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Title: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 09:00:51 PM
While looking at a comic called "Buttersafe," I came across this comic:
(http://buttersafe.com/comics/2007-06-14-Explode.jpg)

So, in the interest of maintaining cosmic integrity, what are some other things that can cause the universe to explode?

Using a pen that costs over $200 dollars to write on a valentine with Garfield or Superman's picture on it.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 09:38:44 PM
HMM.. A Ginormous Cauldrin of Methane Gas?!
Yeah, that could leave a 'Skid Mark' on the Universe!!
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/burst.gif)
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Rude on July 09, 2007, 10:04:19 PM
...

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2985/millivanilli143581gv7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Thank God we corrected this one in time!
The universe had already begun to fold in on itself the moment these two were handed a Grammy.

-Rude
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 10, 2007, 04:14:33 AM
Inventing a working repellent for a fictional animal.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: daltysmilth on July 10, 2007, 08:45:28 AM
Going to see Les Miserables and not crying at the end.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Rude on July 10, 2007, 09:25:29 AM
Quote from: daltysmilth
Going to see Les Miserables and not crying at the end.

Cry at the end? I thought that it was a comedy...

-Rude
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Tripe on July 10, 2007, 09:29:19 AM
Cry at the end? I thought that it was a comedy...

Hmm I felt that way about The Passion of the Christ.

On topic:

Seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time and responding with "Meh!".
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 10, 2007, 01:27:59 PM
Dipping a teabag into hot chocolate.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: daltysmilth on July 10, 2007, 09:24:30 PM
Watching an episode of MST3K and refusing to be affected by a sense of childlike wonder.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 10, 2007, 09:27:46 PM
Watching a Rifftrax version of MST3K: The Movie.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: AmazingThor on July 11, 2007, 06:15:52 AM
Using a microwave to prepare Pop tarts.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 11, 2007, 06:19:18 AM
OR, using a microwave to hard-boil an Egg :gouge:
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: daltysmilth on July 11, 2007, 10:45:36 AM
Or FREEZING a pop tart.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 12, 2007, 08:37:18 AM
Or FREEZING a pop tart.

I've done that.

Putting a popsicle in the toaster.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Tripe on July 12, 2007, 08:42:02 AM
Putting a watermelon in a dehydration machine
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 12, 2007, 08:48:56 AM
Eating Prunes for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner 7 days a Week, for a Month!
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 12, 2007, 08:52:31 AM
Plugging an extension cord into itself.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Tripe on July 12, 2007, 09:00:42 AM
Plugging an extension cord into itself.

Ooh that hurts like a son of a bitch I've done that (not on perpose).

Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 12, 2007, 09:06:12 AM
Eating Rocky Road Ice Cream with a Steak Knife
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: AmazingThor on July 12, 2007, 11:10:12 AM
Vanna White getting a real job.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: daltysmilth on July 12, 2007, 02:48:42 PM
Changing the radio station when an Elton John song comes on.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Sideswipe on July 13, 2007, 06:52:22 PM
Pissing off the Almighty Sideswipe.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 13, 2007, 07:03:57 PM
Sending a Tri-Lithium Weapon into the Sun
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: mrbasehart on July 13, 2007, 07:14:41 PM
Frankly, I'm amazed I didn't end the Universe when I posted this image on this forum:

(http://agodamongmen.com/images/hasselhoff.jpg)

Drink it in fellas!
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Sideswipe on July 13, 2007, 07:18:09 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH! MY EYES!!  I dont want to know how or why you found that picture, but you need to post a warning.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 13, 2007, 07:21:22 PM
F*CK! THAT JUST ENDED MY UNIVERSE!!
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Rude on July 13, 2007, 07:22:06 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart
Drink it in fellas!

Drink it in?...

(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3245/vomit67uu0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

It won't stay down!

-Rude
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 05:03:33 AM
Preforming a Rock Opera based on the Legion of Super Heroes.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 14, 2007, 05:05:10 AM
A vegan being chased down, killed and leisurely devoured by a herd of cattle, which would in turn be eaten by a group of vegans.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 05:12:57 AM
Re-working a Beach Boys song into a State of the Union Adress.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: daltysmilth on July 14, 2007, 08:26:10 AM
Building a hidden fortress out of live babies.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 12:30:46 PM
Rush Limbaugh doing a pole dance where the audience asks for an encore.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: AmazingThor on July 15, 2007, 12:27:34 PM
Joel and Mike riffing together...on Red Dawn!
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 02:12:09 PM
Jessica Alba bending over in a mini skirt and no heterosexual males in eyeshot turn to look.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 05:49:45 PM
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan; as Hefers!
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 06:57:30 PM
Praying to gods from 3 different theologies all at once.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 06:58:44 PM
acupuncture in your eyes
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
A cowboy going to work dressed as a gimp.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:15:11 PM
getting a raise after killing the boss
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:17:22 PM
Discovering the Universe's dark secret.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:18:12 PM
the universe began with a sparkler
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:58:15 PM
Smoking a joint wrapped with psychadelic mushroom skin and soaked in LSD during your State of the Union adress.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:59:43 PM
eating ice cream in large amounts can dehydrate you
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:00:14 PM
Wrong thread.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 08:01:41 PM
if in doubt ask moses
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:30:50 PM
Sewing a Creationist and a non-idiot together and having them win a sack race.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:50:04 AM
Telling the world your a freak of nature
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:32:35 AM
... during your wedding vows.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 07:36:00 AM
seeing a 1000 pound person naked
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:36:50 AM
Inventing a new color.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 07:38:10 AM
Inventing a new color.

Except for mauve (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauve) obviously
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 07:38:54 AM
Hot pink on 'the Hoff'
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Sideswipe on July 21, 2007, 11:27:18 AM
An unstoppable force meeting an imovable object
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 01:47:35 PM
A comic book charicter travelling from the fictional world to meet it's maker.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Sideswipe on July 21, 2007, 02:15:41 PM
Transformers wearing underwear.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:18:35 PM
Dino bots trapped in the La Brahe tar pits
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 06:58:18 PM
Hopping on a treadmill.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 07:10:19 PM
Milli vanilli & Vanilla Ice teaming up
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:12:29 PM
Making a remix of a song in the top ten and making it better than the original.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 07:15:01 PM
the beach boys doing heavy metal
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:24:22 PM
Marylin Manson agreeing to do one of those "Running through a fireld in slow motion towards your love" scenes for a music video.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:25:12 PM
RUNNING INTO A WALL OF SPIKES ON PURPOSE!!!
AARGH!!!
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 21, 2007, 08:26:36 PM
WARNING!!!!   Disturbing images....

B

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W





(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/thhasselhoff.gif) (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/ththHoff.gif)

What could end the universe....?

Olivia Newton-John wins an Oscar for Best Actress (we were in danger when Hallie Berry got it).

Rob Zombie records an Air Supply tribute album.

Dubya says something intelligent that was an original thought on his part.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:27:13 PM
Not liking Firefly.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:29:21 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/WTF2.jpg)!
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:34:33 PM
Staring at this
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/thhasselhoff.gif) (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/ththHoff.gif)

for more than 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:35:59 PM
staring at that for 2 minutes... at the most
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:38:51 PM
Well your mind tries to grasp it, and....
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:39:52 PM
Death to the Hoff, and fish boy there
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:41:57 PM
Anyway, also remember not to jump in place while microwaving dehidrated celery.
Don't know why, but it undermines the fabric of exsistence.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:42:52 PM
after staring at horrible images, it's good to smell flowers
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:47:30 PM
Setting Mr. Clean against a Xenomorph.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 21, 2007, 09:05:02 PM
Not liking Firefly.

So, the universe ended in December of 2002?   (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/Smileys/thsmilies0312.gif)
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 09:12:57 PM
Great, way to undermine reality.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 01:16:49 AM
Stuffing a duck inside of a chicken inside of a turkey, cooking it and eating it for dinner.

Wait...
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 05:49:15 AM
Putting a time machine travelling forward into a time machine travelling backward.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Tripe on July 22, 2007, 07:58:55 AM
hey hey a reference to Logopolis
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 09:38:18 AM
Not one that I was aware of.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 22, 2007, 10:05:39 AM
hey hey a reference to Logopolis

You mean one of the last good Doctor Who episodes?  (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/_thedoctor__by_GuyFlash.gif)
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 10:19:13 AM
Gary Larson and Bill Waterson coming out of retirment and working together on a new comic.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Tripe on July 22, 2007, 11:37:41 AM
hey hey a reference to Logopolis

You mean one of the last good Doctor Who episodes?  (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/_thedoctor__by_GuyFlash.gif)

Well yes, until they started to pull McCoy in an interesting direction finally (oh and then they canceled it 3 stories in heckavjob JNT!)

Back on subject

Allowing JNT to oversee another long running series.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 22, 2007, 11:40:18 AM
Allowing JNT to oversee another long running series.

And hiring his boyfriends as "actors"...    *cough* Adric *cough*

(not that there's anything wrong with...)
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 11:44:10 AM
Launching a living cat out of a catapult, and having it land on it's feet, alive.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Tripe on July 22, 2007, 11:55:44 AM
And hiring his boyfriends as "actors"...    *cough* Adric *cough*
(not that there's anything wrong with...)

I think this says it best

(http://www.nightgig.com/whovian/comics/20040825.jpg)

Watching Earthshock and not cheering at the end.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 22, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
This massive lightning storm we're having at the moment.

If you don't hear from me again, it was nice knowing you....
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 03:29:39 PM
Clear skies in Wisconsin, and I'm talking to someone in a lightning storm.
Interesting world we live in.

Making a properly proportioned Barbie Doll.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 22, 2007, 05:57:20 PM
Clear skies in Wisconsin, and I'm talking to someone in a lightning storm.
Interesting world we live in.

Well, Florida is like that this time of year.

But I'll take a liightning storm every day of the week if we can avoid just one hurricane.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 06:12:57 AM
Wearing a latex dress to a baptism.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 23, 2007, 06:23:03 AM
Wearing a latex dress with nylon underwear and an underwire bra....

One spark and.....  (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/Smileys/thblowup.gif)
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 06:26:44 AM
Carving out a planet to look like your own head, as a clown.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 23, 2007, 08:36:46 AM
It's 11:20am here in Fort Lauderdale and the thunder is starting already...

This isn't supposed to happen until 4pm....

 ???
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 23, 2007, 08:38:15 AM
Blowing up a balloon in a total vacuum (or attempting to do so).
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 08:39:56 AM
a three toed sloth teaching physics
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 08:43:57 AM
a three toed sloth teaching physics

Oh the world would end but that would be adorable!
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 08:47:19 AM
it would end My Universe!
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 08:52:30 AM
Joel and Mike doing a Riff together.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: daltysmilth on July 29, 2007, 03:12:07 PM
Pondering the details of Pixar's Cars universe, such as: how do they reproduce?  Do cars have genitalia?  What happened that made anthropomorphic cars the dominant life form on the planet?  Is this the planet Ford Prefect thought he was going to when he ended up on Earth?
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 29, 2007, 08:50:56 PM
Are there giant, throbbing brains and organs in their interiors, just resting on the seats?

But also, drawing a diagram explaining all the plot holes in Star Trek Generations.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 29, 2007, 09:20:17 PM
But also, drawing a diagram explaining all the plot holes in Star Trek Generations.

"Plot"?
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 04:44:31 AM
Making an ever-expanding fractal in real space.
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 05:35:59 AM
a Nexus ribbon leading to the ocean
Title: Re: Universe Safety Guide
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 05:40:03 AM
Watching Underworld and Casablanca at the same time.