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Title: Who Would Win?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:42:27 AM
Another questions and answer game. I'll set up two combatants, and you say who you think would win in a fight, and, if you want, why. Then you give your own two combatants, and on it goes. If you want a competition between combatants that isn't a physical fight, specify.
Here we go:


Spock
or
Mace Windu?
(No weapons for either.)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Nunyerbiz on May 30, 2007, 08:48:47 AM
Spock is only going to have a shot if he can get within arms reach to utilize his strength advantage (and the nerve pinch)... but I think Windu could keep him away with all those tricky force powers by slamming him into walls and whatnot.... So my money would be on Mace.

Next on the card, from the MST3K Mincing Lightweight division:

Space Cheif vs Prince of Space
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Bob on May 30, 2007, 09:22:49 AM
Spock is only going to have a shot if he can get within arms reach to utilize his strength advantage (and the nerve pinch)... but I think Windu could keep him away with all those tricky force powers by slamming him into walls and whatnot.... So my money would be on Mace.

Next on the card, from the MST3K Mincing Lightweight division:

Space Cheif vs Prince of Space

Wow, I can only just imagine that slap fight.    They may even get their dancing tights all dirty and such.

I would have to go Space Chief after seeing his awesome martial arts display when he was stopping the bad guys from getting back in the rocket.    That fight was way better than anything Jet Li could ever dream of doing.   


Adam Chance (Agent from H.A.R.M)

or

The hero from Danger:  Diabolik
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 30, 2007, 01:11:21 PM
The Diabolik guy, simply an arbitrary choice. They seem interchangable.

Nick Nolte

or

Nicholas Cage
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: J-Proof on May 30, 2007, 02:15:10 PM
Nick Nolte
or
Nicholas Cage

Nick Nolte -- he's scarier, loonier, and hungrier than Cage will ever be -- He'd eat Cage in seconds....

WHO WOULD WIN???
Bruce Lee vs. Tony Jaa
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Nunyerbiz on May 30, 2007, 02:25:49 PM
Nick Nolte
or
Nicholas Cage

Nick Nolte -- he's scarier, loonier, and hungrier than Cage will ever be -- He'd eat Cage in seconds....

WHO WOULD WIN???
Bruce Lee vs. Tony Jaa

The reason why Nolte is scarier and loonier is because he's constantly whacked out on various illicit substances and household cleaning supplies. He wouldn't know which Nicholas Cage to swing at.... but you beat me to the "punch" on this one... so Nolte it is. Also, I will openly admit my ignorance to having any clue who Tony Jaa actually is... so I will abstain and let somebody more qualified take that one.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 06:19:07 PM
I don't know who Jaa is either, but Lee is a good bet.


Superman (Comics power level- no lifting Kryptonite mountains.)
vs
Godzilla (2004 Version)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: AmazingThor on June 01, 2007, 09:25:17 PM
Supes. If the Japanese can stop Godzilla, then the man of steel will have no problem.

Aquaman
vs.
Teenage girl
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 05:56:10 AM
I should point out that 2004 Godzilla wasn't stopped by the Japanese, he got bored and left. Anyway,
Teenage Girl. Being able to talk to fish isn't going to save him is she has pepperspray or a tazer.

Karate Kid
(http://www.classicmoviekids.com/images/m/macchio/macchioralph302.jpg)
vs
Master Ninja
(http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/324-master_2b.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Cibernético II on June 03, 2007, 12:46:05 PM
MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!


(http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/45/45_images/dontleech.jpg)

Leech Woman



vs.


(http://www.atomicmonsters.com/images/batwomen.gif)

Batwoman
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 01:23:43 PM
Batwoman. She has all those expendable cult followers.

Young Stalin
(http://www.ericlee.info/stalin_files/young-stalin.jpg)
vs
Young Churchill
(http://images1.snapfish.com/347398484%7Ffp342%3Enu%3D3239%3E5%3C%3B%3E787%3EWSNRCG%3D323383%3C489%3C4%3Bnu0mrj)
in  a fist fight.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Tripe on June 03, 2007, 03:38:53 PM
Stalin, he's a street brawler. At a game of risk however I'll give young Winny the edge.

Michael Scott
(http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/3225/michaelscottrg1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Or Michael Richards
(http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1249/michaelrichardssc4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
At a comedy club open mic night?
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 04:10:12 PM
Scott. He's more up to date.

Aeon Flux
vs
Ultraviolet?
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: AmazingThor on June 04, 2007, 09:34:22 AM
I'm going with the Oscar winner over the goofy clown girl from 5th Element.

California Raisins
vs.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 09:46:05 AM
The Raisins. They have flexability, style, speed, and though they never show it, razor sharp teeth. They'd burrow through the whole Head family faster than you can say "gruesome."

Rick Steves
(http://www.kivadesigns.com/images/rick_portrait.jpg)
or
Michael Palin
(http://www.sane.org.uk/public_html/NewImages/AboutSANE/Celebrities/pics2005/michael-palin-sm.jpg)
in a Travelouge-Off?
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 31, 2011, 07:08:08 PM
Palin, if only because his time with Python has honed his mind to travel to places only the made can go.

Torgo Vs. Lobo

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l67x5TGxBUA/TR_yr-b7grI/AAAAAAAAAmI/J9jz2-zdMH0/s320/Torgo_knees.jpg)

(http://www.monstershack.net/reviews/full/gfx/brideofthemonster/lobo.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: RoninFox on May 31, 2011, 07:26:05 PM
Got to give the edge to Lobo. Sure he was uncoordinated and ran into walls, but the walls always looked more likely to fall than him. Torgo always looked moments away from total collapse.

Elvira vs Vampira
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 31, 2011, 07:30:19 PM
Ooh, this is a tough one.  I go with Elvira, since her puns would make the delicate Vampira wilt.  I would like to see this fight happen in chocolate fondue.  Nudity may be allowed.

Catwoman Vs. Black Widow
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Darth Geek on May 31, 2011, 07:58:09 PM
Winner: The audience.


Eegah vs. Tor
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 31, 2011, 08:09:23 PM
Definitely Eegah.  He's kinda clumsy, but while I'm sure Tor is better at fighting than his characters are at walking, Eegah has caveman strength and savagery at his side.  Plus, there's an oven in the living room.

John Cleese Vs. Ricky Gervais in a debate about deceased bird ownership.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: AmazingThor on May 31, 2011, 09:14:03 PM
Um, seeing as John Cleese has experience with both arguing (clinically!) and dead parrots, I think it's obvious who would win. And don't get me started on confusing cats...


JCVD and Steve Segal in a pathetic-off
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 01, 2011, 06:51:18 AM
I'm not sure how this contest be held except by comparing lives.  I suppose let's compare their best work in 5 years: JCVD starred in the ballsy, self-deprecating film of the same name, which is a high point for him.  Seagal was in Machete, but his appearence was sort of uncomfortable, good intentions aside, and help really weak.  I would have thought it would have made the film more fun with him as the villain, but it felt... depressing.  So it goes to Seagal.  He is our winner loser.

Thepumaman Vs. Commando Cody
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: mojoplasma on June 01, 2011, 01:51:43 PM
Thepumaman Vs. Commando Cody

Commando Cody: weapon and pointy helmet beats ancient made up puma powers every day!

Sister Beech
(http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/img/movie-reviews/wicker-man/img08.jpg)

VS
Sister Sledge
(http://www.soulwalking.co.uk/%A5Artist%20GIF%20Images/Sister-Sledge-Good.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 04, 2011, 04:03:43 PM
Beech, she's a mistress of disguise!  Sledge wouldn't see or comprehend what's coming.

Carl Douglas and his posse Vs. The Wu Tang Clan

http://www.youtube.com/v/TId2NDiuu2s

http://www.youtube.com/v/kl6jwab3HWk
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: mojoplasma on June 16, 2011, 08:21:19 AM
Carl Douglas and his posse Vs. The Wu Tang Clan

Wu-tang Clan, because Calr Dougas nearly tripped over the door walking in!

Alfalfa vs Spanky
(http://downtownprintwear.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/alfalfa-dcp-debates.jpg)

(http://www.classicmoviekids.com/images/m/mcfarland/spanky304a.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 17, 2011, 05:13:33 PM
Spanky would spank that little pissant Alfafa.  He's the tough one.

Kang and Kodos

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Kang_Kodos_Hitchhiking.jpg)
Vs.

Invader Zim

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Invader-ZIM-tv-03.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Darth Geek on June 17, 2011, 08:24:42 PM
Kang and Kodos. They're taller than Zim.


Phantom of Krankor vs. Neptune Men

(http://pre.cloudfront.goodinc.com/users/xlarge-1230729421-Krankor.jpg)

(http://www.atlasdvds.com/apix/fan-neptunemen.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 18, 2011, 03:19:38 PM
Well, I like the chicken-men of Krankor more, but I will say it is impossible to deplete the Neptune Men's numbers (3) and they actually blow stuff up with stock footage, so I'm going with them.

Mrs. Potato Head Vs. Ms. Pac-Man

(http://img.shoppingnexus.com/products/playskool-mrs-potato-head-toy-story-3.jpg)

(http://www.tomheroes.com/images/ms_pacman.JPG)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: AmazingThor on June 18, 2011, 07:57:31 PM
Ms. Pacman cause she eats ghosts.


Space Chief vs Prince of Space
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 20, 2011, 07:01:54 AM
Ms. Pacman cause she eats ghosts.

And a potato is a ghost, since when.

Space Chief vs Prince of Space

I'm going with Prince because he actually did things in his movie and showed that he was more than just a guy with a space ship.  Also, if they actually go into space, Prince has a real strong advantage.

Snoopy Vs. Santa's Little Helper in an agility contest.

http://www.youtube.com/v/3uC0VjH0g2o
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: AmazingThor on June 28, 2011, 11:04:57 PM
Ms. Pacman cause she eats ghosts.

And a potato is a ghost, since when.

Okay, but she also eats cherries, oranges, pretzels, and well, anything that gets in her way. I mean, she's basically just a big mouth.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 02, 2011, 01:29:57 PM
Ms. Pacman cause she eats ghosts.

And a potato is a ghost, since when.

Okay, but she also eats cherries, oranges, pretzels, and well, anything that gets in her way. I mean, she's basically just a big mouth.

Which is why she'll never be Mrs Pac Man!  Zing!  The guys know what I'm talking about!
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 13, 2011, 12:24:36 PM
Imrahil vs. Doctor Who?  Combat Triathalon of Doom!

Round 1

Intellectual battle of wits

Round 2

"Yo Momma" joke battle

Round 3

All pourpose down and out no holds barred battle royale, anything goes.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Tripe on October 13, 2011, 12:26:24 PM
Round 3

All pourpose down and out no holds barred battle royale, anything goes.
Are we talking about a general fight or will they be fighting each other while atop dolphins?
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 13, 2011, 12:34:55 PM
That does sound pretty epic.  Let's go with the dolphins and Viking style weaponry
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 13, 2011, 02:55:55 PM
Does Doc win automatically if he kills Im or is the winner always going to be who has the most rounds?
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 13, 2011, 02:57:34 PM
to the death!
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 13, 2011, 02:58:41 PM
Doc wins.  Crazy people are hard to put down. 
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: shodan on October 13, 2011, 05:09:09 PM
Goku (pre GT)  vs. Superman(comicbook strength)
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 13, 2011, 07:27:26 PM
Pre GT but post Majin Bu?  Goku any day. 
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Russell on October 13, 2011, 10:19:04 PM
Dexter vs Boba fett
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: shodan on October 13, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
boba fett no competition.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 13, 2011, 10:24:59 PM
Spike spiegel vs Samurai jack?
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: shodan on October 13, 2011, 10:52:35 PM
although they are both followers of bushido, jack i think would win out of pure determination.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: daltysmilth on October 14, 2011, 08:42:37 AM
Luke Skywalker verses the Borg
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 14, 2011, 08:45:05 AM
You can only magic away so many enemies.  Also i would imagine they could learn to stop a really hot stick with a force field pretty quick.  After that Luke is just a guy in a zombie movie aka soon to be a zombie himself. 
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 14, 2011, 08:54:44 AM
agreed.  Borg wins.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: shodan on October 15, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
yea, if he had no help, then the Borg. if he had his son Ben and his niece Jaina, then i'd put my money of the Jedi.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: daltysmilth on October 16, 2011, 08:52:48 PM
Let's try another one--

John Linnell verses Sufjan Stevens... in a musical battle to determine the superior bard of songs about the 50 states.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Russell on October 16, 2011, 10:34:21 PM
John Wilkes Booth vs John Wayne Gacy
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 16, 2011, 10:49:11 PM
Booth:   Hasta la vista, Aby!
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Russell on October 16, 2011, 11:13:39 PM
Booth:   Hasta la vista, Aby!
Lenny vs Carl
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: shodan on October 16, 2011, 11:45:05 PM
carl
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Tripe on October 17, 2011, 04:03:19 AM
Let's try another one--

John Linnell verses Sufjan Stevens... in a musical battle to determine the superior bard of songs about the 50 states.
Well few people can sound worse than Stevens so, the other bloke.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Russell on October 18, 2011, 10:52:53 AM
Alien vs Benny Hill
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 18, 2011, 07:55:16 PM
Alien vs Benny Hill

I don't think Hill would be able to beat the xenomorph, he may be able to escape at top speed.

Now one for the Halloween season:

The Polergeist House Vs. the Amnityville Horror.  Also, how do houses fight?
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: shodan on October 18, 2011, 07:58:08 PM
Alien vs Benny Hill

I don't think Hill would be able to beat the xenomorph, he may be able to escape at top speed.

Now one for the Halloween season:

The Polergeist House Vs. the Amnityville Horror.  Also, how do houses fight?
the poltergeist house. and through possessed Realtors.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Russell on October 18, 2011, 10:02:27 PM
the poltergeist house. and through possessed Realtors.
Christina Hendricks vs Mister Tickle.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 20, 2011, 02:51:06 PM
I dont know who either of those are.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: shodan on October 20, 2011, 02:59:18 PM
neither do i.
Lemmy VS Angus Young
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 20, 2011, 05:40:52 PM
Lemmy he seems like he could keep his calm in a fight. 

Vash the Stampede versus batman in a fight to the death.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: shodan on October 20, 2011, 05:51:48 PM
Batman. he doesn't need guns to fight.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 20, 2011, 05:55:26 PM
Infinite luck vs Infinite skill?
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 20, 2011, 06:35:10 PM
I'd rather be skillfull than lucky any day!
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Russell on October 21, 2011, 07:40:20 AM
I dont know who either of those are.
You know, there is a thing called GOOGLE.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Sideswipe on October 21, 2011, 08:36:29 AM
I don't want to know who they are that badly.
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: D.B. Barnes on October 21, 2011, 09:13:41 AM
Missin' out!

(http://www.theperfectpleasure.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/185-Christina-Hendricks.jpg)

(http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123050/2240796/2270148/101012_CB_animatedgifofchristinahendricksbutt.gif)

BACK THAT UP!!!
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: daltysmilth on October 21, 2011, 09:52:17 AM
If Gunflyer was referring to Mr. Tickle from the "Mr. Man" series of characters, then I would have to declare him substantially the winner in that instance.

Now the theoretical battle posed by They Might Be Giants:  XTC verses Adam Ant!

Who would win?  Only one will survive!  Beatle-based Pop verses New Romantic: it is up to you, not history, to decide!
Title: Re: Who Would Win?
Post by: Russell on October 21, 2011, 10:28:56 AM
If Gunflyer was referring to Mr. Tickle from the "Mr. Man" series of characters, then I would have to declare him substantially the winner in that instance.
Now the theoretical battle posed by They Might Be Giants:  XTC verses Adam Ant!
Who would win?  Only one will survive!  Beatle-based Pop verses New Romantic: it is up to you, not history, to decide!
Is there another Mister Tickle besides the one from the Mister Men series? Besides, who doesn't want to see Christina
Hendricks laughing so hard it(theoretically) causes her dress to pop open and she falls on the ground writhing with her
tits jiggling everywhere?