ManBearPig
Dostoevsky or Tolstoy?
Road HouseMcDonald's fries, but only when they're fresh out of the fryer Mmmmmmm...
Fries or Onion Rings?
Chad VaderAnythings better than 'Phantom Menace'
Star Wars Episode 1 or Star Trek Enterprise?
Hooker
Teleny or The Reverse of the Medal
Hooker
Teleny or The Reverse of the Medal
:clap: Brilliant.
NintendoHooker
Teleny or The Reverse of the Medal
:clap: Brilliant.
Ypu like that eh? I aim to please :)
Twelfth Night or, What You Will ;)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anansi.
I had to sit through a reading of fifth graders doing a group reading of Br'er Rabbit and I shall never be rid of that (granted I was in fifth grade at the time...but STILL)
Vomit or Puke?Puke
Anansi.
I had to sit through a reading of fifth graders doing a group reading of Br'er Rabbit and I shall never be rid of that (granted I was in fifth grade at the time...but STILL)
Carumba, it wasn't the Harris version was it :speechless:
Why choose? Just use a nice interior latex and you get the best of both worlds.
Holly Goodhead or Pussy Galore?
Aliens VS Predator: Requiem
Vectrex or Atari 2600?
Pimping or being green?
...wait which one is he again?
Corman or Wood Jr.
Corman or Wood Jr.
FOUL!!! I asked that question on April 2nd!!! ;D ;D ;D
Spell check
Epic Movie or Meet the Spartians?
D'oh!Spell check
Epic Movie or Meet the Spartians?
Oh, irony. :)
Gruyere!
Spell check or dicitonary.com?
Spell check
Epic Movie or Meet the Spartians?
Bonanza or The High Chaparral
Beast Machines, 'cause that show was awesome
Hot Fuzz or Shoot 'Em Up
Carl Sagan
Fed-Ex or UPS?
Carl Sagan
EPIC FAIL.QuoteFed-Ex or UPS?
UPS. Fuck tha feds, man. Fuck tha po-lice.
Fuck the feds, or fuck the po-lice?
Oooh, snap!
Couch
'Zed' or 'Zee'
hey hey hey I already answered.
Candy or Sweets
Salami or Bologna?
Mello Yello. I hate Mountain Dew. But the real favorite here? SUUURRGE!
Dunkaroos or Shark Bites?
Pound Puppies. I love dah purpies.
Rainbow Brite or Jem (of "and the Holograms" fame)
Danny Boy.... I don't know the words to the other.....
In that scenario wouldn't you be taking the medicine either way?That's true, but when I asked it I meant which would you prefer, not what you'd actually be doing. And I asked it after a long day and a frazzled brain was taking over.... ;)
TV anchors. Because if there's a lower form of life than a DJ (radio or not), I have yet to meet it.
flip-flops or tevas?
Hindenburg, because it didn't have a shitty, pretentious movie made about it.
Digital Camera. The reasons are almost endless, but the biggest is not having to wait to know you have a thumb in that perfect shot. And also from having Wal-Mart lose your film.
Amateur porn or Leaving it to the pro's?
is the boy cute....if not, the horse
temple of doom or last crusade\
Oral thermometer (even though rectals are more accurate)
Raindrops on roses or whiskers on kittens?
(http://weaktwin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/13166__orgazmo_l.jpg)?
("you know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kickass!")Wow! That's Harsh :o
("you know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kickass!")Wow! That's Harsh :o
Beetles, they're often quite pretty when you really look at them.
Elizabeth or April Patterson
For Buffy fans: better Buffy boyfriend - Angel or Riley?
Who's in more need for a hug...
(http://riaktstudios.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/244reznortrent100306.jpg)?
For Six Feet Under fans: better Nate wife - Brenda or Lisa?
Leonard Bernstein, I enjoy the R.E.M. tune he's referenced in.
Okay...
(http://www.rebuild-from-depression.com/pictures/Busters/HallandOats.jpg)
Hall or Oates?
i loathe jane austen.
that being said, Emma
Fat Bottomed Girls or Bicycle Race (Queen songs)
Darn You Courtney! Anyway the bbc one because COlin Firth = hottie!
Darn You Courtney! Anyway the bbc one because COlin Firth = hottie!
Nutella or Skippy
Granted, he is a kook, but who did Benny Hinn kill?
Fun reading here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Hinn
(http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/htfca346.jpg)
Cavemen or astronauts?
Grandad was a Spiv...I'm almost positive the stories would be much better.
B & W (sorry Legend)
Glockenspiel or Lederhosen?
The Sharks. Sorry, Baseball Furies, you didn't win ten Oscars.
Better chances of surviving zombie holocaust:
Rural setting or urban setting?
Hot Pockets or pizza rolls
Got to go with Western really, loves me some Russell.
Better Fabulist : Marco Polo or William Cody?
Fruit. We are talking flavors of gum and not tea, right?
For the men: Tits or Ass
hmmm. I say Eastern Culture, but I want to keep England just the way it is (i e perfect. *dreamy eyes*)
food or drugs?
Depends on what mood I'm in or what I have the time or stomach for. On weekends, I like to treat myself to some pancakes and whatnot. When I've got school, I'm perfectly content to shovel my Raisin Bran.
Tony the Tiger or Count Chocula?
Nap or recess?
Giant Dawn or Centaur Dawn?
I had no idea!You just did all of that to avoid that question, didn't you? ::)Giant Dawn or Centaur Dawn?
Craig Ferguson beats the tar out of Jimmy any day.
Licorice Rope or Milk Duds?
Hobbiton or Crickhollow?
Well, kinda depends on what you need it for. But I'm going to go with Webster's, since 99% of the time that'll be enough, and you don't need a magnifying glass or a huge amount of money to own and use it.
Plus, Noah Webster did awesome things like correcting spelling.
Sausage: Patties or links?
Exercise or watching TV?
Bulfinch's or Brewer's?
Turn based. Gimme Master of Magic any day of the week over Age of Empires.:highfive:
I prefer the British spelling personally.
Prefer it or not, he made the words he changed closer to their original forms (color, honor, etc.).
I prefer the British spelling personally.
Prefer it or not, he made the words he changed closer to their original forms (color, honor, etc.).
I would like to end this post by saying, you two are hilarious! You two are (probably) the most educated people on this forum. What is the use of all that education if you two, of all the people on this board, can't be civil with your discussions? What hope can there be for any of us to be civil?
Nightmare on elm street series or Friday the 13th series?
Denny's or IHop.
AFC - because they have the Dolphins.
George Harrison or Michael Nesmith (as former rock group member, major songwriter who had a solo career and produced some great movies and tv shows)?
Regular Fork.... Kindergarden's over.... unless your flying.Or, you have a really lame Kentucky Fried Chicken that doesn't believe in using modern utensils and only has cases of sporks from the 1970's! Seems like it around here....
Baseball cap or toupee?Baseball cap....much cheaper and more stylish....
Tough one. The barbeque bit is funnier, but the harness reflects more poorly on him personally. Let's say barbeque.
Escaping from a coffin underwater or jumping the Grand Canyon?
Flying Circus....I'm quite happy with -- I can't think of anything funny.
Racist McCain supporters or regular McCain supporters?
Dwight.
Turning a theme park ride into a movie or Turning a movie into a theme park ride?
Chikara or RoH?
Christmas season starting before Thanksgiving: Too soon or Not Soon Enough?TOO SOON!!! It's awful enough as it is...almost as bad as how long the elections run....
Failblog, with Engrish I sometimes think, yes let's see you whip together a sign in Kanji without making some mistakes.
All Talk All The Time or Talk In The Morning, Classic Rock Till Midnight?
Wilco.
Cottage cheese or Yogurt?