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Title: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 27, 2007, 01:59:34 PM
Which ones made you laugh the hardest?
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 27, 2007, 02:39:54 PM
I really liked "You know what they call this movie in France?"

"Casino Quarter-Pounder?"

"Yeah."
 :D
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: 6079SmithW on April 27, 2007, 05:52:07 PM
Hands down the "If You See Her, Say Hello" riff. Man, this was such a wonderfully literate rifftrax, I feel smarter just for having listened.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Wiseblood on April 27, 2007, 05:59:21 PM
"Weirdest part of this scene...Mathis has been in there taking a dump the whole time"
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Compound on April 27, 2007, 11:21:24 PM
"Hey, are you guys playing cards?"

Kevin's delivery on that one was just great.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: TheUnabeefer on April 28, 2007, 12:34:08 AM
"I love the water."
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 28, 2007, 09:00:01 AM
Favorite line:  :rimshot:
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Rattrap007 on April 29, 2007, 10:06:29 AM
Love the rim shots and Kev's line "Piazza. Mike. Mike. Piazza." :lol
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Crowmeus on April 29, 2007, 10:20:02 AM
I probably wont be able to watch another Bond movie without thinking everything he touches has to be worth at least $11,000.

The cigarette he was smoking at the beginning of Dr No: $11,000.
The golf clubs he used in Goldfinger: $11,000.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: macleod on April 29, 2007, 11:28:06 AM
I'll pull out of the doldrums of inactivity again....

I thought the Heiki Kegero line (about the Japanese Card player with long hair) was great, but by far the most obscure line EVER in a rifftrax

That was one of the opponents on Super Punch Out for the super nintendo....anyone else pick up on that?
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Rattrap007 on April 29, 2007, 01:00:39 PM
I'll pull out of the doldrums of inactivity again....

I thought the Heiki Kegero line (about the Japanese Card player with long hair) was great, but by far the most obscure line EVER in a rifftrax

That was one of the opponents on Super Punch Out for the super nintendo....anyone else pick up on that?

OMG!! That is what it was? :lol Now i'm getting a flsh back to the guy. :lol
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Raven on April 29, 2007, 01:05:47 PM
Kevins repeated  :rimshot: :rimshot: :rimshot: :rimshot: :rimshot:

had us all laughing our asses off.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: dignan on April 29, 2007, 01:58:41 PM
I'll pull out of the doldrums of inactivity again....

I thought the Heiki Kegero line (about the Japanese Card player with long hair) was great, but by far the most obscure line EVER in a rifftrax

That was one of the opponents on Super Punch Out for the super nintendo....anyone else pick up on that?

I THOUGHT that was the Punch-Out guy, but then I was like, "Naah, that couldn't be right."  Holy crap!
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 29, 2007, 04:45:49 PM
"well, it looks like I just killed that guy. Sorry I'm new. I haven't come up with any witty one-liners yet."
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Hazzah on April 29, 2007, 05:23:28 PM
"The english guy doesn't so much leap as much as he plummets."


Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 29, 2007, 05:37:56 PM
"The english guy doesn't so much leap as much as he plummets."




 :D

"English guy!"
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 29, 2007, 06:44:25 PM
"The english guy doesn't so much leap as much as he plummets."




 :D

"English guy!"

I loved those two. Them, and

"Ericcson Phones: Our products can't actually do this."
and
"Bond SMASH!"
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 29, 2007, 06:48:15 PM
I liked Kevin's Nokia ring into the bond theme.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 29, 2007, 06:49:52 PM
And the Bond theme into the Indiana Jones theme when they were fighting in the cab of the truck.  ;D
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Psyclone on April 30, 2007, 01:38:44 PM
"So revolvers fire Mandelbrot sets?"
"BOND SMASH!"
"Oh, so they use 6 Blu-ray decks to store their security videos?"
"I can't believe he used the old Bugs Bunny trick!"

The great thing about those lines is they're all similar to riffs I made in my head when I first watched the movie (the only thing missing was making a CSI:Miami joke when they found the corpse in the hammock). It's a great movie, but even better with the riffing!
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Pak-Man on April 30, 2007, 06:07:31 PM
Nokia: Our phones can't actually do this!
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Minnesota on April 30, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
that was a classic ^^^^^
they really came to this one prepared, that one riff about feeding her tamagatchi (sp?) was frickin hilarious as well
I also really liked the 'lost super mario bros.' riff

plus Psyclone was right on with these two

"BOND SMASH!"
"I can't believe he used the old Bugs Bunny trick!"
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Smoky on April 30, 2007, 10:11:01 PM
"Oh, he must be the lost Supermario Brother"

"Bond Smash!"

Both hilarious. That whole scene was funny by itself, the way the two characters were jumping around like frogs and defying gravity.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 01, 2007, 08:43:46 AM
The original prince of persia.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Gibborino on May 01, 2007, 08:58:24 AM
Felix Leiter: I should introduce myself, seeing as we're related.
Mike: [as Leiter] I'm your Aunt Debbie.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Psyclone on May 02, 2007, 04:19:19 AM
Other riffs I loved (but I didn't think of)

"Hey! M bought herself a vowel!"
"If you lose, our government will have directly financed terrorism." "We prefer to do it indirectly."
(to Vesper) "So, want to get freaky with your twin brother?"
"How can Bond be first alphabetically if Idi Amin is sitting at the table?"
"Send over the guy from "Will it Blend?" so we can put these corpses to use!"
(after the bodies are found in LeChiffre's henchman's trunk) "Mathis came up with this one after watching "Dirty Work" on cable"
"If you start whistling Celine Dion, I'll give you the LeChiffre treatment with your own microphone!"

Great movie, great riffs!
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Rufus T on May 02, 2007, 05:06:10 AM
"well, it looks like I just killed that guy. Sorry I'm new. I haven't come up with any witty one-liners yet."

 That one had me laughing for several minutes.  :clap:
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Indomitus on May 04, 2007, 06:55:51 AM
Anybody else notice that they referenced Eragon, the very next Rifftrax?
"It's a fantasy.  It's kind of like Eragon, but with armed security guards."

Still watching it, but my fave line so far is "Hey! M bought herself a vowel!"
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: mrbasehart on May 09, 2007, 04:33:20 AM
Some excellent lines throughout, but two in particular stood out for me:

"Thrill as Bond drives at reasonable speeds in a Ford Mondeo!"

and

"I am Frenchy McSwissperson, I shall provide obsequiousness for the evening, no?"
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Psyclone on May 09, 2007, 04:39:48 AM
"How about some Nazi gold?"  ;D
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: LadyKenobi on May 09, 2007, 07:29:33 AM
"I gotta go push out a crayon."

"He can't help himself.  Now he's gonna go to the grocery, pick up the kids from soccer practice..."

"EVERYBODY RUN IN CIRCLES AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT."

(Cards show a king and an ace) "Hit me."

And, for some reason, this made Obi-Wan and me laugh very, very hard:

"Oh, good.  My two pineapples are still here."
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: kel4876 on May 11, 2007, 04:03:10 PM
I loved the whole "lax security at the Miami" airport bit  :clap:.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: wakachiwaka on May 12, 2007, 10:37:59 AM
Okay - it's been a long while since my last thorough Q-Tipping, but...

I got a laugh out of Kevin singing "Don't Pay The Ferryman", but only because I, despite being older than dirt, was unfamiliar with the song, and at first I heard "whatever you do, don't play the theremin".

Which is good advice for just about anyone (with the sole exception of Brian Wilson, but I digress) -

dot dot dot...
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: PowerBum on June 03, 2007, 01:47:23 PM
"Oh, great.  Let in MORE water."
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Amy on July 02, 2007, 03:17:48 PM
Yeah, I second the 'pineapples' line--so absurd and out of the blue. I was still giggling about it 15 minutes later.

I also liked, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize someone was filming a Fiona Apple video in here."
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: hare.29 on July 03, 2007, 05:46:17 AM

(Cards show a king and an ace) "Hit me."


This sequence had me rolling.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: nxylas on August 20, 2007, 08:40:39 AM
"it's a note from Cubby Broccoli. It says 'Can you pick up the pace a little? I can move faster than this movie, and I'm dead'",

"It's a fish in a suit"

"I'm glad the ocean has free internet wireless"

"And I like my martinis shaken, not..hey!"

"We shouldn't have run a welding shop out of our embassy"
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Darth Geek on October 05, 2007, 09:48:06 PM
My favorite line (and I can't believe noone has braught this up yet) was when the guys were getting so frustrated about the lack af action and gunplay. I think it was right before he got to the Casino. And one of them says "Shoot SOMETHING. Empty a clip into a mailbox. You owe us!" That one got stuck in my head and had me laughing for days.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: OTC316 on October 19, 2007, 04:36:45 PM
I liked when Mike compared the torture scene to the last birthday party Kevin threw for him. Awesome Party....
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: BassBone on March 22, 2008, 10:04:57 PM
I loved the intercom bit. "Mr. Bond, you are being paged by a Mr. Le Chiffre. Your missing ten million dollars has been found. It is located, quote, 'somewhere in my huge pile of money and you may pick it up at my butt. Burn, burn, rotflmao, pwned, love Le Chiffre.' I really should look these things over before I read them on the intercom.
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: NYFalcon1981 on July 22, 2008, 10:19:30 AM
I'm still laughin at Kevin's " Hey I prefer to fund terrorism by buying pot from the kid up the street"  (or something to that effect)
Title: Re: Our Favorite Lines
Post by: Lsnake on November 07, 2008, 05:24:38 AM
When they sound really dramatic and says:

"Hang on to the edge of your seats as he navigates carefully with a GPS Phone!"

The complete lack of drama in that scene, combined with how dramatic they made it sound, and how silly that line was, made me crack up. Fantastic. Other than that, the repeated yapping about wanting to get to the Casino was also great and kinda mirrored my thoughts about "Where the heck is the casino" the first time I saw it. The drum part was also awesome.

On the whole, it was a very entertaining Rifftrax to an already good movie. But man, that GPS line... ;D