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Title: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: dignan on June 14, 2007, 02:45:56 PM
Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070614/ap_on_en_mu/people_spears

So, Britney wants her fans to name the album.  I have a suggestion:  Lazy Bitch. 

Anyway.  "Integrity"?  "Dignity"?  Those are joke titles, right? 
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: MSTJedi on June 14, 2007, 02:50:25 PM
Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070614/ap_on_en_mu/people_spears

So, Britney wants her fans to name the album.  I have a suggestion:  Lazy Bitch. 

Anyway.  "Integrity"?  "Dignity"?  Those are joke titles, right? 

I think "For the Love of God, Please Buy This Album So I Can Get the Stink of K-Fed Out of My Career!" is the most appropriate title.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 14, 2007, 02:53:16 PM
Pity Me.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: dignan on June 14, 2007, 02:55:43 PM

I think "For the Love of God, Please Buy This Album So I Can Get the Stink of K-Fed Out of My Career!" is the most appropriate title.

For some reason, I read "Career" as "Carpet," which I think could also be appropriate when referring to K-Fed Stink.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: MSTJedi on June 14, 2007, 03:05:56 PM

I think "For the Love of God, Please Buy This Album So I Can Get the Stink of K-Fed Out of My Career!" is the most appropriate title.

For some reason, I read "Career" as "Carpet," which I think could also be appropriate when referring to K-Fed Stink.

If you've seen the pictures that have been splashed all over the 'net, "carpet" might not be all that accurate when it comes to Britney . . . but a very disturbing thought, all the same.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Tripe on June 14, 2007, 06:27:53 PM
Have Mercy

Fit Mother The cover art will be Brit in a gym with a baby stroller on a treadmill
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: eegah on June 14, 2007, 09:04:21 PM
Negligent
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Tyrant on June 14, 2007, 11:11:37 PM

  Someone at my work suggested Skankville.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 15, 2007, 02:39:23 AM
Oops, I'm Pregnant Again
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: ChampionJaguar on June 15, 2007, 04:34:49 AM
Stinkfoot  or Penis Ashtray.  Tough call.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Tripe on June 15, 2007, 05:06:50 AM
It'll haver an "urban flava" and be called

C-Sok-it
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 15, 2007, 05:19:09 AM
"Shit Sandwich."
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: torgosPizza on June 15, 2007, 10:07:49 AM
The White Trash Album.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Rude on June 15, 2007, 10:09:32 AM
...

Britney Spears - Craptacular!

-Rude
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Ortega on June 15, 2007, 10:57:15 PM
speaking of britney....

[yt=425,350]D1p1QQwisF8[/yt]
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Rude on June 15, 2007, 11:03:16 PM
...

Cool... Cradle of Filth. Much better than actually having to listen to anything by Britney~

-Rude
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Shadow on June 16, 2007, 09:24:46 PM
Pity Me.

(http://star.walagata.com/w/jokerswild/Spears.gif)

Me likey
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: dignan on June 17, 2007, 06:52:46 AM
"Shit Sandwich."

This made me laugh out loud. 
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 17, 2007, 07:41:39 AM
How about "Emotional Toupee"
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 17, 2007, 07:43:17 AM
or "Underwear Matters"
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on June 17, 2007, 09:42:44 PM
I want to call it "Sinead o'weaver"
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 06, 2007, 06:02:26 AM
how about "i am a wack-please shoot me!"
or-better yet "riff me!"- i mean, come on-she is just begging us to mock her pathedic ass! lets give it to her! >:D
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 06, 2007, 08:14:41 AM
"Shit Sandwich."

This made me laugh out loud. 

Srsly. I lol'd 2!
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Pak-Man on July 06, 2007, 11:12:58 AM
Srsly. I lol'd 2!
THAT should be the name of her next album! :^)
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 06, 2007, 02:07:29 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 14, 2007, 05:50:12 AM
"Damaged Merchandise"
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on July 16, 2007, 02:06:55 AM
i'd rather listen to a few selected britney tracks than anything cradle of filth. its always better to be thought of as gay, then a gay whos into pain.

thats right i said a gay!
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Sharktopus on July 16, 2007, 02:09:50 AM
i'd rather listen to a few selected britney tracks than anything cradle of filth. its always better to be thought of as gay, then a gay whos into pain.

thats right i said a gay!

Why is it that a woman can say "I'm going purse shopping with my girlfriend," and nobody thinks she's a lesbian, but if I say "I'm going shopping for fannypacks with my boyfriend," everyone assumes I'm a gay? That's right - a gay.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Pak-Man on July 16, 2007, 02:11:00 AM
I think the problem is the Fannypacks part of the sentence. :^)
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Sharktopus on July 16, 2007, 02:14:20 AM
That's my favorite Zak Galafianakis quote, by the way. My second favorite is "There should be a morning-after pill for Denny's Moons Over My Hammy."
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on July 16, 2007, 02:14:47 AM
Quote
Why is it that a woman can say "I'm going purse shopping with my girlfriend," and nobody thinks she's a lesbian, but if I say "I'm going shopping for fannypacks with my boyfriend," everyone assumes I'm a gay? That's right - a gay.

oooooh ooooh please sharky let me turn this comment into the forums next debate OOOOH PLEASE!!!!!

for the record because thats the normal way girls talk, and it isnt normal talk for guys.  guys dont say hey im going shoping for such and such.  they just leave and come back a couple hours later :)    and they dont have friends at least real men dont.  

ps why are we all up this late?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Sharktopus on July 16, 2007, 02:21:36 AM
My mom always used to say "My girlfriend..." It was kinda creepy. I don't think this generation does it though. I haven't heard it from any girls who haven't meant it in a lesbionic way for quite a while.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on July 16, 2007, 02:22:19 AM
i have, but they usually say girlfriends i think. 
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Sharktopus on July 16, 2007, 02:25:40 AM
Girlfriends, plural, is okay. It's less gay. Or much more gay. A win either way. ;D
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on July 16, 2007, 02:26:17 AM
fair enough :)
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on July 16, 2007, 02:48:46 AM
sharktopus.

will you marry me?

by the way i'm working on a new character, called the apathetic hypochondriac. i think i'm going to give it to zach galafafanaski.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Hebs on July 16, 2007, 09:22:19 AM
I've always thought of women saying "girlfriends" as just an outdated thing.  Like "dungerees" n' stuff.

[yt=425,350]PhcUH-SaCmo[/yt]

I'm having a hard time getting this to come up on my browser, so here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhcUH-SaCmo

Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2007, 09:24:19 AM
I'm having a hard time getting this to come up on my browser, so here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhcUH-SaCmo

Firewall issues? I can't see any youtube vids when I read this forum from work.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Sharktopus on July 20, 2007, 12:59:04 AM
I've always thought of women saying "girlfriends" as just an outdated thing.  Like "dungerees" n' stuff.

My great-aunt calls jeans dungaroos. She also calls copies mimeographs, margarine oleo, and the neighbors coloreds.  ::)
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Hebs on July 20, 2007, 06:54:20 AM
and the neighbors coloreds.  ::)

   :o  Haha - yipe!!  My boyfriend's grandmother and I were having coffee one morning and she dropped that little gem in the conversation, too.  Almost choked on my bagel.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on July 23, 2007, 05:25:52 PM
lifes so much better in the military.  there if your not using an insult to preface your statement you probably wont be listened to. 
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Fuzzy Necromancer on July 23, 2007, 05:30:01 PM
How about "Wate Gain"?

It's a deliberate mispelling of a common phrase that, while denotatively neutral, has negative connotations, and it tells you absolutely nothing about the album content. It's perfect.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: call_me_nuveena on July 23, 2007, 10:41:20 PM
What about: "OMG, Y'all, Babies Bounce"
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Natureboy on July 24, 2007, 12:00:54 AM
Where did I leave my panties?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 24, 2007, 09:44:51 AM
How's about "Curtains Match the Drapes"
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: call_me_nuveena on July 24, 2007, 09:45:40 AM
How's about "Curtains Match the Drapes"

That would be incredibly appropriate as she recently shaved her head.  Nice one!

Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 24, 2007, 09:58:00 AM
Yeah, I couldn't help but notice.  You couldn't get groceries without noticing her new dew. 
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Natureboy on July 24, 2007, 11:32:22 AM
Short skirts and cottage cheese.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: torgosPizza on July 24, 2007, 11:34:59 AM
I stand by my The White Trash Album. You guys see what I did there?

Although bettertomorrowamy's suggestion did make me LOLz!!!!11one.

If NIN hadn't already taken the name, the most suited one is probably... The Downward Spiral.

That's all I got for now.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Natureboy on July 24, 2007, 11:37:31 AM
that was the memorable on as well......good old Beatles reference.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: call_me_nuveena on July 24, 2007, 11:40:38 AM
If NIN hadn't already taken the name, the most suited one is probably... The Downward Spiral.

Trent Reznor's a pretty good guy; he might allow Britney to use the title, so long as she promises to let a couple of capable parents adopt her children and raise them as their own.

Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: torgosPizza on July 24, 2007, 11:57:01 AM
True, of course instead of a moody, gothic cover and artwork, it's going to be covered in Cheetos crumbs, smudged with chocolatey toddler handprints, and most likely sold at WalMarts nationwide.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 24, 2007, 12:01:18 PM
The good news for Britney today is "at least she's not Lindsay Lohan".
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Natureboy on July 24, 2007, 12:03:25 PM
Even Michael Vick has to love Lindsay Lohan today.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 24, 2007, 12:06:04 PM
Wow, not but a minute after I say that I read this (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/britney_spears_embarrasses_her.php). Looks like my statement of comparing Lindsay Lohan and her is now a tossup. I really hate pop culture but cannot force myself to look away. Damn me! I need to move to the mountains and write a manifesto or something and grow my beard out.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: call_me_nuveena on July 24, 2007, 12:20:48 PM
Wow, not but a minute after I say that I read this (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/britney_spears_embarrasses_her.php). Looks like my statement of comparing Lindsay Lohan and her is now a tossup. I really hate pop culture but cannot force myself to look away. Damn me! I need to move to the mountains and write a manifesto or something and grow my beard out.

Maybe you should!  Then we could say, "We knew him BEFORE he sent that pipe bomb to Ryan Seacrest's dressing room."  Memmmm'rieeees...

And I know what you mean about not being able to turn away from the pop culture parade.  I make up for it (or try to) by getting my pop culture news from sources like The Soup, http://what-sucks.blogspot.com (http://what-sucks.blogspot.com) and http://newsasgossip.blogspot.com (http://newsasgossip.blogspot.com).
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on July 26, 2007, 12:39:59 AM
...

Cool... Cradle of Filth. Much better than actually having to listen to anything by Britney~

-Rude

Yeah, not really..
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: BEERxTaco on July 26, 2007, 06:52:22 AM
Pardon me for not reading this entire thread, but she doesn't interest me in the slightest. I just wanted to add my suggestion for her new album (and again, if it's already been suggested, my apologies):

Who's Your Daddy?

Referring to, of course, this news:

According to NW, Britney Spears is telling her close friends that she is pregnant again. And although she does not know who the father of her third child is, rumors already circulate that the father of Britney's baby could be Damion Shippen. Second (by gossip) comes John Sundahl, her former rehab councilor.

 Hilarious Yet Sad Related Article    (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1565512/20070725/spears_britney.jhtml)
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Hebs on July 26, 2007, 07:43:40 AM
nuveena - I love the Soup!  Sometimes I'll be working and I'll turn on VH1's Best WeekEver, then switch over to the Soup - and hear the same sarcastic parodies and the same show clips - but with different jokes!  Joel McHale definitely found his niche.  You know.. since the Burger King thing didn't work out...
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Rude on July 26, 2007, 08:50:08 AM
Quote from: Ingrown Asshair
Yeah, not really..

You'd rather listen to Britney Spears than Cradle Of Filth? Okay, whatever.

-Rude
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on July 26, 2007, 06:31:46 PM

You'd rather listen to Britney Spears than Cradle Of Filth? Okay, whatever.

-Rude

Where did I say that? The way I see it, they're essentially the same with a different image that's being marketed. If you want to listen to black metal, you can do much better than that hot topic crap.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Tripe on July 26, 2007, 07:35:02 PM

You'd rather listen to Britney Spears than Cradle Of Filth? Okay, whatever.

-Rude

Where did I say that? The way I see it, they're essentially the same with a different image that's being marketed. If you want to listen to black metal, you can do much better than that hot topic crap.

Dimmu Borgir?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Rude on July 26, 2007, 08:35:06 PM
Quote from: Ingrown Asshair
Where did I say that? The way I see it, they're essentially the same with a different image that's being marketed. If you want to listen to black metal, you can do much better than that hot topic crap.

The converse of saying "It's better to listen to Cradle than Britney Spears." is "It's better to listen to Britney Spears than Cradle."
So... ya' know, that's where i got that from.

But now Britney Spears is exactly the same as Cradle Of Filth but just with a different image created for marketing? That's so far outta' whack that it's almost stupid.
(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3568/samegl5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
But i know what you're saying. Although... they began the band themselves, created their own goofy image, never had a number one hit on the radio or MTV, write their own music and can actually play it live on instruments. But i wouldn't even care if they were a bunch of English dentists and their image was manufactured by advertising executives in Japan. I still enjoy it. So what if they're fuckin' clown shoes. I listen to "real" black metal, but occasionally i like to listen to a little McDonald's metal. Sue me.

At least we can agree on our hatred of Britney's manufactured pop music. Maybe?

-Rude
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 26, 2007, 08:38:45 PM
That's especially funny since I remember when he got, if I recall the name correctly, "Most Vapid Statement of the Month" not long ago.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Rude on July 26, 2007, 08:41:08 PM
...

I guess he's just racking up the awards then! By the way, thanx for not posting a link Rob... now i'll have to endure this forum's worthless search engine trying to find it for myself!

-Rude
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 26, 2007, 08:47:44 PM
2007 Inane Poster Awards
One Nomination: Ingrown Asshair

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

If the vocals are stopping you from liking the music, you're not much of a music fan to begin with

I think this may qualify for most inane forum post of 2007 so far.

So I guess he has one nomination and one award.  ;D
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on July 27, 2007, 02:57:10 PM
Dimmu Borgir?

They're along the same lines, though they do have SOME material I've heard that is remotely interesting.

I was thinking more along the lines of Satyricon, Immortal, Emperor and the like.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on July 27, 2007, 03:01:33 PM
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The converse of saying "It's better to listen to Cradle than Britney Spears." is "It's better to listen to Britney Spears than Cradle."
So... ya' know, that's where i got that from.

But now Britney Spears is exactly the same as Cradle Of Filth but just with a different image created for marketing? That's so far outta' whack that it's almost stupid.
(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3568/samegl5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
But i know what you're saying. Although... they began the band themselves, created their own goofy image, never had a number one hit on the radio or MTV, write their own music and can actually play it live on instruments. But i wouldn't even care if they were a bunch of English dentists and their image was manufactured by advertising executives in Japan. I still enjoy it. So what if they're fuckin' clown shoes. I listen to "real" black metal, but occasionally i like to listen to a little McDonald's metal. Sue me.

At least we can agree on our hatred of Britney's manufactured pop music. Maybe?

-Rude


No, I think you might as well listen to Britney Spears if you're going to listen to Cradle of Filth. Cradle of Filth may create their own music, but they are nothing more than a "black metal" version of Marilyn Manson where the image is what sells the band and not the musical ability.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Ortega on July 27, 2007, 03:21:35 PM
I'm gonna disgree with you there.........i first heard of COF listening to a CD of my friends.  I went 2 years without seeing any videos, or anything of the band.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 27, 2007, 03:58:12 PM
If you're trying to prove to everyone, Asshair that you're somehow cooler than everyone because you don't listen to better marketed bands then you're winning. Way to go buddy. You've proven that you listen to lesser known bands because they don't sell their albums at Hot Topic. Cookie cutter bullshit, blah blah blah... I buy albums because I like their music not because they're lesser known or because they sell them at my local teen-angst-riddled-hipster depot. If you want to turn people on to music you like you're going about it the wrong way. If you don't even give a shit about that then I'm not sure why you're even posting anything on here.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 04:02:50 PM
Ingrown would be the sort of person to listen to John Peel back in the day and then rave about a group he heard only to suddenly hate them when they put an actual record out.

And I realize that nobody except other British members of this board have any idea of what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 27, 2007, 05:13:24 PM
If you're trying to prove to everyone, Asshair that you're somehow cooler than everyone because you don't listen to better marketed bands then you're winning. Way to go buddy. You've proven that you listen to lesser known bands because they don't sell their albums at Hot Topic. Cookie cutter bullshit, blah blah blah... I buy albums because I like their music not because they're lesser known or because they sell them at my local teen-angst-riddled-hipster depot. If you want to turn people on to music you like you're going about it the wrong way. If you don't even give a shit about that then I'm not sure why you're even posting anything on here.

Right on brother!
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Rude on July 27, 2007, 06:26:09 PM
...

It's pretty funny that a goofy Britney Spears thread turned into a goofy thread about Cradle Of Filth!
Anyway this is all in good fun, by the way... don't take anything personal, man.

Quote from: Ingrown Asshair
...they are nothing more than a "black metal" version of Marilyn Manson where the image is what sells the band and not the musical ability.

I love how you say that the only thing selling the band is their image... but then hold up Satyricon, Immortal and Emperor as "real" metal bands!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Satyricon, Immortal and Emperor:
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5158/metalclownsfy0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Nope! None of these bands are buying into an image! They're not even interested in creating an image for their band because the music will speak for itself... completely unlike Cradle Of Filth! In fact, Satyricon, Immortal & Emperor are all so individual that it must have been really embarrassing when they realized that they had all come up with the idea of corpse paint by themselves at exactly the same time!

Obviously i'm being kind of a dickweed here. These guys have put out much better albums than Cradle Of Filth. But you see what i'm saying... If you hate Cradle Of Filth's music that's fine. But to compare them to Britney Spears because they have a goofy image that they're trying to market is a huge stretch. I mean, especially when the very bands that you consider "real metal" used the same fucking gimmick, man! C'mon!

I like Cradle's music and you don't. That's fine... whatever. But if you're going to draw this bullshit comparison between them and Britney Spears, then you've got to do the same thing with Satyricon, Immortal & Emperor. Otherwise it's hypocritical... even if they are better bands musically!

-Rude
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 27, 2007, 06:41:02 PM
For being such razor's-edge nonconformists, they have a pretty strict dress code. Spiked bracers, diamond-pattern facepaint and repro medieval weapons - check. What exactly separates these bands from GWAR save their musical style and level of pretentiousness?

I guess to death metal bands, "hardcore" means trolling the bargain bins at Rennaisance Faires.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 28, 2007, 02:29:47 AM
I bet they don't dress up when they go to the bargain stores looking for outfits.  If someone sees them in their Death Metal Uniforms they might jack up their prices.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on July 29, 2007, 01:50:57 PM
If you're trying to prove to everyone, Asshair that you're somehow cooler than everyone because you don't listen to better marketed bands then you're winning. Way to go buddy. You've proven that you listen to lesser known bands because they don't sell their albums at Hot Topic. Cookie cutter bullshit, blah blah blah... I buy albums because I like their music not because they're lesser known or because they sell them at my local teen-angst-riddled-hipster depot. If you want to turn people on to music you like you're going about it the wrong way. If you don't even give a shit about that then I'm not sure why you're even posting anything on here.

If I am indeed cooler than anyone else, it's only because I seek out the music I listen to instead of having it fed to me by major corporations. The problem is that corporations only care about making money, so when a trend rolls around they make sure to jump on top of it, signing as many clones as possible. That's not to say that there can't be a band that sounds good that happens to be on a major label.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on July 29, 2007, 01:59:32 PM

I love how you say that the only thing selling the band is their image... but then hold up Satyricon, Immortal and Emperor as "real" metal bands!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Satyricon, Immortal and Emperor:
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5158/metalclownsfy0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Nope! None of these bands are buying into an image! They're not even interested in creating an image for their band because the music will speak for itself... completely unlike Cradle Of Filth! In fact, Satyricon, Immortal & Emperor are all so individual that it must have been really embarrassing when they realized that they had all come up with the idea of corpse paint by themselves at exactly the same time!

Obviously i'm being kind of a dickweed here. These guys have put out much better albums than Cradle Of Filth. But you see what i'm saying... If you hate Cradle Of Filth's music that's fine. But to compare them to Britney Spears because they have a goofy image that they're trying to market is a huge stretch. I mean, especially when the very bands that you consider "real metal" used the same fucking gimmick, man! C'mon!

I like Cradle's music and you don't. That's fine... whatever. But if you're going to draw this bullshit comparison between them and Britney Spears, then you've got to do the same thing with Satyricon, Immortal & Emperor. Otherwise it's hypocritical... even if they are better bands musically!

-Rude

Allow me to clarify my point. Obviously, bands are going to have an image they're going for, even the anti-image style is an image. The corpse paint is ridiculous as all hell, I'll give you that.. the thing separating Immortal, Satyricon and Emperor (who incidentally abandoned the corpse paint some time ago) from Cradle of Filth is the level of musical ability. While those three bands are busy creating beautiful, atmospheric music (well, save for Satyricon who have slipped), Cradle of Filth are more concerned with putting out albums that just lack substance.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on July 29, 2007, 02:03:32 PM
For being such razor's-edge nonconformists, they have a pretty strict dress code. Spiked bracers, diamond-pattern facepaint and repro medieval weapons - check. What exactly separates these bands from GWAR save their musical style and level of pretentiousness?

I guess to death metal bands, "hardcore" means trolling the bargain bins at Rennaisance Faires.

Neither GWAR or the bands I have listed in this thread play death metal.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 04:12:19 AM
Yes, they are all TALENTED artists with emotions that must be expressed through MUSIC and RHYME.  They are minstrels of the night.  HAZZAH!
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Sharktopus on July 31, 2007, 01:35:30 AM
I think a better comparison would've been Kiss and Britney. Both are musical acts of middling musical talent who get by on their marketed appearance as much or more than on their music.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 31, 2007, 01:47:19 AM
Agreed, although I like some of KISS's stuff.

Strutter! <air guitar>
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on July 31, 2007, 04:33:37 PM
I think a better comparison would've been Kiss and Britney. Both are musical acts of middling musical talent who get by on their marketed appearance as much or more than on their music.

If you ask me, Kiss are far worse. Anything that you can think of has the Kiss name attached to it. You don't see Britney Spears coffins do you?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: torgosPizza on July 31, 2007, 04:47:37 PM
I think a better comparison would've been Kiss and Britney. Both are musical acts of middling musical talent who get by on their marketed appearance as much or more than on their music.

If you ask me, Kiss are far worse. Anything that you can think of has the Kiss name attached to it. You don't see Britney Spears coffins do you?

I hate them as well, but Gene Simmons is known to have said "Kiss isn't a band, it's a BRAND."
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on July 31, 2007, 04:50:59 PM
I hate them as well, but Gene Simmons is known to have said "Kiss isn't a band, it's a BRAND."

That's a silly way of justifying his greed. I wonder how much of the profits the other members of the band see?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 31, 2007, 04:53:49 PM
You don't see Britney Spears coffins do you?
I do... but only one...  in my dreams.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Hebs on August 01, 2007, 07:17:16 AM
Strutter! <air guitar>

A friend and I went to a little hole in the wall place in Chinatown because we heard some music coming from the basement.  It was his huge talent competition with just whoever wanted to sign up - it was awwwwesome - and the best act was this girl who was the "US Air Guitar Champion" and had been on all kinds of late-nite shows recently promoting her win. 

Needless to say, she ruled the school.  I think she did an ACDC song and a Led Zep song.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 12:45:36 PM
friends......friends.......friends!

lets not fight.

you all listen to shitty music compared to me.

better?

but yeah i love the fact you all didn't get the cradle of filth and britney spears comparison and changed what he said completely.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 01, 2007, 12:59:07 PM
Don't be a hemorrhoid, goog. Of course that would put you in the perfect place if you want to be friends with Ingrown Asshair.  ;D
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 01:03:03 PM
well while he is incredibly....

let me be careful with my words here.

the mighty
booshy

at least he doesn't take cradle of filth seriously.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 01, 2007, 01:31:46 PM
I don't think anyone here does, it would be like taking GWAR seriously. They're just entertaining.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 01:57:08 PM
like how america's funniest home videos is entertaining?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 01, 2007, 02:05:29 PM
like how america's funniest home videos is entertaining?
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/303c8827.jpg)
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 02:24:38 PM
(http://www.melaniegroup.com/Web%20Illustrations/Fotos/Blue%20Underwear/bu_sports_bra_140x119.jpg).
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 01, 2007, 02:33:16 PM
(http://www.melaniegroup.com/Web%20Illustrations/Fotos/Blue%20Underwear/bu_sports_bra_140x119.jpg).
Thanks for the support.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 02:42:30 PM
and thanks for the come on.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 01, 2007, 02:53:05 PM
For someone who gets defensive about gay jokes on this forum you sure don't mind slinging them out at other people.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: torgosPizza on August 01, 2007, 02:55:45 PM
What does Prep H have to do with ... ermm... a training bra?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 03:18:59 PM
For someone who gets defensive about gay jokes on this forum you sure don't mind slinging them out at other people.

wasn't really a gay joke.

oh i see because of your attempted....

nice there jewishcarpenter.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 03:19:43 PM
What does Prep H have to do with ... ermm... a training bra?

i was calling him a preteen girl.

i have no idea why he put up the prep h unless it was some sort of come on thing.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 01, 2007, 03:25:11 PM
I guess you would have to go one whole page back to understand that I said you were being a hemorrhoid. Then you continued to be one, so I applied some soothing ointment to the thread, but then you flared up again... like a hemorrhoid.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 03:35:26 PM
ah right.

the joke post to liven the thread up on account of elitist battles tend to require at least one elitist.

you wouldn't know though i guess....

i mean.....how could you.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: torgosPizza on August 01, 2007, 03:39:34 PM
Wait wait wait ... googer.

You're calling someone else the elitist?

These posts you write... do you even read them first?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 01, 2007, 03:41:17 PM
Of course not - that would make them less irritating.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 03:52:21 PM
Wait wait wait ... googer.

You're calling someone else the elitist?

These posts you write... do you even read them first?

i did just about the opposite  of that friend.

but glad both of you are one hundred percent sure i didn't!

:clap:

i like this.

 :clap:
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 05:24:44 PM
Can I be your friend Googer?  Pick Yes or No.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: call_me_nuveena on August 01, 2007, 05:25:13 PM
Hey goob, I've got a trick to show you.

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa310/temcatmac/call_me_nuveena/guest-Joran.jpg)

Shhh.  Don't ask.  I'll explain it to you when you're older.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 05:40:56 PM
Can I be your friend Googer?  Pick Yes or No.

go for it top gun.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 05:41:41 PM
Hey goob, I've got a trick to show you.

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa310/temcatmac/call_me_nuveena/guest-Joran.jpg)

Shhh.  Don't ask.  I'll explain it to you when you're older.


whos goob?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: call_me_nuveena on August 01, 2007, 05:42:37 PM
You are, you goob.

Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 05:42:41 PM

Pick Yes or No.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 05:53:35 PM
You are, you goob.



never heard of him.

does he think internet comics are funny?
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: call_me_nuveena on August 01, 2007, 05:59:27 PM
Goob, n.:

1. a ridiculous person
2. one who acts immature, stupid, or idiotic, usually making a fool out of themselves.
3. a person committing a generally stupid or pointless act.
4. someone who plays computer games for more then six hours a day on a daily basis. May get offended if goobness is pointed out.

Usage: The first part of googergieger's screenname is so close to "goob," I simply can't think it was a coincidence.  You know, because he's such a goob.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 06:11:55 PM
sure you don't want to edit that again to throw in a your mom comment to prove you are the random?

torgo and another mod can you please tell these people to stop trolling me.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 06:22:17 PM
I'm not touching you.  I'm not touching you.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Hank_Peters on August 01, 2007, 07:16:19 PM
sure you don't want to edit that again to throw in a your mom comment to prove you are the random?

torgo and another mod can you please tell these people to stop trolling me.
Quoted for preservation.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 07:22:30 PM
Hey goob, I've got a trick to show you.

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa310/temcatmac/call_me_nuveena/guest-Joran.jpg)

Shhh.  Don't ask.  I'll explain it to you when you're older.


quoting is a good idea.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: call_me_nuveena on August 01, 2007, 07:51:53 PM
Goob, n.:

1. a ridiculous person
2. one who acts immature, stupid, or idiotic, usually making a fool out of themselves.
3. a person committing a generally stupid or pointless act.
4. someone who plays computer games for more then six hours a day on a daily basis. May get offended if goobness is pointed out.

Usage: The first part of googergieger's screenname is so close to "goob," I simply can't think it was a coincidence.  You know, because he's such a goob.


Totally.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Sharktopus on August 01, 2007, 11:35:19 PM
I guess you would have to go one whole page back to understand that I said you were being a hemorrhoid. Then you continued to be one, so I applied some soothing ointment to the thread, but then you flared up again... like a hemorrhoid.

:D  Once again, JC tickles my funny bone. Good show, sir.  :clap:
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Rude on August 01, 2007, 11:48:43 PM
...

(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9505/britneyspearsstudiocitylg7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

If anyone needs help it's this trainwreck... even if it's just help naming her next album.

-Rude
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: call_me_nuveena on August 01, 2007, 11:50:44 PM
...

(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9505/britneyspearsstudiocitylg7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

If anyone needs help it's this trainwreck... even if it's just help naming her next album.

-Rude

OMG, y'all!  You didn't tell me I'd need to wear underwear!  Y'all sure are fancy.
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Ortega on August 06, 2007, 03:49:56 PM
this sums up The Britney Spears saga perfectly...

[yt=425,350]4TzfguEfIk0[/yt]
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 23, 2007, 02:20:33 PM
Here's some of the genius that is Britney Spears from her new single. You can actually go here (http://perezhilton.com/?p=4290) and listen to it if you really feel the lyrics aren't bad enough. Yes, there is a part of the song where she has a fake conversation over the phone with some other unheard person. Nice comeback song.

"Everyday, Iím in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Donít you leave me in your crowd
[Talking]
Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really?
[Sigh]
Alright, well, Iíll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting someÖ
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, thatís it
I love you too
Bye
[Singing again]
Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won
And some day when itís all away
Our love just begun
So why did you desert me, baby boy?
I thought that you, you were the one
So if you preferred the other one
She wonít bring you the sun(son)"
Title: Re: Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album
Post by: Wheaty Petestraw on August 23, 2007, 10:12:56 PM
Here's some of the genius that is Britney Spears from her new single. You can actually go here (http://perezhilton.com/?p=4290) and listen to it if you really feel the lyrics aren't bad enough. Yes, there is a part of the song where she has a fake conversation over the phone with some other unheard person. Nice comeback song.

"Everyday, Iím in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Donít you leave me in your crowd
[Talking]
Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really?
[Sigh]
Alright, well, Iíll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting someÖ
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, thatís it
I love you too
Bye
[Singing again]
Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won
And some day when itís all away
Our love just begun
So why did you desert me, baby boy?
I thought that you, you were the one
So if you preferred the other one
She wonít bring you the sun(son)"

 :clap:

(http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10900/brilliant.jpg)