Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina

[Johnny Unusual]

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
-Arthur C Clarke

[Thom_Serveaux]

"All riiight!  Beautiful maidens in the hands of hideous beasts.  This is my kind of movie!"   -Joel.   #107(RM)

[Action Batch]

If you want I can even get my friend Steve to detail your car, for like twenty bucks.

The eyes of a Child - Trey Parker

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Actually, the Atlanteans are very supportive of referendum bond issues so the highways will be --" "SHUT UP!!"   -Crow/Tom Servo.   #516(AfLA)

[LBeria]

"Sort this, deliver that....I'll make them all pay...." -- Mike Nelson, MST3K: The Movie

[Thom_Serveaux]

"A fellow can get used to anything, I suppose." "Yeah.  I once ate a woodchuck!"   -Tex/Crow.   #201(RXM)

[Action Batch]

You're being kidnapped by the LITE FM.

Mike Nelson - MST3k: The Movie

[Keroppi20]

"Wait a minute. I didn't eat the salmon mousse." - Lady (Meaning of Life)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Ah, it's just some kids down there."   -Joel (as Ape Sentry).   #306(TotA)

[Action Batch]

Without evil there can be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes.

Satan - South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

[Johnny Unusual]

    Smithers: Why don't you just use your ATM card?
    Burns: Ah, yes. The Automated Teller Machine-i-ola-trola-maton.

Simpsons, "The Regina Monologue"

[therul]

Einstein: Time.
John Crichton: Flies.
Einstein: Time.
John Crichton: Bandits.
Einstein: Time.
John Crichton: Wounds all heals.
Einstein: Time.
John Crichton:  Rosemary and...
Einstein: Time.
John Crichton: Time ends

Farscape: The Peacekeep Wars.

[Courtney]

"He's in it for the money, not the science."  Bill Paxton.  Twister.  Recahnize.

[Action Batch]

I told you never to call me on this wall, this is an unlisted wall.     Mel Brooks - Spaceballs

[dignan]

"I'm a gigantic brain." -- The Big Brain, Futurama