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RiffTrax Discussion => Suggest-a-Trax => Topic started by: Rdkz06 on November 09, 2006, 12:22:25 AM

Title: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Rdkz06 on November 09, 2006, 12:22:25 AM
Even though both films are based on true events, both of their love stories are kinda bad. A riff on one of them might be funny.
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Sharktopus on November 09, 2006, 12:27:13 AM
I regret that I have but one vote to cast.
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 09, 2006, 03:56:45 AM
Two words.

BEN.

AFFLECK.



I don't care how much you hate Leonardo DiCaprio, the big ben always ruins a movie better than Leo.
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on November 09, 2006, 05:14:00 AM
Two words.

BEN.

AFFLECK.



I don't care how much you hate Leonardo DiCaprio, the big ben always ruins a movie better than Leo.

Agreed
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Rufus T on November 09, 2006, 07:55:35 AM
I agree with the statement about Ben Affleck. However ever since I saw Mike and the guys take a crack at Titanic on the MST3K Oscar special, I've really wanted them to riff the whole movie. My vote goes for Titanic.
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Minnesota on November 09, 2006, 09:03:27 AM
titanic
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Billy Flynn on November 09, 2006, 09:51:10 AM
"Baby Pearl Harbor Sucks.. just a little bit more than I miss you"
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: LolygagerX on November 09, 2006, 09:53:14 AM
Titanic would be a good riff.. Theres alot of things that could be made fun of in Titanic
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Shinigami on November 09, 2006, 09:59:46 AM
I would say Pearl Harbor because it deserves it a lot more.

Despite what anyone says, Titanic is a good movie that treats the incident with respect.

Pearl Harbor is a loud piece of shit that's an insult to veterans everywhere.
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on November 09, 2006, 10:02:00 AM
"Baby Pearl Harbor Sucks.. just a little bit more than I miss you"

Awesome song.
Awesome movie.
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Sharktopus on November 09, 2006, 10:34:41 AM
Titanic Captain: "I'm gonna sink this bitch."


"Baby Pearl Harbor Sucks.. just a little bit more than I miss you"

Awesome song.
Awesome movie.

o/` Baby, I miss you more than that movie missed the point.
I miss you more than Ben Affleck needs acting school. o/`
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Billy Flynn on November 09, 2006, 11:57:23 AM
"I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He?s way better than Ben Affleck"
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on November 09, 2006, 12:02:49 PM
"And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you"
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: mkiker on November 09, 2006, 12:22:41 PM
Pearl Harbor deals with true events? I must have gone to the potty at that moment because all I saw was a love story with BFleck making an ass of himself.

Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: JonnyFrag on November 10, 2006, 11:56:30 AM
I would have to go with Pearl Harbor. Even though they are both long movies, at least there is a sense of plot movement and some action along the way. Titanic has LOOOOONG scenes of just folks sitting around and talking. True, Pearl Harbor does as well, but remember, it IS Micheal Bay, so there are plenty of things just blowing up as well.
With Titanic you just get a bunch of folks dying around CGI boat parts.

Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: JonnyFrag on November 10, 2006, 11:57:04 AM
Pearl Harbor deals with true events? I must have gone to the potty at that moment because all I saw was a love story with BFleck making an ass of himself.



How much more 'true to life' can you get?
Title: Re: Titanic or Pearl Harbor
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on November 10, 2006, 11:59:45 AM
Pearl Harbor deals with true events? I must have gone to the potty at that moment because all I saw was a love story with BFleck making an ass of himself.


How much more 'true to life' can you get?

Good and valid point