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Title: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 22, 2006, 09:31:31 PM
I'm sorry, but Hugh Jackman is shirtless way to much in this movie.  If I were you, I would defiantly not watch this Rifftrax, or at least cover my eyes for like all of it.  If it were up to me, I'd remove X Men from the catalog.  Shame on you Rifftrax.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: AvestheFox on September 22, 2006, 09:37:04 PM
You're kidding, right?

atleast its not Patrick Swayze all over again
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Sharktopus on September 22, 2006, 10:06:46 PM
Forget Huge Ackman - Uncle Jesse's ex-wife is completely nude in every scene she appears in! I have to go wash my eyes and say a hundred Aves.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 22, 2006, 10:15:00 PM
Oh, sorry, I didn't see that.  I had my hypnotherapist train me so that whenever I see a naked women I immediately forget the last five seconds. 

So if that's the case, I think I'll start a petition to ban X men.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 22, 2006, 10:42:48 PM
wats wrong with naked women with blue paint on them?
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: ScottotD on September 22, 2006, 10:53:16 PM
I'm sorry, but Hugh Jackman is shirtless way to much in this movie.  If I were you, I would defiantly not watch this Rifftrax, or at least cover my eyes for like all of it.  If it were up to me, I'd remove X Men from the catalog.  Shame on you Rifftrax.

Champagne Comedy!

It also has 'X' in the title which is the rudest letter in the alphabet.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Road_Element on September 22, 2006, 11:46:16 PM
Well at least he wasnt as shirtless as long as Patrick Swayze was in Road House. I mean at least there wasnt a 10 minutes scene with Wolverine flexing his pecs. Anyways Wolverine is shirtless alot in the comics. Singer was only trying to satisfy the target audience for this movie.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Hardware on September 23, 2006, 01:14:07 AM
Heh, I wondered how long it would take someone to do something like this...ahem: "You are all quite clever, certainly put me in my place, that is for sure." ::)

In all seriousness though guys, there are people out there who would prefer a cleaner RiffTrax, and the (real) Bawdiness Ratings are just to let them know what to expect before they download it.  They obviously weren't intended for the "incredibly witty" people who have posted in this joke thread up until now.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: ScottotD on September 23, 2006, 01:51:13 AM
Didn't the poll show there were exactly 4 people who care?
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 23, 2006, 06:56:35 AM
Just havin a bit-o-fun.  Nothing personal.  It's cool that you're still standing up for what you believe in.  I just felt like standing up too.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Hardware on September 23, 2006, 09:30:15 AM
Didn't the poll show there were exactly 4 people who care?

Actually, the poll  (http://rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=59.0)went for a little longer than that, and as it currently stands, 10.7% of the vote is for either less or no cursing in RiffTrax - most of that for no cursing at all.  Obviously not the majority, but enough to matter, I think. :)
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Sharktopus on September 23, 2006, 12:40:46 PM
Just don't accidentally rent Sex-Men. Then you'll really be in for a surprise.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Road_Element on September 23, 2006, 12:48:01 PM
Just don't accidentally rent Sex-Men. Then you'll really be in for a surprise.

or Orgazmo, yes its a real movie from the people who do South Park.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 23, 2006, 12:56:18 PM
If you accidentally rent Orgazmo when you meant to rent X men, I have a feeling you'd be too stoned to be offended by anything.  Even if the whole film was a man sitting in a chair insulting you while playing with himself, you probably wouldn't care.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 23, 2006, 01:04:22 PM
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If you accidentally rent Orgazmo when you meant to rent X men, I have a feeling you'd be too stoned to be offended by anything.  Even if the whole film was a man sitting in a chair insulting you while playing with himself, you probably wouldn't care.

heheh nice.  i just pray to heaven that isnt a story of personal experience
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Sharktopus on September 24, 2006, 11:56:17 AM
Even if the whole film was a man sitting in a chair insulting you while playing with himself...

You just described Eyes Wide Shut.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 24, 2006, 12:08:18 PM
Man there's a lot of Eyes Wide Shut hate in these forums.  I'll be the first to say that I liked that film.  I like how it was shot, the mood it set, and the horribly real characters that it depicts.  To me it said something frightening, that everything stays the same. 
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 24, 2006, 05:32:22 PM
uh i hope i dont know anyone your do.  Cause i would hate to have to call anyone in that thing as "real".  kubricks corpse can go get a step ladder and then jump up my butt.  I cant stand kubrick.  The only thing i ever fully enjoyed that he was a part of strangeglove.  and even that i would buy unless it was 5 bucks at the commissary
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: starfighter on September 24, 2006, 11:30:13 PM
     Strangeglove?? Is that the Michael Jackson movie??
    I have to disagree with you on Kubrick.  Only problem with his career was his work habits, since I wish he'd made many more films.  Especially wish that he had made A.I. instead of Spielberg.
    Try Paths of Glory some time. Or Lolita. Or Barry Lyndon.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on September 26, 2006, 05:24:38 AM
I cant stand kubrick.

Really? ::)

Kubrick was a genius.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Sharktopus on September 28, 2006, 08:53:50 AM
WAS a genius. Until he went batshit while making 2001. Kinda like Coppola during Apocalypse Now, or to a lesser extent, Lucas during Howard The Duck.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on September 28, 2006, 10:30:50 AM
Kubrick continued to make great films until the end of his life/career. Coppola didn't hit a real low until "Dracula," and it pretty much went downhill from there. I never liked George Lucas' movies. Lucas was never a genius.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 28, 2006, 10:32:44 AM
lucas is a MONEY making genius. 

I still cant think of a "great" kubrick film, but hey its all opinion. 
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Calvin Hobbes on September 29, 2006, 02:34:46 PM
lucas is a MONEY making genius. 

I still cant think of a "great" kubrick film, but hey its all opinion. 

I'd say "A Clockwork Orange", "Full Metal Jacket" and "The Shining" were all pretty great films...
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 29, 2006, 03:34:59 PM
like i said opinion.

let me tell you a weird senario. 

im in the military (no thats not it let me finish)  well in training there is very little we can do for fun.  but they do have little community centers for everyone.  one of the things to do was watch movies at this place.  well one of the movies people thought was fun was full metal jacket.  Someone would put it in and it slowly a crowd would build up around the tv.  that is a crowd would build up right until the TI, mr. emery, was shot.  as soon as he died no one cared about the rest of the movie. 

Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: MrTorso on September 29, 2006, 03:47:42 PM
I have always watched FMJ as if it were two movies. I have watched the boot camp portion more than the rest. I am not a Kubrick nut or aything. I like Clockwork Orange though.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Road_Element on September 29, 2006, 03:59:10 PM
All i know is this movie was so obscene. How dare that hugh jackman (aka Vovorine) show his man nipples to impressible young minds and in one of those dirty comic book movies to. How dare he. HOW DARE HE. and How dare Mr Micheal J Nelson make fun of this dirty movie with his filthy, filthy comments. Im going to call mister Fredric Wortham and call for a boycott on anything made by mr Huge Jackman. Sorry i mean Hugh Jackman and Mr Nelson and his friends Mr Corbettnite & Mr Hershey Kisses. This movie is so dirty and it even has X in its name. A Dirty Dirty movie.

P.s. im just joking and if you didnt know fredric wortham was the one who tryed to banned comics in the 50's.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on September 30, 2006, 02:42:42 PM
P.s. im just joking and if you didnt know friedrich wortham was the one who tryed to banned comics in the 50's.

No, that was Fredric Wertham. ;D
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: optimus357 on August 13, 2007, 06:04:44 PM
I am just glad that Wolvie found a pair of indestructible pants for X3 with that scene where he is approaching the out of control Phoenix in Jean Grey.  If you are offended by them nipples just wait til you see his 7th retractable claw.  Snikt.
Title: Re: Bawdiness Rating
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 15, 2007, 09:21:51 PM
I actually saw Eyes Wide Shut for the first time on Saturday and I have to say it was a good movie.  It was well made, it had an intriguing story.  But it was missing something.  I'm not sure what.  It's really a journey movie travelling (at first) into a surreal dreamlike night and then into the harsh light of day.  I like the fact that there's a lot of unrevealed stuff.  But I guess my problem is after the Night section of the movie is done, the day elements, though still good are anti-climactic.  Also, I really don't care for Tom Cruise or Nicole Kidman.