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Title: That which must NOT be named
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 06:55:04 AM
....is being turned into a movie!  :speechless:
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/futureKid1.jpg)











ok, not really. it's a from the list of 30 things that should NOT be adapted into a movie (even though they probably will)
http://www.cracked.com/article_15986_30-things-that-should-never-be-adapted-film.html
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: NinjaComic on March 10, 2008, 06:57:09 AM
I am pretty sure that would make me want to leave the United States.  Oh, now you made my inner child cry.  :'(
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 07:00:51 AM
I am pretty sure that would make me want to leave the United States.  Oh, now you made my inner child cry.  :'(

sorry. but....
YOU WATCHED IT; YOU CAN'T UN-WATCH IT!
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: NinjaComic on March 10, 2008, 07:04:04 AM
I am pretty sure that would make me want to leave the United States.  Oh, now you made my inner child cry.  :'(

sorry. but....
[size=150pt]YOU WATCHED IT; YOU CAN"T UN-WATCH IT![/size]


Actually, I saw the Kermit reaction video and swore never to watch the original.  Though you are correct about some things.  I have seen things on the internets that I wish I could unwatch...of course there are some actual movies I saw in theaters I would actually like to unwatch more.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: SaucyRossy on March 10, 2008, 07:26:28 AM
I believe I once said I would watch Broke Back Mountain only to see Anne Hathaway....I will say now I would not watch this fictional fecal movie with or with out Anne Hathaway.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: orionpaxxx on March 10, 2008, 08:09:14 AM
What if it were in IMAX and 3-D  :speechless:
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: NinjaComic on March 10, 2008, 08:11:41 AM
Damn you, I just got my inner child to stop crying.  You brute!
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 08:45:20 AM
What if it were in IMAX and 3-D  :speechless:
Damn you, I just got my inner child to stop crying.  You brute!

come on, that means the nipples would be 30 feet high!
of course so would the feces


Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: jewishcarpenter on March 10, 2008, 08:49:58 AM
They already have a show on PBS Kids.
[yt=425,350]YhdPytUvl-4[/yt]
...actually it's on channel101.com
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: mrbasehart on March 10, 2008, 08:53:53 AM
Anne Hathaway and Kirsten Dunst? I'm there! ;)
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 10:21:25 AM
Ah come on, this one has potential:

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/3-6-08/fuzzymuffins2.jpg)

I believe I once said I would watch Broke Back Mountain only to see Anne Hathaway....I will say now I would not watch this fictional fecal movie with or with out Anne Hathaway.

Both incredibly wise decisions.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: gammer on March 10, 2008, 10:27:34 AM
Anne Hathaway and Kirsten Dunst? I'm there! ;)

Anne Hathaway  :-X

Kirsten Dunst  :o

Poop in a cup   :-[
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 11:57:52 AM
shouldn't a thread about two hot chicks and fecal matter get more hits than a stupid religious thread.  :'(
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: Courtney on March 10, 2008, 12:00:06 PM
Somewhat OT, but how do people find Kirsten Dunst attractive?  I'm not going to say I'd rather look at The Video That Shall Not Be Named than look at her, but given the choice I'd have some definite hesitation before answering.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 12:01:50 PM
shouldn't a thread about two hot chicks and fecal matter get more hits than a stupid religious thread.  :'(
Ah you do not understand the power of religious arguments.

Or the repelant power of scat  :speechless:

Somewhat OT, but how do people find Kirsten Dunst attractive?  I'm not going to say I'd rather look at The Video That Shall Not Be Named than look at her, but given the choice I'd have some definite hesitation before answering.

Nobody I've ever known has found her attractive. In fact when Ann went to see Spiderman two teenagers at the front of the theatre bellowed "gross dude she's really really ugly" when MJ and Peter kiss.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 12:02:30 PM
I feel the same about Anne Hathaway, Kiera Knightly, George Clooney, Mike's shoes, etc
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 12:04:40 PM
I feel the same about Anne Hathaway, Kiera Knightly, George Clooney, Mike's shoes, etc

Well each to their own, she looks like a costermonger with typhoid, oh but he sports lovely beards, yeah well AG is obviously an incredible perv ;)
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: gammer on March 10, 2008, 12:04:49 PM
I'm just sayin, if I had to pick between Anne Hathaway and Kirsten Dunst...I'd have to go with Kirsten.
Not that she is attractive...I'm just sayin, is all  ;)
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: Courtney on March 10, 2008, 12:07:51 PM
And I'm just saying she haunts my nightmares.

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/DUNST20CELEBRITY20MATH.jpg)

Gah!  Demons!

But to each his own.   ;)
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 12:09:27 PM
It's like an old lady head on a skinny young girl body.

Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: gammer on March 10, 2008, 12:11:23 PM
It's like an old lady head on a skinny young girl body.



Exactly my point!  ???
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: gbeenie on March 10, 2008, 12:15:32 PM
That, and she appeared on an episode of Crossing Over With John Edward. MAJOR turn-off.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 12:16:39 PM
Perhaps she had a hygiene problem she needed to take care of...
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: gammer on March 10, 2008, 12:17:06 PM
That, and she appeared on an episode of Crossing Over With John Edward. MAJOR turn-off.

She was on tv with "the biggest douche in the universe"?

ok, I've changed my mind...she is fugly.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: NinjaComic on March 10, 2008, 12:17:55 PM
Kirsten can look ok.  Dependent on hair, makeup, CGI overlay and an extra far away longshot etc.  She is however, not MJ.  Anne will look fine as soon as she is a tad older and leaves Hollywood, thus becoming an normal human being that is not worried about the cammera adding 14 ounces, blah blah blah.  

As for the original post...ah darn, there goes my inner child again.  I gotta go.  :'(
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 12:19:11 PM
Ninja,. you put WAY too much emphasis on your inner child.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: NinjaComic on March 10, 2008, 12:20:35 PM
It only speaks up once in a while.  I swallowed some duct tape and we're good now. 
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: gammer on March 10, 2008, 01:08:22 PM
What about Christina Ricci? She kind of falls in the same boat as Dunst.
Sometimes she is hot...sometimes not.

Ricci Hot
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/gammer73/ricci_hot.jpg)


Ricci Not
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/gammer73/ricci_ugly.jpg)


Not to be confused with the hockey player, Mike Ricci...whom I assume is not hot
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/gammer73/mike_ricci.jpg)
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 01:35:15 PM
so gammer: Ricci airbrushed and posed = hot / Ricci in reality = not hot

is that what you are saying?
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: gbeenie on March 10, 2008, 01:47:13 PM
I kind of thought the same thing.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: jewishcarpenter on March 10, 2008, 01:53:42 PM
She looks good when she's got hair covering up that fivehead of hers.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: NinjaComic on March 10, 2008, 01:55:46 PM
Wednesday Adams, so not hot.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: gammer on March 10, 2008, 02:00:45 PM
Wednesday Adams, so not hot.

Yeah, I can't help but think of the Adams Family thing when I look at her...hmm
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: NinjaComic on March 10, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
Thing however...just like being single and in th army again.  >:D
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 02:08:16 PM
Thing however...just like being single and in th army again.  >:D


nice!
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: Bob on March 10, 2008, 03:55:56 PM


Not to be confused with the hockey player, Mike Ricci...whom I assume is not hot
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/gammer73/mike_ricci.jpg)

Ha-ha.   Mike Ricci is the closest thing to the missing link walking the planet.   And that is a GOOD looking picture of him.   He has to be the scariest lookng person on the planet.   Even Jet Li would cross the street if he saw Ricci coming.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 10, 2008, 05:43:03 PM
I like Miss Dunst.  I like Miss Ricci.

I don't want to see them involved with a cup though.
I don't like the cup.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 06:51:28 PM
I like Miss Dunst.  I like Miss Ricci.

I don't want to see them involved with a cup though.
I don't like the cup.


It's DUnst and Hathaway that had the night of no regrets there BTA
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 10, 2008, 08:55:44 PM
yeah get it right! der....
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: gammer on March 11, 2008, 09:11:51 AM


Not to be confused with the hockey player, Mike Ricci...whom I assume is not hot
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/gammer73/mike_ricci.jpg)

Ha-ha.   Mike Ricci is the closest thing to the missing link walking the planet.   And that is a GOOD looking picture of him.   He has to be the scariest lookng person on the planet.   Even Jet Li would cross the street if he saw Ricci coming.

When he played for Quebec he had short hair and he looked totally different. I have no idea why he wanted to grow is hair down to his arsehole??
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 11, 2008, 10:13:26 AM
I like Miss Dunst.  I like Miss Ricci.

I don't want to see them involved with a cup though.
I don't like the cup.


It's DUnst and Hathaway that had the night of no regrets there BTA

I was just commenting in general, not about your original post.  I should keep on topic so that I don't get my posts deleted.
Title: Re: That which must NOT be named
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 11, 2008, 10:23:24 AM
but they will get deleted anyway, hahahahahaha