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Title: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 13, 2007, 01:15:29 PM
Mom(To all Robots): Conquer Earth you bastards!
Robots: Conquer Earth, us bastards!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: James of LinHood on November 13, 2007, 01:30:26 PM
Ummmmm.....okay......

So, how about that Halo?
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: MarkAndrew on November 13, 2007, 01:34:58 PM
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 13, 2007, 01:39:38 PM
Ummmmm.....okay......
So, how about that Halo?
You are so helpful! Thank you so much!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: BathTub on November 13, 2007, 01:54:46 PM
Ummmmm.....okay......
So, how about that Halo?
You are so helpful! Thank you so much!

you posted this in the video games forum.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 13, 2007, 02:20:49 PM
I've posted this quote before, but it bears repeating.

"You win again, gravity!"
-Zap Brannigan
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Wiseblood on November 13, 2007, 03:03:13 PM
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on November 13, 2007, 03:12:10 PM
Hermes:  "He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined!"
Dr. Zoidberg  "Gumburcules?  I love that guy!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 13, 2007, 03:13:19 PM
"Be carefull, Fry.  He's rippling with what COULD be muscle."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 13, 2007, 03:36:32 PM
you posted this in the video games forum.
Appy-polly-logies, I meant to post this in the Board games for the bored forum.  :)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Chaos on November 13, 2007, 03:37:28 PM
If I don't make it, tell my wife I said, "Hello."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 13, 2007, 04:33:32 PM
Zoidberg: The first clue came to me when the clock stopped at 4:15, the next clue came 2 hours later at 4:15.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Chaos on November 13, 2007, 09:32:47 PM
Fry: When I was asked to make this film, I thought "Why should I?" Then, later, Leela made the film. But if I had made it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: GregMcduck on November 13, 2007, 10:33:00 PM
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Tyrant on November 13, 2007, 11:31:51 PM
Who can forget the classic:

"Kill all the humans......kill all the humans.....Hey baby. Wanna help me kill all the humans?"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 14, 2007, 12:25:35 AM
"I had a horrible nightmare.  Ones and zeros everywhere!...and I think I saw a two."

"It was just a dream, Bender.  There's no such thing as two."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 14, 2007, 12:28:24 AM
Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Chaos on November 14, 2007, 04:50:39 AM
"Everybody's a jerk! You... me... this jerk."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Minnesota on November 14, 2007, 05:13:42 AM
 Every Futurama episode starts with a unique on-screen subtitle when the Planet Express ship flies through the Futurama logo. And these they are:

[1ACV01] IN COLOR
[1ACV02] IN HYPNO-VISION
[1ACV03] AS SEEN ON TV
[1ACV04] presented in BC [Brain Control] where available
[1ACV05] Featuring GRATIOUS ALIEN NUDITY
[1ACV06] LOADING..
[1ACV07] PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK)
[1ACV08] Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by ROBOTANY 500
[1ACV09] Condemned by the Space Pope
[1ACV10] Filmed On Location
[1ACV11] Transmitido en Martian en SAP
[1ACV12] -=PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH=-
[1ACV13] LIVE FROM OMICRON PERSEI 8
[2ACV01] MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS
[2ACV02] >>NOT Y3K COMPLIANT<<
[2ACV03] FROM THE MAKERS OF FUTURAMA
[2ACV04] Based on a true Story
[2ACV05] From the network that brought you "The Simpsons"
[2ACV06] Not Based On the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper
[2ACV07] THE SHOW THAT WATCHES BACK
[2ACV08] Nominated For Three Glemmys
[2ACV09] This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen
[2ACV10] COMING SOON TO AN ILLEGAL DVD
[2ACV11] As Foretold by Nostradamus
[2ACV12] A Stern Warning of Things to Come
[2ACV13] SIMULCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FILLINGS
[2ACV14] LARVA-TESTED, PUPA-APPROVED
[2ACV15] FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
[2ACV16] PAINSTACKINGLY DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE
[2ACV17] TOUCH EYEBALLS TO SCREEN FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY
[2ACV18] SMELL-O-VISION USERS INSERT NOSTRIL TUBES NOW
[2ACV19] Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
[3ACV01] Secreted by the Comedy Bee
[3ACV02] IF NOT ENTERTAINING; WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN
[3ACV04] BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN THE FUTURE
[3ACV05] Now With Chucklelin
[3ACV06] TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES
[3ACV07] 80% ENTERTAINMENT BY VOLUME
[3ACV08] DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES
[3ACV09] PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG
[3ACV11] Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
[3ACV13] FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL
[3ACV14] FOR PROPER VIEWING, TAKE RED PILL NOW
[3ACV15] NO HUMANS WHERE PROBED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE
[3ACV19] FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
[3ACV03] THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS
[3ACV18] Hey, TiVo! Suggest THIS!
[4ACV03] WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK!
[4ACV02] IT'S LIKE 'HEE HAW' WITH LASERS
[3ACV10] KRAFTED WITH LUV BY MONSTERS
[3ACV17] PSST... BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW
[3ACV20] PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS
[3ACV21] LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT
[3ACV16] SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE
[3ACV22] IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED INDUCE VOMITING
[4ACV11] WHERE NO FAN HAS GONE BEFORE
[4ACV08] KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY RATS
[4ACV07] NOT AFFILIATED WITH FUTURAMA BRASS KNUCKLE CO.
[3ACV12] Any Resemblance to actual Robots would be really cool
[4ACV05] OR IS IT?
[4ACV01] BIGFOOT'S CHOICE
[4ACV04] Soon to be a major religion
[4ACV09] NOW INTERACTIVE! Joystick controls Fry's left ear
[4ACV10] Dancing Space Potatoes? You Bet!
[4ACV12] A by-product of the TV industry
[4ACV15] BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE
[4ACV16] VOTED "BEST"
[4ACV17] (AL1) THANKS FOR WATCHING, FUTURAMA SLAVE ARMY!
[4ACV13] Too Hot for Radio
[4ACV14] You can't prove it won't happen
[4ACV06] Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999
[4ACV18] See you on some other channel

source: http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/title.dhtml
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Tripe on November 14, 2007, 05:40:36 AM
Richard M. Nixon (talking in his sleep): Wow you women's libbers really know how to party! Pass some of that lotion my way Betty Freidan!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 14, 2007, 12:21:38 PM
"we're whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon!"  :D
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Compound on November 14, 2007, 12:40:59 PM
Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

That's a Simpsons quote from the episode where Bart goes on a sugar bender and joins the Junior Campers.

And, just to add to the topic: "I used to dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 14, 2007, 01:09:05 PM
That's a Simpsons quote from the episode where Bart goes on a sugar bender and joins the Junior Campers.
I know, I was just curious if anyone would even notice.  :)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 14, 2007, 01:13:08 PM
Just watched some of my dvds last night, thus proving to me once again that Futurama is perhaps the most quotable show in history.

"Goodbye moderation!"

"Full price for gum?  That dog won't hunt monsignor."

"Are you here to create some kind of human/alien hybrid?"
"Are you coming on to me?"
"Hods bodkins, I resent that remark!"
"I'm not hearing a no..."

Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Chaos on November 14, 2007, 02:46:10 PM
"Bad news, somebody."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Shannihilator on November 14, 2007, 04:36:34 PM
look bender, it's that guy you are!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Doctor Who? on November 14, 2007, 07:19:30 PM
That was so bad I think it gave me cancer!

I am still waiting for Mike or someone to use that one at the end of a Rifftrax.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Darth Geek on November 14, 2007, 08:10:16 PM
"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Pak-Man on November 15, 2007, 01:17:22 AM
Leela: "Bender, could you please try to be a little more quiet?"
Bender: "No, YOU shut up!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 15, 2007, 05:04:34 AM
"But...but Bender need brain...for smart-making!"

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

"I heard alcohol makes you stupid."
"No I'm doesn't!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on November 15, 2007, 08:14:17 PM
 WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: dignan on November 16, 2007, 05:00:36 AM
"Robots don't say 'ye'!"


"Tom Sawyer you tricked me.  This is less fun than previously indicated."

"With gusto."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 16, 2007, 05:08:40 AM
Never has a single word been quite so funny than Professor Zoidberg's

"Gracias"

But then he was always greatness personified when it came to quotes.

"We'll have to have a look inside you with this camera"
Fry opens his mouth
"Guess again."

Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on November 16, 2007, 05:35:00 AM
"I should warn you, we Doctors are usually very poor."
"Actually most Doctors have alot of money."
"Whaaaat?  When did this happen"


Dr. Zoidberg
(http://www.gregor-oelze.de/blog/upload/zoidberg.gif)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: dignan on November 16, 2007, 07:59:06 AM
"The person who killed me was...was....WAS--"
"I'm bored.  You're boring, Zoidberg."

"Goodbye friends!  I'll miss you! (after they leave) Good riddance!  Now Zoidberg is the popular one!"
"Yes, yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: JoshWay on November 16, 2007, 09:01:45 AM
FRY: I'm having one of those things... you know, a headache with pictures.
LEELA: An idea?
FRY: Yeah!

Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on November 17, 2007, 10:06:09 AM
Creator of the enviornment and 1st Emperor of the Moon, Al Gore:  I must go now, to help collect cans on Jupiter.  PEACE OUT Y'ALL!!

Proffessor:  A billion robot lives are about to be extinguished!  Oh the Jedis are going to feel this one.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 17, 2007, 02:55:10 PM
"Where are we?"
"I don't know, but I'll tell you where we're not...THE UNIVERSE!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Pak-Man on November 18, 2007, 01:15:39 PM
Bender: Camera 1 (Left eye extends)
Camera 2 (Right Eye extends)
Camera 3 (Something off-camera extends)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: tgeorgic on November 18, 2007, 01:18:30 PM
Professor: And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: dignan on November 19, 2007, 01:01:44 PM
Amy, tend to the widow Pac-Man.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on November 19, 2007, 06:56:22 PM
"Look at Bender!  Bee bop ba doo!"   or any other Bender jibberish.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 19, 2007, 07:03:55 PM
"Hey, rich girl, it's me Bender, I'm being entertaining...lalala, look at my head, it's okay to just look at my head, I got a big 'ol head and...hey ho...okay that's it, shows over, I'm tired."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Chaos on November 19, 2007, 09:20:51 PM
"HAH HAH HAH HAH! The big brain am winning. I am the GREETEST! Now, I am leaving earth, for no RAISEN!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 20, 2007, 02:10:53 PM
"HAH HAH HAH HAH! The big brain am winning. I am the GREETEST! Now, I am leaving earth, for no RAISEN!"

 :clap:

"Trapped in a crummy novel full of plot holes and spelling errors!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: pyro on November 21, 2007, 06:39:32 PM
I'VE GOT THE NEW FUTURAMA MOVIE IN MY POSSESSION  :o :clap: :gouge:

Couldn't believe we actually got it in, 8 copies nonetheless....  Will watch it tonight and then come back and quote stuff and laugh in your faces
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Minnesota on November 21, 2007, 08:56:45 PM
Thanks for the heads up pyro ... (downloading a "preview" as we speak ... but also cant wait to buy this)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: pyro on November 21, 2007, 10:07:06 PM
something for torgospizza

(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3775/vlcsnap11737486os2.png)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: pyro on November 22, 2007, 12:10:11 AM
Well, I'd quote stuff..... but I decided after the movie to get high and watch Everybody Loves Hypnotoad....  so now my mind is basically blank....  but man, that pilot was fucking awesome, one part actually made me jump in my seat
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 22, 2007, 04:39:39 AM
Amazon better send this one promptly since I preordered it, unlike how they stumbled with MST volume 12 for a week until I gave up and bought it at best buy.   :angry:  You don't stand in my way when the first Futurama in years is out!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Minnesota on November 22, 2007, 05:17:40 AM
The true fans definitely wont be disappointed. PERFECT 10. Plenty of in-jokes, great interweaving of plots, and countless "secrets" get revealed. :)

... err... umm... at least that was the impression a review gave me ;)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Chaos on November 22, 2007, 06:31:49 AM
"It is time to ingest sandwiches from my compartment."

"Beep."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: homerjayla on November 23, 2007, 02:31:54 PM
"I like things that have only one thing."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: mike5150 on November 24, 2007, 08:01:41 PM
oh I only robbed it a little

now stand back so I can practice my stabbin
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 25, 2007, 05:47:25 AM
"Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em.  I'm a whale biologist!"

"He ate my suit"
"The suit was ugly!...whale biologist."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on November 25, 2007, 10:53:31 AM
Where are we, the ass?
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on November 25, 2007, 07:31:46 PM
"We've got to find someplace he won't stick his finger"
"It's hopeless!  Abandon ship!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: mike5150 on November 26, 2007, 05:28:23 PM
Where are we, the ass?
oooh myyy
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: anais.jude on November 27, 2007, 02:34:51 PM
Hedonism Bot: Let us cavort like the Greeks of old!
[lowers voice]
Hedonism Bot: You know the ones I mean.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: mike5150 on November 28, 2007, 03:41:41 PM
"Everybody's a jerk! You... me... this jerk."
by far my favorite
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: anais.jude on November 30, 2007, 09:05:04 AM
"Goodbye Moderation!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on November 30, 2007, 07:17:58 PM
Why cant she be the other kind of mermaid, you know, with the fish part on top, and the lady part on bottom?
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Pak-Man on December 02, 2007, 10:37:42 PM
Nudar: Now that we're rich, we'll need some weapons to shoot poor people with!
Other Nudist alien: For self defense?
Nudar: That too!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on December 03, 2007, 03:22:48 AM
Leela: Guess who I just got off the phone with!

Bender: No!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on December 03, 2007, 04:40:19 AM
"Well, I'm rich!  Goodbye losers, whom I've always hated...come on it'll be fun!"

This is so what I'm saying at work when I win the lottery.   ;D
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: mike5150 on December 03, 2007, 05:11:15 PM
heh heh heh ......you just lost five dollars
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: ChrisHanel on December 04, 2007, 05:47:38 AM
I'm gonna open my own theme park, with blackjack, and hookers.... in fact, forget the theme park!!!

(5 pages in and nobody had dropped this one yet? Waaaa?)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on December 04, 2007, 05:57:00 AM
I'm gonna open my own theme park, with blackjack, and hookers.... in fact, forget the theme park!!!

(5 pages in and nobody had dropped this one yet? Waaaa?)

I've already quoted that on other threads at least twice, guess I just didn't want to repeat  :P
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on December 05, 2007, 11:22:56 AM
You watched it, you cant un watch it!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: mike5150 on December 05, 2007, 07:57:13 PM
I'm gonna open my own theme park, with blackjack, and hookers.... in fact, forget the theme park!!!

(5 pages in and nobody had dropped this one yet? Waaaa?)
thats what I thought about...................ooh myyy
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: mike5150 on December 05, 2007, 07:59:47 PM
I didnt read em all so sue me. what about............BENDER CRACKED CORN, AND HE IS GREAT....TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN............I was lol as I was typing that:)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: FordPrefect on December 14, 2007, 01:14:13 AM
You watched it, you cant un watch it!

I remember in the commentary they said this was one of Matt Groening's favorite quotes from the show.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on December 14, 2007, 04:02:54 AM
You watched it, you cant un watch it!

I remember in the commentary they said this was one of Matt Groening's favorite quotes from the show.

Not to mention Maurice LaMarche keeps repeating it in other commentaries, possibly just to crack Matt up.  ;D
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on December 14, 2007, 05:26:01 AM
I know I keep saying this, but Maurice LaMarche's Shatner impression is brilliant.  He does it on the commentary for Amazon Women in the Mood
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: tgeorgic on December 14, 2007, 11:46:31 AM
I come swinging the olive branch of peace.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on December 14, 2007, 09:13:40 PM
Qucik, fly the white flag of attack!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: anais.jude on December 14, 2007, 09:18:39 PM
i find the most erotic part of women to be the boobies
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Sideswipe on December 14, 2007, 09:27:52 PM
i find the most erotic part of women to be the boobies

Really?   Me to Jude.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Zardoz! on December 14, 2007, 09:49:42 PM
There was the ep where bender met god, and god told him it took a light touch to play god, explaining you can't do too much or too little.

Damn, I'd like to have a youtube link to that scene, it was great advice for GMs...
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: pyro on December 14, 2007, 10:36:38 PM
If you do everything right, people won't be sure you're doing anything at all
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Zardoz! on December 15, 2007, 01:13:06 AM
If you do everything right, people won't be sure you're doing anything at all

Precisely.
 
I'd love to find a youtube link to that bit, it's wonderful GM advice...
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: tgeorgic on December 15, 2007, 08:58:09 AM
yes, that is great advice for GMs.  I always try and drop some subtle clues here and there and the players think its their idea to go to a particular place or do a particular thing.  makes it tough when you have to come up with sections of the adventure that the party may never visit tho but overall it is worth it.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Shannihilator on December 15, 2007, 03:01:06 PM
that does not fempute!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Darth Geek on December 15, 2007, 06:32:25 PM
"The mind is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised."

"Have you ever thaught of just sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"

And because it deserves to be repeated:

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Pak-Man on December 16, 2007, 01:12:30 AM
Fry: You're Cute.
Lucy Liubot: No You're Cute.
Fry: No You're cute.
Lucy Liubot: No You're Cute.
Fry: No You're cute.
Professor Farnsworth: Oh dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: anais.jude on December 16, 2007, 10:39:59 AM
i find the most erotic part of women to be the boobies

Really?   Me to Jude.

ha ha sidey.

Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Darth Geek on December 16, 2007, 11:34:07 AM
Morbo:
Why don't you take me to.
Funkytown!
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Shannihilator on December 16, 2007, 11:39:50 AM
i'll show YE.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on December 16, 2007, 02:55:28 PM
"I must be a robot, why else would human females refuse to date me"
"Oh...lots of reasons..."
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: shaffejd on March 17, 2008, 06:06:11 PM
Farnsworth: "After all, who needs courage when you have...a gun."

Fry: "Oh, this is REALLY futuristic."
Crow T. Robot: "Shhhh. No talking during the movie. "
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on March 17, 2008, 06:26:52 PM
"This wangs chung!"

"This toes the wet sprocket!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: RoninFox on March 17, 2008, 07:12:35 PM
Only heard it said, never saw the band's name or the Monty Python reference in print.  Noted for the future.
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: GLaDOS on March 18, 2008, 01:26:08 PM
My favorite quote from Futurama:
"Let me see those glasses... Oh my various Gods! X-ray specs!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: shaffejd on March 19, 2008, 07:39:21 AM
"I have a degree in homeopathic medicine!"

"You have a degree in baloney!"
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: DarthChimay on March 19, 2008, 01:00:19 PM
Zoidberg: Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!

Bender: Hey, my antenna's gone! No, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it though. Maybe I should take it out and wave it around?
Fry: No Bender! That'll make God cry!

Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
Kif: *groan* Sexlexia.

Zapp: Kif, come here and hold up the flag. And wave it a little, for god's sake. (I love this line for the delivery)
Title: Re: The quotable Futurama
Post by: Pak-Man on March 20, 2008, 10:49:45 AM
Amy: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 7 or more times, shame on me!