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Title: That's what she said.
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 03, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Form a sentence that can vaguely be recognized as a double entendre
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
in the style of Michael Scott.

EXAMPLE

"I like butter on my corn cob."

That's what she said.

START

"I just don't want to come over tonight."
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Post by: Janitor on May 04, 2008, 09:17:24 AM
No, you have to plug that into the wall.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 04, 2008, 09:22:08 AM
That's what she said.

"No, you're doing it wrong."
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Post by: anais.jude on May 04, 2008, 10:17:07 AM
that's what she said (and I'm sure BTA has heard that before  >:D)


Push, just a little more
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Post by: ImOscardotcom on May 04, 2008, 10:18:58 AM
That's what she said.

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
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Post by: nummy muffin on May 04, 2008, 12:21:07 PM
That's what she said.

Hope this doesn't come to blows.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 04, 2008, 01:18:06 PM
That's what she said.

"I'm going in for Lasik eye surgery."
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Post by: Janitor on May 04, 2008, 02:41:07 PM
That's what she said.

This sand is everywhere!
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on May 06, 2008, 05:54:25 PM
That's what she said.

I love it when a plan comes together.
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Post by: Tripe on May 06, 2008, 06:04:54 PM
As the actress said to the bishop*

With all this pulling, it's a wonder it stays on.


*which would be the British version of the phrase.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 07, 2008, 06:49:39 AM
Eh?  Eh?  Know what I mean?  Say no more, nudge nudge!*

Are you sure that that's where it goes?



*As would be the obnoxious version of this joke
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Post by: mrbasehart on May 07, 2008, 07:14:12 AM
Eh?  Eh?  Know what I mean?  Say no more, nudge nudge!*

You stole that from Eric Idle! ;)

"I like them soft, and finished in about 2 minutes."
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 07:19:42 AM
F'narr F'narr! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finbarr_Saunders)

With enough lubrication, it'll come off in no time.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 07, 2008, 10:12:33 AM
That's what she said.

Willie: "There are two dead people in here!"
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Post by: mrbasehart on May 07, 2008, 12:19:48 PM
That's what....Hayley Joel Osment said? :)

Would anyone like to stroke my pussy?*

(I'm stealing this from Are You Being Served?)
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on May 07, 2008, 03:35:40 PM
I bet you say that to all the boys.   :)

You'll believe a man can fly.
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Post by: LBeria on May 07, 2008, 08:48:05 PM
Heard it.....  ::) ;D

I just can't play the back well until my club is straight and my balls are washed....

(True story: I was taking golf lessons and someone said this....  We ALL fell out laughing on the putting green!)
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Post by: nummy muffin on May 07, 2008, 11:45:09 PM
That's what she paid good money for. ^_^

"I'd like a side of two balls."

Working at an Italian restaurant, I hear this line a lot.  Regarding meatballs, I think.  I hope.
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Post by: Janitor on May 08, 2008, 08:15:00 AM
That's what la ragatzzi said

Could you make that any bigger?
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Post by: Courtney on May 08, 2008, 08:16:58 AM
That's amore!  Er, that's what she said.

Will it go in any further?
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Post by: Tripe on May 08, 2008, 08:18:44 AM
As the Bishop said to the actress

There's something fishy about this
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Post by: Courtney on May 08, 2008, 08:22:13 AM
*slap*

Just keep pushing till it fits.
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on May 08, 2008, 09:12:33 AM
Who said what to who now?!

Supersize those fries.
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Post by: Tripe on May 08, 2008, 09:53:29 AM
As the fry cook said to the drive-through operator

Do you want to watch?
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 02:23:13 PM
No time for love, Dr. Jones!

I think you've flooded it.
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on May 08, 2008, 04:14:49 PM
This is no boating accident.

Tomorrow's forecast calls for partly cloudy skies with a chance of rain.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 14, 2008, 10:48:54 PM
...for me to poop on.

Now, insert the pastry strudel.
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Post by: SoiledShortz on May 15, 2008, 02:16:34 AM
That's what the Pilsbury Dough Girl said.

I like nuts on my brownie.
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Post by: Tripe on May 15, 2008, 05:05:17 AM
as the scoutmaster said to the eagle scout.

You came in that? You're braver than I thought!

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Post by: LBeria on May 15, 2008, 03:34:55 PM
*snorts soda out of nose at previous post*

Who's up for the Testicle Festival??

(A real event in Central Missouri....)
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Post by: Tripe on May 15, 2008, 03:36:27 PM
that's what the offal enthusiast said.

At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 15, 2008, 03:40:20 PM
That's what she said.

It's just like Begger's Canyon back home.


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Post by: Tripe on May 15, 2008, 03:41:26 PM
That's what the sandwoman said.

Aren't you a little small for a storm trooper?
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Post by: LBeria on May 15, 2008, 03:42:57 PM
Squealed the ewok.....

She's fast enough for ya', old man....
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Post by: SoiledShortz on May 15, 2008, 04:26:34 PM
That's what space prostitutes say.

It's your father's "Light-Saber".
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Post by: mrbasehart on May 15, 2008, 06:50:49 PM
...said the Jedi Master to the slave-dancer.

My, that's a HUGE cock!
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Post by: Tripe on May 15, 2008, 06:52:35 PM
That's what the judge of the best poultry competition at the county fair said.

Come on Jo, let's get you out of those silly clothes.


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Post by: Janitor on May 17, 2008, 04:25:31 AM
...is what Paul said to the man who thought he was a loner.

Keep searching, you'll find it.
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Post by: LBeria on May 17, 2008, 12:04:29 PM
Said the deaf to the blind.....

Boldly going where no man has gone before....
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Post by: Tripe on May 17, 2008, 12:11:35 PM
Said Spock to Kirk after one too many Romulan Ales.

It's brand spanking new.