Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina

[Thom_Serveaux]

"A friend who can't catch?  I don't think so!"   -Tom Servo.   #421(MaGG)

[Johnny Unusual]

"Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."

    * E. B. White

[Action Batch]

If you don't get it, let it go. Unless you're a scientist.

Me

[LBeria]

Slow and steady wins the race.  Unless you're in a real race.

 -- Can't remember who said it first....

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Ah, the classic battle between Evil and -- the narrator."   -Crow.   #521(SC)

[Keroppi20]

"You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards."  - Ward Cleaver (Six-String Samurai)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Ah, the clean smell of kids who know they rule the world..."   -Crow.   #204(CC)

[kodiakthejuggler]

"You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring ya lasagna at work... most of 'em just cheat on ya."

~ Silent Bob
Clerks

[dignan]

Kelleh, Kelleh can ya hear me? I don't know if you can... but... I want you to know I tried, I tried to save our beybeh, but I letcha down babe! K... k... kelleh? -- Travis, South Park

[TeamRAD]

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

- Einstein

[Action Batch]

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

- Einstein

Didn't "Really Dull Old Guy" from Cave Dwellers say the same thing?

[therul]

"But if you use your other hand, it feels like someone else."
(overheard in a party as the voices lulled, haven't seen that guy since)

[Junkyard]

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
-Cicadas outside my room

[Johnny Unusual]

Okay well I really enjoyed being you Dr. Hibbert, oh by the way you're not welcome in the library no more. I'm sorry.

Moe- "Bart-Mangled Banner", the Simpsons.

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Ah, the gripping 'luggage sequence'." "I'm not gonna tell you what happens. I'm just gonna say, someone's luggage gets lost."   -Tom Servo/Crow.   #608(CN:DH)