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Title: What did we learn?
Post by: gammer on October 31, 2006, 12:19:24 PM
Releasing your parachute 100 feet above the ground will still give you enough time to land safely and not die.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 31, 2006, 12:43:40 PM
The FBI actually pays its young agents to surf!
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Post by: Joe Don Faker on October 31, 2006, 01:17:29 PM
Gary Busey can eat two sizable meatball sandwiches in one sitting.  Two.
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Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on January 07, 2007, 12:23:23 PM
We learned that you can get a football scholarship to law school.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 07, 2007, 07:46:55 PM
we learned that you can somehow get from malibu to tarzana in about 5 minutes despite all the traffic and winding backwoods roads that usually seem to be "in the way"
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Post by: macleod on January 16, 2007, 08:34:34 PM
We learned that you can get a football scholarship to law school.

Wow, maybe I can get a football scholarship to med school, I mean, linebackers have to make good MDs right?

Way to go Johnny Utah
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: macleod on January 16, 2007, 08:38:11 PM
Oh yeah, and Keanu Reeves actually trying to act might cause seizures...

Let's think of his illustrious career shall we

1) Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: "Woah, I'm Ted Theodore Logan"
2) Point Break "Woah, I'm Johnny Utah, the FBI is going to pay me to surf"
3) Sweet November "Woah, I'm a marketing executive"
4) Hardball "Woah, I really hate kids"
5) The Matrix "Woah, I'm Neo"

It really warms my heart, that it does
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 18, 2007, 10:33:49 AM
remember he got the role for the first matrix cause they needed a guy to play someone who was confused for about 2 hours. 
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Post by: BathTub on January 18, 2007, 10:42:29 AM
Don't forget "Woah, I'm a Lawyer"
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Post by: Minnesota on January 18, 2007, 10:51:56 AM
Or "Woah, I'm Stealing Minnesota"  hmm, should put this in the worst titles ever thread.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: macleod on January 18, 2007, 02:37:17 PM
remember he got the role for the first matrix cause they needed a guy to play someone who was confused for about 2 hours. 

Haha, and the ultimate effect is that we had to be confused for about 3 movies...
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 18, 2007, 03:23:58 PM
the thing is the 2nd and third he had to play someone compitant so he wasnt qualified and thats why they sucked.
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Post by: LadyKenobi on January 18, 2007, 07:09:13 PM
Ah, but you forget "Woah, I'm standing in a vineyard.  It's all grapey and stuff."
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Post by: Pak-Man on January 18, 2007, 08:37:57 PM
Woah! I'm in Shakespeare!
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: macleod on January 19, 2007, 10:09:23 AM
Ah, but you forget "Woah, I'm standing in a vineyard.  It's all grapey and stuff."

Alas, my poor friend, I have not forgotten ye random Keanu "woah" moments, I was just highlighting the most woahtacular specimens...

If we were to get even more modern, it could be "woah, I'm animated, but not"
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Post by: Justin on January 23, 2007, 06:53:46 PM
Woah! I'm in Shakespeare!

"Hath not a dude eyes? If you prick us, do we not get bummed? If you poison us, do we not blow chunks?"

Alas, poor Critic. We miss ye.
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Post by: macleod on January 24, 2007, 10:23:44 AM
"alas poor who?"
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Post by: BathTub on January 24, 2007, 10:43:18 AM
"alas poor who?"

The Critic owned...

<Orson Wells>
Rosebud,.......

Rosebud Country Green Peas, Full of Country Goodness and Green Peaness....
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: macleod on January 24, 2007, 04:58:47 PM
"alas poor who?"

The Critic owned...

<Orson Wells>
Rosebud,.......

Rosebud Country Green Peas, Full of Country Goodness and Green Peaness....

It was a great show, is it still in syndication on Comedy central? I know they played it for years at odd hours and near the weekends
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: Just Some Guy on March 21, 2007, 02:52:03 PM
I learned that even if I'm a bank robbing, cop killing, mentally unstable, international fugitive the cops have to let me go if they catch me minutes before I get to fulfill my lifelong dream.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 21, 2007, 03:47:20 PM
heh, i learned what my fovorite riff track is ;)
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Post by: Thrifty on August 24, 2007, 05:27:43 PM
I learned that, despite the laws of physics and gravity pulling with the same force on everything, you are capable of falling faster that someone who jumped out of a plane several seconds before you.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: Just Kimmie on September 03, 2007, 06:02:59 PM
We learned that...

...the BEST pickup lines involve dead parents
...Ronald Reagan's eyes melt the hardest FBI heart
...there's not enough hair on the planet to support Keanu AND Swayze...one must have short hair when the other's is long
...Australia has the BEST criminal justice system...if yuo can beat the waves, you're cleared of all charges
...a blind man fetching bricks off the bottom of the pool has SOMETHING to do with being an FBI Special Agent
...FBI agents don't drink and they sure as hell don't smoke...but, hanging ten is a plus