Mysterious Lowtax Announcement: Details to come eventually

[euphoria]

Euphoria...you've read my mind!

Indeed.  Aren't you glad I'm sworn to secrecy, you naughty little hot potato?**

(**a sneaky homage to one of my embarrassing-because-it's-a-favorite movies, Zoolander.)

[euphoria]

But which movie would they do together?  The obvious choice used to be LotR, but that's been done now...

I agree it would have to be something epic; maybe a classic holiday movie like It's a Wonderful Life to go with the season.  Personally, I'd prefer a movie "everyone" (allegedly) loves; it would make my whole year if they ripped apart that awful ET: The Extraterrestrial.

[gammer]

Indeed.  Aren't you glad I'm sworn to secrecy, you naughty little hot potato?**

(**a sneaky homage to one of my embarrassing-because-it's-a-favorite movies, Zoolander.)

Don't be embarassed about Zoolander...that movie is grrrREAT! (like Tony the Tiger would say).

"The Derek Zoolander School for kids who can't read good"   

   

[kodiakthejuggler]

Indeed.  Aren't you glad I'm sworn to secrecy, you naughty little hot potato?**

(**a sneaky homage to one of my embarrassing-because-it's-a-favorite movies, Zoolander.)

Don't be embarassed about Zoolander...that movie is grrrREAT! (like Tony the Tiger would say).

"The Derek Zoolander School for kids who can't read good"   

   

Merman...

*cough cough*

MerMAN!!!!

*cough cough cough*

[6079SmithW]

Indeed.  Aren't you glad I'm sworn to secrecy, you naughty little hot potato?**

(**a sneaky homage to one of my embarrassing-because-it's-a-favorite movies, Zoolander.)

Don't be embarassed about Zoolander...that movie is grrrREAT! (like Tony the Tiger would say).

"The Derek Zoolander School for kids who can't read good"   

   

Merman...

*cough cough*

MerMAN!!!!

*cough cough cough*

My single favorite thing in that movie is that only three people get their name appearing on the screen in exciting white letters: Derek Zoolander, Hansel, and... David Bowie. That's just awesome.

[torgosPizza]

"I feel like I'm taking CRAZY PILLS!!!!"

Classic.

[euphoria]

Thanks, you guys!  I feel much better about having watched it six times so far.   

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

[kodiakthejuggler]

Thanks, you guys!  I feel much better about having watched it six times so far.   

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

Or maybe you thought I wouldn't know what a eugoogily was?


 

[Atarian]

I'm a member of the SA forums and love it there, but I don't think I would enjoy having anyone but mike and the mst guys riffing.

[6079SmithW]

Drat, I was hoping the answer would come with the announcement of the new rifftrax. Oh, well.

[SaucyRossy]

I love SA and would love it even more if Lowtax was a guest riffer....would be awesome. Any of you read the Fashion Swat articles? So great.

[SaucyRossy]

also can we get a link to the thread on the SA forums? I cant find it.

[6079SmithW]

also can we get a link to the thread on the SA forums? I cant find it.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1971015

There you guy. It's a long thread.

Also, Fashion Swat is pretty much the best thing of any kind ever.

[SaucyRossy]

Thanks for the link...I hope that Bill comes back soon and does some riffing...I wonder if Lowtax could pull off a rifftrax now that I think about it....he probably could...

[MontyServo]

I don't know how I feel about this development.  I knew that eventually there would be non MST3K-related guest riffers, but I didn't think it would be some sort of web pseudo celebrity doing it. 

I'm not too familiar with this guy, other than that he did that Mike Nelson interview for his website and he had that "fight" with Uwe Boll. 

The one thing I would really hate is if they were to have a web "celebrity" as a guest riffer and it turned out to be one of these web schmucks that think they are far more important than they actually are due to whatever limited success their websites have.  I don't really know about Lowtax, so I don't know if he falls into that category.  I would hope not.

All that said, I think it would be reasonable to presume that the movie he would riff on would be Bloodrayne.  Nothing else would make sense (besides maybe another Uwe Boll film).

Another thing is that I would not be interested in is a Rifftrax without an MST3K alumnus involved.  A Lowtax solo rifftrax would equal a no-sale from me.