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Title: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 17, 2007, 12:17:28 AM
Basically it's just the same as the quote something thread except the quotes should be connected thematically, said by the same character or a continuation of a previous quote.

For example, if we start off with this quote:

Miss Hoover (Simpsons):  "Ralph, remember the time you thought you saw Snagglepuss outside?"

You can continue:
Ralph:  "He was going to the bathroom"

Go with the same character:
Mrs. Krabappel:  "I've never heard the word Embiggens before I came to Springfield"
Miss Hoover:  "It's a perfectly cromulent word"

or go with some quote about or from Snagglepuss, like "Heavens to Murgatroid!"

So then, you pick the first choice (which should have been finished anyway.  It is the punchline after all), you can then do a Ralph quote, or a bathroom related quote, but not really a continuation because the scene and joke end, but a continuation may come up later.  You with me?

So I'll start with this:

(From Freakazoid)
Lord Bravery: [talking to his grandmother] People your age die. Why won't you.
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Pak-Man on May 17, 2007, 01:29:21 AM
"What kind of superhero calls himself "Lord Smoked Meat and Fishes!?"
"One who wants the element of surprise!"
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 17, 2007, 09:54:25 AM
($Monty Python and the Holy Grail, on surprise)
    Arthur: [to Bedevere] What happens now?
    Bedevere: Well, Lancelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
    Arthur: ... Who leaps out?
    Bedevere: [slowly realises] ...Uh — uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
    Arthur: [in despair] Ohh...
    Bedevere: Oh. Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger...
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: YoohooRiffer on May 17, 2007, 10:05:21 AM
Arthur/Knights: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Hebs on May 17, 2007, 02:00:27 PM
"I AM DEATH... "
"Is this about the hedges?"  - Graham Chapman  - The Meaning of Life
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 18, 2007, 08:35:05 AM
"HEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!"  The Tick, as he is attacked by ninja disguised as hedges. Issue #4 I believe.
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 10:08:37 AM
"Spoooon!" -Tick's battle cry
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: YoohooRiffer on May 18, 2007, 02:46:42 PM
"Excuse me, I need a spoOOOO" [a spoon slides out of his mouth]- Bruce Almighty
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 20, 2007, 11:01:49 PM
"There is no spoon."
- Bald Kid from The Matrix
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 21, 2007, 08:16:22 PM
Simpsons: Bart Vs. Austrailia
 Australian: You call that a knife? (brandishes a spoon) This is a knife.
Bart: That's not a knife. That's a spoon.
 Australian: Alright, alright, you win. Heh. I see you've played "Knifey-Spoony" before.
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Pak-Man on May 22, 2007, 02:07:50 AM
Space Ghost: (Singing) I'm a kniiiiiiife. Knifin' arouuuuuund. CUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUT!
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Hebs on May 22, 2007, 03:24:37 PM
"CUT! (make scissors with fingers) IT (point)  OUT! (thumb over shoulder):

- Uncle Joey signature move on Full House
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Pak-Man on May 23, 2007, 01:06:10 AM
How rude!

(Cutesy Mary-Kate/Ashley catch phrase from Full House)
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 23, 2007, 01:54:20 AM
How rude!

Jar Jar Binks catchphrase for some reason.
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: AmazingThor on May 23, 2007, 12:56:45 PM
[barfing sound fx] - Kevin Murphy on watching Jar Jar Binks.
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 10, 2010, 08:48:05 PM
"Barf"

bad guys when they get hit in River City Ransom

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Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Tripe on April 15, 2010, 01:02:29 PM
Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Action Batch on April 15, 2010, 01:14:41 PM
Doc Brown: A bolt of lightning! Only problem is, you never know when or where they're going to strike.
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Courtney on April 15, 2010, 02:02:30 PM
How rude!

(Cutesy Mary-Kate/Ashley catch phrase from Full House)

Pak, I'd like to tell you three years later than this was in fact not a MK/A catchphrase, but a Jodie Sweetin as Stephanie Judith Tanner one.

I hate myself.

ANYWAY.

Michael Scott: Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice… strike three.
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 17, 2010, 03:48:07 PM
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

-Babe Ruth
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Action Batch on April 18, 2010, 08:27:58 AM
Home is where the heart is.
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 19, 2010, 10:13:13 AM
A man's house is his castle

- Edward Coke
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Pak-Man on April 22, 2010, 11:01:27 PM
Catbug is a cat, but he's got bugness in his veins
Manhouse lives within himself with thoughtful human brains
Neither one is equal to the challenge of the freak we'll call
The bee of the bird of the moth
- They Might be Giants
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 24, 2010, 10:20:54 AM
One of Us, One of Us,
Goobble Gobble Goobble Gobble

The Freaks chant, Freaks
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: spaceforarent on May 03, 2010, 06:57:04 AM
One of Us, One of Us,
Goobble Gobble Goobble Gobble

The Freaks chant, Freaks
GOBBLES!

-Timmy, South Park
Title: Re: Connect-a-quote
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 04, 2010, 12:38:29 PM
Crow: DA-DA-DAAAH! It is I, Turkey Volume Guessing Man! Let me explain...All this talk of turkeys in today's movie lead me to realize the true nature of my super power and hence am I now revealed as Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

Mike: So you can guess the volume of any turkey?

Crow: No!

Tom: You're able to deliver a whole lot of guesses about turkeys thereby achieving certain economies of ...?

Crow: No!

Mike: Uuh, you help turkeys out by guessing the volume of their pens?

Crow: No!

Tom: Aah! You guess how high the volume on a stereo would have to be before it annoyed the average turkey?

Crow: No!

Mike: Would you just tell us what you do, please?

Crow: Mike! Would you agree that for any given space it would take a certain number of turkeys to fill it up? In other words, that the volume of any space might be expressed in terms of turkeys?

Mike: Yes.

Crow: Well, behold, for that is my power. I can guess the number of turkeys it would take to fill any given space, for I am Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

Tom: And this is useful because...?

Crow: Sadly, it is not useful at all. And so my powers isolate me and I am a puzzle to the ordinary run of man, although women are drawn to me for my powers are fascinating. And yet there is no woman who can hold me, for always am I confronted by spaces of various sizes and I must guess the number of turkeys it would take to fill them, for I am Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

Mike: And nobody else can do this?

Crow: Well, try it.

Mike: OK, this space here from window to window, the door, OK, 11,550 turkeys.

Crow: That's right!

Tom: Mike!

Mike: Really?

Crow: You would do this, Mike! You know, I tell you I'm Turkey Volume Guessing Man, and you just saunter off and guess how many turkeys it takes to fill this space.

Tom: Oh, boy.

Crow: Well, bite me, OK, Mike!

Mike: It was just a lucky guess, Crow.

Crow: Something special about Crow? Well, here's Mike to spit up all over it. I'm just sick of it, Mike. I can't even switch to chicken volume guessing 'cause it just doesn't work. I hate you, Mike!

Mike: Come on...

Crow: I hate you! I don't want to talk to you again!

Mike: Come on, Crow, I didn't mean it. Hey, come on, let's get some lunch, huh? Come on.

Crow: I guess...

Mike: Hey, uhh, I got some turkey.

Crow: Oh, great, I...hey! Aah, well, thanks for breaking me out of my funk, Mike. I've learned a valuable lesson that I shouldn't take turkey volume guessing so seriously.

Mike: No sir!  We'll be right back.

Crow: In fact, just because you can guess turkey volume doesn't mean I can't go ahead and guess turkey volume, too.

Tom: Ha ha, sure it doesn't. We'll be right back.

Crow: In fact, we can be partners. We are Turkey Volume Guessing Men! Off!

Mike: We'll be right back. Sad little man.