So many to choose from.
"He still thinks he's an airplane. Better call for an exorcist."
"Dad, why do you live in the basement and mommy lives upstairs?"
"Stuck in the middle of the pond, the children can only ride on the slide as they await death."
"Okay, you take the popular kids. We'll take the good ones."
"Hey Ruth, if you're still awake, give George some more beans."
The carousel bit is genius.