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Title: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 04, 2007, 02:34:22 PM
After this:  http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2082.135.html

I thought, gee, wouldn't it be cool if someone else had a meltdown in as entertaining a way?  And if it were to happen again, wouldn't it be cool if someone called it in advance?  So then, here are the rules:

1) Pick a forum member that you anticipate will go nuts and leave the board/get banned after hurling a series of ill-advised invectives at other board members.

2) If that person legitimately loses it on the board, you get a sense of pride and glee for being right.

3) If the person you have picked is then gone for a minimum of 30 days, then you will be rewarded with a cool banner thing that flashes the departee's name and says "Oh Snap!" (cool banner thing may not exist)

4) If you pick a person and then are a significant contributor to them going loco, you are immediately disqualified.  You can't pick a person then just constantly rag on them for the purpose of winning a cool banner thing.  You bet, all you can do is sit back and watch. 

Okay, I'll start it off by picking AmandaGal.  Hehe.     
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on June 04, 2007, 02:36:23 PM
This should be fun.

My money's on Issac.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on June 04, 2007, 02:38:35 PM
Can I pick TorgosPizza?  We're bound to drive him nuts someday.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 04, 2007, 02:41:00 PM
Can I pick myself?  Ok, I pick Sideswipe.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 04, 2007, 02:45:29 PM
Can I pick myself?  Ok, I pick Sideswipe.

As long as you don't make fun of yourself when you leave, you should be able to pick yourself.  Although, you won't be able to collect on your "Oh Snap" flashy thing.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Cibernético II on June 04, 2007, 02:50:41 PM
Tarantulas. If he ever makes if back to the board. He always seemed like the King of Mike/MST3K/Rifftrax fans. Somebody is bound to say something that will just set him off nuclear style.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on June 04, 2007, 03:33:04 PM
Do we get bonus points if we guess who tips them over the edge.  Since Issac's been picked already, I'll go with ScottH with Issac being the primary contributing factor.  I always enjoy watching them go at it. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2007, 03:35:32 PM
I'd put money on Ingrown Asshair, but he seems more like the kind of guy who'd sulk off on his own after the forum stops paying attention to him instead of losing it and going out in a blaze of glory and unimaginative pejoratives. Either that or he'll find a niche and settle in like a benign tumor, but he'd have to find a way to come to terms with the fact that while people like him are the majority and the status quo on other boards, they are not here.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 04, 2007, 04:07:30 PM
I kind of want to say BathTub.  He's a fairly chill individual, sure, but remember: there were a few Rifftrax in a row that didn't have PAL versions available at that point.  For all we know, there'll be a few more Rifftrax without PAL DVD's and he'll snap under the pressure.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 04, 2007, 04:13:30 PM

Depending on your definition one or two of the above named have already snapped (you know which ones ;) )
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 04:17:56 PM
Ooooh Fun! I pick Smith_6079 because he seems to get picked on alot for his Something Awful allegiance.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on June 04, 2007, 04:34:47 PM
gbeenie.  Although I'm pretty sure she'll take the rest of us out on her way  ;D

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 04:38:42 PM
Hey Basehart, I've been meaning to ask you, what's your new pic of?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 04, 2007, 05:02:24 PM
BWAAAAHAHAHA! I love the throat ripping Rambo avatar!!  I hope that will be a feature if they make any action figures.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 05:06:30 PM
Now w/ throat gripping action. That would be awesome. And he could grip HGH in his other hand.  :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 04, 2007, 05:31:43 PM
BWAAAAHAHAHA! I love the throat ripping Rambo avatar!!  I hope that will be a feature if they make any action figures.

Wow.  That would blow the Marie Antoinette action figure (with ejector head action) right out of the water.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on June 04, 2007, 05:49:36 PM
I don't think it will be ScottH or Isaac, those two flip out on a regular basis and they're still around.   I think it will be somebody who is mild mannered, who you wouldn't expect.  My guess....SecretAgentSuperDragon.  Prolific, all around nice poster, but he's hiding something....deep down inside.

But seriously, I don't think we'll get another epic meltdown over something so trivial like Transformers.  That was just hilarious.  I mean, he deleted his account!  (or did he get banned?)

Has anyone been banned from this site?  Not counting spammers?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 04, 2007, 05:55:27 PM
...

Just wait until the next presidential election comes around. Last time it completely tore apart an otherwise upbeat message board that i used to post on all the time. I mean... it was just a Rock N' Roll band and people got vicious, man. Just wait... it'll happen. Although, i've learned to keep my mouth shut. So don't put any bets on me... unless you liberal douchebags piss me the f*ck off!~ <Just Kidding! Just Kidding!>  :D

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 05:56:50 PM
I don't think it will be ScottH or Isaac, those two flip out on a regular basis and they're still around.   I think it will be somebody who is mild mannered, who you wouldn't expect.  My guess....SecretAgentSuperDragon.  Prolific, all around nice poster, but he's hiding something....deep down inside.


(http://sightsonics.cf.huffingtonpost.com/nuclear-explosion.jpg)

 :D

I was hiding something. My dark Rambo avatar. But now he's out. And he's here to stay!!!!  *RIP!!!!*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2007, 05:58:16 PM
I notice no one has mentioned lil' old me. Am I so docile?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 06:01:59 PM
The gentlest barbarian.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2007, 06:03:10 PM
A shameful title if ever there was one.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 04, 2007, 06:05:30 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon
The gentlest barbarian.

(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/3300/bearml4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 06:06:25 PM
 :D :D :D Is Nicolas Cage in that suit?  :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2007, 06:08:23 PM
If physical threats through the internet weren't so pathetic I'd be giving you all an ear-full.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 06:11:14 PM
If physical threats through the internet weren't so pathetic I'd be giving you all an ear-full.

Okay. Now my money's on Rob. Rude, keep posting infantile pictures of cute little barbarians.  ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 06:37:15 PM
But seriously, I don't think we'll get another epic meltdown over something so trivial like Transformers.  That was just hilarious.  I mean, he deleted his account!  (or did he get banned?)

I believe he got so pissed that he deleted his account. Hell, he even removed me as a friend from Xbox live, and I didn't even do anything. Total and complete cutoff.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2007, 06:42:18 PM
If physical threats through the internet weren't so pathetic I'd be giving you all an ear-full.

Okay. Now my money's on Rob. Rude, keep posting infantile pictures of cute little barbarians.  ;)

You make Rob happy.

(http://www.thechestnut.com/vicky/030.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 04, 2007, 06:46:51 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon
...keep posting infantile pictures of cute little barbarians.

(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6726/fuddjx3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

LOL!  :D

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2007, 06:49:53 PM
You know, I have always wanted to go on a rabid rampage, why not me?   
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 06:56:02 PM
You know, I have always wanted to go on a rabid rampage, why not me?   

Because you're a puppet. NEXT!

 ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2007, 07:00:35 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon
...keep posting infantile pictures of cute little barbarians.

(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6726/fuddjx3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

LOL!  :D

-Rude

Fool! That's one of my favorite Loony Tunes episodes! Ha! Hahahahaha!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 07:04:11 PM
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19090.jpg)

And here's little Rob for his 8th Halloween.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 04, 2007, 07:06:50 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon
And here's little Rob for his 8th Halloween.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v187/cooleyre/hysterical.gif) Oh Lord!... Can't stop laughing!... Sides Hurt!... Must Breath! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v187/cooleyre/hysterical.gif)

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 04, 2007, 07:15:57 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/barbarian.jpg)

D'awww.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2007, 07:17:13 PM
You know, I have always wanted to go on a rabid rampage, why not me?   

Because your a puppet. NEXT!

 ;)

Many people have made that mistake......... their FINAL mistake

(http://www.billydickson.net/Chucky/images/CP401.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 07:18:34 PM
 :D This is great!

(http://www.a2z-kids.co.uk/ul/8002_309794.jpg)
Title: Rob Will Be The Next To Snap...
Post by: Rude on June 04, 2007, 07:22:01 PM
...

(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5387/vikingbarbiews9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Ha!... Barbie The Barbarian.  :D
<snicker!>

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 07:23:46 PM
Rob's pet: (http://cast.off.net/images/vikinghat.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 07:27:34 PM
Ha! I win. Rob cracked and I've got the snapshot proof:

(http://cory.blische.net/pictures/viking/viking3.jpg)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2007, 08:08:35 PM
No, that's the Numa Numa guy.  ::) Get your shit together.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sharktopus on June 05, 2007, 12:08:55 AM
This thread is either the best or worst idea ever. All the likeliest supsects seem to have been called already. Hmm...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: pyro on June 05, 2007, 12:28:26 AM
I think it's a great idea....  but I'm just amazed that that's why he deleted his account... I thought it was because no one believed in his definition of art
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MrTorso on June 05, 2007, 12:35:58 AM
I think it's a great idea....  but I'm just amazed that that's why he deleted his account... I thought it was because no one believed in his definition of art

He made such a stink about he could write a better movie without gore and violence and he went to like the first showing of Grindhouse he could. Also when he was posting under the name of Leopold Stoch you could set him off about talking about PS3s.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sharktopus on June 05, 2007, 12:45:31 AM
I think it's a great idea....  but I'm just amazed that that's why he deleted his account... I thought it was because no one believed in his definition of art

He made such a stink about he could write a better movie without gore and violence and he went to like the first showing of Grindhouse he could. Also when he was posting under the name of Leopold Stoch you could set him off about talking about PS3s.

Wait, they were the same guy? That explains a lot.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: pyro on June 05, 2007, 12:46:07 AM
I think it's a great idea....  but I'm just amazed that that's why he deleted his account... I thought it was because no one believed in his definition of art

He made such a stink about he could write a better movie without gore and violence and he went to like the first showing of Grindhouse he could. Also when he was posting under the name of Leopold Stoch you could set him off about talking about PS3s.
haha, I forgot he actually went and saw it....  wonder if he still reads this forum, it'd be fun to make a Transformers vs Grindhouse thread
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on June 05, 2007, 05:35:53 AM
Hey Basehart, I've been meaning to ask you, what's your new pic of?

It's a blotter art picture called All in Your Head by Wes Black.  The full sized one is pretty neat:

(http://www.blotterart.com/ProductImages/head-blotter-art.jpg)


Oh, and I'm pretty sure Johnny Short Torso is still here, just under a different name.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 05, 2007, 07:00:48 AM
Whoa!. Trippy image. [/Keanu]
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 05, 2007, 07:50:06 AM
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19090.jpg)

And here's little Rob for his 8th Halloween.

What the hell?  That's not a barbarian.  That's like...a wildebeest or something.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on June 05, 2007, 07:59:08 AM
Oh, and I'm pretty sure Johnny Short Torso is still here, just under a different name.

Yeah, that's the funny thing about the real psychos. They never really leave.  They just blow up and come back AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN...just to blow up and leave AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN.  Every message board has 'em.  Try banning them. They still come back.  I think the challenge makes them come back even more.  Usenet was the worst place for them (no banning).

Non-psychos sometimes blow up and say, "I'm sick of this."  However, they don't come back.  I think the real sign of a psycho is to post a long, "I'm leaving you fucktards." goodbye message and then to come back a month later and be all "Hey guys! How's things? I missed you guys.  Been real busy with work and stuff."  That happens a lot in cyberspace.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 05, 2007, 08:18:18 AM
Oh, and I'm pretty sure Johnny Short Torso is still here, just under a different name.

Yeah, that's the funny thing about the real psychos. They never really leave.  They just blow up and come back AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN...just to blow up and leave AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN.  Every message board has 'em.  Try banning them. They still come back.  I think the challenge makes them come back even more.  Usenet was the worst place for them (no banning).

Non-psychos sometimes blow up and say, "I'm sick of this."  However, they don't come back.  I think the real sign of a psycho is to post a long, "I'm leaving you fucktards." goodbye message and then to come back a month later and be all "Hey guys! How's things? I missed you guys.  Been real busy with work and stuff."  That happens a lot in cyberspace.

Yeah, that happened on a board I used to frequent.  Some guy was basically a revolving door.  He'd always get outraged and offended by some post or another, that it upset his religious sensibilities, and he'd often say we were all going to Hell, then he'd come back a few weeks or days later and expect that people missed him and his particular breed of crazy.  I think the shortest turnaround time we had for getting him to leave again was one post. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 05, 2007, 08:20:02 AM
New game: Who is secretly Johnny Short Torso? I'm going with Sarcasm. I have my reasons.  ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 05, 2007, 09:19:41 AM
New game: Who is secretly Johnny Short Torso? I'm going with Sarcasm. I have my reasons.  ;D

Hmm...that's something Johnny Short Torso would do in order to cast suspicion at someone other than himself, SecretAgentSuperDragon!  I'm guessing he's you.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: msmpls on June 05, 2007, 09:36:51 AM
no one else thinks that Reductio is going to fall off the deep end one of these days?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Cibernético II on June 05, 2007, 11:40:51 AM
Nah, I think Johnny Short Torso is Josh Weinstein.

makes sence to me
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 05, 2007, 12:15:50 PM
I dont know why your all worried about upsetting RobtheBarbarian.  I would be more worried about upsetting a giant transforming robot like me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 05, 2007, 12:19:28 PM
I dont know why your all worried about upsetting RobtheBarbarian.  I would be more worried about upsetting a giant transforming robot like me.

Because clearly he isn't playing with a full deck. Giant transforming robot indeed.  ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 05, 2007, 12:23:42 PM
Nah, I think Johnny Short Torso is Josh Weinstein.

makes sence to me

I object!  I've watched America's Funniest Home Videos, like... twice or something in the past few years... and I've NEVER heard a Transformers joke!  You spin a web of deceit!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 05, 2007, 01:14:34 PM
Nah, I think Johnny Short Torso is Josh Weinstein.

makes sence to me

I object!  I've watched America's Funniest Home Videos, like... twice or something in the past few years... and I've NEVER heard a Transformers joke!  You spin a web of deceit!

Maybe Zap Rowsdower Jr. is ALSO Johnny Short Torso.

You know, like, in Spartacus.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 05, 2007, 01:21:11 PM
I think we all have a little Spartacus in us. And not in that gay greek way. ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: acoletterose on June 05, 2007, 01:42:32 PM
IT'S MEEEEEEE!!!

ANDREA... I mean.... JOHNNY SMASH

(http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/0704/HULK074.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on June 05, 2007, 08:03:13 PM
I'll bet if we all poke and taunt Zap Rowsdower Jr. about his love of Garfield, he might just be the next to snap:

http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,3847.msg103083.html#msg103083
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 05, 2007, 09:26:02 PM
Yes, but if we post unflattering pictures of Garfield dressed up like a barbarian, who will crack first?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 05, 2007, 09:27:48 PM
Someone who both likes Garfield and dislikes barbarians.. um... Al Gore?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 05, 2007, 11:13:22 PM
Quote from: RobtheBarbarian
Someone who both likes Garfield and dislikes barbarians.. um... Al Gore?

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4881/gorebarian3hv9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Gorebarian!  :D

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 05, 2007, 11:29:27 PM
Now picture Gore sitting on a throne like in Conan the Barbarian, but in the Oval Office.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: eclipt1c on June 06, 2007, 03:04:51 PM
I dont know why your all worried about upsetting RobtheBarbarian.  I would be more worried about upsetting a giant transforming robot like me.

Barbarians are not intimidated by robots:

(http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/759/conancopymr9.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 04:16:00 PM
 :D

You fools can keep your tek-no-low-gee. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 06, 2007, 07:34:50 PM
You have crossed the line severing my head.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: eclipt1c on June 06, 2007, 08:07:04 PM
You have crossed the line severing my head.

I predict Sideswipe.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 10:22:46 PM
Rally, comrades! Press the attack!

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/sideswipetrebuchet.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sharktopus on June 06, 2007, 10:26:57 PM
(http://forums.widescreenxp.net/style_emoticons/default/hysterical.gif)
.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 07, 2007, 08:11:35 AM
Rally, comrades! Press the attack!

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/sideswipetrebuchet.jpg)

Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby:  That was unexpected.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: eclipt1c on June 07, 2007, 10:01:02 AM
Even the fearless barbarian bastard children, fathered by raping the lamenting widows of the robot fools are unafraid of crushing the machines' necks, wrenching skull from spine as trophy of heroic and gruesome battle; even using some skulls as puppets to entertain themselves during the long rides between the sacks and annihiliations of their decadent technological cities.  [I think I might be reading a little too much Robert E. Howard]

(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7022/childrobotkillermz6.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: BathTub on June 07, 2007, 10:06:59 AM
That's one freakish Punch and Judy show!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 10:14:48 AM
I don't know, eplipt1c, dignan had a point.  That's not really a barbarian.  It's more of a sports coat with slacks combo, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 07, 2007, 10:17:20 AM
eplipt1c's gonna get disqualified for choosing Sideswipe then picking on him. 

But yeah, Dim, I stand by the non-Barbarian-ness of that picture.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: eclipt1c on June 07, 2007, 10:32:33 AM
I don't know, eplipt1c, dignan had a point.  That's not really a barbarian.  It's more of a sports coat with slacks combo, if you ask me.

Well he is half Transformer, so that's just his crappy 80s Toy Commercial side showing. [Fight Fight Fight!]  Plus he's just a child, he doesn't know about the proper dress code for slaughtering.

Updated: Picture now has slaughtered transformers.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 10:39:27 AM
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7022/childrobotkillermz6.jpg)

This is Fluffy.  He is the destroyed of worlds... or in the very least, the destroyer of Autobots.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 07, 2007, 12:12:57 PM
I will be finding out where each and everyone of you live.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on June 07, 2007, 12:23:55 PM
Nobody EVER suspects the butterfly! MUHUHAHAHAHA! :^)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 07, 2007, 01:29:39 PM
I'm now seriously frightened of levitating wildebeests that prowl auto junkyards.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 01:54:27 PM
Auto Junkyards?! Some mad fool finally made an army of Robot Junkyards? WHAT HATH THOU WROUGHT!?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 04:28:50 PM
You know what?  This is completely off-topic, but suddenly, whenever I look at that wildebeest/barbarian/sports coat and slacks kid, I can't help but think that maybe, just maybe, he was one of the happy little Pagans over on Summerisle.  All of the sudden, the thought of Nicholas Cage in a bear suit punching a woman in the face is oddly entertaining.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 07, 2007, 04:29:53 PM
What?? First you people sever my head, then you reffer to my place of residence as a junkyard.  You people are in for it.  Just wait.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on June 07, 2007, 07:01:26 PM
I dont know why your all worried about upsetting RobtheBarbarian.  I would be more worried about upsetting a giant transforming robot like me.

Barbarians are not intimidated by robots:

(http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/759/conancopymr9.jpg)

That is hilarious!   
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 07, 2007, 07:04:13 PM
*Adds PSLOwner to his list*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on June 07, 2007, 07:07:45 PM
*Adds PSLOwner to his list*

"Your weapons are useless against me"

(http://www.painstick.com/MST3K%20Spotlight/Prince_of_Space/prince_of_space.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 07, 2007, 08:48:24 PM
*Adds PSLOwner to his list*

"Your weapons are useless against me"

As he is a puppet...     :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on June 08, 2007, 10:06:13 AM
Now, remember, everyone, Sideswipe was the first person to pick himself to freak out and leave, so if you keep prodding him and he does go, only he will win the flashy shiny thing. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 20, 2007, 05:23:20 PM
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x145/sideswipegta/execute.jpg)
why is no one comming to my defense?  espicially someone with a little tallent.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 20, 2007, 07:37:16 PM
im throwing my 6000 spamming posts into the ring here

autobots  barbarians they are all irrelevant  its jabberwockies is the true destroyer of worlds.  Fear the power of the tugley woods
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on June 21, 2007, 04:29:41 PM
All I know is, I dont want to be in the same city as Sideswipe if he has the same reaction to the upcoming Transformers movie as I did watching Godzilla.   

skein      /skeɪn/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[skeyn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. a length of yarn or thread wound on a reel or swift preparatory for use in manufacturing. 
2. anything wound in or resembling such a coil: a skein of hair. 
3. something suggestive of the twistings of a skein: an incoherent skein of words. 
4. a flock of geese, ducks, or the like, in flight. 
5. a succession or series of similar or interrelated things: a skein of tennis victories.    Or, Sideswipe going off on a murderous skein


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Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 21, 2007, 05:35:08 PM
Well July 4th is comming up fast.  Keep an eye on the news channels.  You might see me on them after I lay waste to an entire town
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on June 21, 2007, 06:42:27 PM
Well July 4th is comming up fast.  Keep an eye on the news channels.  You might see me on them after I lay waste to an entire town
Transformers is actually coming out Tuesday, July 3rd.  ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 21, 2007, 06:50:23 PM
Why is Transformers coming out on the 4th of July, but neither of the FF movies have come out on the 4th?

And just in case Sideswipe DOES go on a rampage, are their any cities I should specifically NOT be in on Indipendance Day?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on June 21, 2007, 07:07:45 PM
Why is Transformers coming out on the 4th of July, but neither of the FF movies have come out on the 4th?

And just in case Sideswipe DOES go on a rampage, are their any cities I should specifically NOT be in on Indipendance Day?
Jesus Christ dudes, are we still all under the assumption that it's going to be bad just because Michael Bay directed? I already
got a bit of a preview for IGN's review of Transformers, and they did say that the movie is "pretty darn good". Although that seems
pretty cryptic and not detailed at all, it seems to me that the movie could end up being good to most everyone who sees it. IGN is
pretty accurate with their movie reviews. BTW here's a link to the quote:
http://movies.ign.com/articles/796/796054p1.html
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 21, 2007, 07:10:53 PM
Well, I'm assuming it will stink so I can enjoy it whether it does or not. When it comes out, I'll give it whatever praise it deserves, but until then, it shall be like unto a pariah in our sight.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 21, 2007, 07:21:50 PM
Actually, Im really looking forward to this movie.  It will have to be pretty bad for me not to like it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 21, 2007, 07:25:10 PM
Me, I'm a nitpicker. I have to prepare for for summer movies well in advance, even though I love them.

HEY! I've done pretty well so far, but between my odd philisophical outlook and anxiety disorder, I think I may yet be in the running for next poster to Snap! Yay!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 21, 2007, 07:25:42 PM
Quote from: Sideswipe
Actually, Im really looking forward to this movie.  It will have to be pretty bad for me not to like it.

Ah... famous last words.

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sharktopus on June 21, 2007, 10:54:51 PM
Why is Transformers coming out on the 4th of July, but neither of the FF movies have come out on the 4th?

The first FF opened on July 8 to avoid competition from War Of The Worlds. FF2 was initially scheduled to open this July 4, but then Transformers claimed it as well, and Fox wisely backed down. Even the Silver Surfer can't contend with Optimus Prime.

I'm cautiously optimistic about Transformers, as you may have gathered. It's basically a movie about giant robots blowing shit up, and if any director knows how to blow shit up with style, it's Michael Bay.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 22, 2007, 06:10:37 AM
Jesus Christ dudes, are we still all under the assumption that it's going to be bad just because Michael Bay directed?

Blessed is he who has low expectation for verily he will never be disappointed.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 06:26:21 AM
Plus, I liked Indipendance Day. The charicters where a little... 2D, but that can work, frankly.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 22, 2007, 06:33:41 AM
Yeah I quite like Independence Day, It was completely ludicrous and bombastic but oddly enjoyable.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: eclipt1c on June 22, 2007, 11:28:53 AM
Well with everyone being kinda skeptic, I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring with it absolutely sucking.  And not in the Rifftrax kind of fun sucking, just sucking in general.

But this sounds like it should be a game by itself.

Maybe a $1 bet and everybody gives the winner $1 in Rifftrax money?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: J-Proof on June 22, 2007, 01:34:09 PM
Yeah I quite like Independence Day, It was completely ludicrous and bombastic but oddly enjoyable.

I think ID4 is a better War of the Worlds than the Spieldberg version..... Seriously, I do.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 22, 2007, 01:40:29 PM
So, uhh... getting off the Transformers topic here, anybody see the 20 Questions topic for Fantastic four?  Namely, 'the long undertow' and his reaction to MzStilletto's overabundance of smilies?  He looks like a worthy candidate for the whole "snapping" business.  The post he reacted to was on page one, his reaction on page 2... and there are maybe 10 or 11 pages in-between before a reacton from Mzstilletto for undertow's reaction comes up.  He wasn't all that happy with her after that.

Can I nominate the long undertow?  Please?   ;D ;D ;D

And is it sad that I adored Junkyard's image?  An Autobot (Decepticon?  I know nothing about Transformers, seriously) holding up Terry Gilliam's decapitated head like that... it's pretty awesome.  However, I think the producers of Gilliam's movies have done worse things to the guy than cutting off his head.  Just a thought.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 01:46:49 PM
That was Sideswipe's image, actually. Though I would pay in organs to see a giant robot tear of Gillam's head. (I've been forced to check the director before I watch a movie to avoid seeing another Gilliam. Brother's Grimm caught me off guard.)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 22, 2007, 01:52:04 PM
That was Sideswipe's image, actually.

Sorry, my mistake.  (My apologies to both Junkyard and Sideswipe, here.)  And Brothers Grimm caught me off-guard, as well, but that's probably only because I expect better things from Gilliam.  Brother's Grimm doesn't even begin to showcase exactly what sort of director Gilliam is.  It just shows what sort of director he is when under rigid restraints from the producers of the movie and from the expectations of the company behind the movie.  And it's not a very good one.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 01:56:48 PM
You think his normal genius was stifled in Brothers Grimm? I dunno, he managed to make that film hurt as much if not more than his others. That is his aim, right? To hurt the audience?

Sorry, I know you like him, Dim, but for some reason, his movies have without fail put me in 2 day depressions each. Which sucks, because the concepts behind his movies are always interesting. Don't know what it is that makes them so bad to me. The general atmosphere, perhaps.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 22, 2007, 02:34:14 PM
You think his normal genius was stifled in Brothers Grimm? I dunno, he managed to make that film hurt as much if not more than his others. That is his aim, right? To hurt the audience?

Oddly, yes.  A number of his films are meant to shock audiences, Tideland being a prime example of this.  The others... well, he kind of has this thing against the classic happy endings, I guess.  Gilliam's movies rub a lot of people the wrong way, namely sane moviegoers.  Heck, even in Time Bandits, which I heard is supposed to be a kid's movie, he blows up the kid's parents at the end of the film.  I really don't blame you at all for not liking his stuff.

I'm just a cinematic masochist, remember.  I was constantly watching Batman and Robin when I was younger, for crying out loud!  (Hence where my respect for Gilliam comes in.  After the cinematic brain massacre that was Brazil, I learned the hard way to actually think about the stuff I'm watching.  Once I had the whole "not turning my brain off during a movie" thing down, I was a completely different person.)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 03:16:26 PM
I actually got pretty quickly that I had to think to get anything out of his films, but I think it goes beyond unhappy endings. SOmething about the atmosphere, logic, and editing of the films makes it kind of, well, nightmareish. Like literally, it feels like watching an anxiety nightmare. Hmmm.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 22, 2007, 03:25:27 PM
Fair enough.  I guess it's probably a good thing, then, that he wasn't selected to direct any of the Harry Potter movies.  (He was Rowling's first choice, but Warner Bros. wanted somebody more family friendly.)

Funny that you should mention "anxiety nightmare," though.  He says that there are certain films of his (like Brazil) that can be considered to be autobiographical.  So much for that "bright side of life," then, eh?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 03:35:02 PM
Autobiographical, huh? You know, this is coming together all of a sudden. Ten to one, he's got an anxiety disorder like mine. Every kind of art I make comes out disturbing, even when I try otherwise. Also, I never enjoy being in the company of people like me, so there you go.

"You know, Terry... we are not so different, you and I."
"I'll never be like you, Junkyard! And you won't get away with this!"
"I already have! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 22, 2007, 04:30:27 PM
And is it sad that I adored Sideswipe's image?  An Autobot (Decepticon?  I know nothing about Transformers, seriously) holding up Terry Gilliam's decapitated head like that... it's pretty awesome.  However, I think the producers of Gilliam's movies have done worse things to the guy than cutting off his head.  Just a thought.

Hahaha, I'm glad I wasnt the only one who got a kick out of that.  And just for future refrence, the Autobot who is holding Gilliam's head is Sunstreaker.  Sideswipe's twin brother.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on June 22, 2007, 06:30:38 PM
I think ID4 is a better War of the Worlds than the Spieldberg version..... Seriously, I do.
I have to agree with you, at least Independence day wasn't all horribly dark and depressing... but don't get me wrong, I still hate Independence day (The movie) with a passion that burns with the heat of a thousand suns.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MzStilletto on June 25, 2007, 10:26:54 AM
So, uhh... getting off the Transformers topic here, anybody see the 20 Questions topic for Fantastic four?  Namely, 'the long undertow' and his reaction to MzStilletto's overabundance of smilies?  He looks like a worthy candidate for the whole "snapping" business.  The post he reacted to was on page one, his reaction on page 2... and there are maybe 10 or 11 pages in-between before a reacton from Mzstilletto for undertow's reaction comes up.  He wasn't all that happy with her after that.

Can I nominate the long undertow?  Please?   ;D ;D ;D

LOL Thanks Dim, I was wondering if anyone else noticed this guy's seemingly irrational hatred of me and/or the use of smilies in general.... I didn't think it was possible for someone to get THAT worked up about something so trivial? 

 ;) :) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :- :-* :'( >:D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 25, 2007, 10:45:46 AM
I'll bet smilies kidnapped his kitten.  Or maybe they fed his family green food and they all turned into ooze.  Half human, half plant... the goblin's favorite food.

"Don't tell me they ate them, Dim!"

That's exactly what they did.  With a veracity that has no equal.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/miketroll.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on June 25, 2007, 10:53:58 AM
You know he CAN read this if he were so inclined. :^)

Also, that image post has shown me the light. On the Rifftrax board, we shouldn't have trolls! We should call them all Goblins. Sure, they're SUPPOSED To be trolls, but- Well you know. :^)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 25, 2007, 01:34:56 PM
Also, that image post has shown me the light. On the Rifftrax board, we shouldn't have trolls! We should call them all Goblins. Sure, they're SUPPOSED To be trolls, but- Well you know. :^)

I 2nd the Goblin idea... made me laugh
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 25, 2007, 05:12:37 PM
...

Is it too late to nominate people? There was some dude who took a cheap shot at Bridget, and the whole thread devolved into some weird personal manifesto on love and sex. The thread was deleted, but that guy got pretty worked up.

So anyway, I pick him... whatever his name was.

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 25, 2007, 05:17:45 PM
pretty sure that thread got deleted because of the very offensive title. I didn't actually look inside that thread, so I can't help in identifying the pointless rants held within it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 05:26:51 PM
TorgosPizza was involved in taking that one down, I believe, and because he felt the need to PM me, I know his name was Bufordreborn.

He wanted to assure me that calling Amandagal ugly was all part of his civilized discourse on gender issues or some such crap.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 25, 2007, 05:52:31 PM
Are we gonna have to start turning into a

(http://gatedrentals.com/images/gates.jpg)?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 25, 2007, 05:56:14 PM
...

I thought that you were posting a picture of the entrance to a graveyard or something...
i had to look at the image properties to see what that was supposed to be!

 :D

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 25, 2007, 06:07:41 PM
...

I thought that you were posting a picture of the entrance to a graveyard or something...
i had to look at the image properties to see what that was supposed to be!

 :D

-Rude

Me too, i thought Graveyard or palace gate of El Presidente in some Banana Republic.

Which I think one could write some "deep" philosophical screed how the gated communities are a "bit like a grave yard" but I'm no longer 15.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 06:11:08 PM
Now here's the question: If you discriminate based on intelligence and maturity, is it more valid that discriminating based on class?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 25, 2007, 08:17:20 PM
I think so, because deep down, almost everyone has the capability to be mature and for the most part, be intelligent, not necessarily in terms of IQ either. When your involved in class, where money is an spontaneous variable, and the probabilities of going from a 35 yr old working at Hollister to the CEO of Starbucks are much much slimmer. I mean you have it within yourself to try for it, just as you do with maturity and intelligence.

The difference I find between the two are the societal roadblocks in class, so I see no need why they should be discriminated against.

Then again, there is no need to discriminate against people who truly have trouble with intelligence, but if you have a case of a Paris Hilton, then by all means, fire up the water cannons.  ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 25, 2007, 08:31:26 PM
there you have it folks i have permission to discriminate. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 25, 2007, 09:38:31 PM
Like you needed it.  :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 25, 2007, 09:41:40 PM
next member to snap??   MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mmmmmmmm half a glass of grey goose, and half a glass of 10 cane rummmmmm yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


oh by the way glitter is freaken hilarious. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 25, 2007, 10:26:16 PM
Jeez. And we thought drunk dialing was ridiculous.  ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 25, 2007, 10:30:41 PM
for the record i cant feel my toes or my fingers WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHAHAHAHAAHAH

austin


HEH
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 12:49:51 AM
Interesting. Sarc types better when inebriated.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 12:52:13 AM
When your involved in class, where money is an spontaneous variable, and the probabilities of going from a 35 yr old working at Hollister to the CEO of Starbucks are much much slimmer.

This reminds me of an unrelated question that's been bugging me lately. What the hell is Hollister? Every other teenage douchebag I see is wearing a shirt that says Hollister. I feel like I should hate them for it, but I'm not sure why.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 05:12:02 AM
Why they're the new Abercrombe and Fitch (http://www.hollisterco.com/hol/homepage.html?cm_ven=Google_Holl&cm_cat=Brand&cm_pla=Branding&cm_ite=Hollister%20Clothing%20Store&gclid=CLTL3_Hd-YwCFRQkgAodPR1SCg)

Oh god they divide their website into a Dudes' shop and a Bettys' (sic) shop :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 26, 2007, 09:38:54 AM
When your involved in class, where money is an spontaneous variable, and the probabilities of going from a 35 yr old working at Hollister to the CEO of Starbucks are much much slimmer.

This reminds me of an unrelated question that's been bugging me lately. What the hell is Hollister? Every other teenage douchebag I see is wearing a shirt that says Hollister. I feel like I should hate them for it, but I'm not sure why.

Yeah, another clothing shop for the teenage douches who can't get enough of American Eagle, A&F, Wet Seal, etc...

That's not even the worst part. They pay upwards of $30 for the shirts that basically just has a seagull on it. $30+. To wear a trite and unoriginal stereotype just like every other dickweed around them. Johnny Storm would wear Hollister.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 05:18:42 PM
When your involved in class, where money is an spontaneous variable, and the probabilities of going from a 35 yr old working at Hollister to the CEO of Starbucks are much much slimmer.

This reminds me of an unrelated question that's been bugging me lately. What the hell is Hollister? Every other teenage douchebag I see is wearing a shirt that says Hollister. I feel like I should hate them for it, but I'm not sure why.

Yeah, another clothing shop for the teenage douches who can't get enough of American Eagle, A&F, Wet Seal, etc...

That's not even the worst part. They pay upwards of $30 for the shirts that basically just has a seagull on it. $30+. To wear a trite and unoriginal stereotype just like every other dickweed around them. Johnny Storm would wear Hollister.

Why is surfing so faux popular right now? Doesn't 90% of the US have no access to beaches?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 26, 2007, 07:02:00 PM
since when is it popular?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 26, 2007, 07:44:57 PM
Since U Been Gone.... over in Iraq. It's the furby for teenagers. And older dickweeds as well. The same people that wear the striped polos with hats and puka necklaces, all of which probably have a damn seagull on them somewhere.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 10:49:01 PM
since when is it popular?

Go to the mall and observe the douchebags. They're all wearing surfing crap. Even if they live in Idaho.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 26, 2007, 11:04:30 PM
It's true. I'm eight miles from the ID border now since I moved to Pullman, and the Moscow mall is filled with them. Didn't have that much of a problem of 'em back in Capitol Hill in Seattle. Must be the U of I college folks. The Figthin' Spuds.. or whatever.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 11:24:54 PM
Must be the U of I college folks. The Figthin' Spuds.. or whatever.

 :D  As far as I'm concerned the University of Idaho is the Fightin' Spuds. I refuse to even acknowledge the possibility that they're not.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 27, 2007, 08:03:14 AM
uh here in san antonio i dont see it.   laino ghetto hip hop thing still seems to be whats popular in the malls here. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 27, 2007, 10:56:15 AM
Well that's because your basically in Mexico. Of course they are not gonna have it there. You got to see the coastal cities, that's where it thrives. I'm not sure if middle America is super keen on it though.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 27, 2007, 11:05:16 AM
Well that's because your basically in Mexico. Of course they are not gonna have it there. You got to see the coastal cities, that's where it thrives. I'm not sure if middle America is super keen on it though.

The A&F type bollocks? Oh yeah tons of it here in Metro Detroit.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 27, 2007, 11:08:23 AM
hmmm im from cali, non of my friends or my brothers friends like dressing that way either weird. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 27, 2007, 11:09:33 AM
Hollister originated in Cali. It was probably the brain child of Bodhi & Johnny Utah.  ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 27, 2007, 05:27:00 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon
It was probably the brain child of Bodhi & Johnny Utah.  ;)

Doesn't that suggest that they actually have a brain between the two of them?

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 27, 2007, 08:41:48 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon
It was probably the brain child of Bodhi & Johnny Utah.  ;)

Doesn't that suggest that they actually have a brain between the two of them?

-Rude

Let me rephrase that. Hollister was the bong child of Bodhi & Johnny Utah.  8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Steve-O on July 03, 2007, 05:19:03 PM
Who will be the next to snap, you ask?

From the Stealing NetFlix Movies (http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,4175.0.html) thread:

I work for the Postal Service

'nuff said.

In other news: Pain don't hurt!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on October 01, 2007, 11:46:04 PM
Looks like Principal Skin Trade was the next  :clap:

I don't see anyone who voted for her though.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 02, 2007, 12:22:36 AM
Ummm... Principal Skin Trade was a guy...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MrTorso on October 02, 2007, 12:49:00 AM
What happened?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Ortega on October 02, 2007, 01:42:48 AM
i  guess what happened in the PETA thread sent JohnnyShortTorsoPrincipalSkinTrade over the edge........
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 04:34:22 AM
I bet that the next forum member to snap is going to be RobtheBarbarian, riddled with guilt over finally driving Principal Skin-Trade over the edge into insanity.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on October 02, 2007, 05:27:32 AM
I came Close to Loosing it Yesterday after spending this past Saturday Night And all day Sunday working on installing my Brand New QUAD Processor ASUS Micro ATX board & 3 Gigs of Ram, along with an ATI All in Wonder 2006 Series PCIexpress Radeon X1300 card in my computer.. Only to take it All back apart Yesterday and reinstall the original stuff back in because 1) the TV Tuner on the ATI card is bad and had to take it back, AND 2) the ASUS board Bios was Not Updated to handle the Quad Processor so I have to send it off today to get it's Proper Bios (and Yes I flashed the Bios per the instruction book & by phone through their tech rep - Didn't Work!  :grr: ).. BUT I'M STILL HERE!!! WOO HOO  :clap: :clap:  :speechless:  :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Hebs on October 02, 2007, 08:33:11 AM
I bet that the next forum member to snap is going to be RobtheBarbarian, riddled with guilt over finally driving Principal Skin-Trade over the edge into insanity.

DON'T DO IT ROB!!  Think of your little birdie at home!!!

You know what?  Whenever I see that Snicker's FEAST commercial (i.e "You've got to do.... what you've got to do.. FEAST!") I think of Rob the Barbarian!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on October 02, 2007, 11:12:46 AM
I get like this sometimes around Halloween when I run out of Butterfingers..
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/butterfinger.gif)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 02, 2007, 01:05:43 PM
Well who pegged Principleskintrade? Anyone?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on October 02, 2007, 01:27:11 PM
I Pick MzStilletto.. I have inadvertantly PO'd her with my various images all this time; especially my PETA women images in Principle Skin Trade's very last thread..
OOPS! Sorry Bout That.. 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on October 02, 2007, 01:28:51 PM
Nobody did.  I guess we were all thrown off when Princey posted in this topic a couple of times.  He didn't nominate anybody, he just came in to talk about the Transformers movie while most of us were picking on Sideswipe.  He did complain about how people were already bashing the movie, since it was going to be directed by Michael Bay, but we didn't catch on to the rage in his post.  We were too busy scapegoating Sideswipe.  And then Junkyard and I got to arguing about Terry Gilliam.  That was awesome.

Speaking of which, Sideswipe, have you cracked yet?

By the way, RVR, I have to admit that I'm not too much of a fan of the random images that you post... but that Butterfingers one?  That's amazing.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on October 02, 2007, 01:33:13 PM
Ok, cool that nobody picked Skin-Trade.  I almost had to make a cool banner thing that said "Oh Snap."

Phew!  Dodged that bullet!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on October 02, 2007, 01:35:08 PM
By the way, RVR, I have to admit that I'm not too much of a fan of the random images that you post... but that Butterfingers one?  That's amazing.

I Try not to offend or annoy anyone when I post my images.. But it seems to be what everyone remembers of me here; which is kinda Cool to me ;D
Those And Tequila!! :D :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 02, 2007, 01:46:06 PM
I bet that the next forum member to snap is going to be RobtheBarbarian, riddled with guilt over finally driving Principal Skin-Trade over the edge into insanity.

DON'T DO IT ROB!!  Think of your little birdie at home!!!

You know what?  Whenever I see that Snicker's FEAST commercial (i.e "You've got to do.... what you've got to do.. FEAST!") I think of Rob the Barbarian!

 ;D

We found the birdie a home with a girl who works at the local pet store.

[yt=425,350]Yd-pfkSX1YA[/yt]

I think that one's my favorite... mostly because it's something I'd actually do (including the YAAAAY part).

As for PST, I think he may have been won over by the new PETA ad campaign with the wedge-nosed boob lady... won over to a dangerous extreme...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on October 03, 2007, 03:03:42 PM
*Adds PSLOwner to his list*

"Your weapons are useless against me"

As he is a puppet...     :D
Nah, he's not a puppet....

http://www.youtube.com/v/RQhANmWIiiE&NR=1

Now these guys are Puppets!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on October 09, 2007, 04:59:01 PM
I'll be shocked if RhodesWatson or Issaic don't snap next...or have they already.  Does it have to get to the point of deleting the account to count?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 09, 2007, 05:01:24 PM
It does need to have some sort of definitive marker like self deletion.

Since Rhodes is connected to Skin trade  I'll vote Rhodes.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: YoohooRiffer on October 09, 2007, 05:05:02 PM
I'm going with Crazy_88s.  I really think he's crazy and is going to snap soon.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on October 09, 2007, 05:07:26 PM
Right then.  I'll stick with Rhodes.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 09, 2007, 05:07:45 PM
I'm going with Crazy_88s.  I really think he's crazy and is going to snap soon.

Yeah that wouldn't be a bad choice either.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 09, 2007, 05:08:44 PM
He/She has been sending me personal messages that are quite mad, so yeah, my money is on he/she.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/1527486312_f87847d542_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on October 09, 2007, 05:11:32 PM
He/She has been sending me personal messages that are quite mad, so yeah, my money is on he/she.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/1527486312_f87847d542_o.jpg)

Have you pointed out that he's posting in a public forum and if he wanted a private argument he could, you know, use those PMs with the person he's arguing with?

Oh silly me, using logic.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 09, 2007, 05:11:53 PM
Whoa, just whoa.

A gif of Joey Lawrence might work here if Ihad one.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 09, 2007, 05:14:21 PM
Yep, that's the last thing I mentioned.  I recommended using email to hurt each other, then we wouldn't have to read the posts.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on October 09, 2007, 05:18:31 PM
Have you pointed out that he's posting in a public forum and if he wanted a private argument he could, you know, use those PMs with the person he's arguing with?

Yeah, because that post proves PMs are sooo private.  I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm going to snap if people keep posting PRIVATE messages in PUBLIC forums  ::)  *


*I know there's nothing private on the grand tubes of the Internet but it's in poor taste to flaunt that.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on October 09, 2007, 05:23:09 PM
HEH HEH.. Hidden Fireworks! COOL!! :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 09, 2007, 05:24:20 PM
Yes, but, he's telling me in a private message to mind my own business about an argument he is having in an open forum.  Why doesn't he just tell me on the forum?  I wouldn't listen to him because it is ridiculous, but still.  It's not like I sent him a private message first.  Then I could understand what you're saying.  Still the guy has snapped.  Actually, all three of those guys are in some kind of cartoon fugue state.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 09, 2007, 05:25:22 PM
well with a name like CRAZY 88s, that seems like a clue.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on October 09, 2007, 05:30:27 PM
well with a name like CRAZY 88s, that seems like a clue.

Well "88" does mean "heil hitler" in some circles... but yeah Crazy 88s was the Kill Bill gang (wonder if Tarantino took any flack for that?)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on October 11, 2007, 10:12:21 PM
Ok, I'm going for Shelly_Marsh and I'll go for a longshot with RhodesWatson because of the Rachel Ray post.  Ay caramba.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 11, 2007, 10:14:49 PM
If you both go out together you need to get something really cool.

I'll put my share in for an Applebee's gift card or something.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on October 12, 2007, 05:59:13 AM
Come to think of it, I Think AmandaGal could lose it..
As a Pharmacist, the 'potential' exists Daily with the Bad Handwriting from doctors, to being surrounded by all those various medications, and Yes; those 'friendly' (idiotic) customers that really make you say.. "I LOVE MY JOB!! (evil laughs) REALLY I DO!! >:D >:D >:D
..And it's All 'Shewrote'. :speechless: :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 16, 2007, 03:42:33 PM
Yes but that is but one of Rhode's multiple personalities.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 16, 2007, 03:43:19 PM
Yes but that is but one of Rhode's multiple personalities.
Yep
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 16, 2007, 03:59:30 PM
Well one down two to go.

I suppose we could start a systematic program of gas lighting. :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on October 16, 2007, 04:05:00 PM
Anyone pick "Gorak"?

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,5596.msg156602.html#msg156602

My favorite post in the tirade:
"Well, I've done all I can. It's not my problem if a bunch of stupid-ass shit-fuckers wants to believe Rachel Ray is evil. Therefore, adios for now my fellow sluts."

Nice!



Gorak is Shelly is Rhodes . . . I picked 'em first :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 16, 2007, 04:10:39 PM
I think I just snapped watching Small Wonder on youtube.
[yt=425,350]kskauG-sYmw&mode[/yt]
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on October 16, 2007, 05:42:44 PM
I think I just snapped watching Small Wonder on youtube.
[yt=425,350]kskauG-sYmw&mode[/yt]

Good god man, why on earth.......... do you hate us or something?

That show appears to have been written by a retarded floor lamp.    And the acting makes "Momma's Family" look like Oliver's Royal Shakesphere company.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 16, 2007, 07:11:28 PM
I think I just snapped watching Small Wonder on youtube.
[yt=425,350]kskauG-sYmw&mode[/yt]

Awful!

I just looked that girl up and she's exactly 51 weeks older than me, wow.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 16, 2007, 07:34:42 PM
Ha, ha.  Feel my pain!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 17, 2007, 05:23:27 AM
At least my current pop culture girl of choice is Alicia Witt. Nobody can't never say that's a bad choice. I mean look at her:

(http://www.naturallycurly.com/images/celebrity/1086575114Alicia_witt.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 17, 2007, 08:39:27 AM
Well that could have been worse I thought you were going to finish "at the same time I started dating a girl who was actually a sophisticated android" :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on October 17, 2007, 09:10:14 AM
Quote from: TripeHoundRedux
Well that could have been worse I thought you were going to finish "at the same time I started dating a girl who was actually a sophisticated android" :D

How is that worse?! ...  ;D ...

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 17, 2007, 01:14:25 PM
At least my current pop culture girl of choice is Alicia Witt. Nobody can't never say that's a bad choice. I mean look at her:

(http://www.naturallycurly.com/images/celebrity/1086575114Alicia_witt.jpg)

What show was she on?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on October 17, 2007, 01:18:41 PM
Cybil.  She played her daughter.  I actually thought she would go on to bigger things, but according to Cybil's biography - fun, though bitchy - she had some "behavioural issues".  Though it seemes Cybil encountered quite a few people with those kind of problems...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 17, 2007, 02:15:07 PM
Depends on how you define bigger, she's worked pretty consistently but she tends towards the personal type project. She's also a very talented pianist.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Junkyard on October 17, 2007, 02:24:54 PM
Hey, guys.... I've snapped. Just a few minutes ago. Crazy as a loon. Looks like none of you guessed right.

Why did I take the time to post this after snapping? Because I post alot.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on October 17, 2007, 03:14:33 PM
Depends on how you define bigger, she's worked pretty consistently but she tends towards the personal type project. She's also a very talented pianist.

Yeah, I just pegged her as someone who would become an A-lister.  She's certainly got the talent.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on October 17, 2007, 03:38:48 PM
Yeah, I remember seeing the redhaired Cybil chick in Four Rooms. not much else, don't think I'd recognize her anymore.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on October 17, 2007, 06:41:05 PM
She was also going to be MJ in Spiderman before they ousted her for Dunst :grr:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 18, 2007, 04:48:42 PM
Quote
Hey, guys.... I've snapped. Just a few minutes ago. Crazy as a loon. Looks like none of you guessed right.

Look," said Arthur, "would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 18, 2007, 06:41:45 PM
My vote goes to whoever on this board is secretly John McEnroe.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 08:15:33 AM
Anyone have Mz Stilletto (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,4619.msg166221.html#msg166221)?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 07, 2007, 08:18:28 AM
Anyone have Mz Stilletto (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,4619.msg166221.html#msg166221)?
I Think I picked her a couple pages back or so.. :o
(Page 11)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on November 07, 2007, 08:23:18 AM
I knew this was coming for little while since she freaked out on me when I told her that technicaly she was an American since she lived on the continent of North America.  She was insulted that I had lumped her in with the rest of us Americans that most of the world hates and despises.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 08:23:55 AM
Anyone have Mz Stilletto (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,4619.msg166221.html#msg166221)?
I Think I picked her a couple pages back or so.. :o
(Page 11)

Ah right you are, I'd forgotten about that little mardy.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 07, 2007, 08:26:09 AM
Anyone have Mz Stilletto (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,4619.msg166221.html#msg166221)?
I Think I picked her a couple pages back or so.. :o
(Page 11)

Ah right you are, I'd forgotten about that little mardy.
What Prize do I win if she's next?? ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on November 07, 2007, 08:30:09 AM
...

I always found it kind of ironic that someone named Ms Stilletto engaged in a crusade against supposedly sexist images while her avatar is basically a little preteen girl dressed in a dominatrix outfit.

Oh yeah, and what happened to Detective Chimp? Didn't his status drop to Guest?

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 07, 2007, 08:32:23 AM
...

I always found it kind of ironic that someone named Ms Stilletto engaged in a crusade against supposedly sexist images while her avatar is basically a little preteen girl dressed in a dominatrix outfit.

-Rude
Did you see her Pic she posted in the 'Let's get Scary!' thread??
I had to respond 'Carefully'.. :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on November 07, 2007, 11:07:28 AM

Oh yeah, and what happened to Detective Chimp? Didn't his status drop to Guest?

-Rude

yeah, I noticed the fact that his status changed to Guest ... no clue what made him leave though

 Also, although I don't know anything about previous conflicts Ms Stilletto had with the forums ... this time I see her side... the 'breast cancer = sexy' picture was in poor taste, then after she reacted pretty strongly from it, someone else posted a somewhat insensitive picture of a girl using a phone / credit card (albeit a fairly light hearted, and common joke it was certainly a bad time to post it)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 11:17:27 AM
Nah she's just being a prig.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on November 07, 2007, 11:22:44 AM
whats a prig?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 11:28:39 AM
Here's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prig) the definition but you also need to see this article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminist_Sex_Wars) which the first article links to.

Hatred of sexuality and the less than right-on nature of it at times is a feature of Anglophone feminism for the most part. Anglophone feminists, in contrast to their Francophone sisters, have/had a great deal of cognative trouble with sex and the fact that it can be a bit subversive to their own stated aims.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MzStilletto on November 07, 2007, 11:56:46 AM
Here's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prig) the definition but you also need to see this article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminist_Sex_Wars) which the first article links to.

Hatred of sexuality and the less than right-on nature of it at times is a feature of Anglophone feminism for the most part. Anglophone feminists, in contrast to their Francophone sisters, have/had a great deal of cognative trouble with sex and the fact that it can be a bit subversive to their own stated aims.

You are so wrong it hurts.

Try educating yourself before making statements like that.  But you will need to step into the 21st century first, so be forewarned.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 12:03:20 PM
Yep whatever you say Prig.

Don't talk to me about education I really think you're starting a fight you won't win.

But you will need to step into the 21st century first, so be forewarned.

Says the poster who subscribes to a shallow version of second wave feminism that was outdated by the beginning of the '90s.

Tee hee the irony is delicious.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on November 07, 2007, 12:16:38 PM
so another nut bit the dust or is this just a warning?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 12:17:56 PM
We pretty much think MS is about to go but I suppose time will tell.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MzStilletto on November 07, 2007, 12:21:01 PM
We pretty much think MS is about to go but I suppose time will tell.

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not going anywhere.  I just doubt I will remain active at all on the forums - it's kind of like masochism for the mind.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 12:22:00 PM
We pretty much think MS is about to go but I suppose time will tell.
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not going anywhere.  I just doubt I will remain active at all on the forums - it's kind of like masochism for the mind.

I think I speak for pretty much everyone when I say "works for me"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on November 07, 2007, 12:23:06 PM
yeah gee darn,  i guess its just our "loss"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MzStilletto on November 07, 2007, 12:28:11 PM
We pretty much think MS is about to go but I suppose time will tell.
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not going anywhere.  I just doubt I will remain active at all on the forums - it's kind of like masochism for the mind.

I think I speak for pretty much everyone when I say "works for me"

And me as well!  :)  How nice that we've found something we agree upon.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 12:31:03 PM
I believe you stated you'd cease to be active, how's about you make a start on that?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SaucyRossy on November 07, 2007, 12:42:41 PM
 :clap: :angry: :grr: :highfive: I think I just did!  ;D ;) :D


RVR I have never felt the need to speak up about you until now. Your constant posts of those stupid posters with lame jokes and even lamer pictures is a insult to humanity, sir.


Serioulsy what is the deal? Are you that desperate to make a joke on the board that you feel the need to constantly post pictures here? And yeah I have been offended by some of the stuff you have posted but didn't want to say anything until I saw this thread. You are a cancer upon my mind.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: BathTub on November 07, 2007, 01:06:49 PM
We pretty much think MS is about to go but I suppose time will tell.
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not going anywhere.  I just doubt I will remain active at all on the forums - it's kind of like masochism for the mind.

I think I speak for pretty much everyone when I say "works for me"

Like hell you do.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 01:09:37 PM
You know it's a silly argument and MS was the one making the statement, she even agreed with it.

anyway bygones.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SaucyRossy on November 07, 2007, 01:10:52 PM
We pretty much think MS is about to go but I suppose time will tell.
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not going anywhere.  I just doubt I will remain active at all on the forums - it's kind of like masochism for the mind.

I think I speak for pretty much everyone when I say "works for me"

Like hell you do.

Bath Tub speaks for me not you.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2007, 01:12:45 PM
Fair enough.

Currently I'm hearing the end of Through a Long and Sleepless Night by The Divine Comedy.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on November 07, 2007, 02:10:42 PM
It might be a little early for it, but I might have to put in an early bid for Zardoz!  Within his first few posts he insulted Rude out of the blue threatening to add to his ignore list (then complained there wasn't an ignore list), started YET ANOTHER "I hate Family Guy" thread, and went on a thread made by and completely full of genuine wrestling fans to say that he wanted to sterilize all wrestling fans.  Anyone trying that hard to start fights on here could burn out pretty quick.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 07, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
:clap: :angry: :grr: :highfive: I think I just did!  ;D ;) :D


RVR I have never felt the need to speak up about you until now. Your constant posts of those stupid posters with lame jokes and even lamer pictures is a insult to humanity, sir.


Serioulsy what is the deal? Are you that desperate to make a joke on the board that you feel the need to constantly post pictures here? And yeah I have been offended by some of the stuff you have posted but didn't want to say anything until I saw this thread. You are a cancer upon my mind.


sooo.. can we still be friends? ;D
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SaucyRossy on November 09, 2007, 08:49:19 AM
:clap: :angry: :grr: :highfive: I think I just did!  ;D ;) :D


RVR I have never felt the need to speak up about you until now. Your constant posts of those stupid posters with lame jokes and even lamer pictures is a insult to humanity, sir.


Serioulsy what is the deal? Are you that desperate to make a joke on the board that you feel the need to constantly post pictures here? And yeah I have been offended by some of the stuff you have posted but didn't want to say anything until I saw this thread. You are a cancer upon my mind.


sooo.. can we still be friends? ;D
 :D :D :D

Sure RVR, were cool. Sorry for snapping on you.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 09, 2007, 09:40:20 AM
:clap: :angry: :grr: :highfive: I think I just did!  ;D ;) :D


RVR I have never felt the need to speak up about you until now. Your constant posts of those stupid posters with lame jokes and even lamer pictures is a insult to humanity, sir.


Serioulsy what is the deal? Are you that desperate to make a joke on the board that you feel the need to constantly post pictures here? And yeah I have been offended by some of the stuff you have posted but didn't want to say anything until I saw this thread. You are a cancer upon my mind.


sooo.. can we still be friends? ;D
 :D :D :D

Sure RVR, were cool. Sorry for snapping on you.
Alright! Till Next Time then.. :D :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 13, 2007, 05:50:34 PM
Anyone trying that hard to start fights on here could burn out pretty quick.

That raises an interesting question, however.  Should those sorts of people qualify for "Potential Next To Snap"?  I mean, we've had our share of loonies, like that bloke who made that rude topic about Mike's wife, or the guy who registered as two characters from Jesus Christ: Superstar just to post an exchange from the musical and lock the topic when they were finished, but would it be fair to target them in this topic?

Likewise, if they jump in to serve as obvious and direct opposition to something the topic stands for, like Shelley did in the Rachel Ray topic, or the aforementioned (but deleted from the quote to trim it down) Zardoz! thing, should that be a qualifying point, as well?  And what about people who come onto the board solely to complain about RiffTrax, like what insulterkiller is doing?

Urgh, too many technicalities for snapping on this forum.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bairman on November 13, 2007, 06:44:07 PM
Urgh, too many technicalities for snapping on this forum.

Uh-oh... I think Dim's gonna snap.    :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 13, 2007, 06:49:39 PM
Think to yourself, "It's just a forum, I should really just relax."
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 13, 2007, 07:50:24 PM
Sorry, kids.  I'm a science major.  It's kind of my thing to try to be analytical and ask a lot of questions.  I'm only doing so now because I'm procrastinating on my homework.   :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bairman on November 13, 2007, 07:52:48 PM
Sorry, kids.

Kids?  Are you talking to me?

ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jasimon1 on November 13, 2007, 08:04:29 PM
My vote is so going for insulterkiller. Seriously, it has to be someone joking around. If it isn't, I feel really sad for them.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on November 13, 2007, 11:07:24 PM
Anyone trying that hard to start fights on here could burn out pretty quick.

That raises an interesting question, however.  Should those sorts of people qualify for "Potential Next To Snap"?  I mean, we've had our share of loonies, like that bloke who made that rude topic about Mike's wife, or the guy who registered as two characters from Jesus Christ: Superstar just to post an exchange from the musical and lock the topic when they were finished, but would it be fair to target them in this topic?

Likewise, if they jump in to serve as obvious and direct opposition to something the topic stands for, like Shelley did in the Rachel Ray topic, or the aforementioned (but deleted from the quote to trim it down) Zardoz! thing, should that be a qualifying point, as well?  And what about people who come onto the board solely to complain about RiffTrax, like what insulterkiller is doing?

Urgh, too many technicalities for snapping on this forum.

I think Zardoz! counts since he's actually trying to contribute, though often in negative or strange ways.  Someone who comes in with a single agenda and just keeps hammering it like insulterkiller I can see taking out of the running, but Zardoz! is also starting threads to ask questions, suggesting trax (though he doesn't seem to know which ones have already been made) and getting in on conversations.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on November 14, 2007, 05:20:15 PM
...

Okay... what just happened? Did insultkiller just get banned, or did he quit and then join up again as Da penguin? Is he actually trying to fool people into thinking that he's DaPenguin who works for Rifftrax? Does he even know who that is? Or is he just crazy? I'm lost here.

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 14, 2007, 08:44:54 PM
I don't think we can call insulterkiller the next poster to snap, as it was pretty clear that he/she was already crazy to begin with.  Just because you have functioning fingers and a keybord, it doesn't mean you should use them in conjunction with each other!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: BathTub on November 15, 2007, 12:13:50 AM
...

Okay... what just happened? Did insultkiller just get banned, or did he quit and then join up again as Da penguin? Is he actually trying to fool people into thinking that he's DaPenguin who works for Rifftrax? Does he even know who that is? Or is he just crazy? I'm lost here.

-Rude

No, yes, maybe, probably, most definitely.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on November 15, 2007, 01:13:07 AM
Well one thing's for sure. He can't spell PenQuin
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 15, 2007, 05:48:22 AM
Who cares? Dude is over and out. Some people just enjoy stirring up a hornets nest for the hell of it. Best thing to do is to not acknowledge him. It's the same approach I take to the crazy dudes in Seattle that sit down on a bench next to you and start sputtering psychobabble about the evils of cotton candy.

No joke.

I love now though how there are ruminations on the possibility that this is some sort of treasure hunt game in the making.  :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 15, 2007, 05:54:44 AM
Oh God, don't get me started about cotton candy.......
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 15, 2007, 09:30:33 AM
I love now though how there are ruminations on the possibility that this is some sort of treasure hunt game in the making.  :D

Not as such.  I was being incredibly sarcastic with the guy because I was in a bit of a sour mood, and he took one of my jokes and ran with it.  So, I am entirely to blame for insulterkiller's new account.

On a different note, Pak, my spellcheck and the Google search all spell "penquin" with a G instead of a Q.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on November 15, 2007, 01:27:28 PM
On a different note, Pak, my spellcheck and the Google search all spell "penquin" with a G instead of a Q.

I know. Our imposter spelled it with a Q. I was quoting his spelling. :^)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 15, 2007, 02:00:37 PM
On a different note, Pak, my spellcheck and the Google search all spell "penquin" with a G instead of a Q.

I know. Our imposter spelled it with a Q. I was quoting his spelling. :^)

Don't you mean you were guoting his spelling?  ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on November 15, 2007, 02:03:00 PM
On a different note, Pak, my spellcheck and the Google search all spell "penquin" with a G instead of a Q.

I know. Our imposter spelled it with a Q. I was quoting his spelling. :^)

Don't you mean you were guoting his spelling?  ;)

qeese, will you quys guit it?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 15, 2007, 06:26:19 PM
Whoops.  Sorry Pak.  (Kap?  All of a sudden, I feel momentarily dyslexic.)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: YoohooRiffer on January 08, 2008, 06:58:01 AM
I'm going with Crazy_88s.  I really think he's crazy and is going to snap soon.

I just noticed that Crazy isn't here anymore.  Did I actually get one right?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on January 08, 2008, 06:59:40 AM
Could be, though they apparently didn't go out in a dramatic melt down so I'm not sure it counts as snapping, more like "folding"  :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on January 08, 2008, 07:55:14 AM
Is valeyard gone?  Haven't seen her in a couple weeks I think. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on January 08, 2008, 07:55:54 AM
It's a trick. Get an axe.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on January 08, 2008, 08:01:18 AM
Is valeyard gone?  Haven't seen her in a couple weeks I think. 

She's lying in wait in the Matrix for the Doctor, she'll get those regenerations, and his little TARDIS too.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on January 08, 2008, 08:02:13 AM
Do not invoke names.... it's bad hoodoo.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on January 08, 2008, 12:58:58 PM
Crazy_88s was Cognac right?  Damn, how many forum members have we lost because of Transformers?  (I can only assume that's what led to his quiet snap, that he STILL couldn't convince anyone that Transformers was the greatest movie ever)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Ortega on January 08, 2008, 01:56:08 PM
Crazy_88s was Cognac was Gorak was Shelly Marsh was RhodesWatson was Leopold_Stoch was Johhny_Short_Torso.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on January 08, 2008, 02:09:09 PM
Oh...so the answer is one...until he comes back.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on January 08, 2008, 02:44:44 PM
Cognac stop quitting, man. It's just what those Transformer-Hating-Go-Bot-Loving terrorists want you to do!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 09, 2008, 07:24:01 AM
We're a funny bunch, folks.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on January 09, 2008, 07:28:29 AM
Cognac stop quitting, man. It's just what those Transformer-Hating-Go-Bot-Loving terrorists want you to do!

He's right.  I've been fighting those bastards for years.   It doesnt matter how many you kill, another one seems to squeeze out from under a rock somewhere.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on January 09, 2008, 07:31:36 AM
Cognac stop quitting, man. It's just what those Transformer-Hating-Go-Bot-Loving terrorists want you to do!

He's right.  I've been fighting those bastards for years.   It doesnt matter how many you kill, another one seems to squeeze out from under a rock somewhere.

You shouldn't talk of your fans that way Go-Bot  ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on January 09, 2008, 07:33:37 AM
We're a funny bunch, folks.

could be worse, we could be a funky bunch  :D

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_albums/5/8/2/c58070dvi23.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on January 16, 2008, 08:05:24 PM
So.  I'm curious.  Should we rule out the people who clearly came onto the board to bitch about the choices of movie that RiffTrax has chosen to riff on?  I brought it up when insulterkiller reared his ugly head, and now we've got that david thomas guy popping up and whining about Transformers.  If this is going to be a common trend on this board now, should we just cross that type of poster off of the list of Most Likely To Snap?

Because, in my opinion, they've already snapped, more or less, ya?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on January 16, 2008, 08:13:35 PM
So.  I'm curious.  Should we rule out the people who clearly came onto the board to bitch about the choices of movie that RiffTrax has chosen to riff on?  I brought it up when insulterkiller reared his ugly head, and now we've got that david thomas guy popping up and whining about Transformers.  If this is going to be a common trend on this board now, should we just cross that type of poster off of the list of Most Likely To Snap?

Because, in my opinion, they've already snapped, more or less, ya?

makes sense to me. there should be a survey before people sign up
1) Are you signing up strictly to bitch about one of the films riffed?
Yes                                No               (cirlce one)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on January 16, 2008, 08:15:16 PM
Right.  It would have to be someone who was normal at first, like Principal Skin Trade, who one day went ape shit.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on January 17, 2008, 12:15:14 PM
imrahil, do you want that person to like you?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on January 17, 2008, 12:55:46 PM
Now that's a Cesare Borgia thing to do, The Blessed Niccolo would simply make some sort of back handed compliment ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 17, 2008, 04:12:37 PM
Quote
Yes, but only so I can have a machiavellian change of heart later and stab him in the back at the most opportune time.

no a machiavellian approach would be to get them to be your friends so you can make use of the relationship. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on January 17, 2008, 04:13:19 PM
The sarge put it much better than me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on January 17, 2008, 06:24:32 PM
Machiavellian logic aside, I want to nominate Taufig2u to be the next forum member to snap.  Maybe something more interesting than stupid answers to stupid questions will erupt from his thread in General Chat.  Here's hoping.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 17, 2008, 07:07:10 PM
i dunno i think tauq came in screwed up in the head. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on January 17, 2008, 07:25:53 PM
Well, we all come in here pretty screwed up in the head, honestly, but I don't think Tauq came onto the board jonesing to start a conflict like insulterkiller did.  I believe that one of his first posts to this board was a RiffTrax fanposter for Ramadhan that went largely ignored.  Kind of bizarre, sure, but the post was more like a supplement to his Suggest-A-Trax topic than anything.

The topic in question. (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,5514.0.html)

So, he came from humble beginnings.  And I'm lumping the "Suggest-A-Trax" board with humble beginnings, because I know that's where I first wandered onto the RiffTrax RoundTable, and where I've noticed a lot of new people start posting.  Apart from, you know, the "Welcome" board.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: BEERxTaco on January 18, 2008, 12:58:08 PM
ISAAC !

Currently snapping in the Writers Strike thread
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SaucyRossy on January 18, 2008, 01:48:15 PM
ISAAC !

Currently snapping in the Writers Strike thread

here is the link.
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,6938.0.html
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on January 18, 2008, 02:15:40 PM
ISAAC !

Currently snapping in the Writers Strike thread

Oh he has gone way passed snaped,he is now taking a shotgun  down to the post office.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on January 18, 2008, 02:20:08 PM
Well if Isaac would just not comment on subjects he has little understanding of he would be fine.

But I guess he would be even less interesting to listen to then.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on January 18, 2008, 03:51:43 PM
Oh yeah (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,5469.msg197884.html#msg197884), I'll put a few Bob on Isaac
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on January 18, 2008, 08:03:00 PM
Haven't all the posters who've snapped so far been Transformers fans? If so, I'm placing bets on Tyrant, Pak-Man, and Sideswipe! :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on January 18, 2008, 08:04:53 PM
It's energon derangement  :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on January 18, 2008, 08:08:15 PM
You'd think that if anything would break the will of a Transformers fan it would be that awful Michael Bay movie.  Watching it is like getting a concussion.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on January 18, 2008, 08:10:54 PM
I keep telling you people, you know who you are, AmandaGal, Dignan, and James_of_Linhoo,

IM NOT CRAZY!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on January 18, 2008, 08:15:39 PM
You'd think that if anything would break the will of a Transformers fan it would be that awful Michael Bay movie.  Watching it is like getting a concussion.

I think it's exactly that kind of statement that makes them snap ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on January 18, 2008, 11:27:39 PM
You think it's bad now, wait until the new Thundercats movie comes out and all the Cheetara-lovers start screaming at us.   ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on January 19, 2008, 09:09:21 AM
Cheetara-lovers


I just got an image of furries...thanks, Ronin. Thanks.

No problem, buddy.  You know I'm here for ya.   ;)

According to his comments on the first box set's bonus disc, Wil Wheaton's a Cheetara-lover.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on January 22, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
Well if Isaac would just not comment on subjects he has little understanding of he would be fine.

You've obviously been the one to have snapped. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on January 22, 2008, 07:48:44 PM
Well if Isaac would just not comment on subjects he has little understanding of he would be fine.

You've obviously been the one to have snapped. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

I don't need Perry Mason to prove my case now.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on January 22, 2008, 08:17:19 PM
Nah, the whole forum will just fold in on itself and implode.  Then we'll have a lot of explaining to do to the kind fellas at RiffTrax who brought us this sweet message board in the first place.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on January 23, 2008, 02:26:45 AM
..Maybe a 'trial and error' experiment could be done to say.. Test the Waters of this theory.. 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on January 23, 2008, 08:05:11 AM
I don't need Perry Mason to prove my case now.

How about this? FUCK OFF!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on January 23, 2008, 08:25:40 AM
Hahahaha
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on January 23, 2008, 08:48:35 AM
wow
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on January 23, 2008, 09:11:00 AM
heh heh.  That's funny.   :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on January 23, 2008, 11:04:17 AM
It's like moving to the next room when Mom and Dad are yelling at eachother, but right when you settle into a comfortable spot on the couch away from the mean words in the kitchen, out comes Dad right in front of the tv, running from a frying-pan wielding Mom.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on January 23, 2008, 11:08:23 AM
It's like moving to the next room when Mom and Dad are yelling at eachother, but right when you settle into a comfortable spot on the couch away from the mean words in the kitchen, out comes Dad right in front of the tv, running from a frying-pan wielding Mom.
That does 'ring a bell'.. :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on January 23, 2008, 11:09:24 AM
It's like moving to the next room when Mom and Dad are yelling at eachother, but right when you settle into a comfortable spot on the couch away from the mean words in the kitchen, out comes Dad right in front of the tv, running from a frying-pan wielding Mom.
That does 'ring a bell'.. :speechless:
Slight exaggerations are embedded in the scenario.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on January 23, 2008, 11:13:49 AM
I don't need Perry Mason to prove my case now.

How about this? FUCK OFF!

That's almost up there with "I know you are but what am I"

Isac may be the forum member that is the most fun to read.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on January 23, 2008, 11:18:56 AM
I don't need Perry Mason to prove my case now.

How about this? FUCK OFF!

That's almost up there with "I know you are but what am I"

Isac may be the forum member that is the most fun to read.

Just remember, I picked him to snap before anyone else did.   :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on January 23, 2008, 11:38:31 AM
but i would miss him if he went.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: gbeenie on January 29, 2008, 12:53:42 PM
It's energon derangement  :)

Well, the deleterious health effects of long-term Energon consumption are pretty well-documented...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: gbeenie on January 29, 2008, 01:01:49 PM
What if someone snaps in this thread? Does that mean the fabric of causality will unravel?

No, the thread will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

Of, course, there is the theory that this has already happened...   :)  (somebody hurry up and make a Hitchhikers' Guide logo smiley, already!)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on January 29, 2008, 08:16:49 PM
It's energon derangement  :)

Well, the deleterious health effects of long-term Energon consumption are pretty well-documented...

what, you have no idea what you are talking about.. Energon is the ultimate source of power in the universe!  You are just jealous that you aren't powered by an Energon reactor core.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 31, 2008, 11:13:39 AM
It's energon derangement  :)

Well, the deleterious health effects of long-term Energon consumption are pretty well-documented...

what, you have no idea what you are talking about.. Energon is the ultimate source of power in the universe!  You are just jealous that you aren't powered by an Energon reactor core.

neither are you cause you are a go bot  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on January 31, 2008, 11:31:27 AM
Question: Will it count as a proper snapping if we actually drive Swipe to it?   :D 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on January 31, 2008, 11:47:19 AM
Unless you just want to wait around for me to randomly snap.  Oh and the sheep lover can burn in hell.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on February 01, 2008, 09:04:10 AM
In another case of "came to the forum for the exclusive purpose of snapping", I vote The Next Walt Disney. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on February 01, 2008, 09:08:41 AM
In another case of "came to the forum for the exclusive purpose of snapping", I vote The Next Walt Disney. 
Yeah.. The change in the name doesn't make a difference when you sound the same and others pick up that fact rather quickly ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on February 01, 2008, 09:10:47 AM
I vote for myself as the next to snap because of this goddamned mafia game.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Hebs on February 01, 2008, 10:12:23 AM
I vote for myself as the next to snap because of this goddamned mafia game.

Haha, how can you possibly follow it?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on February 01, 2008, 04:49:00 PM
Unless you just want to wait around for me to randomly snap.  Oh and the sheep lover can burn in hell.
is it considered cheating if we intentionally make someone snap?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 01, 2008, 05:05:46 PM
Unless you just want to wait around for me to randomly snap.  Oh and the sheep lover can burn in hell.
is it considered cheating if we intentionally make someone snap?

nope
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on February 02, 2008, 11:03:12 AM
Unless you just want to wait around for me to randomly snap.  Oh and the sheep lover can burn in hell.
is it considered cheating if we intentionally make someone snap?

nope

If you voted for the guy to be the next to snap, you can't drive him to snap.  That's just not fair.  Otherwise, it's fair game.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on February 03, 2008, 08:45:53 PM
Unless you just want to wait around for me to randomly snap.  Oh and the sheep lover can burn in hell.
is it considered cheating if we intentionally make someone snap?

nope

If you voted for the guy to be the next to snap, you can't drive him to snap.  That's just not fair.  Otherwise, it's fair game.
then i vote for everyone other than sideswipe
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 03, 2008, 08:49:55 PM
I see what you're doing there.  Clever girl.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on February 03, 2008, 08:51:34 PM
I see what you're doing there.  Clever girl.
Hit'n the Jurassic Park quotes already I see.. :D :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 03, 2008, 08:54:27 PM
I see what you're doing there.  Clever girl.
Hit'n the Jurassic Park quotes already I see.. :D :D

I can't wait to hear the joke on that part in the Rifftrax.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on February 25, 2008, 10:28:22 AM
You know, sometimes I miss all the crazy when it's not here anymore.  Someone snap for my amusement please. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on February 25, 2008, 10:30:54 AM
I vote BTA.
Why? Why not?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: gammer on February 25, 2008, 10:31:56 AM
*SNAP*

OK THATS IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!!

*KLICK* -  we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on February 25, 2008, 11:42:35 AM
Boy.. I've been having an Interesting day. Last week was bad enough :grr:

I discovered a newly commissioned SC Notary Public that Cant Read, Write, nor Speak the English language, And reside in NC ???
They used their Business address instead! A Big NO-NO!! ::)
As a SC Notary myself, I've been back & forth with the SC Notary Commission and they're now investigating.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on February 25, 2008, 11:45:21 AM
Boy.. I've been having an Interesting day. Last week was bad enough :grr:

I discovered a newly commissioned SC Notary Public that Cant Read, Write, nor Speak the English language, And reside in NC ???
They used their Business address instead! A Big NO-NO!! ::)
As a SC Notary myself, I've been back & forth with the SC Notary Commission and they're now investigating.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: BEERxTaco on February 26, 2008, 08:52:22 AM
NARC !
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on February 26, 2008, 08:56:11 AM
Ya Damn Right!
I know that person in question, and ANY thing she could've done wrong, could possibly have been traced to me!
That ain't happening on My Watch! I take pride in my work. ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on February 27, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
I know! I am sorry-I am such a screw up!!! :gouge:

OOPS-didn't mean to do that either!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: YourComputer on February 27, 2008, 11:02:34 AM
Me. Nobody pays attention to me. It's the last thing they'd expect.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on February 27, 2008, 11:04:06 AM
Me. Nobody pays attention to me. It's the last thing they'd expect.
My computers have been Pissing Me Off lately, so be glad your not on the receiving end of My RATH! :grr:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: YourComputer on February 27, 2008, 11:07:08 AM
Me. Nobody pays attention to me. It's the last thing they'd expect.
My computers have been Pissing Me Off lately, so be glad your not on the receiving end of My RATH! :grr:

No, I don't mind your "rath" (snicker). I am Hal 9000 or KITT or WOPR or something...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on February 27, 2008, 11:08:12 AM
Me. Nobody pays attention to me. It's the last thing they'd expect.
My computers have been Pissing Me Off lately, so be glad your not on the receiving end of My RATH! :grr:

No, I don't mind your "rath" (snicker). I am Hal 9000 or KITT or WOPR or something...
That's What I Need (except for the 'self-aware' parts..)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: YourComputer on February 27, 2008, 11:10:45 AM
Me. Nobody pays attention to me. It's the last thing they'd expect.
My computers have been Pissing Me Off lately, so be glad your not on the receiving end of My RATH! :grr:

No, I don't mind your "rath" (snicker). I am Hal 9000 or KITT or WOPR or something...
That's What I Need (except for the 'self-aware' parts..)
Sorry, you'll get self-aware with me. I might hate you eventually if I were specifically YOURComputer
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on February 27, 2008, 11:19:08 AM
Me. Nobody pays attention to me. It's the last thing they'd expect.
My computers have been Pissing Me Off lately, so be glad your not on the receiving end of My RATH! :grr:

No, I don't mind your "rath" (snicker). I am Hal 9000 or KITT or WOPR or something...
That's What I Need (except for the 'self-aware' parts..)
Sorry, you'll get self-aware with me. I might hate you eventually if I were specifically YOURComputer
Yeah, that wouldn't work for me..
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on February 27, 2008, 12:14:08 PM
"rath" or wrath....hehehe
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on February 27, 2008, 12:15:13 PM
"rath" or wrath....hehehe
rath, Wrath,  :P
I'm thinking redneck spelling at the moment
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on February 27, 2008, 12:58:44 PM
and i'm just thinking seven deadly sins spelling, lol  >:D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on February 29, 2008, 05:08:57 AM
I know theres a wager going on about me somewhere since we are fresh out of rabid Transformer fans at the moment and they seem to have the stability of nitro glycerine.  Not today guys, but who knows?  Could be any day now.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on February 29, 2008, 05:13:34 AM
I think I might snap someday with all the MST3K references, and people only recommending movies to be riffed because they're bad.
I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE MST3K'S BEEN "DEAD" FOR NEARLY 10 YEARS, LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:
AND RIFFTRAX DOESN'T JUST RIFF MOVIES BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD (TRANSFORMERS ANYONE) :grr:
 ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: YourComputer on February 29, 2008, 07:05:06 AM
I think I might snap someday with all the MST3K references, and people only recommending movies to be riffed because they're bad.
I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE MST3K'S BEEN "DEAD" FOR NEARLY 10 YEARS, LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:
AND RIFFTRAX DOESN'T JUST RIFF MOVIES BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD (TRANSFORMERS ANYONE) :grr:
 ;D

That's odd, I don't remember much good about Transformers 2007. A better example: Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on February 29, 2008, 10:24:50 AM
I think I might snap someday with all the MST3K references, and people only recommending movies to be riffed because they're bad.
I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE MST3K'S BEEN "DEAD" FOR NEARLY 10 YEARS, LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:
AND RIFFTRAX DOESN'T JUST RIFF MOVIES BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD (TRANSFORMERS ANYONE) :grr:
 ;D

That's odd, I don't remember much good about Transformers 2007. A better example: Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Great example.  Mine would have been Casino Royale, but yours hits the nail on the head a lot better.

Then again, I can see why people aren't requesting Mike riff on good movies.  If I had just been assaulted by a horrific movie, I would want it to get its comeuppance, after all.  You can't imagine how much I wanted Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter to get torn apart.

Then again, if they do decide to go ahead and riff a bad movie, chances are that a lot of people are going to jump up and say, "Wait a second!  I have to rent/buy/Netflix Movie Title Goes Here?!  Are you serious?!  I'm not going to do that!  That's deplorable!  That's horrific!  That's just plain sick!  You should be ashamed of yourselves for making me buy/rent/Netflix Movie Title Goes Here, RiffTrax!", and that tends to negate the "Why are you riffing all these goo movies when there's a treasure trove of badness out there?!  What's wrong with you?!" cries.

Oh, RiffTrax.  Never change.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on February 29, 2008, 05:07:29 PM
I know theres a wager going on about me somewhere since we are fresh out of rabid Transformer fans at the moment and they seem to have the stability of nitro glycerine.  Not today guys, but who knows?  Could be any day now.

I don't know if we're expecting an emotion breakdown from you, but maybe a fan belt could "snap" anytime.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on February 29, 2008, 05:14:13 PM
I think I might snap someday with all the MST3K references, and people only recommending movies to be riffed because they're bad.
I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE MST3K'S BEEN "DEAD" FOR NEARLY 10 YEARS, LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:
AND RIFFTRAX DOESN'T JUST RIFF MOVIES BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD (TRANSFORMERS ANYONE) :grr:
 ;D

That's odd, I don't remember much good about Transformers 2007. A better example: Raiders of the Lost Ark.

see that little smiley face, yeah, that one, under the "rifftrax bad movie thing" it means I'm joking, I do that alot.
 ;D

see that, see I did it again
 ;D

and I liked transformers alot, but then again I'm not a member of the "Technologically Inclined Community*"




* nerd, geek, what have you



Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 07, 2008, 07:35:48 PM
Does it count if it's the same batshit troll who keeps snapping?

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,7924.msg226164.html#msg226164 (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,7924.msg226164.html#msg226164)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on March 07, 2008, 07:37:11 PM
I wish he would snap, because that would involve LEAVING. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 07, 2008, 07:38:21 PM
Does it count if it's the same batshit troll who keeps snapping?

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,7924.msg226164.html#msg226164 (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,7924.msg226164.html#msg226164)
Nah..
Not till they actually delete their profile.. OR, the mods decide to block him/her/it ???
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 07, 2008, 07:40:16 PM
I wish he would snap, because that would involve LEAVING. 

If he leaves, he'll just create YET ANOTHER screen name by which to annoy us.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on March 07, 2008, 07:44:10 PM
I wish he would snap, because that would involve LEAVING. 

If he leaves, he'll just create YET ANOTHER screen name by which to annoy us.

Is it dumb to hope he'll create someone more interesting and less insane? 

At this point, I'd rather talk to the dumb donkey or frozen Walt Disney's head.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 07, 2008, 08:37:43 PM
3) If the person you have picked is then gone for a minimum of 30 days, then you will be rewarded with a cool banner thing that flashes the departee's name and says "Oh Snap!" (cool banner thing may not exist)

So, The Next Walt Disney left on March 7.  On April 6, if he hasn't returned using yet another alter-ego, we can declare him officially gone, and somebody has to make a banner for whoever voted Nextie a goner, and it looked like Courtney staked that claim.

I don't think he was a troll this time around-he seemed to be making an active effort to try to be liked on this board.  It's a shame nobody told him that we eat our young.  I almost feel bad for the guy.  At any rate, trying to fit in on the board = fair game.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on March 07, 2008, 08:48:04 PM
But why try and be a part of something you find vile and disgusting?  It's best to just leave it out of sight.

Visiting here and contributing probably made him more nuts than he was.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 07, 2008, 08:54:25 PM
I'm more than a little certain that there are better ways to fit in then to leap onto a board and announce that gay guys have annoying voices.

Fingers crossed for April 6th!  Yay banners! 

PS - Just under the The Next Walt Disney handle alone, he wrote 80+ posts (he was last seen with about 75, but that whole Charlotte's Web thread was deleted, so it could be 100+).   This is of course not counting the other names he's used.  So after well over a hundred posts, it's probably best to just cut your losses.

When you guys finally riot against me, that is what I intend to do.  After a long Bodhi-in-Point-Break-esque monologue, that is.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 07, 2008, 09:40:29 PM
i still say it was an insane person with no real language skills who likes mike nelson but doesnt understand it, in the same way rain man liked abbot and costello
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on March 07, 2008, 09:43:27 PM
i still say it was an insane person with no real language skills who likes mike nelson but doesnt understand it, in the same way rain man liked abbot and costello

* suddenly can't shake the image of Dustin Hoffman rocking back and forth on his feet quickly reciting every riff from Nestor and trying to decipher the meaning behind their riddle *
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 04:35:06 AM
But why try and be a part of something you find vile and disgusting? 
*queues Janet Jackson's "Opposites Attract"* :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 08, 2008, 06:38:17 AM
Well he did move possibly one step forward and then like 50 steps back.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on March 08, 2008, 06:40:59 AM
Do people believe that was Johnny_Short_Torso or Principal_Skin_Trade? 'cause that Next Walt Disney guy seemed a lot lower on the evolutionary scale than the other two.  If it was the same person, then he/she perhaps should get back on their meds...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 08, 2008, 06:44:43 AM
No who was it who really hated Nestor? That's who it was.

Well I suppose Walt Disney, Adolph and Eva won't have to come out to play any longer.

HEEEEE'S BAAAAAACKKK (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=7924.new;topicseen#new) ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 07:09:43 AM
No who was it who really hated Nestor? That's who it was.

Well I suppose Walt Disney, Adolph and Eva won't have to come out to play any longer.
Never say never.. :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 08, 2008, 07:12:10 AM
But why try and be a part of something you find vile and disgusting? 
*queues Janet Jackson's "Opposites Attract"* :P

GODDAMMIT IT'S PAULA ABDUL!  NOT JANET JACKSON!   :angry:

Sorry, I just wanted to try my hand at snapping.  I'm not very good at it.  It seems like a lot of work.  Happy times!   :highfive:

Do people believe that was Johnny_Short_Torso or Principal_Skin_Trade? 'cause that Next Walt Disney guy seemed a lot lower on the evolutionary scale than the other two.  If it was the same person, then he/she perhaps should get back on their meds...

No, it's the general consensus that he's also insulterkiller.  His denial ("what a stupid name") only made people believe it more.  Johnny_Short_Torso and Principal_Skin_Trade were someone else.  Someone a bit touched, but at least they had their moments from time to time.  This clown was just crazy on top of crazy on top of sad on top of more crazy.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 07:13:26 AM
But why try and be a part of something you find vile and disgusting? 
*queues Janet Jackson's "Opposites Attract"* :P

GODDAMMIT IT'S PAULA ABDUL!  NOT JANET JACKSON!   :angry:

Sorry, I just wanted to try my hand at snapping.  I'm not very good at it.  It seems like a lot of work.  Happy times!   :highfive:
:speechless: I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry! :scared: *SNAP* ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 08, 2008, 07:14:21 AM
Hey I didn't notice that until you pointed it out.

Every time we try to watch American Idol, Ann always finds herself muttering "Shut up Paula, you were out sung and out danced by a cartoon cat"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 07:22:16 AM
Am I the only one who had trouble figuring out what "The Next Walt Disney" was upset about half the time?

I mean at the start of his posts he would ask for something to be riffed and then at the end he would call Mike evil for riffing movies.

Also was he trying to say that Walt Disney was or Wasn't a NAZI?

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 08, 2008, 07:24:08 AM
It was that Mike had dared to riff Nestor the Long Eared Donkey. Walt the next apparently belongs to a church in which that little stop motion movie is part of the bible.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 08, 2008, 07:28:39 AM
I think it might be from the same church that thought Charlotte's Web was evil, because he got pretty upset about that too.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 08, 2008, 07:29:41 AM
What was the basis for that again, I can't recall.

Spiders are bad or something?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 08, 2008, 07:30:51 AM
Something involving cow vagina.  I don't really remember.  But I think a cow gave birth and the miracle of life is disgusting and therefore must be riffed?  I don't know. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 08, 2008, 07:33:20 AM
Hmm was he the ghost of Mohammad Atta then?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 08, 2008, 07:47:17 AM
I wanna snap, but I don't take anything seriously, so all I can do is  :clap:  :highfive:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2008, 08:23:04 AM
No who was it who really hated Nestor? That's who it was.

Well I suppose Walt Disney, Adolph and Eva won't have to come out to play any longer.

HEEEEE'S BAAAAAACKKK (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=7924.new;topicseen#new) ::)

Well, Eva's account's been deleted, so she's not going to be able to join the fun.  I guess if Nextie does come back, Disney and Hitler are at the ready to come out and play.

And I don't think Mr. "Not Twelve" guy was Nextie.  Even if he was, he barely stuck around.  So, 29 more days remain until Courtney gets a cute little "OH, SNAP!" banner.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 08, 2008, 08:26:31 AM
Yes unfortunately Eva was a casualty of another members need to test their e-mail providers ability to receive the reply notifications.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 08, 2008, 10:44:44 AM
But why try and be a part of something you find vile and disgusting? 
*queues Janet Jackson's "Opposites Attract"* :P

GODDAMMIT IT'S PAULA ABDUL!  NOT JANET JACKSON!   :angry:


THANK YOU. I was very angry when i read RVR's mistake
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 11:02:16 AM
It was that Mike had dared to riff Nestor the Long Eared Donkey. Walt the next apparently belongs to a church in which that little stop motion movie is part of the bible.

That was what he was so mad about?!

Is there any way if we can find out if he was posting from an insane asylum?

As a Christian I can tell you I have never read anything about Mary's donkey in the Bible,and it is not sacred.

I don't think Next has ever read the Bible.

But i was never able to work out if he was mad because he thought Mike had called Disney a NAZI(I have never heard Mike say that),or if he was saying the only reason you should be allowed to make fun of something Disney did was if he was a NAZI and he wasn't.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2008, 11:06:21 AM
I'll be fair.  The Disney=Nazi thing only came up because of how Nextie reacted to an offhand comment from one of the forum members.  Something along the lines of, "Disney was TOTALLY a Nazi."  He made a whole topic dedicated to how Disney was totally not a Nazi, and he may have met Hitler or something, but he totally wasn't a Nazi, you guys are jerks for mentioning it!  And we kind of took it and ran with it.  We ran with it a lot.

So, the Nazi Disney thing came from the forum, and it wasn't something Nextie picked up from Mike.  It probably didn't help the whole "I'm trying to like Mike" thing, but what can we say?  We're jerks.  Or, at least I am.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 11:07:56 AM
But why try and be a part of something you find vile and disgusting? 
*queues Janet Jackson's "Opposites Attract"* :P

GODDAMMIT IT'S PAULA ABDUL!  NOT JANET JACKSON!   :angry:


THANK YOU. I was very angry when i read RVR's mistake
Aww.. You gonna go 'snapy snapy snapy' too?? :-X uh oh.. :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 11:21:43 AM
I'll be fair.  The Disney=Nazi thing only came up because of how Nextie reacted to an offhand comment from one of the forum members.  Something along the lines of, "Disney was TOTALLY a Nazi."  He made a whole topic dedicated to how Disney was totally not a Nazi, and he may have met Hitler or something, but he totally wasn't a Nazi, you guys are jerks for mentioning it!  And we kind of took it and ran with it.  We ran with it a lot.

So, the Nazi Disney thing came from the forum, and it wasn't something Nextie picked up from Mike.  It probably didn't help the whole "I'm trying to like Mike" thing, but what can we say?  We're jerks.  Or, at least I am.

Oh Ok.

I sure I saw him to try to blame Mike for spreading the rumor.

I found his post hard to read because not only would he make death threats,but he would controdict himself quite a bit often in the same sentance.

First he would say how much he liked Mike then he would go on to say that Riffing movie was wrong.  Then he would demand that Mike Riff a movie,then when it didn't happen he would say Mike wasn't a real Christian.

Confusing.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 08, 2008, 11:34:10 AM
But why try and be a part of something you find vile and disgusting? 
*queues Janet Jackson's "Opposites Attract"* :P

GODDAMMIT IT'S PAULA ABDUL!  NOT JANET JACKSON!   :angry:


THANK YOU. I was very angry when i read RVR's mistake
Aww.. You gonna go 'snapy snapy snapy' too?? :-X uh oh.. :speechless:


get your ass behind the gym and prepare for punishment!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 11:36:49 AM
But why try and be a part of something you find vile and disgusting? 
*queues Janet Jackson's "Opposites Attract"* :P

GODDAMMIT IT'S PAULA ABDUL!  NOT JANET JACKSON!   :angry:


THANK YOU. I was very angry when i read RVR's mistake
Aww.. You gonna go 'snapy snapy snapy' too?? :-X uh oh.. :speechless:


get your ass behind the gym and prepare for punishment!
:scared: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 12:01:55 PM
Friggin Troll's Back! :grr:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,7947.msg226504/topicseen.html#msg226504
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2008, 12:02:53 PM
I'll be fair.  The Disney=Nazi thing only came up because of how Nextie reacted to an offhand comment from one of the forum members.  Something along the lines of, "Disney was TOTALLY a Nazi."  He made a whole topic dedicated to how Disney was totally not a Nazi, and he may have met Hitler or something, but he totally wasn't a Nazi, you guys are jerks for mentioning it!  And we kind of took it and ran with it.  We ran with it a lot.

So, the Nazi Disney thing came from the forum, and it wasn't something Nextie picked up from Mike.  It probably didn't help the whole "I'm trying to like Mike" thing, but what can we say?  We're jerks.  Or, at least I am.

Oh Ok.

I sure I saw him to try to blame Mike for spreading the rumor.

I found his post hard to read because not only would he make death threats,but he would controdict himself quite a bit often in the same sentance.

First he would say how much he liked Mike then he would go on to say that Riffing movie was wrong.  Then he would demand that Mike Riff a movie,then when it didn't happen he would say Mike wasn't a real Christian.

Confusing.

He probably did, in a way.  Perhaps he saw the forum mocking good ol' Walt and thought that Mike felt the same way.  Who knows?  His stuff is hard to read, from the questionable spelling/grammar to the tangents that he goes off on as he types.  What he needs is an internal editor to try to keep his stuff on target.  I mean, I know this forum's notoriously bad at staying on-topic, but I've never seen anybody veer off the topic in just one post.

Oh, well.

Friggin Troll's Back! :grr:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,7947.msg226504/topicseen.html#msg226504

Then I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this means the game's been reset, the countdown is over, and Courtney won't get her spiffy "OH SNAP!" banner.  Sorry, Courtney.  Better luck next time.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 12:03:56 PM
I can't believe this we can't get rid of this idiot!!!

can't the mods ban his IP or something?

IT'S A MADHOUSE!!!  A MADHOUSE!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2008, 12:05:25 PM
I wanted to give this guy a chance, but even my patience is wearing thin.  I agree with the consensus; Can't the mods just declare him "too stupid to have a good time" and block his IP?  This is getting ridiculous.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 12:08:39 PM
I gave him a chance I never jumped on him before,then yesterday he made 3rd or 4th death threat of some kind against Mike and I have had it with him now.

Also why does he keep coming back with new names.

It doesn't change who he is or how we feel about him,it's just a stupid waist of time.

I am getting sick of seeing his posts.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 12:17:52 PM
OK THIS IS IT!!!!!


NOW I AM AT THE POINT OF SNAPPING!!!!!

HE HAS CHANGED HIS NAME AGAIN!!!

NOW HE IS CALLING HIMSELF NEVER AGAIN!!!

He is on a thread now acting like a victim asking for respect,this is to much.

I never thought I would say or type anything like this in my life but Mods please...

BAN THE FUCKER!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2008, 12:24:38 PM
I vote for The Doctor to be the next one to snap!

Edit: Oh, and I agree.  Nextie's gotta go.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 12:32:29 PM
What does it mean if i snap in this thread because I thing I have.

Oh and he is PMing me now.

It's not another Nestor thread, it's a completely different movie. And I want it riffed. How can I earn your personal trust.

What am i supposed to say to that any way.

In the thread he did ask if it was to soon,so I think he is telling a lie.

I am just going to delete any more PMs i get from him with out reading them.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 08, 2008, 12:34:17 PM
What the fuck is with this kid and "trust"?  My brain's about to burst.  I can't deal.  I'm going to be the next one to snap AND I don't get my spiffy banner.  DAMMIT.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2008, 12:35:20 PM
Will an image macro help?

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/miketroll.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 12:38:01 PM
The fact that he has to ask is one of the reason I don't trust him.

He wants some magic words he can say that will make us all love and respect him,also why did he pick on me i gave him more chances then anyone else here.

If you want trust and respect all you have to do is behave in a trustworthy and respectful manor,you don't have to ask anyone for.

Also you don't lie while asking.

I hope he doesn't come into this thread because this is the only place we have been able to escape him so far.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 08, 2008, 12:40:50 PM
In the words of Dalton, if somebody gets in your board and calls your Riffmaster a bad Christian and threatens murder and generally annoys everyone, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a board. It's nothing personal.

Ohm.  The zen of Swayze.  Anyways, someone "walk him" please.  So to speak.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 12:42:54 PM
Maybe we can get 'The Swayze' to finish off the Freak! :o
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 12:45:51 PM
Yeah I haven't seen him in anything lately I am sure he would love some work.

Quick how much money can you raise.

I have a $1.85 to my name but I will give it all to the cause.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2008, 12:46:04 PM
Well, in the very least, his RiffTrax suggestion is a real video (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304337/), and not just something he pulled out of his ass to further slam home the Nestor point.  However, that does not mean that he did not intend to further slam home the Nestor point.  He's better off just dropping the donkey thing, and it'll be one step closer to being a good member on the RiffTrax forum.

He has a hell of a lot of steps to take before he becomes a good member on the RiffTrax forum, but he'll be one step closer once he drops the donkey thing.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 12:48:22 PM
Well i'll be damned,It's real!!!

One step down 8,500 to go.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 08, 2008, 12:48:42 PM
Dim, you are kind and forgiving.  Nice until it's time not to be nice.  You are the Dalton of our forum.  
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 12:50:58 PM
But you know no matter how Kind and forgiving he is if he doesn't like Nestor and Walt Disney he can never be a "real Christian".
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2008, 12:53:24 PM
Dim, you are kind and forgiving.  Nice until it's time not to be nice.  You are the Dalton of our forum.  

... That's one of the nicest compliments I've ever received.  Thank you, Courtney!   ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 12:54:56 PM
Man! I'm get'n in the mood fer watchin sum 'Roadhouse' BO! :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 08, 2008, 12:59:14 PM
Man! I'm get'n in the mood fer watchin sum 'Roadhouse' BO! :P


What is Roadhouse BO? is that a swayze deodorant?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 01:00:38 PM
The deodorant for the swayze in all of us.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 08, 2008, 01:22:37 PM
oh, there's a little swayze in me.


BOO YAH!  :rimshot:



why is the ba dum tisch smiley called a "rimshot". that seems dirty
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 01:24:36 PM
Man! I'm get'n in the mood fer watchin sum 'Roadhouse' BO! :P


What is Roadhouse BO? is that a swayze deodorant?
Thats Redneck for Bar-fight'n types! YEE-HAW!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on March 08, 2008, 04:46:46 PM
No, it's the general consensus that he's also insulterkiller.  His denial ("what a stupid name") only made people believe it more.  Johnny_Short_Torso and Principal_Skin_Trade were someone else.  Someone a bit touched, but at least they had their moments from time to time.  This clown was just crazy on top of crazy on top of sad on top of more crazy.

He said he was insulterkiller in one post and then I think he deleted it.  He admitted to saying it later though.

He also said he has Asperger's Syndrome, but not even that excuses/explains his behavior.  Asperger doesn't make you an ass
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 08, 2008, 04:57:44 PM
No, it's the general consensus that he's also insulterkiller.  His denial ("what a stupid name") only made people believe it more.  Johnny_Short_Torso and Principal_Skin_Trade were someone else.  Someone a bit touched, but at least they had their moments from time to time.  This clown was just crazy on top of crazy on top of sad on top of more crazy.

He said he was insulterkiller in one post and then I think he deleted it.  He admitted to saying it later though.

He also said he has Asperger's Syndrome, but not even that excuses/explains his behavior.  Asperger doesn't make you an ass

oh your just not spelling it right
 ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 06:28:44 PM
If someone goes through two names in one day does that count as snapping?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on March 08, 2008, 06:47:11 PM
So, how many personas has the little Donkey man had?    He wasn't RhodesWatson, was he? 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2008, 06:48:46 PM
im starting to think he has half or more of the never used to rarely used names. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 07:17:39 PM
I don't know how many names he has had but today alone he was The Troll and Never Again,lord only knows what he will be tomarow.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2008, 07:26:49 PM
sigh this person is starting to bug me
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 08, 2008, 07:51:23 PM
Well this is just the second day I can think of where he created two different names, snapped, and tearfully (I imagine) admitted to one of them.  Dude's had many names, but only one point, and that point is donkeys.  Kid loves donkeys.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 08, 2008, 07:57:24 PM
Too bad we can't just do this to em...
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/britney.gif)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 08:06:40 PM
The thing i hate the most is that he keeps making such a big deal out of it when he changes names,like it our fault and we should be ashamed of ourselves for not giving him respect.

This is the dumbest thing since the Joel vs.Mike flame wars that i have read about.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on March 08, 2008, 08:09:27 PM
The thing i hate the most is that he keeps making such a big deal out of it when he changes names,like it our fault and we should be ashamed of ourselves for not giving him respect.

This is the dumbest thing since the Joel vs.Mike flame wars that i have read about.

Not that I'm saying the flame war is by any means smart but he's waaaaaaaaaaayyy dumber than that. 

I'm sure there is something dumber, but I can't really think of anything. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 08, 2008, 08:10:49 PM
This is the dumbest thing since the Joel vs.Mike flame wars that i have read about.

Mike is better, he makes the hair clean and shiny
No, joel is better he makes the hair smooth and soft
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 08:11:11 PM
All those people who keep trying to prove that the Holicost never happened?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2008, 08:12:04 PM
Quote
This is the dumbest thing since the Joel vs.Mike flame wars that i have read about.



the only reason those were dumb was because mikes CLEARLY supior
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 08:14:04 PM
I like them both.

They each have their own style.

Mike is more mad at the movies so i like to watch his episodes at night.  Joel is more laid  back so i like to watch his stuff on weekend afternoons.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2008, 08:15:16 PM
MIKE IS BETTER WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 08:17:19 PM
MIKE IS JUST POSER!!!!

JOEL CREATED THE SHOW!!!

JOEL RULEZZZZZ!!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2008, 08:20:07 PM
let the wars begin. 

at least mike isnt on valium the whole friggen time
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 08:21:33 PM
Yeah he is to busy not answering fan.

HE CLEARLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE FANS AND IS ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on March 08, 2008, 08:22:41 PM
No you guysJIM MALLON IS BETTER THAN BOTH OF THEM. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 08:24:15 PM
Your just saying that because you are payed to.

SHUT UP!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 08, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
lol
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2008, 08:45:47 PM
Mike is the only who could be in it for the money, because he was the only one who was profitable. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 08, 2008, 08:48:51 PM
Mike is the only who could be in it for the money, because he was the only one who was profitable. 


oh snap!


I like Kevin Murphy. He should have had his own show damnit!  :angry:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 08, 2008, 09:03:34 PM
Goddammit you posers, The Next Walt Disney/insulterkiller/Never again/ et al is better than Mike AND Joel because he knows better than to make fun of sacred donkeys!  DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW SACRED DONKEYS ARE?!  Look it up!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 09:06:13 PM
I did I don't even find it mentioned in the Bible.

SCREW ALL YOU MIKE LOVERS!!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2008, 09:06:55 PM
they have to be sacred, nothing common tastes that good.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 08, 2008, 10:08:57 PM
You would say that wouldn't you,Mike lover.

WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 08, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Ok, I'm calling all of you for my next to snap!

You're all ON NOTICE! 
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2042/2319773205_403cb450d8.jpg)

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 08, 2008, 10:36:46 PM
what about me, i feel left out now...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 08, 2008, 10:40:30 PM
You?  I like you.  You're good people.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on March 08, 2008, 11:34:07 PM
Ok, I'm calling all of you for my next to snap!

You're all ON NOTICE! 
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2042/2319773205_403cb450d8.jpg)



On notice...  yes, Lord Mallon will be pleased. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 04:41:47 AM
Man! I Lucked out missing This list.. ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 07:39:14 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2042/2319773205_403cb450d8.jpg)
Hmm, I wonder how many times I'd have to call the bloke in the above pic overrated before Anais snaps.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 08:08:16 AM

Hmm, I wonder how many times I'd have to call the bloke in the above pic overrated before Anais snaps.

You're wrong about that.  Did you watch him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner?
http://www.audible.com/adbl/site/products/ProductDetail.jsp?productID=RT_SPAN_060429&BV_UseBVCookie=Yes (http://www.audible.com/adbl/site/products/ProductDetail.jsp?productID=RT_SPAN_060429&BV_UseBVCookie=Yes)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 08:11:04 AM
Yeah that was quite funny, I just find him a little lacklustre most of the time. Chris Morris is far more audacious.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 08:14:44 AM
the first 8 minutes
[yt=425,350]qa-4E8ZDj9s[/yt]
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 08:17:15 AM
Like I said, it's quite funny, and within the bounds of the dinner (and in a greater sense American deference to politicians)  a little audacious, but ultimately he not all that trenchant a satirist.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 08:27:27 AM
true, I just like driving things into the ground
 ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 09, 2008, 08:27:43 AM
Ok, I'm calling all of you for my next to snap!

You're all ON NOTICE! 
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2042/2319773205_403cb450d8.jpg)



Ooh I take it all back, Notre Dame had a really shitty season, I think they'll be the next to snap.  
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 08:28:41 AM
Yeah that was quite funny, I just find him a little lacklustre most of the time. Chris Morris is far more audacious.

If you mean that "The Colbert Report" itself is overrated then I could agree with you to a point, but Stephen Colbert is pretty fucking funny.
Did you watch "Strangers With Candy", the tv show not the movie?  I love that show.

I'm not British, so I don't have an opinion about Chris Morris.  Maybe I will develop one.  Then my goal of making you snap will begin to take shape.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 08:30:23 AM
Ok, I'm calling all of you for my next to snap!

You're all ON NOTICE! 




Ooh I take it all back, Notre Dame had a really shitty season, I think they'll be the next to snap.  

Watch it or I'll move you up a notch!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 09:01:44 AM
Yeah that was quite funny, I just find him a little lacklustre most of the time. Chris Morris is far more audacious.

If you mean that "The Colbert Report" itself is overrated then I could agree with you to a point, but Stephen Colbert is pretty fucking funny.
Did you watch "Strangers With Candy", the tv show not the movie?  I love that show.

I'm not British, so I don't have an opinion about Chris Morris.  Maybe I will develop one.  Then my goal of making you snap will begin to take shape.

Yeah I liked Strangers with Candy and as a comedic actors he's very good. But my view of his overrated nature is focused primarily on his turn as a satirist upon which much of his  current popularity is predicated.

He's not the cult figure is in now due to Strangers with Candy, Amy Sedaris might be.

As from Morris do a search for Brass Eye for a vaguely direct comparison (they are both faux news and opinion shows) and then extend out to Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam to see just how far satire can go.

Actually Armando Iannucci is also good.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 09:06:32 AM
That was a funny clip.. Can anyone find the complete segment?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 09:08:40 AM
Part Two

[yt=425,350]MOYZF3It848[/yt]
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 09:11:10 AM
part 3
[yt=425,350]iAvFM4TYQKU[/yt]
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 09:14:42 AM
Yeah that was quite funny, I just find him a little lacklustre most of the time. Chris Morris is far more audacious.

If you mean that "The Colbert Report" itself is overrated then I could agree with you to a point, but Stephen Colbert is pretty fucking funny.
Did you watch "Strangers With Candy", the tv show not the movie?  I love that show.

I'm not British, so I don't have an opinion about Chris Morris.  Maybe I will develop one.  Then my goal of making you snap will begin to take shape.

Yeah I liked Strangers with Candy and as a comedic actors he's very good. But my view of his overrated nature is focused primarily on his turn as a satirist upon which much of his  current popularity is predicated.

He's not the cult figure is in now due to Strangers with Candy, Amy Sedaris might be.

As from Morris do a search for Brass Eye for a vaguely direct comparison (they are both faux news and opinion shows) and then extend out to Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam to see just how far satire can go.

Actually Armando Iannucci is also good.

So, you just don't like the Colbert Report?  You think the Colbert Report is overrated, not Stephen Colbert?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 09:16:19 AM
No I think he as a satirist is overrated and really he's a very good comedic actor but he's not all that good. I mean he's not in the upper echelons.

 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 09:19:46 AM
You are on notice sir!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 09:21:00 AM
Ok, is that a Colbert reference? It could be for all I'm aware or care :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 09:22:10 AM
remember when I made that Matrix revolutions joke and was shunned, WHY AREN'T I ON NOTICE?!

what do I gotta do?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 09:23:11 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/2321533840_17ee44e870_o.jpg)

Yes you are on notice pal!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 09:23:58 AM
Ah so it is a reference. Good to have cleared that up :)

I really must teach myself photoshop.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 09:24:33 AM
Part Two

[yt=425,350]MOYZF3It848[/yt]

F'N Hilarious! :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Mr. Rogers on March 09, 2008, 09:33:20 AM
Neighbors!  Stephen Colbert's satirical credentials were made known when he stood 10 feet from the President and called him out.

While I myself prefer my civil discourse to be more benign and friendly, I do see the inherent satirical genius in Mr. Colbert.

Now can we end this destructive conflict?

I'll take off my tennis shoes and put on my steel toes if a resolution can not be reached.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 09:35:47 AM
Nice one Amy.

But Colbert is a third string satirist at best. He's not worthy of cleaning Gerald Scarfe's shoes.

Oooh calling out the president. Whoop ti do the president's just a politician, ergo he should be mocked 24/7
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 09:36:01 AM
part 3
[yt=425,350]iAvFM4TYQKU[/yt]
:D :D :D
NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!
 :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 09:42:14 AM
Nice one Amy.

But Colbert is a third string satirist at best. He's not worthy of cleaning Gerald Scarfe's shoes.

Oooh calling out the president. Whoop ti do the president's just a politician, ergo he should be mocked 24/7

But anybody can call the President an idiot.  He did it in front of a unsympathetic crowd, and 10 feet from the president.  10 feet Tripe!
That is not third string.  It was so devastating that the next year they had Rich Little, a fourth string comedian, as the speaker.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 09:44:36 AM
Ah so it is a reference. Good to have cleared that up :)

I really must teach myself photoshop.

Actually, just go here:
http://www.shipbrook.com/onnotice/ (http://www.shipbrook.com/onnotice/)

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 09:46:21 AM
Nice one Amy.

But Colbert is a third string satirist at best. He's not worthy of cleaning Gerald Scarfe's shoes.

Oooh calling out the president. Whoop ti do the president's just a politician, ergo he should be mocked 24/7
But anybody can call the President an idiot.  He did it in front of a unsympathetic crowd, and 10 feet from the president.  10 feet Tripe!
That is not third string.  It was so devastating that the next year they had Rich Little, a fourth string comedian, as the speaker.

No it just speaks to the deference paid to politicians the States.

Sod em all they're just politicians. They could be pelted with custard pies (or road apples frankly) for all I care, just so long as it's funny.

If he was really about his game he should of depantsed the bugger.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 09:51:20 AM
I just hope it doesn't Revolve around The Matrix.
 ;)


you get it, 'cause the name of the third movie was....
 ;D


You are shunned!

remember this, it was horrible, why aren't I on notice
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Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 09:52:23 AM
Ah so it is a reference. Good to have cleared that up :)

I really must teach myself photoshop.

Actually, just go here:
http://www.shipbrook.com/onnotice/ (http://www.shipbrook.com/onnotice/)

Ah but it'd be much better to learn a new skill :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 09:53:07 AM
WOW! I'm 'On Notice' 3 times in 2nd place :scared:
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/OnNotice.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 09:57:32 AM
(http://uk.gizmodo.com/baby,crying,tantrum.jpg)
why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 09:57:59 AM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/OnNoticephp.jpg)

 ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 09:59:09 AM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/OnNoticephp.jpg)

 ;)
:deadhorse: MMM'kay.. :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 09, 2008, 09:59:44 AM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/OnNoticephp.jpg)

 ;)

For lack of anything more eloquent to reply to this:   :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 10:02:50 AM
(http://uk.gizmodo.com/baby,crying,tantrum.jpg)
why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuz you and Cathy won't eat your breakfast!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 09, 2008, 10:29:18 AM
Hmm, I wonder how many times I'd have to call the bloke in the above pic overrated before Anais snaps.


That won't make me snap. I have the ability to ignore anyone who doesn't like the Beatles. Clearly, sir, you are a sociopath!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 12:57:58 PM
http://uk.gizmodo.com/baby,crying,tantrum.jpg
why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuz you and Cathy won't eat your breakfast!

oh, ok  :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 01:00:23 PM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/OnNoticephp.jpg)

 ;)
:deadhorse: MMM'kay.. :P

Actually that wasn't aimed at you RVR, sorry about that, it was more at Colbert himself  :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 09, 2008, 01:03:01 PM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/OnNoticephp.jpg)

 ;)
:deadhorse: MMM'kay.. :P

Actually that wasn't aimed at you RVR, sorry about that, it was more at Colbert himself  :)


really, cause you would be surprised at how funny it still is
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 01:05:26 PM

Actually that wasn't aimed at you RVR, sorry about that, it was more at Colbert himself  :)

Do you watch the show?  Cuz he doesn't bring it out very often.  It was a gag for a while.  Now he has moved on.

I feel like a mormon on a mission here. 
"Please sir just a moment of your time?  Can I talk with you about Stephen Colbert and his hilarious satire?"
~ door slams ~
~ knocking ~
~ boiling water thrown out the window at me ~
~ running around with my hands on my face ~
~ ambulance shows up ~
~ cops arrive; take Tripe in to custody ~
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 09, 2008, 01:07:08 PM

Actually that wasn't aimed at you RVR, sorry about that, it was more at Colbert himself  :)

Do you watch the show?  Cuz he doesn't bring it out very often.  It was a gag for a while.  Now he has moved on.

I feel like a mormon on a mission here. 
"Please sir just a moment of your time?  Can I talk with you about Stephen Colbert and his hilarious satire?"
~ door slams ~
~ knocking ~
~ boiling water thrown out the window at me ~
~ running around with my hands on my face ~
~ ambulance shows up ~
~ cops arrive; take Tripe in to custody ~

you should give it up BTA. We don't need to worry about it anyway until Tripe is named King of earth. Then we might have a problem
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 01:13:32 PM
Do you like monkeys, how about lambs, then you'll love

MONKEY ON THE LAM!!!!
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1228/1490016829_79a9d008c1_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 02:12:37 PM

Actually that wasn't aimed at you RVR, sorry about that, it was more at Colbert himself  :)

Sooo... What are you trying to say?? :o
I run gags in the ground??  :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 02:30:36 PM
MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!
[yt=425,350]jEwERdL-zwY[/yt]
 ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 04:48:14 PM

Actually that wasn't aimed at you RVR, sorry about that, it was more at Colbert himself  :)

Do you watch the show?  Cuz he doesn't bring it out very often.  It was a gag for a while.  Now he has moved on.

Nah, can't be bothered i don't really watch TV all that much. The few times I've seen it it's been rather boring and obvious. Hey not say8ing you have to agree just personal opinion. :)

Hmm, I wonder how many times I'd have to call the bloke in the above pic overrated before Anais snaps.
That won't make me snap. I have the ability to ignore anyone who doesn't like the Beatles. Clearly, sir, you are a sociopath!

A sociopath  is bereft of emotions and intensely focused on goals. I have emotions, they simply aren't stirred by Colbert or the Beetles.  ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 09, 2008, 04:52:10 PM

Hmm, I wonder how many times I'd have to call the bloke in the above pic overrated before Anais snaps.
That won't make me snap. I have the ability to ignore anyone who doesn't like the Beatles. Clearly, sir, you are a sociopath!

A sociopath  is bereft of emotions and intensely focused on goals. I have emotions, they simply aren't stirred by Colbert or the Beetles.  ;)

But i am insinuating you clearly don't have emotions cause people with emotions like Colbert and the Beatles. See how that's funny?   :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 04:52:25 PM

Actually that wasn't aimed at you RVR, sorry about that, it was more at Colbert himself  :)

Do you watch the show?  Cuz he doesn't bring it out very often.  It was a gag for a while.  Now he has moved on.

Nah, can't be bothered i don't really watch TV all that much. The few times I've seen it it's been rather boring and obvious. Hey not say8ing you have to agree just personal opinion. :)

Hmm, I wonder how many times I'd have to call the bloke in the above pic overrated before Anais snaps.
That won't make me snap. I have the ability to ignore anyone who doesn't like the Beatles. Clearly, sir, you are a sociopath!

A sociopath  is bereft of emotions and intensely focused on goals. I have emotions, they simply aren't stirred by Colbert or the Beetles.  ;)

I'm gonna keep you ON NOTICE until you snap!  Colbert is funny damn you... :'(... 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 09, 2008, 04:55:16 PM

Actually that wasn't aimed at you RVR, sorry about that, it was more at Colbert himself  :)

Do you watch the show?  Cuz he doesn't bring it out very often.  It was a gag for a while.  Now he has moved on.

Nah, can't be bothered i don't really watch TV all that much. The few times I've seen it it's been rather boring and obvious. Hey not say8ing you have to agree just personal opinion. :)

Hmm, I wonder how many times I'd have to call the bloke in the above pic overrated before Anais snaps.
That won't make me snap. I have the ability to ignore anyone who doesn't like the Beatles. Clearly, sir, you are a sociopath!

A sociopath  is bereft of emotions and intensely focused on goals. I have emotions, they simply aren't stirred by Colbert or the Beetles.  ;)

I'm gonna keep you ON NOTICE until you snap!  Colbert is funny damn you... :'(... 


looks like you made BTA snap with you anti-colbert rantings. But you had money on me, while I had my money on BTA



I DID IT!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 04:56:20 PM
Actually, I never bet, I was simply doing it for fun  ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 04:57:04 PM
Fuck that, I snapped sometime in college.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 09, 2008, 05:00:24 PM

Actually that wasn't aimed at you RVR, sorry about that, it was more at Colbert himself  :)

Do you watch the show?  Cuz he doesn't bring it out very often.  It was a gag for a while.  Now he has moved on.

Nah, can't be bothered i don't really watch TV all that much. The few times I've seen it it's been rather boring and obvious. Hey not say8ing you have to agree just personal opinion. :)

Hmm, I wonder how many times I'd have to call the bloke in the above pic overrated before Anais snaps.
That won't make me snap. I have the ability to ignore anyone who doesn't like the Beatles. Clearly, sir, you are a sociopath!

A sociopath  is bereft of emotions and intensely focused on goals. I have emotions, they simply aren't stirred by Colbert or the Beetles.  ;)

I'm gonna keep you ON NOTICE until you snap!  Colbert is funny damn you... :'(... 

lucky guy >:(
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 06:33:47 PM
Fuck that, I snapped sometime in college.
College?!
And You're a Postman?? :speechless:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 07:03:45 PM
Fuck that, I snapped sometime in college.
College?!
And You're a Postman?? :speechless:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm a lazy, lazy man RVR.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 07:05:25 PM
Fuck that, I snapped sometime in college.
College?!
And You're a Postman?? :speechless:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm a lazy, lazy man RVR.
*WHEW* Well That's a Relief! :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on March 09, 2008, 07:16:19 PM
Fuck that, I snapped sometime in college.
College?!
And You're a Postman?? :speechless:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm a lazy, lazy man RVR.
*WHEW* Well That's a Relief! :speechless:

We have a retired mail carrier that works for us and let me tell you something,  some stereotypes are true.  He's a scary scary little man. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 07:30:02 PM
Well I go ahead and say that postal workers are in general very intelligent people, yet they are also very anti-social at the same time.
But the tests to get hired are almost directed at hiring these types of people.  I'd love to be retired, cuz then I could be as creepy as I want.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on March 09, 2008, 07:42:46 PM
Care to describe the tests in detail.  You've got me curious now.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 07:54:00 PM
http://www.petersons.com/testprep/quiz.asp?id=1837&sponsor=1&path=ce.pft.postal (http://www.petersons.com/testprep/quiz.asp?id=1837&sponsor=1&path=ce.pft.postal)

or this is better:
http://postofficejobs.info/Postal_Exams.htm (http://postofficejobs.info/Postal_Exams.htm)

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 07:59:53 PM
http://www.petersons.com/testprep/quiz.asp?id=1837&sponsor=1&path=ce.pft.postal (http://www.petersons.com/testprep/quiz.asp?id=1837&sponsor=1&path=ce.pft.postal)

BAGH!! 3 out of 4 :grr:
Missed # 1.. How is NW and Nw an error?? They both represent North West (or North west) ???
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 08:05:29 PM
http://www.petersons.com/testprep/quiz.asp?id=1837&sponsor=1&path=ce.pft.postal (http://www.petersons.com/testprep/quiz.asp?id=1837&sponsor=1&path=ce.pft.postal)

BAGH!! 3 out of 4 :grr:
Missed # 1.. How is NW and Nw an error?? They both represent North West (or North west) ???

zip code

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 08:06:02 PM
http://postofficejobs.info/Postal_Exams.htm (http://postofficejobs.info/Postal_Exams.htm)
See, I actually Took and passed their test back in 93 or 94 in Charlotte, NC. I had a 5 point Veteran's preference as well.
Something happened to the test results; lost or thrown out for some reason, and they wanted everyone to retake the test again! >:(
I think there was some 'Going Postal' problems during that time as well, along with going back to Charlotte and their traffic pissing me off..
I decided to opt out instead.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on March 09, 2008, 08:20:04 PM
http://www.petersons.com/testprep/quiz.asp?id=1837&sponsor=1&path=ce.pft.postal (http://www.petersons.com/testprep/quiz.asp?id=1837&sponsor=1&path=ce.pft.postal)

BAGH!! 3 out of 4 :grr:
Missed # 1.. How is NW and Nw an error?? They both represent North West (or North west) ???

I thought the same thing. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 08:54:14 PM
http://postofficejobs.info/Postal_Exams.htm (http://postofficejobs.info/Postal_Exams.htm)
See, I actually Took and passed their test back in 93 or 94 in Charlotte, NC. I had a 5 point Veteran's preference as well.
Something happened to the test results; lost or thrown out for some reason, and they wanted everyone to retake the test again! >:(
I think there was some 'Going Postal' problems during that time as well, along with going back to Charlotte and their traffic pissing me off..
I decided to opt out instead.

I think you get 5 points if you've been in combat too, and 5 points for a purple heart.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 08:59:35 PM
http://postofficejobs.info/Postal_Exams.htm (http://postofficejobs.info/Postal_Exams.htm)
See, I actually Took and passed their test back in 93 or 94 in Charlotte, NC. I had a 5 point Veteran's preference as well.
Something happened to the test results; lost or thrown out for some reason, and they wanted everyone to retake the test again! >:(
I think there was some 'Going Postal' problems during that time as well, along with going back to Charlotte and their traffic pissing me off..
I decided to opt out instead.

I think you get 5 points if you've been in combat too, and 5 points for a purple heart.
I served in war time during the 1st Iraq war (1990), but that was never 'official' combat though.. Guess I can't squeeze out any extra points there.. :-[
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 09, 2008, 09:01:32 PM
They actually changed the test now so there is this huge section for psychological questions, where they ask you the same question 4 different ways.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 09:04:14 PM
They actually changed the test now so there is this huge section for psychological questions, where they ask you the same question 4 different ways.
Sounds like taking an Insurance exam (Those Suck @$$)! GAGH! :grr: That'd make me Snap :gouge:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 09, 2008, 09:18:36 PM
Fuck that, I snapped sometime in college.
College?!
And You're a Postman?? :speechless:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm a lazy, lazy man RVR.
*WHEW* Well That's a Relief! :speechless:


see, if you just read that without the spoilers, it could be that RVR is happy that BTA is too lazy to meet him behind the gym
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 09:22:13 PM
Fuck that, I snapped sometime in college.
College?!
And You're a Postman?? :speechless:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm a lazy, lazy man RVR.
*WHEW* Well That's a Relief! :speechless:


see, if you just read that without the spoilers, it could be that RVR is happy that BTA is too lazy to meet him behind the gym
Just counting my blessings.. *sneeks off*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 03:57:15 AM
Hey Hey 4 out of 4, not sure what that means.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 10, 2008, 04:52:29 AM
Hey Hey 4 out of 4, not sure what that means.



Welcome aboard friend.  Here's your surly demeanor, and your penchant for dishevelment.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 04:55:11 AM
Bugger and I do so like to be happy and well groomed  :'(

I am surprised that people didn't see a difference between upper and lower case in the post code.



Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 10, 2008, 05:10:26 AM
Well it would be nice if everybody wrote abbreviations in upper case, but it doesn't happen.  As long as the symbols are the correct symbol, the case is less important.  I'm just happy when it's not written in cursive by an old lady with undiagnosed parkinson's disease.

The zip code is definitely more important.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 05:12:57 AM
Well of course.

It strikes me that my nephew might be a good postman when he's old enough.

He has Asberger's and he might take quite well to the attention to detail bits.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 06:21:33 AM
Well it would be nice if everybody wrote abbreviations in upper case, but it doesn't happen.  As long as the symbols are the correct symbol, the case is less important.  I'm just happy when it's not written in cursive by an old lady with undiagnosed parkinson's disease.

The zip code is definitely more important.


But if letters both are largely written, in most cases (like "W" vs "w") how can we tell which one is uppercase? SHENANIGANS!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on March 10, 2008, 06:46:02 AM
good point ^^^
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Invader_quirk on March 10, 2008, 07:28:40 AM
The number of topics you guys have plowed through here in five pages is astounding.  :clap:

I was going to talk about Insulterkiller, but that's so four pages ago.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 07:33:38 AM
That's us, a posting embodiment of this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/STVulcanIDIC.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 10, 2008, 10:58:29 AM
Well of course.

It strikes me that my nephew might be a good postman when he's old enough.

He has Asberger's and he might take quite well to the attention to detail bits.

Definitely possible.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Steve-O on March 10, 2008, 01:55:15 PM
Here's your surly demeanor, and your penchant for dishevelment.

Hello Cleveland!  We are Penchant for Dishevelment!  Rock on!

I really have nothing else to contribute.  I just enjoy a good turn of phrase.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 10, 2008, 02:19:54 PM
I'm not ready to crack, but my mind has recently been blown, so my cracking may not be that far off.  The governor of MY state?  Involved with a prostitute?

It's more likely than you think. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/10/spitzer/index.html)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 10, 2008, 02:21:42 PM
I'm not ready to crack, but my mind has recently been blown, so my cracking may not be that far off.  The governor of MY state?  Involved with a prostitute?

It's more likely than you think. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/10/spitzer/index.html)
Yeah, I'm watching it Live on CNN.. I mean, Damn! What is it with these politicians recently??
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on March 10, 2008, 05:00:48 PM
Oh come on, like this is a new development for politicians.  Did you know Jerry Springer was once mayor of Cincinnati?  He got booted out of office after a fiasco with a hooker.

Not sure if this part was true, but from what I heard he would have gotten away with it, except he paid the hooker with a check.

And the check bounced.

Jerry's kind of an idiot.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 10, 2008, 05:31:12 PM
Oh come on, like this is a new development for politicians.  Did you know Jerry Springer was once mayor of Cincinnati?  He got booted out of office after a fiasco with a hooker.

Not sure if this part was true, but from what I heard he would have gotten away with it, except he paid the hooker with a check.

And the check bounced.

Jerry's kind of an idiot.

He did pay with a check.  Not sure if it bounced.  He might have been trying to make a statement about prostitution.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 10, 2008, 05:33:17 PM
Oh come on, like this is a new development for politicians.  Did you know Jerry Springer was once mayor of Cincinnati?  He got booted out of office after a fiasco with a hooker.

Not sure if this part was true, but from what I heard he would have gotten away with it, except he paid the hooker with a check.

And the check bounced.

Jerry's kind of an idiot.

He did pay with a check.  Not sure if it bounced.  He might have been trying to make a statement about prostitution.

that whore's shoudl accept checks?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on March 10, 2008, 05:33:53 PM
Oh come on, like this is a new development for politicians.  Did you know Jerry Springer was once mayor of Cincinnati?  He got booted out of office after a fiasco with a hooker.

Not sure if this part was true, but from what I heard he would have gotten away with it, except he paid the hooker with a check.

And the check bounced.

Jerry's kind of an idiot.

He did pay with a check.  Not sure if it bounced.  He might have been trying to make a statement about prostitution.

Jerry's Statement:  I like hookers.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 05:34:42 PM
Possibly that it should be a legitimate profession.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 10, 2008, 05:46:01 PM
Possibly that it should be a legitimate profession.


That's what I'm thinking.  Jerry isn't stupid.  His show is.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2008, 05:47:03 PM
I used to enjoy his radio show.

It was another one that Air America jettisoned  >:(
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on March 10, 2008, 06:03:41 PM
You could be right, but it's hard for me to give Jerry that much credit.  Every time I try I just end up thinking about that damn show.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 10, 2008, 06:05:27 PM
Yeah I listened to his Air America show too.  It was ok.

Al Franken's was the best though.  I loved his guests. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 11, 2008, 05:11:08 AM
Yeah i liked Franken as well, Actually my favorite Air America shows aren't really Air America they just happen to be played by my local affiliate: Stephanie Miller and Ed Schultz. One of the other actual AA shows that I liked was The Young Turks but AA kicked them off and replaced them with fecking waste of DNA Bill Press. God how I hate Bill Press.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 11, 2008, 10:27:40 AM
hey, the springer show was good a good place for random female nudity
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 11, 2008, 10:34:16 AM
to get this thread back on track (the we don't delete the spam) i vote bathtub as next to snap
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 11, 2008, 10:34:46 AM
So is the internet.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 11, 2008, 10:35:52 AM
i vote anais the next to snap after bathtub...i have more work to do before the snappage can commence
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on March 11, 2008, 10:51:12 AM
i vote anais the next to snap after bathtub...i have more work to do before the snappage can commence

i am gonna make you listen to the schnappi song till you snap!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 17, 2008, 07:46:59 AM
Hey has anyone seen Issac lately?

I haven't.

Dibbs on him being the next one to snap.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 17, 2008, 07:52:03 AM
He may have already and that's why we haven't heard from him :o
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 17, 2008, 08:12:21 AM
Do we have a way to quickly check when his last post was?

I think we may be getting close to the 30 days.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 17, 2008, 08:14:48 AM
Last Active:   March 14, 2008, 03:26:50 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 17, 2008, 08:18:14 AM
Here's hoping for April 15th! ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 17, 2008, 06:08:15 PM
Here's hoping for April 15th! ;D


Sorry dude

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2BuA3W2XrL._AA240_.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 17, 2008, 06:18:16 PM
Oh Crap.

If you want to put money on me snaping I think it's a safe bet.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on March 17, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
I don't think anybody has picked me yet.  I have been put on notice in this thread though.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 17, 2008, 06:27:58 PM
Oh Crap.

If you want to put money on me snaping I think it's a safe bet.

will do, I bet money on the doc
 ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: GLaDOS on March 17, 2008, 07:35:35 PM
I am quite mentally unstable. I may be the next to snap.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 17, 2008, 07:52:09 PM
NOT BEFORE ME YOU IDIOT :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 17, 2008, 08:03:54 PM
It'll be a feat to take on the good Doctor when it comes to snapping.  Heck, to even be considered, you need to leap over that huge wall of smilies in a single bound.  Certainly no small feat.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 17, 2008, 08:19:37 PM
THAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU HAVE EVER GOTTEN RIGHT IN YOUR LIFE!!!

I ALWAYS PLAY TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 17, 2008, 09:05:19 PM
Good God.  There's only one person who will be able to leap such a massive wall of smilies in a single bound.

Now all we need to do is wait for Superman to get an account....

Edit: Or the first person to post on the next page.  That's kind of like leaping over a giant wall of smilies, innit?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 17, 2008, 09:07:46 PM
Whaa happanin'?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 17, 2008, 09:17:24 PM
Depends.  Do you want to see this topic get to another page, or do you want to see Superman?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 17, 2008, 09:21:29 PM
Ooooh, both!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on March 17, 2008, 09:30:02 PM
No one thinks I'll snap.

No one ever does.  Until it's too late.  Muahaha.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on March 18, 2008, 06:16:16 AM
Become a Transformer fan and the odds of you going ape shit will increase exponentially.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 18, 2008, 06:19:10 AM
I like Transformers, but now I can't watch it without the Rifftrax
 ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 18, 2008, 08:50:59 AM
Ooooo!  Sideswipe hopped the Smilies Wall!  He and the Doctor can go head-to-head in a snapping competition!  This will be awesome!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 18, 2008, 09:13:16 PM
A new user named mhirtes(Who I think may be The Next Walt Disney)seems to be doing a pretty good job.

He is demanding to know if Mike is a Republican and saying that it is very important that we all know where he stands when it come to politics.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on March 18, 2008, 09:22:27 PM
A new user named mhirtes

I'll 2nd that vote ^^^
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on March 18, 2008, 09:24:02 PM
I think we need to establish a minimum number of posts before you are allowed to snap.  I don't think this guy is Insulterkiller, despite him being on the edge already. 

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 18, 2008, 09:27:20 PM
Yeah he is now pulling his "You guys are just being mean to me when I didn't do anything" act,it's him.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: fortytwice on March 18, 2008, 09:35:22 PM
I will also third that vote.

Frankly, I think the man was a communist at some point.   

I'm gonna start a thread asking if he's still one. 
Because it really matters to me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 19, 2008, 02:21:26 AM
Whoa, whoa, he isn't insulterkiller.  He just asks an illogical and personal question about Mike.  A question that should have been asked in the Dear Mike section.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on March 19, 2008, 05:09:28 AM
Whoa, whoa, he isn't insulterkiller.  He just asks an illogical and personal question about Mike.  A question that should have been asked in the Dear Mike section.
Yeah.. Like Mike would even respond this guy.. We'll be glad to answer for him :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on March 19, 2008, 05:23:01 AM
I'm not convinced he's insulterkiller, we need to remember there's more than one idiot in the world.  This guy seems wacked out, over serious, oversensitive, and obsessive, but then again he seems to type in reasonably complete sentences with words that makes sense in relation to each other.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 06:13:39 AM
No it's him.

He just asked if this "Next guy" was someone I attacked for no reason.

It's him.

He is fallowing the pattern to a tee.

1)starts new account.

2)first post is a combination of a question about and an attack on Mike

3)when we ask why he cares about what he is asking he simply same that it is important that we know.

4)He then starts acting like anyone who doesn't agree with him is attacking him for no reason even if all we have said is that Mike has a right not to answer and it doesn't matter any way.

5)he then says that he doesn't know who this "Next Guy" is but he then goes on to defend him.

6)He changes his name and then says he was sorry but starts the same thread over again and starts talking about how all the mean people here don't give him any respect or trust.

He has gone through 5 out 6 steps in about an hour I am saying it's him.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on March 19, 2008, 06:13:50 AM
Ooooo!  Sideswipe hopped the Smilies Wall!  He and the Doctor can go head-to-head in a snapping competition!  This will be awesome!

say what now?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 19, 2008, 06:15:34 AM
No it's him.

He just asked if this "Next guy" was someone I attacked for no reason.

It's him.

He is fallowing the pattern to a tee.

1)starts new account.

2)first post is a combination of a question about and an attack on Mike

3)when we ask why he cares about what he is asking he simply same that it is important that we know.

4)He then starts acting like anyone who doesn't agree with him is attacking him for no reason even if all we have said is that Mike has a right not to answer and it doesn't matter any way.

5)he then says that he doesn't know who this "Next Guy" is but he then goes on to defend him.

6)He changes his name and then says he was sorry but starts the same thread over again and starts talking about how all the mean people here don't give him any respect or trust.

He has gone through 5 out 6 steps in about an hour I am saying it's him.

You're wrong.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 06:19:38 AM
No don't say that that means we have two of them.

I don't want to live in a world with two The Next Walt Disneys.

 :gouge:

Tell me your fucking kidding me man!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on March 19, 2008, 06:23:14 AM
OK, assuming it's either somebody like TNWD or TNWD himself, Doctor you'd possibly be in the best position to advise how to nullify any potential confrontation. How would we best mollify him/her (though statistically it's a him) instead of inspiring further arguments.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 06:35:24 AM
Well just explain calmly that one of our rights that people fought and died for was the right to not answer questions like that and that Mike tends not to anyway and we don't know.

Also Mike is one of the few people(outside of South Park)that goes after everyone and cite quotes to prove this.

The trouble with Assbuggers((yes I did that on purpose for a cheap laugh)is that once someone becomes obsessed with something it is very hard to get their mind off of it.  I really just had to learn self control and to think about anything I am going to say or say anything I am going to type before I do.  Assbuggers is hard because it realy is on you to learn how to deal with people because once you become obsessed with something there is nothing they can do to stop you.  There are pills that can be a big help now and I hope he is taking them because they where a big help for me.  They don't do the work for you but they get you to the point where you can do it yourself.

So I am afraid if this is him there is very little we can do,except try to have fun with it so we don't go insane.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2008, 07:39:39 AM
You could just ignore him.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 07:45:25 AM
If the Good Lord wanted us to ignore people he would not have given us the Internet.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on March 19, 2008, 07:47:45 AM
Come on, you guys must be really bored if this guy is the topic of discussion.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 19, 2008, 07:50:25 AM
It's not Nextie.  He still hasn't deleted his last account (Never again) yet, which is a recurring trend for him.  I think this is a new guy.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 07:58:27 AM
Good Night!

What is it about Mike that brings these people here?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2008, 08:12:25 AM
Riffing Nestor was the floodgate that opened up the dweeb dam.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on March 19, 2008, 08:44:33 AM
Good Night!

What is it about Mike that brings these people here?

Hahaha, my Senior Drill Sergeant during basic training used to use "Good night!' as an exclamation.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 08:47:52 AM
Who do you think I am?!

DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!!

NNNOOOWWW!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on March 19, 2008, 09:44:34 AM
I really think this is just a case of fanboyism...He probably really wants to know because he really thinks mike is awesome, and if mike is a republican, than he will be sad. Which is why he asks if maybe Mike might have changed because he thinks Bush is a bad prez...he's clinging to the hope that he is somewhat like mike. That's what I think anyway...

[insert cheese]he just wants to be like his hero...awww[/insert cheese]
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on March 19, 2008, 09:50:13 AM
Quote from: Fortis
[insert cheese]he just wants to be like his hero...awww[/insert cheese]

You almost have it right... just flip that around to read "He wants his hero to be just like him."

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on March 19, 2008, 09:52:59 AM
Quote from: Fortis
[insert cheese]he just wants to be like his hero...awww[/insert cheese]

You almost have it right... just flip that around to read "He wants his hero to be just like him."

-Rude

Ah, yes...a lazy fanboy, won't even change his political stance for his hero...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 09:54:27 AM
I just can't understand why anyone would care where someone who they have never met stands on something.

I mean that will not stop you from believing what you believe will it?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on March 19, 2008, 09:58:42 AM
I just can't understand why anyone would care where someone who they have never met stands on something.

I mean that will not stop you from believing what you believe will it?

Have you ever talked to a fanboy before? These people get tattoos on their behinds of their hero. There is no reasoning with them...and the only thing they believe, is in their hero. Nothing else matters...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 10:06:33 AM
Well it has been years since I visted a Star Trek Message Board so i may have forgotten what it is like.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on March 19, 2008, 10:21:18 AM
Try the gamefaqs forums...those have a lot of fanboy arguments...I'm glad we hold ourselves to a higher standard here on these forums. Our fanboys are coherent, interesting people who contribute something to society.  :clap:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 19, 2008, 10:24:04 AM
Try the gamefaqs forums...those have a lot of fanboy arguments...I'm glad we hold ourselves to a higher standard here on these forums. Our fanboys are coherent, interesting people who contribute something to society.  :clap:

Hey!  Screw you buddy...........oh sorry.........I just came off the Rural Mail Carrier forum.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 12:34:55 PM
Hey has anyone there confessed to stealing my mail yet?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 19, 2008, 12:48:25 PM
Why would anybody want your Hustler magazines and Bed, Bath, and Beyond membership card?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 01:12:50 PM
Hey that slander!

I don't have a Hustler card.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 19, 2008, 05:50:31 PM
*hiss*  Yeah, about that... I may or may NOT have gone to the library and filled out all of the magazine inserts with your name and address and marked everything "Bill me later."  Sorry about that, Doc.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2008, 07:19:41 PM
Don't worry I can always go back in time put $100 in a bank and then come forward and use it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 20, 2008, 11:38:35 AM
*hiss*  Yeah, about that... I may or may NOT have gone to the library and filled out all of the magazine inserts with your name and address and marked everything "Bill me later."  Sorry about that, Doc.
sorry dim, i did the same to you.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 20, 2008, 12:15:30 PM
And i did it to you.

So you see it all comes out even.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on March 20, 2008, 01:32:11 PM

So Dr. Who, have you snapped yet?

:)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 20, 2008, 04:47:17 PM
If he does, I get it




Oh Crap.

If you want to put money on me snaping I think it's a safe bet.

will do, I bet money on the doc
 ;D



see ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 02:52:05 PM
Does anybody have Greg yet?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on April 23, 2008, 02:53:25 PM
Now that's just cold BTA.
*although I did kinda laugh when I saw this thread bumped*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Gaseous Snake on April 23, 2008, 02:53:53 PM
Hey has anyone there confessed to stealing my mail yet?
I've only started taking pictures of your house. Mail stealing will follow in a week or so.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 02:56:00 PM
Now that's just cold BTA.
*although I did kinda laugh when I saw this thread bumped*

Yeah, I know, but jeez.  He must be having a bad day at work, or his puppy died.  Sorry Greg.  I pretty much agree with you.  I think many of us late 20's early 30's guys and gals do, but wow calm down.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 02:56:40 PM
Which thread?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on April 23, 2008, 02:58:31 PM
Honestly, I thought he was close to snapping when bratpop was hassling him about his movie battle poll but I'm glad someone talked him down from that one. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 02:59:10 PM
Which thread?

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8719.msg249633.html#msg249633 (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8719.msg249633.html#msg249633)

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 03:01:59 PM
Ooh deary deary me :speechless:

Is he ok?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: GregMcduck on April 23, 2008, 03:08:19 PM
Place your bets folks.

Fuck, I put money on me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
I don't want you to snap.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on April 23, 2008, 03:37:11 PM
Now that's just cold BTA.
*although I did kinda laugh when I saw this thread bumped*

  I think many of us late 20's early 30's guys and gals do.
You young whipper-snappers aren't the only ones :grr:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SaucyRossy on April 23, 2008, 03:39:21 PM
Place your bets folks.

Fuck, I put money on me.

I take that bet also, sir!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 03:39:57 PM
Now that's just cold BTA.
*although I did kinda laugh when I saw this thread bumped*

  I think many of us late 20's early 30's guys and gals do.
You young whipper-snappers aren't the only ones :grr:

Aren't you in Mexico yet?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: GregMcduck on April 23, 2008, 03:40:10 PM
Bye guys! Tell Conor and Torgo they're assholes for me!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 03:41:33 PM
I can't help but feel responsible, Mr. McDuck, is this because I didn't know who Vanilla Ice was?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on April 23, 2008, 03:45:42 PM
Aww man, don't do that.

Disagreements are part and parcel of the whole intranets experience.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on April 23, 2008, 03:48:33 PM
Don't need to be so dramatic.

I didn't really understand why you were so upset at first but I think I get it now. 'too much the same', they need to mix up the genera a bit and drop in some variety every now and then. I am Legend will be a great trax when viewed by itself but its getting less and less exciting because the Rifftrax are getting so predictable (genera wise). Anyway, I hope you can pull back from it a bit and recognize that they might change the trend.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: torgosPizza on April 23, 2008, 03:55:12 PM
And if we do change the trend, and Greg is gone, how will he find out?

I think you guys are getting wayyyyyy too worked up about all this. Srsly.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: torgosPizza on April 23, 2008, 03:55:52 PM
Bye guys! Tell Conor and Torgo they're assholes for me!

Thanks, Greg. I'm definitely the asshole in this argument.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 03:57:05 PM
not me, I don't get worked up over anything, except the fact that people recommend only bad movies in the suggest-a-trax thread, nope can't see any reason why they do
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Ortega on April 23, 2008, 03:59:38 PM
I'm not going all JST on the place, but i would like to see an older cheesy flick al a Swayze or something mixed in with the new releases.  But if you guys riff a movie that i care not to purchase, i just won't buy it.   Simple as that.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: GregMcduck on April 23, 2008, 04:55:24 PM
Scratch that, I cooled my jets.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 04:55:52 PM
that's good
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 04:59:38 PM
Scratch that, I cooled my jets.

I think you had some good points, and you did spur a Bill question/answer session so overall I'd say you did us a service.  You kind of martyred yourself in the process though.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bairman on April 23, 2008, 05:06:37 PM
Srsly.

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on April 23, 2008, 05:50:19 PM
Scratch that, I cooled my jets.

I think you had some good points, and you did spur a Bill question/answer session so overall I'd say you did us a service.  You kind of martyred yourself in the process though.
Here Here! :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on April 23, 2008, 06:46:00 PM
I would personally like to thank Bill for stepping in and creating a happy zone.
Way to go Bill!
They should pay you extra for crowd control!

(or at least give you one of those schnazzy "Security" jackets to wear!)
Well, It definitly gives us more of an insight as to what's happening behind the scenes in the RiffTrax business.
Yo Comrendo!

And Yes.. Thanks Bill for elightning us on the ways of 'The Dark Side'  >:D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 06:48:22 PM
Yo Comrendo!

I need to learn more Spanish
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 06:51:35 PM
See I should really actually go in the 20 questions threads, I seem to miss all the really high drama.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 06:54:09 PM
It was very elightning.  Can I steal that word from you RVR?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on April 23, 2008, 06:54:41 PM
Yo Comrendo!

I need to learn more Spanish
Means 'I Understand' 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on April 23, 2008, 06:55:02 PM
It was very elightning.  Can I steal that word from you RVR?
Si Senor :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 06:57:05 PM
Yo Comrendo!

I need to learn more Spanish
Means 'I Understand' 8)

I thought that was No Comprendo?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 06:57:55 PM
Yo tambien (the Comprendo part)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 06:58:14 PM
actually it's Yo Comprendo RVR just missed a p off.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 06:58:59 PM
Whoops, yeah Yo.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on April 23, 2008, 06:59:05 PM
Yo Comrendo!

I need to learn more Spanish
Means 'I Understand' 8)

I thought that was No Comprendo?
That means " I Don't understand.. *ding ding* Circle gets the square!' :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bairman on April 23, 2008, 07:02:40 PM
RVR just missed a p off.

What's that?  A distance competition?  Or volume?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 07:04:56 PM
Probably volume, hence the large quantities of tequila.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 07:05:39 PM
Madre de Dios!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 07:06:13 PM
Probably volume, hence the large quantities of tequila.

Explaining the willingness to partake of such a competition
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on April 23, 2008, 07:07:19 PM
*must practice for vacation* Ready. Aim.. Aw Sonuva...  *runs to get the wife for clean-up duty* :-[
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 07:08:24 PM
Whoa...now I have bad images...burning....burning.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 07:12:40 PM
*must practice for vacation* Ready. Aim.. Aw Sonuva...  *runs to get the wife for clean-up duty* :-[
Whoa...now I have bad images...burning....burning.
Ay de mi  :gouge:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: ImOscardotcom on May 06, 2008, 12:42:56 PM
So, how long until Isaac snaps?

My guess is never. In the threads I've seen him in, he always seems to snap, go away, then come back and lay low for a while before snapping all over again.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on May 06, 2008, 12:44:25 PM
He's like an India rubber man, he can snap over and over again but never really break.

Ah such is life.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: ImOscardotcom on May 20, 2008, 09:17:19 AM
I just saw that nummy muffin apparently deleted her account.

What the hell? Did she snap without telling us? Or did I miss something?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on May 20, 2008, 09:20:02 AM
I just saw that nummy muffin apparently deleted her account.

What the hell? Did she snap without telling us? Or did I miss something?

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9116.msg263811.html#msg263811 (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9116.msg263811.html#msg263811)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: ImOscardotcom on May 20, 2008, 09:21:45 AM
Ah. Never mind.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on May 20, 2008, 09:23:39 AM
Lame, she was an entertaining person.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on May 20, 2008, 09:43:12 AM
Yep, must have been a bad breakup. Condolences to both of them.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on May 20, 2008, 11:31:25 AM
Aw Man! That Sux!!
I liked Nummy :(

Well, I`ll be home tomorrow evening from my vacation, and back to work :grr:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on May 20, 2008, 11:40:39 AM
That just sucks, she was a cool chick.  nummy (if you happen to read this) and Batch, hope you guys are both doing well.  Breakups blow.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on May 20, 2008, 07:38:01 PM
damn, deprived of another forum member snapping.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on May 20, 2008, 08:59:21 PM
his multiple personalities are acting up again
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on May 21, 2008, 11:20:59 AM
But will one of them snap?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on May 21, 2008, 11:48:05 AM
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Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on May 21, 2008, 12:00:07 PM
Sir, are you implying that every Puerto Rican is a lousy chicken?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on May 21, 2008, 12:12:57 PM
When the video still showed up, I was hoping it would be Newsies.  It wouldn't have made sense, but it would have made me happy.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on May 21, 2008, 12:15:05 PM
Sir, are you implying that every Puerto Rican is a lousy chicken?

I think he's telling us all a boy like that, will kill your brother!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on May 21, 2008, 12:18:51 PM
When the video still showed up, I was hoping it would be Newsies.  It wouldn't have made sense, but it would have made me happy.

Christian Bale's greatest role to this day... ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on May 21, 2008, 12:25:50 PM
Sir, are you implying that every Puerto Rican is a lousy chicken?

I think he's telling us all a boy like that, will kill your brother!

He also wants us all to stick to our own kind, stick to our own kind.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on June 03, 2008, 12:15:45 PM
Not a snapping per se, buuuuuuuut... In a few days, bratpop will have gone a full month without posting.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 03, 2008, 12:17:42 PM
Not a snapping per se, buuuuuuuut... In a few days, bratpop will have gone a full month without posting.
Hmm, well I hope he's doing alright.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on June 03, 2008, 12:20:15 PM
Not a snapping per se, buuuuuuuut... In a few days, bratpop will have gone a full month without posting.
Hmm, well I hope he's doing alright.

Wow...I was actually coming to enjoy his posts. Dang. I'll miss his sarcasm and hate.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 03, 2008, 12:20:44 PM
That reminds me, I haven't seen Zardoz! on here since mid-February. I wonder what happened to him.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 03, 2008, 12:21:00 PM
And Valeyard
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on June 03, 2008, 12:21:49 PM
If people are going to leave, I demand a proper snapping.  Otherwise I just kind of wonder and miss the rascals.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on June 03, 2008, 12:24:30 PM
Don't worry, when I'll leave I'll be sure to let everybody know in a few months.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 03, 2008, 12:25:18 PM
The way I see it is Zardoz! came on here and said really stupid shit without the agenda to do so. valeyard on the other hand did, so I wont be missing valeyard.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 03, 2008, 12:28:28 PM
Oh yeah without a doubt, just adding her to the list.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 03, 2008, 12:30:35 PM
...

Zardoz! without an agenda? Yeah, sure. Practically every single post was charged with some sort of political nonsense. Valeyard got sucked into those arguments, just from the other side. Although she never seemed to post about anything Rifftrax related either. And bratpop was much too negative, but at least he posted on a few things that i cared to read.

I won't miss any of them.

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 03, 2008, 12:32:49 PM
I thought bratpop was kind of funny in a Cartman kind of way, actually. He never really started any fights, so I thought he was kind of harmless.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 03, 2008, 12:37:31 PM
Would you all miss me if I snapped?? :'( :'(
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on June 03, 2008, 12:38:40 PM
I thought bratpop was kind of funny in a Cartman kind of way, actually. He never really started any fights, so I thought he was kind of harmless.

Harmless, sure. But still kind of an asshole.

I don't know...I actually really started enjoying his posts, I don't know, spite, and sarcasm are really funny.



Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 03, 2008, 12:41:41 PM
That's why he was funny to me, though. He was so hateful that I never took him seriously; he was just a little caricature of hate.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 03, 2008, 12:43:31 PM
That's why he was funny to me, though. He was so hateful that I never took him seriously; he was just a little caricature of hate.
I was under the impression that him hating everything was just a character he made up and kept doing as a running gag.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 03, 2008, 12:44:45 PM
We never did get an answer to BTA's question about the origin of bratpop's cockgobblery.

Maybe it has something to do with/about being taken behind a middle school that's just too much to describe in typed text :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 03, 2008, 12:45:57 PM
I never got that impression, I guess.  I figured he was someone who was otherwise unable to express anything.
Well, he IS a Postman.. ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 03, 2008, 04:41:15 PM
Did I snap and nobody told me??
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 03, 2008, 05:48:38 PM
Did I snap and nobody told me??
Subliminally we thought you might, but guess not. :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 03, 2008, 06:44:39 PM
Did 'Nestor Lover' snap again..

He/she/it deleted the 'Nestor predicted Judith Barsi's death' topic.. ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on June 03, 2008, 06:46:47 PM
Did 'Nestor Lover' snap again..

He/she/it deleted the 'Nestor predicted Judith Barsi's death' topic.. ::)

Noticed that.  As well he should.  Seriously, all that Nestor ridiculousness and throwing tantrums about Mike is all well and good.  But maaayyybe you don't write whole posts dedicating the similarities between a ten year old girl being horrifically murdered by her father to a fucking donkey movie.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 03, 2008, 06:48:52 PM
Must've stopped taking the medication again er something.. *shakes head*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 04, 2008, 03:50:50 AM
I think we should refer to him/her as Nestor's Protector.  It gives him/her a superhero/supervillain vibe.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: ImOscardotcom on June 04, 2008, 04:00:48 AM
I think we should refer to him/her as Nestor's Protector.  It gives him/her a superhero/supervillain vibe.

Only if someoone draws a costume and posts it here.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 04, 2008, 04:06:53 AM
Oh man, don't tempt me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 07:22:07 AM
I noticed several of Isaac's recent posts have 'disappeared' ???
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 07:23:58 AM
Such as?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 07:26:10 AM
Such as?
Well, from your 'What's That Noise' thread for one..
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9176.0.html

A lot of posts from last night are gone now

I know there's other threads but can't remember which ones they were at the moment.. :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2008, 07:29:33 AM
I noticed he was having a fit trying to get us to post in his music thread again instead of Tripe's. One of the posts he deleted there consisted entirely of him pasting the url to his thread about 10 times.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 07:32:46 AM
I noticed he was having a fit trying to get us to post in his music thread again instead of Tripe's. One of the posts he deleted there consisted entirely of him pasting the url to his thread about 10 times.
Yeah, I remember that one ..

He and Imrahil had another spat that had me rolling yesterday, but I can't find it now..
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 07:37:14 AM
OK well yes that one I know about.

I asked that it be removed as it's simply silliness.

Here's the thing about Isaac. I know he's fun to bait but we might, in the interests of not clogging up the boards, want to ratchet that back a little.

He's a bit like that one kid in every class who eats paste or something. It's sort of fun to taunt that kid and then see him spazzing out but ultimately it's kind of hollow and beneath the lot of us.

Just a thought. :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2008, 07:38:31 AM
Nope, it's still there.  ;D

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9432.msg272786.html#msg272786
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 07:44:10 AM
Nope, it's still there.  ;D

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9432.msg272786.html#msg272786
Yeah! That's It!! :D :D :D

I was laughing so hard reading this, I hurt my lungs! :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 07:45:17 AM
OK well yes that one I know about.

I asked that it be removed as it's simply silliness.

Here's the thing about Isaac. I know he's fun to bait but we might, in the interests of not clogging up the boards, want to ratchet that back a little.

He's a bit like that one kid in every class who eats paste or something. It's sort of fun to taunt that kid and then see him spazzing out but ultimately it's kind of hollow and beneath the lot of us.

Just a thought. :-\
Eh.. I see your point.. But I find it rather humorus :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bairman on June 04, 2008, 07:45:40 AM
OK well yes that one I know about.

I asked that it be removed as it's simply silliness.

Here's the thing about Isaac. I know he's fun to bait but we might, in the interests of not clogging up the boards, want to ratchet that back a little.

He's a bit like that one kid in every class who eats paste or something. It's sort of fun to taunt that kid and then see him spazzing out but ultimately it's kind of hollow and beneath the lot of us.

Just a thought. :-\

Whenever I see a post from Isaac, I immediately lose interest in the thread because I know where it's headed.

If there was ever a justification for adding the "ignore user" feature to the forum... Isaac is it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: GLaDOS on June 04, 2008, 07:53:22 AM
I cannot discount the fact that I may be the next to snap too. If i get depressed and lonely then I may very well.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: torgosPizza on June 04, 2008, 07:53:43 AM
I noticed he was having a fit trying to get us to post in his music thread again instead of Tripe's. One of the posts he deleted there consisted entirely of him pasting the url to his thread about 10 times.

I deleted that one. The Noise thread is gaining more ground than the one he created. And since he can delete the one he created (an option I'm considering changing) I decided to not let him post links to it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 07:57:42 AM
I cannot discount the fact that I may be the next to snap too. If i get depressed and lonely then I may very well.

There, there. Everyone hug GLaDOS!
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/Smileys/glomp.gif)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 07:57:47 AM
I noticed he was having a fit trying to get us to post in his music thread again instead of Tripe's. One of the posts he deleted there consisted entirely of him pasting the url to his thread about 10 times.

I deleted that one. The Noise thread is gaining more ground than the one he created. And since he can delete the one he created (an option I'm considering changing) I decided to not let him post links to it.
Ahh! The 'Wizardry of Torgo's' has ruled! :o

I Like Tripe's thread better anyway, cause he created it ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 07:59:56 AM
I Like Tripe's thread better anyway, cause he created it ;D

Suck Up ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 08:00:54 AM
I Like Tripe's thread better anyway, cause he created it ;D

Suck Up ;)
NO! :speechless:
I'm not that way, man!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 08:03:43 AM
Eww, not everything is about the trousers  ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: GLaDOS on June 04, 2008, 08:04:14 AM
There, there. Everyone hug GLaDOS!
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/Smileys/glomp.gif)
*sniff*... Thank you Tripe.  :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 08:05:59 AM
Eww, not everything is about the trousers  ::)
Good! *WHEW* :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 08:09:58 AM
Sometimes it's about frocks ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 08:10:47 AM
Sometimes it's about frocks ;)
:-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 04, 2008, 09:53:08 AM
I noticed he was having a fit trying to get us to post in his music thread again instead of Tripe's. One of the posts he deleted there consisted entirely of him pasting the url to his thread about 10 times.

I deleted that one. The Noise thread is gaining more ground than the one he created. And since he can delete the one he created (an option I'm considering changing) I decided to not let him post links to it.

his thread would still be more popular if he didn't delete it all the time. If we deleted EVERY thread that went off topic, we would have no threads anymore.


and no one would know the euphesisms Courtney and I use for tiddlywinks. (Hers were so much better too. I am so jealous)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 10:07:58 AM
And then Tripe would simply Implode :gouge:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on June 04, 2008, 10:17:52 AM
I noticed he was having a fit trying to get us to post in his music thread again instead of Tripe's. One of the posts he deleted there consisted entirely of him pasting the url to his thread about 10 times.

I deleted that one. The Noise thread is gaining more ground than the one he created. And since he can delete the one he created (an option I'm considering changing) I decided to not let him post links to it.

*ahem*  From just a few minutes ago.

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9210.0.html

/tattle
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 10:21:29 AM
Here we go again.. unreal ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 10:27:31 AM
I Know! Let's just load up Tripes thread more and more for Isaac's sake to let him know we're ignoring his thread :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 10:32:14 AM
Well if it encourages you to listen to more music that has to be good :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 10:33:19 AM
Well if it encourages you to listen to more music that has to be good :)
Well.. no. It doesn't :(

But That'd B Cool!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 10:35:26 AM
Fer gawd sake man you work in a home office with all those computers, you should have some background tunes :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 10:36:34 AM
Fer gawd sake man you work in a home office with all those computers, you should have some background tunes :)
I do.. It's Mexican music :gouge:

Only to keep the wife off my ass.. :'( :'(
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 10:39:12 AM
Not all Mexican music sucks.

Let me find some when i get back home :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 04, 2008, 10:41:21 AM
Not all Mexican music sucks.

Let me find some when i get back home :)
No, but Day In and Day Out for the Last 7 1/2 years, its been some form of Spanish music..

And I can't play my Iron Maiden, Fates Warning, etc on my computers during business hours!

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT :deadhorse:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 04, 2008, 10:44:07 AM
Earphones, they're great ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 04, 2008, 04:47:38 PM
There, there. Everyone hug GLaDOS!
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/Smileys/glomp.gif)
*sniff*... Thank you Tripe.  :)

Great idea, group hug!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2008, 04:52:15 PM
And cake for everyone!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 04, 2008, 04:55:36 PM
Damn right!

And great cake it is!  Delicious and moist!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2008, 05:03:36 PM
So.............. who wants to tell RVR II that his photobucket banner is now missing?   :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on June 04, 2008, 05:15:17 PM
Quote from: PSLOwner
So.............. who wants to tell RVR II that his photobucket banner is now missing?   :speechless:

I'll tell him that if you tell him his avatar sig makes no sense. Deal?

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2008, 05:18:58 PM
Quote from: PSLOwner
So.............. who wants to tell RVR II that his photobucket banner is now missing?   :speechless:

I'll tell him that if you tell him his avatar sig makes no sense. Deal?

-Rude

Why, I think his translation from the original Hindi is quite good

"MY THAT MOVIE RVR KEEPS MENTIONING SCRIPT IS COMPLETE!! 43 1/2pgs on 4/25/08!"

I almost put on mine:

"HEAVENS THAT POT ROAST ALWAYS GRAVEY GOOD"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on June 05, 2008, 10:35:26 AM
And great cake it is!  Delicious and moist!
First, she tastes the cake....then she rubs it into her hair....   ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on June 05, 2008, 10:38:46 AM
Quote from: PSLOwner
So.............. who wants to tell RVR II that his photobucket banner is now missing?   :speechless:

I'll tell him that if you tell him his avatar sig makes no sense. Deal?

-Rude

Why, I think his translation from the original Hindi is quite good

"MY THAT MOVIE RVR KEEPS MENTIONING SCRIPT IS COMPLETE!! 43 1/2pgs on 4/25/08!"

I almost put on mine:

"HEAVENS THAT POT ROAST ALWAYS GRAVEY GOOD"

His av sig reminds me of all of Taufiq's thread subject lines.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 05, 2008, 10:55:01 PM
OK well yes that one I know about.

I asked that it be removed as it's simply silliness.

Here's the thing about Isaac. I know he's fun to bait but we might, in the interests of not clogging up the boards, want to ratchet that back a little.

He's a bit like that one kid in every class who eats paste or something. It's sort of fun to taunt that kid and then see him spazzing out but ultimately it's kind of hollow and beneath the lot of us.

Just a thought. :-\

It's a good thing that you have the IQ of a squirrel and are unable to recognize reality, because otherwise, I'd have to shove you down a flight of stairs and force you to watch Battlefield Earth unriffed for the rest of eternity.

Aw, he deleted that?  What a Norbit-lover.

Go away. No one likes you.

Whenever I see a post from Isaac, I immediately lose interest in the thread because I know where it's headed.

If there was ever a justification for adding the "ignore user" feature to the forum... Isaac is it.

Unfortunately, you are bat-shit insane, so while everyone listens to and respects me, whenever they look at you, they are wondering why a grown man is running down the street in his undies chasing a turtle while singing "God Save The Queen".

I Know! Let's just load up Tripes thread more and more for Isaac's sake to let him know we're ignoring his thread :P

Let's knock RVR II's teeth out and steal his wallet so he doesn't remember who he is.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 05, 2008, 11:21:35 PM
I Know! Let's just load up Tripes thread more and more for Isaac's sake to let him know we're ignoring his thread :P

Let's knock RVR II's teeth out and steal his wallet so he doesn't remember who he is.

It must be so lonely for you.....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 05, 2008, 11:38:59 PM
I Know! Let's just load up Tripes thread more and more for Isaac's sake to let him know we're ignoring his thread :P

Let's knock RVR II's teeth out and steal his wallet so he doesn't remember who he is.
[/quote

It must be so lonely for you.....

It must be so lonely to be you.....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 05, 2008, 11:41:29 PM
I Know! Let's just load up Tripes thread more and more for Isaac's sake to let him know we're ignoring his thread :P

Let's knock RVR II's teeth out and steal his wallet so he doesn't remember who he is.
[/quote

It must be so lonely for you.....

It must be so lonely to be you.....

Yep that's what I said...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 05, 2008, 11:45:50 PM
I Know! Let's just load up Tripes thread more and more for Isaac's sake to let him know we're ignoring his thread :P

Let's knock RVR II's teeth out and steal his wallet so he doesn't remember who he is.
[/quote

It must be so lonely for you.....

It must be so lonely to be you.....

Yep that's what I said...

To be you.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 05, 2008, 11:50:56 PM
Oh, I see.  You were taking what I said and turning it around on me.  Kinda like Ninjitsu right?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 06, 2008, 04:39:38 AM
This thread is turning into the thunderdome  :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 04:41:22 AM
I think that BathTub is getting pretty close to snapping, myself.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: GregMcduck on June 06, 2008, 06:32:15 AM
I think that BathTub is getting pretty close to snapping myself like a twig.

fixed
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 06, 2008, 06:33:13 AM
I Know! Let's just load up Tripes thread more and more for Isaac's sake to let him know we're ignoring his thread :P

Let's knock iSAAC's teeth out and steal his wallet so he doesn't remember who he is.
Fixed as well 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 06, 2008, 06:34:37 AM
This thread is turning into the thunderdome  :D

And I doubt we'll ever get beyond it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on June 06, 2008, 06:37:56 AM
Can I report myself?

I think Isaac just made me snap.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 06, 2008, 06:38:23 AM
Can I report myself?

I think Isaac just made me snap.

Just laugh at him and move on, it's really for the best.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 06:40:23 AM
I keep trying to tell people this. Nobody listens, well some do but most find him too tempting.

Don't give into the dark side people.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: GregMcduck on June 06, 2008, 06:42:43 AM
We need Zardoz to come back so we can spread the love.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2008, 06:43:22 AM
I keep trying to tell people this. Nobody listens, well some do but most find him too tempting.

Don't give into the dark side people.

Problem is, he's the same sad little bastard no matter what we do. He'd start a fight with his reflection.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 06, 2008, 06:44:01 AM
I keep trying to tell people this. Nobody listens, well some do but most find him too tempting.

Don't give into the dark side people.

Problem is, he's the same sad little bastard no matter what we do. He'd start a fight with his reflection.

Which would be hilarious!  Why not work to make that happen?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 06, 2008, 06:44:22 AM
I keep trying to tell people this. Nobody listens, well some do but most find him too tempting.

Don't give into the dark side people.

Problem is, he's the same sad little bastard no matter what we do. He'd start a fight with his reflection.
:D :D :D
 :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2008, 06:45:03 AM
I keep trying to tell people this. Nobody listens, well some do but most find him too tempting.

Don't give into the dark side people.

Problem is, he's the same sad little bastard no matter what we do. He'd start a fight with his reflection.

Which would be hilarious!  Why not work to make that happen?

The universe would implode because he'd be arguing with someone who actually understood him.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on June 06, 2008, 06:46:47 AM
I keep trying to tell people this. Nobody listens, well some do but most find him too tempting.

Don't give into the dark side people.

Problem is, he's the same sad little bastard no matter what we do. He'd start a fight with his reflection.

He needs to start with the man in the mirror, he needs to ask him to change his ways (jamon-AH).  Isaac, no message could be clearer, and if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 06:47:24 AM
I keep trying to tell people this. Nobody listens, well some do but most find him too tempting.

Don't give into the dark side people.

Problem is, he's the same sad little bastard no matter what we do. He'd start a fight with his reflection.

You are right there, he calmed down about the music thread, or he currently is calm but now something else kicked it off.

We need Zardoz to come back so we can spread the love.
Let's not make that trip to Aslan's How shall we, we may bring Valeyard back as well :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2008, 06:49:55 AM
Isaac's fightin' round tha world!

(http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/southpark2.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 06, 2008, 06:51:05 AM
while making movies and songs?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on June 06, 2008, 06:55:25 AM
I keep trying to tell people this. Nobody listens, well some do but most find him too tempting.

Don't give into the dark side people.

Problem is, he's the same sad little bastard no matter what we do. He'd start a fight with his reflection.

He needs to start with the man in the mirror, he needs to ask him to change his ways (jamon-AH).  Isaac, no message could be clearer, and if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.

(http://images.salon.com/news/feature/2005/03/26/jacko/story.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 06, 2008, 06:56:54 AM
Isaac's fightin' round tha world!

(http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/southpark2.jpg)
while making movies and songs?

Say what you will about him, but he's got a great singing voice and he loves that little boat!

(http://www.maximumcrowe.net/maximumcrowe/caps/southpark3.jpeg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 07:00:18 AM
Can I report myself?

I think Isaac just made me snap.

Just laugh at him and move on, it's really for the best.

Ooh, the irony in that statement...your post is absolutelyfuckinghilarious.

I think that BathTub is getting pretty close to snapping myself like a twig.

fixed

 ::)

I Know! Let's just load up Tripes thread more and more for Isaac's sake to let him know we're ignoring his thread :P

Let's knock iSAAC's teeth out and steal his wallet so he doesn't remember who he is.
Fixed as well 8)

 ::)
I keep trying to tell people this. Nobody listens, well some do but most find him too tempting.

Don't give into the dark side people.

Problem is, he's the same sad little bastard no matter what we do. He'd start a fight with his reflection.

Wow. You've got the mental capacity of dirt.

He needs to start with the man in the mirror, he needs to ask him to change his ways (jamon-AH).  Isaac, no message could be clearer, and if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.

I'd rather ask you why my name is in this post.

Isaac's fightin' round tha world!

(http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/southpark2.jpg)
while making movies and songs?

Say what you will about him, but he's got a great singing voice and he loves that little boat!

(http://www.maximumcrowe.net/maximumcrowe/caps/southpark3.jpeg)

Wow. That's when the show really started to suck, badly.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 06, 2008, 07:02:23 AM
 :D Let the laughter continue
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 06, 2008, 07:04:30 AM
Isaac's fightin' round tha world!

(http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/southpark2.jpg)
while making movies and songs?

Say what you will about him, but he's got a great singing voice and he loves that little boat!

(http://www.maximumcrowe.net/maximumcrowe/caps/southpark3.jpeg)

Wow. That's when the show really started to suck, badly.

(http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/emotions/shock.gif)

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2008, 07:05:18 AM
I've stopped being amazed at how crazy he is and now I'm amazed at how long he can be crazy.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 07:06:13 AM
(http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/emotions/shock.gif)

Possibly the most unintentionally terrifying smilies ever.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 06, 2008, 07:07:06 AM
 (http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/3d/9/AAAAAoRDP4MAAAAAAD2Z5w.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 07:07:21 AM
:D Let the laughter continue

 ::)

Isaac's fightin' round tha world!

(http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/southpark2.jpg)
while making movies and songs?

Say what you will about him, but he's got a great singing voice and he loves that little boat!

(http://www.maximumcrowe.net/maximumcrowe/caps/southpark3.jpeg)

Wow. That's when the show really started to suck, badly.

(http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/emotions/shock.gif)



 ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 06, 2008, 07:08:22 AM
 (http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/thumbnail2/1228_sad_person_crying.gif)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 07:09:12 AM
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/3d/9/AAAAAoRDP4MAAAAAAD2Z5w.jpg)

Ah that one's disconcerting alright, but the other reminds me of something found in an evil carnival.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on June 06, 2008, 07:10:58 AM
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/3d/9/AAAAAoRDP4MAAAAAAD2Z5w.jpg)

Ah that one's disconcerting alright, but the other reminds me of something found in an evil carnival.

Wait.  There are some carnivals that are not evil?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 07:11:27 AM
I've stopped being amazed at how crazy he is and now I'm amazed at how long he can be crazy.

 ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 06, 2008, 07:12:36 AM
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/3d/9/AAAAAoRDP4MAAAAAAD2Z5w.jpg)

Ah that one's disconcerting alright, but the other reminds me of something found in an evil carnival.

Wait.  There are some carnivals that are not evil?

Sounds weird to me, like the concept of a sober clown or a clean person running the tilt-a-whirl.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on June 06, 2008, 07:13:47 AM
So Isaac hates one of the funniest episodes of any tv show ever?

That explains a lot.

He wouldn't know good if it painted itself purple and danced naked on harpsicord singing good things are here again.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2008, 07:18:00 AM
::)
::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 07:18:44 AM
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/3d/9/AAAAAoRDP4MAAAAAAD2Z5w.jpg)

Ah that one's disconcerting alright, but the other reminds me of something found in an evil carnival.

Wait.  There are some carnivals that are not evil?

Oh fair (as it were) point, they're all generally evil, I'm thinking of the actively evil ones, put together for the express purpose of bringing you malice and candy floss.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 07:19:57 AM
So Isaac hates one of the funniest episodes of any tv show ever?

That explains a lot.

He wouldn't know good if it painted itself purple and danced naked on harpsicord singing good things are here again.

So, you like shows that start with one concept, then de-evolve into something that is not only completely different from what they started with, but also less funny?

Season 3 was the last good season of the series. In season 4, they started making really A.D.D.-oriented episodes. It's really annoying to listen to someone start talking about one thing and then go, "oooh, a butterfly!"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on June 06, 2008, 07:27:23 AM
You are thinking of the Simpsons.

They have never done that joke on South Park.

In fact they did a whole two parter about why those types of Jokes are dumb.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 06, 2008, 07:31:15 AM
Hey guys, Isaac is really smart. We're obviously all wrong. Let''s allow him to be smart and we can just sit back and maybe learn something from him. and maybe, just maybe... a little bit about ourselves.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: torgosPizza on June 06, 2008, 07:34:30 AM
I dislike the fact that I need to babysit you guys. Personally I have never had a problem with Isaac, it looks like most of his "insulting" posts are in response to others baiting him. While I would advise Isaac to just ignore anyone deliberately insulting him to try and get a rise out of him (this is called "baiting" on teh internets) I also think it's ridiculous that some members of this forum find it acceptable to just insult him in the middle of their post.

How exactly does that make you better than him?

EDITED for "baiting"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 06, 2008, 07:36:05 AM
Hey guys, Isaac is really smart. We're obviously all wrong. Let''s allow him to be smart and we can just sit back and maybe learn something from him. and maybe, just maybe... a little bit about ourselves.

for that is the true meaning of Christmas
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 07:37:22 AM
You know where you can find an evil carnival? The Neverland Ranch. The fact the Martin Bashir documentary/interview/puff piece started in the darkend carnihell was a bit of a misstep I thought.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 07:41:54 AM
So Isaac hates one of the funniest episodes of any tv show ever?

That explains a lot.

He wouldn't know good if it painted itself purple and danced naked on harpsicord singing good things are here again.

So, you like shows that start with one concept, then de-evolve into something that is not only completely different from what they started with, but also less funny?

Season 3 was the last good season of the series. In season 4, they started making really A.D.D.-oriented episodes. It's really annoying to listen to someone start talking about one thing and then go, "oooh, a butterfly!"

You are thinking of the Simpsons.

They have never done that joke on South Park.

In fact they did a whole two parter about why those types of Jokes are dumb.

The butterfly comment itself was a joke. You didn't understand the point of my post. I was saying that they start with a plotline that might be interesting or funny, then they go into some other area that isn't funny, as exemplified in this summary from IMDb:

Season 7, Episode 8: South Park Is Gay
Original Air Date: 22 October 2003
Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.

The hell is that about? That's weak.

I tried watching a recent episode, hoping that the series had become more focused and would contain actual humor, and you know, it devolved from having Britney Spears survive a suicide attempt with a shotgun (which wasn't that funny in the first place) to some lame "sacrifice" bullshit. None of the episode is particularly funny or clever. I'm really surprised the show is still on. It's not like The Simpsons or Family Guy, who can keep going for years and years and still be fresh. South Park ran out of steam fairly early on. I'm also not too happy with the fact that the show and its film version's success has prevented audiences and studios from taking animation seriously to the point where mature, well animated productions not intended for children can be produced. A Scanner Darkly, for example, would have done much better if more people took animation seriously.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 06, 2008, 07:46:43 AM
Thank you for your insight, Isaac. It's really nice to see another perspective on things which I may or may not enjoy.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 07:47:14 AM
I dislike the fact that I need to babysit you guys. Personally I have never had a problem with Isaac, it looks like most of his "insulting" posts are in response to others baiting him. While I would advise Isaac to just ignore anyone deliberately insulting him to try and get a rise out of him (this is called "baiting" on teh internets) I also think it's ridiculous that some members of this forum find it acceptable to just insult him in the middle of their post.

How exactly does that make you better than him?

EDITED for "baiting"

But why is Dune a part of the spam filter, though?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 06, 2008, 07:48:59 AM
I dislike the fact that I need to babysit you guys. Personally I have never had a problem with Isaac, it looks like most of his "insulting" posts are in response to others baiting him. While I would advise Isaac to just ignore anyone deliberately insulting him to try and get a rise out of him (this is called "baiting" on teh internets) I also think it's ridiculous that some members of this forum find it acceptable to just insult him in the middle of their post.

How exactly does that make you better than him?

EDITED for "baiting"

But why is Dune a part of the spam filter, though?

Most likely just for shits and giggles.  Can't say Red Dawn, either.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 06, 2008, 07:50:40 AM
wait, you can't say THAT MOVIE RVR KEEPS MENTIONING or That Movie, since when?



HEY!!!!!!! who did that?! :angry:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: torgosPizza on June 06, 2008, 07:53:16 AM
I dislike the fact that I need to babysit you guys. Personally I have never had a problem with Isaac, it looks like most of his "insulting" posts are in response to others baiting him. While I would advise Isaac to just ignore anyone deliberately insulting him to try and get a rise out of him (this is called "baiting" on teh internets) I also think it's ridiculous that some members of this forum find it acceptable to just insult him in the middle of their post.

How exactly does that make you better than him?

EDITED for "baiting"

But why is Dune a part of the spam filter, though?

It's a joke, it's only temporary.

You can also turn off word censoring in your profile.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: torgosPizza on June 06, 2008, 07:56:11 AM
some lame "sacrifice" bullshit.

To be fair, that was a reference to "The Lottery," one of those short stories that is considered a "classic" but which I had trouble believing that label. It was okay, and sure the twist at the end was ahead of its time, but... meh.

Quote
A Scanner Darkly, for example, would have done much better if more people took animation seriously.

See, I loved that movie. But I know it got a lot of hate from pretty much everywhere else. I think you are probably close to on target - the people that didn't like it might not have been expecting a cartoon have more than a couple layers to it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 07:59:39 AM
wait, you can't say THAT MOVIE RVR KEEPS MENTIONING or That Movie, since when?

And for some crazy reason in one thread, and one alone, everything RVR says turns into verse and literature.

It was just Emily Dickinson at first but it's seemingly evolved.

OMG what if the filter becomes self aware?!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 06, 2008, 08:02:23 AM
some lame "sacrifice" bullshit.

To be fair, that was a reference to "The Lottery," one of those short stories that is considered a "classic" but which I had trouble believing that label. It was okay, and sure the twist at the end was ahead of its time, but... meh.

I also thought this episode was pretty weak.  Watching Britney Spears walk around without a head was actually pretty gross and depressing after awhile.  Nevertheless I though the "Lottery" ending was inspired.  And then when the choose Miley Cyrus as the next sacrifice it was great.  Except for the ending though, I didn't really care for the episode.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 06, 2008, 08:02:38 AM
wait, you can't say THAT MOVIE RVR KEEPS MENTIONING or That Movie, since when?

There is nothing suspicious about the way the filter is being used on this forum.
???

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 08:04:37 AM
I salute you madame!  :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 06, 2008, 08:05:03 AM
wait, you can't say THAT MOVIE RVR KEEPS MENTIONING or That Movie, since when?

There is nothing suspicious about the way the filter is being used on this forum.
correct, the filter is behaving as it always has, and is truly a marvel of modern technology.




wow
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 06, 2008, 08:05:58 AM
I dislike the fact that I need to babysit you guys. Personally I have never had a problem with Isaac, it looks like most of his "insulting" posts are in response to others baiting him. While I would advise Isaac to just ignore anyone deliberately insulting him to try and get a rise out of him (this is called "baiting" on teh internets) I also think it's ridiculous that some members of this forum find it acceptable to just insult him in the middle of their post.

How exactly does that make you better than him?

EDITED for "baiting"

But why is Dune a part of the spam filter, though?

It's a joke, it's only temporary.

You can also turn off word censoring in your profile.
OH GEE THANKS, GUY! :angry:

..And I thought I was causing others to snap.. :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 06, 2008, 08:09:09 AM
If you want your mind blown imagine if the word filter changed Dune to THAT MOVIE RVR KEEPS MENTIONING and the phrase THAT MOVIE RVR KEEPS MENTIONING is changed to Dune. Whoa, man. I think that would actually crash the forum.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: torgosPizza on June 06, 2008, 08:10:37 AM
..And I thought I was causing others to snap.. :P

Well you are, but that's another thread :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 06, 2008, 08:12:42 AM
..And I thought I was causing others to snap.. :P

Well you are, but that's another thread :)
*Professor Chaos laugh* MUAHAHAHAHA >:D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on June 06, 2008, 08:14:29 AM
..And I thought I was causing others to snap.. :P

Well you are, but that's in every other thread :)

Fixed.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on June 06, 2008, 08:19:57 AM
So Isaac hates one of the funniest episodes of any tv show ever?

That explains a lot.

He wouldn't know good if it painted itself purple and danced naked on harpsicord singing good things are here again.

So, you like shows that start with one concept, then de-evolve into something that is not only completely different from what they started with, but also less funny?

Season 3 was the last good season of the series. In season 4, they started making really A.D.D.-oriented episodes. It's really annoying to listen to someone start talking about one thing and then go, "oooh, a butterfly!"

You are thinking of the Simpsons.

They have never done that joke on South Park.

In fact they did a whole two parter about why those types of Jokes are dumb.

The butterfly comment itself was a joke. You didn't understand the point of my post. I was saying that they start with a plotline that might be interesting or funny, then they go into some other area that isn't funny, as exemplified in this summary from IMDb:

Season 7, Episode 8: South Park Is Gay
Original Air Date: 22 October 2003
Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.

The hell is that about? That's weak.

I tried watching a recent episode, hoping that the series had become more focused and would contain actual humor, and you know, it devolved from having Britney Spears survive a suicide attempt with a shotgun (which wasn't that funny in the first place) to some lame "sacrifice" bullshit. None of the episode is particularly funny or clever. I'm really surprised the show is still on. It's not like The Simpsons or Family Guy, who can keep going for years and years and still be fresh. South Park ran out of steam fairly early on. I'm also not too happy with the fact that the show and its film version's success has prevented audiences and studios from taking animation seriously to the point where mature, well animated productions not intended for children can be produced. A Scanner Darkly, for example, would have done much better if more people took animation seriously.

The crab people was one episode that Trey and Matt have both said was a bad idea that they came up with in crunch.

Also the fact that you missed the whole point of the Britney episode(One of the best in the show's IMO)only confirms what I have always thought about you.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 06, 2008, 08:29:45 AM
Also the fact that you missed the whole point of the Britney episode(One of the best in the show's IMO)only confirms what I have always thought about you.
If you don't have anything nice to say, Doctor Who?, say it with music.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 06, 2008, 08:32:20 AM
 (http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/861/861184/britneys-new-look-20080320031042702.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 09:25:28 AM
So Isaac hates one of the funniest episodes of any tv show ever?

That explains a lot.

He wouldn't know good if it painted itself purple and danced naked on harpsicord singing good things are here again.

So, you like shows that start with one concept, then de-evolve into something that is not only completely different from what they started with, but also less funny?

Season 3 was the last good season of the series. In season 4, they started making really A.D.D.-oriented episodes. It's really annoying to listen to someone start talking about one thing and then go, "oooh, a butterfly!"

You are thinking of the Simpsons.

They have never done that joke on South Park.

In fact they did a whole two parter about why those types of Jokes are dumb.

The butterfly comment itself was a joke. You didn't understand the point of my post. I was saying that they start with a plotline that might be interesting or funny, then they go into some other area that isn't funny, as exemplified in this summary from IMDb:

Season 7, Episode 8: South Park Is Gay
Original Air Date: 22 October 2003
Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.

The hell is that about? That's weak.

I tried watching a recent episode, hoping that the series had become more focused and would contain actual humor, and you know, it devolved from having Britney Spears survive a suicide attempt with a shotgun (which wasn't that funny in the first place) to some lame "sacrifice" bullshit. None of the episode is particularly funny or clever. I'm really surprised the show is still on. It's not like The Simpsons or Family Guy, who can keep going for years and years and still be fresh. South Park ran out of steam fairly early on. I'm also not too happy with the fact that the show and its film version's success has prevented audiences and studios from taking animation seriously to the point where mature, well animated productions not intended for children can be produced. A Scanner Darkly, for example, would have done much better if more people took animation seriously.

The crab people was one episode that Trey and Matt have both said was a bad idea that they came up with in crunch.

Also the fact that you missed the whole point of the Britney episode(One of the best in the show's IMO)only confirms what I have always thought about you.

I understand that the point was an attempted commentary on how Americans worship celebrities. They just didn't do it very well.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 09:29:57 AM
some lame "sacrifice" bullshit.

To be fair, that was a reference to "The Lottery," one of those short stories that is considered a "classic" but which I had trouble believing that label. It was okay, and sure the twist at the end was ahead of its time, but... meh.

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A Scanner Darkly, for example, would have done much better if more people took animation seriously.

See, I loved that movie. But I know it got a lot of hate from pretty much everywhere else. I think you are probably close to on target - the people that didn't like it might not have been expecting a cartoon have more than a couple layers to it.

Yeah, and another problem was that previous Phillip K. Dick books hadn't been adapted too closely, turning stories into these big-budget, loud, fast action films, and they were expecting something like that, especially since Keanu Reeves was one of the leads - they were thinking about The Matrix - but were disappointed when it turned out to be completely different.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 06, 2008, 09:41:48 AM
A Scanner Darkly is pretty overrated in my opinion. Sure the methheads can relate to its paranoid plot, but to everybody else the film was lacking in substance (no pun intended). It wasn't so much sci-fi, as it was anime for tweekers (sp?).
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 06, 2008, 09:43:38 AM
That said... Speed Racer (although a good kids film in its own right) should only be seen while tripping on acid. ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 09:46:05 AM
Doesn't it helpfully save you the money of doing that already?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 06, 2008, 09:48:19 AM
Only without those pesky future flashbacks and blackouts.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 06, 2008, 09:49:24 AM
Only without those pesky future flashbacks and blackouts.
Sugar-cubes 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 06, 2008, 09:55:09 AM
Limited Edition Speed Racer acid sheet, Collect every square!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 10:05:22 AM
A Scanner Darkly is pretty overrated in my opinion. Sure the methheads can relate to its paranoid plot, but to everybody else the film was lacking in substance (no pun intended). It wasn't so much sci-fi, as it was anime for tweekers (sp?).

Read the book. Maybe you'll understand the film better.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 06, 2008, 10:09:28 AM
I have to agree with Isaac.  The movie follows the book better than any of the movies based off his books.
Personally, I loved the movie.  Do yourself a favor and re-watch it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 06, 2008, 10:14:09 AM
No, my opinion doesn't need 'book insight', always judge a film on its own right... why give it slack for being a bad film based off a good book?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 06, 2008, 10:19:35 AM
It's not a bad film though.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 06, 2008, 10:21:47 AM
Uh oh, here comes an argument of opinions. I will say if you have to read a book to enjoy a movie and the movie can't stand on it's own legs then it's not doing a good job of being a movie.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 10:45:58 AM
Yeah I liked the film but I agree that any film where you need to read the book  in order to see how good it is (a description I think better applies to the Harry Potter films say, than A Scanner Darkly personally) isn't a terribly well executed film.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 06, 2008, 12:57:17 PM
Uh oh, here comes an argument of opinions. I will say if you have to read a book to enjoy a movie and the movie can't stand on it's own legs then it's not doing a good job of being a movie.

How is it a bad thing to tell somebody else to read? In a lot of instances, you would be right about a film failing when it needs the book to back it up, but in this instance I feel that the specific individual didn't understand the story, and that digesting it in a different medium might help him understand it better. I personally think that while the film can stand on its own (though I did read the book beforehand), Minnesota should still read the book.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 06, 2008, 01:02:44 PM
Uh oh, here comes an argument of opinions. I will say if you have to read a book to enjoy a movie and the movie can't stand on it's own legs then it's not doing a good job of being a movie.

How is it a bad thing to tell somebody else to read? In a lot of instances, you would be right about a film failing when it needs the book to back it up, but in this instance I feel that the specific individual didn't understand the story, and that digesting it in a different medium might help him understand it better. I personally think that while the film can stand on its own (though I did read the book beforehand), Minnesota should still read the book.
All I know is I watched all 3 Lord of the Rings movies and enjoyed them without reading to read those books. I dodged a bullet on that one.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 06, 2008, 01:03:04 PM
Considering the book was made with Phillip K. Dick fans in mind, I don't think it is wrong to think you might have read the book first.  That said, you don't have to read the book to enjoy the movie.  All I said was it isn't a bad movie.  I didn't say you should marry it.   :D

Plus it was a limited release movie.  It's not like they were pimping it to the world as if it was Harry Potter.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 06, 2008, 05:57:07 PM

How is it a bad thing to tell somebody else to read? In a lot of instances, you would be right about a film failing when it needs the book to back it up, but in this instance I feel that the specific individual didn't understand the story, and that digesting it in a different medium might help him understand it better. I personally think that while the film can stand on its own (though I did read the book beforehand), Minnesota should still read the book.

Although I only watched A Scanner Darkly once, the plot was more than simple, in fact it was cliche. Basically take the plot of the departed, insert drug dealers (of the future) instead of mobsters, then run the film through photoshop telling people your mediocre sci-fi/ undercover cop film is 'just like anime' so its okay to use flawed /cliche logic. I'd imagine fans of the film look to it's other minor influences (none of which it does well) to make it seem more complex (a bit of a noir mystery, uses a bs motif when Keanu Reeves is questioning his lack of memory and what seems 'real'... very reminiscent of the interrogation scene in the Matrix) but at the end of the day my opinion will still be that A Scanner Darkly is a poorly constructed film lacking in talent. The suit technology was cool enough to make the film worth seeing once ... give it a score of mediocre- average.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 06, 2008, 05:58:41 PM
Did I snap?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 06, 2008, 06:03:28 PM

How is it a bad thing to tell somebody else to read? In a lot of instances, you would be right about a film failing when it needs the book to back it up, but in this instance I feel that the specific individual didn't understand the story, and that digesting it in a different medium might help him understand it better. I personally think that while the film can stand on its own (though I did read the book beforehand), Minnesota should still read the book.

Although I only watched A Scanner Darkly once, the plot was more than simple, in fact it was cliche. Basically take the plot of the departed, insert drug dealers (of the future) instead of mobsters, then run the film through photoshop telling people your mediocre sci-fi/ undercover cop film is 'just like anime' so its okay to use flawed /cliche logic. I'd imagine fans of the film look to it's other minor influences (none of which it does well) to make it seem more complex (a bit of a noir mystery, uses a bs motif when Keanu Reeves is questioning his lack of memory and what seems 'real'... very reminiscent of the interrogation scene in the Matrix) but at the end of the day my opinion will still be that A Scanner Darkly is a poorly constructed film lacking in talent. The suit technology was cool enough to make the film worth seeing once ... give it a score of mediocre- average.

Well I disagree with almost everything you said.  But I won't dwell on it any longer.  But I will say A Scanner, Darkly rules!  Minnesota is Cold!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 06, 2008, 06:09:25 PM
Fine by me, I'd much prefer to have a unique perspective anyway. Comes from having an English / Film backround in school. Although not something I do intentionally but... thinking outside the popular opinion keeps me on my toes.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 06, 2008, 06:34:58 PM
woohoo English Majors FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 06, 2008, 06:37:06 PM
Wouldn't an Art Major trump you?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 06, 2008, 06:40:13 PM
Gah, you wish!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2008, 07:52:34 PM
woohoo English Majors FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed, though we're not all that well paid as a consequence of that win.

Wow two posts in a row of yours that have made me dwell on the trouble of lucre. :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 06, 2008, 09:01:23 PM
woohoo English Majors FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I only said that I have an English / Film backround. Fell two classes short of an English major and two classes short of a film minor ... opted for an Advertising degree instead. Ironically I graduated with way too many credits ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Darth Geek on June 07, 2008, 10:10:43 AM
Snap...

well, that was disappointing.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 07, 2008, 11:20:07 AM
pshaw
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on June 07, 2008, 02:10:12 PM
lol, having an English minor gets me shunned by the English Majors... Better sign up for a couple summer courses. 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 07, 2008, 02:13:45 PM
lol, having an English minor gets me shunned by the English Majors... Better sign up for a couple summer courses. 8)
Shunned.. :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2008, 04:43:08 PM
lol, having an English minor gets me shunned by the English Majors... Better sign up for a couple summer courses. 8)

I have, through a conversion between English and American university weighting systems, a double major: English Literature and American Studies, can I double shun you? :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 12, 2008, 06:12:41 AM
I was double shunned once.  I double shunned him back with my fists.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 12, 2008, 11:15:34 AM
I was double shunned once.  I double shunned him back with my fists.

Then you woke up!  *burn
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 24, 2008, 06:18:51 PM
Before anyone else can...I vote me for next to snap!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 24, 2008, 06:22:55 PM
Before anyone else can...I vote me for next to snap!

darn, I was gonna call it

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 24, 2008, 07:01:25 PM
Before anyone else can...I vote me for next to snap!

darn, I was gonna call it



That's why I said "before anyone else can"  you silly billy
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 24, 2008, 07:04:54 PM
Before anyone else can...I vote me for next to snap!

darn, I was gonna call it



That's why I said "before anyone else can"  you silly billy

Enough of that stinkin' thinkin'
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on June 24, 2008, 07:32:56 PM
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9749.0.html

I'm keeping my eye on this to see if a tipping point for TheWarrior is reached.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 24, 2008, 07:34:03 PM
He's a Warrior.. He'll be Aw'ite..
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2008, 07:35:16 PM
I don't see myself deleting my own account. I doubt I will snap over this. I just felt like getting my rage out, and Tripe is really good at being one of those guys who puts his finger an inch away from one's face, saying "I'm not poking you" etc.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 25, 2008, 05:12:57 AM
I really don't do that. However, I'm not responsible for your reactions to my posts  :-\

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 09:30:17 AM
I never said you were.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 25, 2008, 09:31:53 AM
Not in so many words sure.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 09:34:41 AM
.... Forget it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on June 25, 2008, 09:36:19 AM
hey c'mon lets act like adults...its a stupid argument anyways
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 25, 2008, 09:38:58 AM
Oh I agree it is, and one wthat didn't have to occur since you and I fortis were done with it long since it really kicked off.

It's inexplicable.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 09:49:27 AM
I just felt like adding to the discussion, but it got out of hand. There, now let's group hug.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 25, 2008, 09:56:41 AM
drugs are like that too :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 25, 2008, 01:21:05 PM
Drugs are like christmas and sex rolled into one!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 25, 2008, 01:22:58 PM
Squelchy and smelling faintly of eggnog?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 25, 2008, 01:24:37 PM
Um....sure. That's exactly what I meant
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 25, 2008, 01:25:09 PM
 :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 25, 2008, 01:30:45 PM
Full of anticipation only to find out on the big reveal that batteries aren't included?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 25, 2008, 01:32:29 PM
That, Tripe, is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!   :highfive:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 25, 2008, 02:57:33 PM
Good cause the next one was going to include fruit cake in some way.

I think we can all thank our respective gods that it didn't need to come to that. ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on June 25, 2008, 03:08:28 PM
Does no one think I will snap?

Then I've got you all right where I want you.  Muahahaha.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 25, 2008, 03:20:34 PM
Does no one think I will snap?

Then I've got you all right where I want you.  Muahahaha.
Oh Yeah!
You're on a Coffee ban! :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 27, 2008, 07:06:02 PM
Does no one think I will snap?

Then I've got you all right where I want you.  Muahahaha.

Start snapping.  The anticipation is killing me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on June 27, 2008, 08:52:13 PM
Oh all right!  If none of you pansies is going to snap than I guess I'll just have to go ahead and do so.....

*Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap*

Y'see, it's not hard at all, I can't imagine what all this fus is about whether some meber is going to snap his or her fing--

**SNAP!!!**

*Grasps hand, wincing in pain*  OWTCH!!!  Oh great, now I've got carpal tunnel syndrome, Thanks a lot guys.....


Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 27, 2008, 08:56:58 PM
Nice! :clap: :clap:

I Believe You Too! :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on June 27, 2008, 09:09:00 PM
Oh, and on topic, has anyone seen this?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/lilformersthemovie.jpg)
Oh man, Sidey is gonna go ballistic when he finds out.  I mean, how could you NOT use everyone's favorite go-bot?  Sheesh!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 27, 2008, 11:58:06 PM
that does not say "beyond good; beyond evil; beyond your CUTEST imagination"


oh god it does!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Darth Geek on June 28, 2008, 01:31:46 PM
Well isn't that just the cutest bastardization of a beloved childhood icon...yes it is!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Stacey on June 28, 2008, 02:07:59 PM
Side will definitely be the next to snap after he sees the Lil Formers poster. Hopefully Ray will be nearby to wrap his big strong arms around Side to help him recover and keep his chin up. :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on June 28, 2008, 02:20:29 PM
I dunno. Sideswipe has something very much like a Lil Former as his avatar. :^)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 28, 2008, 04:52:42 PM
58 pages, I'm not gonna check, has anyone bet that I would snap?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on June 28, 2008, 04:54:27 PM
I have.....now....*looks around suspiciously*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on June 29, 2008, 05:45:35 AM
58 pages, I'm not gonna check, has anyone bet that I would snap?

I have.....now....*looks around suspiciously*

oh yeah, is an early indication of your heading towards a snap-wise direction. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on June 29, 2008, 09:48:41 AM
Just asking, but what happened to Action Batch?  His posts say Janitor (Guest) now. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on June 29, 2008, 11:12:54 AM
It was either the unicorns, or the faux drama shennanigans.   Batch, if it's the latter, we're sorry, come back!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SaucyRossy on June 29, 2008, 11:16:54 AM
Did i really make him snap????

That was the most anti climactic snap ever.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 29, 2008, 11:23:39 AM
NummyMuffin snapped a couple months back, now ActionBatch ???

WTF's going on over there in Raleigh, NC?? :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on June 29, 2008, 11:48:44 AM
Yeah I pmed him about that last night, I thought he was just playing in that thread but apparently not  :(
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on June 29, 2008, 01:15:11 PM
WTF's going on over there in Raleigh, NC?? :-\

Ever been there?   ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on June 29, 2008, 01:43:21 PM
I dunno. Sideswipe has something very much like a Lil Former as his avatar. :^)

no way!

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 29, 2008, 01:44:14 PM
WTF's going on over there in Raleigh, NC?? :-\

Ever been there?   ::)
YUP..

Oz Fest 2005 >:D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on June 29, 2008, 02:01:11 PM
WTF's going on over there in Raleigh, NC?? :-\

Ever been there?   ::)
YUP..

Oz Fest 2005 >:D
Doesn't count.   Enclosed environment...special event.   Live there - or places like it - day in, day out...especially now.

Quote
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space

And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
probably

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice

(my new theme song)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 29, 2008, 02:36:17 PM
wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Cree-Lo Green!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on June 29, 2008, 02:48:50 PM
WTF's going on over there in Raleigh, NC?? :-\

Ever been there?   ::)
YUP..

Oz Fest 2005 >:D
Doesn't count.   Enclosed environment...special event.   Live there - or places like it - day in, day out...especially now.
I saw Enough at Oz Fest to get my fill, then head 3 1/2 hours south to home to stay :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on June 29, 2008, 04:37:59 PM
I was wondering who the "janitor" guy was I kept seeing today.  That's a weird one.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 01, 2008, 07:54:11 AM
Well, he's back!

Sooo.. How does this work? Snapping, then coming back? ???
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 01, 2008, 08:08:24 AM
It doesn't count if somebody comes back.  That's why we don't have numerous "Oh SNAP!" banners for the departure of insulterkiller and his many incarnations.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 01, 2008, 08:09:33 AM
Ah.. :o
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on July 01, 2008, 08:17:39 AM
It doesn't count if somebody comes back.  That's why we don't have numerous "Oh SNAP!" banners for the departure of insulterkiller and his many incarnations.

And keep in mind, the cool "Oh SNAP!" banner might not even exist.  Or if it does, it certainly won't be made by me.  Hehe.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on July 01, 2008, 08:45:40 AM
i nominate myself to snap...oh wait, i won't be snapping, silly me
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 01, 2008, 08:46:53 AM
i nominate myself to snap...oh wait, i won't be snapping, silly me
Not unless Anais 'snaps' your neck! :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 01, 2008, 10:47:51 AM
i nominate myself to snap...oh wait, i won't be snapping, silly me
Not unless Anais 'snaps' your neck! :scared:


I LIKE my significant other, unlike some people
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 02, 2008, 06:06:23 AM
Well, I'll tell ya who it's not going to be...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on July 02, 2008, 06:21:08 AM
Well, I'll tell ya who it's not going to be...

Yeah, me.  I'll never snap I tells ya!  NEVER!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on July 02, 2008, 06:24:21 AM
Hmm. I'm going to call Action Batch.  Once a snapper, always a snapper :)

JK Batch, but I still call you . . .
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 02, 2008, 06:40:22 AM
JK Batch, but I still call you . . .

That's you calling and hanging up at 3am?? You are trying to make me snap again!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 02, 2008, 06:42:49 AM
so I guess now you "Won't get fooled again"................ I'm so sorry, Google made me do it :speechless:


(http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CJ_97dG21_GIFBDYBRhPMgjgbBBQruuSVg)

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 02, 2008, 06:46:13 AM
so I guess now you "Won't get fooled again"................ I'm so sorry, Google made me do it :speechless:


(http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CJ_97dG21_GIFBDYBRhPMgjgbBBQruuSVg)



Hey, the Judge bought it when I said "Google made me do it." I can work fer you too!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 02, 2008, 07:21:25 AM
I dunno. Sideswipe has something very much like a Lil Former as his avatar. :^)

no way!

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
Methinks  our resident mechanoid doth protest Waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.  That and since obviously, since I've been to the 'Lil Formers' site.  Face it Swipey, the Gigawatts is up.....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 02, 2008, 08:24:45 AM
JK Batch, but I still call you . . .

That's you calling and hanging up at 3am?? You are trying to make me snap again!!
That was actually me 'snapping' my fingers on the phone :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 02, 2008, 12:17:35 PM
JK Batch, but I still call you . . .

That's you calling and hanging up at 3am?? You are trying to make me snap again!!
That was actually me 'snapping' my fingers on the phone :-X
Careful, remember what happened to me...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on July 13, 2008, 11:46:50 PM
Um...Glados?


You there buddy?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on July 13, 2008, 11:48:10 PM
Did he snap? Was it the Wall*E Robots?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on July 14, 2008, 02:26:03 AM
Did he snap? Was it the Wall*E Robots?

Might have been that or the Fight Club vs. Big Lebowski thread or the Hellboy 2 one.  I don't think we get an actual "fuck you guys" post.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 14, 2008, 07:22:17 AM
yea. that is upsetting. New Rule: YOu can't actually "snap" unless you make a post telling us to do thing in very unkind words
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 14, 2008, 07:26:34 AM
Wow, I take the evening off to watch Hell Boy and stuff and we lose a forum member. ???
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on July 14, 2008, 07:28:23 AM
yea. that is upsetting. New Rule: YOu can't actually "snap" unless you make a post telling us to do thing in very unkind words

Well, after his last post in the Fight Club vs. Big Lebowski thread I did picture him looking up at the sky, shaking his fist, and screaming "Damn you all to Hell!"

But maybe that was just me.   :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 14, 2008, 07:29:24 AM
Wait! What?
Drugs are like That Too??

I missed this.. Where's the thread that caused this latest casualty ???
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 14, 2008, 07:34:31 AM
I'll give him style points for snapping in two separate posts.  :clap:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 14, 2008, 07:37:22 AM
Though I think James is probably right the majority of the snap seemed to be in the Big Lebowski thread. At least the way I read it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 14, 2008, 07:44:56 AM
Isn't GLaDOS a chick?  If she hasn't snapped yet, her misgenderment might cause it.  That said, it's entirely probable I'm just thinking about the namesake, not the person.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 14, 2008, 07:46:35 AM
Actually He/She often referred to themselves as neuter so the phalogocentric masses tend to default to he as the pronoun ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 14, 2008, 07:46:58 AM
Isn't GLaDOS a chick? 
Yeah, That's what I thought.. :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 14, 2008, 07:53:38 AM
phalogocentric

Now really. How often do you get to use that word? That is awesome!

GLaDOS snapped? Oh good job people, now she's just gonna fill the center with a deadly neuro toxin. Again. If I had a nickel...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 14, 2008, 07:53:54 AM
Just read that thread, and that was anti-climactic indeed.  I mean it was like Broken Flowers anti-climactic, devoid of any climax at all.  GLaDOS just kind of split.

When are we going to get another good quality old fashioned snapping, dammit!  I don't ask for much!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 14, 2008, 07:56:50 AM
phalogocentric
Now really. How often do you get to use that word? That is awesome!

Nowadays, not so much.

When I had to write stupid bloody essays about stupid fecking francophone derived Lit Theory however... ::)

Oh wait, GLaDOS is a character in a video game? I'm telling you, if it's not in Ocarina of Time, the reference will sail merrily over my head.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 14, 2008, 08:34:12 AM
phalogocentric
Now really. How often do you get to use that word? That is awesome!

Nowadays, not so much.

When I had to write stupid bloody essays about stupid fecking francophone derived Lit Theory however... ::)

Oh wait, GLaDOS is a character in a video game? I'm telling you, if it's not in Ocarina of Time, the reference will sail merrily over my head.

Yep, Portal.  Dammit I love that game.  And I don't even like games from post-1995 that aren't Burnout.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 14, 2008, 08:38:28 AM
phalogocentric
Now really. How often do you get to use that word? That is awesome!

Nowadays, not so much.

When I had to write stupid bloody essays about stupid fecking francophone derived Lit Theory however... ::)

Oh wait, GLaDOS is a character in a video game? I'm telling you, if it's not in Ocarina of Time, the reference will sail merrily over my head.

Yep, Portal.  Dammit I love that game.  And I don't even like games from post-1995 that aren't Burnout.

Seconded. It's also from where "The Cake is a Lie" reference comes. And I think it was Saw where Bill said, "This was a triumph, I'm making a note here, huge success." Also Portal references.

It's really too bad about her, I thought she was nice. I mean I know we have a lot of nice people on the forum, but there's always room for one more, and JELL-O.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 14, 2008, 08:46:53 AM
[yt=425,350]Y6ljFaKRTrI[/yt]

For more Portal fun, do listen to this song.  It makes me happy.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on July 14, 2008, 09:04:34 AM
Then the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 14, 2008, 09:43:48 AM
this is all because you broke her heart and killed her.......... and tore her to pieces.......... and threw every piece into a fire
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 14, 2008, 11:56:36 AM
Yeah but as she burned it hurt because she was so happy for us. And she really hated Hellboy 2 apparently.

Wait. No, that's not fair. She said it wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great either. She did however say that Transformers was a superior film.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 14, 2008, 11:59:45 AM
Incidentally her/his/its name is still listed as GlaDOS, when you snapped were you the one who changed it to Janitor?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 14, 2008, 12:17:20 PM
Yes, I got a big box from rifftrax with a mop, some cleaning solution, a bucket and a jumpsuit. They spelled my name wrong. How do you misspell John? The tag read Jhon. What is that Norwegian? Fer fucks sake.

I registered initially as Janitor. That's what I usually use as a handle around these internets.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 14, 2008, 12:19:25 PM
Ah OK, I thought it was some software hi-jinx or something :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 14, 2008, 07:07:37 PM
Hi-jinks no, hilarity yes, not to metion the oblilgitory 'collision course with wackyness'...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on July 15, 2008, 12:28:53 AM

Can I place a dollar on Fortis for the fun of it?

 :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on July 15, 2008, 10:57:13 AM
Yes...



...but I snap all the time, just when I snap I don't disappear, I become...DUALITY MAN!!

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on July 15, 2008, 12:58:33 PM
Well your current avatar suggests you'll get moody now and then, leave the team, but return at a perfect opportune moment and help someone like me to victory.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 15, 2008, 01:02:18 PM
ooh, what does my avatar suggest?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on July 15, 2008, 01:02:57 PM
That Alan Rickman kicks ASS!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on July 15, 2008, 01:09:25 PM
You know, I've been member of two other forum websites where members have been known to snap for one reason or another.

Maybe the interwebs is evil!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 15, 2008, 02:00:27 PM
My avatar suggests that I am glamour and glitter, fashion and fame, I like to think.  Which is EXACTLY why you won't expect my snappings.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 15, 2008, 02:50:21 PM
My avatar suggests... I wish I were Chico Marx?  I want to shoot pianos?  I like wearing Peter Pan hats?

Yeah, I've got nothing.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 15, 2008, 02:53:20 PM
You know, I've been member of two other forum websites where members have been known to snap for one reason or another.

Maybe the interwebs is evil!

I gott a fiver on Super Monkey Death Car to snap!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on July 15, 2008, 02:53:36 PM
I believe that my avatar suggests that I enjoy giving thumbs up a lot.  So, I doubt that I'll ever snap.  I mean, when was the last time you saw a guy snap who loved giving people thumbs up?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 15, 2008, 03:00:27 PM
I believe that my avatar suggests that I enjoy giving thumbs up a lot.  So, I doubt that I'll ever snap.  I mean, when was the last time you saw a guy snap who loved giving people thumbs up?

Probably the one time when the guy confused his thumb for his middle finger.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on July 15, 2008, 04:28:58 PM

My avatar suggests an independent spirit who likes his bike.

Snapping? No way.

I think I'm going to place a quarter on Courtney alongside my dollar on Fortis.


Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on July 15, 2008, 06:08:08 PM
You know, I've been member of two other forum websites where members have been known to snap for one reason or another.

Maybe the interwebs is evil!

I gott a fiver on Super Monkey Death Car to snap!

This site is making me mad! Mad, I tell you!

...uh, fake madness doesn't count, does it?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 15, 2008, 06:10:33 PM
So long as you still have a clickable profile and a posting post count signifier, nope.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on July 15, 2008, 06:32:37 PM

My avatar suggests an independent spirit who likes his bike.

Snapping? No way.

I think I'm going to place a quarter on Courtney alongside my dollar on Fortis.


So Courtney has less of a chance of snapping than me? I take deep offense to that...in fact. It makes me angry!

...nope, no it doesn't. Sorry TeamRAD I tried...but I just have no anger here, sorry I couldn't get you a dollar.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 15, 2008, 06:37:47 PM

My avatar suggests an independent spirit who likes his bike.

Snapping? No way.

I think I'm going to place a quarter on Courtney alongside my dollar on Fortis.


So Courtney has less of a chance of snapping than me? I take deep offense to that...in fact. It makes me angry!

...nope, no it doesn't. Sorry TeamRAD I tried...but I just have no anger here, sorry I couldn't get you a dollar.

OH SO YOU GUYS THINK I'M CRAZY NOW, IS THAT IT?!  I HATE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL!

*ahem*  I mean... yeah.  Life.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on July 15, 2008, 06:44:14 PM
My avatar suggests that I look at the glass as 3/4 full, or possibly as only 1/4 empty.  Either way, I'm thinking mostly positively!  No snapping here.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2008, 06:48:11 PM
Mine.. well.. It 'SNAPS' to Attention! :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 15, 2008, 07:00:26 PM
*'Snaps' RVR in the back of the head, er... skull...*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 15, 2008, 07:09:27 PM
Currently mine reminds us that it's not outward appearances that count, but what's inside that really matters, or some such glurge like message.

However presently it will remind one and all that one should never mix ones drinks:

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/DontMixDrinks.gif)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on July 15, 2008, 07:12:36 PM

My avatar suggests an independent spirit who likes his bike.

Snapping? No way.

I think I'm going to place a quarter on Courtney alongside my dollar on Fortis.


So Courtney has less of a chance of snapping than me? I take deep offense to that...in fact. It makes me angry!

...nope, no it doesn't. Sorry TeamRAD I tried...but I just have no anger here, sorry I couldn't get you a dollar.

OH SO YOU GUYS THINK I'M CRAZY NOW, IS THAT IT?!  I HATE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL!

*ahem*  I mean... yeah.  Life.

You're the crazy one!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 15, 2008, 07:14:49 PM

My avatar suggests an independent spirit who likes his bike.

Snapping? No way.

I think I'm going to place a quarter on Courtney alongside my dollar on Fortis.


So Courtney has less of a chance of snapping than me? I take deep offense to that...in fact. It makes me angry!

...nope, no it doesn't. Sorry TeamRAD I tried...but I just have no anger here, sorry I couldn't get you a dollar.

OH SO YOU GUYS THINK I'M CRAZY NOW, IS THAT IT?!  I HATE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL!

*ahem*  I mean... yeah.  Life.

You're the crazy one!

JEEZ, YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF DUNE-ING JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT I'VE............ ooh a kitty, what was I doing?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2008, 07:21:00 PM
What The...

What are you Doing to Kitty?? :o
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 15, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
What The...

What are you Doing to Kitty?? :o

Feeding it to an ATM machine... why?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2008, 07:27:28 PM
What The...

What are you Doing to Kitty?? :o

Feeding it to an ATM machine... why?
Ah... Carry on then.. :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on July 15, 2008, 07:28:33 PM
BORK!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on July 15, 2008, 07:35:09 PM
My avatar suggests that I am....a...uh, cartoonish bean.

...what a nice night it is? MAD!! I AM MAD I TELL YOU!! Is anyone else watching MAD!! the special on TV about Tourette's Syndrome?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on July 15, 2008, 07:38:15 PM
BORK!

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

(does anyone have a JPG of the Swedish Chef handy?)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2008, 07:51:29 PM
BORK!

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

(does anyone have a JPG of the Swedish Chef handy?)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/SwedishChefSmall.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on July 15, 2008, 07:53:54 PM
There are also tons of clips of him on youtube. They are hilarious.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2008, 07:55:37 PM
There are also tons of clips of him on youtube. They are hilarious.
I've got seasons 1, 2, & 3 of The Muppet Show and Yeah! He's a Trip :D :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 15, 2008, 07:56:34 PM
Woah God, I'm so fuckin' crazy!

-froths at the mouth and bangs head on walls-
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on July 15, 2008, 08:29:09 PM

My avatar suggests an independent spirit who likes his bike.

Snapping? No way.

I think I'm going to place a quarter on Courtney alongside my dollar on Fortis.


So Courtney has less of a chance of snapping than me? I take deep offense to that...in fact. It makes me angry!

...nope, no it doesn't. Sorry TeamRAD I tried...but I just have no anger here, sorry I couldn't get you a dollar.

OH SO YOU GUYS THINK I'M CRAZY NOW, IS THAT IT?!  I HATE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL!

*ahem*  I mean... yeah.  Life.

Crazy? Nah, you're just somewhat outrageous. 

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 15, 2008, 09:00:39 PM

My avatar suggests an independent spirit who likes his bike.

Snapping? No way.

I think I'm going to place a quarter on Courtney alongside my dollar on Fortis.


So Courtney has less of a chance of snapping than me? I take deep offense to that...in fact. It makes me angry!

...nope, no it doesn't. Sorry TeamRAD I tried...but I just have no anger here, sorry I couldn't get you a dollar.

OH SO YOU GUYS THINK I'M CRAZY NOW, IS THAT IT?!  I HATE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL!

*ahem*  I mean... yeah.  Life.

Crazy? Nah, you're just somewhat outrageous. 


Uh, actually that's Semi-Outrageous....Semi, Semi, Semi-Outrageous....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on July 15, 2008, 09:44:55 PM

Is the present game of Mafia getting to you, Thom?  ;)

...and I like "somewhat".

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on July 15, 2008, 11:23:42 PM
I will NEVER snap, and here's why. Imagine my sanity were a twig. Easy to snap! NOW- Imagine you put that twig through a wood chipper. Just TRY snapping that twig now! TRY IT! You can't! It is become unsnappable! :^)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 15, 2008, 11:31:55 PM
What the fuck does my avatar suggest? Nothin' much, it's the text underneath that counts. Just imagine trying to get into bed, that's when I grab your ankles and then you pee yourself. I sure could go for a cup of coffee right now.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Steve-O on July 16, 2008, 12:19:26 AM
Just imagine trying to get into bed, that's when I grab your ankles and then you pee yourself.

Perhaps you might want to rethink the ankle-grabbing part, considering where that'll put you when the pee starts to flow.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 16, 2008, 05:36:41 AM
Currently mine reminds us that it's not outward appearances that count, but what's inside that really matters, or some such glurge like message.

However presently it will remind one and all that one should never mix ones drinks:

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/DontMixDrinks.gif)

YAY! All avatars should feature hot british men without shirts! (Right, Courtney?)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2008, 05:39:10 AM
That will vbe my best avatar ever, god I love that film.

Oh and I'm glad it has other levels for other people there Anais.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 16, 2008, 05:40:47 AM
it has ONE other level.......and possibly only for Courtney and myself
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2008, 05:43:26 AM
Eh, that'll do.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 16, 2008, 05:48:33 AM
Yeah.. nuf-uv-dat.. :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2008, 05:49:53 AM
Actually RVR, if you've never seen it I think you'd really enjoy Withnail and I

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 16, 2008, 05:50:47 AM
 RVR, us womens need an equal amount of time to talk about the hot boys.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 16, 2008, 05:57:10 AM
RVR, us womens need an equal amount of time to talk about the hot boys.
Oh.. Ok Fine >:(

Carry on Smartly then :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 16, 2008, 08:33:59 AM
RVR, us womens need an equal amount of time to talk about the hot boys.

And and and and and!  Unicorns.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 16, 2008, 08:35:47 AM
RVR, us womens need an equal amount of time to talk about the hot boys.

And and and and and!  Unicorns.
Oh Fine then. You girlys go play with your boy-toys and Unicorn thingys ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on July 16, 2008, 08:36:17 AM
How come guys can't talk about Unicorns?  I really liked The Last Unicorn.  It was fab.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 16, 2008, 08:37:14 AM
How come guys can't talk about Unicorns?  I really liked The Last Unicorn.  It was fab.
Cause we're more into Pegasus's's's... :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2008, 08:38:52 AM
Incidentally, I find it weird that the Hot Boy Anais is referring to there is Richard E. Grant. Where's the love for Paul? He was a beautiful beautiful man (is he still, who knows but he was). ???
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 16, 2008, 09:11:27 AM
NO! RIchard E. Grant FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Incidentally, Tripe, have you ever seen "How to get ahead in advertising?"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 16, 2008, 09:40:01 AM
Just imagine trying to get into bed, that's when I grab your ankles and then you pee yourself.

Perhaps you might want to rethink the ankle-grabbing part, considering where that'll put you when the pee starts to flow.
Way to rain on my parade, Steve-O.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2008, 09:43:37 AM
Just imagine trying to get into bed, that's when I grab your ankles and then you pee yourself.

Perhaps you might want to rethink the ankle-grabbing part, considering where that'll put you when the pee starts to flow.
Way to rain on my parade, Steve-O.

Does that mean you were grabbing Steve-O's ankle?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 16, 2008, 12:40:02 PM
Just imagine trying to get into bed, that's when I grab your ankles and then you pee yourself.

Perhaps you might want to rethink the ankle-grabbing part, considering where that'll put you when the pee starts to flow.
Way to rain on my parade, Steve-O.

Does that mean you were grabbing Steve-O's ankle?

eeewwww (http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/2192_queasy.gif)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 16, 2008, 12:44:06 PM
Can you boys leave your need to grab people by the ankles in bed out of this forum?  This is a family site, people!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 16, 2008, 12:45:46 PM
Can you boys leave your need to grab people by the ankles in bed out of this forum?  This is a family site, people!
Oh yeah.. Miss Family Entertainment has spoken ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 16, 2008, 12:47:31 PM
Can you boys leave your need to grab people by the ankles in bed out of this forum?  This is a family site, people!
What a semi-outrageous thing to say.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on July 16, 2008, 12:47:57 PM
...the man from A.N.K.L.E.? <--- Worst pun of the day
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2008, 07:02:00 PM
Incidentally, Tripe, have you ever seen "How to get ahead in advertising?"

Oh yes that and Withnail are partly why George Harrison is the Beetle I like the best.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 19, 2008, 07:24:59 AM
Actually I prefer pterippus  also referred to as Alicorns, or winged Unicorns
(http://www.aikarin.com/mlp/customs/wintermint_ds_small.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2008, 11:25:27 AM
The Tarot cards say...

Doktor Sleepless will be the next to snap.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on July 19, 2008, 01:10:50 PM
The Tarot cards say...

Doktor Sleepless will be the next to snap.

He already semi-snapped.  Not a forum-leaving snap, just enough to drive him out of the Dark Knight thread.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 19, 2008, 01:28:30 PM
So if he snaps and leaves the thread and stays out of the thread for 30 days, do we get a tiny oh snap banner?  Like in .4 font?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on July 19, 2008, 02:11:30 PM
Are there levels of snapping? As in from a "Manos" to "Silence of the Lambs" scale?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on July 19, 2008, 02:12:17 PM
Not sure, but he might be going further, now he's arguing about Dark Knight on the "last movie you watched' thread.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 19, 2008, 02:13:36 PM
so does this make him seem more or less like googergeiger?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on July 19, 2008, 02:14:24 PM
Can't say, I don't remember googergeiger at all.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2008, 02:18:55 PM
so does this make him seem more or less like googergeiger?
Meh..

A Leopard Never Changes it's Spots.. :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 19, 2008, 07:35:32 PM
Oh, Doktor Sleepless...

Why so serious?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on July 20, 2008, 12:19:45 PM

The late, great Caesar Romero wonders as well...

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/65/Cesar_Romero_Joker.gif)

Why so serious?

(And there's your best Joker!)

 ;)

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 20, 2008, 02:16:15 PM
What about Mark Hamill? He was great on Batman: TAS. If we gave him a live action shot at playing the Joker, I think he'd do very well.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on July 20, 2008, 04:21:12 PM

Batch, I'm just overtly biased on all things from the 60's Batman series. I'm sure Hamill would do well.  :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Hebs on July 20, 2008, 04:35:57 PM

The late, great Caesar Romero wonders as well...

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/65/Cesar_Romero_Joker.gif)

Why so serious?

(And there's your best Joker!)

 ;)




Caesar shaves for NO MAN!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 20, 2008, 04:40:30 PM

Batch, I'm just overtly biased on all things from the 60's Batman series. I'm sure Hamill would do well.  :)


RAD, I understand your bias. I think Ertha Kitt was a much better Catwoman than Michelle Phiffer or even Julie Numar. That being said, RAD, you're RAD.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Hebs on July 20, 2008, 04:52:39 PM

Batch, I'm just overtly biased on all things from the 60's Batman series. I'm sure Hamill would do well.  :)



Anyone who looooves 1966 Batman should put themselves in Massachusetts this December 5th....

to see an authentic Batman cowl from the show.... that Adam West's head was inside... and has a tiny dent from Romero hitting his noggin too hard... pretttttty sweeeeet... ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on July 20, 2008, 05:11:27 PM
*clears throat*

[yt=425,350]exhNT2_bHs8[/yt]

The Batusi, ladies and gentlemen, GOODNIGHT! *makes a speedy exit*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on July 20, 2008, 05:26:53 PM
That settles it, Nolan needs to put King Tut in part 3.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 20, 2008, 05:37:38 PM
That settles it, Nolan needs to put King Tut in part 3.

That would be brilliant.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2008, 05:52:42 PM
That settles it, Nolan needs to put King Tut in part 3.

That would be brilliant.

I was just joking about that after the movie :)

However since Tut's essentially got disassociative personality disorder it might not be much of a stretch, I say cast Carlo Rota in the role ;)

Oh and I keep expecting Raiden or SubZero to finish the bunny in your Avatar AB.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on July 20, 2008, 06:19:00 PM

Batch, I'm just overtly biased on all things from the 60's Batman series. I'm sure Hamill would do well.  :)


RAD, I understand your bias. I think Ertha Kitt was a much better Catwoman than Michelle Phiffer or even Julie Numar. That being said, RAD, you're RAD.

Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch....*shakes head*

Julie Newmar = Meow

(http://www.pitodoble.com/imagenes/julienewmar.jpg)

 :D


Batch, I'm just overtly biased on all things from the 60's Batman series. I'm sure Hamill would do well.  :)



Anyone who looooves 1966 Batman should put themselves in Massachusetts this December 5th....

to see an authentic Batman cowl from the show.... that Adam West's head was inside... and has a tiny dent from Romero hitting his noggin too hard... pretttttty sweeeeet... ;)

Are the Brewers playing at Fenway  then?!?!  :D

Hebs, I'd be soooo over that!

*clears throat*

[yt=425,350]exhNT2_bHs8[/yt]

The Batusi, ladies and gentlemen, GOODNIGHT! *makes a speedy exit*

I'll raise the stakes, SMDC...I give you the Filipino take on Batman & Robin...

[yt=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wygrQ1rYeAQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wygrQ1rYeAQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/yt]

Thank you & goodnite!

(That Joker is pretty good too!) 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on July 20, 2008, 06:25:01 PM

I'll raise the stakes, SMDC...I give you the Filipino take on Batman & Robin...

[yt=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wygrQ1rYeAQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wygrQ1rYeAQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/yt]

Thank you & goodnite!

(That Joker is pretty good too!) 

*wipes Pepsi from screen that I just spat out*  :D Oh wow, that's absolutely priceless/rifftastic! Love it!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 21, 2008, 11:19:45 AM
Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch....*shakes head*

Julie Newmar = Meow

(http://www.pitodoble.com/imagenes/julienewmar.jpg) 

Oh please! Break me off a piece of that Kitt Cat bar!

(http://www.dragshowcase.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=39473&g2_serialNumber=1)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 21, 2008, 12:44:51 PM
Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch....*shakes head*

Julie Newmar = Meow

(http://www.pitodoble.com/imagenes/julienewmar.jpg)

 :D

*gasp!*  No one say anything frivolous for the next few moments. I am having a significant experience!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 21, 2008, 12:51:18 PM
What's up with her eyebrows? 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2008, 12:52:18 PM
It was the '60s
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2008, 12:52:28 PM
What's up with her eyebrows? 
eyebrow claws.. :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on July 21, 2008, 12:53:08 PM
What's up with her eyebrows? 

To quote Nelson Munz, "Ha-ha, you were looking at her eyebrows"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 21, 2008, 12:54:34 PM
What's up with her eyebrows? 

To quote Nelson Munz, "Ha-ha, you were looking at her eyebrows"

I'm wanna those gays I've heard about.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 21, 2008, 12:56:55 PM
What's up with her eyebrows? 

To quote Nelson Munz, "Ha-ha, you were looking at her eyebrows"

I'm wanna those gays I've heard about.

BWA HA H AH A HA HA HA HA!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 21, 2008, 12:59:33 PM
~ s n a p ~
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 21, 2008, 01:12:29 PM
No love for Lee Merriweather?   :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on July 21, 2008, 01:49:30 PM
Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch....*shakes head*

Julie Newmar = Meow

Oh please! Break me off a piece of that Kitt Cat bar!

(http://www.dragshowcase.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=39473&g2_serialNumber=1)

Touché, Batch. Touché...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2058/2361506386_acc0ab6e15.jpg?v=0)

No love for Lee Merriweather?   :D

Miss Kitka, nope.

:D

And I nominate Egghead for the villain role in the next Batman movie.  ;)






Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2008, 01:52:01 PM
Sooo... Like.. Do any/all these old Batman pics wanna make anybody ~snap~ :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 21, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
Ertha Kitt bothers the shit out of me. In fact I will snap if I hear her voice ever again. Julie Newmar FTW!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 21, 2008, 02:17:06 PM
Sooo... Like.. Do any/all these old Batman pics wanna make anybody ~snap~ :-\

Tim Burton, okay?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2008, 02:23:27 PM
Sooo... Like.. Do any/all these old Batman pics wanna make anybody ~snap~ :-\

Tim Burton, okay?
Oh sure..
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 21, 2008, 02:34:54 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 21, 2008, 02:39:58 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(

I can put on some soothing music and you can have a nap.  Will that help?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2008, 02:41:41 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(
Just give yourself another 'Self-Cleaning' and see if that helps :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 21, 2008, 02:43:05 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(

How about if I rub your feet and sing "Goodnight Sweetheart" until you fall asleep?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 21, 2008, 02:44:34 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(

How about if I rub your feet and sing "Goodnight Sweetheart" until you fall asleep?
Careful.  I may take you up on that.   :-*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 21, 2008, 02:44:49 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(

How about if I rub your feet and sing "Goodnight Sweetheart" until you fall asleep?

My foot-rubbing phobia caused me to become very uncomfortable from that sentence even though it wasn't directed at me.  My snapping is nigh.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 21, 2008, 02:46:19 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(

How about if I rub your feet and sing "Goodnight Sweetheart" until you fall asleep?

My foot-rubbing phobia caused me to become very uncomfortable from that sentence even though it wasn't directed at me.  My snapping is nigh.

Fine. How about if I keep my hands in my pockets, and sing Richard Marx "One More Try" to you until you fall asleep?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on July 21, 2008, 02:48:06 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(

How about if I rub your feet and sing "Goodnight Sweetheart" until you fall asleep?

My foot-rubbing phobia caused me to become very uncomfortable from that sentence even though it wasn't directed at me.  My snapping is nigh.

Fine. How about if I keep my hands in my pockets, and sing Richard Marx "One More Try" to you until you fall asleep?

A-swoon.  Sold.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 21, 2008, 02:50:38 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(

How about if I rub your feet and sing "Goodnight Sweetheart" until you fall asleep?

My foot-rubbing phobia caused me to become very uncomfortable from that sentence even though it wasn't directed at me.  My snapping is nigh.

Fine. How about if I keep my hands in my pockets, and sing Richard Marx "One More Try" to you until you fall asleep?

A-swoon.  Sold.

I'm making this into a T Shirt. Women will love me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 21, 2008, 02:56:02 PM
way to go Action Batch, okay, I see snapping has done you wonders, okay
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 21, 2008, 02:56:46 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(

How about if I rub your feet and sing "Goodnight Sweetheart" until you fall asleep?

My foot-rubbing phobia caused me to become very uncomfortable from that sentence even though it wasn't directed at me.  My snapping is nigh.

Fine. How about if I keep my hands in my pockets, and sing Richard Marx "One More Try" to you until you fall asleep?

A-swoon.  Sold.

Jeez....even on an internet forum I can't get a clear shot without some....   >:(

Fine.  I'm not into guys with ADD anyway.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 21, 2008, 02:58:40 PM
Can I snap?  I could use the rest.   :(

How about if I rub your feet and sing "Goodnight Sweetheart" until you fall asleep?

My foot-rubbing phobia caused me to become very uncomfortable from that sentence even though it wasn't directed at me.  My snapping is nigh.

Fine. How about if I keep my hands in my pockets, and sing Richard Marx "One More Try" to you until you fall asleep?

A-swoon.  Sold.

Jeez....even on an internet forum I can't get a clear shot without some....   >:(

Fine.  I'm not into guys with ADD anyway.

Goodnight sweetheart well it's time to go...

Goodnight sweetheart well it's time to go...

I hate to leave you but I really must say...

Goodnight sweetheart Goodnight...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 21, 2008, 02:59:44 PM
way to go Action Batch, okay, I see snapping has done you wonders, okay

Liberating, but not w/o the help of the likes of you.

EDIT: But mostly, ROSSY. I owe everything to him. Thanks buddy!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2008, 04:52:25 PM
Ertha Kitt bothers the shit out of me. In fact I will snap if I hear her voice ever again. Julie Newmar FTW!

Let's test that:

[yt=425,350]tQ5VaBgXzuM[/yt]
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 21, 2008, 05:05:02 PM
Ertha Kitt bothers the shit out of me. In fact I will snap if I hear her voice ever again. Julie Newmar FTW!

Let's test that:

[yt=425,350]tQ5VaBgXzuM[/yt]

[yt=425,350]aL1G40piqy0[/yt]

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2008, 05:08:39 PM
Ah Yzma, sad to say I love that show.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on July 26, 2008, 05:33:06 PM
I'd put money on Ingrown Asshair, but he seems more like the kind of guy who'd sulk off on his own after the forum stops paying attention to him instead of losing it and going out in a blaze of glory and unimaginative pejoratives. Either that or he'll find a niche and settle in like a benign tumor, but he'd have to find a way to come to terms with the fact that while people like him are the majority and the status quo on other boards, they are not here.

I find it surprising that people like him were able to figure out how to use a computer, much less make it to his forum. Maybe I should start telling every moron in the world that computers want to eat them....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 26, 2008, 09:55:53 PM
Personally I think if we keep discussing the merits of The Dark Night on the movie talk forums, sooner or later Doktor Sleepless will not only 'snap'  he'll go back into whatever dark rock he crawled out from under last time when he went by the handle of googergieger, no offense Dok, but you gotta stop taking stuff quite so personally...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on July 26, 2008, 10:04:08 PM
Personally I think if we keep discussing the merits of The Dark Night on the movie talk forums, sooner or later Doktor Sleepless will not only 'snap'  he'll go back into whatever dark rock he crawled out from under last time when he went by the handle of googergieger, no offense Dok, but you gotta stop taking stuff quite so personally...

I can see that happening, and it'll be helped along by the fact that The Dark Knight is...*ahem*

THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!

and there we go.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: TeamRAD on July 27, 2008, 04:34:55 AM
Personally I think if we keep discussing the merits of The Dark Night on the movie talk forums, sooner or later Doktor Sleepless will not only 'snap'  he'll go back into whatever dark rock he crawled out from under last time when he went by the handle of googergieger, no offense Dok, but you gotta stop taking stuff quite so personally...

I can see that happening, and it'll be helped along by the fact that The Dark Knight is...*ahem*

THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!

and there we go.

Is it better than Anaconda 3, Ronin? It can't be...

 :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 27, 2008, 06:02:28 AM
Personally I think if we keep discussing the merits of The Dark Night on the movie talk forums, sooner or later Doktor Sleepless will not only 'snap'  he'll go back into whatever dark rock he crawled out from under last time when he went by the handle of googergieger, no offense Dok, but you gotta stop taking stuff quite so personally...

I can see that happening, and it'll be helped along by the fact that The Dark Knight is...*ahem*

THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!

and there we go.
And now for the Coupe De Gracie.... (posted this on the TDK thread...)
[yt=425,350]cDxgNjMTPIs[/yt]

Everybody's going to see it....

Time-Travelers (:55)
Aliens (from the planet Kamen Rider) (1:24)
Santa Claus (1:40)
Jesus (1:54)

JC: "My children, i have come back to you.  The sheer awesomeness of TDK has brought about my second coming, and with it the Rapture.  Which will begin immediately...

...after the 7:45 showing, I gotta see this bad boy..."

IM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2008, 06:05:31 AM
*suddenly hears something..* ~SNAP - CRACKLE = POP!!! :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on July 27, 2008, 06:29:55 AM
That video is even greater the second time around, thanks for that.   ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 27, 2008, 01:01:05 PM
That video is even greater the second time around, thanks for that.   ;D
I was always raised to share, even psychosis.....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2008, 06:56:15 AM
Is it possible to snap, and not even know it?? :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 30, 2008, 08:01:05 AM
Does being a snappy dresser count?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2008, 08:02:35 AM
I was beginning to wonder about You..

Switching from Thom Serveaux to Bobo the Bear and back again.. I'm So CONFUSED!! :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 30, 2008, 08:03:32 AM
Which reminds me, time to switch avatars back

Be seeing you Floyd 

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/Forum%20Furniture/Floyd2.jpg)
Bye Man, it's been...

And hello again Withnail and Marwood:

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/Forum%20Furniture/DontMixDrinks.gif)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 30, 2008, 08:08:32 AM
what?! why would you go and change your avatar?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2008, 08:08:57 AM
Avatars are fine.. It's the Name Change that throws me off :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 30, 2008, 08:12:10 AM
As much as I love Floyd (note to Santa, I'd love both of the action figures made of him), the Muppet Mafia game is over.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2008, 08:14:11 AM
aww :( who died/won ???
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 30, 2008, 08:17:08 AM
The Citizens, quite spectacularly so :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2008, 08:17:59 AM
Away with you Big Bird. Hello Daemon Prince!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on July 30, 2008, 07:26:31 PM
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 30, 2008, 09:24:38 PM
No after Tripe's 'wecome' post, It's a gonna be me!



Now where did I leave me mallet!?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2008, 06:02:13 AM
Look it takes me a while to warm up to you people ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 31, 2008, 06:34:07 AM
Look it takes me a while to warm up to you people ;)
I'm still a bit nervous here..  :speechless:

How long does it take to feel comfortable here anyway??
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 31, 2008, 10:02:01 AM
Has anyone ever put money on BTA snapping? He is a postal worker afterall..........
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 31, 2008, 10:03:49 AM
Has anyone ever put money on BTA snapping? He is a postal worker afterall..........
I thought I did sometime back when I discovered this same fact..

He's made it This Far, so I wouldn't hold out hope ::)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 31, 2008, 10:06:02 AM
Why must you all stereotype me?   :angry:  ~snap~   :gouge:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 31, 2008, 10:07:38 AM
Why must you all stereotype me?   :angry:  ~snap~   :gouge:
Oh you... ~Cha-Ching~ ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on July 31, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
Why must you all stereotype me?   :angry:  ~snap~   :gouge:


cause we love you and fear for you sanity   :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on July 31, 2008, 10:15:08 AM
It was a simultaneous snap! The man is so great, he snapped in two different threads. Bravo, sir.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on July 31, 2008, 12:46:42 PM
C'mon, people, the snapping has slowed considerably as of late.  Pick up the pace!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on July 31, 2008, 01:39:56 PM
Actually, all things considered, we've had quite a few quiet snaps.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 31, 2008, 01:45:49 PM
Actually, all things considered, we've had quite a few quiet snaps.
I may have inadvertantly caused a female member of the forum to snap a couple days ago..
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9131.75.html
Completely accidental :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on July 31, 2008, 02:17:11 PM
It's going to take more than you to make her snap, RVR.  You give yourself too much credit :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on July 31, 2008, 02:32:05 PM
Try as I might, I could not find the Beetle Bailey comic strip that included the following panels:
---
 "Sharpen this pencil, Beetle, and make it snappy"
 <sound effect from pencil sharpener> snappy snappy snappy snappy snappy...
---
My chance to be a smart ass has gone down the tube. *sob* Why?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on July 31, 2008, 02:38:40 PM
It's going to take more than you to make her snap, RVR.  You give yourself too much credit :)
*whew* Well Good! I apologized to her but no response :(

I'm Glad some women here on the forum don't take me seriously :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on August 01, 2008, 06:54:32 PM
Thorns of Crimson Death finally snapped. After spazzing out in a final PM towards me about how 'perfect' Smite the Righteous are and how I know nothing about 'real underground metal, yaaaaaargh', he blocked my messages and has not posted for two days. I think I might have sent him over the edge when I pointed out that Ice-T would be performing at the Gathering of the Juggalos. :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2008, 07:29:25 PM
Thorns of Crimson Death finally snapped. After spazzing out in a final PM towards me about how 'perfect' Smite the Righteous are and how I know nothing about 'real underground metal, yaaaaaargh', he blocked my messages and has not posted for two days. I think I might have sent him over the edge when I pointed out that Ice-T would be performing at the Gathering of the Juggalos. :-\

When will you and Thorns make love?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on August 01, 2008, 08:07:22 PM
Thorns of Crimson Death finally snapped. After spazzing out in a final PM towards me about how 'perfect' Smite the Righteous are and how I know nothing about 'real underground metal, yaaaaaargh', he blocked my messages and has not posted for two days. I think I might have sent him over the edge when I pointed out that Ice-T would be performing at the Gathering of the Juggalos. :-\

When will you and Thorns make love?

Why do you have such an intense interest in seeing two men do the nasty? :o
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2008, 08:09:24 PM
I just feel like your romance with each other should be building up to a finality.  That seems to be where it's heading.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on August 01, 2008, 08:10:41 PM
Plus it'll mean not having to avoid entire threads of your arguing anymore.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Ortega on August 01, 2008, 08:10:54 PM
Here's a suggestion, everytime you two disagree with each other over such a trivial thing like music, how bout you ignore him, so we dont have to read through two fucking pages of your bickering........
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on August 01, 2008, 08:17:52 PM
Here's a suggestion, everytime you two disagree with each other over such a trivial thing like music, how bout you ignore him, so we dont have to read through two fucking pages of your bickering........

You wouldn't have to go through that shit if he didn't get so upset over the idea that his opinion might not be the only one that mattered. The reason that these things take over threads is because he kept looking for arguments, bitching at others, hoping they would snap at him. He was one sick little fuck. :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on August 01, 2008, 08:29:23 PM
But see, you BOTH do that. You were obviously made for each other. :^)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on August 01, 2008, 08:42:56 PM
I never attacked or criticized anyone for whatever they're listening to or pretended that a person who enjoys something that I dislike doesn't have "taste". Which is why I've never spazzed out and walked away from the forum.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on August 01, 2008, 09:08:45 PM
So if I were to say that I heart Smite the Righteous, you'd be totally OK with that? :^)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on August 01, 2008, 09:14:06 PM
So if I were to say that I heart Smite the Righteous, you'd be totally OK with that? :^)

Sure. Every time I read your posts, all I can see is "wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka" anyway. ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on August 01, 2008, 09:41:49 PM
So if I were to say that I heart Smite the Righteous, you'd be totally OK with that? :^)

Sure. Every time I read your posts, all I can see is "wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka" anyway. ;D

That actually made me laugh.  Well played Isaac.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 02, 2008, 08:06:48 PM
So if I were to say that I heart Smite the Righteous, you'd be totally OK with that? :^)

Sure. Every time I read your posts, all I can see is "wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka" anyway. ;D

That actually made me laugh.  Well played Isaac.
You silver tongued bastard...

...


...oh wait
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 08:50:16 PM
I guess EVERYBODY ELSE has snapped!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 04, 2008, 07:18:51 AM
Not me!

^ Liar ^
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2008, 07:40:09 AM
Everybody's snapped, except for me and my monkey.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 04, 2008, 07:56:01 AM
Everybody's snapped, except for me and my monkey.
'WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT, WILLIS?!'
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 04, 2008, 09:18:27 AM
Everybody's snapped, except for me and my monkey.
'WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT, WILLIS?!'

I think he was simply making a Beatles reference.   
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2008, 09:22:45 AM
Bingo.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 04, 2008, 09:23:34 AM
Earth President Richard M. Nixon is good friend of Morbo.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on August 04, 2008, 10:02:05 AM
Start smooch, movie. What the hell is that?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 04, 2008, 11:57:54 AM
Start smooch, movie. What the hell is that?
Um, pardon my confusion, but who the heck are you addressing, and about what?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on August 04, 2008, 12:03:56 PM
I think he just snapped. :^)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 04, 2008, 12:06:26 PM
I thought so too. I just didn't have the heart to say so...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 04, 2008, 12:17:39 PM
As far as snapping goes, it's a bit of an oblique way to go about it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 04, 2008, 12:34:38 PM
As far as snapping goes, it's a bit of an oblique way to go about it.
I find it's often best to be obtuse about such matters...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on August 05, 2008, 08:19:05 AM
As far as snapping goes, it's a bit of an oblique way to go about it.

Damn it! I thought I could snap with a quote from the end of "The Deadly Bees".

Now I have to resort to "Earth vs. Soup".
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 06, 2008, 01:29:41 AM
Damn it! I thought I could snap with a quote from the end of "The Deadly Bees".

(http://www.michaeljnelson.com/home/images/Bali-Ball-Cap.jpg)

Objection, stupid hat.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 06, 2008, 09:26:13 AM
Damn it! I thought I could snap with a quote from the end of "The Deadly Bees".

(http://www.michaeljnelson.com/home/images/Bali-Ball-Cap.jpg)

Objection, stupid hat.

Someday Jesus will use his firepowers to eternally damn all the brahs who wore these dumbass t-shirts.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 06, 2008, 10:51:25 AM
Uh-huh....  *backs away silently*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 06, 2008, 12:58:28 PM
Don't worry, C-diggity is the wind. Nobody gets the wind.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 06, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
Don't worry, C-diggity is the wind. Nobody gets the wind.

Except Swayze.  He gets that I'm like the wind through his tree.  I also greet him with moonlight only to burn him with the sun.  DAMN ME AND MY WILES.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 06, 2008, 03:35:47 PM
Don't worry, C-diggity is the wind. Nobody gets the wind.

Except Swayze.  He gets that I'm like the wind through his tree.  I also greet him with moonlight only to burn him with the sun.  DAMN ME AND MY WILES.

I think it's a damn shame that the video for that song doesn't have a shirtless Swayze riding across a beach on a unicorn. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2008, 03:37:49 PM
Don't worry, C-diggity is the wind. Nobody gets the wind.

Except Swayze.  He gets that I'm like the wind through his tree.  I also greet him with moonlight only to burn him with the sun.  DAMN ME AND MY WILES.

I think it's a damn shame that the video for that song doesn't have a shirtless Swayze riding across a beach on a unicorn. 
I think it's a damn shame the YouTube buttons still arent working, cause now that song is Stuck In My Head!! :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on August 06, 2008, 03:54:52 PM
Except Swayze.  He gets that I'm like the wind through his tree.  I also greet him with moonlight only to burn him with the sun.  DAMN ME AND MY WILES.

You doesn't know what you's done!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 06, 2008, 03:59:38 PM
Speaking of snapping...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 06, 2008, 04:37:41 PM
Except Swayze.  He gets that I'm like the wind through his tree.  I also greet him with moonlight only to burn him with the sun.  DAMN ME AND MY WILES.

You doesn't know what you's done!

He wasn't just a fool to believe he had anything I need!  *sniff*  We coulda been something special, Swayz.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2008, 04:41:27 PM
Courtney.. Are you drinking coffee again?! :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 06, 2008, 04:42:55 PM
Courtney.. Are you drinking coffee again?! :scared:

Oh sir, my non-coffee stage only lasted maybe two weeks.  I couldn't cut it.  I told the doctors to think of something else because I couldn't handle this particular solution.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2008, 05:31:04 PM
Courtney.. Are you drinking coffee again?! :scared:

Oh sir, my non-coffee stage only lasted maybe two weeks.  I couldn't cut it.  I told the doctors to think of something else because I couldn't handle this particular solution.
Drugs are like that , too! :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 06, 2008, 06:41:35 PM
Are you saying caffeine isn't a drug? Cause I know I'm hooked *taps veins in arm*  Hook me up barkeep...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 07, 2008, 06:08:48 AM
MMmmm Coffee. The right way. The American way. The Josh Way.

http://www.youtube.com/v/YVkusuvTdHw&hl=en&fs=1








Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Axnollouse on August 07, 2008, 06:51:24 AM
I have to say caffeine is a hell of a drug.  I gave up caffeine (except for chocolate) about 3 years ago. And it was hell when I started. Now I have "normal" sleeping patterns and when I work black Friday from 6am-11pm I want to kill myself!

But in all seriousness its a great thing in moderation but I know that I cannot do that so i had to give it up. I miss Live Wire :(
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 07, 2008, 03:38:14 PM
If I drink anything with caffeine in it after about 1pm, I'll be up until about 4 in the morning. 

Oh also, Dr. Ted Nelson from The Incredible Melting Man is in Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child!  That's cool. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on August 07, 2008, 04:21:10 PM
If I drink anything with caffeine in it after about 1pm, I'll be up until about 4 in the morning. 

Oh also, Dr. Ted Nelson from The Incredible Melting Man is in Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child!  That's cool. 

Hmm...so Johnny Depp in part one, Laurence Fishburne in part 3, Dr. Ted Nelson in part 5...yeah that works.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 08, 2008, 05:06:18 AM
And don't forget, Johnny Depp again in Part 6.  I wonder if he owed someone money. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on August 08, 2008, 05:34:40 AM
And don't forget, Johnny Depp again in Part 6.  I wonder if he owed someone money. 

Of course, though he didn't go by his real name.  Pop quiz, who actually knows what the credits read as his name in that movie?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 08, 2008, 08:35:15 AM
Now that is an excellent name. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 08, 2008, 09:33:41 AM
I like David Cross's alternative name better: Sir Willups Brightslymoore
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 08, 2008, 11:51:43 AM
I think I'd go with: Sir Cardboard Pudgybottom
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 08, 2008, 12:11:32 PM
I will henceforth be known as Mrs. Featherbottom.

(http://myspace-977.vo.llnwd.net/00457/77/92/457532977_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 08, 2008, 12:20:31 PM
Tobias had gotten access to the studio’s wardrobe and makeup departments. He was eager to both see his daughter and prove to his wife that he had what it took to be an actor. It was the exact plot of the film Mrs. Doubtfire.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on August 13, 2008, 07:40:42 PM
I will henceforth be known as Mrs. Featherbottom.


Ima call you Josh.  Whats up Josh?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on August 13, 2008, 07:59:54 PM
I shall henceforth be called: "Mitchell Gamera, Delta Knight and Humanoid Woman"
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on August 13, 2008, 08:42:21 PM
that sounds like a punk band
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 14, 2008, 03:17:29 PM
Death Leprechaun
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on August 14, 2008, 04:57:28 PM
that sounds like a punk band

I dare someone to make a "MST3K Tribute" Punk Band using that very name.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 14, 2008, 05:06:45 PM
In the not too distant future, Oi Oi Oi!

Somewhere in time and Space, 2 - 3 - 4!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 15, 2008, 11:21:56 AM
Wha hoppened AB?   I thought you changed your name, are you developing a split personality?  If so, can I watch?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 15, 2008, 12:21:42 PM
Of course! The more the merrier. There'll be me, you and me.

Tripe told me that Yin means girl. And then he pushed me down and took my lunch money.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2008, 12:24:11 PM
Well it means feminine or soft, but like I said Wang also means King so it could have been a oblique way of saying you're a hit with the ladies, or that you need Cialis. :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 15, 2008, 12:25:58 PM
Bob there in my avatar could help :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on August 15, 2008, 07:12:52 PM
How can nobody have remarked on the fact that one of our famous "snappers" has come back? Johnathon_Short_Torso has posted in a couple of the bigger threads already!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on August 15, 2008, 07:14:44 PM
Johnny who?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 15, 2008, 07:25:00 PM
How can nobody have remarked on the fact that one of our famous "snappers" has come back? Johnathon_Short_Torso has posted in a couple of the bigger threads already!

I saw him.  I was kind of excited.

Johnny who?

Read and learn, young Padawan.  It is a most epic snapping that spans many, many posts. (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2082.msg84154.html#msg84154)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 15, 2008, 07:36:29 PM
Oh Good! Time to have Fun, Again! >:D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 15, 2008, 07:47:18 PM
Hmm... reading back through the thread, it appears that Isaac had predicted the arrival/popularity of Chris Crocker about five months before the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" video.  A tip of the hat to you, Isaac.

Proof:

I am not laughing you asshole. You want to go make cheap shots, you can make them at the movie but the funny and sad truth is no matter what, your sorry no-talent goddamn piece of shit asses could never hope to write a movie one-tenth as good. Therefore, all of you can suck my balls. Except for you Rattrap and you Sharktopus, you two clearly know how to 69 with yourselves.

Wow. I didn't know that you were an Internet message board/chatroom user stereotype. We're going to need a Britney Spears fan to pair you up with.

Isaac's post was made on April 19, 2007.
The Chris Crocker video was posted on September 10, 2007.

Very, very nice.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on August 15, 2008, 08:04:15 PM
Hmm... reading back through the thread, it appears that Isaac had predicted the arrival/popularity of Chris Crocker about five months before the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" video.  A tip of the hat to you, Isaac.

Proof:

I am not laughing you asshole. You want to go make cheap shots, you can make them at the movie but the funny and sad truth is no matter what, your sorry no-talent goddamn piece of shit asses could never hope to write a movie one-tenth as good. Therefore, all of you can suck my balls. Except for you Rattrap and you Sharktopus, you two clearly know how to 69 with yourselves.

Wow. I didn't know that you were an Internet message board/chatroom user stereotype. We're going to need a Britney Spears fan to pair you up with.

Isaac's post was made on April 19, 2007.
The Chris Crocker video was posted on September 10, 2007.

Very, very nice.

wow, way to go Isaac
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on August 15, 2008, 10:13:15 PM
I was reading that convo a few times over and couldn't figure out if Johnny Short Torso had a short fuse, lost grip of reality (and hence spawned off the thread) or is somewhat stupid...and came to a sound conclusion that he's all three. Did someone check to see if there was any gyros and switches coming out of his ass?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 16, 2008, 06:44:52 AM
Ewwwwwwwww.........
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 16, 2008, 09:24:34 AM
How can nobody have remarked on the fact that one of our famous "snappers" has come back? Johnathon_Short_Torso has posted in a couple of the bigger threads already!

I saw him.  I was kind of excited.

Johnny who?

Read and learn, young Padawan.  It is a most epic snapping that spans many, many posts. (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2082.msg84154.html#msg84154)

That, was the most boring read of my life. That was like ten pages of a wordy version of Nuh uh, yah huh. Nuh uh, yah huh. You're stupid. No, you're stupid. Shut up, no you shut up. Nuh uh, yah huh.

On one hand you've got a guy arguing over other peoples opinion. But on the other hand you have people pandering to the behavior and arguing with a guy arguing about other peoples opinion. Sometimes, I just don't get my species.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on August 16, 2008, 09:47:42 AM

That, was the most boring read of my life. That was like ten pages of a wordy version of Nuh uh, yah huh. Nuh uh, yah huh. You're stupid. No, you're stupid. Shut up, no you shut up. Nuh uh, yah huh.

No you're stupid.  ;D

(can't help it, am a smartass)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on August 16, 2008, 09:57:34 AM
How can nobody have remarked on the fact that one of our famous "snappers" has come back? Johnathon_Short_Torso has posted in a couple of the bigger threads already!

I saw him.  I was kind of excited.

Johnny who?

Read and learn, young Padawan.  It is a most epic snapping that spans many, many posts. (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2082.msg84154.html#msg84154)

That, was the most boring read of my life. That was like ten pages of a wordy version of Nuh uh, yah huh. Nuh uh, yah huh. You're stupid. No, you're stupid. Shut up, no you shut up. Nuh uh, yah huh.

On one hand you've got a guy arguing over other peoples opinion. But on the other hand you have people pandering to the behavior and arguing with a guy arguing about other peoples opinion. Sometimes, I just don't get my species.

so, does that mean you're going to snap again?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 16, 2008, 11:08:57 AM
How can nobody have remarked on the fact that one of our famous "snappers" has come back? Johnathon_Short_Torso has posted in a couple of the bigger threads already!

I saw him.  I was kind of excited.

Johnny who?

Read and learn, young Padawan.  It is a most epic snapping that spans many, many posts. (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2082.msg84154.html#msg84154)

That, was the most boring read of my life. That was like ten pages of a wordy version of Nuh uh, yah huh. Nuh uh, yah huh. You're stupid. No, you're stupid. Shut up, no you shut up. Nuh uh, yah huh.

On one hand you've got a guy arguing over other peoples opinion. But on the other hand you have people pandering to the behavior and arguing with a guy arguing about other peoples opinion. Sometimes, I just don't get my species.

so, does that mean you're going to snap again?

Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on August 16, 2008, 11:10:46 AM
How can nobody have remarked on the fact that one of our famous "snappers" has come back? Johnathon_Short_Torso has posted in a couple of the bigger threads already!

I saw him.  I was kind of excited.

Johnny who?

Read and learn, young Padawan.  It is a most epic snapping that spans many, many posts. (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2082.msg84154.html#msg84154)

That, was the most boring read of my life. That was like ten pages of a wordy version of Nuh uh, yah huh. Nuh uh, yah huh. You're stupid. No, you're stupid. Shut up, no you shut up. Nuh uh, yah huh.

On one hand you've got a guy arguing over other peoples opinion. But on the other hand you have people pandering to the behavior and arguing with a guy arguing about other peoples opinion. Sometimes, I just don't get my species.

so, does that mean you're going to snap again?

Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?

maybe a little :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2008, 11:49:58 AM
Ooh, ooh, ooh.

It begins (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,10324.msg307130.html#msg307130), I think.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 16, 2008, 11:59:14 AM
Ooh, ooh, ooh.

It begins (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,10324.msg307130.html#msg307130), I think.

Sigh. Why can't I get excited about stuff? I feel serotonin-less.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2008, 12:01:04 PM
Apparently.

Do lighten up, there's a love. :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 16, 2008, 05:01:08 PM
Do you think that maybe he's trying to troll us?  His posts are only slightly ridiculous, I have to say.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 16, 2008, 09:34:40 PM
Seemed like a nice enough fellow... AT FIRST!...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 17, 2008, 06:28:51 AM
Some people just can't stay away...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 17, 2008, 08:19:11 AM
Some people just can't stay away...
Drugs are like that, too! 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 17, 2008, 08:20:56 AM
He's just another Rifftrax Round Table addict then?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 17, 2008, 08:33:20 AM
Yep, sad but true.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 17, 2008, 08:38:05 AM
Poor bastard.....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 17, 2008, 02:49:41 PM
M C Hammer

Oops. Thought this was Word Association. Sorry.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 18, 2008, 10:45:16 AM
The new JST is not the same as the old JST.  Ah well. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 18, 2008, 10:49:09 AM
The new JST is not the same as the old JST.  Ah well. 
Don't give up on the quest so soon 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 18, 2008, 10:52:18 AM
Oh bad form old man, the key is not to drive somebody to snap, it's to simply identify those who show sign of snapping. :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 18, 2008, 01:02:20 PM
Well, if he HAD been the old JST, then that right there would be worthy of identification.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 18, 2008, 02:57:53 PM
Yeah, BTA hit hm with a nice right cross in ROTK v Psycho. I wish I didn't have to work tonight. I wanna see what JST says. Look at me all blood thirsty. I feel like such a Roman.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 19, 2008, 05:54:28 PM
I'd like to nominate our dear, dear Taufiq2u for looking in the mirror, and mistakenly thinking he was looking at a cross-section of America...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 20, 2008, 05:08:07 AM
Fair enough.  Although it doesn't seem like people we wouldn't mind having snap actually ever do.   
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 20, 2008, 08:50:19 PM
Fair enough.  Although it doesn't seem like people we wouldn't mind having snap actually ever do.  
You're absolutely right! What the hell was I thinking?!  There's absolutely NO way Taufiq2u will EVER snap.  This young man is too well adjusted, and has far too much going for him to ever conceivably snap in any way shape matter or form
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on August 20, 2008, 08:59:31 PM
Fair enough.  Although it doesn't seem like people we wouldn't mind having snap actually ever do.   
You're absolutely right! What the hell was I thinking?!  There's absolutely NO way Taufiq2u will EVER snap.  This young man is too well adjusted, and has far too much going for him to ever conceivably snap in any way shape matter or form

Well adjusted is the wrong phrase for it.  It's more a matter of he'd be more likely to post a new forum about whatever the hell is pissing him off being the end of civilization and then ignoring it in favor of making a new one that actually snapping.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 20, 2008, 09:04:46 PM
I don't think he'd snap because I don't think he cares enough.  I think he just really likes posting his insane diatribes.  He rarely even cares enough to really defend them.  He may make one or two follow up comments, but that's it.  Never a full on "fuck you, your opinion is teh st00pid."
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 20, 2008, 09:12:48 PM
I don't think he'd snap because I don't think he cares enough.  I think he just really likes posting his insane diatribes.  He rarely even cares enough to really defend them.  He may make one or two follow up comments, but that's it.  Never a full on "fuck you, your opinion is teh st00pid."

I've found that if anyone contests his ideology, he says that he knows that you are "much smarter than that" or some such tripe. I don't really know how much longer that will last.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2008, 05:37:18 AM
Look it's simple, every time we have an especially odious posting we simply respond with wave after wave of llamas and everything will be fine.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 21, 2008, 06:50:27 AM
Look it's simple, every time we have an especially odious posting we simply respond with wave after wave of llamas and everything will be fine.


or failing that, go the infamous 'badger, badger'' route....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 21, 2008, 07:00:29 AM
Look it's simple, every time we have an especially odious posting we simply respond with wave after wave of llamas and everything will be fine.


or failing that, go the infamous 'badger, badger'' route....
You mean, this?? :scared:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxR7rTYuSI
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2008, 07:20:33 AM
Ok for future Confuse-a-Taufiq2u

Simply copy and paste the following

Quote
(http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/pc-peru-man-llama.jpg)
Llamaman! Llamaman!
He can do what a llama can!
He can bleat! He can trot!
He's got what a llama's got!
Hey hey, there goes Llamaman!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 21, 2008, 05:58:55 PM
You think he fast forwards through the end of the opening credits to Monty Python's Holy Grail?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 21, 2008, 07:17:06 PM
Don't make me pull out the picture of Snape riding a unicorn again!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 21, 2008, 07:18:20 PM
Aw Hell :scared:

*runs*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 21, 2008, 08:25:36 PM
Don't make me pull out the picture of Snape riding a unicorn again!

*Gasp* You don't have the estrogen!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 21, 2008, 08:35:16 PM
Don't make me pull out the picture of Snape riding a unicorn again!

*Gasp* You don't have the estrogen!

Estrogen THIS, Action Batch!

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/Snape_and_his_Unicorn_by_punkrockbi.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 21, 2008, 08:42:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/8IXCK1EyP4s&hl=en&fs=1

Eeee vil. Like the fru itts, of the Dev ihl.


Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 21, 2008, 10:11:34 PM
Safari won't let me erase my posts anymore.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 22, 2008, 07:26:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/8IXCK1EyP4s&hl=en&fs=1

Eeee vil. Like the fru itts, of the Dev ihl.





That'll make ya snap!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: AmandaGal on August 22, 2008, 02:44:32 PM
I'm predicting Fortis will be next to snap.

If my runes are correct, we won't be seeing that crazy guy around here anymore in a few days. I bet he even posts an elaborate, "I'm leaving" post.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 22, 2008, 03:13:20 PM
I'm predicting Fortis will be next to snap.

If my runes are correct, we won't be seeing that crazy guy around here anymore in a few days. I bet he even posts an elaborate, "I'm leaving" post.
OOO.. :o

A Mission SNAP?! :scared:

D'OH! Nice knowin ya, bro.. :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Fortis on August 22, 2008, 03:23:40 PM
I'm predicting Fortis will be next to snap.

If my runes are correct, we won't be seeing that crazy guy around here anymore in a few days. I bet he even posts an elaborate, "I'm leaving" post.
OOO.. :o

A Mission SNAP?! :scared:

D'OH! Nice knowin ya, bro.. :-\

Thanks RVR...so what does Amanda win for guessing correctly?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 22, 2008, 03:35:55 PM
I'm predicting Fortis will be next to snap.

If my runes are correct, we won't be seeing that crazy guy around here anymore in a few days. I bet he even posts an elaborate, "I'm leaving" post.
OOO.. :o

A Mission SNAP?! :scared:

D'OH! Nice knowin ya, bro.. :-\

Thanks RVR...so what does Amanda win for guessing correctly?
Maybe.. A Poem?? :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 22, 2008, 08:22:49 PM
a poem about man like llams doing whatever a llama can.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 22, 2008, 08:42:06 PM
I'm sorry, SIDEBAR!!!

Does Taufiq2u  know about this?

http://www.youtube.com/v/HbPDKHXWlLQ&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 22, 2008, 08:53:29 PM
LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 25, 2008, 09:16:22 AM
That's my half-brother on my father's side....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 25, 2008, 09:20:47 AM
(http://artfulparent.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/blogphotos_01_2008_pic025.jpg)

This book taught me a lot about life.  Who new it would teach me how to respond to internet trolls?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Axnollouse on August 25, 2008, 09:23:10 AM
the scan makes it look like that llama was bakin'! woooooo!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 25, 2008, 09:29:55 AM
woohoo. That llama's goin to Mexicooooooo!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 25, 2008, 09:30:21 AM
Who new it would teach me how to respond to internet trolls?

Please take this in the spirit in which it is intended.....

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/th1346df47.gif)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 25, 2008, 09:32:21 AM
Who new it would teach me how to respond to internet trolls?

Please take this in the spirit in which it is intended.....

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/th1346df47.gif)

I'm just talkin' 'bout Taufiq!  Can you dig it?  I don't know what else to call him.  Poorly grammared instigator?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 25, 2008, 09:36:17 AM
Who new it would teach me how to respond to internet trolls?

Please take this in the spirit in which it is intended.....

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/th1346df47.gif)

I'm just talkin' 'bout Taufiq!  Can you dig it?  I don't know what else to call him.  Poorly grammared instigator?
Sorry...thought the "troll" slam was directed at me (being I'd just mentioned family ties).

[emily latella] Never mind. [/emily latella]
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 25, 2008, 09:52:18 AM
NO, of course not.  I just wanted to post more llamas.  I tend to ignore everything else in the world when llamas are involved. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 25, 2008, 10:02:41 AM
Unicorns could kick llama's asses all over the place!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 25, 2008, 10:07:27 AM
I've eaten Llama's in Mexico before.. Taste like.. uh.. Mystery meat :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 25, 2008, 10:10:14 AM
Probably tastes a bit like Camel

And Llama's spit in the eye's of Unicorns and then kick them in the fork.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 25, 2008, 10:11:28 AM
And Llama's spit in the eye's of Unicorns and then kick them in the fork.


Yea right. First the Unicorn kicked the lion's ass, and now they are going after the llamas! 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 25, 2008, 10:14:16 AM
But what if Snape is riding the unicorn?  That'll tip the scales.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 25, 2008, 10:17:41 AM
Gandalf rides a Llama.

Allen & Unwin insisted on his changing Shadowfax to a plain horse before they would publish but originally he's a llama.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 25, 2008, 10:26:55 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/orgazmo3.jpg)

I don't wanna sound like I'm snapping, but Unicorns are kickass!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Axnollouse on August 25, 2008, 10:29:31 AM
Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 25, 2008, 10:32:17 AM
Assfuck Twins, whooo!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 25, 2008, 10:32:54 AM
Assfuck Twins, whooo!

prepare zu meet zuur doom!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Axnollouse on August 25, 2008, 11:14:16 AM
Well I know, but um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 25, 2008, 11:20:37 AM
Cut!  Stunt cock!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 25, 2008, 11:22:30 AM
Orgazmo! and Choda Boy!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 25, 2008, 11:41:36 AM
aaand... This is leading to some 'snapage' from sombody.. somewhere..   ... out there :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 25, 2008, 11:43:17 AM
Stop ruining out fun RVR!  :grr:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 25, 2008, 11:50:15 AM
Stop ruining out fun RVR!  :grr:
Oh.. This is fun ?!

SORRRrrr YYY!! ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Raven on August 26, 2008, 08:22:29 PM
Orgazmo! and Choda Boy!

Are you sancho?... no you are not Sancho.  Cause I... am Sancho.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 27, 2008, 09:34:02 AM
Orgazmo! and Choda Boy!

Are you sancho?... no you are not Sancho.  Cause I... am Sancho.

Quick, Choda Dog!  Bite through these ropes!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on August 27, 2008, 10:16:58 AM
Orgazmo! and Choda Boy!

Are you sancho?... no you are not Sancho.  Cause I... am Sancho.

Frank Gifford is not Sancho.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 28, 2008, 07:11:43 AM
Orgazmo! and Choda Boy!

Are you sancho?... no you are not Sancho.  Cause I... am Sancho.

Frank Gifford is not Sancho.

Happy Tart?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 28, 2008, 11:23:53 AM
The sky is blue
and all the leaves are green
the sun's as warm as a baked po-tat-ah
I think I know, precisely what I mean
When I say its a spadoinkle day!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 28, 2008, 11:25:48 AM
Your eyes, your smile
Made my little life worthwhile
There was nothing I couldn't do
When I was on top of you
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 28, 2008, 11:31:28 AM
Ok.. I'm beginning to shudder now :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 28, 2008, 11:34:12 AM
I always wanted to be somebody
who didn't get pushed around
Now that i'm a trapper
I'm the meanest guy around
Second meanest!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 28, 2008, 11:34:37 AM
I've not seen the film either. But it's ok.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 28, 2008, 11:39:29 AM
Now I don't wanna be rich for the sake of women.
I wanna be rich for the sake of our lord.
Enough to build a church where everyone can come.
Enough for the lord, that's all I'm askin' for!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 28, 2008, 01:06:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvjbv7wq34&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvjbv7wq34&feature=related)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 28, 2008, 02:12:36 PM
Ah yes apparently I have seen that before, didn't leave much of an impression  :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 29, 2008, 06:46:13 AM
It's one of my prize DVDs, the film is great and the commentary is hilarious.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2008, 06:49:29 AM
good good :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 29, 2008, 06:54:59 AM
I haven't even watched the movie by itself in years, I love the commentary so much.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MontyServo on August 29, 2008, 07:01:21 AM
Every DVD should feature a drunken commentary by the filmmakers.  I'm still pissed that they put out South Park BLU and Team America with no commentary at all.  Not even drunken commentary.   :angry:

Hey, there's an idea.  How about a special drunken Rifftrax commentary for Meet Dave by Bill Corbett and friends?  That could be a lot of fun.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 29, 2008, 07:04:11 AM
If I can be one of the friends
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 29, 2008, 07:10:29 AM
Every DVD should feature a drunken commentary by the filmmakers.  I'm still pissed that they put out South Park BLU and Team America with no commentary at all.  Not even drunken commentary.   :angry:

[Matt and Trey nerd]

They actually hate doing commentaries.  That's why they only do them drunk or for two to four minutes (South Park commentary mini's).  Plus they don't like doing multiple DVD's (Special Editions and the like) when they feel they have nothing really to add, and don't want to do one just for the commentary.

[/nerd]

Hey, there's an idea.  How about a special drunken Rifftrax commentary for Meet Dave by Bill Corbett and friends?  That could be a lot of fun.

I'd love that, but I'd love even more for us to have primo seats outside of the recording booth to watch in laughter/joy/horror.   :D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MontyServo on August 29, 2008, 07:24:12 AM
Every DVD should feature a drunken commentary by the filmmakers.  I'm still pissed that they put out South Park BLU and Team America with no commentary at all.  Not even drunken commentary.   :angry:

[Matt and Trey nerd]

They actually hate doing commentaries.  That's why they only do them drunk or for two to four minutes (South Park commentary mini's).  Plus they don't like doing multiple DVD's (Special Editions and the like) when they feel they have nothing really to add, and don't want to do one just for the commentary.

[/nerd]

See now, I had always thought that Paramount wanting the eventual double dip was the reason that South Park and Team America were released as bare bones DVD's.  Matt and Trey should show some pride in their f'n movies and record some commentaries for them.  At least do it for the fans, even if they hate doing them.  They don't even have to try to be funny, just give some insight into the making of the films.  I'm sure their fans would appreciate that.  They could do them Rifftrax style.  So their fans would not have to double dip.  Just buy the MP3 and sync it up.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 29, 2008, 07:38:38 AM
Yea. I hate the commentary minis because they never talk about what happens at the end of the episode. I was watching Jewbilee and I really wanted them to talk about the decision to make Moses a very colorful dreidel
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 29, 2008, 08:24:44 AM
good good :)

That is a terrible Palpatine impression. :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2008, 08:28:13 AM
My vocal impersonation is even worse, I always end up sounding more like Harvey Fierstein. :-[
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on August 29, 2008, 09:08:35 AM
My vocal impersonation is even worse, I always end up sounding more like Harvey Fierstein. :-[

Could be worse, the only impressionism I can do is Cher. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2008, 09:11:21 AM
I do a pretty good Michael Mcdonald.

Only I do the soul hits he'd never touch like Message From A Black Man ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 29, 2008, 09:19:00 AM
I can do a great Jenna Jameson impression  ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2008, 09:19:41 AM
Get thee to a clinic for some penicillin.  :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on August 29, 2008, 09:19:58 AM
I can do a great Jenna Jameson impression  ;)
*Drool* :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 29, 2008, 09:29:07 AM
Get thee to a clinic for some penicillin.  :speechless:

She never had Syphillis
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2008, 09:30:59 AM
Oh I wasn't specifically saying what she has or doesn't, just thinking of precautions
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 29, 2008, 09:55:48 AM
Get thee to a clinic for some penicillin.  :speechless:

She never had Syphillis
Yeah, she's pretty much opened her legs for anybody and anyone but she's never had that disease.

What a role model.

 ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on August 29, 2008, 10:05:47 AM
Get thee to a clinic for some penicillin.  :speechless:

She never had Syphillis

No, but I do think she has whatever you get when you run over an old gypsy woman.

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/j1thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2008, 10:07:59 AM
Plus her and her brother had a vaguely Andrewsian relationship if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on August 29, 2008, 10:43:51 AM
That explains a lot
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2008, 10:47:14 AM
Doesn't it just?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on August 29, 2008, 05:06:43 PM
So the lesson we learn here is that Jenna Jameson and Palpatine will soon be leaving the forum?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 29, 2008, 05:12:14 PM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/j1thumb.jpg)

When I look at this picture, I hear the chicken dance for some reason.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on August 29, 2008, 05:18:01 PM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/j1thumb.jpg)

When I look at this picture, I hear the chicken dance for some reason.

Da da da da da da da, Da da da da da da da, da da da da, clap, clap, clap, clap

But as a German, that is ALWAYS going off in my head.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2008, 05:53:24 PM
Da da da da da da da, Da da da da da da da, da da da da, clap, clap, clap, clap

See, penicillin  ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 29, 2008, 06:37:38 PM
 :rimshot:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 30, 2008, 06:31:20 PM
Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen!   Tripe'll be here all week, try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 30, 2008, 08:41:24 PM
Hey waitress, here's a tip, you'll never be an actress! Thank you goodnight!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2008, 10:36:06 PM
All... the... bad... jokes!

*Snaps*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on August 31, 2008, 09:05:51 AM
All... the... bad... jokes!

*Snaps*

(http://membres.lycos.fr/charlie166321/dd.gallery.saddam.gif)

AAYYYYY RELAX GUY!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on September 01, 2008, 11:24:04 AM
I could be wrong, but I think Moses in Jewbilee was based on the Master Control Program whatever thing from Tron.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 01, 2008, 11:38:41 AM
No, it WAS the MCP.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on September 01, 2008, 01:44:16 PM
I thought David Warner was the LMNOP
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 01, 2008, 02:18:59 PM
Que?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on September 01, 2008, 02:25:35 PM
David Warner is in Tron. I was messing with BTA. Instead of the MCP, I said the LMNOP clearly showing that I don't know anything about Tron, and in explaining this joke, it has transcended from lame to super lame.

:(
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 01, 2008, 02:36:15 PM
I ignored it.  You're just trying to make me snap.  The jokes on you cuz I am fully functional while being snapped.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Action Batch on September 01, 2008, 03:03:20 PM
Damn your Vulcan logic.  :angry:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 01, 2008, 03:45:46 PM
more like Romulan logic, if you ask me...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 01, 2008, 03:50:31 PM
Actually, Ferengi logic.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 01, 2008, 03:55:08 PM
So, one of their profit prophets then, eh?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 01, 2008, 04:28:32 PM
Can't be, you didn't mention Latinum
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 01, 2008, 05:12:25 PM
Oomox, Schmoomox...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on September 01, 2008, 05:13:39 PM
Oomox, Schmoomox...

Which of these is the mocking fake word, and which is just dumb sounding?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 01, 2008, 05:14:27 PM
If your erogenous zone was on your ears, then you wouldn't mock oomox.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 01, 2008, 05:15:59 PM
Thing is, what happens to Ferengi when they have waxy build up. Are Q-tips like dildos? If so do they do things to encourage extra wax?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on September 01, 2008, 05:19:54 PM
If your erogenous zone was on your ears, then you wouldn't mock oomox.

If my erogenous zone was on my ears I probably wouldn't be able to hear you.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on September 01, 2008, 05:59:53 PM
Thing is, what happens to Ferengi when they have waxy build up. Are Q-tips like dildos? If so do they do things to encourage extra wax?

Plus, what about wearing earphones? Is that the equivalent sexy underwear?

I think it's more like wearing a pair of vibrators on your head. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 01, 2008, 10:39:04 PM
Thing is, what happens to Ferengi when they have waxy build up. Are Q-tips like dildos? If so do they do things to encourage extra wax?

Plus, what about wearing earphones? Is that the equivalent sexy underwear?

I think it's more like wearing a pair of vibrators on your head. 

Oh, well, if that's all...
Yeah, just like that riff in 'Operation Double Double O Seven' :

"Alternate vibrators inserted..." "Hey!!  You can't say that!"   -Technician/ Crow.   #508(OD007)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on September 02, 2008, 04:58:29 AM
If your erogenous zone was on your ears, then you wouldn't mock oomox.

Who mocks oomox?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 02, 2008, 05:05:29 AM
Good question and while we're about it, Who Mourns Adonis?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on September 02, 2008, 06:12:42 AM
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 02, 2008, 06:40:37 AM
i evacuate for three days and this thread has gone straight to hell!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 02, 2008, 06:43:02 AM
i evacuate for three days and this thread has gone straight to hell!
Oh, it's gone waaayyy past that..  :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 02, 2008, 08:26:22 AM
i evacuate for three days and this thread has gone straight to hell!
Oh, it's gone waaayyy past that..  :-X
You mean this isn't hell?

 :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 02, 2008, 08:50:19 AM
Something about dessert? ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on September 02, 2008, 12:46:26 PM
i evacuate for three days and this thread has gone straight to hell!

Good lord, that must have been one HELL of a laxative.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 02, 2008, 01:12:54 PM
Good question and while we're about it, Who Mourns Andonis?

Hmm, Aprodite, I think.

While we're at it--quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Adonis and Aphrodite, actually.

(I don't get picky often  :P)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 02, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
I think he did that on purpose to point out my typo :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2008, 01:23:49 PM
Obviously, RVR II will be the next to snap.

1.   He is driving in-laws to Mexico
2.   He is riding in a cramped pick up on a long trip through areas affected by a hurricane.
3.   He is breaking INTO Mexico
4.   And lastly, he IS RVR II
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 02, 2008, 01:43:32 PM
Obviously, RVR II will be the next to snap.

1.   He is driving in-laws to Mexico
2.   He is riding in a cramped pick up on a long trip through areas affected by a hurricane.
3.   He is breaking INTO Mexico
4.   And lastly, he IS RVR II
Oh man.. Don't remind me of #4... :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2008, 01:46:49 PM
Obviously, RVR II will be the next to snap.

1.   He is driving in-laws to Mexico
2.   He is riding in a cramped pick up on a long trip through areas affected by a hurricane.
3.   He is breaking INTO Mexico
4.   And lastly, he IS RVR II
Oh man.. Don't remind me of #4... :speechless:

You DO know that we need pictures posted or your journey, right?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 02, 2008, 01:49:44 PM
Obviously, RVR II will be the next to snap.

1.   He is driving in-laws to Mexico
2.   He is riding in a cramped pick up on a long trip through areas affected by a hurricane.
3.   He is breaking INTO Mexico
4.   And lastly, he IS RVR II
Oh man.. Don't remind me of #4... :speechless:

You DO know that we need pictures posted or your journey, right?
I'll try..
I just wanna make it to Laredo, TX safely; then, I'll just be along for the ride and might snap a few pics along the way ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2008, 03:21:59 PM
Obviously, RVR II will be the next to snap.

1.   He is driving in-laws to Mexico
2.   He is riding in a cramped pick up on a long trip through areas affected by a hurricane.
3.   He is breaking INTO Mexico
4.   And lastly, he IS RVR II
Oh man.. Don't remind me of #4... :speechless:

You DO know that we need pictures posted or your journey, right?
I'll try..
I just wanna make it to Laredo, TX safely; then, I'll just be along for the ride and might snap a few pics along the way ;D

If you are a Triple A member, dont forget your card on this trip.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 03, 2008, 03:26:04 PM
Obviously, RVR II will be the next to snap.

1.   He is driving in-laws to Mexico
2.   He is riding in a cramped pick up on a long trip through areas affected by a hurricane.
3.   He is breaking INTO Mexico
4.   And lastly, he IS RVR II
Oh man.. Don't remind me of #4... :speechless:

You DO know that we need pictures posted or your journey, right?
I'll try..
I just wanna make it to Laredo, TX safely; then, I'll just be along for the ride and might snap a few pics along the way ;D

If you are a Triple A member, dont forget your card on this trip.
Yep! I Am  8)

I signed up for AAA just before my last road trip, and it came in handy when the transmission snapped on our 95 olds minivan, and had to get towed 100 miles to San Antonio.. For Free ;D

Hopefully, nothing too severe mechanically will happen on the way this time around.. :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 03, 2008, 03:46:11 PM
I'd admonish him to 'not drink the water' but this being RVR and all, I don't think that's a consideration....





....unless of course the local cantinas are watering down the tequila...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 03, 2008, 03:52:13 PM
Obviously, RVR II will be the next to snap.

1.   He is driving in-laws to Mexico
2.   He is riding in a cramped pick up on a long trip through areas affected by a hurricane.
3.   He is breaking INTO Mexico
4.   And lastly, he IS RVR II
Oh man.. Don't remind me of #4... :speechless:

You DO know that we need pictures posted or your journey, right?
I'll try..
I just wanna make it to Laredo, TX safely; then, I'll just be along for the ride and might snap a few pics along the way ;D

If you are a Triple A member, dont forget your card on this trip.
Yep! I Am  8)

I signed up for AAA just before my last road trip, and it came in handy when the transmission snapped on our 95 olds minivan, and had to get towed 100 miles to San Antonio.. For Free ;D

Hopefully, nothing too severe mechanically will happen on the way this time around.. :scared:


they towed you 100 miles for free? They tell me they will only take me 3 miles!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 03, 2008, 04:11:42 PM
I can confirm they did it for me..

Maybe they have diferent levels of coverage er something :-\

And Thom.. I Never drink the water and the Tequila to my knowledge is still very stout!  :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2008, 04:28:19 PM
I can confirm they did it for me..

Maybe they have diferent levels of coverage er something :-\

And Thom.. I Never drink the water and the Tequila to my knowledge is still very stout!  :-X

Yeah, they have different levels of membership.   I think I signed up for the 100 mile tow level as well.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 03, 2008, 08:07:13 PM
Never needed a tow, but I did get a jump once (my car battery) and a tire change another time.

As for stoutness, have you ever tried German beer RVR?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 04, 2008, 03:37:35 AM
As for stoutness, have you ever tried German beer RVR?

No.. Must try sometime :o
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 04, 2008, 07:18:57 AM
I was referring more to its overall potency rather than any asethetic considerations of taste or style. The problem that many servicemen encounter during their stay in Germany is the fact that by and large, most German beer is on average 2 to 3 times stronger than American beer.  That is to say that the overall alcohol content is that much stonger.  So naturally a person gets drunker quicker, with fewer actual beers being consumed.  For that matter, nearly every city, town, and village had at least one brewery, (someimes more)  I don't know that they were what you'd call a micro-brewery, exactly...   I was stationed in Darmstadt, about 30 km south of Frankfurt, which is located in the center of Germay.  They had a local brewery,which produced the 'Darmstarter'.....or some such 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 04, 2008, 07:23:09 AM
oooh man, if I don't get some beer soon, I'M GONNA SNAP!



Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 04, 2008, 07:52:06 AM
Snap into a beer flavored Slim Jim!!!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 04, 2008, 07:52:51 AM
i like slim jim with my beer, that's for sure
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 04, 2008, 08:05:50 AM
I loved the old commercials with Randy Savage...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Pak-Man on September 04, 2008, 09:42:37 AM
ART THOU BORED!? :^)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 04, 2008, 09:54:25 AM
Did this just become 'Questions Only 3'?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on September 04, 2008, 10:37:01 AM
I think it's probably because there's no one looking close to snapping at the moment.  Even the political threads seem annoyingly reasonable.  :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MontyServo on September 04, 2008, 10:46:10 AM
I'm too lazy to go through this entire thread, but has anyone ever picked me to be the next one to snap? 

I did snap on another message board several years ago, which led to being banned and whatnot.  But it was totally the other guy's fault.  Totally.

I'm much better now.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 05, 2008, 08:13:53 AM
With that banner, it's more likely you'll cause someone else to snap...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 05, 2008, 08:18:28 AM
Yep, damn Cowboy hats  :angry:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Axnollouse on September 05, 2008, 08:20:11 AM
I think there may be a direct connection to cowboy hats and snappage . . . . I might have to do some research.

TO THE LAB!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 05, 2008, 08:26:42 AM
Heh, guess that'll teach me to be vague.  I was referring ti the McCain/Palin sign in Monty's sig...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 05, 2008, 09:45:17 AM
I'm not talking a large quantity, just a know quantity...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 05, 2008, 11:10:23 AM
Who?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on September 07, 2008, 10:01:52 AM
I think Dim pointed it out over on the tripe is a jackass bastard vice president post that daltysmith might have officially snapped.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 07, 2008, 11:20:18 AM
you aren't suppsoed to point it out, APIL. Sheesh!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 08, 2008, 08:46:01 AM
Heh, guess that'll teach me to be vague.  I was referring ti the McCain/Palin sign in Monty's sig...

You think a lot of people dislike Michael Palin?
Maybe not dislike, a lot of people don't think he has enough experience. He should have had more roles as British politicians during his Flying Circus days it would have definitely made that choice more palatable for me. It just seems like pandering to the whole "Biggus Dickus" fanbase to me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 08, 2008, 10:55:42 AM
Heh, guess that'll teach me to be vague.  I was referring ti the McCain/Palin sign in Monty's sig...

You think a lot of people dislike Michael Palin?
Maybe not dislike, a lot of people don't think he has enough experience. He should have had more roles as British politicians during his Flying Circus days it would have definitely made that choice more palatable for me. It just seems like pandering to the whole "Biggus Dickus" fanbase to me.

That's quite the fanbase though.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 08, 2008, 11:46:06 AM
I know I like 'em!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bairman on September 08, 2008, 12:54:36 PM
He'll protect us from peril!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 08, 2008, 03:15:00 PM
And think of all the traveling he's done...."Around the World in 80 Days", "Pole to Pole", "Sahara", "Himalaya", "New Europe"....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 08, 2008, 06:54:28 PM
Yeah I love that part of Ireland, Dublin Airport wasn't it?

I slept there overnight once, they play Lynyrd Skynyrd's Street Survivors on a loop through the airport's tanoy  for some reason.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 09, 2008, 12:29:28 PM
So what? Mrs. Palin has been to Iraq. And Ireland!

And she's probably listened to a Bjork record so there goes Iceland.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: therul on September 09, 2008, 12:43:15 PM
Um Duck,
not to make you snap or anything, and trying to stay off of politics, but...
I notice the CD you are using for the avitar
I looked at it quickly and thought it said Osama BinLadin,  But when I took a good look at it, I noticed it said Obama Biden. 
Maybe Biden was a bad choice for Obama?

Oh and Vote 3rd party everyone.   >:D

(edit: fixed typo cause it made someone snap.)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 09, 2008, 01:15:34 PM
Christ, dude it's Biden.  "e"  It says it right on the disk. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: therul on September 09, 2008, 01:22:13 PM
Christ, dude it's Biden.  "e"  It says it right on the disk. 

Ok, I know I am great, but please I am no god/ or assumed god. 
Sorry I am bad about double checking for typos.  Fixing.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 09, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I hate typos!  ...and unoriginal ideas.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2008, 01:43:21 PM
I am going to snap by Saturday morning if I keep hitting refresh on the hurricane tracking site every hour............

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?5day?large#contents (http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?5day?large#contents)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 09, 2008, 02:39:45 PM
Um Duck,
not to make you snap or anything, and trying to stay off of politics, but...

Why would I snap because you can't read?

 ;)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 09, 2008, 02:43:03 PM
Well, I think Palin is a poor choice for McCain for petty reasons, too.  McCain RHYMES with pain, and if you remove the L from Palin, you can SPELL pain!  Now, even though pain don't hurt, since I have to live with pain every day of my life, I have to say it's a constant annoyance.  So I'm voting for the team that doesn't imply constant annoyance.  Heck yeah!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 09, 2008, 03:17:14 PM
You've snapped, haven't you?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 09, 2008, 06:17:36 PM
I've gone beyond snapping.  I've put myself back together with Krazy Glue and am getting high from the fumes.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 09, 2008, 07:42:57 PM
Actually, it's me, apparently...

Exhibit A:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,5846.msg319280.html#new
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 09, 2008, 07:43:53 PM
Actually, it's me, apparently...

Exhibit A:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,5846.msg319280.html#new

I wouldn't call that a snap... more a nip
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bairman on September 09, 2008, 07:52:49 PM
It's more of a crackle or a pop, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 09, 2008, 07:56:23 PM
No, he snapped!  He's mad! ..... just tell me your demands!  If you release a hostage we can work with you!!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 09, 2008, 08:23:06 PM
Yeah, Thom. You need to be more passive like Isaac.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 09, 2008, 08:38:39 PM
Yeah, Thom. You need to be more passive like Isaac.
Very well, I'm a reasonable madman.  I'll meet you halfway, how about like Werner Klemperer?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 10, 2008, 10:14:25 PM
No?  then how about John Banner?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on September 11, 2008, 06:42:46 AM
No?  then how about John Banner?

Would you believe Bruce Banner?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 11, 2008, 07:32:12 AM
No?  then how about John Banner?

Would you believe Bruce Banner?
Actually I believe in Harvey Dent...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 11, 2008, 08:28:41 AM
I want to beleve in Chris Carter....but he keeps letting me down.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 11, 2008, 08:31:43 AM
I believe in life after love, but not in Cher's singing ability  >:(
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on September 11, 2008, 08:37:42 AM
I believe that children are out future.  Ya know.  So teach them well and let them lead the way or something, I don't know.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 11, 2008, 08:39:23 AM
I believe I can fly. I believe in miracles. You sexy thing.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 11, 2008, 08:41:57 AM
I believe in Magic in a young girls heart, in fact I'm just submitted a multi million dollar funding proposal to study the veracity of said belief.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 11, 2008, 08:43:58 AM
"Local area magician charged with young girl's murder. Victim's heart was found in magician's top hat."
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on September 11, 2008, 08:44:14 AM
I believe that love is the answer.  Love with find a way.  And I believed in Blessid Union of Souls but they only had like two songs, so...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: therul on September 11, 2008, 08:44:40 AM
I believe in Magic in a young girls heart, in fact I'm just submitted a multi million dollar funding proposal to study the veracity of said belief.


I believe in magic, you can get anything your heart desires.  And right now I desire a nice thick pastrami sandwhich
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 11, 2008, 08:45:23 AM
I believe you guys believe, but what do you believe?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 11, 2008, 08:53:43 AM
Have to believe we are magic....nothing can stand in our way
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 11, 2008, 08:56:37 AM
We believe in God the Father maker of Heaven and earth
Of all that is, seen and unseen

Except for Ann Coulter, that has the finger prints of God's less efficient little brother Tad all over it.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: therul on September 11, 2008, 09:22:26 AM
The size of a persons nostral caveties are directly porportional to the size of their fingers.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on September 11, 2008, 09:43:37 AM
Have to believe we are magic....nothing can stand in our way

I believe a million lights are dancing and there you are, a shooting star. 

I believe that movie RULES.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 11, 2008, 09:48:46 AM
Have to believe we are magic....nothing can stand in our way

I believe a million lights are dancing and there you are, a shooting star. 

I believe that movie RULES.


What, Xanadu?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 11, 2008, 09:49:03 AM
Have to believe we are magic....nothing can stand in our way

I believe a million lights are dancing and there you are, a shooting star. 

I believe that movie RULES.
I'm alive!   *skates away in my dress made of silk pieces pulled from a remnant bag and leg warmers worn upside down*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on September 11, 2008, 10:05:17 AM
What's better? The Planet of the Apes or Cottage Cheese?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 11, 2008, 10:05:55 AM
We believe in God the Father maker of Heaven and earth
Of all that is, seen and unseen

Except for Ann Coulter, that has the finger prints of God's less efficient little brother Tad all over it.


Oh,Tripe. You are funnier than lots of funny people!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 11, 2008, 10:07:32 AM
Er, thanks?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on September 11, 2008, 10:08:01 AM
What's better? The Planet of the Apes or Cottage Cheese?

Cottage cheese is the work of the Horned (to be said horn-ed) One.  EVIL.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 11, 2008, 10:08:41 AM
What the hell is worng with Cottage Cheese, Courtney (you nazi!)


Yes, Tripe that was a compliment
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on September 11, 2008, 10:11:37 AM
I prefer cauliflower cheese, myself.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 11, 2008, 10:14:44 AM
What the hell is worng with Cottage Cheese, Courtney (you nazi!)
Nasty looking, nasty tasting. *shiver*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 11, 2008, 10:17:23 AM
What's better? The Planet of the Apes or Cottage Cheese?

Cottage cheese is the work of the Horned (to be said horn-ed) One.  EVIL.
Ketchup kills that spell and makes everything alright.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on September 11, 2008, 10:20:04 AM
Personally, I prefer Planet of the Apes, but I really love Beneath Cottage Cheese.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 11, 2008, 10:22:03 AM
What the hell is worng with Cottage Cheese, Courtney (you nazi!)
Nasty looking, nasty tasting. *shiver*

Try its cousin, Farmer's Cheese, in pierogi, it's delish.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on September 11, 2008, 01:14:41 PM
Cottage cheese has its place, I'll say. Unless you're talking about the slang usage of it, which is more a tragedy than anything else.

I don't know the slang usage of cottage cheese.  But I live in fear of what it could mean...  Blechies.

EDIT: Unless you mean cellulite.  That's all I can think of.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on September 11, 2008, 02:33:37 PM
I'm glad that's what you were saying.  My mind went to really horrifying places I don't want to talk about or describe.  *shudder*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bairman on September 11, 2008, 02:56:21 PM
I'm glad that's what you were saying.  My mind went to really horrifying places I don't want to talk about or describe.  *shudder*

Mine too... Navy Boot Camp "training" films.    :gouge:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 11, 2008, 03:10:20 PM
Something along these lines, only more graphic I fancy:

http://www.youtube.com/v/u0mJjH8T3NU&hl=en&fs=1

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bairman on September 11, 2008, 03:19:10 PM
MUCH more graphic... and in color.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on September 11, 2008, 04:25:22 PM
Something along these lines, only more graphic I fancy:

http://www.youtube.com/v/u0mJjH8T3NU&hl=en&fs=1



Pretty much.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 15, 2008, 10:42:11 AM
Something along these lines, only more graphic I fancy:

http://www.youtube.com/v/u0mJjH8T3NU&hl=en&fs=1

Mr. B Natural:  You gotta inspect your horn, Boy!

Crow:  And wash it everyday!

(btw, did that General at the beginning remind you of Arthur W. McGee from the short "X Marks the Spot"?)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 16, 2008, 07:04:41 PM
Exactly what I was thinking!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 17, 2008, 07:40:08 PM
Whew! once again a thread plucked from the brink.  I think I'd have lost it if it'd gone away...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on September 17, 2008, 11:20:00 PM
Hmm seems the forum odds of me snapping have lowered again.  Of course I haven't been posting a lot lately.  The time to snap is ripening.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 18, 2008, 04:54:40 AM
You mean as long as no one refers to you as a gobot....




...or Shia LeBouf.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 18, 2008, 09:14:27 PM
I just want to say that I have not snapped. I've been undercover for the past year gathering info on the bacon decimation agenda brewing in DC posing as a Hasidic Jew. I can safely tell you know that the conspiracy to skyrocket the price of bacon has been eradicated.
So...

you know..   



you're welcome.   ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 19, 2008, 07:45:55 AM
Hmm seems the forum odds of me snapping have lowered again.  Of course I haven't been posting a lot lately.  The time to snap is ripening.


Almost time for The Snappening
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 19, 2008, 10:41:03 AM
Hmm seems the forum odds of me snapping have lowered again.  Of course I haven't been posting a lot lately.  The time to snap is ripening.


Almost time for The Snappening
D'oh!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on September 19, 2008, 12:37:44 PM
So who killed the thread anyway?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 19, 2008, 12:41:04 PM
Maybe we've run out of people who are so disposed as to snap over something here.....?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 19, 2008, 01:01:48 PM
We need the right kind of mind to join the forum so that we may break him/her.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Super Monkey Death Car on September 19, 2008, 03:48:41 PM
I just bought a couple more "100 movies for $40" crap movie packs.

That'll make me crack.

And yes, I intend to riff them.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 19, 2008, 04:15:52 PM
I thought I was gonna snap a couple weeks back after making a 22 hour non-stop drive to Mexico, then another day and a half ride through Mexico,  :speechless:
but alass..

I Survived!!! >:D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 19, 2008, 06:29:24 PM
I thought I was gonna snap a couple weeks back after making a 22 hour non-stop drive to Mexico, then another day and a half ride through Mexico,  :speechless:
but alass..

I Survived!!! >:D

Thanks to Senor Cuervo.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 19, 2008, 06:45:36 PM
I thought I was gonna snap a couple weeks back after making a 22 hour non-stop drive to Mexico, then another day and a half ride through Mexico,  :speechless:
but alass..

I Survived!!! >:D

Thanks to Senor Cuervo.
Actually, Senor Cuervo is not very good.. That could've made me ~SNAP~ :speechless:

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 20, 2008, 02:09:19 PM
I thought I was gonna snap a couple weeks back after making a 22 hour non-stop drive to Mexico, then another day and a half ride through Mexico,  :speechless:
but alass..

I Survived!!! >:D

Thanks to Senor Cuervo.
Actually, Senor Cuervo is not very good.. That could've made me ~SNAP~ :speechless:
Well, everyone knows RVRs kryptonite now. Use the info wisely.  >:D

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 20, 2008, 02:25:03 PM
I thought I was gonna snap a couple weeks back after making a 22 hour non-stop drive to Mexico, then another day and a half ride through Mexico,  :speechless:
but alass..

I Survived!!! >:D

Thanks to Senor Cuervo.
Actually, Senor Cuervo is not very good.. That could've made me ~SNAP~ :speechless:
Well, everyone knows RVRs kryptonite now. Use the info wisely.  >:D


Cuervo is like Jagermeister to me :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Bob on September 22, 2008, 05:10:11 PM
I thought I was gonna snap a couple weeks back after making a 22 hour non-stop drive to Mexico, then another day and a half ride through Mexico,  :speechless:
but alass..

I Survived!!! >:D

Thanks to Senor Cuervo.
Actually, Senor Cuervo is not very good.. That could've made me ~SNAP~ :speechless:
Well, everyone knows RVRs kryptonite now. Use the info wisely.  >:D


Cuervo is like Jagermeister to me :speechless:

*Ads to extensive notebook of information*
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 22, 2008, 05:14:33 PM
I thought I was gonna snap a couple weeks back after making a 22 hour non-stop drive to Mexico, then another day and a half ride through Mexico,  :speechless:
but alass..

I Survived!!! >:D

Thanks to Senor Cuervo.
Actually, Senor Cuervo is not very good.. That could've made me ~SNAP~ :speechless:
Well, everyone knows RVRs kryptonite now. Use the info wisely.  >:D


Cuervo is like Jagermeister to me :speechless:

*Ads to extensive notebook of information*
Add 'Jeremia Weed' to that kryptonite list as well(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbarf0021.gif)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 22, 2008, 05:18:47 PM
RVR, you're not supposed to help people make you snap!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 22, 2008, 05:22:09 PM
He's kinky that way.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 22, 2008, 05:40:30 PM
RVR, you're not supposed to help people make you snap!
Oh Sh*t!!  :scared:

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/blowup.gif)

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 22, 2008, 06:35:23 PM
Goldschlager is my Kryptonite.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 22, 2008, 06:36:46 PM
Goldschlager is my Kryptonite.
UGH!! Yeah, Add That one to my list as well :speechless:

Oh Wait... :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 22, 2008, 06:40:59 PM
Have you ever projectile vomited gold flakes?  I'd rather be violated with a 2 by 4 in my bottom.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 22, 2008, 06:56:09 PM
Have you ever projectile vomited gold flakes? 
Yup.. Very decorative on the bathroom wall :-[

Quote
I'd rather be violated with a 2 by 4 in my bottom.
uh... huh... :gouge:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 23, 2008, 01:25:34 PM
Have you ever projectile vomited gold flakes?  I'd rather be violated with a 2 by 4 in my bottom.
Oh well.....if you insist.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: therul on September 23, 2008, 01:29:26 PM
Only goes to show, that if there is a perversion, someone wants it.
You might want to start with a 1X1 and move to a 2X2,  Otherwise there might be a trip to the hospital.
Common sense.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 23, 2008, 01:31:22 PM
Oh, I'm loose....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 23, 2008, 01:33:20 PM
Just understand.  When it comes to splinters, you're on your own.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 23, 2008, 01:47:01 PM
Oh, I'm loose....


Where do you think he carries the mail?
My thoughts Exactly :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 23, 2008, 02:03:33 PM
I wrap it in a plastic bag first, so calm down.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 24, 2008, 03:23:47 PM
Guys, I don't think Dalty's coming back.  He hasn't posted since the 8th.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 26, 2008, 10:51:43 AM
He told me he will be coming back after November. He wanted me to post something to  that affect, but I didn't want to bring it up again after the storm had calmed down.

And I am not a monkey
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 26, 2008, 11:03:23 AM
that was kind of mean.

He is staying away until after the election
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 26, 2008, 11:05:31 AM
And I am not a monkey

Did your parents go on a long trip, leaving your older sister in charge?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 26, 2008, 11:27:20 AM
I would say it was Tripe's teasing, but....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 26, 2008, 11:29:38 AM
Well Tripe's not going anywhere after November unless Dalty finds a way to deport him.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 26, 2008, 11:31:39 AM
Deport me from the Web?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 26, 2008, 11:32:26 AM
Deport me from the Web?

Dalty has ways......lots of ways......did I mention he has ways?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 26, 2008, 11:33:24 AM
He is staying away until after the election
Must be a Independent :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 26, 2008, 11:36:09 AM
Deport me from the Web?

Dalty has ways......lots of ways......did I mention he has ways?
"America for Americans...Let's send all the Indians back to Africa...."

http://www.youtube.com/v/UArJ2RPzYkI&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 26, 2008, 11:36:18 AM
Deport me from the Web?
Just the Rifftrax forum >:D >:D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 26, 2008, 11:36:27 AM
Well Tripe's not going anywhere after November unless Dalty finds a way to deport him.

This is just what he said. Personally, I think he just has some issues to examine. He will come back though.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 26, 2008, 11:37:42 AM
Speaking of examining things, why the random Dave the Barbarian reference a few posts back?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 26, 2008, 11:38:32 AM
huh?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 26, 2008, 11:40:33 AM
And I am not a monkey

That wasn't a quote from Fang?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 26, 2008, 11:40:41 AM
Speaking of examining things, why the random Dave the Barbarian reference a few posts back?
Where? What page ???
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 26, 2008, 11:41:48 AM
Look at the post above your last one :)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 26, 2008, 11:42:48 AM
And I am not a monkey

That wasn't a quote from Fang?

No.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 26, 2008, 11:44:11 AM
And I am not a monkey

That wasn't a quote from Fang?

No.

Was it from Dr. Moreau?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 26, 2008, 11:45:54 AM
Look at the post above your last one :)
??? uh... I'm missing it, somewhere.. :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: therul on September 26, 2008, 11:46:20 AM
What's wrong with being an independant?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 26, 2008, 11:47:27 AM
What's wrong with being an independant?
Nothing.. I was one in 92 for Perot :P
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 26, 2008, 11:47:48 AM
Sigh

You're last post (technically the third to last now):

Speaking of examining things, why the random Dave the Barbarian reference a few posts back?
Where? What page ???


the post above it

And I am not a monkey

That wasn't a quote from Fang?


Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 26, 2008, 11:48:12 AM
And I am not a monkey

That wasn't a quote from Fang?

No.

What was the point of it then?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 26, 2008, 11:48:29 AM
What's wrong with being an independant?
Nothing.. I was one in 92 for Perot :P

I would keep that a secret if I were you.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 26, 2008, 11:49:04 AM
What's wrong with being an independant?
Nothing.. I was one in 92 for Perot :P

I would keep that a secret if I were you.
Oh yeah.. :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on September 26, 2008, 11:49:15 AM
Imrahil got it. I was indicating I am not a helper moneky and I don't like to do things for people (cause I'm lazy)

sorry bout that, Tripe
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on September 26, 2008, 11:49:37 AM
Sigh

You're last post (technically the third to last now):

Speaking of examining things, why the random Dave the Barbarian reference a few posts back?
Where? What page ???


the post above it

And I am not a monkey

That wasn't a quote from Fang?



Ok then.. :-[
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on September 26, 2008, 11:51:32 AM
Oh, a DtB reference would have been cooler. :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: therul on September 26, 2008, 11:54:44 AM
You should take it an post it in the QuoteSomething thread.   ;D
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 04, 2008, 06:32:08 PM
I Like Dr Who, but... :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on November 04, 2008, 06:33:41 PM
I Like Dr Who, but... :scared:

Yeah, he's getting way to worked up here.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 04, 2008, 06:41:19 PM
I just wish Plastic Self Cleaning Duck were around to add to the fireworks.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 04, 2008, 06:45:09 PM
I just wish Plastic Self Cleaning Duck were around to add to the fireworks.

That'd be like Crossing the Streams or Matter touching Anti-matter.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on November 04, 2008, 06:46:01 PM
oooooooooohhhhhhh pretty
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 04, 2008, 06:48:15 PM
I just wish Plastic Self Cleaning Duck were around to add to the fireworks.

That'd be like Crossing the Streams or Matter touching Anti-matter.

Or even better we could wind up with the awesome possibility of our very own forum version of Mary Matalin and James Carville.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Steve-O on November 04, 2008, 10:16:46 PM
I just wish Plastic Self Cleaning Duck were around to add to the fireworks.

That'd be like Crossing the Streams or Matter touching Anti-matter.

Or even better we could wind up with the awesome possibility of our very own forum version of Mary Matalin and James Carville.

Are you suggesting that we might have a Plastic Self-Cleaning Who? on the forum someday in the near future?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on November 04, 2008, 10:20:57 PM
I see RaYzor going absolutely batshit insane
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 04, 2008, 10:21:10 PM
I just wish Plastic Self Cleaning Duck were around to add to the fireworks.

That'd be like Crossing the Streams or Matter touching Anti-matter.

Or even better we could wind up with the awesome possibility of our very own forum version of Mary Matalin and James Carville.

Are you suggesting that we might have a Plastic Self-Cleaning Who? on the forum someday in the near future?

Some folks should just not breed...
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 04, 2008, 10:32:06 PM
Are you suggesting that we might have a Plastic Self-Cleaning Who? on the forum someday in the near future?

Oh, great, now I'm going to have nightmares FOR THE REST OF MY GODDAMN LIFE.  Thanks, Steve-O.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Steve-O on November 04, 2008, 10:45:57 PM
Are you suggesting that we might have a Plastic Self-Cleaning Who? on the forum someday in the near future?

Oh, great, now I'm going to have nightmares FOR THE REST OF MY GODDAMN LIFE.  Thanks, Steve-O.

I aim to please.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on November 04, 2008, 10:47:50 PM
I see RaYzor going absolutely batshit insane
Shit, he was serious then, eh? Yeah... maybe.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on November 04, 2008, 11:00:23 PM
Yeah, he was completely serious.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RoninFox on November 05, 2008, 05:17:40 AM
I see RaYzor going absolutely batshit insane

Would he bother snapping though?  I've only seen him bother to post on the forum a couple times, wouldn't he just get it out of his system in a constant stream of ranting on the chat room for the next 4 to 8 years?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 05, 2008, 05:55:37 AM
It was mostly the fragility of his worldview that had us expecting a coniption. Either way, he took it surprisingly well.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 05, 2008, 12:21:54 PM
...and.. daltysmith? :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 05, 2008, 01:15:26 PM
...and.. daltysmith? :scared:
Does it really count if the person was "snapped" before they came here?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 05, 2008, 01:21:26 PM
...and.. daltysmith? :scared:
Does it really count if the person was "snapped" before they came here?
Well ... guess not :-\
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on November 05, 2008, 01:21:49 PM
...and.. daltysmith? :scared:
Does it really count if the person was "snapped" before they came here?

No.  You're a perfect example.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on November 05, 2008, 01:23:48 PM
lol
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on November 05, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 23, 2008, 06:03:44 AM
Seems like everybody is mentally stable these days despite the bad economy.. :o
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 23, 2008, 06:07:51 AM
Then my disguise has worked
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 23, 2008, 06:09:54 AM
Then my disguise has worked
Ah.. Nice Work Gov. Palin :o
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on November 23, 2008, 10:59:47 AM
Seems like everybody is mentally stable these days despite the bad economy.. :o

Yeah, whats up with that?  Thats no fun.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 23, 2008, 11:02:16 AM
Seems like everybody is mentally stable these days despite the bad economy.. :o

Yeah, whats up with that?  Thats no fun.
Must be the upcoming holiday season.. A time to be happy..

Wait till tax season begins, then we'll be snapping left & right :scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on November 25, 2008, 08:48:32 AM
Seems like everybody is mentally stable these days despite the bad economy.. :o

Yeah, whats up with that?  Thats no fun.
Must be the upcoming holiday season.. A time to be happy..

Wait.  The holiday season is a time to be happy?!  Why wasn't I advised of this?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 25, 2008, 10:56:49 AM
Seems like everybody is mentally stable these days despite the bad economy.. :o

Yeah, whats up with that?  Thats no fun.
Must be the upcoming holiday season.. A time to be happy..

Wait.  The holiday season is a time to be happy?!  Why wasn't I advised of this?
Well.. Maybe I'm wrong.. :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Sideswipe on November 25, 2008, 10:58:18 AM
Yes you are, completely.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 25, 2008, 07:17:36 PM
The holidays are probably more fun when you're in Mexico on the beach.  RVR will be leaving there December 9th, and his Pinnacle software will be at home.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 25, 2008, 07:22:16 PM
The holidays are probably more fun when you're in Mexico on the beach.  RVR will be leaving there December 9th, and his Pinnacle software will be at home.
Nope..
I have my precious in Mexico as well :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 25, 2008, 07:29:05 PM
The holidays are probably more fun when you're in Mexico on the beach.  RVR will be leaving there December 9th, and his Pinnacle software will be at home.
Nope..
I have my precious in Mexico as well :-X

That'll be a double fun Christmas then.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on November 25, 2008, 07:29:18 PM
i though your precious was tequila. Make up your damn mind!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on November 25, 2008, 07:30:28 PM
I thought his precious was smileys and boobies.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 25, 2008, 07:30:57 PM
i though your precious was tequila. Make up your damn mind!
No, that's my addiction 8)
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 25, 2008, 07:31:19 PM
I thought his precious was smileys and boobies.
Those Two :o

Uh.. I mean... :-X
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: ImOscardotcom on November 28, 2008, 09:36:13 AM
So Action Batch is gone.

How'd that happen?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Minnesota on November 28, 2008, 10:37:26 AM
If I remember correctly it had something to do with 'heart balls'. *searches- action batch heart balls* ... http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,9848.0.html
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on November 28, 2008, 10:42:41 AM
He left us Again ??? Unreal!

I knew he hadn't been around in a while, but actually deleting his account yet again?! :speechless:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on November 28, 2008, 11:03:46 AM
I'm sorry, but deleting your account is just frigging lame and an attempt to be noticed.  If he really wanted to leave for good, he'd have just left. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on December 02, 2008, 07:16:07 AM
Other than attention, what is the point of deleting your account?  Your posts remain, and it's not like having an account on one extra forum somewhere out there in the internet is going to bog you down in any way.  nummy muffin deleted hers when they broke up, so maybe it's something in the water where they live. 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Tripe on December 02, 2008, 07:17:41 AM
Pretty sure he lives in the same neck of the woods as RVR.

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: RVR II on December 02, 2008, 07:20:52 AM
Pretty sure he lives in the same neck of the woods as RVR.


Well, if 3 1/2 hours away is my 'neck of the woods', I hope it's not spreading south in my direction .. *remembers The Happening*:scared:
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Courtney on December 02, 2008, 07:24:12 AM
My god.  Lions ripped his account out of the internet, didn't they?!
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Invader_quirk on December 02, 2008, 10:01:31 AM
Aw man! He was one of our best customers... I hope he's still checking our site....
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on December 07, 2008, 09:04:39 AM
I think Isaac may be getting ready to snap.

He is deleting his posts and not posting as much as he used to and he keeps calling everyone a troll.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 07, 2008, 09:31:46 AM
Why don't you leave him alone?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Doctor Who? on December 07, 2008, 09:34:46 AM
I have tried that many many time but that means that there are bunch of movies that i can never talk about and he always starts something any way even if i don't talk the things he doesn't want me to talk about so i decided to just have a s much fun with it as I can.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 07, 2008, 09:35:58 AM
oh, I see, that makes sense
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: anais.jude on December 07, 2008, 12:21:04 PM
Not really. A person can make comments about a film they like while ignoring what Isaac says about them. Ignoring him is really the way to go.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: ImOscardotcom on December 08, 2008, 07:27:25 PM
I think Isaac may be getting ready to snap.

He was the second person named as a possible suspect to snap, and that was over a year and a half ago.... (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,3833.msg102562.html#msg102562)

I think he's going to be with us for a long, long time to come.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: dignan on December 09, 2008, 06:54:52 AM
I'm still holding out hope that my first guess will turn out to be spot on and Amanda will snap out of the blue.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MrTorso on December 11, 2008, 12:37:58 PM
Anyone have "Jonathan_Short_Torso"?  This seems to be one his last posts:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,12025.msg364001.html#msg364001

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 11, 2008, 12:39:35 PM
It doesn't count though cuz he'll just sign up under a new name, and do it all over again.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on December 11, 2008, 02:05:03 PM
...

Actually, i think his last post was a bit later and a little more overly dramatic:

After the rifftrax for the Dark Knight came out, I felt betrayed. I don't care if it sounds silly but I feel betrayed. I feel like I have been stabbed in the back by a good, old friend. I am angry, sad and hurt, but the only thing I can do is walk away while you all make fun of my stance.

He did actually stand with his feet a little further apart then is normally acceptable though~  :rimshot:

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 11, 2008, 02:07:47 PM
Can't a man have a wide stance anymore? 
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: MrTorso on December 11, 2008, 02:16:11 PM
...

Actually, i think his last post was a bit later and a little more overly dramatic:

After the rifftrax for the Dark Knight came out, I felt betrayed. I don't care if it sounds silly but I feel betrayed. I feel like I have been stabbed in the back by a good, old friend. I am angry, sad and hurt, but the only thing I can do is walk away while you all make fun of my stance.

He did actually stand with his feet a little further apart then is normally acceptable though~  :rimshot:

-Rude


Ouch! So who had the gun to his head to buy TDK?? Don't like it? Don't buy it!

Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: tgeorgic on December 11, 2008, 02:23:33 PM
...

Actually, i think his last post was a bit later and a little more overly dramatic:

After the rifftrax for the Dark Knight came out, I felt betrayed. I don't care if it sounds silly but I feel betrayed. I feel like I have been stabbed in the back by a good, old friend. I am angry, sad and hurt, but the only thing I can do is walk away while you all make fun of my stance.

He did actually stand with his feet a little further apart then is normally acceptable though~  :rimshot:

-Rude

but he didnt start the speach with a roar.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: mrbasehart on December 11, 2008, 03:18:58 PM
Can't a man have a wide stance anymore? 

Men with wide stances are really just challenging the world to kick them in the balls.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Rude on December 11, 2008, 03:22:32 PM
...

Or they're propositioning undercover police men for gay bathroom stall sex.

-Rude
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Steve-O on December 11, 2008, 03:22:38 PM
Can't a man have a wide stance anymore? 

Men with wide stances are really just challenging the world to kick them in the balls.

Women don't tear the pantses off of men with wide stances.
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on December 11, 2008, 03:44:02 PM
Anyone have "Jonathan_Short_Torso"?  This seems to be one his last posts:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,12025.msg364001.html#msg364001

It's oddly fitting, isn't it?
Title: Re: Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap?
Post by: James of LinHood on December 12, 2008, 06:40:02 AM