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Members Hub => Board Games for the Bored => Topic started by: Oceaniclost on May 05, 2007, 02:34:07 AM
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Those of you who have seen Space Mutiny, Mike and the bots make numerous fake action hero names.
like Crud Bonemeal.
What is your Space Mutiny action hero name?
mine is
Copper Steelrod
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Rock McStone
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Rod Tungsten.
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Zoom Zipton
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Chip Nutblock
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Blast Hardcheese
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Blast Hardcheese
Isn't that one from the episode? Lazy.
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Blast Hardcheese
Isn't that one from the episode? Lazy.
Damn these rules, no one told me! I will fight the power, oh YES, I will.
Brice Lance..... oh wait.
Dirk McGroin
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Well he didn't actually say they had to be new.
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Stump Chunkman
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Nash Breakstone
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When I was making my gamertag for X-box live I thought I was using an actual one from the show but I was wrong:
Beef Fistpunch
http://mst3krollfizzlebeef.ytmnd.com/
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Steel Kickshot
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No lie, when I worked at a comic shop, one of our subscribers was "Joe Maxfield Power". He's probably out fighting crime right now under his superhero name.
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Bob Johnson!
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Butch Punchsteel
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Stunt Loinchop!
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Steak Crackstone
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Rock Hardbrick
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Lug Brickfist
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Biff Mastersontonvillford
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Crisp Sidebacon
No lie, when I worked at a comic shop, one of our subscribers was "Joe Maxfield Power". He's probably out fighting crime right now under his superhero name.
Homer: "I'd like to get my name embroidered on this shirt. Max Power."
Sales clerk: "My, what a strong, manly name!"
Homer: "Thanks. I got it from a hair dryer."
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Homer: "I'd like to get my name embroidered on this shirt. Max Power."
Sales clerk: "My, what a strong, manly name!"
Homer: "Thanks. I got it from a hair dryer."
:clap:
That episode and "You Only Move Twice" are my favorite Simpsons episodes.
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Homer: "I'd like to get my name embroidered on this shirt. Max Power."
Sales clerk: "My, what a strong, manly name!"
Homer: "Thanks. I got it from a hair dryer."
:clap:
That episode and "You Only Move Twice" are my favorite Simpsons episodes.
(http://userpic.livejournal.com/51493699/9899449)
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That episode and "You Only Move Twice" are my favorite Simpsons episodes.
(http://userpic.livejournal.com/51493699/9899449)
That's awesome!!
:clap:
I especially like when Homer tackles the Sean Connery-esque spy.
"Homer when you get home tonight, there's going to be another story on it"
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That episode and "You Only Move Twice" are my favorite Simpsons episodes.
(http://userpic.livejournal.com/51493699/9899449)
That's awesome!!
:clap:
I especially like when Homer tackles the Sean Connery-esque spy.
"Homer when you get home tonight, there's going to be another story on it"
"It'd really help me a lot if you want to kill a few guys on your way out!"
The real genius of that episode is that Hank Scorpio would probably be a really fair world-conqueror. Man, The Simpsons used to be the best thing ever...
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The real genius of that episode is that Hank Scorpio would probably be a really fair world-conqueror. Man, The Simpsons used to be the best thing ever...
I could definately be ruled by Hank Scorpio. He'd make a better leader than the one we've got now *zing*.
Man, how long ago was that episode?
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Originally aired November 3, 1996, the first epsiode of The Simpsons' 8th season after Threehouse of Horror VII. Wow. Time flies.
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That thing aired before I was even into Simpsons. That's mainly cause i was only 8 at the time. Nevertheless that is one of the greats.
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That thing aired before I was even into Simpsons. That's mainly cause i was only 8 at the time. Nevertheless that is one of the greats.
Wait, if you were 8 in 1996... carry the 1... pi2 times the radius of the moon... adjust for inflation... you're young.
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That thing aired before I was even into Simpsons. That's mainly cause i was only 8 at the time. Nevertheless that is one of the greats.
Wait, if you were 8 in 1996... carry the 1... pi2 times the radius of the moon... adjust for inflation... you're young.
Apparently I am compared to you, Mr. I Met Abraham Lincoln. Yep, i'm 19 years young and i should be studying for my college finals but this is much more amusing.
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Yes, I met President Lincoln, but I was but a wee lad. Randy, however, is so old he went to school with Abe.
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Well I guess you'd agree with me then, that if Lincoln were alive today he'd be desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help.
Ah good ol' Abe...
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Thread De-rail
Trunk Fiststomp
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Thread De-rail
:D
Boot Trunkhatch
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Whip Ironblood
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Crunk Pecmetal!
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Slam Tire-iron
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Book Hardback!
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Kick McSteelBritches
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Gouge McGranite
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Slap OpenFist
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Hawk Gunite
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Kill McNoMercy
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Whip Pistoltoes
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Flak Ripchunk
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Slug Fistface
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Rose Goodsmell
I mean.. Slate Cutstomp
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Dr. Crush Payne
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Crud Skullcrush
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Rip Facecrush
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Decker Ramfist
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Tank Thornsmash
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Slab Crunchfist
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Spy McDanger
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Guybrush Threepwood... wait, no, sorry.
Migraine McBrainhurty
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Butch Silverback
Rod Tungsten.
Book Hardback!
Somebody's not taking this seriously. :D
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Slap Buttpunch
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You know, our hero has been getting a lot of names, but what about his love intersest/grandmother?
Baron Ferious von Steelfist
Angnes Swallowslots
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Wide Loadis-Maximus
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You know, our hero has been getting a lot of names, but what about his love intersest/grandmother?
Lycra Unstable
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Him: Potentate Dirk Drywall
Her: Skanky Whoreslots
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Chisel Meatman and his lovely grammabride Milicent Buttwaggle
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Crank Meatmangle!
And his sidekick, Mincy McSpandex.
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Stomp Kneegroin teams up with his partner, the Amazing Spider-Skank.
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Steel Stainless and his lady, Gammy Goldengirl
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Slash Pigiron!
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Stump Plugnugget and Tammi Chintuck!
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Stump Plugnugget and Tammi Chintuck!
:D Someone should organize a poll at the end of this thread so we can vote for our favorites.
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Someone should organize a poll at the end of this thread so we can vote for our favorites.
That's a great idea. The only problem? This thread should never end.
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Hero: Lunge Manparts
Lady: Chesty McPertnipple
Grandmother: Nan Fitzoldenbroad
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I hereby declare this the funniest thread ever.
Knock Smeltfire and Agnes Steelbuns
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I hereby declare this the funniest thread ever.
Agreed
Slam McFiststeak
Weary McChintuck
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Biff Nuttbutter and Doris Fluffernutter
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That thing aired before I was even into Simpsons. That's mainly cause i was only 8 at the time. Nevertheless that is one of the greats.
Wait, if you were 8 in 1996... carry the 1... pi2 times the radius of the moon... adjust for inflation... you're young.
Damn. I graduated from high school in 95. I feel so old...
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Cliff Abflex and his grandmadaughter Wrinkles McMompants.
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Dude Wagonsteer.
Grunt Van Bigplodder.
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Zema Eightieswear and her grandma "Waistbelt"
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Adolf von Liftlots
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Tack Pointybits
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Chuck Slagpress!
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Nails von Stompenstein
and for her.....
Eyelift McSlimfast
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Eyelift McSlimfast
Brilliant.. :D
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Clench Squatthrust!
w/ lover Dentures McBonejump
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I hope that poor woman never reads this forum!
Slug Groinpull
Corsett de la 'Elder
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Swig "Ginormous" Manmuscle
and his woman:
Mildred "Droops" Trickbaby
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Cram Thickskin
with the lovely Screech Cheeselegs
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Hutch McHardstrong
and his lady friend:
Dame Delta Smittenblitz
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Biff Nevernude!
Flabby von Botox!
Lezzy VanDyke!
Joey "Peeps" McTesticle!
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Lance Bucklesweat (the only man with a more unfortunate perspiration problem than Richard Simmons)
Norton Fingertough (once killed a man by staring at his finger)
Sally Lipcorns (the best kisser at the 1978 Harvest County Fair!)
Miranda Wangwhacker (the hooker with the heart of gold!)
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Biff Nevernude!
Hey! No Arrested Development cheating!
Kill McStabton
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Chad Rockington
and
Jasmania Nobra
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Mandrak Axelrod
and his own 'boy wonder'
Tad Pubicowitzberg
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Zuba WheySlurp
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Biff Rockbottom
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Pain Donthurt!
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Plank Deadfall and his lady Amanda Suckoff
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Doc Headnod
(http://www.ukmedixplus.co.uk/forum/memberimages/meemo382001/avatar/jack%20lost.jpg)
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Doc Headnod
(http://www.medgadget.com/archives/clooney-er.jpg)
;D
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Or if you want to try George Lucas names:
Douchebaggano
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Buck Poundstone
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Pussy Lovelace
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O. Tannenbaum
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Tack Pincushion
and his henchman
Brock Hammerslob
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Amanda Suckoff
Doesn't she play Starbuck on the new Battlestar Galactica?
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Grope Sexfiend!
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Tat Squeezeton
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Sexton Hardcastle
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Tat Bloodmeal
Mick McMickston
Brawn St. Nutcrunch
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Punk Curbstomp
and his sidekick:
Itchy McTwitch
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Washout Whiteout
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Slap Rockwall and his lady friend Gut Suck-in
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Brock Cardboard
and
Milky Whiteface!
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Orlando.... Bloom?
Dammit, let me try again:
Thor Bigstick
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Scab Burn
Granny Ho
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Scrum Rugburn!
Greek Scrotehair!
Pistol Sagebrush!
Freddy McFraglots!
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Clank Stormfist
Biff Chopjaw
Pec Lasershot
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Stretch Tanktop
Shift Capslock
Beef McRoidrage
Stump Squatthrust
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Flimsy Shackleburn!
Brick Lumpface!
Ding Airplane!
Whipper Williams!
and
Paper McLooseleaf!
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Wedge Doorstop!
Torque Knucklebone!
Biff Powbang!
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Chad Crunchdent!
Brick McBallswagger!
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Rod Thicknob!
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Bowser Brittlenut
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Buck Chucknuck!
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Breaker Appleseed
Whip Farthusker
Crank Shatterbones
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Storm Gutpunch!
Riff Badmovie!
Lard Fatass!
Stock Nasdaq!
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Bob Johnson!
That cracks me up every time.
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Hardass Solidrectum!
Funk Smellgood!
Rip Oneloud!
Float Waterlog!
Ware D'Helamai!
Trunk Barkley
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Well the best action hero name i can think of has already been done before in another movie.
Perhaps you're all familar with a certain "Zap Rowsdower"? ;D
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Slap Teste!
Whip Chestgrease
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Pike Bonemiller
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Rock Lightning
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Stuff Crotchbulge
Brock Stairmaster
Killy McStabberton
Bulk Roidrage
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Kelli Wrinklbuns
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Clutch Battlehead
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Frosty McStiffNipple
Chilly Ballshrink
Hurt WoundPain
Scratch Buttrash
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Pummel Hardpeck
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Red Steelknuckles!
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Bat Mansmasher
Squishy McNeckfat
Shag Skidmark
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Pulling from another thread-
Rust Hammer!
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Jimmy.
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Chunk Manboob!
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Jimmy.
Watch yourself there missy.
(http://www.fotosearch.com.br/comp/RBL/RBL112/ELDERF1.jpg)
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Mark Cutthroat
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Anna Rexic!
Dick Hardthing!
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Ripped Britches!
Speedy McFullThrottle
Ruff Monkeysex!
Dusty Bottoms! (I know its from 3 Amigos, but I love it anyway!)
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Kink Jinkos
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Whip Hardfart
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Whip Hardfart
That sounds like John Candy's secret identity. ;)
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Thrust Manpower
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Sharpie McHighlighter
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Rod Tungstun
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Jimmy.
Watch yourself there missy.
(http://www.fotosearch.com.br/comp/RBL/RBL112/ELDERF1.jpg)
I'm sorry. It won't happen again. Please don't call my dad.
I did my homework over..
Bruce Pecstone
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Vic BadVillain
Token McBlackGuy
Derek Diggledocker
Sans Testicles! (A Family Guy quote, I know.)
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Flank Bigfist
Spike Bricksnap
Flex Manchest
Jack Ironballs
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Manly Hardnose!
Phil Mycup!
Man Lee Mann!
Pepsi Crushcan!
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Rod Tungsten.
Rod Tungstun
I think the thread has officially lapped itself.
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Incredible. Okay, I need to try extra hard for an original....
Ed?
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Wood?
Crap!
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Rod Tungsten.
Rod Tungstun
I think the thread has officially lapped itself.
* as I frantically look up the lawyers representing "The Island" film-makers*
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Rod Tungsten.
Rod Tungstun
I think the thread has officially lapped itself.
* as I frantically look up the lawyers representing "The Island" film-makers*
I too am looking for the lawyers representing "The Island"
They're names:
Crack Bonebreak
and, ironically:
Rod Tungsten!