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Title: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Ortega on April 09, 2008, 06:15:21 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/HB7.jpg)

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!

Did you ever listen to a commentary track, and listen to the creators blow smoke up your ass for an hour and a half?  Have you ever wanted to listen to real people, horribly inebriated, watch a movie and say what they really think?  Well then, your wait is over, because here is the new Harass Bastards HarassCast!!

The Victim:
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/mortalkombat.jpg)

The Bastards:
Ortega
Sideswipe
RaYzor


And Special Guest Bastard:
Rude

 Just remember....this is  completely improvised.  We don't script or rehearse.  And we also tend to use naughty language and can sometimes offend people who have no sense of humor.

And here is a sample, Youtubified:
[yt=425,350]HZ-5NDnnIRY[/yt]

Download at your discretion at the  link-ity link (http://www.divshare.com/download/launch/4213842-453)
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 09, 2008, 06:21:05 PM
Woooooooooo! the moment you've all been waiting for!
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: RaYzor on April 09, 2008, 06:22:17 PM
MORTAL KOMMMBAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

(crappy synth music)

This one was a riot!
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Tripe on April 09, 2008, 06:31:27 PM
Indexed (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8239.0.html)
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Rude on April 10, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
...

This HarassCast is fully endorsed by me: Rude. Because... well, i'm in it. So obviously that makes it infinitely more awesome than any of the other fan riffs out there. Oh yeah... plus i'm pretty drunk by the end of the movie, so there's that too!

Seriously though, this one is pretty funny.
The Bastards were spot-on for this riff of MORTAAAALLLL KOMBAAAATTT!

-Rude
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 10, 2008, 06:13:48 PM
FLAWLESS HARASSMENT!
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Darth Geek on April 10, 2008, 09:18:25 PM
Very funny. While not an official Rifftrax, I think it will be awhile before they get around to this turd. So this is much appreciated.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: GregMcduck on April 11, 2008, 03:17:59 PM
I had a lot of fun with this. Keep it up!

How does one get invited to these kind of parties though?
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 11, 2008, 05:57:35 PM
Well we have a long list of potential Harassers, but I think we can pencil you in sometime
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Janitor on April 12, 2008, 06:22:18 AM
Chesticles!! HA!!
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 12, 2008, 08:18:31 AM
what did you think of the MK Harasscast, Action Batch?
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 12, 2008, 12:25:49 PM

After the ballgames today, I'm hoping I can find a copy of this so I can join it w/ Spidey 3 for a double feature later on tonight.  I really should try to find a cheap copy of The Crow, too.

Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: GregMcduck on April 12, 2008, 12:46:59 PM
They're selling copies at Target, that's where I got mine.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 12, 2008, 01:48:11 PM

Thanks for the head's up, Greg. I should be in luck!

I checked the local Best Buys online, and they're all sold out.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Janitor on April 12, 2008, 02:02:53 PM
I thought the content was very good. It was well paced, even through the completely unnecessary dialogue. I laughed myself stupid when you pointed out they were trying to follow Mellena through the cobwebs that obviously hadn't been moved in a couple thousand years. The Chris Farley "That Veronica Vaughn" bit was hilarious. All the references to controller moves for the game were great.

The technical side, I realize that the delay between you guys is technology's fault. So I guess we just have to deal with it. But the audio levels! Whomever the hyena laugher guy was, was so quiet and PBR, who was drinking Rude was pretty loud. I hate to leave a complaint without a possible way to fix it, but hell, I don't know shit about audio editing.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Ortega on April 12, 2008, 03:48:12 PM
yeah...with using Skype to accomplish this...there is a small delay that is hard to fix in post, without screwing up the sync.  But th problem with levels is completely my fault.  But i have an excuse...i'm not a audio expert, but i'm getting better....




oh, and i'm the hyena laugher....my apologies....
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Rude on April 13, 2008, 01:17:26 PM
Quote from: Action Batch
...Rude was pretty loud.

Yeah, i'm just naturally a loud mouth. Plus i run my audio through a filter to remove some buzz, which makes my track nice and crisp. Oh... and i don't breath through my mouth during the recording!  ;D

-Rude
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 13, 2008, 08:46:34 PM

That was pretty awesome, guys!

I think Bill & Ted picked up these guys.

That made me spit out my Point Amber Classic beer. Great line, Rude.

Like I mentioned in the chat room earlier on, I forgot how bad this movie was, but once the fight scenes commenced, it was game on! The Sonya/Kano fight is, far and away, my favorite part of the entire movie and your HarassCast made it all the richer!

And I feel a new drinking game has been baptized, while watching a movie with the adjoining HarassCast, take a drink every time RaYzor says, Douche.

But again, great work, and I'm going to be on the lookout for a copy of The Crow sometime later this week.

Bridgette Wilson > Cameron Diaz

;)
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: GalvaTRION on April 13, 2008, 09:23:31 PM

Bridgette Wilson > Cameron Diaz

;)

TRUTH.

Well, early 90s era Cameron Diaz was pretty cute.

As for the riff- listened to it without the movie (I've seen it enough times to have the movie memorized). Interesting style, here. Certainly different from MST3K, more like a real-life riffing situation. About as funny as riffing with my own friends.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards HarassCast- Mortal Kombat!
Post by: Ortega on April 21, 2008, 01:12:09 AM
sample posted in creamy youtubery goodness

[yt=425,350]HZ-5NDnnIRY[/yt]