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Title: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 09, 2007, 07:17:32 AM
Basically, the idea here is to debate who would win in a fight or contest of some kind between... well, anyone, both real and fictional.  It can be your classic straight forward fight or some kind or a staring contest or anything you can imagine.  Basically it would be best to debate for about 15 posts or so before changing the subject and I want you to consider who would win based not on popularity or cool factor (unless it's a popularity or cool contest), but based on what you know about both characters (you can't just say Superman would punch a whole through his opponents just because Superman is a being of endless mercy and so forth).

Also, you should be somewhat detailed in setting up the details of the match.  After all, if it's a Superman/Batman match, a Batman who has prep time and his resources has a much better chance at winning than a Batman just thrown into a match against Superman. After all, he'd be screwed in that situation.

I'm not good at setting up rules for games so if there anything anyone else wants to add for suggested rues go nuts.  But when you come up with a match, remember: it doesn't have to just be a slobberknocker.  It can be a battle of wits, a arm wrestling, eating contest, poetry contest, whatever.

I'll go first:

Robocop Vs. The Terminator (classic evil T-800 version)

Rules: none here except survivor wins.

Situation:  The Terminator is sent back to kill Robocop for, I dunno, some contrived reason.  The fight is in New Detroit and though Robocop doesn't know the details of his opponent, his attention has certainly been drawn to his presence.  They finally meet on a city street at midnight.

Robocop is armed with everything he usually has on patrol.  The Terminator has anything useful he can steal from a gunshop.  Thoughts?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 07:27:13 AM
Terminator has no morals, amazing adaptive capabilities, and is more flexible than Robocop. He is also made of harder stuff than Robocop.

Sorry, truth and justice, Robocop has just had his diodes handed to him.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 09, 2007, 07:33:26 AM
Terminator has no morals, amazing adaptive capabilities, and is more flexible than Robocop. He is also made of harder stuff than Robocop.

Sorry, truth and justice, Robocop has just had his diodes handed to him.

I bet Sideswipe would've said "sterner stuff" 'cause it's a reference to a Gobot movie or something.  Anyhoo, I got to say that is probably the case,  but it's probably a tougher battle than you think.  After all, Robcop has morals, but he's pretty dang harsh on normal criminals let alone heartless robots.  Still, I think the big tipping point is whether the Terminator would take a hostage.  I say it would be wise, but since there's a "they can't be reasoned with" thing there, he probably wouldn't even try to take one.  However, I could see him committing a crime, then hiding into the crowd to sneak attack him during the investigation.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 07:39:13 AM
Yeah, potentially it wouldn't be beyond Terminator not only to use a human as a shield, but also as a weapon. I'm not sure how Robocop would  handle being wailed on by a wailing pedestrian.

Robocop might be able to win if he is able to self destruct close enough to Terminator, but i don't know if he can do that. Also, can he hack computers? That may also work.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 09, 2007, 08:41:00 AM
How dare you Johnny Unusual!  Go-Bots are my mortal enemies!
This is a tough one,  I dont think terminator is made out of any stronger material that robocop.  We never really saw the terminator go up against any relatively large calibur weapon other than maybe a shotgun.  I dont see the terminator taking a hostage either.  I think the terminator has an edge in agility.  As for physical strength we dont see alot used by robcop, although his hands can exert 400 foot pounds of pressure.  This could go either way.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Chaos on September 09, 2007, 08:48:10 AM
Another factor that needs to be considered is whether or not the Terminator's learning chip is enabled or disabled for this mission. A Terminator without their learning chip turned on is, while lethal, not really capable of any real deductive reasoning or planning beyond their "default" factory settings (which are impressive, but limited).

A Terminator in learning mode would be much more capable of adapting to the attack strategies of Robocop, especially if they have an initial altercation that the Terminator escapes from - he could learn from the encounter and find other ways to exploit Robocop's various weaknesses.

Overall, though, considering the Terminator is constructed from a futuristic and more resilient metal than Robocop, which is largely immune to weapons fire, I would have to say that he would most likely win in the end. Additionally, in the unlikely event that Robocop defeated him, the Terminator could still explode one of his fuel cells (ala T3), and take Robocop out with him in the nuclear blast - hence, the best Robocop could ever really hope for would be a dual-fatality tie. But it would be fucking awesome to watch. :)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 09, 2007, 09:08:54 AM
well since solo Terminators are always set to read only this isnt a factor.  We dont know what the Terminator is made from, its simply called "hyper-alloy"  But like I said we've never seen the terminator shot with anything larger than a shot gun, which wouldn't stop Robocop either.  Not all models are equiped with the same power cells from T3 also.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Chaos on September 09, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
well since solo Terminators are always set to read only this isnt a factor.  We dont know what the Terminator is made from, its simply called "hyper-alloy"  But like I said we've never seen the terminator shot with anything larger than a shot gun, which wouldn't stop Robocop either.  Not all models are equiped with the same power cells from T3 also.

Actually, the power cells that were referred to in T3, although being mentioned there for the first time, were specifically referred to as the standard fuel cells for the T-800 model. They are a hydrogen based energy cell... the reason they go nuclear is because the reaction is unstable once it is disrupted. This is actually a common belief (and barrier) amongst scientists who are trying to create self-contained renewable energy reactions (a.k.a. cold fusion). Part of why I actually enjoyed the Terminator series so much (even without the riff, though that made it even better, naturally) was because the science "checked out" based on current interpretations and understandings of the physics involved.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 07:24:55 PM
So, it looks like Robocop is pretty much beat. Especially when you factor in one other thing: Terminators come off an assembly line, but Robo cop is a one and only. You can send back as many as you'd like.

With that, may I propose a new one?

                                                  Doctor Doom                     or                                 Lex Luthor?
(http://www.geocities.com/kurg100/dr_doom.jpg) (http://captain.custard.org/league/graphics/characters/lexluthor.jpg)
They find that they are at odds with one another, and resolve to destroy the other. Given some time on both sides, and all their resources, who would destroy who?

Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Katie on September 09, 2007, 07:27:36 PM
Dr. Doom

he has a ride at Universal (that is literally my only opinion)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 09, 2007, 07:29:50 PM
The Terminator in the 3rd film is reffered to as an 850.  Also what kept the fuel cells from blowing up when the first two Terminators were destroyed?  And why didnt the Terminator use that to kill Sara in the first movie when it was blown in half?  The science is cool and makes sense but Terminator 3 is a crappy movie that pisses all over any continuity from the first two movies.  I dont think you guys give robocop enough credit, but it looks like your moving on.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Cibernético II on September 09, 2007, 08:24:42 PM
Dr. Doom
Doom is leader of a whole country, Lex just has Lexcorp.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 08:28:31 PM
Lex can make friends and connections: Doom burns every bridge he crosses.

Doom needs people to know it is him who is attacking them; Lex never lets them know.

Doom spends his time trying to destroy a family of freaks; Lex spends his time trying to kill a god.

Meanwhile, a corporation can be bigger than a country.

I go with Lex here.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Chaos on September 09, 2007, 09:17:57 PM
Doesn't Lex end up as the damn president of the US at one point, anyway? Or was that an alternate reality dealy?

I go with Lex all the way. He's not just evil. He's not just a genius. He's an EVIL GENIUS. And the bald? Badass.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 10, 2007, 05:35:59 AM
The thing about Doom (and please don't confuse him with the movie Doom) is that he's the best simply because he's the second best at everything in the Marvel U.  He's the second best sorcerer after Dr. Strange (it's true, read Triumph and Torment, which was drawn by Hellboy's Mike Mignola) is the second best scientific genius after Reed Richards, the second best strategic genius after Cap and has the second best suit of armor (the best suit of armor, as everyone knows, belongs to Devil Dinosaur).

Lex was indeed President and both are natural leaders, but there's one difference: Lex lies.  Doom Lies occasionally, but in general, any deal you make with him is on the up and up (after a fashion) while Lex lies manipulates and generally uses people.  Actually, they both use people but Lex tends to use people up, while Doom has a little more respect for his tools (well, he treats them better anyway).  After all, Doom probably could force everyone in Latveria to love him, but they all love him anyway since he gave them prosperity and joy and overthrow an incompetent and corrupt tyrant.  Both are supremely arrogant, but Doom has a sense of honor that Lex lacks unless it is too his advantage to have it (some people do occasionally benefit from his help and trust him) and even then, that's credit he's willing to spend.  If Lex leaves any betrayed tools alive, Doom will use them. 

Doom also uses magic, which is something that Lex rarely gets involved with.

For geniuses of this magnitude to have a battle would certainly be worth reading about, but my guess is at the end, Luthor will think he's taken down Doom once and for all... only to find the corpse is a Doombot.  And then too late he will realize the power of Doom.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 09:29:32 AM
Lex can hire a buch of really smart people to do some of his thinking, and he can hire sorcerers, all of whom he can manage leverage on. Combine that with everything else, and it's Lex all the way.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 11, 2007, 06:33:49 AM
Oh yeah, hire sorcerers?  Just look up sorcerers in the yellow pages and give them a call?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 11, 2007, 09:07:22 AM
Yeah, there are a lot of sorcerors in the DC Universe, but the ones that you can hire probably can't match up the the second best in the Marvel U.  Money can't solve everything, and Lex is far too arrogant to have someone else come up with his evil plan.  That would be like Sherlock homes hiring some other PIs to solve his cases or Stephen Hawking hiring a bunch of physicists to do his dirty work.  While Luthor is a genius he's not quite the Master of all trades like Doom is.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 11, 2007, 10:23:38 AM
Luthor simply needs to hire everyone's favorite magical little gobshite, you friend and mine

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8439/johnconstantinecigaretttn1.jpg)

John Constantine.

Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 11, 2007, 12:14:27 PM
I don't know, I still think Doom is the more easily manipulated of the two. He holds a grudge too easily.
Of course, that could also be what makes him so dangerous, as death has already failed to stop him a couple of times now.

Okay, I guess Doom wins here.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 11, 2007, 07:46:39 PM
Luthor simply needs to hire everyone's favorite magical little gobshite, you friend and mine

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8439/johnconstantinecigaretttn1.jpg)

John Constantine.



Wow, for a Constantine fan, you are REALLY underestimating his intelligence.

Constantine is really amoral but there are two things you need to remember: he's generally not on anyone's payroll (in the stories I read with him) and he's not easily tricked.  Johnny boy outsmarted three of Hell's demons and various other mythical figures and ended up on top, how do you think he'll fair against a very smart business man (who, I might add, came up with a plan to napalm his friend into oblivion).  Luthor might have things to offer John, but John will work for who he wants and any deal with John where he's coerced will only end badly for the coercee.  Plus, you can smell Luthor a mile away.  Think, a business man wants to overthrow a dictator.  Don't tell me that doesn't smell all kinds of rotten.

Perhaps Luthor could "acquire" him eventually but it would take too much time and effort that would be better spent on fighting Doom.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 11, 2007, 08:30:20 PM
ok SOMEONE has to refer to this:

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=031016

and then to this

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=031018
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Cibernético II on September 11, 2007, 10:15:20 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/mercilessraven/Pictures/bbaracus1.jpg)
B.A. Baracus

or


(http://www.mountebank.org/blog/images/Kirkb.jpg)

Captain Kirk
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RhodesWatson on September 11, 2007, 10:25:58 PM
How about Indiana Jones Vs Samus?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 12, 2007, 04:49:24 AM
Luthor simply needs to hire everyone's favorite magical little gobshite, you friend and mine
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8439/johnconstantinecigaretttn1.jpg)
John Constantine.
Wow, for a Constantine fan, you are REALLY underestimating his intelligence.

Or, it could be that this isn't a terribly serious discussion and there's no need to get so het up about it ;)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 12, 2007, 05:47:32 AM
Luthor simply needs to hire everyone's favorite magical little gobshite, you friend and mine
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8439/johnconstantinecigaretttn1.jpg)
John Constantine.
Wow, for a Constantine fan, you are REALLY underestimating his intelligence.

Or, it could be that this isn't a terribly serious discussion and there's no need to get so het up about it ;)

To be fair, this whole thread is about finding the answer and while I don't take it seriously I do want to see something more substantial than "this character is cooler so he should win".  Besides, who said I was all up in your grill.  Also, I don't know what a het is.

(http://www.geocities.com/mercilessraven/Pictures/bbaracus1.jpg)
B.A. Baracus

or


(http://www.mountebank.org/blog/images/Kirkb.jpg)

Captain Kirk

Problem here is what are the rules and conditions.  After all, if the rules say that they use ALL there resuorces... well the A-Team van can only do so much to an enterprise.  So let's just say they're on that planet where Kirk fought the Gorn and Each only get the one weapon (phaser and gun).

Since it's you're request, will that do Cibernético?

How about Indiana Jones Vs Samus?

Once again, I have nothing against the idea (though I think it's a given that the Tank Woman wins) but a few boundaries must be drawn and rules must be made.  And remember people: Location, Location, Location, Location!  Sorry, I mean, Location, Location Location.  Just 3 of those words.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 12, 2007, 05:49:23 AM
Luthor simply needs to hire everyone's favorite magical little gobshite, you friend and mine
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8439/johnconstantinecigaretttn1.jpg)
John Constantine.
Wow, for a Constantine fan, you are REALLY underestimating his intelligence.

Or, it could be that this isn't a terribly serious discussion and there's no need to get so het up about it ;)

To be fair, this whole thread is about finding the answer and while I don't take it seriously I do want to see something more substantial than "this character is cooler so he should win".  Besides, who said I was all up in your grill.  Also, I don't know what a het is.

het up = upset,e.g. talking about "underestimating the intelligence" of a fictional character. It's OK I'll stop contributing to this particular discussion.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 12, 2007, 03:26:28 PM
Quote
het up = upset,e.g. talking about "underestimating the intelligence" of a fictional character. It's OK I'll stop contributing to this particular discussion

heh i love brit slang.

dont stop the more contribute the better.  as to the doom vs luthor.  the question isnt who wins, its whose counter part gets in the way more. 
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Cibernético II on September 12, 2007, 04:51:14 PM

Problem here is what are the rules and conditions.  After all, if the rules say that they use ALL there resuorces... well the A-Team van can only do so much to an enterprise.  So let's just say they're on that planet where Kirk fought the Gorn and Each only get the one weapon (phaser and gun).

Since it's you're request, will that do Cibernético?



OK, I see it as Kirk and B.A. are both on a tropical island. Both are blind folded then released at a random spot. There aren't any weapons on the island except for ones they would to fashion from their environment. Plus there poisonous snakes, wasps, poison dart frogs on the island and the island is surrounded by sharks.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 12, 2007, 08:06:00 PM
Bet you that they had to use drugged milk to get Baracus.  And you don't want to know what they drugged for Kirk.

Anyhoo, if that's the case Kirk would fashion some good weapons or traps so he has a chance if he can stay out of eyesight, but if Baracus gets his hands on him it's goodnight Uhura.

Also I think it would be awesome if Baracus made a van out of jungle with the help of the professor.  With monkeys for wheels.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 12, 2007, 08:15:48 PM
Poor monkeys.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Hebs on September 13, 2007, 02:02:11 PM
Who Would Win?!  Science-Whiz Edition

In this corner:
Weighing in at 57 lbs but packs a hell-uv-a chem set....
(http://www.californiastreaming.org/streaming/images/billnye.jpg)
Bill Nye!


In this corner:
He's the genius with a huge rat and what-could-pass-for-an-ex-coke addict as sidekicks...
(http://www.montevideo.com.uy/queesdelavida/img/personajes/contenido_beakman2.jpg)
Beakman!


We dedicate this to Mr. Wizard who cannot compete.   Because he's dead now.   But still in our hearts.

DING DING!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Chaos on September 13, 2007, 02:29:49 PM
Bill Nye wins this one hands down, he would just send the Battle Bots after Beakman (of which he knows oh-so-very much). :)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 13, 2007, 02:50:51 PM
Or he could borrow his friend Doc Brown's DeLorean (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future:_The_Animated_Series#Cast) to travel back to before Beakman's parents got together and make sure they never do.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 13, 2007, 03:01:38 PM
Bill Nye wins. The man has thrown a baseball from the back of a moving truck. Beakman stays in his dank, Deep 13esque lab.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 13, 2007, 04:58:58 PM
Bill Nye FTW!!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RhodesWatson on September 13, 2007, 07:45:05 PM
I vote for Dr Clayton Forrester as a third party science whiz
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 13, 2007, 08:09:32 PM
Go ahead!  THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!

Anyhoo, is this an actual fight or a "who can come up with the coolest science project" contest.

I think if it's just a fist fit, Beakman would win.  Never underestimate crazy (the man talks to a rat).  And while Nye might have a battle bot, it doesn't mean that he can control it very well.

If it's a science project thing, I think then it gets harder.  Both are quite smart but I never had any time to compare the two kiddie scientists.

Oh, and on another note: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

(wasn't much to that theme song, was there?)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:32:36 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1006/1379355411_0fa2badaa1_o.jpg).
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Pak-Man on September 14, 2007, 10:04:52 AM
Beakman has a GIANT MUTANT RAT at his disposal. He wins. :^)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 10:09:10 AM
"I'm afraid TO forgot"???
DAMN IT! I always miss something!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 14, 2007, 11:13:18 AM
Why is Pat Sajak fighting Gon Freeccs in your comic?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Pat-Sajak.jpg/175px-Pat-Sajak.jpg])

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b9/Hunter_x_Hunter_Volume_1.jpg/250px-Hunter_x_Hunter_Volume_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 01:35:27 PM
Do they even really NEED a reason? ;)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 14, 2007, 09:55:32 PM
Go ahead!  THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!

Anyhoo, is this an actual fight or a "who can come up with the coolest science project" contest.

I think if it's just a fist fit, Beakman would win.  Never underestimate crazy (the man talks to a rat).  And while Nye might have a battle bot, it doesn't mean that he can control it very well.

If it's a science project thing, I think then it gets harder.  Both are quite smart but I never had any time to compare the two kiddie scientists.

Oh, and on another note: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

(wasn't much to that theme song, was there?)

You forgot the part where it goes, "The science guy!"
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Shelly_Marsh on September 14, 2007, 10:08:43 PM
Shelly marsh could easily take anyone in a knife fight... now a gun fight... maaaaaayyyyyyyybeeeeee
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 14, 2007, 10:39:46 PM
Yeeeeeah, sure.  Oh, who is Shelly Marsh?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 14, 2007, 11:10:57 PM
Wait a minute... WHAT THE HELL GENDER ARE YOU?  I'm getting mixed messages from you.

Anyhoo.

Mitchell Vs. Detective Sipowicz.

Basically them just beating the crap out of eachother in the interrogation room.  Who wins?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Shelly_Marsh on September 16, 2007, 03:36:03 PM
Yeeeeeah, sure.  Oh, who is Shelly Marsh?
shelly marsh is the meanest girl in south park dude. I hope this answers your question too johnny unusual.
edit Oh and Personally, I think Detective Sipowicz could take mitchell any old day of the freakin' week.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 16, 2007, 07:17:08 PM
Yeeeeeah, sure.  Oh, who is Shelly Marsh?
shelly marsh is the meanest girl in south park dude. I hope this answers your question too johnny unusual.
edit Oh and Personally, I think Detective Sipowicz could take mitchell any old day of the freakin' week.

Not really, you still have a male avatar and a female name.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 16, 2007, 08:47:16 PM
so back on track here. 

at the height of their powers who wins.  the juggernaut or the hulk?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 16, 2007, 10:34:04 PM
I assume we're just talking a good old fashion slobberknocker somewhere in the mountains or desert or something.  That's quite hard to say.  The Juggernaut's power pretty much states that he can't lose stamina and heals from any attack.  Only psychics can take him down but good and psychic the Hulk is not.  Hulk's only hope is to find a way to pin him so he can't gain any leverage and he wins because if Juggernaut gains even the slightest he can get out of most any trap.  Hulk is stronger than Juggernaut, but doesn't have Juggy's infinite durability or stamina meaning that if the Hulk doesn't plan then he will eventually lose even if he spends most of the fight beating Juggy like a red-headed ragdoll.  Of course, after his adventure on Planet Hulk, the Hulk is much smarter than he used to be.  This is a fight he might actually win if he tones it down because Savage Hulk (arguably the most powerful and dangerous incarnation so far) barely thinks.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Pak-Man on September 17, 2007, 12:24:22 AM
Actually Juggernaut went up against the Hulk in the World War Hulk X-Men tie-in. Hulk clobbered him.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 17, 2007, 03:44:13 AM
Yeah, but last time I checked (and it's been a while, so I might not be up to date on this), he lost a bit of his power for whatever reason (thank you Chuck Austen) and reading what I heard, he really just threw him away, rather than knocking him out.  I'm rather unclear if making the enemy not in the general vicinity is the same as beating him.  Or what, did he do that to Juggernaut or M.  I actually didn't read it.

Still, sometimes, some writers will forget certain elements of the characters powers.  Look at Wolverine's healing power book by book.  Some have him coming back almost instantaniously while others say he needs like an hour or so to heal.  It's inconsistent like that.

Still, that raises the question: could he throw the Juggernaut into space.  One would leave his enemy stuck where he can't move, which I would consider a victory.  The other would just have him coming back after a while.  Still, it would be humilitating.

Juggernaut just comes back from being thrown to Kansas while the Hulk is lazing in a lawn chair.

Juggernaut: "You are paying for my bus ticket"
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 17, 2007, 03:24:31 PM
I hate the Hulk and characters who seem to have limitless power.  Ive heard that the angerier the Hulk gets the stronger he gets, while on the other hand Juggy's power is magical.  Another thing the the stupid X men movie got wrong. 
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Shelly_Marsh on September 17, 2007, 10:38:01 PM
Not really, you still have a male avatar and a female name.
Dude, I'm a fan of Bruce Campbell! Duh!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 20, 2007, 11:08:02 AM
Total duh!  What were you thinking Johnny?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 20, 2007, 11:53:41 AM
Ok, new discussion.  Let the flaming begin


The Enterprise, NCC-1701 E, Soverign Class
(http://www.lcarscom.net/fsd/enterprise/1701e/1701e-1.jpg)


VS

Imperial Class Star Destroyer

(http://www.starwars.jp/databank/machine/image/imperial_sd.jpg)

The rules are whatever you can confirm from scenes from the movies, episodes, or official movie novels.  No expanded universe material.  And remember, bigger does not mean better.  My vote goes to the Enterprise.  Due to speed and manouverability.  Discuss.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 20, 2007, 11:56:51 AM
And remember, bigger does not mean better.  My vote goes to the Enterprise.  Due to speed and manouverability.  Discuss.

Are we talking a complete destruction or a surrendering of command?

Because if it's the first then I'm going to go with The Enterprise but if you're looking to stage an incursion and then swarm the bridge then I'd have to plump for the Star Destroyer.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 20, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
Ok, the rules are, the two ships enter a cubic light year area, and no one can go to warp/lightspeed until the other is desrtoyed.  No surrenders.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 20, 2007, 12:04:28 PM
Enterprise then. The Executor (never sure why Vader named a ship after a legal officer who makes sure the wishes of the deceased are carried out) was taken out by a bleeding A Wing, a Star Destroyer should fold from a few photon torpedoes, perhaps even a couple of blasts from the phaser array.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Vault Dweller on September 20, 2007, 12:45:48 PM
while that might be i'd agree that the ISD is a huge POS, but i'd rather like the whole fight would end in a tie. So that both sides would die and i could go to laugh at all the guys the dress up like jedi/borg on the weekends. Mind you if it were more like James T Kurk fighting the Emperor then i would pay money to see that. " a fight of huge egos"
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Chaos on September 20, 2007, 02:26:37 PM
"a fight of huge egos"

Damn scary, those giant waffles. ;)

Personally, I would go for the Enterprise. The shields on Star Destroyers are too easily destroyed or circumvented. Although the Enterprise's shields always seem to be hanging around 7% or so (with plasma conduits exploding right behind the consoles), they usually don't end up completely failing. Also, while a Star Destroyer certainly has lots of troops on board, it is big and sluggish and for some reason doesn't seem to have heavy artillery or explosive weapons - just lasers. So the Enterprise wins again here... a few well-placed torpedoes should blow the shields out and give a clear shot at taking out the engine or bridge, and ka-boom... no more Imperials.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 07:00:57 PM
Enterprise.

The Federation ships are made smarter than anything the Empire can come up with. How easy was it to take out the Death Star?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 21, 2007, 05:07:42 AM
Enterprise.

The Federation ships are made smarter than anything the Empire can come up with. How easy was it to take out the Death Star?

I love the fact that they have an exhaust pipe with no valves or anything that leads directly to the reactor core. The rebellion should have just dropped off a banana to plug it up.

I love how this has become not so much a debate but a consensus, is the anyone who thinks a Star Destroyer would get the best of the Enterprise?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Vault Dweller on September 21, 2007, 07:15:12 AM
lol ths fight is over. 3 round knock out i'd say.

now a new fight.

Orville Redenbacher
(http://www.aaronadams.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/or.jpg)
vs
Aunt Jemima
(http://www.siegelproductions.ca/foodfiends/images/auntjem.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 21, 2007, 07:15:59 AM
Due to shear weight, Im going with Aunt Jemima.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 21, 2007, 07:23:53 AM
Wrestling match, cook-off or creep-out?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Vault Dweller on September 21, 2007, 07:54:40 AM
a wrestling match in a tub of maple butter and each one has one pro wrestlers moves. Orville as “Jake the snake” and auntie as “Rowdy Roddy Piper”.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 21, 2007, 08:04:36 AM
Ooh can she tag team with her modern Clare Huxtablesque persona?

(http://www.auntjemima.com/images/hdrAunt_Jemima_logo.gif)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Vault Dweller on September 21, 2007, 08:17:45 AM
hmm... no they can only team up with others from there product line. current partners to choose from:

Aunt Jemima w/
Miss butterwouth or
The Landa Lakes girl or
any other edible product you can put on pancakes.

Orville w/
Mr. Peanut or
The Kebbler Elf or
any other edible product thats a snack food.

Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 21, 2007, 08:33:45 AM
OK give me $40.00 (virtual; I don't want a Stewie Griffin-Brian the dog "where's my money" type sitch developing) on the Jemima-Land O'Lakes Indian Maid creaming the Orville-Julius Pringles team.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Chaos on September 21, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
Jemima would totally cream Orville.  Where do you think the pancake syrup COMES from? :D ;D

Seriously, look at those massive arms. It's hypnotizing. She would wipe the floor with him.  :speechless:
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 21, 2007, 12:00:31 PM
And you know Jemima's way more fun to hang out with. Orville would just bore you with tedious reminisces.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 21, 2007, 12:52:46 PM
As long as this fight doesnt take plan in a giant vat of pan cake batter I am all set with it.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 21, 2007, 12:55:16 PM
As long as this fight doesnt take plan in a giant vat of pan cake batter I am all set with it.

Well close your eyes till Jemima tags out then set the video camera going to capture Indian Maid in all her battery glory. >:D
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 22, 2007, 01:09:58 PM
Uh, what indian maid?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on September 22, 2007, 02:28:13 PM
The one from the Land of Lakes butter box, she's Jemima's tag team partner:

(http://www.msu.edu/course/iah/211c/bellfy/temagami/Image759.gif)

OK give me $40.00 (virtual; I don't want a Stewie Griffin-Brian the dog "where's my money" type sitch developing) on the Jemima-Land O'Lakes Indian Maid creaming the Orville-Julius Pringles team.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on September 22, 2007, 05:18:59 PM
Ah, yes indeed.  I get you.  She's not bad lookin.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on October 01, 2007, 07:23:08 PM
I feel so silly for having missed this thread.  As it so happens, I have two matches in mind...

First Up:  The Tick VS. The Crimson Chin...


Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Katie on October 01, 2007, 07:32:17 PM
I go with the Crimson chin, just for sheer chin size. The Tick is cool and all, but the Crimson chin is a very large person, and could probably crush the Tick easily. Plus he has Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder to help him out on the intelect side of things. The Tick can be beaten up easily if you hit his head, and his only real companion/side kick is a moth-bunny guy.

Though in essence, both are extremely similar.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on October 01, 2007, 07:37:30 PM
No way, the Tick pwns!  He's nigh invulnerable!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on October 02, 2007, 05:04:00 AM
Gotta go with Tick on this one.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on October 02, 2007, 07:43:36 PM
Well, not that I don't love them both, but in addition to all that Katie said, you also have to factor in Cleft's co-sidekicks Ace and Klepto, the 'Chin-Hounds'  (Cosmo & Wanda) and their near infinite supply of magical wishes.....
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 06:31:56 PM
A new one:

Indiana Jones or Lara Croft?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on October 03, 2007, 07:21:33 PM
Indianna Jones all the way
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 07:26:41 PM
I would think so, but Lara's tech should perhaps also be taken into account.
Also, with Indy, you have to take the boobs into account.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on October 03, 2007, 08:03:10 PM
I would think so, but Lara's tech should perhaps also be taken into account.
Also, with Indy, you have to take the boobs into account.
Yeah but even then, if Indy loses, he wins.... :rimshot:
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 03, 2007, 08:15:11 PM
If Lara were confined to the rules of the real world, Indy would win. Not that that means anything, really...
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on October 04, 2007, 11:31:45 AM
Well since Lara Croft is more or less a rip off of Indiana Jones set in contemporary times, he automaticly gets the advantage as bieng the original.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Katie on October 04, 2007, 11:59:07 AM
um considering live action lara is angelina jolie.. this goes to Indiana hands down.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on October 04, 2007, 12:09:57 PM
Wait, the live action Lara routinely plays with knives and likes to get splattered with blood, the real life Indy likes to drink booze and shag stick insects, based on flesh and blood I'll say Lara gets the edge.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on October 04, 2007, 12:12:40 PM
well this isnt about real life, so there
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on October 04, 2007, 12:32:11 PM
Well since Lara Croft is more or less a rip off of Indiana Jones set in contemporary times, he automaticly gets the advantage as bieng the original.

Interesting thought, but if you sent FDR against an FDR armed with modern equipment, who has the advantage?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on October 04, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
Well neither unless it's a game of chess, wasn't exactly the physical sort was FDR.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 05, 2007, 06:02:52 AM
That's always why I feel that the rules need to be specified for these fights.  There are so many variables in battles that things really have to be narrowed down.  Also I'm not of woman, but I imagine that being whipped in the boobs would hurt.  Lots.  So, she's kinda got a big weakness there.

OK, since it's October let's get into some scary horror related fights.

First:  The Crypt Keeper Vs. Count Floydd in a Horror Host off.

The Judges will be Sven Ghoulie, Grandpa Munster and Kodos (with Kang appearing via faulty satellite hook-up).

Anyhoo, they will be judged on puns, warming up and/or scaring the audience, atmosphere, panache (just imagine there's a accent over that last e) and overall hosting abilities.

The must each take turns hosting a film festival for horror flicks of ranging qualities and they are allowed to bring props, no assistance from friends (sorry Dr. Tongue).
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on October 05, 2007, 11:30:04 AM
The Crypt Keeper gets my vote.  Also I prefer Kang over Kodos.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on October 14, 2007, 06:28:25 PM
Okay, new fight, new contestants:

Crow, Tom, or Gypsy?

My vote is for Tom. He can teleport, he always seems to have duplicates handy, and he seems to be a bit smarter than Crow, and more manuverable than Gypsy.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Dim of the Yard on October 14, 2007, 06:39:25 PM
Well, that one depends.  If you leave the ship functioning, I would surmise that Servo would kick their butts.  None of them have working appendages, but he's got the smarts to take 'em down, and he's made of tougher stuff.  You don't see Servo's eyes falling out of his head every other shot!

But if you turn down the ships main functions, Gypsy's newfound intellect would make her quite an opponent.  And she has a big enough mouth to eat Servo, so there.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on October 14, 2007, 06:47:38 PM
Well, I seem to rememebr that Crow was supposed to be nearly indestructable by the end of the series. Advantage is still with the slightly less durable Tom, I think, but yeah.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Detective Chimp on October 15, 2007, 08:58:00 AM
Okay, new fight, new contestants:

Crow, Tom, or Gypsy?

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:lOCTLrl_zOJxUM:http://itp.nyu.edu/projects_documents/1176151461_crow-soccer.jpg)(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:DmjsZ553zJGz6M:http://www.nndb.com/people/672/000115327/tom-anderson-myspace-sm.jpg)(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:7U6_xGsm9UjP5M:http://www.jackfellows.com/Figures/images/the-gypsies.jpg)

I'm not sure.. I think maybe the crow because of his razor sharp beak. Plus it looks like he wants it more.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 15, 2007, 09:01:08 AM
Still, seeing how he spends most of the time eating worms and frying at the first sight of danger, he makes for a terrible goal keeper.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on October 15, 2007, 11:40:41 AM
Got to represent for my Romany Ancestry here, Gypsy all the way.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Cibernético II on October 25, 2007, 04:54:02 PM
Now seriously think about this one.
Who would win?

(http://www.mst3kinfo.com/aceg/9/901/sparks.jpg)

The Projected Man

vs.

(http://exclamationmark.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/indestructible-man-01.jpg)

Indestructible Man

Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on October 25, 2007, 08:19:10 PM
Well, the indestructable man is vounterable to electricity, so there's no real contest there. Projected.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on October 30, 2007, 08:08:54 PM
Here's one that was touched on earlier, almost:  Clayton Forrester  Vs. Beakman ...
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on January 11, 2008, 03:30:32 PM
Forrester. He just seems more like the type who'd actually win a fight. Plus TV's Frank could beat up that rat guy.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on January 11, 2008, 07:08:15 PM
Late reply to Crow/Tom/Gypsy.  I'll actually go with Gypsy in a physical sense, because it seemed like she was built like a tank.  In a game of wits though, I'll go with Tom.

You don't see Servo's eyes falling out of his head every other shot!

Watch the Poopie reel sometime, Servo falls over, collapses, and loses his head quite a bit.   ;D
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Darth Geek on January 12, 2008, 11:42:20 AM
Okay, how about this:

Mike vs. Joel

This hasn't got anything to do with preference as host, just in a knock down, bare knuckle brawl. I'd bet on Mike.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Darth Geek on January 12, 2008, 11:43:39 AM
Although if this were a fight in a comic book, they would fight for a little while, and then make up, and together go beat up Jim Mallon.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on January 12, 2008, 12:03:35 PM
Although if this were a fight in a comic book, they would fight for a little while, and then make up, and together go beat up Jim Mallon.

Here, Here!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on January 12, 2008, 12:17:26 PM
That's a tough one, neither of them seem the fighting type, though I've heard more anger in the voice of Mike over the years than Joel.  They're both laid back to a point, but I think Joel is just too laid back to win this battle.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: AmazingThor on January 14, 2008, 07:03:43 AM
The sleepy eyes give it away. Joel just isn't clear headed enough to win. Plus Mike has a pretty big head that looks like it could stand up to a beating.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on January 14, 2008, 07:05:43 AM
Ah but how strong is his neck? It's the thickness of the neck that helps you survive a beating.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on January 14, 2008, 08:37:09 AM
and would the bots join in?


I have one? Who would win in a psuedo bad-ass off: "Evil" Superman from Superman III, or "Evil" Peter Parker from Spiderman 3?
Remember this is a psuedo bad ass off, so basically, which one was sillier. I say Parker with his Emo haircut and dance moves.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on January 14, 2008, 11:20:05 AM
Both have a pretty loose grasp on psychology and whatnot, but I have to go for Superman here.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on January 14, 2008, 11:33:27 AM
but why? what made him the sillier "evil" twin?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on January 14, 2008, 03:04:55 PM
I have to agree with you on this one Judey.  I dont think you would catch Christopher Reeve's Superman dancing, evil or not.   Now maybe Jesus as Superman from Godspell.  I could see that.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: AmazingThor on January 15, 2008, 08:06:17 AM
But could either be considered "evil"? I say evil Spock with his obviously evil goatee would swoop in and clean them both out. You can't be an evil twin without facial hair.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on January 15, 2008, 11:10:30 AM
Emo hair is the new evil goatee  ;D
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on January 15, 2008, 06:26:47 PM
But could either be considered "evil"? I say evil Spock with his obviously evil goatee would swoop in and clean them both out. You can't be an evil twin without facial hair.

He would vaporize them with his deadly Logic Rays that shoot from his eyes.  Just because you didnt see it in the episode doesn't mean he cant do it!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on January 15, 2008, 06:31:19 PM
Naturally, being evil, he would have subjected himself to all kinds of twisted experiments that would grant him superpowers.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 15, 2008, 08:46:08 PM
supes already has every super power
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on January 16, 2008, 08:29:28 AM
supes already has every super power

i think they were talking about evil spock
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 16, 2008, 03:54:06 PM
yes my point was that if spock got A single super power he would still be outgunned. 
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on January 16, 2008, 07:54:46 PM
Okay, this could be a fun one for males with good imaginations:

Who would win in a fight between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel? Besides anyone watching?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on January 16, 2008, 08:01:23 PM
mud wrestling?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on January 16, 2008, 08:14:39 PM
biel. I like alba more, but jessica had a lot more training for blade trinity
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on January 16, 2008, 08:41:04 PM
I tend to think Alba might work out more, but in a fight, I'm not sure. I'll go with Alba.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: AmazingThor on January 17, 2008, 08:07:42 AM
Either way my heart explodes from pure joy.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Darth Geek on January 17, 2008, 09:42:52 AM
Best stick fight ever.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on January 17, 2008, 04:16:03 PM
Biel's got better glute development and appears to have a greater degree of leg strength, suggesting a better all round strength.

I'd lay a few notes down on Biel in at most three rounds.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 05:53:58 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2024/2205590539_74d65ece71_o.png).
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on January 20, 2008, 11:03:26 AM
why is beil's body all covered up? i thought the point of this hypothetical fight was to see skinny halk naked girls fight (which might, juuuuuust might turn into some hot lesbian love)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 11:38:00 AM
I don't know enough names from Mortal Kombat to get the right pic. I just know that any confrentation is funnier with "FIGHT" written above the combatants heads in red letters.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on January 20, 2008, 12:52:06 PM
why is beil's body all covered up? i thought the point of this hypothetical fight was to see skinny halk naked girls fight (which might, juuuuuust might turn into some hot lesbian love)

That just means Beil has more clothes to get ripped off.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on January 20, 2008, 03:09:53 PM
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on January 20, 2008, 03:20:33 PM
I'm helpful  ;D
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: AmazingThor on January 23, 2008, 12:31:28 PM
The Jackson Five reunite for one last show. A fight breaks out on stage. Who wins?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on January 23, 2008, 12:35:01 PM
Tito, hands down
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on January 23, 2008, 12:45:42 PM
Michael.  You cant kill him because he actually died 20 years ago but came back as some kind of zombie
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on January 23, 2008, 12:52:21 PM
I think he's more a wraith than a zombie

(http://www.herr-der-ringe-film.de/v2/media/galerie/sonstiges/NazgulSW.jpg)
Michael

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/09/jackson_lead_narrowweb__300x422,0.jpg)
Wraith

And like a wraith, he can be defeated by a woman. So Tito just needs to bring a post pubescent woman on stage and Michael will crumble.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on January 25, 2008, 11:15:52 PM
Tito, Mikey and the rest are wimps.

Doctor Who and Romana VS Bill and Ted.

In my opinion, Bill and Ted are complete morons who need favors from basically every mythical creature ever. The Doctor and Romana don't need as much help. K9 alone could probably outsmart Bill and Ted.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on January 26, 2008, 06:09:20 AM
I rather fear is a pairing like the Star Destroyer vs. The Enterprise: Is there truly anyone who would say Bill and Ted, they're human vs. two time lords.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on January 26, 2008, 06:39:44 AM
I would tend to disagree, since the topic of the Enterprise vs Star Destroyer has been a heated argument for a while
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on January 26, 2008, 06:45:25 AM
But not on this thread it wasn't. It went straight Enterprise (more maneuverable and lighter armed means victory against something technically more powerful)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on January 26, 2008, 12:28:21 PM
who says the Star Destroyer is more powerfull than the Enterprise?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on January 26, 2008, 04:15:33 PM
Hey, I'm just talking about the discussion here on this thread.

The one you started back near the beginning of the thread.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on January 26, 2008, 04:55:24 PM
Yeah, I was just joking.  I really wasn't going to Hulk out over an argument as trivial as that.  Now maybe Transformers vs Go Bots, or Transformers vs Julia Roberts, thats an entirely different situation there.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on January 26, 2008, 05:06:15 PM
Something tells me the passion from you would be highest if it were the latter pairing :D
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on January 26, 2008, 05:10:22 PM
That true, no one likes Go Bots any.  Surprisingly though a fair ammount of people like Julia Roberts though. :P
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: AmazingThor on January 28, 2008, 12:58:54 PM
Tito, Mikey and the rest are wimps.

Doctor Who and Romana VS Bill and Ted.

In my opinion, Bill and Ted are complete morons who need favors from basically every mythical creature ever. The Doctor and Romana don't need as much help. K9 alone could probably outsmart Bill and Ted.

Trick Question. Mr. Peabody and Sherman win with a suprise attack!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on January 29, 2008, 01:24:42 PM

Yeah, I was just joking.  I really wasn't going to Hulk out over an argument as trivial as that.  Now maybe Transformers vs Go Bots, or Transformers vs Julia Roberts, thats an entirely different situation there.

Julia would kick ass because the go-bots would help her
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: AmazingThor on January 29, 2008, 01:49:15 PM
vs Go Bots,

I choose Go-bots seeing as how the Go-Bots are just the "Poor man's Transformers." That means they have special "ghetto powers."
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on January 29, 2008, 02:03:05 PM
vs Go Bots,

I choose Go-bots seeing as how the Go-Bots are just the "Poor man's Transformers." That means they have special "ghetto powers."


Well the transformers have special Michael Bay powers
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on January 29, 2008, 06:31:07 PM
you guys lie!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 03, 2008, 11:57:55 AM
Jeanie or Bewitched?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 03, 2008, 12:29:32 PM
What is the nature of the contest for Jeanie and Samantha?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 03, 2008, 01:08:08 PM
What is the nature of the contest for Jeanie and Samantha?

Death match!  ;D
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 03, 2008, 03:04:30 PM
No but how, magic or wrestling in a jello pool in the middle of Jeanie's bottle room.

Mmmm jello :D
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 03, 2008, 03:43:33 PM
But... does death mean anything for them?  After all, they can alter reality with a mere body part twitch.  My guess is that Samatha could (and would) trick Jeannie and just keep shaking until the screaming stops.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 03, 2008, 04:47:47 PM
Ok so the winner gets to "show me a little magic" first.

I'm rooting for Jeanie.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on February 15, 2008, 06:06:51 AM
Alright. Bigfoot versus the Chupacabra.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 15, 2008, 06:12:03 AM
I heard a parody of Devil Went Down to Georgia which described a battle between the two superstar cryptids.

Based on the likely origins of the two if they exist at all:
(http://www.mhhe.com/socscience/anthropology/image-bank/kottak/chap06/kot37055_0607ta.jpg)(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/25/svFAUNA_narrowweb__300x378,0.jpg)
Bigfoot/Sasquatch
(Gigantopithecus)
El Chupacabras
(Thylacoleo carnifex)
I vote Sasquatch. Hominids are generally able to outmaneuver marsupials. They can certainly outthink them.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on February 15, 2008, 06:24:04 AM
I think nessie would come and kick there ass.
GO NESSIE!



Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on February 15, 2008, 06:36:10 PM
OLWMAN FTW!!!!

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/chris.mullins/Mothman%20(red%20eyes).jpg)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2008, 07:26:50 PM
I think nessie would come and kick there ass.
GO NESSIE!

Heh that reminds me of the celebrity deathmatch episode. Nessie cut him in half in about 5 seconds. ;D

Edit: Nessie I mean. Chupacabras are stupid.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on February 17, 2008, 05:26:03 PM
Daleks VS Cylons. Both are the older, lower budget ones.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 05:27:38 PM
pre Remembrance of the Daleks or after?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on February 17, 2008, 05:31:04 PM
Still haven't seen Daleks of any kind, but it's hard for me to throw my support behind those old slow clunky Cylons.  Maybe the "Classic" design Cylons they showed in Battlestar Gallactica Razor, where the acting-animation let them keep a touch of badassness, but when it come to the suits...nah.  Maybe I should abstain from this one until I can see Daleks in action at least.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on February 17, 2008, 05:36:34 PM
[yt=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXrUyOurnOI[/yt]

The Daleks kill Davros, their maker.

I actually know very little about Cylons, but I know one thing: they have legs.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 05:40:45 PM
[yt=425,350]TXrUyOurnOI[/yt]
The Daleks kill Davros, their maker.

Just the alphanumeric string after the = sign  :)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oh and this is why I asked aboutRemembrance of the Daleks

[yt=425,350]7BuWFXYcDk4[/yt]
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on February 17, 2008, 05:46:30 PM
[yt=425,350]TXrUyOurnOI[/yt]
The Daleks kill Davros, their maker.

Just the alphanumeric string after the = sign  :)

Well, the video seems to have worked in your post. Meh. Also, yes, I'd consider giving them floating ability so that the Cylons don't beat them by just walking up stairs.

Also, as an added bonus: New series Daleks VS New series Cylons.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on February 17, 2008, 05:47:32 PM
Wow.  uh...Yeah I gotta give it to the machines that can walk.  I mean the hovering thing can get you around, hell Tom Servo was manueverable as hell with that hoverskirt, but the Daleks didn't look like they had the hang of it like he did.

Also, Cylons keep calmer under pressure, the Dalek in Tripe's video sounded like he was about to have an aneurysm.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 05:48:08 PM
Well, the video seems to have worked in your post.

Yes look at the code in my post, I'm just using the alphanumeric string. :)

Daleks hands down against any Cylon new or old.

Ronin, think of Daleks like berserkers only instead of being brawny swedes they're little evil slug/brain creatures encased in a personal tank, but still berserkers.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on February 17, 2008, 05:48:28 PM
Need to see what new series Daleks look like too.

Also clarification.  Do new series Cylons include the human models or just the Centurions?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on February 17, 2008, 05:50:54 PM
Need to see what new series Daleks look like too.

Also clarification.  Do new series Cylons include the human models or just the Centurions?

New series:
(http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Doctor%20Who%20Pictures/DW%20Pictures/NewDalek1.jpg) A bit less primary colored, but pretty much the same in looks.

Also, I'd mostly consider the non-human ones.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 05:52:31 PM
Yes the thought occurs, do you mean these new Daleks:
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s1_12-13gallery/800/a02.jpg)
Or these ones:
(http://difference.weblog.glam.ac.uk/images/Human_dalek.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 05:53:38 PM
Ah ok, still Daleks
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on February 17, 2008, 05:54:13 PM
Those ones I wouldn't count, really, but other types of Daleks/Cylons could get involved.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: anais.jude on February 17, 2008, 07:04:28 PM
The daleks would win because they exterrrrrrrrrrrminate, exterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrminate!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: AmazingThor on February 18, 2008, 03:06:33 PM
Storm Troopers vs Star Trek Red Shirts. In other words, guys who never kill anyone vs. guys who never survive a mission. Quite a paradox.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on February 18, 2008, 03:19:02 PM
Thats an interesting conundrom you have there Thor
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on February 18, 2008, 03:34:17 PM
Hmm...Well when off camera Storm Troopers eventually kill something, like Jawas.  The problem comes that Storm Troopers often die themselves.  I'd imagine the Storm Troomers would eventually be killed off in their own attempts to attack, leaving the Red Shirts to trip and fall into a pit of lava or be eaten by some unrelated alien force.

The winner:  Hungry carnivorous aliens.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on February 18, 2008, 04:31:20 PM
The winner is Finnegan from Starfleet Academy, who materializes and beats both parties into tar.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on February 18, 2008, 07:42:54 PM
Koopa Troopas win. Or, a bit more seriously, Storm Troopers could win it if it took place off screen.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Darth Geek on February 21, 2008, 07:54:57 PM
THis was done years ago on WWWF GrudgeMatch:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/ensign-stormtrooper.shtml

My favorite is one of the descriptions has one Storm Trooper stubbing his toe, and dies. One Red Shirt wanders into a Sarlac pit. THose are the only casualties.

Also, they did one with Mike and the 'bots vs. Siskel & Ebert vs. Beevis and Butthead:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/critics.shtml

At the bottom is a link to a brilliant response in the MST3K style too long for the regular page.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on February 28, 2008, 07:51:57 AM
Mario VS Darth Vader. I don't know why I chose that one.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 28, 2008, 07:54:38 AM
Er Darth because even whiny little bitches in ICU mobile suits can defeat individuals whose only power appears to be mugging for the camera.

Now Torgo vs. Jar-Jar now theres a battle :)

Oh and Torgo so needs to be added to the spell check
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on February 28, 2008, 07:58:28 AM
Which Mario did you think I meant? I don't remember Super Mario mugging for cameras...well, actually I do, but I remember him doing other things more.

Mario is actually somewhat skilled with lightsabers himself, if you've played Super Smash Brothers...

As for Torgo VS Jar Jar, NO.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on February 28, 2008, 08:00:17 AM
Oops, for some reason everytime I read that I read it as "Manos" :-[

Odd  :D
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on February 28, 2008, 08:03:03 AM
Hey, paisanos! It's the Super Manos, the Hands of Fate Super Show!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 08:34:58 AM
In a battle between Torgo and Jar-Jar, they would both die of incompetence before either could throw the first punch.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2008, 08:58:48 AM
Okay New fight

Gandalf the Grey                                                                                                                                                                             
(http://www.hobbit.it/gandalf/gandalf.jpg)                       


       vs.         
Dumbledore
                                 
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/10/PEOPLE_dumbledore_ImGay.jpg)

Rules: Pure magical duel I guess.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on March 04, 2008, 09:03:58 AM
Well Tolkien's wizards are essentially angelic beings while Rowlings are more or less simply humans with some sort of magical ability.

I'll put money on Gandalf.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: SaucyRossy on March 04, 2008, 09:05:08 AM
SaucyRossy vs. James of Linhood......

Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: James of LinHood on March 04, 2008, 09:10:57 AM
SaucyRossy vs. James of Linhood......

The mere fact that Saucy would ask such a foolish question only goes to show just how scared he is of fighting me.  There's no real need to humor him.  We all know I'd be the winner of this fight.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2008, 09:15:16 AM
Oh snapp! Forum danceoff time!

(http://www.avidimages.com/preview/2007/03/27/breakdancing_avidimages_1785_prev.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: SaucyRossy on March 04, 2008, 10:26:17 AM
It is time for you to die James.

I propose a RVR style picture fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.sff.net/people/doylemacdonald/s_mklogo.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: James of LinHood on March 04, 2008, 11:05:49 AM
Saucy, you are the Jax to my Johnny Cage....

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c227/styleslut/Mortal-Kombat1Fatality.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: SaucyRossy on March 04, 2008, 11:16:48 AM
WRONG!

I only ever played as Raiden

(http://www.ebombfilms.com/articles/images/mortalkombat_screen.jpg)

kick to the chin bitch! now what
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on March 04, 2008, 11:24:38 AM
Raiden kinda looks like he's "presenting" in that pic
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: James of LinHood on March 04, 2008, 11:32:40 AM
kick to the chin bitch! now what

Now this:

(http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/mk2/mk20009a.png)

Damn 3-headed Raidens.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on March 05, 2008, 04:11:34 PM
I could take ya both
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on March 05, 2008, 06:58:28 PM
100 Daleks VS 100 Ninjas.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: darthtron on March 06, 2008, 10:33:15 AM
100 Daleks VS 100 Ninjas.

um.... who cares...

okay next batttle

Steve jobs vs. Bill gates. If they had to come up with a truly revolutionary product and were not allowed to "steal" from other people or either!!!! 
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 06, 2008, 11:02:46 AM
I've always wondered who would win between the Batmanses
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: YourComputer on March 06, 2008, 07:10:55 PM
Either Adam West or Kevin Conroy(BTAS) Batman. Cartoons can beat real people easily because we bleed more easily. (Yes, Adam West Batman was a cartoon.)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on March 07, 2008, 06:02:05 AM
I've always wondered who would win between the Batmanses


Batmen
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on March 07, 2008, 05:05:29 PM
If we're talking all out Battle Royale, Clooney and Kilmer would eliminate eachother immediately though their incompetence.  West would be thrown out later despite many powerful "POW"s and "KABOSH"s.  Keaton would give a strong showing, but Christan Bale would sneak behind him and take him out, taking advantage of the fact that Pre-Bale movie Batmen were unable to turn their heads.  It would all come down to Bale vs Kevin Conroy, Bale would have an apparent advantage with his many Bond-like devices, but Conroy wins in the end with his superior detective skills, exploiting a small weakness in Bale's defense that he's been observing since the start of the fight.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on May 19, 2008, 07:55:12 AM
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones (http://www.maxim.com/IndyvsHanSolo/articles/25283.aspx)
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: LBeria on May 19, 2008, 03:59:26 PM
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones (http://www.maxim.com/IndyvsHanSolo/articles/25283.aspx)
Oh....I don't know.....it is a really, REALLY close one between those two.....

What about the gals??  Marion vs. Willie vs. Elsa??
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on May 19, 2008, 06:32:54 PM
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones (http://www.maxim.com/IndyvsHanSolo/articles/25283.aspx)

Indiana Jones FTW!!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on May 19, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
Indy, there's never even been a question over if he shot first.  You know it, I know, everyone knows it.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on May 20, 2008, 05:28:35 AM
Well they both shoot first so it'd have to not be a quick draw competition. I suggest a essay contest on the subject of hokey religions and ancient weapons.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on May 20, 2008, 05:33:42 AM
no, Greedo shot at Han first.  George was unable to modify the scene from Raiders with the crazy Arab with the sword to show him shoot at Indy first.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 20, 2008, 05:40:41 AM
I can't help but think of this as basically Harrison Ford vs. Harrison Ford.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on May 20, 2008, 06:08:46 AM
yeah, it is
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on May 20, 2008, 04:21:39 PM
I can't help but think of this as basically Harrison Ford vs. Harrison Ford.

Holy crap, this changes everything!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Darth Geek on May 21, 2008, 09:40:33 AM
Quote
What about the gals??  Marion vs. Willie vs. Elsa??

Good idea.

Marion and Elsa together kill Willie brutally in the first minute.
Then they fight for about half an hour.
Naked.
In Jello.
Victory-Marion
Winner-all of us that got to watch
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Courtney on May 21, 2008, 09:53:47 AM
100 Daleks VS 100 Ninjas.

No one properly responded to this, and the answer is totally Daleks and I think it should be an episode immediately.  More like LOLeks, amiright you guys?  (I'm annoying.)

If we're gonna do Indy vs. Han, how about Marion vs. Leia?
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Hebs on May 21, 2008, 09:56:09 AM
If we're gonna do Indy vs. Han, how about Marion vs. Leia?


Oooh... I'm gonna say Marion - she's a whiskey-drankin' Nazi-shootin' baaaad assss!   

(From the 1st movie, I'm sure her diet has changed by now)

Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Tripe on May 21, 2008, 10:05:48 AM
She still takes on Tartars in shot drinking competitions. She's a MILTGFDW.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on May 22, 2008, 05:17:33 AM
More like LOLeks, amiright you guys?  (I'm annoying.)

Im gonna have to ask you to slap yourself for that one, Courtney
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Courtney on May 22, 2008, 07:22:02 AM
More like LOLeks, amiright you guys?  (I'm annoying.)

Im gonna have to ask you to slap yourself for that one, Courtney

Already taken care of.  But I'll do it again because I deserve it.
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: RoninFox on May 22, 2008, 05:11:31 PM
More like LOLeks, amiright you guys?  (I'm annoying.)

Im gonna have to ask you to slap yourself for that one, Courtney

Already taken care of.  But I'll do it again because I deserve it.

Courtney vs. the hand she slaps herself with, who comes out on top here?!
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Sideswipe on May 22, 2008, 07:24:18 PM
Id put my money on the hand she slaps with
Title: Re: The "Who Would Win" Thread
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 04, 2011, 08:45:16 PM
Tintin Vs. Jimmy Olsen
(http://www.zoomermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/tintin.jpg)
(http://www.studiosanning.shawbiz.ca/legion_of_super-heroes/membership/honorary/jimmy_olsen/jimmy_olsen_mb.jpg)
Which boy reporter wins out?