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Title: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 23, 2007, 02:02:46 PM
I figured we could try this classic "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" game on here, and see how it goes.  Basically it works just like on "Whose Line", only in text format.  Someone comes up with a topic for the "World's Worst" something-or-other, and the next poster has to come up with examples of it.  I'll start with this topic:

World's Worst Cola Advertising Slogans



Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 02:10:14 PM
Fizzy Brown Corn Syrup Water!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 23, 2007, 02:13:50 PM
"Fresh From Junkyard's Eyes"

Heh.  See how I worked something in from another topic?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 02:18:38 PM
Ewwwwwwww.......

"It Should Taste Like Chocolate, But Doesn't!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sideswipe on May 23, 2007, 05:54:57 PM
Coca Cola, it used to have cocaine in it, who knows, maybe it still does.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Cibernético II on May 23, 2007, 06:19:18 PM
"Hey! That's a really pretty label!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 06:20:47 PM
Grape Soda- Proudly tasting anything like real grapes for 50 years!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 23, 2007, 06:22:50 PM
"Coca-Cola: Just think thick, sticky and sweet"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 06:29:58 PM
Diet Coke: Goes great with Mentos!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sharktopus on May 24, 2007, 12:09:57 AM
"If It Cleans Pennies Imagine What It's Doing To Your Insides"

Great idea, Dalty!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 24, 2007, 02:00:53 AM
Pop Gun:  Go eat a bullet... of flavour!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 04:55:51 AM
Coca Cola: No Wonder You're So Fat!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: PsypherPunk on May 24, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
"Coca Cola: Brown water that makes you fat."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 05:26:47 AM
I think yours beats mine, Psypher.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: PsypherPunk on May 24, 2007, 05:44:45 AM
I think yours beats mine, Psypher.

Oops. Great minds an' all  ;)

How about a change of pitch: World's Worst Star Trek Episode Title!

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 05:58:34 AM
Hmmm...
"Sclerosis Testing Day"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: PsypherPunk on May 24, 2007, 06:05:13 AM
"The Naked Scotty Time"  or "City on the Edge of France"  :)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 06:33:20 AM
"Vulcan Singing Disease"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: SwiftJ on May 24, 2007, 07:13:17 AM
"Spock's Balls"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:25:59 AM
Thinking of Kirk's "first contacts,"
"Space Herpes"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sharktopus on May 24, 2007, 07:28:59 AM
"Balance Of Checkbooks"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 24, 2007, 08:36:59 AM
"Further Beatings by Finnegan"

"Kirk and Spock go to this Planet were miners are being killed by an alien, but it turns out to be friendly so everything's cool"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: SwiftJ on May 24, 2007, 08:39:42 AM
"For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched Myself"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 08:44:56 AM
"A Very Star Trek Christmas"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: AmazingThor on May 24, 2007, 09:31:33 AM
"Attack of the Evil Twins (and you know they're evil because they have goatees)"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 10:34:08 AM
The trouble with this subject is, the more absurd the title, the more I want to see the episode.

"Kirk to the Future" better known as "Janeway's Seduction."




See what I mean?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Steve-O on May 24, 2007, 11:52:45 AM
"Green Chicks"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 12:13:17 PM
Okay, I'm gonna try for a new one:

World's Worst Children's Toys:

The See-Circular-Saw
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Don W on May 24, 2007, 12:54:00 PM
Jabby - The razor sharp porcupine
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bob on May 24, 2007, 12:57:22 PM
Running with Scissors board Game
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: SwiftJ on May 24, 2007, 01:23:05 PM
My First Taxidermy Kit
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: msmpls on May 24, 2007, 03:26:28 PM
Slutz
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 04:48:50 PM
Monopoly: Special STD Collector's Edition!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sharktopus on May 24, 2007, 06:31:10 PM
Fire Ant Farm
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 06:35:48 PM
Caligula: The Game!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:15:33 PM
Fisher Price Slaughter House
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 07:20:32 PM
Horny Horny Hippos!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:25:02 PM

My First Transvestite Kit
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 07:29:55 PM
I have to change it...


World's Worst Restaurant Name!


Choke 'em Down!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:34:22 PM
Totally Tofu!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sharktopus on May 24, 2007, 07:44:50 PM
Pizza Hut
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 24, 2007, 07:51:24 PM
Squat, Gobble 'N Thrust
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sharktopus on May 24, 2007, 07:53:46 PM
Lube Express

Squat, Gobble 'N Thrust

Ponderosa?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 24, 2007, 08:01:53 PM
Actually I think that name goes better with a chain of family restaurants called
(http://www.visitdanville.com/upload/images/Ryans_Logo.jpg)

There used to be one that we'd pass on the way to the shopping center and there'd be a line stretching halfway around the building full of the fattest people I've ever seen in the real world.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 24, 2007, 08:12:11 PM
Planet Decatur, Ohio
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 24, 2007, 09:01:46 PM
Soft Muzak Cafe
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Post by: Pak-Man on May 25, 2007, 01:16:42 AM
[yt=425,350]5Ar9_cagb_8[/yt]
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 25, 2007, 05:18:55 AM
The Salmonella Factory

Nothin' But Cabbage
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2007, 05:30:23 AM
Actually I think that name goes better with a chain of family restaurants called
(http://www.visitdanville.com/upload/images/Ryans_Logo.jpg)

There used to be one that we'd pass on the way to the shopping center and there'd be a line stretching halfway around the building full of the fattest people I've ever seen in the real world.

God, I used to live in Tulsa, Ok for awhile and there was one there too.   Every mouth-breather in town took their brood of kids there.   I can just imagine all the little tykes sticking their grubby hands in the food as they went down the line.

Anyway......

"The Spotted Dick"   (it's and english food)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: AmazingThor on May 25, 2007, 09:43:03 AM
Actually I think that name goes better with a chain of family restaurants called
(http://www.visitdanville.com/upload/images/Ryans_Logo.jpg)

There used to be one that we'd pass on the way to the shopping center and there'd be a line stretching halfway around the building full of the fattest people I've ever seen in the real world.

God, I used to live in Tulsa, Ok for awhile and there was one there too.   Every mouth-breather in town took their brood of kids there.   I can just imagine all the little tykes sticking their grubby hands in the food as they went down the line.

Anyway......

"The Spotted Dick"   (it's and english food)

Haha. I used to live a block away from that Ryans. I ate there at least once a week and gained like 30 pounds in a month. You can get a 10oz sirloin and all you can eat buffet for $7.99. Yum!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Steve-O on May 25, 2007, 11:23:58 AM
Rustler Dan's Lips 'n' Hocks Roundup
Menudo King
The Anorectal Fistula Cafe
Happy Endings Creamy Boba Smoothie Bar
Haggis & Things
Dahmer's
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 25, 2007, 12:30:44 PM
Let's try an abrupt topic shift to:

World's Worst Things To Have As The Headline In Your Profile At A Dating Site

I'll start with:

"The Doctor Says I Don't Have Headlice Anymore"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sharktopus on May 25, 2007, 12:41:45 PM
42 Year Old Virgin Seeks 18 Year Old Slut
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 25, 2007, 02:18:19 PM
SWM Out of Prison After 20 Yrs and Looking For Fun!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 06:43:50 PM
MWM seeking same
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 06:47:55 PM
SWM Grand High Wizrd seeking screw. No fatties or coloreds.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 06:50:33 PM
Moving! Must sell all crack, cocaine, and heroin! No reasonable offer refused!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 07:02:48 PM
Trying a new one:

World's Worst Boxing Matches


Mohammed Ali vs A Box of Kittens
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:30:05 PM
Oscar De La Hoya vs. Gary Coleman
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 07:41:57 PM
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson vs Stephen Hawking.  (Steve'll get back at him at the chess match next week.)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:53:31 PM
Mike Tyson vs. Dustin Diamond.

(Diamond just deserves an ass whoopin....so I'll change it)

Mike Tyson vs. Eli Wallach
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 08:26:34 PM
Fleas vs Dog
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 08:36:09 PM
Carrot Top vs. Steven Wright
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 08:41:15 PM
Predator vs Jason (Once you rip someone's spine and brain out, it's over. Don't care what kinda healing power you have.)
Aliens vs Freddy (The Xenomorphs don't dream- They just kill.)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 08:42:33 PM
Predators vs. Mogwai

Weak mogwai HA!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 08:52:15 PM
Galactacus vs George Bush
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 09:16:00 PM
Donkey Kong vs. Nemo
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 26, 2007, 09:26:15 PM
Batman verses a small patch of brown liquid.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 09:31:34 PM
Iceman vs The Icicle (At that point it's just two scrawny guys in tights wrestling.)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 09:43:15 PM
Pinocchio vs. Balto
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 05:53:12 AM
The Pope vs Starving African Child
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 02:01:02 PM
Johnny Cash vs. DJ Qualls
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 05:05:28 PM
The Grim Reaper vs Yama vs Anubis

Nevermind, that could be awsome.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 06:06:36 PM
Willy Wonka vs. a group of Oompa Loompas
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:10:29 PM
Stupidity vs Reason
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 06:16:29 PM
Wolverine vs. a cockatoo
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:38:23 PM
An Ent vs Frodo
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 06:44:26 PM
A scorpion vs. an Elephant
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:54:42 PM
Okay,

Worst Name For A Kid's Anime Cartoon

Schoolgirl and Tentacle Adventures
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 07:14:25 PM
I was just going to change it to Worlds Worst Video Game Titles...but next time I 'spose...


FooKu!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 07:27:17 PM
Actually, can we go with yours?  Mine kinda sucks.

Worlds Worst Video Game Titles

Retirment Home Ointment Adventure!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: SwiftJ on May 28, 2007, 09:18:04 AM
RiffTrax : The Game
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 10:20:46 AM
Proctology 2!

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 28, 2007, 10:43:02 AM
Watching Grass Grow X-Treme!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 10:43:17 AM
Kazoo Hero!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 02:33:36 PM
Adventures with Hedge Trimmers!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 02:40:14 PM
Adventures in Babysitting for Xbox
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 03:42:41 PM
Gardening: The Video Game!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 04:38:16 PM
Dave Barry vs Stone Phillips
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 04:59:18 PM
Is that a boxing match, or video game? lol


Super Baldwin Brothers!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 28, 2007, 05:00:28 PM
Halo 3: You Still Don't Get To Save Earth
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 05:03:14 PM
Hospital Janitor Adventures.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 06:51:14 PM
Halo Kitchen Saftey Educational Game.
"The best defense against alien parasites and burns is to wear oven mitts. Can you find the oven mitts?"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 06:56:55 PM
Sim Hangnail
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Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 07:27:04 PM
Peewee's Movie Theater Adventures
(You're lucky if you don't happen to get that one.)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 08:11:20 PM
Adventures in Insurance Paperwork!

plus:

Accounting Extravaganza!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 08:31:04 PM
Kicking Orphans!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 04:56:10 PM
Piano Tuner 3: The Organ!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 05:10:01 PM
Extreme Gardener
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:19:26 PM
Ironing!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 05:20:11 PM
Horse Grooming 3-D
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:26:50 PM
Super Knife Sharpning!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:28:32 PM
Worst Idea For A Sequel

To start with, an easy one: Titanic 2
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 06:32:24 PM
Gladiator 2

wait...
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:36:12 PM
Hot Shots Part 3
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 06:58:03 PM
American Beauty 2
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 07:09:03 PM
LXG 2
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 07:30:05 PM
Star Wars Episode 3.5: Puberty of Luke Skywalker
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 29, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
How To Make Another American Quilt

And the integral third part of the trilogy

American Quilt III: How To Make An Australian Quilt


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Two Fridays After This Coming Friday

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Apollo 14
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 07:38:14 PM
Rocky VII: Rocky Jr!

Rambo V: Rambo Jr!

Junior II: Junior Jr!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Cibernético II on May 29, 2007, 09:46:05 PM
V for Vendetta 2: Velectric Voogaloo
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 09:47:50 PM
Lord of the Rings: They All Get Old and Die.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 05:46:09 AM
I Still Know What You Did That Summer About a Decade Back

The 40 Steps
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 05:31:20 PM
41 Year Old Horndog


12 more angry men!

Smokin Deuces!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 05:58:24 PM
301

3 Men and a Menopausal Woman
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 06:26:56 PM
Ocean's 18

When a Stranger Calls Back Yet AGAIN!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:18:14 PM
A Hard Day's Night 2- Paul McCartney out on the town!

Spice World 2
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:25:27 PM
Bats 2

Speed 3: In a closet!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:26:43 PM
Frankenstien Unbound 2 (No real joke here, it just was a bad movie.)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:31:53 PM
Amazon Women on the Moon 2: Amazon Women on Uranus!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:52:17 PM
Bubba Ho Tep 2: Zombie Elvis



....



Actually, that would be awsome, especially as Cambell would do it.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 31, 2007, 08:54:57 AM
Actually, Sir Bruce is working on a prequel to Bubba Ho-Tep.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 09:34:31 AM
American History Y: The Second Assignment
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 09:37:54 AM
Dreamcatcher 2
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 31, 2007, 10:01:18 AM
Here's one my friend Jason came up with a few years ago:

Schindler's List 2: Schindler Gets Listless

Oskar Schindler gets bored with helping the jews in Nazi Germany, so he goes on vacation to Hawaii.  The film is all in black and white, except for Schindler's Hawaiin shirt, which is in color.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Nunyerbiz on May 31, 2007, 10:08:08 AM
Independence Day 2: Cinco de Mayo

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2007, 11:18:19 AM
Feeders 3:   The Search for a Filming Permit
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 11:24:37 AM
Child's Play 6: Retirement of Chucky
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Nunyerbiz on May 31, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on May 31, 2007, 12:52:48 PM
Let's change things up a bit with:

World's Worst Excuses For Needing A Hug

"I couldn't find any staples and had to use a paperclip."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 02:17:55 PM
"I just found out I have a highly contagious disease."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2007, 05:01:49 PM
"I just slaughtered an entire villiage, women and children too"

Good old Anakin refereneces
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 05:29:59 PM
"Who's hungry?"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 07:40:45 PM
I need a big old handful of fat. C'mere.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 08:11:31 PM
"Who wants me to girate against them for a bit, huh?"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: SwiftJ on June 01, 2007, 06:30:59 AM
This priapism is killing me.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: msmpls on June 01, 2007, 10:07:19 AM
can we do a new one?

Hows about: World's Worst Places to Take a Busload of Kindergarteners
Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Tripe on June 01, 2007, 11:17:09 AM
The Neverland Ranch
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on June 01, 2007, 11:19:06 AM
A candy store followed by a tour of a hospital's sleep lab.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 01, 2007, 11:25:44 AM
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bob on June 01, 2007, 11:29:45 AM
Jacques House of Escargo Eatery
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: SwiftJ on June 01, 2007, 11:47:37 AM
Blindy McSightless's Pointed Stick Museum
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 03:45:06 PM
Big Bob's Gun And Ammo. 

Our slogan is: "At Big Bob's...EVERYBODY shoots!"

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 07:18:31 PM
Big Open Meat Grinders with No Railings Co.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 07:56:15 PM
The Museum of All Sharp Things!

FREE SAMPLES!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 06:15:44 AM
Tasmanian Devil Petting Zoo
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 07:36:38 AM
Great White Shark World

Now...without cages!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 07:38:17 AM
A Comic Book Convention. (Sweaty nerds, half dressed women, and booths selling weapons. It's worse than anything I can make up.)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 07:39:50 AM
Speaking of which:

Come to SWEATVILLE!  It's sorta like a waterpark, but...a bit different.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 07:47:19 AM
Scrapbook World!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 06:39:06 PM
I vote for another one...

Worlds Worst description for a movie....


Die Hard...

A guy, a building...stuff happens
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Cibernético II on June 02, 2007, 10:17:05 PM
Mission: Impossible

Tom Cruise plays Tom Cruise in a world that doesn't have enough Tom Cruise. Non-Tom Cruise attempts to steal Tom Cruise from the Tom Cruiserment, but there's one thing he didn't count on the Tom Cruises having... Tom Cruise.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 05:36:01 AM
Back to the Future-
A kid goes back in time, messes up, unmesses up, changes reality, it works out for a minute.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 03, 2007, 07:26:16 AM
The Big Lebowski

"What, you haven't seen the Big Lebowski.  It's fucking awesome man.  It's the shit."

Description by any university student in a bar..
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2007, 07:48:29 AM
My Dinner with Andre

"Two guys discuss life over dinner"...... oh, wait.


Birth of a Nation

"The Klan kicks ass, join up now"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 08:19:58 PM
Eraserhead-
A guy... uh, that is to say he... well, he... and there was... stuff happens. I dunno.

7th Seal-
Guy fears Death, so he decides to play chess with Death, but eventually realizes how boring life is and throws the game.

Dr. Stranglove-
A bunch of unrelated people try to stop the world's most avoidable armageddon.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 05:56:46 PM
Godzilla (1998)

Jean Reno plays a French guy, Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria are action heros!  And we've changed EVERYTHING you've loved about the big green monster!
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 04, 2007, 06:30:22 PM
The Passion Of The Christ

"It's basically Jesus Christ: Superstar without the songs."
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Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 07:01:27 PM
"Snakes on a Plane"

Uh...we have no clue.  This is the best kept Hollywood secret.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:23:33 PM
Wrongfully Accused-
"Leslie Nielson Jumps the Shark!"
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Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 07:25:34 PM
Dances with Wolves

A white guy hangs with some Native Americans. 
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Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:29:22 PM
Resident Evil
Alice fights zombies and a spagetti dog.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 04, 2007, 07:34:31 PM
Silence of the Lambs
There's a cannibal, a crossdresser, and some quiet lambs.  Apparently.

Brokeback Mountain
This movie is kinda gay.  Kinda REALLY gay.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:49:11 PM
RENT-
A bunch of penniless gay hippies with AIDS sing about life, love, and overthrowing the establishment.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 07:59:31 PM
The Day After Tomorrow

Yeah Yeah Yeah, the world goes thru some heavy duty weather and stuff.  Whatever.


Pulp Fiction

A bunch of people shoot others, shoot up, and curse.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 04, 2007, 08:03:34 PM
The DaVinci Code
A Harvard professor, a hot chick, and a cripple are on a collision course with blasphemy... and WACKINESS!
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Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 08:09:08 PM
E.T.

An ugly friggin alien "befriends" a boy...if you know what we mean.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 08:35:18 PM
Godzilla vs Biollante-
The Big G fights a genetic cross between a Japanese teenager, a rose, and himself while humans do things of little consiquence.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 05:50:12 PM
Night at the Museum

A guy works at a museum at night.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 08:51:44 PM
Casablanca-
Buy meets girl again, girl breaks boy's heart again, boy gets in a lot of really quotable lines.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:59:19 PM
Die Hard 2

Same guy kills a bunch of dudes at an airport.  Oh and Dennis Franz is in it.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:49:35 AM
Alien-
An impractically unkillable alien hunts down a ship of fools.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 04:17:33 PM
Aliens

Now a BUNCH of them unkillable thingies are at it with a whole new set of dudes...and that lady (??) is in it too.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:47:55 PM
Alien 3-
Now there's only one alien, but none of the people got no weapons. The alien looks kinda like a dog in this one.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 05:50:28 PM
Alien: Resurrection

It's like Alien, but the sexual innuendo is less subtle. It's like Aliens, but the aliens have less dignity. That guy who played Hellboy is in it, and there's a crusty guy in a wheechair.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 05:55:27 PM
12 Monkeys

There aint no monkeys
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:56:40 PM
Outbreak-
There's monkeys.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 05:59:23 PM
Any Dane Cook standup routine

A guy dances around on stage like a maniac, tells crude but amazingly unfunny stories about sex, yells, gets sweaty and yells.

Wait.. that's actually a pretty flattering description.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:00:45 PM
Dreamcatcher-
The worst CGI to make it to theaters!
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Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 06:06:00 PM
Walk the Line

Just like Ray..but with white people!

(I admit, I stole that from Chris Rock)
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:17:50 PM
Reluctantly changing the theme,

Worst Sidekick Names


Target Boy
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Post by: Tripe on June 06, 2007, 07:48:27 PM
Turncoat lad

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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 08:14:44 PM
Gimpy

Choir Boy
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Post by: SwiftJ on June 06, 2007, 08:28:42 PM
Baby Brother
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 06, 2007, 08:57:15 PM
Red Shirt Boy
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 09:00:13 PM
The Human Shield
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Post by: Sharktopus on June 06, 2007, 09:13:52 PM
Receptacle Lad
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 06, 2007, 09:17:18 PM
Glaucoma Boy
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 06, 2007, 09:20:40 PM
The kid who had the Heart power from Captain Planet.
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Post by: Cibernético II on June 06, 2007, 09:28:22 PM
The Iron Twink
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 06, 2007, 09:29:33 PM
The Boy Wonder Bread
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Post by: Sharktopus on June 06, 2007, 09:53:54 PM
The kid who had the Heart power from Captain Planet.

EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! FART!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Ma-ti.gif)
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Post by: Pak-Man on June 07, 2007, 12:28:52 AM
Yeah. Heart kid must have felt gipped. It's not even a real element! (Unless you  believe Fifth Element. :^))
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Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 05:20:48 AM
The kid who had the Heart power from Captain Planet.

Isn't there something like that in that W.I.T.C.H. show.

Please people who are creating these shows, just have four characters or perhaps use the flavours of quarks instead of the elements. Now that would allow for six characters. Ooh that's a good idea I'll have to give that one some thought.

Either that or have Wind, Earth, Fire, Water and Quantum Uncertainty.

Back on topic

Blabbermouth
Flatus Fella
Ratboy
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:44:49 AM
Slow Moving in a Brightly Colored Costume Lass
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Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 05:46:58 AM
Slow Moving in a Brightly Colored Costume Lass

Oh I don't know that one might be a hit with the fans.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:54:33 AM
Seductro, sidekick to Lady Seductra
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Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 06:12:10 AM
Kid Awkward Age
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 06:34:26 AM
Kid Fellatio
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Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 06:37:34 AM
 
Kid Fellatio

You've read How to be a Superhero haven't you?

Ponyboy
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 09:58:50 AM
Killable Kid
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 10:03:57 AM
Emo Lad, with the power to write crappy poetry and post it on Livejournal!
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 10:21:48 AM
Parasite Girl
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Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 11:02:06 AM
PMS Miss
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 12:42:11 PM
The Pratfall Punk, sidekick to Sharp and Pointy Object Man
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Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 01:00:53 PM
Feng Shui Boy
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Post by: Pak-Man on June 07, 2007, 01:56:27 PM
Creepy GIrl!
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Post by: Cibernético II on June 07, 2007, 02:16:12 PM

Ponyboy


my sister used to date a local rapper who went by the name Pony Boy
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Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 04:31:44 PM
Statue Man!

Parmesean Avenger
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:09:28 PM
Loveboy
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Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:22:47 PM
The Fruit!
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:25:09 PM
Not The Face Lad
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Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:30:12 PM
Hermaphrodite Boy...or...Girl!
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Post by: Tripe on June 07, 2007, 06:05:43 PM
Daddy Issues Lass
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 06:45:59 PM
Token Black Lad
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Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 07:19:37 PM
Josh Hartnett
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 08:32:12 PM
Gropie
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 09:04:44 PM
The Walking Target
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on June 07, 2007, 11:16:28 PM
Hello, My Name Is Trainee
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 04:55:51 AM
Viral Lad- (Let's see if he gets into any awkward relationships with his peers with THAT name.)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on June 08, 2007, 12:38:48 PM
Fanboy

His only weakness is that he swoons any time someone mentions the word ninja.  Or robot.  Or robot ninja.  Or vampire.  Or werewolf.  Or Bruce Campbell.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 12:42:38 PM
Worst Reason To Have To Visist The Emergency Room

"Gerbil Extraction"
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Post by: Tripe on June 08, 2007, 12:45:58 PM
"I'm lonely"
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 12:58:23 PM
Severed Head
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Post by: Tripe on June 08, 2007, 01:03:00 PM
Mekhi Phifer  fandom
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 08, 2007, 01:24:32 PM
Removing a turkey from your head
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 02:53:10 PM
Sliced face while sucking on Padme Amidala lifesize cardboard cutout.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 08, 2007, 02:55:34 PM
Heard they've got great applejuice.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 03:12:36 PM
Just wanted to make fun of the injured.
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Post by: Tripe on June 08, 2007, 03:24:57 PM
 "tripped and fell" on this other naked dude who just happened to be lying on the living room floor, now need to be separated.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 08, 2007, 03:48:10 PM
Morphine addiction.  No, not to kick it.  Just to get the kicks.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 04:05:47 PM
"His Tongue Ringand and my Hoo-ha Ring got locked together."
"How did you even manage to drive over here?"
"Carefully."
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Post by: Hazzah on June 08, 2007, 10:16:52 PM
"Eyebrow Pain"
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Post by: Tripe on June 09, 2007, 07:51:05 AM
Ennui
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Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 07:56:01 AM
Blinding Reveleations
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on June 09, 2007, 08:17:22 AM
Severe Brian Bosworth deficiency
Really, really bad acne
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Hazzah on June 09, 2007, 12:58:12 PM
"I have a lot of trouble breathing whenever I cover my head with plastic"
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Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 03:12:37 PM
Periods, Wet Dreams, Unusual Hair Growth, or any of the signs of puberty. I can't imagine anything more embarrasing than having a parent take a kid to the emergency room for that.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 09, 2007, 03:45:30 PM
"because you guys have AWESOME reclining beds!"
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Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 05:51:13 PM
Extremely contaigous, insides melting disease. *cough*
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 14, 2007, 03:55:40 PM
Just to see if you can diagnose every patient waiting in the ER in a minute or less, like House did on that one episode.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 04:06:10 PM
Worst place to take a lunch break.


Under a space shuttle on launch day.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on June 14, 2007, 06:18:45 PM
Taco Bell. :scared:
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Post by: Bob on June 14, 2007, 06:30:53 PM
Taco Bell. :scared:

 :rimshot:
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Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 06:32:08 PM
At the gates of Mordor.
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Post by: Tripe on June 14, 2007, 06:35:20 PM
At the Breatharian  (http://www.angelfire.com/stars3/breathe_light/breatharianism.html)Cantina
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 06:38:18 PM
Aboard the Nostromo:
(http://www.retrocrush.com/scary/chestburster.jpg)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 15, 2007, 02:02:24 AM
"What did he have?"
"He had the special."
...
"Change my order to the soup!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 15, 2007, 05:56:08 AM
I was watching that scene from Spaceballs while eating lasagna when I was a kid, and I haven't been able to eat it without a gag reflex since.

Just inside a Boston Store in the morning a day after Christmas.
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Post by: Tripe on June 15, 2007, 06:10:01 AM
Anywhere this Guy (http://travel.discovery.com/tv/bizarre-foods/bizarre-foods.html) suggests

(http://travel.discovery.com/tv/bizarre-foods/photos/gallery/philippines_03.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on June 15, 2007, 06:24:26 AM
(http://colourblind.ca/images/20051107184847_train%20tracks%20wide.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e1/White_Castle_logo.svg/503px-White_Castle_logo.svg.png)

Don't know which one is more dangerous.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 15, 2007, 08:48:02 AM
The Rotting, Festering, Maggot-Infested Corpse Cafe
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Post by: Junkyard on June 15, 2007, 09:53:10 AM
The Rotting, Festering, Maggot-Infested Corpse
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 15, 2007, 04:39:12 PM
Denny's
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Post by: Junkyard on June 15, 2007, 04:50:22 PM
Hey, Denny's is the only place that makes a decent Veggie Burger!
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 15, 2007, 04:51:20 PM
It's Pat!  The Theme Restaurant
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Post by: Junkyard on June 15, 2007, 05:08:25 PM
Picnicing in Antarctica.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 15, 2007, 11:05:04 PM
A slaughterhouse.  Watch how your hamburger meat gets made right before your very eyes!
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Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 04:29:00 AM
In the Amazon River. There's as good a chance of getting eaten as eating.
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Post by: Tripe on June 16, 2007, 05:58:10 AM
On one of the bistro tables outside Milliways
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Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 06:09:29 AM
A fancy French Resturant.... when you're brown bagging lunch.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on June 19, 2007, 09:51:45 PM
The unemployment office.

(Especially if you were fired because you always took too long on lunch break).
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Post by: Junkyard on June 20, 2007, 08:30:11 AM
Worst Pet Name For Your Mate:

Chunky Butt

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Post by: Tripe on June 20, 2007, 08:36:58 AM
Pig

That was actually John Peel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Peel)'s pet name for his wife.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 20, 2007, 08:54:56 AM
Naggy
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Post by: Tripe on June 20, 2007, 09:02:31 AM
Little man
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Post by: Junkyard on June 20, 2007, 09:05:15 AM
Fuzzy Beard
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Post by: Tripe on June 20, 2007, 09:32:39 AM
Stinky
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Post by: Bob on June 20, 2007, 09:54:47 AM
Current girlfriend
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Post by: Tripe on June 20, 2007, 09:57:57 AM
Current girlfriend
good one, likewise:

Starter Hubby
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 20, 2007, 11:13:02 AM
The Gutmaster (especially if it's a girlfriend)
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Post by: Junkyard on June 20, 2007, 04:36:41 PM
Lumpy Face
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Post by: AmazingThor on June 21, 2007, 10:48:46 PM
Silver Medal (props to Family Guy)
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Post by: Sharktopus on June 21, 2007, 11:24:20 PM
Last Resort
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 04:56:01 AM
Fuzzy Lips
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Post by: Tripe on June 22, 2007, 05:03:09 AM
The One I'm with
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 05:08:33 AM
Screeching Harpy
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Post by: Tripe on June 22, 2007, 05:33:17 AM
Bane of my existence.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 05:35:50 AM
"Boobs" (No, seriously, try adressing your mate with that.)
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 22, 2007, 08:00:25 AM
"Boobs" (No, seriously, try adressing your mate with that.)


Especially if it's a guy.


Captain Rebound
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 08:04:20 AM
cottage cheesy
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Post by: AmazingThor on June 22, 2007, 05:28:24 PM
Mom
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 05:33:54 PM
AmazingThor wins.

Worst Sitcom Concept

Al-Queda and Me
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 22, 2007, 08:17:56 PM
Becker the Proctologist
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 08:37:25 PM
King of the Dump- The exploits of a chubby guy and his overly hot wife as they hide and forage in the occasionally dangerous shelter of a garbage dump.
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Post by: Sharktopus on June 22, 2007, 09:51:39 PM
A bunch of white guys sit around a coffee shop discussing gangsta rap ala Seinfeld.

"Boobs" (No, seriously, try adressing your mate with that.)

I'm gonna try using that like it's a term of affection. If you never hear from me again, you'll know why.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 23, 2007, 07:01:47 AM
Nice knowing you, Sharky.

The New Adventures of Full House!
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Post by: Sharktopus on June 23, 2007, 11:20:42 PM
The New Adventures of Full House!

...or "Making the Band: Jesse & the Rippers!"

(http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-jesseandtherippers-gallery-2296.jpg) (http://bustedtees.com)
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Post by: Junkyard on June 24, 2007, 05:30:32 AM
Adolf and Eva!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Tripe on June 24, 2007, 05:47:52 AM
Adolf and Eva!

Er odd that you should mention that:
Heil Honey I'm Home
[yt=425,350]fbj9otRPdiM[/yt]
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Post by: Junkyard on June 24, 2007, 07:08:57 AM
That Kid From The Brady Bunch and Some Kid From Leave It To Biever Try One Last Time
("Hey, there's a new episode of TKFTBBASKFLITBTOLT on tonight!")
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on June 25, 2007, 01:48:46 PM
Let's try this one on for size:

World's Worst Title For A Love Song

"(You're) The Best I Could Find"

"You'll Do"

"Watching You (Through The Window With Binoculars)"
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Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 02:01:07 PM
"Herpes"

"Let's Write A Pre-Nup"

"Wanna Keep You (In A Cage)"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 25, 2007, 07:13:46 PM
"Did I Mention I'm a Man?"

"You'll Kill Yourself if You Love Me."

"You're Hideously, Repulsively, Unfathomably Ugly."
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Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 07:23:33 PM
"You Deserve Me." (Actually, that's the most positive sentiment ever expressed towards a woman in most rap songs.)

"I'll Wait (Until You Write Me Into Your Will)"

"Your Unibrow"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 01:17:57 AM
"Your Friend's Hot"
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Post by: Pak-Man on June 26, 2007, 01:22:47 AM
(I'm Just) Sleeping My Way To Your Sister
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Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 01:47:33 AM
"You're The Best (I've Tried The Rest)"

"I Love You More Each Time (You Go Down On Me)"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 04:48:41 AM
"Only Girl For Me (This Week)"

"Ode to My Mother"

"Wish You Were Dead"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on June 26, 2007, 12:59:19 PM
"Not Right Now, I'm Playing World Of WarCraft"

"You Stupid B*tch, Why Don't You Love Me?"  (Actually, that could work as a title for just about any Emo song.)

"I Hope We're Not Related" (A legitimate concern in my part of the country)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 01:22:28 PM
Taking insperation from Daltysmith and my first (accidental) pick up line:
"Which Side of the Family Are You On?"

(I wasn't hitting on her, and it turned out we weren't related.)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 05:15:43 PM
"Were You Gonna Finish That?"
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Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 05:19:49 PM
It's a pity you're a whore
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 05:23:10 PM
"I'd Do You (Even If You Didn't Pay Me)"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 06:21:15 PM
"You're Creepy"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 06:26:48 PM
A couple of real horrendous love songs:

Would I lie to you? - Guess that means you would

Beauty's only skin deep - So you love me even though I'm ugly, boy do I feel cherished!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 06:35:15 PM
Another good one, an intentionally mean love song, is "She's My Girl" by Tom Leher. It basically says that even though she's talentless, unpleasant, and repulsive, she's my girl.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on July 05, 2007, 10:36:53 PM
I'd say it's time for another topic change.  How about this one, in honor of the upcoming Harry Potter movie and book:

World's Worst Thing To Say To The Dark Lord Voldemort If You Want To Live

"Hey, Mr. Corgan, can I have your autograph?"  (Okay, I admit I just wanted to point out that I think Voldemort in the movies looks like Billy Corgan.)

"Oh my god, I think I just broke a horcrux!  Just kidding!"

"Everyone here who's not gay, flare your nostrils!"

(http://www.filmdailies.com/images/Ralph-fiennes-voldemort2.jpg)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 06, 2007, 04:44:12 AM
"So, you're basically 40 percent CG these days?"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: YoohooRiffer on July 06, 2007, 06:36:13 AM
"Up Yours, Volde"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 06, 2007, 07:09:31 AM
"I figure you don't go out in the sun much, but have you considered getting a tanning bed?"

Actually, this one has a pretty long list. Voldy seemed cranky in the last film.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 06, 2007, 10:25:39 AM
-points- "What the hell is wrong with your face?"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 06, 2007, 10:27:27 AM
This works with almost any grown man:
"AWWW! Who's a pretty little girl? You are! You are! YEEEESSSS! Oos a pwechus widdle thing? You are!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 06, 2007, 10:31:07 AM
(http://www.filmdailies.com/images/Ralph-fiennes-voldemort2.jpg)


"Most people wouldn't go with so much makeup... but... I mean, if you like it... good for you."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 06, 2007, 10:54:03 AM
So.  You got pwned by a baby almost 17 years ago.  How's that working out for you?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on July 06, 2007, 11:50:53 AM
(http://www.filmdailies.com/images/Ralph-fiennes-voldemort2.jpg)

"Boy, they aren't kidding about you Brits having bad teeth!"

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: The Tick on July 06, 2007, 12:38:42 PM
Michael Jackson!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Tripe on July 06, 2007, 12:48:29 PM
(http://www.filmdailies.com/images/Ralph-fiennes-voldemort2.jpg)
Dude, you need me to get you some ex-lax or something, cause you're looking mighty clogged up
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 06, 2007, 01:30:04 PM
"...ooky shnookums? Ish shoo a happy widdu baby? Iz you? YESSSS!!!...."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Tripe on July 10, 2007, 07:22:03 AM
Ok new topic

Worlds Worst cover version ideas

Simply because I hate all of his flatulent covers of motown: Message from the Blackman by Michael MacDonald

Loving You by Diamanda Galas




Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 10, 2007, 07:59:59 AM
Master of Puppets by Elton John
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on July 10, 2007, 08:41:23 AM
"American Pie" by Madonna.  God, that was revolting.  It even inspired me to write a parody of "American Pie" called "Madonna Must Die".  I'll post the lyrics if you ask me nicely enough.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Tripe on July 10, 2007, 08:47:36 AM
"American Pie" by Madonna.  God, that was revolting.  It even inspired me to write a parody of "American Pie" called "Madonna Must Die".  I'll post the lyrics if you ask me nicely enough.

Oh please do, that horse that threw her a while back was almost a hero, would have been had it decided to roll on her to finish her off.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on July 10, 2007, 09:14:58 AM
Okay, keep in mind most of these lyrics aren't based on reality, other than the fact that I really don't like Madonna.

A long, long time ago
I can still remember New Wave was the way to go
A lot of people liked to sing
But that was just not my thing
And I heard Madonna on the radio
But now her songs will make me shiver
With every sour note she'll deliver
Sure, she makes a bu-uck
But her songs really su-uck
And I can't remember if I cried
When I read she was Guy Ritchie's bride
But I hope she rots from the inside
And now... she has... to die

So die, die, please, Madonna just die
You were good now you should not even try
I'd say you're still good, but that would be a lie
So on this day Madonna must die
On this day Madonna  must die

Did you write the book of Sex
And did you know on my you put a hex
When you sang "Material Girl"
Oh and when you sang that rock and roll
It got deep down into my soul
With a voice as pure as a pearl
And I knew that it would bring a grin
When you sang "Like a Virgin"
I wish I'd learned to dance
O-oh! But I had to move to France
But when I got back, to my surprise
The one I'd loved I now despised
I hope you get eaten by flies
And now, you have to die

That's why we're singing

Die, die, please, Madonna just die
You were good now you should not even try
I'd say you're still good, but that would be a lie
So on this day Madonna must die
On this day Madonna  must die

I know a girl who sings the blues
Her testimony I could use
If I wanted to sue you
And I went down to the record store
Where I'd bought your music years before
But the man there said your new stuff wouldn't doooooooooo
And if I hear your songs I'll scream
"Don't Cry For Me..." was like a bad dream
I can't hear a word spoken
My ear drums now are broken
And the singer I admired most
Has gone bye-bye; her career is toast
She no longer has reason to boast
And now she has to die

That's why I'm singing

Die, die, please, Madonna just die
You were good now you should not even try
I'd say you're still good, but that would be a lie
So on this day Madonna must die
On this day Madonna  must die

That's why we're singing

Die, die, please, Madonna just die
You were good now you should not even try
I'd say you're still good, but that would be a lie
So on this day Madonna must die
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Tripe on July 10, 2007, 09:21:24 AM
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 05:59:42 AM
World's Worst People To Have In Your Band

Helen Keller
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 06:00:18 AM
Axl Rose.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 06:03:20 AM
Pat Robertson (Though perhaps he'd suprise us and be totally awesome.)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 06:35:52 AM
Mike Dukakis.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 06:51:22 AM
Avril Levigne
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: googergieger on July 22, 2007, 07:26:29 AM
so is there a scenes from a hat topic going around here?

how about questions only?

party quirks?!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RVR II on July 22, 2007, 07:29:55 AM
World's Worst People To Have In Your Band


the Pope
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 09:53:34 AM
Obviously you haven't seen old "Benny" on drums, have you?

Keith Richards. Way too much upkeep.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 04:35:24 PM
"Cocaine... if the police come, just put it in your coffee!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: BBQ Platypus on July 31, 2007, 07:42:41 AM
And now, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Grandpa Jerry and the Atrics!  Featuring Larry King on drums!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 07:43:28 AM
An angry badger.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 31, 2007, 10:54:09 AM
Badgers? Badgers?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 05:47:53 PM
The entire reason UHF was made.

Okay, something new:
World's Worst Movies for Riffing

2001: Space Oddesy- Too slow, too quiet, too dignified.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 01, 2007, 11:28:02 PM
The Grey Zone

(Or any movie about the Holocaust, for that matter)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 04:49:41 AM
Anything from Asylum Films, actually. They're movies are a little too bad. Too much pointless, actionless dialoge by people who can't actually speak lines.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 07, 2011, 05:24:00 PM
World's Worst Ideas for a T-Shirt
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Scribblesense on December 07, 2011, 05:37:00 PM
"You (heart symbol) Hitler"

"I Beat Up An Old Man With Framed Photos Of His Grandchildren And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"

"Can You Hold This For Me?" (with an arrow pointing at their crotch)

"Just Add Water!"

"Help I'm Trapped In A T-Shirt Factory And Don't Know Where My Parents Are"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 07, 2011, 06:12:44 PM
Actually, I kind of want all of those.

Pre-ketchup stained.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 07, 2011, 09:40:57 PM
World's Worst Ideas for a T-Shirt
(http://www.doublesproductions.com/bmovieheaven/reviews/TheGalaxyInvader/joegun.jpg)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 07, 2011, 09:59:34 PM
Wow.  I completely forgot I made this thread.  And before today it hadn't been posted in since 2007.

Anyway:

"You are looking at a t-shirt"

The entire text of A Tale Of Two Cities.


Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 07, 2011, 10:10:47 PM
"my other t shirt has long sleeves"
the entire joke repetoir of dane cook
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 07, 2011, 10:29:28 PM
The entire text of the novel Snooki wrote.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 07, 2011, 10:36:10 PM
"dat's wuuuude"

" i got AIDS from my heroin addiction as well as having killed 3 drug dealers on separate occasions, and all i got was this stupid  t shirt"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 07, 2011, 10:46:22 PM
"Child Molester"

"I Voted For Pat Buchanan.  On Purpose."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 08, 2011, 07:02:48 AM
For funerals:  "Who departed?"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 08, 2011, 07:03:34 AM
The reason for the season:

World's Worst Holiday Specials
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: spaceforarent on December 08, 2011, 07:14:16 AM
The reason for the season:

World's Worst Holiday Specials
Are You There Santa? It's Me, Margaret.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 08, 2011, 07:19:03 AM
Santa Gacy, Bury Me in the Crawlspace Tonight
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 08, 2011, 07:41:10 AM
rudolph the red nosed reindeer, and his stockpile of weaponized anthrax.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 08, 2011, 08:07:21 AM
A Very Fox News Kwanzaa
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 08, 2011, 08:10:12 AM
Citizen Kandy Kane
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: RVR II on December 08, 2011, 09:50:51 AM
The Mighty Tonka 'Take a Dump' Truck :speechless:
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Scribblesense on December 08, 2011, 12:56:58 PM
Mel Gibson Saves Hanukkah

The Alien vs. Predator Yuletide Spectacular

Finding Christmas (at the bottom of a bottle of Wild Turkey)

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 08, 2011, 03:46:55 PM
Katie Kaboom, The Hip Hippos, and All The Other Characters You Hated From Animaniacs Save Christmas
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 08, 2011, 04:14:33 PM
Platoon: the christmas special
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 08, 2011, 04:27:49 PM
A Very Urkel Christmas

The Dane Cook Just Saying The Word Fart Over And Over To Thunderous Laughter And Applause Christmas Special

Christmas With David Lynch
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 08, 2011, 04:39:20 PM
charles manson sings christmas carols
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: UncleDes on December 09, 2011, 06:49:05 PM
Star Wars Hannukah Special
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 09, 2011, 07:01:17 PM
How Christopher Hitchens Stole Christmas

The Other Holidays & Friends

Whatever Dreamworks Animation Shat Out Last, But a Half an Hour Long and With Snow

Nestor the Long-Eared Donkey's Depressing New Year

A 30 Minute Test Pattern
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 09, 2011, 07:04:12 PM
Whatever Dreamworks Animation Shat Out Last, But a Half an Hour Long and With Snow
:D :D  :clap: :clap:

Nestor The Christmas Donkey 2: Mom's Funeral
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: turbospaz3000 on December 09, 2011, 07:08:56 PM
a helen keller christmas on ice
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 09, 2011, 07:09:40 PM
World's Worst Adjectives to Describe Your Holiday Season

`Horrific
Blood-Soaked
Spine-Tingling
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 09, 2011, 07:10:52 PM
Typical
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: UncleDes on December 10, 2011, 07:25:28 AM
Larcenous
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 10, 2011, 07:58:44 AM
Antidisestablishmentarian.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: UncleDes on December 10, 2011, 09:48:13 AM
Interminable
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 10, 2011, 02:16:22 PM
Freudian
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Scribblesense on December 10, 2011, 02:36:39 PM
Final

World's Worst Product Spokespeople

Magneto for Dell Computers

Your Mom for Victoria's Secret
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: UncleDes on December 10, 2011, 02:56:39 PM
Ronald MacDonald for PETA

Rupert Murdoch for the First Amendment

Rick Perry for the NAACP
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 10, 2011, 04:13:21 PM
Jack Benny for the IRS

Arianna Huffington for the novels of Ayn Rand

Ayn Rand for the Huffington Post

Timothy McVeigh for Ryder Trucks

OJ Simpson for Ford
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 10, 2011, 04:15:39 PM
Kieth Richards for the Mayo Clinic
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 10, 2011, 06:13:16 PM
Speedy Gonzales for Nyquil

Patrick Swayze for Amway.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 10, 2011, 06:16:56 PM
 Stephen Hawking for SoloFlex

Anne Frank for Mr. Microphone
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 10, 2011, 06:18:38 PM
this guy
(http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/freaks-pic.jpg?w=500&h=355)
for bowflex
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Manderie on December 11, 2011, 03:47:42 PM
Casey Anthony for the Children's Mercy Hospital.









Too soon?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sideswipe on December 11, 2011, 04:54:26 PM
Rick Perry for president!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 11, 2011, 05:03:43 PM
Rick Perry for president!
:rimshot:


octomom for family planning
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 11, 2011, 05:16:57 PM
John Wilkes Booth for Actors' Equity

Dan Aykroyd for the American Skeptics Society.

Gilbert Gottfried for the Time/Life Collection of the Greatest Lullabyes of All Time.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 12, 2011, 03:20:29 PM
Helen Keller for 3D TV with a Superior Sound System
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 12, 2011, 03:21:24 PM
World's Worst Winter Sports
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 12, 2011, 03:24:07 PM
World's Worst Winter Sports
the Donner Party Eat-off
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 12, 2011, 03:27:09 PM
The Jack Torrance Memorial Potato Sack Hedge Maze Race
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 12, 2011, 03:32:58 PM
the canadian "first to dig yourselves out of an avalanche gets the food" race
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 12, 2011, 04:13:36 PM
Lake Ice Pogo Stick Championships

Ice Fishing...*whisper* yeah, I know it's real. I stand by what I said.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 12, 2011, 07:22:25 PM
The Yellow Snow Eating Contest
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 12, 2011, 07:25:32 PM
who can shoot down santa's sleigh?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 12, 2011, 08:14:13 PM
Reindeer BBQ

Elf Tossing
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 12, 2011, 08:19:55 PM
the annual stoning to death of the "bad kids" with lumps of coal
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: UncleDes on December 13, 2011, 03:27:01 PM
Krampus' Footsteps

http://krampus.com/ 

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 14, 2011, 01:05:16 PM
Reindeer BBQ

Yeah, you would consider that a sport, wouldn't you?

Synchronized Ice Fishing

Ice Hockey 2: the Legend of Curling's Gold

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice Sled Racing

Polar Bear Clubbing

Cross Country Skating
Chess.  Just stop trying chess nerds.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 14, 2011, 01:06:52 PM
World's World Wrapping Paper Substitutes
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 14, 2011, 01:11:15 PM
Buffalo Bill's People Paper...Now with Aloe
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 14, 2011, 03:07:11 PM
Muppet Labs new Fireproof Paper

Last year's wrapping paper.

Pictures of the gift inside.

Nazi propoganda.

Celophane.

Fly paper

a Gift Bag.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 14, 2011, 03:26:27 PM
authentic used mummy wrappings! only a 10% chance of polio!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 15, 2011, 06:46:49 AM
Blister Cards

Titanium Armor

Sheep's intestines.

Alan Moore's Beard
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 15, 2011, 06:49:18 AM
World's Worst Reindeer Names
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 15, 2011, 07:00:24 AM
Lamey, the reindeer with four broken legs.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 15, 2011, 07:54:44 AM
Reindeerbot X-943
Upchuck
Carl
Flatch, the Flatulent Reindeer
Larry


Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 15, 2011, 08:01:56 AM
Bambi's Mom
Narcy the narcoleptic reindeer
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Danecho1967 on December 15, 2011, 12:54:46 PM
Itchy
Lumpy

No wait, that's Life Day...
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 15, 2011, 01:04:26 PM
Rudolph the Severely-infected-sinuses-nosed reindeer
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 15, 2011, 01:07:13 PM
Cancer
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bus Taker on December 16, 2011, 11:21:41 PM
7 Pointer

How about.....

World's Worst FaceBook Breakup Messages
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 17, 2011, 12:46:58 AM
" hey honey remember that story about Oedipus rex?....."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 17, 2011, 10:17:27 PM
is me, not u LOL


Marriage? 1 person dislikes this.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 19, 2011, 08:21:20 AM
It's over, don't you see?  The writing's on the wall.

I've been seeing someone on Friendster.

Confirm  Ignore  Dump
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 19, 2011, 08:23:35 AM
World's Worst Displays of Enthusiasm Towards Christmas to Non-Christians
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Danecho1967 on December 19, 2011, 05:55:18 PM
World's Worst Displays of Enthusiasm Towards Christmas to Non-Christians
Any mention of it?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 19, 2011, 06:32:09 PM
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/599/31786790.jpg)

Jebow
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 20, 2011, 07:12:23 PM
Christmas lights spelled out as SUCK IT JEWS.

Giving bibles out as gifts at the local Mosque.

Giving militant atheists decorations of Christopher Hitchens dressed as an angel.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 20, 2011, 07:13:22 PM
World's Worst Variations on "Merry Christmas"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 20, 2011, 07:14:47 PM
"Die in a fire, you fucking waste of skin!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 20, 2011, 07:50:55 PM
"Enjoy the Herpes!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: turbospaz3000 on December 20, 2011, 11:12:25 PM
"merry alcoholic coma!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 21, 2011, 12:41:18 PM
"Happy celebration of Santa's Birth!"

"Happy Hollow Days!" (though this is good for atheists).

"Commercialism is ruining our Christmas everyone!"

"Merry Crispmucks!"

"Lucifer bless us, every one!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 21, 2011, 12:48:41 PM
"Commercialism is ruining our Christmas everyone!"
Yeah, I hate that too. Along with:

"Keep the Christ in Christmas!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 21, 2011, 01:38:10 PM
Remember the Season for the Treason
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 21, 2011, 01:39:39 PM
World's Worst Christmas Christmas Re-Gifts
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 21, 2011, 01:40:46 PM
Im's homemade pube merkin.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 22, 2011, 07:27:32 AM
Organically grown fruit.

Mom's Christmas cards to your landlord.

Christmas ornaments with your name on them.

Receipts for returnable gifts.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 22, 2011, 07:54:35 AM
underwear.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bus Taker on December 22, 2011, 11:15:39 PM
Christmas mugs with other person's name tag still in it (really happened to me!)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 23, 2011, 03:48:51 AM
a label maker.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 23, 2011, 09:01:46 AM
A home-made Christmas card with a picture of the person who gave it to you, given back to the person who gave it to you.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 23, 2011, 02:41:10 PM
Fruitcake
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on December 23, 2011, 03:15:53 PM
Fruitcake
with an 1882 expiration date. re gifting it has become a family tradition.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 23, 2011, 03:47:00 PM
Fruitcake
with an 1882 expiration date. re gifting it has become a family tradition.
I thought they were ALL from that year?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bus Taker on December 25, 2011, 09:19:50 PM
PEOPLE... FOCUS...  ;)

World's Worst TV marathons
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 25, 2011, 09:27:03 PM
The Paul Reiser Show
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on December 25, 2011, 09:35:25 PM
Reba
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: turbospaz3000 on December 25, 2011, 09:39:21 PM
The Paul Reiser Show
(its funny because it was cancelled after 2 episodes.)


Dance Fever
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on December 26, 2011, 07:45:29 AM
The Top 100 Test Patterns
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 26, 2011, 03:21:37 PM
Got Milk Commercials

Weather Network Classics

Tests of the Emergency broadcast system.

Scrambled Porn... No wait, there's nostalgia for me there.... Scrambled Gay Porn... No, wait...

A Christmas Story (seriously TBS, I like that movie OK but cut it out.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bus Taker on December 31, 2011, 11:43:05 PM
Pretty good, how about

World's Worst Drinking Toasts
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sun-Wukong on January 01, 2012, 10:24:26 AM
"Now I'm not normally one to test fate, but I'm almost positive the cancer has gone into complete remission!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on January 01, 2012, 10:41:37 AM
"Thank you! You're all fired! You have no humility, all of you!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 01, 2012, 11:12:23 AM
Thanks to Jim for providing the Kool-Aid.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on January 01, 2012, 11:16:50 AM
Thanks to Jim for providing the Kool-Aid Flavor Aid.

Fixed for posterity's sake.

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on January 01, 2012, 11:21:08 AM
"raise your galsses!....alright the first person to drop their hands now, has to pay for all the dom perignon that we're all drinking."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 01, 2012, 11:22:42 AM
To evil!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Danecho1967 on January 01, 2012, 12:12:05 PM
"...and finally, to my new father in law.  May your daughter be as good in bed as your wife."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sun-Wukong on January 01, 2012, 07:38:49 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it. The post production of Jack & Jill is complete and it begins showing in theaters tomorrow!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 01, 2012, 08:29:34 PM
An absolutely hilarious toast speach from Rowan Atkinson:

http://www.youtube.com/v/-N1sjdLQIj8?version=3&hl=en_US
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on January 01, 2012, 09:03:24 PM
"When Ted asked me to be his Best Man, I have to say I thought the bridesmaids would be a lot hotter."

"What?  Oh, no, no I'm not giving a toast, I'm just raising my glass to signal the waiter that I want some more wine."

"Well... *hic* heresh to annnother... annnother... annnother... *hic* heresh to another shucceshful year in Alcoholicush Amnominush!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 01, 2012, 09:41:55 PM
"When Ted asked me to be his Best Man, I have to say I thought the bridesmaids would be a lot hotter."
:D :D
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 02, 2012, 06:09:40 PM
To segregation!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 02, 2012, 06:10:27 PM
World's Worst Signs of Failing Health
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 02, 2012, 06:12:49 PM
Thanks to Pampers Adult, I no longer have to worry about my bowels anymore. THAR SHE BLOWS!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on January 02, 2012, 06:18:48 PM
(http://www.fishgoth.com/pictures/cartoon_karate.gif)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 02, 2012, 07:42:49 PM
A letter of resignation from your liver.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: turbospaz3000 on January 02, 2012, 07:45:12 PM
glance at the bowl and see floating liver.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on January 02, 2012, 07:54:20 PM
your small intestine crawls out of your throat and strangles you. or maybe thats a sign of bad poetry.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bus Taker on January 02, 2012, 11:14:25 PM
Your flatulence peels the wallpaper.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sun-Wukong on January 03, 2012, 08:40:55 AM
"Oh hey, a bird flew through my window and used my toilet while I washed my hands. Wait..."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on January 03, 2012, 08:41:28 PM
Your doctor has taken to entering your room wearing a hooded black cloak and carrying a scythe.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 04, 2012, 04:12:00 PM
World's Worst Personalized Plates
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 04, 2012, 04:14:09 PM
BED WTR1
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on January 04, 2012, 04:14:46 PM
MSTRB8R
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Russell on January 04, 2012, 04:16:48 PM
World's Worst Ideas for a T-Shirt
Wow... the ideas I came up with are so sick and depraved I frankly cannot in good conscience share them... ever.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Danecho1967 on January 04, 2012, 08:36:20 PM
Win I gro up I want 2 b a Kardashian.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Danecho1967 on January 05, 2012, 05:05:21 AM
Thought we were on t shirts because of top comment of page. My bad.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on January 05, 2012, 10:56:26 AM
60FNDR
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Danecho1967 on January 05, 2012, 11:03:13 AM
U-NICK
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bus Taker on January 07, 2012, 12:23:29 AM
World's Worst New Year's Resolutions

Floss my cat
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on January 07, 2012, 08:50:33 AM
become a strict carnivore.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on January 07, 2012, 09:41:26 AM
Use the "that's what she said" joke more.

Complain about the prequels at every opportunity.

Become the next Michael Feldman.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on January 07, 2012, 09:46:29 AM
become the next marty feldman
(http://i2.listal.com/image/1527116/600full-marty-feldman.jpg)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 07, 2012, 09:51:45 AM
Shoot a man into space and make him watch really bad movies.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on January 07, 2012, 10:11:06 AM
Shoot a man into space and make him watch really bad movies.
and then sell taped videos of these experiments to sci-fi channel, angering fans.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 07, 2012, 01:38:20 PM
Lose weight last year.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Invader_quirk on January 16, 2012, 07:39:10 AM
Make this year my last.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Prince of Space 5049 on January 16, 2012, 08:13:38 AM
Worlds worst last words spoken

"Hey, watch this.........."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Danecho1967 on January 16, 2012, 08:36:59 AM
"Wanna see a dead body?" 

Oh wait, those would be "best last words."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Prince of Space 5049 on January 16, 2012, 08:45:24 AM
"Wanna see a dead body?" 

Oh wait, those would be "best last words."
:D
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 16, 2012, 09:12:33 AM
Sure I can! I saw Gonzo do this on The Muppet Show, and he survived.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on January 16, 2012, 12:14:32 PM
"Star Trek Nemesis is the best out of all the Next Gen movies, and I would stand by that even if you pulled out a gun and shot me!"
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 17, 2012, 09:22:07 AM
"If someone asks me who the president of ubekibekibekistanstan is, I'll say I don't know."

"Either these beef curtains go or I do."

"Frenemy"  (or "guessimate")
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 17, 2012, 09:23:41 AM
World's Worst Bomb Defusing Instructions
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 17, 2012, 09:29:12 AM
"Unscrew the screw to the left of the timer."
"Left?"
"Right."
"Right?!"
"No, Left."
"Left?"
"Right."
"Right?"
"Third base. Ha ha."
*BOOOM!*
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Invader_quirk on January 17, 2012, 09:35:03 AM
World's Worst Bomb Defusing Instructions

Throw into bell of tuba in nearby marching band.
:clap:

Shake well before use.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on January 17, 2012, 09:47:15 AM
"Remove wire A and screw U."
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: anais.jude on January 17, 2012, 10:55:25 AM
Store in Empty Place. Like a closet or Wyoming
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 17, 2012, 12:05:01 PM
Up down up down left right left right B A B A Select Start.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Watchman on January 20, 2012, 11:10:39 PM
World's Worst Bomb Defusing Instructions

Rifftrax. We don't make movies, we make them funny!
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 21, 2012, 02:49:23 PM
World's Worst Prisons
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on January 21, 2012, 03:22:21 PM
Fox Studios TV Viewing Audience. A maximum security facility.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Danecho1967 on January 22, 2012, 01:42:42 PM
Chris Mathews' Bathroom.   :gouge:
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 27, 2012, 10:50:50 AM
Alkarazzamatazz Prison (Broadway)
The Maximum Security Minimum Security Prison (named after Maximum Security of the New Hampshire Securitys)
The Hans Richter Dadaist Security Prison, where the cells are shoes, the guards are rotting pig's heads and the prisoners are any 18 year olds named Tuesday.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bus Taker on January 27, 2012, 10:27:50 PM
Camden, NJ

World's Worst Auto-Correct Fails
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: shodan on January 27, 2012, 11:37:29 PM
this one is true. it happened to me

'"sup?"
"nm, talking to my ex. she wants sumthin."
lol is that a good *thong* or a bad *thong*?"

meant to say thing.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: AmazingThor on February 10, 2012, 09:39:29 PM
great one from comedian Sabistian Maniscalco on why you never drunkenly text your girlfriend:
What do you mean you want to "kick my puppy"?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 13, 2012, 01:08:48 PM
Did you mean to say "Justin Beaver"?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 13, 2012, 01:09:10 PM
World's Worst Nations
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on February 13, 2012, 03:56:39 PM
The Republic Of Fuckyoueverybodywhosnotusia

Invadehereia

France

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Invader_quirk on February 13, 2012, 05:30:35 PM
Trashcanistan
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on February 13, 2012, 05:31:30 PM
Isaacistan
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 20, 2012, 07:04:56 AM
Blandsylvania
The Democratic People's Republic of Bloody Coup
Hexico
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 20, 2012, 07:06:42 AM
World's Worst Socially Relevant Films (for Oscar Season)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on February 24, 2012, 05:37:50 PM
The Hangover Part II
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Prince of Space 5049 on February 24, 2012, 07:45:13 PM
Phony I'm so jealous of Brad Pitt Ball
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 25, 2012, 02:37:48 PM
If I Did It: The OJ SImpson Story
A Period Drama But About Gay Marriage
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Nominated
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on February 25, 2012, 05:25:43 PM
Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Invader_quirk on February 26, 2012, 09:08:25 PM
9/11 Scared My Dog
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on February 26, 2012, 09:55:07 PM
The Gay Cancer/Aids Patient Holocaust Survivor
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Bus Taker on March 07, 2012, 10:25:49 PM
When DVD players malfunction

NEXT: World's worst cat toys
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: D.B. Barnes on March 07, 2012, 11:11:36 PM
For the cat? That's easy. Anything other than the box or the bag it came in.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: anais.jude on March 08, 2012, 07:49:00 AM
Worst as in causes most torture and freakouts: Laser Pointer (and if I have some catnip around....well it gets a little Showtime After Dark wink wink nudge nudge

Worst as in stupid and lame: I have never been a fan of those HUGE cat condos. Why should they have a more luxuious place than me?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Invader_quirk on March 08, 2012, 08:36:29 AM
Anything marketed as a cat toy. What the hell's the fun of playing with stuff the humans want you to?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on March 08, 2012, 08:47:34 AM
A large dog.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 09, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
BatNip (easy mistake to make)
Pretty much anything you own
Laser Blaster Pointer
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 09, 2012, 05:53:36 PM
World's Worst TV shows for Christians
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on March 09, 2012, 10:04:20 PM
Anything that is actually enjoyable.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on March 09, 2012, 10:34:29 PM
Monty Python's Life Of Brian: The Series
Richard Dawkins' Praise Hour


Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on March 09, 2012, 11:06:55 PM
The Discovery Channel

The Big Bang Theory
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: daltysmilth on March 09, 2012, 11:29:17 PM
TCT-- After Dark
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: AmazingThor on March 30, 2012, 11:40:39 AM
Hmm... I can't think of any funny ones so I'll just say that growing up my friend got in trouble because he came to my house and watched Smurfs. Apparently his parents thought Smurfs endorsed witchcraft. And here I was just watching it for the subtle Communist indoctrination.

Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Danecho1967 on May 01, 2012, 09:02:50 AM
New topic:  World's worst stories to tell at the dinner table.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: therul on May 01, 2012, 10:40:47 AM
Experimental Surgery

Worlds Worst nick nack
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on May 01, 2012, 12:52:57 PM
New topic:  World's worst stories to tell at the dinner table.
Why you all suck.

Why Linda isn't pregnant anymore (and yet doesn't have a baby).

Grandpa's urinary problems (complete with Powerpoint presentation).

Twilight.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Sideswipe on May 03, 2012, 01:07:26 PM
Wait, Twilight counts as a story?  I thought something has to actually happen in stories?
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: therul on May 03, 2012, 01:15:32 PM
why one of the kids does not look like Dad
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: MontyServo on May 03, 2012, 10:58:07 PM
Worlds Worst nick nack

Lemmy's belly button lint.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on May 04, 2012, 05:30:30 AM
Worlds Worst nick nack

Paddy Whack's chewed bone collection.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 11, 2012, 01:44:38 PM
World's Worst Secret Identities
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on August 11, 2012, 03:52:47 PM
World's Worst Secret Identities
Dr. Insano
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: AmazingThor on August 12, 2012, 06:20:34 PM
World's Worst Secret Identities
James Bond. Seriously, for a spy he certainly isn't shy about telling everyone his name.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 22, 2012, 06:48:26 PM
Abraham Superman
Diana Prince: Professional Wonder Woman Impersonator
A sodium pentothal addict.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: GordonZola on October 05, 2012, 04:46:17 PM
World's Worst Secret Identities

Ironman
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 13, 2012, 12:33:11 PM
World's Worst IT Professionals
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: GordonZola on October 13, 2012, 12:39:59 PM
(http://cache.thisorth.at/00000/00043/011.460x325.jpg)
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 14, 2012, 10:05:49 AM
No, worst, WORST!

Also, I'm pretty sure that's Itt.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Darth Geek on October 14, 2012, 02:54:11 PM
World's Worst IT Professionals
The assasin on the train in Abduction.
Title: Re: World's Worst
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 16, 2012, 02:11:16 PM
SKYNET (He's good... until a point)
That guy who never got beyond DOS
Justin Long (Seriously, MAC, you want me to pick him OVER John Hodgman?)