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RiffTrax Discussion => Shorts 2007 - 2008 => If Mirrors Could Speak => Topic started by: gammer on April 14, 2008, 02:18:27 PM

Title: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: gammer on April 14, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
So, what does your mirror say to you when you look in it?
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 14, 2008, 02:21:05 PM
Either

"Damn, you're gorgeous!"

or

"Damn, you're ugly!"


I can never tell which...
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: nummy muffin on April 14, 2008, 02:37:31 PM
Kill Snow White.
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: Tyrant on April 14, 2008, 02:59:08 PM
It tells me if my hair is messed up, of if I've got something on my face. Occasionally it tells me if Pak is sneaking up behind me or not.

Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 14, 2008, 03:03:45 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: RVR II on April 14, 2008, 04:14:16 PM
Look at my Sexy Belly!!  :(
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: Lord Dimwit Flathead on April 14, 2008, 04:20:59 PM
Freaky 70's shorts give me nightmares and if they have clowns I then require therapy.  :gouge:

Although I couldn't help but like Depressed Hobo Clown Robbie. "Why would one eat when one faces annihilation?"

(edit) wrong thread, ack.

My mirror tells me, "No one will ever love you."
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: Lemming Howard on April 14, 2008, 05:27:10 PM
"You need a shave." and gravity's gotten a little heavier today.
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: OmegaR! on April 14, 2008, 05:39:21 PM
AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Then there is a pause, an evil grin,

Then I bow and say What must I do?

But always, without fail, the scene changes, and I never figure out what to do....

ergo, endless repetition.....
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: gammer on April 14, 2008, 07:59:59 PM
It tells me if my hair is messed up,

yeah, me too (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,7779.0.html)  :)
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: Darth Geek on April 14, 2008, 08:04:35 PM
It tells me to stop staring at it.
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: yamshark on April 15, 2008, 02:41:20 AM
My mirror says:

"if you can't stand to be rubbed, you will never shine truly"!

Now...

Is this remark indicative of the mirrors efforts at using it's true-sight to help me realise my weaknesses and then, per se, help me strengthen myself to face this bleak and harsh world?

OR

Is it just being a filthy little bastard?

Discuss.....
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: RoninFox on April 15, 2008, 05:57:52 AM
It says "You're a bad clown"

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/RoninFox/l_d4e5101a3e61b5a7b2592d6e79364cbf.jpg)

I am, and it's fun!
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: Fortis on April 15, 2008, 06:08:59 PM
AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Then there is a pause, an evil grin,

Then I bow and say What must I do?

But always, without fail, the scene changes, and I never figure out what to do....

ergo, endless repetition.....

That made me laugh out loud...congrats  :clap:

When I look in my mirror, it says my tie is crooked
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 18, 2008, 11:54:17 PM
Well, I can't really tell.  The mirror I'm looking into has a funny-looking crack in it.  Hmm...I wonder if it's safe to touch -

GAH!  My hand is stuck in translucent goo!  It's like a Capri Sun commercial!  The T-1000's twin brother is climbing up my arm...up my neck...now it's headed down my esophagus...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then I wake up in my goo pod in the real world.
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: Cosmic Muse on April 22, 2008, 07:23:04 AM
My mirror always shows me girls much prettier than I am for some odd reason.
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: Fuzzy Necromancer on April 24, 2008, 08:43:47 PM
It shows me scruffy good looks, marred only slightly by a persistant acne problem that doesn't get better because I can't stop picking at it. >.>
Title: Re: What does your mirror say to you?
Post by: Mads13 on April 27, 2008, 08:49:29 PM
On some days it says, "....the hell you lookin' at boy? Get back to work!"

Or it reveals someone who looks strikingly like Brad Pitt.                 That is, till I peel the Brad Pitt decal off the mirror........