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Title: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 15, 2007, 12:34:42 AM
You know, I thought it was actually pretty damn funny when Data pushed Crusher off the boat into the water. You can't tell me Marina Sirtis and Levar Burton weren't the least bit tempted to laugh there. If it were me though, I would have pushed Will Riker into the water, then Data, the Laforge, then Troi, then Worf(again).
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 04:49:15 AM
Riker is my first choice. Like, of anyone. Ever.

Then, Bush.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2007, 06:08:00 AM
Deanna Troy.. without the uniform!! ::
OOHH YYEEAAHH!!
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 06:33:31 AM
I was going to say something about not wanting to piss off a pychic, but then I remembered she's close to useless in that regard.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2007, 06:37:03 AM
I was going to say something about not wanting to piss off a pychic, but then I remembered she's close to useless in that regard.
Yeah, but seeing her in a wet T-shirt image, she may have sensed Great Joy from us!
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Tripe on July 15, 2007, 08:16:33 AM
I was going to say something about not wanting to piss off a pychic, but then I remembered she's close to useless in that regard.
Yeah, but seeing her in a wet T-shirt image, she may have sensed Great Joy from us!

I doubt it, she seems generally only capable of sensing PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and sometimes stress.

Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 15, 2007, 11:02:25 AM
John Logan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0517589/)....preferrably with his head already encased in cement.

I can't believe they're actually still letting him work in movies!
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Minnesota on July 15, 2007, 11:51:14 AM
Woopie
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Sideswipe on July 15, 2007, 12:15:42 PM
Berman and Bragga
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2007, 12:16:18 PM
Berman and Bragga

I would hold them UNDER water too.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Rude on July 15, 2007, 12:32:41 PM
...

(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5403/trekea5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

I'd push Mirror Universe T'Pol and that second Dax chick from DS9...
Wait a minute, i'm not thinking of ice cold water. I'd push them into a kiddie pool of baby oil.

Not sure who i'd push into ice water.

-Rude
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Ortega on July 15, 2007, 02:05:47 PM
...

(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5403/trekea5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

I'd push Mirror Universe T'Pol and that second Dax chick from DS9...
Wait a minute, i'm not thinking of ice cold water. I'd push them into a kiddie pool of baby oil.

Not sure who i'd push into ice water.

-Rude


 :clap: :clap: >:D
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 02:19:27 PM
This thread seems to be appealing to people's agression and sexuality. A predictable combination.

I dub this thread, "The Testosterone Discourse."
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2007, 02:21:01 PM
Is it like that 'Energy Ribbon' thing that can take you to the Nexis??
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 02:21:50 PM
No, it's more like a watching football at a bar.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Sideswipe on July 15, 2007, 03:35:54 PM
I dont need a thread to for aggression.  I hand it out like Christmas presents.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 04:36:11 PM
Still, nice to have, right?
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 15, 2007, 07:13:42 PM
Not aggression.

Just seeking justice against the people who killed the Star Trek franchise....even if it's only in fantasy
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 15, 2007, 07:20:17 PM
That being said, I would like to push Hilary Duff into ice cold water and hold her head under until she suffers irreparable brain damage so she knows what it feels like to listen to her  music.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2007, 05:13:32 AM
That being said, I would like to push Hilary Duff into ice cold water and hold her head under until she suffers irreparable brain damage so she knows what it feels like to listen to her  music.

Looking at that weird smile she has on her face most of the time I'd say the damage has already been done.

Now if we're talking sad fantasy reasons for dunking in the cold, Michelle Trachtenberg might require a brief dip in the briny.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: gammer on July 20, 2007, 06:41:52 AM
I'd push one of those "do-dads" in the water....uhm, just 'cause watching their movie made me quiver in the fetal position for days...
 ;)

(http://www.scifimoviepage.com/dvd/hobgoblins.jpg)
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Cosmic Muse on July 31, 2007, 07:05:46 AM
This thread seems to be appealing to people's agression and sexuality. A predictable combination.

I dub this thread, "The Testosterone Discourse."

It's just too bad I lack any form of testosterone in my female body.  :'( We females always get shafted in this respect.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 31, 2007, 07:15:04 AM
This thread seems to be appealing to people's agression and sexuality. A predictable combination.

I dub this thread, "The Testosterone Discourse."

It's just too bad I lack any form of testosterone in my female body.  :'( We females always get shafted in this respect.

All testosterone will do for you is cost you a fortune in waxing and/or electrolysis.  Count your blessings.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 07:32:15 AM
Yeah, the waxing bills are really starting to pile up.


(That joke works better if you can actually see that I'm a hairy male.)
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Hebs on July 31, 2007, 08:08:29 AM
I dont need a thread to for aggression.  I hand it out like Christmas presents.

Ooh can I steal that to use in normal conversation?

Here, we can trade witty quips:

"It's gettin' wilder than Gene in here."

or if you like "Puttin' two hands together like 12 o'clock."
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Rude on July 31, 2007, 08:23:41 AM
Quote from: Lady_Decepticon
It's just too bad I lack any form of testosterone in my female body.

Actually, you do have testosterone in your female body. All women do.
So feel free to indulge yourself in this thread!

-Rude
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 31, 2007, 09:38:37 AM
Actually, you do have testosterone in your female body. All women do.

And sometimes you have medical reasons - or medication - that causes you to develop more...   :(

Be careful what you wish for.

Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Sideswipe on August 02, 2007, 04:22:35 PM
Yeah, you dont want one of those femstaches.  Nasty
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: ig400 on October 22, 2007, 12:19:45 PM
Deanna Troy.. without the uniform!! ::
OOHH YYEEAAHH!!

Deanna Troy now or Deanna Troy late 80s, early to mid 90's?
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: RVR II on October 22, 2007, 12:21:29 PM
Deanna Troy.. without the uniform!! ::
OOHH YYEEAAHH!!

Deanna Troy now or Deanna Troy late 80s, early to mid 90's?
HMM...
Guess.. Back Then..
I Haven't seen her lately.. :speechless:
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 22, 2007, 12:25:39 PM
You know, I thought it was actually pretty damn funny when Data pushed Crusher off the boat into the water. You can't tell me Marina Sirtis and Levar Burton weren't the least bit tempted to laugh there. If it were me though, I would have pushed Will Riker into the water, then Data, the Laforge, then Troi, then Worf(again).

I'd push anyone who thinks it's cool to dress up as a Klingon and speak Klingon and get married in Klingon outfits and anything and everything Klingon.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 22, 2007, 06:10:34 PM
So I guess its a safe assumption you will never participate in one of those Klingon language camps.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Tripe on October 22, 2007, 06:27:01 PM
Or attend opening night of a Klingon Opera.
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 22, 2007, 10:30:24 PM
I think...

yes...

I'm going to say it...

Here I go!!!


....


I would rather...

watch.....


....

....

....



Glitter!!!



 :speechless:

Did I really just say that?? ?? ??


mommy....
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: PlayMSTie on October 23, 2007, 04:06:35 AM
I can't believe no one has suggested pushing Shatner yet!
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on October 27, 2007, 08:31:43 PM
I can't believe no one has suggested pushing Shatner yet!

With all that body fat?  He'd float like Ivory soap!
Title: Re: Who would you push into ice-cold water?
Post by: RoninFox on October 27, 2007, 10:52:27 PM
I can't believe no one has suggested pushing Shatner yet!

With all that body fat?  He'd float like Ivory soap!

But his hair wouldn't be a problem.  See, he can even swim in it.