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Title: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Ortega on April 01, 2008, 09:09:46 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/HB7.jpg)


Hello, people with way too much free time on their hands!  Here is the new Harass Bastards podcast!

The Victim:
The Crow
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/crow_ver2.jpg)

The Bastards:
Ortega
Sideswipe
RaYzor


and Special Guest Bastard:

revPOMP

As before, our "harass-casts" are completely improvised, unscripted, and unrehearsed. 

And a bit of a warning:  We tend to get pretty offensive. We don't censor ourselves, so this is definitely not one for the kids. 

And here's a sample of our controlled chaos...and FYI...its a bit NSFW
[yt=425,350]uLU0eQMwP34[/yt]

Download at your discretion: http://www.divshare.com/download/launch/4153874-da6

And , yes, POMP freaked us out too....
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: RaYzor on April 01, 2008, 09:14:38 PM
We get offensive?  Sure.  Also, remember its very, VERY funny!
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 02, 2008, 06:21:41 AM
Hahaha, we're gonna get the hate mail for this one.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Tripe on April 02, 2008, 09:53:04 AM
Added to the index  :)
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Rude on April 02, 2008, 01:57:55 PM
...

Any multiple versions to be aware of for this one?

-Rude
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 02, 2008, 02:04:00 PM
No, I'm pretty sure there is only one version.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Ortega on April 02, 2008, 02:23:39 PM
OK....i looked around...and the two  DVD versions of Crow for sale(at least the Region 1 releases) are all 101 minutes...which is the one we all used.  Now i took a look at Netflix, and the runtime of the copy they had stated the runtime at 117 minutes.  So i can't say for sure if the version Netflix has is some kind of extended edition or not.

On Amazon, you can pick up one for under 9 bucks used.
http://www.amazon.com/Crow-Miramax-Dimension-Collectors/dp/B000059XUO/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1207171373&sr=8-1
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: POMP on April 03, 2008, 03:43:29 AM
I freaked you out? That's awesome. I think I'm leaking *something* again...
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: RaYzor on April 06, 2008, 11:33:33 AM
GAH!!  Its POMP, the master of freak out harass!
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Janitor on April 07, 2008, 01:54:28 PM
I just watched it today. You guys are frickin hilarious! What did Pomp say that got cut?
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 07, 2008, 05:57:00 PM
Haha, thanks man.  Check out our Kahncast also.  We have Mortal Kombat coming out soon.  And you really dont want to know what Pomp said.  Trust me.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Janitor on April 08, 2008, 01:18:14 PM
I'll take your word on that. But in the intro you said that this (The Crow) was the third podcast. Other than Kahn, what's the other one?
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Tripe on April 08, 2008, 01:19:24 PM
yes do tell as I only have two for you in the index.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Rude on April 08, 2008, 01:24:55 PM
...

They've done Underworld, which is on the backburner for right now... as far as i know. And Mortal Kombat should be on it's way very soon. Not to mention at least one other horrible film which has already been recorded.

-Rude
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Tripe on April 08, 2008, 01:27:17 PM
Are there threads for them somewhere?
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Ortega on April 08, 2008, 01:28:10 PM
no...i don't make a thread until i'm ready to release them....
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: POMP on April 09, 2008, 09:38:31 AM
Action Batch, I'll give you a hint: It involves a manís bulbourethral glands.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Janitor on April 09, 2008, 12:41:43 PM
Ha ha! I looked Bulbourethral up on Wiki. That's terrific!!! That combined with what your fingers smelled like when you left the theater, all in all, a pretty good night I'm guessing.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: POMP on April 09, 2008, 05:53:01 PM
Good times indeed my friend.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Rude on April 09, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
...

I need to get in gear and find myself a copy of The Crow, dammit.

-Rude
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 09, 2008, 06:19:49 PM
yeah, you do.  I personaly thought that Kahn was funnier for some reason.  But the majority thinks that Crow is superior.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Janitor on April 09, 2008, 07:08:58 PM
I haven't watched Kahn yet, but IMHO, The Crow is hilarious. And not in a classic MST or Rifftrax hilarious way, either. The weird thing is, the commentary is really funny, but the movie is incidental. Less than 1/16th of what the guys are talking about is actually referencing what is happening on screen. It just so happens that the guys themselves, are genuinely funny people. So, it doesn't really matter what's happening during the movie. Which is good, because the movie itself is really really stupid.

Point of the story is:

Harass Bastards is comprised of natural talent. Genuinely funny guys. I highly recommend it. 
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: RaYzor on April 09, 2008, 08:18:58 PM
And I recommend Action Bach's hysterical and awesome animated gif  :)

Thanks for the compliment!
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 10, 2008, 05:46:16 AM
Thats great to hear Action Batch, hopefully you will like MK if get around to seeing it as well.  We need more people like to to take a chance on it.  Although, like Ortega says, its not for everyone.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Ortega on April 15, 2008, 05:42:35 AM
Sample available in all its YouTubery goodness......

[yt=425,350]uLU0eQMwP34[/yt]
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: Sideswipe on April 15, 2008, 05:52:48 AM
haha, nice job Ortega.
Title: Re: Harass Bastards - The Crow Harass-cast!
Post by: GregMcduck on April 16, 2008, 04:45:48 PM
Just got through this. I love this fresh improve style. I'd say it and the Mortal Kombat one are about equal.