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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2008, 09:38:57 AM »
Zardoz

I love Zardoz. Why would you remake it?

Man, why would you want to remake Cape Fear? The original was great!

Cape Fear didn't have a flying head that roared "The gun is good. The penis is evil."
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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2008, 09:37:44 PM »
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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2008, 07:51:22 AM »
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I missed that then....or I just forgot.  Maybe I should see if the library has this.  ;)


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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2008, 11:32:08 AM »
Maybe I should see if the library has this.  ;)

This library only has LIfeforce on VHS....   >:(

I think any remake of lifeforce needs to keep the gorgeous naked space vampire walking around being gorgeous and naked.

If those male vampires who showed up with her are as well this time...   ;)


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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2008, 05:44:13 PM »
Maybe I should see if the library has this.  ;)

This library only has LIfeforce on VHS....   >:(

I think any remake of lifeforce needs to keep the gorgeous naked space vampire walking around being gorgeous and naked.

If those male vampires who showed up with her are as well this time...   ;)

They were naked too.

But let's be honest: Nobody wants to see that many schlongs flopping around.

So you're saying you want them to be erect?

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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2008, 06:34:49 PM »
Probably.  Lucky stiffs.


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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2008, 06:38:58 PM »
I just can't see how it'd work otherwise.  Are we assuming these Sapce Vampires are undead? If so, how does blood circulate into their penises. 

I bet Angel had a woody the entire time he was in Buffy.   :rimshot:


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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2008, 06:40:23 PM »
Well he had a bad case of Gypsy induced blue balls so....


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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2008, 07:19:58 PM »
I've thought this up in another thread. My remake of Manos would look like this:

New Title: The Hands of Fate

Director: Sam Raimi
The Master: Daniel Day Lewis
Torgo: Johnny Depp
Dad: Bruce Campbell
Mom: Nicole Kidman
Daughter: Miranda Cosgrove
Music: Danny Elfman

The script would have to be more fleshed out and maybe throw in some more characters and dangers to encounter in the old desert house. With lots of creepy pagan religion stuff.
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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2008, 08:10:28 PM »
I just can't see how it'd work otherwise.  Are we assuming these Sapce Vampires are undead? If so, how does blood circulate into their penises. 

I bet Angel had a woody the entire time he was in Buffy.   :rimshot:

I guess I don't think of Vampries as the same kind of undead as zombies--they're still living organisms, just kind of a different subspecies or something.  So more of a metaphorical undead?  I dunno. I go with the Anno Dracula type here I guess.

Yeah, now that I think about it, vampires probably would be able to circulate blood. 

Mummys have permanent boners though...


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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2008, 08:40:31 AM »
I just can't see how it'd work otherwise.  Are we assuming these Sapce Vampires are undead? If so, how does blood circulate into their penises. 

I bet Angel had a woody the entire time he was in Buffy.   :rimshot:

I guess I don't think of Vampries as the same kind of undead as zombies--they're still living organisms, just kind of a different subspecies or something.  So more of a metaphorical undead?  I dunno. I go with the Anno Dracula type here I guess.

Yeah, now that I think about it, vampires probably would be able to circulate blood. 

Mummys have permanent boners though...
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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2008, 09:21:14 AM »
I just can't see how it'd work otherwise.  Are we assuming these Sapce Vampires are undead? If so, how does blood circulate into their penises. 

I bet Angel had a woody the entire time he was in Buffy.   :rimshot:

I guess I don't think of Vampries as the same kind of undead as zombies--they're still living organisms, just kind of a different subspecies or something.  So more of a metaphorical undead?  I dunno. I go with the Anno Dracula type here I guess.

Yeah, now that I think about it, vampires probably would be able to circulate blood. 

Mummys have permanent boners though...
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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2008, 03:03:36 PM »
Back to the point...

A friend of mine says that ever since realizing that the underground BART tracks run right under the Federal Reserve in San Francisco, she thinks that The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 should be remade with that as its focus.


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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2008, 03:04:54 PM »
Strike that. looks like they are remaking it. But in NYC again:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422/


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Re: Movies that SHOULD be remade
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2008, 03:17:33 PM »
Strike that. looks like they are remaking it. But in NYC again:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422/


And I believe there was already a made for tv remake of this a few years back.  Also set in NYC.
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