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Title: Hobo Names
Post by: daltysmilth on April 07, 2008, 06:19:40 PM

Those of you who have had the pleasure of reading John Hodgman's (AKA The "PC" from the "Mac vs. PC" commercials, or the Deranged Millionaire from the They Might Be Giants venue songs DVD) "The Areas Of My Expertise" are well-acquainted with his list of Hobo names.  So I thought it would be fun to come up with our own list of Hobo names, for the amusement of all.  I guess you would call it more of a mental exercise than a game, but it's still pretty fun.  The rules are pretty loose, just any combination of words and/or a name you can come up with.  And to make things a little more organized, let's say no more than five names per poster per turn.  I'll start.

1.  Flapjack Charlie
2.  Goose Pimple Jimmy
3.  Dick Van Patten
4.  Idaho John, the Potato Kid
5.  Juan Pedro Sanchez, The Irish Assassin

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 07, 2008, 07:07:45 PM

1.  Cockroach Slim
2.  Brownstreak O'Malley
3.  President Bush
4.  No-Touch (touchy) McGee
5.  Alibaster Shakes

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: daltysmilth on April 14, 2008, 09:07:17 PM

1.  Hatbox Nelson
2.  Breadbox Wilkins
3.  Matchbox 20
4.  The Pheasant Plucker and the Pheasant Plucker's Son
5.  Deoxyribonucleic Acid Johnston

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on April 14, 2008, 09:48:59 PM

1. Ride-Um Slim
2. Hot Poker Stash
3. Ribonucleic Acid Samson
4. Cilia Pete
5. Mitochondria Mick

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 14, 2008, 10:00:38 PM

Smokey Butt McGuffin

Willie the Biter

Lock-Up Louie

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: RoninFox on April 15, 2008, 05:37:48 AM

Five-card Stan

Donnie Cinderblock

Big Daddy Small

Chilli Chin Charlie

Walkin' Deadman

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: nummy muffin on April 15, 2008, 10:31:17 AM

Turnpike Jersery Mike
Mouseman Murphy
Bustop Bill Baggins
Sloppy Joel
Subway's Frank

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: RVR II on April 15, 2008, 10:35:00 AM

Vagabon

Dill sneaker

Caboos

Jesus Lizard

Hobokin

Oh, & Mr ED

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: GLaDOS on April 15, 2008, 11:36:20 AM

Dog Poo
Riff Raff
Morris Mccrunchy
The Jerk
Jed Mulligan

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: Tripe on April 15, 2008, 01:15:12 PM

Stoke the Fire Jim
Ramblin' Ron Russel
George Nutkkin
Lurchin' Pete
Demelza Plucket

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: daltysmilth on April 15, 2008, 09:53:41 PM

1.  Harry S. Truman (No relation to the president, although his middle name is S with a period)
2.  Apologetic Dan
3.  Minty Mindy, the Woman Of Broken Dreams and her Yorkshire Terrier, Crumples
4.  Half A Glazed Donut Jenkins
5.  J-Proof

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: Cibernético II on April 17, 2008, 09:10:24 PM

Homeless Jimmy
The guy  on 24th AVE who thinks he's Jesus
Half and Half Harriet
The Great Antonio
The guy  on 26th AVE who thinks he's Jesus

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 08, 2008, 01:20:55 PM

1. Scruffy Jim
2. Public Urination Frank
3. Hobo: the Movie
4. El Boxcaro, the homeless luchadore!
5. Dr. Railway Jenkins, MD

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: Dim of the Yard on December 08, 2008, 03:02:46 PM

Don't Look Honey
Trenchcoat Trent
Scruffy
Simple Scabby Sammie
Carl

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: daltysmilth on December 09, 2008, 05:21:45 PM

1.  The Estate of Boxcar Johnny
2.  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3.  Genius Q. Poindexter, the Village Idiot
4.  Janet, Just Janet
5.  Humorous Name Billy

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 09, 2008, 06:11:38 PM

Hobos of the future:

1.  Hypercube Dan
2.  Omniverse Pete
3.  Ever-evolvin' Edgar
4.  Sixth Senseless Sam
5. Captain DVD

Title: Re: Hobo Names
Post by: Sideswipe on December 11, 2008, 05:20:41 PM

Edward "Snugglecakes" Vanhelgen