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Title: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: JoshWay on June 04, 2008, 12:54:33 PM
Gillian Anderson is pregnant (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080604/ap_en_tv/people_gillian_anderson)

I don't have much to say about it, but it's breaking news that relates weakly to a new Rifftrax release. You're welcome!
Title: Re: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: ebeth on June 05, 2008, 09:55:59 AM
How do you know the father isn't an alien?  Maybe he looks human huh?  Did you ever think of that Josh?  And you can yourself an Xpert....you do, call yourself that right?  I mean, if you don't then my whole insult is pretty lame....Dear God, why do I even try to be witty?
Title: Re: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: Courtney on June 05, 2008, 10:22:29 AM
That was really nice of her to do that to give the Rifftrax a bit of a publicity bump!  I intend to do the same and take one (in the oven) for the team to get a riff of The Crush.
Title: Re: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: JoshWay on June 05, 2008, 10:23:50 AM
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How do you know the father isn't an alien?

Well, you got me there. He may just be cleverly disguised. Here he is, you be the judge:

(http://www.joshway.com/wp/griffiths.jpg)
Title: Re: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 05, 2008, 01:14:24 PM
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How do you know the father isn't an alien?

Well, you got me there. He may just be cleverly disguised. Here he is, you be the judge:

(http://www.joshway.com/wp/griffiths.jpg)

I'm so much more talented and handsome than him.  Time to put on my stalking outfit.   >:D
Title: Re: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: Indomitus on June 05, 2008, 07:37:47 PM
"Run! Try not to get pollinated!"

(http://www.joshway.com/wp/griffiths.jpg)


Oops.  Too late.

Title: Re: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: Darth Geek on June 05, 2008, 09:12:43 PM
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http://www.joshway.com/wp/griffiths.jpg
http://www.joshway.com/wp/griffiths.jpg

Dude was that ugly before he was a alien.
Title: Re: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: PlayMSTie on June 06, 2008, 08:04:33 AM
Well, she does have a premiere coming up, and a baby bump is the hottest accessory these days . . . :) Kidding. Best wishes to her.
Title: Re: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: Road_Element on June 10, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
You know when X-Files was on the air. I dont think there was a season that went by that you didnt see Gillian Anderson inseminated by aliens. Could this be the case here.
Title: Re: Gillian Anderson impregnated by (alleged) non-alien
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 10, 2008, 01:02:12 PM
You know when X-Files was on the air. I dont think there was a season that went by that you didnt see Gillian Anderson inseminated by aliens. Could this be the case here.

When you say "every season" do you mean "no season" cuz part of the storyline was that she couldn't have a baby.  When she did think she had a baby it was through a surrogate mother, so ......  /removes X-Files nerd helmet