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Title: A slightly different questions game
Post by: msmpls on April 27, 2007, 12:11:42 PM
So in this game you ask a question after answering the previous question.
Observe:

post #1: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

post #2: Sally Struthers
Why does it always rain on me?

post #3: Because you touch yourself at night.
Who let the dogs out?

and so on and so forth....


So here goes: Seriously, who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on April 28, 2007, 11:28:27 AM
A rogue PETA agent.

Where have all the flowers gone?
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Post by: Oceaniclost on May 03, 2007, 02:50:32 AM
to the florist.

when it rains, why does it pour?

Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Sideswipe on May 03, 2007, 06:09:55 AM
 Because I broke the faucet.


Why am I so awesome?
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 03, 2007, 06:50:08 AM
Because of those racing stripes we put on you.  Now you're the fastest kid in school.  Zoom! Zoom!

Who wrote the book of love?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 03, 2007, 08:16:42 AM
Alan Greenspan.

Who does your hair?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: msmpls on May 03, 2007, 02:57:59 PM
That guy under the 4th street overpass.

What's that smell?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 03, 2007, 03:40:08 PM
The doctor just said it's a "condition."  And I thank you kindly to never bring it up again.


Who stole all my butter?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: msmpls on May 03, 2007, 04:21:18 PM
I think that's pretty obvious: Princess Kay of the Milky Way needed it for her traditional "butter bust"

What did Clutchy Hopkins ever do to you?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 04, 2007, 12:37:36 PM
Clutchy put the pedal to the metal and stole Anthony Hopkins name RIGHT when I was about to!

How many people do you know who can do impressions?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 05, 2007, 11:34:55 AM
All of them.

What do Roside O'donnel and Joe Estevez have in common?
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Post by: Hazzah on May 05, 2007, 01:47:40 PM
They both know people named Martin who are more talented than they are.


What is the one thing you REFUSE to recycle? (besides toilet paper)
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: YoohooRiffer on May 05, 2007, 08:29:46 PM
Pickle Jars.  I use them as air freshers.  There's nothing like the smell of dill in the morning!

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 06, 2007, 07:28:18 AM
In Congress.

Will the Simpsons ever be funny again?
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Post by: Nick on May 11, 2007, 09:10:16 AM
Yes, but first you must sacrifice your soul to the gods of Comedy.

 Where is the beef?
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Post by: Hebs on May 11, 2007, 12:38:26 PM
I ate it.  Spent 3 days in detox.

Exactly what came from beneath the sea?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 11, 2007, 09:39:24 PM
Lots of bowling balls.

How are tootsie rolls made??
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 12, 2007, 03:30:11 AM
From the elves, It's their way of using their recycled bathroom waste.

What do the chinese really use chopsticks for?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Sideswipe on May 12, 2007, 03:20:40 PM
For cleaning out their ears

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
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Post by: Hazzah on May 12, 2007, 04:19:07 PM
He's one of the last Portugese shoemakers around.


Does this smell?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 14, 2007, 06:15:26 AM
No, it doesn't have a nose.

What kind of man eats Armor hotdogs?
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Post by: Oceaniclost on May 14, 2007, 06:47:47 AM
A man that has strong teeth to chew through the steel!

If something is lost, can it ever be found?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 06:53:53 AM
Yes, unless it's inocence.

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hebs on May 14, 2007, 10:33:14 AM
The same dude who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong.  He owes me $5

Who shot JR?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 14, 2007, 10:59:48 AM
Adam Greenberg (director of photography) "shot" the movie  "Junior" with his usual cinematic flair.
Why can't I get the Pina Colada song out of my head?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Sideswipe on May 14, 2007, 11:52:24 AM
because you dont want that song to leave your head

Why is the rum gone?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
Because yo mama got in the liqour cabinet.

Is there a graceful way to defend myself against Sideswipe if he takes offense?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 03:53:59 PM
Blame it on broccolli...Sideswipe HATES broccolli!


Has anyone a tissue?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 04:31:17 PM
Yes. 4,347 tissues, in fact. Sorted by fabric and color, sealed in plastic display cases.

Have you seen Cthulu?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hebs on May 14, 2007, 05:29:27 PM
Yes, and he's adorable.  I want him to do my next birthday party.

Do you know the muffin man?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 06:31:45 PM
No, no I don't


Did I leave my green socks in your bath tub last night?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 07:00:11 PM
Is that what those were? I've been holding the bathroom door closed from the outside, whimpering for the last 12 HOURS! So yes.

What if God was one of us?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Sideswipe on May 14, 2007, 07:08:33 PM
I'd be able to beat him senseless for creating broccoli

Why is junkyard talking about my mother?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 07:47:36 PM
Because he needs help opening up a can of whoop ass on himself, I imagine.

What is the appropriet thing to call a person of African descent who is a Brittish citizen, residing in America?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
Fred...he's my cousin.

How many times a day do you fart with your armpit?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 07:53:51 PM
Yikes. Never. You better have yours looked at.

When is Jenny coming around with the Jeep?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 10:22:43 AM
As soon as she gets back from "the block."

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 11:04:28 AM
Coming down on a sunny day? Yesterday and days before? Yeah.


Where's Waldo?
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 01:54:22 PM
On his smoke break. He should be back to work the register in ten minutes.

Which way is up?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 01:58:55 PM
Jump off an embankment. Befor eimpact, keep a carful eye on which way you're moving as you fall. The exact opposite direction is up. And get well soon, by the way.

Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 02:00:55 PM
You know those tid-e-bowl tablets that make your toilet blue? God used a big one of those when he made the world. We're due for a replacement in a few milinea.

Who determines if Santa has been naughty or nice?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 02:01:53 PM
Mrs. Claus. Duh.

Where have all the cowboys gone?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 02:04:02 PM
After Terrell Owens came, they all quit the team.

Who wears short shorts?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 02:07:00 PM
Every child in every Kaiju movie ever made. It's Japan's sickness.

When was the first plastic party hat made?
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Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 06:06:04 PM
Tomorrow.

What time of day was your face born?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 07:13:08 PM
10:34 pm, Ohio Time. My Dad remembers because it was during the Track and Feild competitions of the Olympics, and he was missing it.

What's the most serious thing you've ever said?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 07:45:46 PM
"I'm hungry."

Who farted?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 08:00:29 PM
It was either "Ida Know" or "Notme."

Where does man find the truth?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 08:13:51 PM
Toledo...it allllll comes down to Toledo.


Who wants brewski!?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 08:26:29 PM
John Goodman.

Who inherited the wind?
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Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 08:30:58 PM
My uncle fred.  What a great guy.

Who let the dogs back in?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 05:09:52 AM
McGruff. He's really on their side.

You doing any better, Hazzah?
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Post by: Oceaniclost on May 19, 2007, 08:25:00 AM
This is Hazzah's lawyer, and due to the impending lawsuit, Hazzah is declined from commenting...furthermore...if you have any questions, here's my card.

what did you find under that sofa cushion?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 19, 2007, 11:09:07 AM
Another sofa cushion. So that's where it went!

What has three legs, two tails, and likes bbq?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 01:54:14 PM
I told you not to tell anyone!  And yes, I'm a bit better now, I weaseld some pk's from elsewhere.  ;D

My lawyers gonna kill me!  :-


Who wants a sandwich?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 02:51:10 PM
Starving children in India! (insensitive bastard.)

Where of where, have the smart people gone?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hebs on May 20, 2007, 07:51:49 AM
To become outsourced ITs.

Where have all the cowboys gone?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 08:07:19 AM
To the "Flaming Pony." Huh. Must be a bar for the volunteer Fire Department.

When does the show start?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 03:17:15 PM
The day after rehearsal.

Who clogged up the toilet?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 03:27:34 PM
A fat Ghoulie.


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 05:28:00 PM
340lbs a day! It's true! I saw it on Mythbusters.

Has anyone seen my nachos?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:14:39 PM
Well, they were on the sofa, but it looks like Big Ted is presently wearing them on his hinder.

Will the World end in Fire or in Ice?
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 21, 2007, 09:12:42 AM
Neither. The world will end in Silly Putty.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 09:23:04 AM
No, the music community broke both his knees.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefor art thou, Romeo?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 21, 2007, 04:58:35 PM
He's making another zombie movie. No wait, that's Romero.

In the year 2525, will man still be alive?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 05:21:45 PM
Yes, and we will have finally perfected disco!

What's that on top of your head?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hebs on May 21, 2007, 06:14:04 PM
AHHH oh god get it off get it off!!

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 06:33:42 PM
I don't do either, thank you.

Why isn't the word palindrome itself a palindrome?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:32:03 PM
For the same reason that abbreviation is such a long word.

What is perfection?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 07:32:51 PM
An annoying game with a timer.

So you think you can dance?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:49:48 PM
I belive in myself! Bring it on!

Where is the love?
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Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 07:53:47 PM
In the wash.

Who's going to the finals?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:59:07 PM
Everyone who wants to pass.

Where did everything go so wrong?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 04:58:07 PM
As stated earlier, possibly in another thread...Toledo.  EVERYTHING is Toledo's fault.

Who looooooves potatoes?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 05:01:32 PM
A potato bug. Belive it or not, they're the only insects capable of full fledged love as an emotion.

Will Ross Perot ever become president?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 05:45:30 PM
As soon as a jewish priest is voted President of Uranus

Will Eddie Murphy ever win an Oscar?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 07:01:18 PM
Not unless he stars in an intentionally depressing movie.

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening? (Better get this one riiiiiiight.)
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 23, 2007, 01:00:27 PM
I know the answer but I'm afraid that if I get it right I'll have to marry my mother.

Who is your daddy?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 01:13:42 PM
He invented the internet. That's all I know.

Why did the "hero" from Battlefield Earth look so much like Weird Al?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 06:09:57 PM
Because Weird Al rocks the universe, and the Scientologists know it!



Who rocks harder than Jack Black?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 06:18:31 PM
The 12 nations of Israel, according to Joshua. Oh, wait- Is rocking the same as stoning?

When did TV get really stupid?
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Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:02:52 PM
Exactly 12 seconds AFTER ALF was cancelled.

Who mows your nose hairs?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 07:17:17 PM
After coincidentally discovering my first agressive nose hair just a few hours ago, I'm wondering that myself. I am not going to age well.

How much of sciense is total bushwa?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:28:55 PM
Only the stuff about electricity and the crap about plants.


When's the last time you exercised?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 07:44:33 PM
Around the same year the thigh master was invented, if that narrows it down.

What spoke Zarathustra?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:49:56 PM
These days, what did'nt? Am I right or am I right?!

Do you often massage the opposite sex?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 07:59:02 PM
More often than I would if I asked their permission.

What IS wrong with religion, anyway?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 08:00:43 PM
It's contradictory too often, then again it's not.

Would you mind helping me clean my house?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 08:01:59 PM
We don't live in the same state.

Does that answer your question?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 08:03:37 PM
no.

Has anyone seen my mop?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 08:07:48 PM
It should still be on your head.

Ever seen "Doctor Strangelove?"
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: AmazingThor on May 30, 2007, 08:07:31 AM
The movie or the actual doctor?

Which way is up?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:25:24 AM
"Up" does not in fact exsist, except when related to an object. During the day, "up" from the Sun is "down" from the Earth.

When is too much, too much?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 05:39:02 PM
About yesterday.

Who wants to go to VEGAS?!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 06:06:19 PM
YO MAMMA!

Where do the wild things dwell?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 06:31:14 PM
In Toledo.  I keep telling you, EVERYTHING leads to Toledo!

Who wants to work out their quads with me?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:09:30 PM
They prefer the term quadrapalegics, thank you, and they're perfectly capable of workig out on their own.

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? How to get to Sesame Street? How to get to Sesame Street?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:20:55 PM
You know that wrong turn in Albuqurque?  Take it!

Anyone wanna join me for a Chevy Chase marathon?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:36:12 PM
Does that mean we'll force Chevy to run several miles with a cattle prod? Yes!

How could you? >:(
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:37:33 PM
With scotch tape and bubble wrap...anything's possible!

Would someone PLEASE answer the phone?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:42:24 PM
Look, just because we work at an Ambulance service doesn't mean I don't have things to do.

Was that really nessesary?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 09:20:15 AM
Well, I certainly think so.

Does my hair look 'cool'?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 09:32:51 AM
If you look like the picture under your name, yes.

Can the film "Alien" still scare kids?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 09:37:03 AM
Yes, but only if you're wimpy. LOL

Will you smell this?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 09:42:39 AM
Not on your life.

Can you read the Rosetta Stone?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 04:48:46 PM
Only with my reading glasses.

Do I have something in my teeth?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 05:44:50 PM
Huge amounts of bacteria. You'd be out of your mind with fear if you knew just how much.

When's dinner?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 05:54:16 PM
Over and done with, my young padawan learner.

Oh must you, really?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 07:39:45 PM
Yes, I must.

Do you know any werewolves?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 08:10:22 PM
There's my uncle Ralph Werewolfian...but he's more of a vampire.

Anyone like sushi?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 07:24:28 PM
I do! I do! (They need to make a sushi breakfast cereal, by the way.)

What do you know about Egyptian mythology?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 07:58:57 PM
I'm good, thanks.

What movie you wanna go see?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 08:24:07 PM
Aliens vs Predator 2

May I take a moment to talk to you about Jesus Christ?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 08:27:21 PM
Only if you're a mute.

Who used my toothbrush??
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 08:28:54 PM
I needed to use it. The fungus between my toes was getting painful.

Where have we met before?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 08:32:37 PM
In another thread where we seem to be the only ones posting.


Who ate all the jello?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 08:39:11 PM
Sharktopus. That's why we never see him around here. He knows what he did.

When will reality jump the shark?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 07:27:04 AM
Armageddon.  When you have to resort to world destruction, there's just no way of turning back.

Hey, like my shoes?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 07:28:23 AM
NO.

Was that rude?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 06:36:19 PM
No, but it did smell funny.

Does this smell funny?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 05:46:39 AM
Gha!

What the hell?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 05:50:29 PM
It's a glandular problem, okay??


You can't be serious, really?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:43:24 PM
Sure i can be serious. :o :speechless: ::) :-* ;)
Just, you know, not right now.

If you die before me, can I have your stuff?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 08:05:58 PM
Nope, all that stuff belongs to my boy:


(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h218/genuinebeauty_2006/S5000615_edited.jpg)




Which is better Mambo number three or four?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 08:41:39 PM
Mambo #5, of course.

How do you do that voodoo?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 05:52:24 PM
Lots of practice and online classes.

Soft or firm pillow?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 07:30:55 PM
Soft. I sleep weird.

Who is that gently rapping, rapping on my chamber door?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:18:56 PM
For your sake, I hope it's not that DAMN bird again!

What are your dreams?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 08:41:53 PM
I dream of Armageddon.

What is thy lordly name on Night's Plutonian shore?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:56:04 PM
Filbert.

Why does my neck hurt?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 09:08:35 PM
Because those beer helmets are supposed to hold cans, not Keggers.

Who's better: Poe or Frost?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 04:14:52 PM
Poe, because he died on my birthday.

Who would win in a fight, Jackie Chan or Jet Li?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:54:35 PM
They'd both be winners just for trying.

Is Arthur and the Invisibles as creepy as it looks?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 05:58:36 PM
No, but it's twice as stupid.

Will Jack Bauer ever have a day where he can sleep AND go to the bathroom?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:59:19 PM
Prolly not.

How much scrapbooking is too much?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 06:02:41 PM
47 pages dedicated to the city of Toledo is just about enough, IMO.

Since when did mohawks become cool again?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:05:00 PM
(Downs entire bottle of whiskey in one chug.) Jesus, I dunno.

WWWHHHHHHYYYYYY???!!!!!
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 06:08:18 PM
because Whiskey is GOOD!

Where'd I put my pants?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:10:29 PM
You left them in the Capitol Building. That's how you got into jail in the first place!

Without love, where would we be?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 06:12:43 PM
We'd spend less time both praising and bitching about love and do something constructive. We'd also be free of romance movies and boring emotional scenes.

Would Titanic even have been made without love to fill 4/5ths of the movie?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 06:14:00 PM
Yes, it would be a CGI documentry

Would someone pull that hair out of my back mole?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:15:32 PM
Actually, I'm just going to do a controlled burn. Hold still.

When did comedy movies stop being funny?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 06, 2007, 08:55:15 PM
I believe the art form died with Groucho Marx

Could you tell me where the nearest bathroom is please?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 09:00:59 PM
Depends.

What kind of business will you be doin'?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 06, 2007, 09:18:54 PM
Mainly trading of stocks and bonds.  Some real estate sales, but mainly just the stocks and bonds.

Do you know the Muffin Man?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Cibernético II on June 06, 2007, 09:58:55 PM
If you're talk about the pimp who controls the north side of the tracks, no never met him. Never.

Do the words "Booyaka 619" mean anything to you?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:52:26 AM
"Booyaka619, I just met a girl named Boooooyaaaaaakaaa619...."

Was Plato right?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Pak-Man on June 07, 2007, 09:21:17 AM
Nope. Turns out when you lock someone in a cave their whole life, they just get really bitter to the point they don't CARE about stupid shadows.  :^)

World War Hulk: Whose side are YOU on?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 10:00:39 AM
Hulk. If you piss off someone who gets stronger when he gets pissed off THAT MUCH, you deserve what you get.

Is Carrie Ann Moss as hot as the Matrix nerds think she is?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: eclipt1c on June 07, 2007, 10:03:13 AM
Of course, because to the nerds the Matrix trilogy is the best thing humanity has created.  Ever.

Why won't Paris Hilton just die?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 10:17:39 AM
You can't kill something that's already dead. But I think an Ank and a few choice verses from the Book of the Dead could do it.

What makes humor funny?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 04:37:44 PM
Amusing thoughts and the correct use of words.

Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:20:19 PM
The refraction of our atmosphere bends the Sun's light precisley into the blue spectrum. A few minor differences in composition, size, or distance, and we'd be under a green sky.

Where is the nearest Starbucks?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:26:11 PM
Up your ass and to the left.

Why are you wearing lipstick?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:32:00 PM
Cause I was just kissing YO MAMMA.

How many times can I get away with that in this thread?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:34:29 PM
I think that should be it.

What about my MOMMA?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 06:58:41 PM
A fine and respectable lady.

What is Evil?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 07:21:32 PM
Ask Dr. F., he went to Evilos!

Why must we sweat so?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 08:25:54 PM
BECAUSE IT'S 83 DEGREES AND HUMID. GET OFF MY CASE.

Who wants to be the first to die?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 08, 2007, 10:06:04 PM
That guy...no, over there...NO...HIM!

Who participated in the Paris Hilton vigil?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 07:48:30 AM
People with too much time on their hands, I imagine.

What was with WWI?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 09, 2007, 12:52:55 PM
For every sequel, there must first bew a prequel
--Socrates

Who wants to really see Bill and Ted in yet another adventure?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 03:03:49 PM
That coulb be... depressing. And yet....

IS there anything cooler than a Pirate Ninja riding a Robot Dinosaur?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 09, 2007, 03:41:24 PM
A robot pirate ninja riding a robot ninja dinosaur!

Will there ever be a "History of the World Part II"??
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Cibernético II on June 09, 2007, 07:53:35 PM
Yes. Unfortunately it will be written and directed by Albert Brooks.


So I've heard you run one of the largest and most successful pornographic webites in the world. Why won't you give me a free account?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 08:08:06 PM
Because you've already admitted you're only 12 years old! Now leave it be.

Is there any reason not to just read the Cliff Notes for Plato's Republic?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 04:21:12 PM
Because Plato was a Democrat....so everything is FALSE!

Would you arms wrestle children just for fun?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 05:53:48 PM
If the courts didn't strickly and specifically forbid it in my case? Yes.

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home, nobody calling on the phone, except the Pope maybe in Rome?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 08:00:43 PM
He'd call good 'ol Benedict XVI and tell him to put a hit out (MAFIA style) on Joan Osbourne for making that "Meawful" song.

You, uh...mind if I use your bathroom?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 08:40:17 PM
I, uh... don't have a bathroom. Gonna have to go somewhere else.

How many hands is too many hands?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 08:43:32 PM
Four.

What makes you cry??
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 08:48:06 PM
Joy Luck Club. That's basically it.

Is there any poison that tastes so good it's worth drinking it?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 11, 2007, 06:00:53 PM
Love...sweet love.

Do these jeans make my calfs look fat?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2007, 07:18:00 PM
Oh fer- STOP PLAYING DRESS UP WITH THE LIVESTOCK! Friggin weirdo.

Is it just me, or does the riddle of the sphynx make no sense?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 12, 2007, 06:59:05 PM
No, it makes perfect sense, it's the riddle of the sphincter that makes little to no sense.

Do you mind if I ask you a question?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 12, 2007, 09:45:02 PM
Yes.

That being said, can we really go on like this?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 13, 2007, 04:44:55 PM
We'll see.

Have you ever experienced deja vu?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 13, 2007, 05:13:17 PM
We'll see.

Is all this sex and violence really nessesary?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Hazzah on June 13, 2007, 07:56:21 PM
We'll see.

Have you ever experienced deja vu?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 13, 2007, 08:02:45 PM
It's a glitch in the Matrix! Get to the exit, the agents are coming!

Can  a bald woman of any race be sexy?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: YoohooRiffer on June 14, 2007, 12:29:00 PM
(http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images/trek/women/classic/ilia1.jpg)
I'm sorry, what was the question again?

Why are there so many mother f-ing snakes on this mother f-ing plane?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 12:35:19 PM
Cuz that's just the mother f-ing way it mother f-ing is, b-tch!

Can a white man look cool with a shaved head?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Sideswipe on July 27, 2007, 03:47:23 PM
Is Vin Diesel a cool guy?

Why wasnt I offered a role in Transformers?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 03:56:25 PM
WILL YOU STOP YOUR DAMN WHINING?! You're going to be the "ace in the hole" charicter in the sequel. Criminy. Why anyone would hire that impatient sunnava....

Why wasn't I informed?!
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Sideswipe on July 27, 2007, 04:01:15 PM
informed of what?

Do you do anything other than post on the rifftrax forum?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 04:03:00 PM
Yep. I do things quickly, so this is what I do while waiting for the next thing. Deal with it.

Where did i put my sunglasses.
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 07, 2016, 07:08:38 PM
At night, maybe?

Do you have plans for Valentine's Day?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: TheRealUncleDes on February 08, 2016, 06:25:01 PM
Who knew threads could get zombified?
Title: Re: A slightly different questions game
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 08, 2016, 10:15:17 PM
Wait, is that your answer, which is also the next question (which is what I am doing)?