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Title: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 03:38:17 PM
Yet another, but more specific question game.
I'll start with two options:

What's worse?
Riffing a Broadway Musical in the Theater itself?
or
Riffing a kindergarden play?

You give an answer, you give two options. Same for the next poster, and so on.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: AmazingThor on May 24, 2007, 09:41:52 AM
Riffing a Broadway musical. If you throw things at kidnergarteners, they throw it back.

Which is worse,

Watching "Being John Malkovich"
or
Being John Malkovich?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 09:54:27 AM
After Eragon?
Being John Malkovich.

Which is worse?
A melted chocolate bar in your pocket,
or
Melted skittles in your pocket?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: eclipt1c on May 24, 2007, 10:18:30 AM
Well considering I think only the coloring on the Skittles will melt, and you can NEVER really get melted chocolate out of anything, I'll go with melted chocolate.

Which is worse:

Dating Brittney Spears

or

Having to listen to Brittney Spears (assume that you wouldn't actually have to go to her concerts were you dating)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Pak-Man on May 24, 2007, 10:39:24 AM
Dating Brittany Spears. At least when you HEAR her, you can go home at the end of the day and drown it out with some good music. :^)

Which is worse?

Eating a plate full of liver,
or
Drinking a gallon of Diet Coke?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 11:09:05 AM
Drinking a gallon of Diet Coke. I LIKED liver before I turned from my omnivorous ways!

Being under the influence of Alcohol
or
Being under the influence of Love?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 04:51:58 PM
Love hurts, but Alchohol hurts worse the next day.

Eating armpit hair

or

Brushing your teeth with a used q-tip?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: eclipt1c on May 24, 2007, 06:55:49 PM
Even if the armpit hair was clean, I still wouldn't be able to get it down, and you wouldn't necessarily be able to taste the Q-Tip so long as it only touches the teeth.

Unbelievably freezing cold

or

Heat stroke inducing blazing heat
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:12:22 PM
Cold. I can't stand any temperature over 75 degrees farenheit.

Getting your toe pierced (through the bone and all,)
or
Getting your naughty bits pierced? (
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 06:46:00 PM
Any pain associated with naughty bits is scary enough...but there's something verrrry delicate about toe bones.

Getting kicked in the head by a mule

or

Having a professional Baseball pitcher throw a ball @ your genitals?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 06:52:32 PM
I've seen a mule close up. I like my head better than I like my spadoingle. Defenitely the Basketball attack.


Jumping the shark
or
Selling out?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:18:06 PM
Jumping, because there's nothing that can bring you back from that.

Sally Struthers

or

Pernell Roberts
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 07:24:01 PM
Struthers. Scary lady. Scary lady make me feel bad. SCARY LADY GO AWAY!


A man with no name showing up at your door
or
A horse with no name showing up at your door?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:33:25 PM
Horses can be tamed.

Sweating because of work

or

Sweating because you're fat.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 07:36:26 PM
As Churchill once said, "I may be working, but you're fat, and when I wake up tommorow, I'll be at rest." Or something like that.

Halle Berry's "African" accent in X-Men
or
Jessica Alba's "Blond" hair and skin tone in Fantastic Four?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:49:25 PM
Jessica should always remain brunette.

Faye Dunaway naked
 
or

Jane Fonda naked
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 08:33:19 PM
I've seen Fonda as a younger woman more. It would be more disturbing.

A seranade for your special someone by

Penn and Teller (just Penn, I suppose.)
or
Regis and Kelly?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 08:41:50 PM
At least Reg and Kelly can somewhat hold a tune.

Being beat up by Dustin Diamond

or

Ryan Seacrest?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 08:54:43 PM
Diamond. It would get less publicity.

Mike Nelson telling you that you suck
or
Your offspring telling you that you suck.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cibernético II on May 26, 2007, 09:02:54 PM
the kids, I would take any critique from Mike as a compliment


which is worse?

(http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/mcd-mcgriddle.gif)

or

(http://a1.vox.com/6a00c225277c078fdb00c22528ccf18fdb-320pi)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 09:07:56 PM
The jimmy dean monstrosities. Trying to combine corn dogs and breakfast is bad enough, and then they add chocolate chips. Yum!

A pissed off Thor standing at the foot of your bed one morning
or
A pissed off Aries standing at the foot of your bed one morning?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 09:20:03 PM
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I always say.

Being turned down by Claire Danes

or

Being turned down by Mary Kate Olsen
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cibernético II on May 26, 2007, 09:33:10 PM
MKO, I don't find those Olsens attractive at all. Claire Danes however? Definately out of my league

(btw, its a pig-in-a-blanket, not a corn dog)


(http://www.cornhuskerbeverage.com/images/drinks_bottle_bud_light.jpg)

or


(http://www.timesreporter.com/photos/May2007/0516gaspricesnet.jpg)



Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 05:49:36 AM
When you put it on a stick, it's a corn dog rip off.

Do you mean having to buy and use one or the other? The Bud would be worse, in my case. (Hindu's ain't sposed' to do the drinky-drinky.)
If I don't have to use either, the gas is worse.

World ending in Fire
or
World ending in Ice?


If you need some help deciding, here's the poem that inspired this:

Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

     -- Robert Frost
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cibernético II on May 28, 2007, 10:15:47 AM
world ending in fire
if I have learned anything from movies, somebody would eventually come and thaw us out of the ice


(http://static.firedoglake.com/2006/10/nancy_grace_036.jpg)

or

(http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/original/oreillyaugust26.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 10:25:01 AM
OReilly.  Not an original thought in EITHER head. But OReilly is more arrogant than anything.

Rush Limbaugh
or
Rosie O'Donnell
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 10:42:45 AM
Rosie. She's annoying, but she stops short of making my brain bleed, unlike Rush.


Limbaugh in a thong
or
Rosie in a thong?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2007, 10:50:37 AM
Rosie in a thong would be worse.   As a guy, the site of a fat guy in a thong would not bother me as I have seen worse at gyms.

Being forced to watch fake reality shows (survivor, big brother, amazing race, etc)

or

Being forced to watch fake talent shows (American Idol, Dancing with the Stars)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 12:28:03 PM
Reality Shows- They have a greater concentration of stupid than the talent shows.

Getting indesputable proof that the Creationists are right
or
Finding out that the government has made Creationism mandatory in schools?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 02:37:35 PM
Indisputable evidence...that's just scary

smelling constantly like week old socks

or

having that same taste in your mouth nonstop
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 02:39:14 PM
Taste. I can barely smell.

Chupacabra in your car
or
Angry Bigfoot in your car?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 02:41:58 PM
Chupa...although, I do know one of the Chupacabras from the "World Series of Pop Cultre Trivia" thingy...she's a pretty nice girl.

So...Bigfoot


Making a grizzly bear angry

or

Spitting on a pool of jumping piranahs?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 04:41:49 PM
Let's see... paw that can rip my face off.... 5 foot spitting distance...
Yeah, the piranahs. And I have a severe fear of fish!

Wearing edible underwear for a week straight
or
A 7 year old wearing hip huggers and a thong?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cibernético II on May 28, 2007, 04:44:27 PM
I assume I'm the one wearing the edible underwear

so um...

the underwear, my regular underwear would disintergrate if I wore for a week straight (I assume its not my kid)




(http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/CHB/pdBKCHB0001.jpg)

Madonnna's children's book


or

(http://www.cluas.com/images/music/album/paris-hilton.jpg)

Paris Hilton's music album
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 05:00:51 PM
Paris, at least we don't have to hear Madonna.

Ben Afflecks acting

or

Kevin Costner's ability to hold an accent.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 06:48:33 PM
Costner- Less sheer indignity per square foot.

Waking up in the middle of the night to hear your dog speaking to you in rapid, evil sounding latin
or
Waking up in the middle of the night to hear some random racoon singing to you "Ring Around the Rosy?"
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 06:56:16 PM
Raccoon...there's just something irritaing about 'Ring around the Rosie"



William Hung CD

or

Barney the dinosaur CD
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 07:24:58 PM
Barney's worse. I don't even know this Hung guy.

Seeing your movie end up on MST3K
or
Seeing your movie become really popular with the Japanese?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 08:09:46 PM
Japanese...who cares what they like?

(BTW...Hung is that godawful American Idol weirdo who sang "she bang' and wound up releasing a CD)

Dennis Franz's ass

or

Kathy Bates' boobs
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 08:32:57 PM
The boobs are worse. I'm as used to asses as I can get, I think, but... uhuhuuhggghhh.

Communism
or
Fascism?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 04:57:29 PM
Commies suck.

Jar Jar Binks

or

The sidekick from 'National Treasure'
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 05:11:45 PM
Jar Jar's worse. He has all the annoying of sidekick, plus racial steriotype, with a good wallop of hard to look at.

Aliens 4
or
X-Men 3?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:21:22 PM
Alien 4...I'm not sure why so many hate X3...It garnered my attention for under two hours...that's all I ask.

Hayden Christensen's acting

or

Antonio Bandares' acting
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 05:31:36 PM
You're... joking, right? Hayden's worse. He may even be worst. At the very least, Banderes is nicer to look at, and I'm a hetero male.

Reading
Hamlet
or
MacBeth?

Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:39:01 PM
No I wasn't, I despise Bandares

Hamlet, not enough nudity


Insomnia

or

Coma
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:21:51 PM
Insomnia- A coma by defenition is something you don't have to suffer through.

A finger in your soup
or
A chicken head in your McNuggets?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 06:25:07 PM
I'd prefer a chicken head. If there's a finger in my soup that means there's a fingerless guy in the kitchen spraying blood all over the rest of my food.

Backing up the toilet and flooding the bathroom with tainted water

or

Locking yourself out of the house on a cold night
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:27:28 PM
Getting locked out. My neibors suck.

Getting hunted by "Alien"
or
Getting hunted by Predator?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 06:31:21 PM
Alien, absolutely. Being hunted by a Predator means that you have the possibility of a quick death, whereas the alien might just drag you off and lay an egg in your chest.

Being hit by a '76 El Dorado

or

Being sucked into a jet intake (mind you, a man survived this once)

Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:34:53 PM
Jet intake would suck. (Heh!)

Losing the ability to
speak
or
hear?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 06:39:24 PM
Tough one. No one listens to me anyway, but I'd miss being able to yell threats at people. I might not miss hearing about Paris Hilton or the new Maroon 5 song, but I'd miss Motorhead. I guess I'd take losing speech.

Fighting in a medieval battle

or

Fighting in a modern battle
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:43:16 PM
Modern. Medieval battles had less confusion, (though much worse medical help.)

Time traveling and realizing you
can't change the past or the future
or
can change the past and future.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 06:45:45 PM
I'd rather not find out I warped the universe out of existance by not flushing the urinal in the past.

Shaving with an axe blade

or

Using a piece of saddle leather as toilet paper
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:50:18 PM
Saddle leather. I 'm terrible with shaving to begin with.

Knowing the day of your death
or
Remembering your birth?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 07:01:32 PM
Knowing the day...I'd hate the last minute stuff

Giving your grandmother a foot massage

or

Walking in on grandparents "doing it"
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 07:02:56 PM
Foot massage. It's long and drawn-out, while I can clench my eyes shut and go "LALALALALA!" to end the sight of the alternative quickly.

Being trapped in an elevator with Bono

or

Being trapped on a desert island with Alec Baldwin
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 07:08:27 PM
Desert Island. I don't trust him not to get fresh.

Forced to read War and Peace in one setting
or
Forced to read the Bible in one setting?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 07:27:51 PM
war and peace, it's longer and boringer

Getting beaten up by Michael Chickles

or

Getting sat on (the lap) by Rosie O'Donnell?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cibernético II on May 29, 2007, 09:33:34 PM
beaten up by Chiklis, I'm alot bigger than he is


(http://images.metacafe.com/thumb/341937/2495969/4/flash_player/2/carlos_mencia_on_terrorists.jpg)
Carlos Mencia


or


(http://www.louisck.com/louiegallery/louiegallery-Images/26.jpg)
Louis CK



Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 09:39:36 PM
CK. At least Carlos tries to make a point.

Drinking a Rockstar

or

Drinking a Red Bull
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 05:47:49 AM
Rockstar. Though all energy drinks are nasty.

Having to french kiss
Jabba the Hut
or
Pizza the Hut?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: AmazingThor on May 30, 2007, 08:02:35 AM
Jabba. Pizza tastes delicious.

Being raped by Rosie O'Donnel

Being raped by Rosie the Riveter.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:28:00 AM
ODonnel. It would be an honor to be raped by R. T. Riveter. Though not with the riveting gun, if that's what you mean. (Even then, O'Donnel's worse.)

Being stuck in "Final Fantasy 10"
or
Being stuck in "Half Life?"
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cibernético II on May 30, 2007, 08:39:49 AM
Half Life, in HL I might get my brain eaten. In FF10 I'd just have to wear a ridiculous outfit and take turns when attacking my enemies.



Tom Cruise being your life coach

or

Nick Nolte being your dietician
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:47:07 AM
I'd be worried about Tom biting me if I talked back.

A flesh and blood translation of
Little Orphan Annie
(http://www.psu.edu/dept/inart10_110/inart10/gif%20annie.GIF)Note the lack of pupils.
or
Ziggy?
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9c/200px-Ziggy-cartoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 05:42:47 PM
Ziggy...although a fat Verne Troyer would be good.


Getting kicked in the sack by George Lopez

or

Getting kicked in the sack by Burt Reynolds
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 06:20:58 PM
Reynolds. They say defeat at the hands of his mustach is the only true defeat.

A monster lurking outside the shower
or
A monster lurking under the bed?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 06:34:24 PM
Outside the shower...you're naked and wet!  At least in bed, if you're naked and wet...you just got done doing something very worthwhile.

Getting your spine ripped out by Predator

or

Getting your spine ripped out by Spieces!
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 30, 2007, 06:44:33 PM
Species. And than you very fucking much for making me think about what it would be like if a Predator chased me down and used me for sex.

Being seen on a Vespa
(http://www.tuscany-charming.it/IMAG/ITINERARI/museopiaggio/vespa.jpg)

or

Being seen at the Warped Tour
(http://www.orlandofloridaguide.com/entertainment/music/bands/ataris/The%20Ataris%20-%20Chris%200225.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 07:13:02 PM
Warped Tour...buncha emo/skater schmucks make me sick.

Driving a Kia

or

Driving an Impala
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 30, 2007, 07:45:57 PM
Driving a Kia, since I declare that the Impala in question is a '65.
(http://www.staginglight.com/images/cars/wripley.jpg)

Lord of the Rings fanchildren

or

Anime fanchildren
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 07:59:51 PM
Lord of the Rings cuz any argument with them ends with them saying: "because it just is, okay?!"


diarrhea

or

constipation
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 30, 2007, 08:02:15 PM
Constipation, because eventually you will explode.

Being stalked and attacked by a grizzly bear

or

Being swarmed by bees
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:03:36 PM
Bear. I don't have an allergy to bees, but I do have an allergy to having my face torn off.

Badd spelin
or
Bad; punctuation!
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 30, 2007, 08:07:59 PM
Bad punctuation because you can kind of figure out what someone means when they accidental misspelled something but it's alot harder to try and understand a big long string of endless text with no periods or commas or exclamation points or questions marks almost like the guy who wrote it actually took a deep breath and belted it all out in one long sentence just rambling out whatever came into his mind funny huh not really because it's really just a pain in the ass and even if he has something thoughtful to say you just can't goddamn make heads nor tails of it

Your computer crashing and sending all your school assignments into oblivion

or

Your car breaking down and stranding you in the middle of a traffic jam
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:13:09 PM
The computer. In traffic, you get almost as much pity directed at you as hate.

A Minnesota winter
or
A Florida summer?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 30, 2007, 08:21:59 PM
Florida summer. I wouldn't just have to put up with the sun and heat, but also with airheaded blonde girls talking about their tans and how their boyfriend is, like, such a jerk for leaving them on the beach while he went to the liquor store for a jug of tequila. Tequila, wooooo!
-Rob's hand involuntarily picks up a screwdriver and jabs it into his left thigh-



Having a 20something pagan (Wiccan, not a real pagan) woman ramble on to you about the evils of Christianity

or

Having a Christian fundamentalists ramble on to you about the evils of atheists
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:25:43 PM
As a kind of pagan, (to some Fundy Christians, at least,) I'd have to say the Fundies are worse. The Wikkans can at least be reasoned with at times.

A lifesize wax figure of
Keith Richards
or
Libarache
in your bedroom?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:31:05 PM
Libarace...he's too damn brigh with all that shiny crap!

The damn "{" symbol

or

The stupid "~" symbol?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:33:20 PM
}. We use tilde in Logic to mean "It is not the case that," and i rather like it.

Fergilicious
or
Keep Holding On?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:35:24 PM
Ferg...she's just annoying.

Anchovies
or
Chicken

on your pizza
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:38:59 PM
Chicken. I liked anchovies, to a point.

Wal Mart censoring their CDs
or
Sam Goody's muzak.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:41:18 PM
Wal Mart sucks and sucks hard.

watching golf on tv

or

watching bowling on tv
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:46:46 PM
Bowling. At least with gold, you're outside. Or rather, watching people outside.

Cold coffee
or
Warm soda?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 30, 2007, 09:24:39 PM
Cold coffee, mostly because I just don't like coffee.

Being constantly bored with nothing satisfying to do

or

Being constantly busy with no time to relax or have fun
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 05:42:58 AM
Damn, that's a tough one. I'd have to go with constantly busy as a worse option. I spend a lot of time in my head already.

Being hunted down by
Superman
or
Batman?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 09:30:22 AM
Super...his power is supernatural.

Dating "New York" from Flavor of Love

or

Dating Kathy Griffin
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 31, 2007, 09:31:43 AM
Kathy Griffin, both because I don't know who New York is and because I assume most of her screeching would be unintelligible to me anyway, whereas Kathy would drive me insane.

A splinter under your fingernail

or

One of those really thin cuts you cet from coke cans and box cutters
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 09:36:01 AM
Fingernail. I cringe whenever I think about fingernail injury, and I've happily recovered from slicing my hand on a tuna fish can.

Waking up a woman
or
Waking up sans your shpadoinkle?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 31, 2007, 09:38:21 AM
Absolutely waking up without my hydraulics, because if I wake up a woman I at least get three lovely consolation prizes.

Having fleas infest your house

or

Losing most of your furniture to the repo man
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 09:44:26 AM
Fleas. I just get the heebie jeebies thinking about that.

Getting trapped in a
musical
or
horror film?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 04:50:15 PM
musical, I can't sing.


getting slapped in the back of the head

or

getting slapped on the ear
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 07:50:32 PM
Ear.

Getting your lags broken ala Misery
or
Having to get it on with Annie Wilkes, from Misery.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 08:15:46 PM
Getting the legs broken...at least you can shower LOTS afterwards.

Helping a relative move who doesn't help out.

or

Having someone help you move, who doesn't help out.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 06:13:46 AM
I've done the former, and I think I'll go with the latter.

Being on the recieving end of
(http://www.zone-sf.com/images/godztokyo2.jpg)
or
(http://www.henshinonline.com/images/film-forum-50th_10.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Fuzzy Necromancer on June 01, 2007, 04:39:49 PM
Ghidorah. The lightning-breath seems to offer a better chance of having you take some time to die, wereas the radiation breath is guarenteed to either incenerate you before nerve endings can become active or give you superhuman powers.

Which is worse:

Watching one episode your least-favorite daytime television show or peeling the top layer of skin off your nose?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 05:29:43 PM
Peeling the skin...on the nose?? That's pretty damn hard to cover up and explain.

Getting told off by Tom Cruise or Rosie O'Donnell?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 01, 2007, 06:50:35 PM
Rosie, since her voice is more nasal and irritating, but frankly I can't take either of them seriously enough to feel threatened or offended.

Living in Tornado Alley

or

a hurricade-prone area?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 06:56:32 PM
Lived in the Tornado states. Been there, done that, got the home damage.
I think being wet and wind blown would be worse.


Weird AL
or
Eminem
screaming into your ear?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 07:07:43 PM
Eminem, at least AL has talent.

Being yelled at by Dr. Phil

or

Being serious w/Oprah
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 07:17:44 PM
The idea of Dr. Phil yelling at me is amazingly scary.

Becominga Werewolf
or
A Vampire?
(Assume that you lose control as a werewolf but keep it as a vampire.)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 01, 2007, 07:22:37 PM
Vampire, because then I'd have to wear goth makeup and become stunningly pretentious and self-absorbed. Werewolves are badass.

Being forced to fight in gladiatorial combat

or

Being shot down over enemy territory and hunted
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 07:28:49 PM
Gladiator combat. Because I would only kill on my own terms, and I accept that I may die on someone else's.

Heaven
or
Hell
if the Fundie Christians are correct about the structure and rules of the universe?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 01, 2007, 07:35:30 PM
Heaven, despair or torment is better than boredom.

Afterlife

or

Reincarnation
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 07:41:44 PM
Afterlife. At least reincarnation makes SOME sense.

Being teleported
into the void of deep space
or
into the deepest part of the ocean?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 01, 2007, 07:45:03 PM
Ocean, because I have a feeling that being crushed by the pressure would be more paintful of the two.

Being forced to wear clothes considered "fashionable" in the '80s or

or

the '70s
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 08:06:28 PM
I've done both, and 70s is more uncomfortable.

Watching all the MST3K movies without the guys.

or

Watching every episode of The Golden Girls in German
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 08:19:31 PM
German Golden Girls. I'd try not to watch, but my mind would try to figure out what was going on, and... ugh.

Living fast, dying young, and leaving a beutiful corpse,
or
Living slow, dying old, and leaving an unpleasant corpse?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 08:25:08 PM
the second one, that just sucks

Being a caveman

or

Looking like one
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: AmazingThor on June 01, 2007, 09:19:52 PM
Looking like one. At least  if you're a real caveman you get to hit people with clubs.

Worms
or
Ticks
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 06:02:11 AM
Worms, if you mean inside my body. Not fond of the idea of things feeding off of me that I can't just pull off/burn/chemically destroy.

Accidentally ordering a stripper for your daughter's birthday party (with plenty of kids and parents present)
or
Accidentally ordering a clown for your buddy's Bachelor Party.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cibernético II on June 02, 2007, 06:42:57 AM
ordering a clown
nobody likes a clown as it is, bring out a clown to a room full of drunk guys expecting a stripper is asking for trouble


weak cofee

or

cold french fries
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 07:04:22 AM
I hate coffee to begin with, so Cold Coffee sound like a little slice of Hell.

Being escorted to the afterlife by
The Grim Reaper
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/30/MPW-15350)
or
Anubis
(http://www.linsdomain.com/gods&goddesses/pictures/relief-anubis.jpg)
or
Yama?
(http://vahini.org/gallery/hall4/plaatjeshall4/yama.gif)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 06:34:38 PM
Ooooh a threefer! I vote Anubus cause he sounds closer to "anus" and that's never good.

Being drunk and trying to get laid

or

Having your genitals totally numb?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cibernético II on June 02, 2007, 10:12:27 PM
I hate coffee to begin with, so Cold Coffee sound like a little slice of Hell.


d'oh, cold coffee wasn't one of the options
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 05:39:48 AM
Like weak coffee would be any better.

Anyway, being drunk and trying to get laid, as that just sounds miserable. Unless you mean permanent numbness, by the way.

Dying in some mysterious way and
having Enquirer run a bunch of stories about you
or
having the New York Times run a bunch of stories about you?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 05:45:53 PM
The Enquirer...tabloids blow.

Having to drink curdled milk

or

eat moldy cheese.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:47:10 PM
Bad milk. I occasionally eat moldy cheese. I especially like Paladin Regina Blue.

Judi Dench in
A tube top and jeans
or
A micro mini skirt and T-shirt?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 08:02:28 PM
micro mini...that's just too much Judi skin to look at.

Snakes on a Plane

or


Snakes on a Train
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 08:52:34 PM
Snakes on a Train wouldn't be anything without Snakes on a Plane, paradoxally.

Having all the granite in the world turn to Gold
or
Have all the gold in the world turn into granite?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 05:53:48 PM
granite turning to gold. We need GOLD! Gold baby, GOLD!

Losing the remote control

or

losing electricity
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 05, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
Electricity, because then nothing works. Although I find it kind of refreshing to be honestly rid of the computer and TV for a fleeting minute or two.


Nosey neighbors

or

Trashy neighbors
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 07:34:17 PM
Nosey. When you mind your own business, you don't care about trashy neighbors.

Godzilla having testicles in the next film
or
Chris Tucker playing the main villain in Fantastic Four 3?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 05, 2007, 07:39:20 PM
Tough one. Giving Godzilla a big pair of cahones would only add to his attitude, while there's nothing that Chris Tucker can do to  F4's dignity that Jessica Alba hasn't already done. I'll go with Godzilla balls (it would be grotesque).


Being forced to sit through a movie with bad pop rock in the soundtrack

or

vapid, poorly-done orchestral music?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 07:52:04 PM
Pop rock. I'm getting desperate with Avril at this point.

DC Comics deciding to make Superman gay
or
Marvel Comics giving Storm and Black Panther matching afros?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:21:27 PM
Superman...he can't be gay!

Having Kevin Spacey fool you with a physical deformity

or

Having Anthony Hopkins fool you with psychology
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 08:38:47 PM
Hopkins. He's a good actor, but I'd mace him if he got within macing distance. Creepy fellow.

Brittish food
or
French hospitality?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:55:08 PM
british food...there's only so much bangers and mash one can eat before asking: "What the hell is this crap?"

(ps, I know what it is, I just like saying "What the hell is this crap?" to Brits)

Being forced to watch Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degeneres getting it on

or

Rossanne Arnold and Sandra Bernhard doing the same thing.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:53:20 AM
Arnold and Bernhard. More wrinkles, I'm guessing.

Finfing out that you're
God's next prophet
or
The Antichrist?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2007, 10:21:06 AM
God's next prophet, you'll end up nailed to something. As the AntiChrist at least you get some cushy living for a bit.

Being Surprised on a Maury Type Show with the news that you are the father

or

Being Surprised on a Jenny Jones type show with the news that somebody humiliating has a gay crush on you (or a straight crush depending on your sexuality)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 12:13:09 PM
Finding out I'm a father on a TV show. Why would i care who had a crush on me?

Give up an eye to get a glass cat eye
or
Give up a hand to get a scary claw?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2007, 12:24:54 PM
Finding out I'm a father on a TV show. Why would i care who had a crush on me?

There was a case were somebody cared enough to murder the one confessing the crush, which is why I specified that they be Humiliating.

Give up an eye to get a glass cat eye
or
Give up a hand to get a scary claw?
Give up the hand, My eye sight is terrible anyway and a cats eye might look kinda cool. I'd very much miss the sense of touch however.

Being compelled on pain of death to represent your country successfully in a sport you don't play

or

Being compelled on pain of death to represent you country successfully in a spelling bee in a language you don't speak.


Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 12:31:20 PM
Seeing as how I would die either way, the spelling bee would be worse. I could have fun with the sport thing- I'd just start randomly attacking my opponent. But I'd make it random, to keep him/her on his/her toes.

Live the last day of
John the Baptist
or
Judas Iscarot?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2007, 12:58:47 PM
John the Baptist because decapitation; no thanks. Plus I personally don't believe JI did anything wrong, as Howard Jacobson said "His only sin against Christ was facilitating his purpose"

Losing a hand to a waste disposal

or

Losing a foot to a man trap.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 01:07:53 PM
Garbage Disposal. It would sound less impressive than "I escaped from a deadly man trap, at the cost of my foot."

Agree to a blind date and find out she looks like
Son of Godzilla
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/23/200px-Minya.jpg)
or
An Alien Queen
(http://taz.3dvf.net/Taz_web/ptites_zimages/queen.jpg)
Keep in mind that their personalities are fairly normal.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: msmpls on June 06, 2007, 03:19:48 PM
Alien Queen. I think spooning would be rather uncomfortable.

a swarm of angry Africanized Honey Bees
or
a swarm of drunken Kevin Federlines
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 04:23:06 PM
Kevins...just because there's a cure for bee stings.

Being covered in a blanket of roaches

or

Fire ants
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:44:31 PM
Fire Ants. Roaches would leave me cleaner than I started, if that fact book was correct.

Being one of the thousand nameless thugs JAmes Bond kills in any given movie
or
Being the Number 2 man who gets killed in order to add a few more minutes to the film?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 05:46:43 PM
I think there's more dignity in being a thug who gets to both wield cool weapons and be killed by a hero, whereas the sidekick is just there to make the hero look better by comparison.

Eating pizza for the rest of your life

or

eating thick, beefy chili for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 05:51:49 PM
Chili...at least there's more variety potential w/pizza

Eating several of the bugs from 'Temple of Doom'

or

Getting kicked in the gut by Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:52:36 PM
Chuck Norris. Bugs I can handle.

Dying under a rain of Hydrocloric Acid
or
Dying with all but your face in a vat of boiling oil?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 05:56:35 PM
Acid...that would just be slow and painful

Having someone pluck out every hair on your body one by one.

or

getting a tattoo on your genitalia
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:58:16 PM
Shpadoinkle tatoo. Damn.

Gungans
or
Those little furry freaks from the earlier movies?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 06:01:09 PM
Gungans...so racially horrible.

Nightmare on Elm Street 5

or

Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:03:25 PM
I'm not even going to check IMDB to check if you're joking, but I'll go with Jason.

Bug soup
or
Chocolate Pizza. (Not dessert pizza, just chunks of chocolate on regualer pizza.)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 06:07:16 PM
Chocolate...since I'm allergic

Peanut butter and armpit hair sandwich

or

Saurkraut and booger sandwich
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:09:09 PM
S and B. That's bad on bad.

Shatner in Dancing with the Stars
or
Nemoy in Dancing with the Stars?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 06:12:14 PM
Shatner...he just would be out of place.

Breaking wind in church

or

Farting in the middle of your own wedding
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:14:14 PM
Well, wedding, of course, because you'd likely be IN A CHURCH.

Realizing after finishing half the bowl that IT'S NOT PUDDING
or
Feeling something rolling around in your boot and not being sure it's a rock?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2007, 06:27:15 PM
The pudding/not pudding cause I love entymology.

rolling over the moring after to discover Rosie

or

rolling over the moring after to discover The Donald

oh and

Gungans...so racially horrible.

(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5504/bo070429ob1.gif)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cibernético II on June 06, 2007, 06:37:12 PM
Rosie.
Donald might give me money to keep me from saying anything.


slim jims

or

corn nuts
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2007, 06:48:57 PM
Slim Jims; Broken crowns are preferable to ingesting beef lips.

Fred Thompson
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Arthur_-2-.jpg)
or

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Executive_Assistant_District_Attorney_Jack_McCoy_-_Sam_Waterston.jpg)
Sam Waterson as the model for your life drawing class
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 07:23:29 PM
Gotta go with Fred. I could at least have fun drawing Sam's eyebrows.

A dozen myspace brats asking you to add them

or

A dozen otaku whatevers talking at you about anime.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2007, 07:30:59 PM
The Otaku cause I have a Myspace page but I can't remember how to get into it.

This preacher (http://youtube.com/watch?v=AVRhe5zm4c8) or this one (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KzTikg0z9jw) officiating at your kids first communion
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 08:17:52 PM
The swearer. Farts are at worst stinky.

Jehova's Witnesses
or
Cthulu's Witnesses
soliciting at your door?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 05:54:35 AM
JWs The acolytes of the inhabitant of R'leyh are often pretty addled and easy to get rid of, the JWs not so much.

The remake of Bedazzled
or

The remake of The Ladykillers
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:59:16 AM
Bedazzled. Ladykillers was actually pretty good, from some reviews.

Someone talking right behind you during the climactic moment of
Transformers
or
Fantastic Four?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 06:09:42 AM
Transformers because I imagine I'll be having a difficult time hearing anything anyway what with all the explosions and all.

Having to eat your own weight in Prairie Oysters

or

Having to drink your own volume in Thai Fish Sauce
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 06:33:21 AM
Fish Sauce. (Plus, you never said, "In one sitting.")

Being dropped, (with a parachute) in any random place in
The Middle East
or
Africa?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 04:42:51 PM
The Middle East...at least Africa has some cool lions and elephants and giraffes and stuff.

Having something in your eye

or

Having a booger you can FEEL, but just can't get!
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:22:06 PM
The eye. I have yet to get bested by a booger.

Watermelon dipped in chocolate
or
Tomato dipped in chocolate?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:27:05 PM
tomato...that's just a little grosser

chocking on a bile
or
choking on snot
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:33:28 PM
Bile. It's acidic.

A post apocoliptic future
or
A screwed up attempt at a Utopia future?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:36:44 PM
post apoctlyptic...nothing but deser? yuck

Passionately kissing Ellen Degeneres on film

or

Completely making out with Rosie O'Donnell?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 06:35:18 PM
I've noticed that a lot of yours come down to passione with Ellen or Rosie.

I'd say Rosie, anyway.


Your town attacked by a
Giant Octopus
or
A Legion of Aggresive Rabbits (Not Monty Python style, but aggresive.)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 07, 2007, 06:52:54 PM
Octopus. I think I'd have a hell of a time swatting at the rabbits with blunt objects, driving cars through them, dropping heavy weights on them, sertting them on fire... and we'd be eating rabbit for a while.

The KKK staging a march through your town

or

a horde -50 at least- of hippies on their way to a concert setting up camp in your neighborhood
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 06:57:25 PM
Hippies, actually. Thet make more of a mess, generally, and the Clan knows better than to try something in Ozaukee.

Chris Tucker
or
Chris Rock?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 07:00:19 PM
Chris Tucker without a doubt, Chris Rock actually has some good stuff.

Being locked in It's a Small World After All

or Captain EO

overnight while they are left running.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 07:04:30 PM
Small World.

The Bridge Scene
or
The Snowboarding Scene
from Fantastic Four?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 07, 2007, 07:12:02 PM
Snowboarding. It took a movie that smelled like shit already and sprayed it with the stench of extreme sports.

Lugging armor and a shield around a Renaissance Faire all day

or

working at the turkey leg at a Renaissance Faire all day
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 07:17:04 PM
Turkey. I have kitchen experience, and i dispise the "Knight in Shining Armor" thing. THOSE FRENCH IDIOTS WERE NEXT TO USELESS IN BATTLE!

Losing your genetelia completely,
or
Changing your sex/gender?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 07:17:44 PM
Losing them


Shaving Robin Williams back hair

or

Plucking Hillary Swanks mustauce
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 07:24:57 PM
Robin Williams. Swank's still hot, whatever.

Jumping
Down a bluff
or
Off a cliff?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 07:36:55 PM
Depends on how fat Cliff is. LMAO

Getting smothered by George Wendt's stomach

or

John Goodman's stomach?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 08:06:32 PM
Hari-kari. I'm cheating this one.

Waking up with Cloud Hair
(http://gallery.xenmobile.com/images/anime/finalfantasyac001.jpg)
or
Waking up with No Hair?
(http://www.hyperionbooks.com/authors/martin1.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 10, 2007, 11:04:50 AM
No hair.  At least with Cloud hair, you can throw on a shirt with one sleeve and invade an Anime convention.  People will just "wow" you for being able to pull off the look without the use of a wig.

Losing a high-paying job for a stupid reason
     or...
Working at a Wal-Mart for less than minimum wage?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 11:13:04 AM
Dang, that's a tough one.
The high paying job. Knowing me, it'd be more stressful. I can't stand being a victim of stupidity.

Being blamed entirely for
"Godzilla" (American Version)
or
"Van Helsing"

Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 04:17:12 PM
Godzilla...that was awful and so many MORE levels

Getting beaten up by Doc Ock

or

Venom?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 05:48:17 PM
Venom. He's a bit too... grabby?

Having your town attacked by
13 Griffins
or
A Dragon?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 07:56:55 PM
I take it you mean Griffin Dunne, right?  I'll go with that one.

Eating Pizza Hut for the rest of your life,
or

Hungry Howies
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 08:36:09 PM
I don't know who Humgry Howie is, but I need to drink about half my weight in water every time I eat P Hut, so PH is worse.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2007, 05:15:50 AM
I don't know who Humgry Howie is, but I need to drink about half my weight in water every time I eat P Hut, so PH is worse.

Hungry Howie's is a Pizza chain whose logo is either a kid puking or recently garroted

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/HungryHowiesPizza2.gif)

They recently had a ventriloquist doll version of Howie in their ads and I've always found those creepy; they might as well rename the chain Magic Pizza

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/Magic_DVD_cover.JPG)

I'll go with HH; I can live with the crappy Pizza Hut stuff.

OK

Condescending Special Needs Grand Slam (http://www.snopes.com/glurge/chush.asp)

Or

Prayer deflects a rape to somebody else (http://snopes.com/glurge/rapestop.asp)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2007, 05:35:09 AM
Rape Deflection through Prayer. That's a basic perversion.

Being forced to listen to
"Genius in France" by Weird Al
or
"I'm With You" by Avril Levigne
for 2 hours straight?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2007, 05:45:06 AM
Le-Vig-Nee without a doubt, horrible horrible horrible

Living for the rest of you life with a tv that only gets QVC

Or Lifetime?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 11, 2007, 05:56:20 PM
Lifetime, at least funny things potentially happen on live TV

Having your eyelids permanently open

or

Having your nostrils permanently shut
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2007, 07:26:41 PM
The eyelids. Closed nostrils don't hurt like a summbitch.

Having to preform in a production of "Grease" in front of a huge audience without any prior practice or memorization of lines
or
Having to hear "Summer Days" for a 2 full days through?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2007, 07:36:04 PM
The 2 hours of Summer Nights cause as a stage musical Grease stinks to high heaven

Being the Child of
(http://www.cuttingedge.be/images/media/gordonramsey_gordon.jpg)

or
(http://www.moviemaze.de/galerie/baldwin_alec02.jpg)

Alec Baldwin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMnoaBH1g4&mode=related&search=)

Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2007, 07:38:24 PM
I have no idea who the guy on the top is, and i already kinda look like a Baldwin, so I'll go with "The Anonymous Cracker."

Being abducted by
Aliens
or
Elvis
or
Bigfoot?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2007, 07:50:48 PM
I have no idea who the guy on the top is
Here he is, imagine his kids trying to bring him a less than perfect cooked breakfast:
[yt=425,350]THiqQ0JNUU4[/yt]

Oh and Sassquatch is the worst abductor cause I'm a tad hirsute, it might fall in love.

Being a Red Shirt  or an Imperial Storm trooper.

Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2007, 07:58:06 PM
Red Shirt. If I'm going to die nameless, I want to do it in armor, not uncomfortable pajamas.

Being turned into a
Mouse
or
Frog?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2007, 07:59:43 PM
A mouse, at least as a frog I might meet some hot little royal bint.

Losing your sense of taste or balance?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2007, 08:06:41 PM
Balance. Gotta be able to get around.

Being hunted down by
The Easter Bunny
or
Santa?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 12, 2007, 07:05:14 PM
Easter Bunny, at least Santa is jolly.

Laughing for 24 hours straight

or

One long 24 hr fart.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 12, 2007, 09:43:23 PM
Laughing. That could kill me, whereas the 24 hour fart would just mean that I'd have to spend a day in the woods, alone. (Not at a camp site: too much open flame.)

Being trapped overnite in "Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory"
or
Being trapped overnite in a house full of zombies?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 13, 2007, 04:46:52 PM
Zombies...cause at least you could kick the Oopa Loompas asses.

Spending all day listening to

Martin Lawrence

or

Chris Tucker?

test out new 'jokes'
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 13, 2007, 05:10:24 PM
Tucker. Martin's voice can't kill a rat from 3 yards.


Sleeping with
Scary looking 3rd "Star Wars" movie Natalie Portman
or
Scary insane cult member "V for Vendetta" Natalie Portman?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 13, 2007, 07:49:46 PM
V for Vendetta Nat, whatever she looks like in Episode 3 she still has hair. Shaven heads on a girl aren't hot in my book (Sinead O'Connor is actually steaming when she has hair)

Incurable Athletes Foot

or

Incurable eczema.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Hazzah on June 13, 2007, 07:54:19 PM
The foot...when the toes itch, blood will flow.

A marathon of William Shatner records

or

Leonard Nimoy poetry?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 13, 2007, 07:57:28 PM
Shatner. Poetry is easy to ignore.

Waking up to find yourself looking exactly like
a Gungan
(http://www.futura-sciences.com/uploads/tx_oxcsfutura/comprendre/d/images/631/le_gungan.jpg)
or
a Ferengi?
(http://monstersarcasmrally.typepad.com/monstersarcasmrally/images/ferengi.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 13, 2007, 08:00:41 PM
Ferengi, I know the ladies would appreciate that Gungan tongue >:D

Having to listen to nothing but Prog Rock for the rest of your life

Or

Avaunt Guard Classical

Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 06:32:11 AM
Prog Rock. I'm okay with decoding classical.

Being stuck in an endless
Comic Book Convention
or
Magic: The Gathering Tournament?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 14, 2007, 06:45:04 AM
Tragic the Gathering: There's the off chance I might see a cute little cosplay girl or two at the comic con.

Foil on a filling

or

Fingers down a blackboard
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 07:09:14 AM
Foil. I can handle chalkboard.

Having to french kiss
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
(http://www.3dimages.co.uk/gallery/d/617-2/Creature+exBLagoon.jpg)
or
Yoda?
(http://www.starwars-tw.com/story/character/jedi/yoda-ep2.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 14, 2007, 08:32:14 AM
Yoda. At least the Creature wouldn't ever say anything.

having a hand replaced with a hook

or

having both legs replaced with pegs
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 08:59:25 AM
Assuming I could choose the hand, I'd say the peg legs would be worse.

Being the last person on Earth, period
or
Being the last Human Being on an Earth now populated by zombies?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 14, 2007, 09:22:39 AM
I think I'd rather slowly go insane from loneliness than have my flesh torn still warm and red from my body.

chugging 3 jugs of maple syrup in a row

or

snorting a big long line of cinnamon
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: dignan on June 14, 2007, 09:32:58 AM
Tucker. Martin's voice can't kill a rat from 3 yards.


Sleeping with
Scary looking 3rd "Star Wars" movie Natalie Portman
or
Scary insane cult member "V for Vendetta" Natalie Portman?

I'm just gonna back up here and counter with 3rd Star Wars Portman, cause DAMN Natalie looked hot bald. 
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 11:52:47 AM
The cinnamon lines. Sensitive nose. Hardier stomach.

Find yourself the subject of a 50's translvanian Mob's anger
or
The 50's movie Frankenstien's Monster's anger?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 14, 2007, 12:51:37 PM
The mob has gotta be worse... Frankenstien is relatively slow... but if he does catch you, I'm sure you'll be broken in half relatively quick and painlessly. The mob is gonna mess you up with multiple pitchforkings and whatnot.

purposely popping up the collar on your polo shirt

or

purposely putting a Calvin pissing on something decal on your car
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 01:36:42 PM
Calvin. At least wearing a polo shirt with a flipped up collar could be mistaken for ironic or something.

Shaking what you think is a rock from your hiking boot only to find out it's actually a toe
or
Taking off your hiking boot because it feels to tight only to find that you have grown what is unmistakably an 11th toe.
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 14, 2007, 07:28:14 PM
Ooh, good one. I'd say I'd prefer to lose a toe since it would be harder to find shoes that fit with an extra one.

Camping in the woods and waking up to find a rattlesnake coiled asleep between your legs

or

running out of water and being forced to drink from a gooey, brackish pond
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Animals don't like me and you have a chance of not getting sick/getting sick slowly with mucky water, so the Rattler is the worse option.

Trapped in a town of
hillbillies
or
hippies?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 14, 2007, 07:49:49 PM
Hippies, moonshine is potentially more exciting than granola

After setting up camp in what you thought was a deserted clearing: Opening your tent in the morning to be confronted by
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/05/images/0827_wirepredators.jpg)
A Grizzly Bear or
(http://www.cmen.info/images/jm09030112.JPG)
a naturist convention
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 08:10:24 PM
Grizzly. "Getting mauled by a Grizzly Bear is far worse than having to see a bunch of ding-a-lings," as Mom always says.

Permanent death by a
Werewolf
or
Vampire?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Tripe on June 14, 2007, 08:15:23 PM
As long as we're talking classical vampire(the tiny puncture holes not the rip your throat out kind), werewolf. The vampire leaves a mostly pale and good looking corpse

A permanent cough

or a never ending sneezing fit?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 08:19:41 PM
The sneezing fit would be worst by far. Lots of people get by with chronic coughing, nobody gets by with constant sneezing.

The screams of innocent children
or
"Boyfriend" by Avril Levigne?
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Cosmic Muse on June 22, 2007, 07:46:51 PM
I don't know who Humgry Howie is, but I need to drink about half my weight in water every time I eat P Hut, so PH is worse.

Hungry Howie's is a Pizza chain whose logo is either a kid puking or recently garroted

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/HungryHowiesPizza2.gif)

They recently had a ventriloquist doll version of Howie in their ads and I've always found those creepy; they might as well rename the chain Magic Pizza

Boy Hungry Howie looks really hungry if you asked me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8erAINADR0
Title: Re: Which Is Worse?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 26, 2013, 04:08:56 AM
Screams of Innocent Children.  Yup, you can't beat a classic.

The Wicker Man remake

or

The Day the Earth Stood Still remake