Stupid, Incomprehensible Script Making Fun of Incomprehensibly Stupid Ad
Stupid Unfunny Guy: "I'm a Mac..."
Me: "No, you're not! You're just annoying!"
SUG: "Okay, I'm not a Mac. I just play one on TV."
Me: Yeah, but I'm willing to bet you're just as annoying in real life. Judging from how full of shit you are, you're clearly talking out of your ass. You probably don't even know what UNIX really is, do you? Tell me, MAC, if you're a Mac, does that mean that you look like the effeminate, pearly-white creation of homosexual interior decorators with no knowledge of how to make durable hardware? Does it mean that you don't think market share matters worth a shit unless you're talking about the iPod? Does it mean that you're immune to viruses, yet absurdly vulnerable to hacking because you're based on UNIX?
SUG: "Um...uh...you can't, uh...do graphics...with a PC...
Me: Of course you don't. You know what money is, though. You're getting lots of it for these turdvertisements. And
I know what shitty advertising is. I also know what an annoying, smarmy, overpaid douchebag spouting total bullshit looks like. And guess what? It looks a lot like these ads!
(SUG gets hacked because he's too lazy to do basic computer maintenance)SUG: (sings) Daisy, daisy...
Me: You see, kids, we can all learn some important lessons from these ads you can't change personal preference. In the end, it's not much different than Pepsi and Coke - there are tradeoffs and benefits on both ends. The second lesson we can learn is that these ads SUCK BIG TIME.
Kids: Now we know!
Me: And knowing is half the battle!
