
Um...that's me...beating up sarcasm. Um, yeah...............'cuz I was so mad at him that I......turned him into a horse. Well, I didn't...actually...do it myself...I, um...
(Editor's note*: Like always, it's painfully obvious that BBQ is just making this up as he goes)...hired...er, paid...to have him transmogrified.
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...Or, alternatively, I could just delete the smiley that I accidentally used. Eh, I'll leave that for my editor to take care of.
(Editor's Note: Fuck no. Do it yourself, bitch).* Editor is NOT BBQ. He just a typical corporate whore who lives inside his mind and runs errands for him.