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Title: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 07:36:05 AM
This is a pretty simple little diversion: Fake ruin something for everybody! Post a fake spoiler!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
Snape reveals himself to be Harry's real father!
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Chaos on September 09, 2007, 08:41:15 AM
Dog Day Afternoon
It was all a big misunderstanding. Everyone lives happily ever after.
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 09, 2007, 09:15:42 AM
The Godfather is actually about the main character spending a lazy Sunday afternoon with his Godfather.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 09, 2007, 09:17:32 AM
1984

2 + 2 = 4
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Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 09:27:55 AM
War of the Worlds-
The Aliens reveal that they always greet people with violence, and once the Humans explain that they greet with a handshake, the aliens cease their hostilities, and it's smooth diplomatic sailing from then on.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 09, 2007, 10:29:21 AM
Fatal Attraction

The whole movie is a set-up for a bad joke about molecular bonding.
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 09, 2007, 10:34:02 AM
The Sixth Sense

M. Night Shyamalan will go on to make many more brilliant movies after this one.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 10:34:40 AM
Citizen Kane-
Rosebud is Charles' password to a secret society who'se world domination plans he was about to betray when he "died."
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 09, 2007, 10:45:07 AM
Independence Day-

The invasion is really just a distraction while the aliens rob the first national bank!
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Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 10:58:39 AM
Titanic-

All the lower class people are rescued by aliens who take them back to their peaceful, happy planet.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 09, 2007, 11:55:24 AM
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith

The movie ends... approximately 20 years before the beginning of A New Hope.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 09, 2007, 12:09:46 PM
Crossroads

Mimi becomes the Phantom of the Recording Studio and torments Britney for the rest of her career.
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Post by: Cibernético II on September 09, 2007, 05:40:51 PM
3:10 To Yuma

The 3:10 train to Yuma has to make an unscheduled stop in Chattanooga, making it 45 minutes late. Also, the meal is Salsbury steak which is slighty warmer than room temperature and far too salty.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 06:57:05 PM
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
Willy was in fact trying to find the child with the purest soul, with the intent of using said child's soul to power a chaos engine. He is shot by an ex-lover at the last minute, in one of Hollywood's most blatant Duex ex Machinas.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 12, 2007, 09:41:47 PM
Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls of Stuff or Something

Short Round is all grown up, and he has become quite the ladies man.
He and Indiana decide to pick up some chicks in Roswell, NM and they discover Area 51.
Short Round says, "No time for love" and they both go investigating the secret complex.
They fight off ninjas and gray aliens, and eventually find a really cool crystal skull.
Then NAZI's who have built a time machine codenamed the V5 appear and steal their neato skull...
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 13, 2007, 09:06:53 AM
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock

It turns out Spock was hiding in the broom cupboard the whole time.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 13, 2007, 03:42:07 PM
"In all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.... human."
(From Closet)- "heh heh snort heh"

Anyway,
The daVinci Code's big secret was that Judas turned Jesus in at Jesus's own request.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 13, 2007, 04:35:01 PM
This one may have been posted already, but in "Passion of the Christ" Jesus dies for good.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 13, 2007, 05:22:45 PM
Chinatown--

The girl is her sister AND her real estate agent.
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Post by: Grillslinger on September 13, 2007, 08:24:22 PM
The Sixth Sense

The doctor prescribes medication for the boy. The hallucinations stop. Then....the twist!!!

THE BOY IS THE DOCTOR'S HALLUCINATION!

You see? The doc developed a traumatic disorder when he was shot at the beginning and BAM! It all comes together in the end!
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Post by: RVR II on September 13, 2007, 08:25:50 PM
DUNE-

He Who Rides SandWorms, Controls the Spice Trade! :P
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 13, 2007, 10:43:04 PM
Batman Begins --

It turns out that Liam Neeson IS Irish.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:13:26 AM
300-
Despite the odds, all 300 live, after soundly defeating Xerces.
Also, it turns out Leonidis IS Scottish.
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Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 12:42:49 PM
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

Mike and the bots escape back to Earth, kill Dr. Forester and Frank, and use the SoL control mechanisms inside Deep 13 (that Forester could never figure out how to use) to take over the world in 43 minutes. A new reign of terror begins...
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 01:10:39 PM
Sin City-
Everybody lives happily ever after.
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Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 01:39:40 PM
Sin City-
Everybody lives happily ever after.

Wow, was that movie a remake of "Dog Day Afternoon"? :D

Dog Day Afternoon
It was all a big misunderstanding. Everyone lives happily ever after.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 14, 2007, 01:47:43 PM
Star Wars:  The Empire Strikes Back

Yoda is actually Luke's sister, not Leia.  Also, C3PO is bi-sexual.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 04:07:25 PM
Also, C3PO is bi-sexual.

Which is only a surprise because everybody was sure he was 100% gay.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 04:36:59 PM
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
Spoiler 2
It turns out Voldemort was causing all the trouble soley so he could find his nose. Once found, he gave himself up willingly.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 14, 2007, 06:47:27 PM
Kingdom Hearts II

It turns out Riku
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 15, 2007, 09:54:20 AM
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The real killer was Leatherface, not the unfairly convicted Texas Chainsaw.
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 17, 2007, 04:20:35 PM
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The real killer was Leatherface, not the unfairly convicted Texas Chainsaw.

It turns out that Leatherface couldn't afford real leather, so he's actually Pleatherface.  Shhh, dont tell anyone, he's a little sensitive.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: daltysmilth on September 17, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

It turns out that Voldemort's true goal is to get all the Twizzler's he can eat.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Junkyard on September 17, 2007, 06:37:18 PM
Cosmos:
God made the world in six days, and on the seventh day, he rested.
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Post by: Chaos on September 17, 2007, 07:06:40 PM
Lawnmower Man:
Jobe voluntarily leaves the world of Virtual Reality and starts up a landscaping business.
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Post by: Keroppi20 on September 17, 2007, 07:31:35 PM
The End of Gladiator:

Right before Maximus is about to kill him, Commodus looks deep into Maximus's eyes and quickly realizes the error of his ways.  Maximus realizes Commodus  is reformed and lets him live.  Commodus calls for his mystical healer to come heal Maximus, who makes a full recovery.   The two become good friends and together establish an extensive social welfare program.
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Post by: Shelly_Marsh on September 17, 2007, 10:39:25 PM
Fight Club: It's actually not Fight Club at all, it's just an actual policeman's nightstick that hits lots of people.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on September 17, 2007, 10:47:19 PM
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King - Sauron gets the ring back, kills the hobbits, destroys the shire and Stomps on the dwarves until their insides squish out like chunky mustard.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 17, 2007, 11:52:32 PM
The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

23 is not number 1.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 18, 2007, 02:46:18 PM
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Hobbits are actually Ewoks.
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Post by: Shelly_Marsh on September 20, 2007, 04:04:50 PM
The Simpsons Movie:

OJ Simpson did it.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 06:57:17 PM
The Island-
They discover that they are actually a collection of overrated celebrities who have been brainwashed and removed from polite society.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 20, 2007, 07:06:08 PM
Goldeneye

The Janus Syndicate was originally supposed to be the Janice Syndicate, after Aleck Trevalyn's favorite member of the Electric Mayhem.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 06, 2008, 07:57:36 PM
High School Musical 3

Due the fact that Disney wants to keep making these movies, no one graduates.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: daltysmilth on November 07, 2008, 12:52:26 AM
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

It turns out that Darth Vader's Secret Apprentice is really.... Chad Vader!
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Post by: Darth Geek on November 07, 2008, 05:59:50 AM
MST3K: The Movie

Mike is really Joel in disguise!
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Post by: anais.jude on November 07, 2008, 07:45:33 AM
MST3K: The Movie

Mike is really Joel in disguise!


 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by: pezdrake on November 07, 2008, 07:55:17 AM
Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls of Stuff or Something

Short Round is all grown up, and he has become quite the ladies man.
He and Indiana decide to pick up some chicks in Roswell, NM and they discover Area 51.
Short Round says, "No time for love" and they both go investigating the secret complex.
They fight off ninjas and gray aliens, and eventually find a really cool crystal skull.
Then NAZI's who have built a time machine codenamed the V5 appear and steal their neato skull...

I wish that were the plot.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Darth Geek on November 07, 2008, 09:22:18 AM
Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls of Stuff or Something

Short Round is all grown up, and he has become quite the ladies man.
He and Indiana decide to pick up some chicks in Roswell, NM and they discover Area 51.
Short Round says, "No time for love" and they both go investigating the secret complex.
They fight off ninjas and gray aliens, and eventually find a really cool crystal skull.
Then NAZI's who have built a time machine codenamed the V5 appear and steal their neato skull...

I wish that were the plot.
It certainly makes more sense than the one we got.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2008, 10:25:59 AM
The Terminator

Skynet sends a machine back in time to become an action star and to eventually become a Governor. Than, when the time is right, the machines will strike.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 07, 2008, 12:52:27 PM
The Illusionist - Eisenheim actually fakes Sophie's death to get her to leave the country and get her out of the way so that he can then run off with Crown Prince Leopold.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 07, 2008, 01:56:28 PM
Quantum Of Solace:

Bond, grieving over Vesper's senseless death, goes on sabbatical from MI:6, and spends a year getting his life together.  At first he loses himself in gambling, drinking, smoking, and overeating, but he meets a nice girl who, while somewhat plain-looking, has a zest for life and a sunny disposition that's hard for the super-spy on self-imposed exile to resist.  So he starts taking care of himself, jogging every day, goes on the patch and goes to AA meetings while his relationship with this girl blossoms.  Finally he proposes to her, and James is content with his life until on the night before the wedding, his bride to be reveals that she's actually a Russian agent sent to kill him.
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Post by: therul on November 07, 2008, 03:22:00 PM
Wall-E
(forgive me if I missed it)
Wall-E is Number 5 in disguise
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 08, 2008, 06:12:36 AM
The Hollow Man:  Kevin Bacon is revealed to be filled with something.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 08, 2008, 06:26:00 AM
2001: A Space Oddesy-
My God... It's full of pudding!
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: daltysmilth on November 08, 2008, 10:25:26 PM
Sweeney Todd:

Sweeney recognizes his wife before he slits her throat, realizes the whole thing was just a huge misunderstanding, and when Judge Turpin shows up, he gives him an affectionate noogie and sends him on his way, laughing at how ridiculous the whole killing people and putting them into pies scheme seemed now.
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Post by: Jonathan_Short_Torso on November 08, 2008, 10:49:28 PM
At the end of the Simpsons movie, everybody dies except Hans Moleman. He then emerges from an underground vault where he finds a library and proclaims "time enough at last", Then his glasses fall off and break and he says "It's not fair.".
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Post by: Darth Geek on November 09, 2008, 12:40:15 AM
2001:

The HAL light is Gypsy.
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Post by: Jonathan_Short_Torso on November 09, 2008, 06:08:51 PM
The Happening:

It's Superman causing all the bad things
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Post by: darkchashy on November 09, 2008, 09:41:23 PM
Ironman: Tony Stark Pokes Samuel L. Jackson's eye out and gives him a cheesier name
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 10, 2008, 08:15:07 AM
The Happening:

It's Superman causing all the bad things
I thought it was The Supremes.

http://www.youtube.com/v/uQSELqgKdes&hl=en&fs=1
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Post by: anais.jude on November 10, 2008, 10:35:20 AM
ST: TMP

It was all a dream as Spock wakes up in time for the first day of Wrath of Khan
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Post by: Jonathan_Short_Torso on November 10, 2008, 12:21:30 PM
The Bob Newhart show:
It turns out Bob Newhart only exists in the dream of some kid, and when the kid wakes up, Bob Newhart dies.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 10, 2008, 12:22:21 PM
The President of the Enclave is the Architect of the Matrix.
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Post by: therul on November 10, 2008, 12:51:58 PM
Beowulf

Beowulf is actually a remake of Odepus Rex
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 10, 2008, 03:06:25 PM
Waiting for Godot

The two main characters walk offstage, then Godot shows up, looks around, and says "Where ARE those guys?  I told them I'd meet them right here!"
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 10, 2008, 04:34:24 PM
Dancer in the Dark

After Bjork dies, someone watching the execution starts clapping, cries "encore" and then feels really embarrassed when he remembers the situation.
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Post by: Darth Geek on November 10, 2008, 04:57:05 PM
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

It turns out Padme had a quickie with Obi Wan, and HE is Luke's father.
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Post by: darkchashy on November 11, 2008, 05:00:57 AM
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

It turns out Padme had a quickie with Obi Wan, and HE is Luke's father.
Now that would be a good movie. It would even cause the movie to make sense and would be a good throwback to the old twist.
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Post by: Jonathan_Short_Torso on November 11, 2008, 07:17:31 PM
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
It turns out Padme had a quickie with Obi Wan, and HE is Luke's father.
Bravo, at least then it would have been somewhat more interesting.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 13, 2008, 07:41:34 PM
Dr. Who

The next doctor will be played by Tom Baker again.  It's what the nerds want.
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Post by: therul on November 14, 2008, 02:50:58 PM
Let's see how many people I can offend with this one.

The last temptation of Christ

Christ wakes up in a sweat, gets out of his nice warm bed, washes his face, looks in the mirror and notices ...(pregnant pause for effect) ... he is a black man, looks around and sees he is in the white house.  Cue Scream... cue Talking Heads "Letting the days go by" in the background...
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Post by: Chaos on November 16, 2008, 06:28:18 PM
Monsters vs. Aliens
In an M. Night style twist ending, Predators returns to Earth and kill off both the aliens AND the monsters.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 16, 2008, 07:24:46 PM
The Happening

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Darth Geek on November 16, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Um, BTA, that isn't a FAKE spoiler. And given that it says M Night Shamalan on the poster, it's not even a real spoiler.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Chaos on November 17, 2008, 04:56:18 AM
UP
The balloons (predictably) all pop, and the house plummets back to earth, killing the old man instantly. A generation of young boys and girls are scarred for life. We discover that this was Pixar's evil plan all along, which they had been setting up for over a decade.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 17, 2008, 05:47:07 AM
Um, BTA, that isn't a FAKE spoiler. And given that it says M Night Shamalan on the poster, it's not even a real spoiler.

I think that's debatable.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 18, 2008, 10:51:50 AM
Star Trek

Young Kirk and Spock team up to help a young space Lincoln fight young Kahn, who is threatening to kill fetus Picard!
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: darkchashy on November 18, 2008, 07:49:21 PM
2001: A space Odyssey
 Dave brings in the Monolith and makes it into a real nice coffee table.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Chaos on November 19, 2008, 04:49:07 AM
Fallout 3
You finally track down your father, only to discover that he is Darth Vader.
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: therul on November 19, 2008, 12:17:42 PM
Fallout 3
You finally track down your father, only to discover that he is Darth Vader.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: Chaos on November 19, 2008, 03:03:37 PM
Cloud City? More like CRAP City...
Title: Re: Fake Spoilers
Post by: daltysmilth on November 30, 2008, 11:31:52 PM
Dragonball the movie

It takes Goku the entire length of the movie to power up.