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Title: In any Battle of Wits, I'd..........
Post by: anais.jude on July 09, 2008, 01:54:52 PM
In any Battle of Wits, I'd need a map to the battlefield!



and so on............
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 09, 2008, 02:32:07 PM
I would be Poland and you would have a snappy uniform.
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Post by: Courtney on July 09, 2008, 02:33:29 PM
...I'd be rubber and you'd be glue and we'd both be in third grade or else it would be sad.
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Post by: mrbasehart on July 09, 2008, 02:33:57 PM
I'm a Czech cavalryman and you're a Panzer tank division!
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 09, 2008, 02:35:07 PM
I'm the Gaul to your Caesar; naked and disorganized!
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 09, 2008, 02:38:40 PM
I'd bring a knife to a gunfight.
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Post by: Action Batch on July 09, 2008, 02:42:00 PM
I'd ask questions first, and chew bubblegum.
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Post by: Tripe on July 09, 2008, 02:44:03 PM
bet on Oscar Wilde; he might slap like a girl but he's an Irish boy underneath it all.
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Post by: Fortis on July 09, 2008, 02:45:58 PM
turn into my superhero alter ego Duality Man!!     oh no, my secret!
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 09, 2008, 03:06:21 PM
...be a pacifist.

Even though I could hang you all out to dry....   ;)
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Post by: Courtney on July 09, 2008, 03:10:51 PM
...I'd go fetal and weep.
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Post by: LBeria on July 09, 2008, 04:10:19 PM
I'd close the barn door after the chickens are in one basket....
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 09, 2008, 05:00:59 PM
run like hell
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 09, 2008, 06:20:44 PM
I'd lose.
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Post by: RoninFox on July 09, 2008, 06:44:18 PM
...spend the last few years of my life developing an immunity to iocane powder.
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 09, 2008, 07:40:40 PM
I would give my inaugural address in the cold and inclement weather without wearing my overcoat.
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Post by: LBeria on July 09, 2008, 07:44:07 PM
....make sure I had complete deniability of all instances of wit battles.
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Post by: anais.jude on July 09, 2008, 07:55:14 PM
wearing something skimpy!
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Post by: OmegaR! on July 09, 2008, 08:03:33 PM
I'd think up something grand to say, but it would come out something like

Ich bin ein Berliner

I'd be on top of the world until the translators came up....
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Post by: Courtney on July 09, 2008, 08:05:09 PM
...make sure he was wearing a condom.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 09, 2008, 09:25:29 PM
I'm the Gaul to your Caesar; naked and disorganized!
but hey, you have that magic potion that gives you superhuman strength.  So you've got that going for you....
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 09, 2008, 09:25:37 PM
... pull on a pair of Groucho glasses.  It'll make me feel at least a little bit wittier.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 09, 2008, 09:31:09 PM
...be an ape evolved from man and be as an amoeba to you...
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 09, 2008, 09:34:54 PM
... begin by calling my opponent a dairy farmer.
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Post by: Doktor Sleepless on July 09, 2008, 10:45:22 PM
......whip it out.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 10, 2008, 04:07:37 AM
...soil myself. Then I'd regroup and come up with another plan. Any thoughts?
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Post by: Action Batch on July 10, 2008, 05:52:21 AM
I'd say, Why doesn't Lancelot go?
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Post by: Tripe on July 10, 2008, 05:59:44 AM
be selling arms to both sides.
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 10, 2008, 06:59:00 AM
I would whine about Han shooting first.
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Post by: Courtney on July 10, 2008, 07:04:48 AM
...drink heavily.
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Post by: anais.jude on July 10, 2008, 08:14:50 AM
Film it and win an Oscar!
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 10, 2008, 01:33:15 PM
Instead of lending it a terrible aspect, I'd just get dust in my eye and go home crying.
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Post by: Fortis on July 10, 2008, 01:36:31 PM
probably hide somewhere until the victor came out...and then throw a dodgeball at him. Thats how the fat kid won a lot in elementary school. The other kids never caught on...hmm
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Post by: Courtney on July 10, 2008, 01:40:23 PM
...be a pot calling the kettle black.  Then I'd get thirsty for tea and stuff made in a pot.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 10, 2008, 06:05:50 PM
... be the one who was paid to hide on a grassy knoll with a sniper rifle and wait for the right moment.
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 10, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
I'd be the flower girl in yours and Bellona's wedding.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 11, 2008, 05:55:24 AM
dance like a monkey, then throw a rock at the enemy
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 11, 2008, 12:15:25 PM
....fling my poo.


(sorry the post above inspired me)
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 11, 2008, 01:01:43 PM
I'd fail in my efforts to begin the beguine.
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Post by: LBeria on July 11, 2008, 03:34:55 PM
I'd opt for the lesser of two evils and avoid referencing "Ishtar" at any opportunity....
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 11, 2008, 08:48:17 PM
I'd call on the power of Grayskull to wipe out all enemies.
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 12, 2008, 09:30:20 AM
I'd lose track of  you in the sewers of Vienna.
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Post by: anais.jude on July 12, 2008, 09:38:57 AM
I'd make a Third Man refference.....D'OH!
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Post by: Action Batch on July 13, 2008, 09:20:31 AM
wearing something skimpy!

...drink heavily.

......whip it out.

...make sure he was wearing a condom.

I would whine about Han shooting first.

...I'd go fetal and weep.

Film it and win an Oscar!

This is one hell of a thread.
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 13, 2008, 11:49:52 AM
I would totally give in right away and say there are five lights.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 13, 2008, 11:52:45 AM
...bring my wallet with a lot of cash.
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 13, 2008, 12:06:47 PM
....ask "What would Max Headroom do?"
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 17, 2008, 12:17:54 PM
I'd retire into a limbo large and broad.
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Post by: Fortis on July 17, 2008, 02:16:38 PM
...I'd pick a hot girl and protect her...I've watched enough movies to know that the hero always gets the girl.
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 17, 2008, 07:07:51 PM
I'd pick Waldorf for the Muppets Mafia game without more carefully perusing the previous characters already taken.

Fail! for me.