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Title: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 01:25:21 PM
and.... GO!
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 19, 2007, 01:33:36 PM
watch back man if you leave your house anytime today expect a bullet from my AR15 to be planted into your skull.  i throw pretty hard. 
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 02:29:05 PM
You win!  ;D
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 19, 2007, 02:31:58 PM
yup it was a quick game :) 
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 19, 2007, 03:12:18 PM
Awww.... I wanted to win.

(trudges away with chainsaw)
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 19, 2007, 04:42:19 PM
I wonder if I can get my deposit back on this flame thrower...
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 07:47:33 PM
I wonder if I can get my deposit back on this flame thrower...
You weren't going to flame me were you?  :o
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 08:24:23 PM
Well, I happen to know that Sarcasm doesn't have a AR15. I know this because my death sattilite can see through walls.
In any case, if you don't retract your declaration of Sarc's victory, I'm going to have to obliterate your town in a flash of focused solar light.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 08:25:10 PM
Well, I happen to know that Sarcasm doesn't have a AR15. I know this because my death sattilite can see through walls.
In any case, if you don't retract your declaration of Sarc's victory, I'm going to have to obliterate your town in a flash of focused solar light.
I'll take my chances.  ;D
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 08:28:31 PM
All right. You're gonna risk the death of both yourself and everyone in your town. Very brave.
Brave but stupid! I suggest praying to any dieties you hold dear.
Beep.




....

Beep. beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep

DAMMIT! Cheap death sattilite. Knew I shouldn't have run it with Vista.

Okay, I'll have this fixed in a few days, so JUST WATCH IT!
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 19, 2007, 08:31:30 PM
i didnt kill him with an AR15.  i threw my AR15 bullet at him and killed him.  i may not have been clear enough.  I do have a KA-BAR that could the trick if you would like.  :) 
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 19, 2007, 10:09:12 PM
If I threaten the first person to threaten Principal_Skin-trade does that mean I trumped their threat?
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 19, 2007, 10:51:58 PM
I threaten to kill Principal's mother, thus trumping all of these so-called threats.  Yarp!
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 20, 2007, 06:14:06 AM
Hey!  Since when do you get to change the rules of the game?  How dare you, sir!  From this day forward, you shall not sleep, for if you do, I shall run you through with my broadsword* and feed you to my penguins!

* No, I'm not coming on to you - I'm threatening to kill you with a literal sword.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 20, 2007, 02:34:03 PM
Either way it's still pretty kinky.  Weirdo.  :P
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on August 24, 2007, 04:22:20 PM
Don't worry about Sarc, the Chair Force doesnt teach them how to use rifles anyway.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 24, 2007, 10:14:02 PM
I am of course worried about the Sarcoplasmic reticulum, oh and the sarcomeres are also of concern.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 26, 2007, 11:17:23 AM
so your saying i should have threatened him with a j-dam?
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 26, 2007, 01:28:12 PM
so your saying i should have threatened him with a j-dam?
Just don't threaten me with a Polymorphonuclear device. I hate those things.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 26, 2007, 04:00:49 PM
can i threaten you with my coveted shiven dragon or craw wurm?
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 26, 2007, 04:58:05 PM
Yes, those are fine.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on August 26, 2007, 05:14:31 PM
shiven dragon?  Was it crudely fashoined during your time spent in prison?
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 26, 2007, 07:23:36 PM
sadly bought several packs to get them during my time in high school.  and by sadly i mean wonderfully.  i have no bad memories of that great game. 
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on August 29, 2007, 06:36:15 PM
would that game be Tragic: The Gathering?
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 29, 2007, 08:41:44 PM
heh, fair enough but its still a fun game. 
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on August 30, 2007, 03:43:48 PM
haha, yeah.  My 2 former roomates play that game all the time.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 30, 2007, 03:47:30 PM
Yeah, my Freshman year roommate used to play that game.  I thought nothing bad about him because of it until one day I brought some friends over to the dorm and we found him watching The Lion King alone on his bed naked.  Now I want to believe that he was watching porn, and shut it off before we came in.  I want to believe this very badly.  It still haunts me.  Whenever that Elton John song comes on the radio I cry a little inside.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on August 30, 2007, 03:49:43 PM
Hahaha, damn.  My condolences to you sir.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 30, 2007, 03:54:03 PM
I'm getting better one day at a time, but Magic: The Gathering is an indicator to me now of sickness in a person.  Whether it deserves to be considered a sickness is up to you to decide.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 05:51:37 PM
Man, I'm gonna rip off your arm and beat you with it, and then I'll- oh, wait, I'm too late. Sorry.
Title: Re: First one to make a death threat against me in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 08, 2007, 07:02:59 PM
I'll kill you with the frickin' lasers coming from my eyes.  Don't turn your back on me.