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Title: This....is terrifying.
Post by: Courtney on January 04, 2008, 10:12:50 AM
http://myspace.com/valkilmermusic (http://myspace.com/valkilmermusic)

Just scroll down past the buffalo when the page comes up and let the acoustic folk sounds of Val Kilmer just wash over you.

That sounds kind of dirty. 
Title: This....is terrifying.
Post by: James of LinHood on January 11, 2008, 04:27:14 PM
Go here and listen to the After the Gold Rush cover:

http://www.myspace.com/valkilmermusic (http://www.myspace.com/valkilmermusic)

Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on January 11, 2008, 05:20:24 PM
Well, at least it isn't Limp Bizkit....
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 11, 2008, 07:23:32 PM
Well, at least it isn't Limp Bizkit....

Or Hilary Duff.

I swear, on the basis of the "classic" covers of "My Generation" and "Behind Blue Eyes," I'd say that the Who are the third-most butchered band in history (behind the Beatles and Bob Dylan, of course).
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: James of LinHood on January 12, 2008, 05:22:38 AM
Go here and listen to the After the Gold Rush cover:

http://www.myspace.com/valkilmermusic (http://www.myspace.com/valkilmermusic)



Ha ha!  But in all fairness he does sing about as good as Neil Young.

Not only does Kilmer sing horribly but he gives the song a whole new creepy vibe.  I'll never think of After the Gold Rush the same way again.
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: a pretty girl is like on January 16, 2008, 08:19:37 PM
But he did such a good job lip syncing to The Doors?!
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: stansimpson on January 16, 2008, 10:56:09 PM
And then there's THIS:
(http://www.andyfilm.com/10command06.jpg)
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: James of LinHood on January 17, 2008, 04:38:19 AM
And then there's THIS:
**Terrifying picture**

Wow.  At first I thought that was just a clever photshop job.  But I looked it up and it's real.  It's number 13 in the filmography section:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/)

 :gouge:

Oh, and for those interested in watching it on DVD, here you go:

http://www.amazon.com/Ten-Commandments-Musical-Val-Kilmer/dp/B000HXDWIM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1200573550&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.com/Ten-Commandments-Musical-Val-Kilmer/dp/B000HXDWIM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1200573550&sr=1-1)

May God have mercy on your soul.
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: jetjaguar15 on January 17, 2008, 04:46:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE847YukiIA

In case you're curious.
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: Zandrax on January 17, 2008, 05:24:24 AM
Hey, he did his own singing in Top Secret....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8125656346502970953
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: Courtney on January 17, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
Great minds think alike.

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,6831.0.html

Though when I posted it no one cared. le sigh.

Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: James of LinHood on January 17, 2008, 07:56:05 AM
Great minds think alike.

 :highfive:
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: Courtney on January 17, 2008, 08:50:16 AM
Great minds think alike.

 :highfive:

Yay us!  We win!  I forsee a long future for us as Val Kilmer's music publicists.
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: James of LinHood on January 17, 2008, 10:13:48 AM
Yay us!  We win!  I forsee a long future for us as Val Kilmer's music publicists.

Seriously, if that's in my future you can go ahead and kill me right now.  Please.
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: Cosmic Muse on January 27, 2008, 08:40:09 PM
http://myspace.com/valkilmermusic (http://myspace.com/valkilmermusic)

Just scroll down past the buffalo when the page comes up and let the acoustic folk sounds of Val Kilmer just wash over you.

That sounds kind of dirty. 

It's not as terrifying as this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Xz9Q1kXPo
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: gbeenie on January 27, 2008, 11:01:26 PM
Yay us!  We win!  I forsee a long future for us as Val Kilmer's music publicists.

Seriously, if that's in my future you can go ahead and kill me right now.  Please.

You can't die yet, James. There's still so many episodes of Smallville left to see.  :)
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: bratpop on January 28, 2008, 01:12:49 AM
Oddly enough, that's my only reason for living as well.
Title: Re: This....is terrifying.
Post by: Teaflax on February 24, 2008, 10:19:35 AM
It's not as terrifying as this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Xz9Q1kXPo

The Shaggs are awesome. They have a level of unschooledness that all these faux-naive acts like The White Stripes could just dream of. It's music that simply could not be made by people who know the first thing about music, meaning that it's almost impossible to imitate, because almost everyone knows at least a BIT more than these three sisters.did.