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Title: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:09:39 AM
Someone once said, "There are no stupid questions." This person obviously wasn't around anytime in the last 50 years.
But anyway, this thread is dedicated to stupid questions. You don't have to feel compelled to answer the previous persons, but you can if you'd like to.

My opening example:

If you have a pair of identical twins, and name them Prometheus, (Forethought,) and Epimethius, (Afterthought,) but force Prometheus to always wear pink so you can tell them apart, will they both end up with self esteem issues, or will their respective traumas cancel each other out?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:15:47 AM
Are there such things a Stupid Answers? Like...
I Think Prometheus will end up a 'Transvestamule Homo'! :D :D

Here's mine:
Why is the Sky Blue?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:27:26 AM
The sky is blue because that's the color the Gods fart in. C'mon man, that's not a stupid question- it's a basic one. TRY HARDER!

Also, when is chocolate?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:29:54 AM
Chocolate is when Nature Calls! :D :D :D

OK.. When will the Universe End?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 06:31:58 AM
Just outside Miliways of course!

When is the pom in pom-pom-pom-pom and what time is love?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:34:21 AM
4:00 pm and 2:00 am.

Who would win in a fight: the Jabberwocky or a unicorn rode by a fairy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:35:56 AM
Definitly; The Fairy Corn!

When is the Solstice?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 06:40:38 AM
When Ian Anderson says so.

If you ate an extra large pizza smothered in 5 different cheeses and 3 sorts of laxative, would the competing forces of elimination and constipation allow you to travel in time?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:42:29 AM
Yep.. Back AND Forth to the Toilet

Will it ever be ok to invade Russia's Vodka plants?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:44:20 AM
That's what she said!

Can God lick his own elbow?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:45:33 AM
HELL NO!

Does Howdy Doody have Wooden Nads?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 06:46:39 AM
No "he's" a girl.

Who shaves the barber?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:51:02 AM
I wouldn't know. This is my barber.
(http://www.cpgb.org.uk/worker/613/marx.jpg)

Why am I Junkyard?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:52:06 AM
Your Autobot and Decepticon Scraps!! :D :D :D

Why is there Money?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 06:56:34 AM
Because it's difficult to slipp cowrie shells into a strippers g-string

Que?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 07:16:01 AM
Vas ist?

Do you suppose supermodels smell better than normal women?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 07:17:17 AM
YYEESS!! Like Cotton Candy.. Till they start to Spoil.. :'(

Will there ever be a 51st state?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 08:11:13 AM
Steady on we still ned to come up with the 46 other states after solid, liquid, gas and palsma

What's in a name?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 08:22:16 AM
That 'Space-Time Continuum' thing tells whats in a name

When can we go to the Earth's core?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 08:40:52 AM
When you've finished your peas.

If you mixed all the pages of the Bible, Koran, Bagahvad Gita, and Battlefield Earth together into one book, would it explode, or would you find truth?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 08:47:06 AM
You'd find Today's Reality! :gouge: :gouge:


Is it possible to go to an Evil-Parallel Universe?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 08:54:27 AM
Why this is an evil parallel universe nor are we out of it.

Should Faust have let his lawyer look at the contract before he signed?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 08:56:58 AM
NAA.. That 'fine print' is for the Devil to read when Faust breaks the contract

Is there life after death?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 14, 2007, 10:30:07 AM
No!

What number am I thinking of right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 11:42:50 AM
Blue. You're not the smartest cookie in the jar, frankly.

Why can't I find any government or Newspaper records for Sherlock Holmes? It's like he didn't exist at all?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Pak-Man on August 14, 2007, 11:44:47 AM
Sherlock got too close to the Illuminati and they wiped him from the records.

Why don't they just make things that never break?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Sharktopus on August 14, 2007, 11:50:17 AM
Because the people who make the things that don't break would go broke.

If it hurts so much, why do I keep doing it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 11:54:08 AM
Well, now that you've gone blind, there's no reason not to do it.

Why don't all the poor people just get jobs?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Sharktopus on August 14, 2007, 11:59:25 AM
Because then they wouldn't be poor.

If you prick me, do I not cry like a little girl?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 15, 2007, 06:15:47 AM
Yeah! I Saw It!! :D :D :D

Can I Watch ID4 Again?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 18, 2007, 05:35:05 PM
Not until you finish your vodka.

Why hasn't anyone dyed the sky a different color?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Sharktopus on August 19, 2007, 02:17:27 AM
They've tried, but it washes away when it rains.

Why are there so many songs about raibows, and what's on the other side?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 05:57:50 AM
Singers have Rainbow envy.

Why does everyone think Iceman was gay in Top Gun?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 19, 2007, 05:59:57 AM
Just look at him.. Nuf Said!

Why was toe Top Gun instructor So Hot?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 06:15:41 AM
For the same reason all the females James Bond encounters are hot.

Where do all the left socks go?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 19, 2007, 06:19:46 AM
To Ren & Stimpy's Evil-Parrallel Universe - Oh Wait. That Is where they go.. :-X

Is there a God?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 06:28:36 AM
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/collect_call.jpg)


Who's your favorite Backstreet Boy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 19, 2007, 06:34:50 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/wahlberg.jpg)
"1st Time was an Accident, 2nd Time was A Joke, 3rd Time was a Hotel Room; the Place went Up In Smoke!
I LIKE TO LIGHT STUFF... BABY!"  :clap: :clap: :clap:

Where is All the 80's music at?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on August 19, 2007, 07:27:54 AM
Being endlessly sampled in Hip-Hop records.


Doe the Nestle Quick Rabbit ever taunt the Trix rabbit over the latter's inability to obtain the product he so desires?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on August 21, 2007, 11:28:37 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/SMOKINsex.jpg)
No matter how hard they try..

Can I take a Simple Math Test.. Later?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 03, 2008, 04:19:13 PM
How's this for later

66 + (28 - 42) X 3

1.5

When's the next Citizen Kane movie coming out?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 03, 2008, 04:22:37 PM
It already did; it was renamed Corky Romano.  See what happens when you can't get the original director to commit to a sequel?

Why is stupid?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RoninFox on November 03, 2008, 04:41:53 PM
Because it is as stupid does.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 03, 2008, 04:47:23 PM
One or less.

When did you get that haircut?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 03, 2008, 05:30:28 PM
One or less.

When did you get that haircut?

7:15 AM just this past Saturday.  I was the first customer of the day which is just the way I like it.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Courtney on November 03, 2008, 05:45:10 PM
Because I've never been shat upon and they're just waiting to finally let go on me. 

How are hot dogs so delicious and yet so disgusting all at once?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TeamRAD on November 03, 2008, 11:16:51 PM

Court, you do know they can be delicious w/o any of the disgusting connotations...

(http://www.seeveggiesdifferently.com/images/ServeImage.aspx?BID=15006&MD5=77b5b77d1f77d07cb33ef89c702f8a82&w=250)

:)


Why did Dark Horse have to be silly, and delay Book 19 of Buffy for nearly 2 months?


Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on November 04, 2008, 06:07:49 AM
Because Whedon secretly hates you and I (possibly he doesn't like his fellow Old Wykehamists but I don't know why he hates you).

Why doesn't Michigan allow early voting?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: anais.jude on November 04, 2008, 06:10:24 AM
because unicorns are extint.



why does tripe care about voting so much?  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 04, 2008, 04:48:14 PM
Cuz he loves seeing women on at the polls?

How do you spell "extinct"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: anais.jude on November 04, 2008, 05:16:01 PM
s-h-u-t-u-p-b-t-a


why is BTA so mean to me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 06, 2008, 09:07:04 AM
Because you killed BTA's parents right in front of him when he was eight years old.  Now, as an adult, he has dedicated himself to fighting injustice and evil individuals such as yourself by dressing up in a black suit with a cape and pointy ears and...oh, wait.  That's Batman.

Honestly, I have no idea why BTA hates you.

Where does that missing sock in the laundry go, and how can I get it back?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: LBeria on November 06, 2008, 12:43:07 PM
There's a magical place where disembodied feet need warmth and socks who feel the call of their frigid toes launch themselves into nothingness in order to go there and frolic with other socks and booties to fulfill their true purpose in life.  There they live out the rest of their days not understanding the sense of loss felt not only by their original owner but also by the sock they were originally paired with who mourns their leaving and thinks it's all their fault.

Why did it take me so long to get into this thread?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 06, 2008, 12:47:12 PM
Because your membership card didn't come in the mail until the other day.

Why does my head hurt?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Doc Steve on November 06, 2008, 12:56:56 PM
Because no one makes a vodka cheaper than Popov...

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time she comes near?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 06, 2008, 01:20:37 PM
Because she's covered in bread crumbs and dead fish.

To be, or not to be?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TeamRAD on November 08, 2008, 12:57:58 PM

To be.

With it being Rocky Week on AMC, I had to DVR Rocky IV . After watching it this morning for something like the 32nd time, my stupid question is, why is Vince DiCola's Training Montage so awe-inspiring?

Again, I'm all ready to toss some boulders around and saw big-ass trees to prepare for the big fight!

Rocky > The Cold War


Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: mike5150 on November 09, 2008, 05:50:24 AM
because the eye-talian stallion is perpetually bad ass, and will always inspire me to go back to the gym for AT LEAST 2 days in a row. (but this time I'm going to stick with it, I swear) ::)

When is it okay to push an old lady to the ground?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: OmegaR! on November 09, 2008, 03:56:09 PM
When there is a fire

http://www.youtube.com/v/VCru-0-mIC4&hl=en&fs=1

Why so serious?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 09, 2008, 07:25:10 PM
I'm actually feeling quite frivolous right now, thank you very much.  I suffered a childhood accident that makes it very difficult for me to smile - almost impossible, in fact, so I...no...no, wait!  What are you doing with that bowie knife!?  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Carrot Top?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on November 10, 2008, 06:36:26 AM
Because you touch yourself at night

How do I get through one night without you?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: LBeria on November 10, 2008, 08:18:09 AM
They're called hallucinogenic drugs...makes the time go by.  Oh, and I recommend you start drinking heavily, now.

Why is it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: anais.jude on November 10, 2008, 08:31:45 AM
because it's fly soup, sir, that's why


What is it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 10, 2008, 12:47:57 PM
A free-floating, full-torso, vaporous apparition!

When will Jesus bring the pork chops?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: OmegaR! on November 10, 2008, 03:34:57 PM
As soon as he and God finish playing DDR with the Simpsons

Why am I so outraged when I see vegetarian pepperoni?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RoninFox on November 11, 2008, 12:33:10 AM
Because its conceptually like a celebate dildo.

where is you?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: anais.jude on November 11, 2008, 05:46:43 PM
Purgatory. It's not bad, not great, but not bad.



Will I ever find true love?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 11, 2008, 05:51:39 PM
Depends on if you ever take that left turn at Albuquerque.

How do people know when to stop when they spell banananananana?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: anais.jude on November 11, 2008, 05:53:47 PM
Because Gwen Stefani's hooked on phonics worked for me




What's the deal with the 70s?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on November 11, 2008, 05:56:19 PM
To get to the other side.

Why does my dog always need to go outside just as I'm about to start eating dinner?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 11, 2008, 05:57:41 PM
Because little dogs are inherently sadistic.

Why does MY dog freak out when I blow through a paper towel tube?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 17, 2008, 11:34:28 AM
Well, if you'd stop placing it up it's ass before you start doing it.

Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 17, 2008, 12:16:51 PM
Because particles in the atmosphere reflect that spectrum of light and absorb the others.

If a tree falls in the forest and someone is there to hear it but that someone is unable to communicate with others due to a physiological disorder that prevents communication does that person still hear the tree fall even though he can't tell anyone if he heard the sound or not?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Chaos on November 17, 2008, 12:35:38 PM
Yes.

What color is an orange?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: LBeria on November 17, 2008, 12:40:51 PM
Depends on whether or not you've paid the toll.

Is it really the happiest time of the year?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 17, 2008, 12:43:29 PM
No!(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2636/clown1.jpg)

Can dogs look up?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: LBeria on November 17, 2008, 12:46:04 PM
I'm sure they have aspirations of their own....

Why ask why?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 17, 2008, 12:49:29 PM
(http://www.um.es/gtiweb/rosana/webquest/curso07-08/serivicios-biblioteca2/duffman.jpg)

Try Duff Dry.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on November 17, 2008, 01:08:02 PM
Are bears catholic?

Which came firs,t the chicken or the McNugget?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 18, 2008, 06:04:42 PM
The Egg McMuffin

What did I just say?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Tripe on November 18, 2008, 06:59:12 PM
This I believe

http://www.youtube.com/v/cpu6kjrsvk0&hl=en&fs=1


What's my name?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Chaos on November 18, 2008, 07:21:16 PM
I don't know, but my guess is that you want a bitch to say it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: darkchashy on November 18, 2008, 07:40:28 PM
Is chuck really a verb?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 21, 2008, 09:49:44 AM
Yes.  It's a synonym of "charles."

Where did I put my pair of gloves?  I swear they were right here the last time I saw them.
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: LBeria on November 21, 2008, 12:57:24 PM
There's one on your nose and one...um....that's just not right....

And when did these symptoms start?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: RVR II on November 23, 2008, 05:38:38 AM
When I drank  gallon of Volt Cola in 10 minutes time.. :speechless:

What happened to the Noid
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: darkchashy on November 25, 2008, 12:49:21 PM
I haven't been a Noid since sitting through the last hour of 'the happening'

Where did the bees go?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: OmegaR! on November 28, 2008, 03:01:33 AM
dunno, but the dolphins left a message saying "So long and thanks for all the fish" maybe the bees went with them

Why am I obeying the Siren's call of Black Friday?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Action Batch on November 28, 2008, 10:55:11 AM
She's hard to resist. Like drinking drain-o. Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Where was the last place you had it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 28, 2008, 03:57:31 PM
I've still got it, baby!

Do you know "You want me, baby"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 01, 2008, 06:57:30 PM
Well, yeah, now.

Who wrote the book of love?