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Title: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on April 20, 2007, 01:42:00 PM
I propose we have a thread wherein we say something nice (as a total prediction) about the person who is next to reply...


I say the next person....

has a heck of a nice rack.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: MisterRiffley on April 20, 2007, 01:52:35 PM
actually, i'm just padded.

(you were just trying to find out who on this board has a nice rack, weren't you? :D you cagey mug, you!)

the next poster knows some tricks that got left out of the kama sutra.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmandaGal on April 20, 2007, 04:54:47 PM
but I'm not sharing.  Keeping with the theme

The next person has buns of steel.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mrbasehart on April 20, 2007, 04:56:33 PM
I do squats.

The next poster...knows how much I love them.  From the photos of them that adorn my walls.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 21, 2007, 05:34:02 AM
i keep telling him no one else thinks pot bellies are sexy but he wont listen

the next poster helped an old lady across the street once and thats more than most of us can say.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on April 21, 2007, 10:12:27 AM
actually I was blackmailing her into buying me a donut.

next poster:  volunteers at the orphanage every sunday
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on April 21, 2007, 10:22:51 AM
If by orphanage, you mean strip club...then yes, I do.

Next poster: cleans pets in the park for fun
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mrbasehart on April 21, 2007, 04:46:47 PM
I collect ticks.  I have 42 so far!

The next person can lick their own ear. 
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on April 21, 2007, 05:28:55 PM
I usually don't though. A wet cloth is better for cleaning prosthetics.


The next person doesn't know what to do with all that junk, all that junk inside their trunk.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 21, 2007, 05:37:00 PM
My vehicle doesn't have a trunk actually, it has a bed, and I usually just take junk to the dump. I am proud that I have a vehicle capable of removing junk from people's living spaces.

The next person was the man behind Zorro's mask from 1985-89, and travelled Mexico championing the oppressed people.
(http://www.cinemas-online.co.uk/website/soapbox/features/zorro/1.jpg)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on April 23, 2007, 05:34:48 AM
But he only did it for the delicious tamales the villagers would provide.

The next poster is one of three people who has slept with Chuck Norris and lived. The other two are Ghandi and Mother Theresa.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mrbasehart on April 23, 2007, 09:01:53 AM
It was the best foursome I ever had.  Gandhi has such a gentle touch.

The next poster has the largest tattoo in the world of  the largest ball of string in the world. And loves the irony.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: msmpls on April 23, 2007, 09:46:03 AM
actually the ball of string is really a dahlia and it only takes up the side of my left thigh

the next poster bought me the pony I've desperately wanted since I was four years old.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on April 23, 2007, 10:17:43 AM
Sorry about the excessive pooping. 

The next poster said they'd donate their eyes to Stevie Wonder (all apologies to Ferris Beuller)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on April 25, 2007, 03:05:18 AM
Too bad I already had two glass eyes.
The next poster was the REAL inspiration for the movie 300 after he donned a red cape and leather thong and defeated several Persian children in a game of horse.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2007, 01:59:34 PM
Madness? THIS IS HORSE!!!!

The Next Poster saved 300 people from watching the Horror that is Norbit.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: solidgear on April 26, 2007, 02:10:34 PM
Would have saved more if traffic wasn't so bad

The next person defeated Chuck Norris in a roundhouse kicking contest
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on April 27, 2007, 03:01:20 AM
But he got me back in the leg wrestling tournament.
The next person slept with all the Golden Girls. At once.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: msmpls on April 27, 2007, 12:23:40 PM
Who knew Rue McClanahan could do that with her....nevermind.
The next person hugged all the evil out of the Republican National Convention
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on April 27, 2007, 01:39:33 PM
I smelled like Stetson, marlboros, and brisket for weeks.

The next person recently had a wild night out that ended in punching the clown. (no, I mean an actual clown)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on April 27, 2007, 02:43:29 PM
Damn dickweed clown deserved it too!!


The next poster once had an affair with a circus sideshow freak.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: CagedReality on April 27, 2007, 02:52:05 PM
Once you got past the beard, she wasn't actually that bad.

The next person used a time machine to go back to WWII and gave Hitler a swift kick to the sweets.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on April 27, 2007, 03:02:21 PM
And then had a threesome with an SS officer's wife and daughter.

The next person doesn't post at The Agony Booth.com.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 27, 2007, 03:03:20 PM
I don't.  ;D

The person below me saved a kitten from a cosplay convention.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on April 27, 2007, 04:21:47 PM
Yeah, but I tossed said kitty in the other direction...toward a busy freeway....

 :(


The next poster once laughed until they peed their pants.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: solidgear on April 27, 2007, 05:07:32 PM
You would too if you saw John Goodman naked.

I heard the next guy has more bling then Liberace
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on April 28, 2007, 11:22:22 AM
I did until Mr. T sent that cease and desist letter.
The next person is a robot from the future sent to kill Ryan Seacrest.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on April 28, 2007, 11:40:31 AM
Hi, I'm Brian Dunkelman...and I'm a miserable failure.


The next poster is nice enough to buy bags of cheetos for the homeless.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on April 28, 2007, 12:12:32 PM
I took them all back because I realized they all had higher than average blood pressure.

The next poster has a really hot mom. And she makes him/her kind of embarrassed
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on April 29, 2007, 07:27:04 AM
She constantly has a fever, its so humiliating.

The next poster was once mistaken for Mario Lopez.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on April 29, 2007, 12:40:25 PM
My best friend's name is Mario Lopez and we once exchanged name tags when we worked at Burger King. (true story)


The next poster can play the guitar just like a ringin' a bell.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on April 29, 2007, 01:17:35 PM
I sit beneath a tree behind the railroad track, and carry my guitar in a gunny sack.  No lie.

The next poster kisses babies and catches rainbows in jars.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on April 29, 2007, 04:27:26 PM
Which is much easier than my first job: Kissing rainbows and catching babies in a jar.
The next poster once won the Congressional Medal of Honor- without every leaving the couch.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on April 29, 2007, 04:40:44 PM
It's easy when you steal it from your psychotherapist who was in the military.


The next poster puts on puppet shows for the local orphanage.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 29, 2007, 08:24:45 PM
yeah but i usually get booed off the stage. 

The next person has donated money to charity on more than a few occasions
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on April 30, 2007, 03:28:32 AM
After having started my own charity: Buy AmazingThor a car!

The next person believe that every child deserves a fair chance in life.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: msmpls on April 30, 2007, 07:46:35 AM
not really, but that's what I tell people

the next person was Babs' inspiration for "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on April 30, 2007, 10:00:08 AM
But once she surgically removed her giant wings, the song didn't make any sense.

The next post could show Frank Sinatra a thing or two about singing.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 30, 2007, 10:06:45 AM
I'm sure he'd love to know my secret technique for making small children and cats run in terror with my voice.

The next person is the genius behind Martin's kettle cooked barbecue potato chips.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on April 30, 2007, 01:53:35 PM
Actually it was supposed to be a saurkraut and cheese recipe.  Unfortunately, it would up bbq flavor. *shudder*

The next poster took their mother to the prom because she missed it the first time.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 01, 2007, 02:59:25 AM
And boy do I wish that weren't true.

The next person pulled baby Jessica out of the well.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: msmpls on May 01, 2007, 08:36:47 AM
Much to the chagrin of her parents...

The next person brought democracy to Cuba
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 02, 2007, 10:06:15 AM
But they just returned it for store credit.
The next poster can smell a BLT from miles away.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 02, 2007, 07:42:19 PM
And the makers of said BLT can hear me bitching about the fact that there's lettuce and tomato on the sandwich from a mile away.

The next person was Mister Olympia in 1992.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 03, 2007, 02:29:40 AM
Actually, I was Mr. Olympia in 1992 AND 1993

The next poster has the record for eating the most Taco John's Tacos in the GBOWR
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 05, 2007, 05:36:39 PM
It was burritos, dangit! NOBODY gets it right!  :-[


The next poster memorized the entire West Side Story soundtrack and hums it daily.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on May 05, 2007, 05:41:14 PM
I also salsa like nobody's business.  Well, I eat salsa like nobody's business. 
I like to be in America, Everything free in America - for a small fee in Amerieeeecaaah....

The next poster will save the whales - all by his/her lonesome.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 06, 2007, 07:29:40 AM
And once I have them all I'll sell the whole shebang on ebay.

The next person will be president in 2012.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 06, 2007, 07:49:33 AM
That's probably a bad thing for all of us.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8e/200px-Cc_screen_kane.jpg)

The next person will be the leader of my merciless death squads.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on May 06, 2007, 07:50:18 AM
i recomend moving when it happens, not that ill let that be leagal but hey whatever :)

likes being polite
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 07, 2007, 01:43:39 AM
because it distracts people while I'm stealing their wallets.

The next guy knows who shot JFK
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on May 07, 2007, 09:19:10 AM
That's probably a bad thing for all of us.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8e/200px-Cc_screen_kane.jpg)

The next person will be the leader of my merciless death squads.

HAH!  That's a great pic, all evily and whatnot - but remember the "nice things" idea
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 09, 2007, 01:13:07 AM
The next guy knows who shot JFK

Lee Harvey Oswald. I know, it's not that exciting.

The next person was one of Teddy Roosevelt's Rough Riders.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 09, 2007, 01:54:17 AM
I was. And that's NOT a sexual overture!  ;D

The next poster STILL has his/her Cabbage Patch Doll
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 09, 2007, 02:25:15 AM
And I do consider that a compliment. Because I'm insane.
The next poster is the exact opposite of Hitler.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 09, 2007, 02:38:41 AM
My beard covers everything except my upper lip.
The next poster won the Cold War...with his beloved tap dance routine!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: msmpls on May 09, 2007, 12:01:26 PM
ummm...actually it was my beloved lap dance routine...
the next poster rehabilitated pedobear
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 04:59:49 AM
I'd still be careful around him.

The next poster has stared down a Grizzly... blindfolded.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 14, 2007, 06:11:56 AM
Why the grizzly was blindfolded I'll never know...
The next poster donated his liver to David Crosby
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 06:14:31 AM
Crosby said it was delicious, incidentally.
The next poster is silent as tomorrow. He kills in the night. He has been... aquainted with the night.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 14, 2007, 06:52:05 AM
(whispering) and I also strangled M Night Shamalyan

the next poster tells one fib in his truth
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 06:55:17 AM
"I never fib!"

The next poster held his own against Godzilla for a full 5 seconds!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 14, 2007, 09:13:09 AM
That was the best game of chess I've ever played.
The next poster won an oscar for best short animated foreign film editing
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 09:20:08 AM
At that point, I realized I'd been wasting my life.

The next poster can poke his skull out from his mouth.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Nunyerbiz on May 14, 2007, 09:41:38 AM
People constantly mistake me for Julia Roberts...

The next poster is looking a lot better since the hormone treatments took care of that nasty thyroid problem.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 14, 2007, 11:16:19 AM
Too bad it couldn't fix my broken heart  :'(

The next poster has the largest Go-bots collection in the world.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on May 14, 2007, 11:19:57 AM
Ah yes.. and someday we will rise up and conquer!

(http://www.transformerscds.com/images/gobots1.jpg)

The next poster gave a 20 to a homeless man, and didn't look for change in his cup.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 11:23:51 AM
But i did beat him up and take back the twenty.

The next poster has a secret super power.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: msmpls on May 14, 2007, 02:01:38 PM
but I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to kill you.

the next poster wrangled all of the missing bees.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 02:19:42 PM
To e truthful, I elieve I missed a few.

The next poster commands an army of rats.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 06:40:25 PM
Actually, they're just small, furry turtles....don't ask.


The next poster has never fallen for the: "what's that on your shirt?" trick.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 06:54:00 PM
I did for the "You're pants are on fire! You'd better take them off!" trick, but I think we both ended up winners on that one.

The next poster has wished the 5 worst films ever made out of the fabric of space and time.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mrbasehart on May 14, 2007, 06:55:24 PM
Carrot Top's solo pornography epics were not meant for this universe.

The next poster can fit their little toe into their ear.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 07:02:06 PM
Sewing the toe back onto my foot is the hard part.

The next poster has his own tesserect.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 07:24:36 PM
I call him "Special Agent Johnson", not "tess"

The next poster can tips cows like nobody's business!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
Yeah, Cowtipco has moved on to using hydraulic tippers, so I'm one of the few still doing things the good old fashioned way.

The next poster can legally re-spell the name of anyone he meets face to face.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 15, 2007, 08:25:33 AM
Now if only I can meet Thom Yorke...
The next poster gave Michael Richards and Mel Gibson a good scolding.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 08:37:25 AM
Scalding is spelt with an "a."

The next poster can make chainmail look like casual wear.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 15, 2007, 10:17:25 AM
I got the idea from Swayze.
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CME1PY9JL._SS500_.jpg)

The next poster loves each and every one of God's creatures.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 01:32:32 PM
Keeping in mind, of course, that Mosquitoes are the work of Satan.

The next poster can do a really good Nixon impression.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 15, 2007, 01:40:26 PM
I am not a criminal.

Wait... goddamnit.

The next person can pull the engine straight up out of a '70s El Dorado without using tools or a crane.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 04:05:08 PM
But the 80's models... nothin'. Don't understand it.

The next poster got a boon from Xqprxtz, demon lord of Vqrx, that he would forever be protected from blades.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 15, 2007, 07:07:08 PM
You mean, YOU haven't?

The next poster dances the lambada with all the panache of a young John Malkovich!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 07:13:21 PM
Which means that I can summon elemental terror into this world at will.

The next poster was in Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women of the Year list.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 15, 2007, 08:09:29 PM
See how easy it is?

The next poster offers hugs to everyone they meet.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 08:19:34 PM
The line between hugging and groping is so very thin.

The next poster won in both "Freddy vs Jason" and "Aliens vs Predator."
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 15, 2007, 09:33:43 PM
All I had to do was walk briskly to escape Jason after he killed Freddy, and it turns out that Predators are easily distracted by Snausages.

The next person can see in the dark. He has the eyes of a cat; he is the Pumaman.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 05:29:13 AM
Altogether, my powers are about as useful as being able to lower my body temperature to 75 degrees.

The next poster is a walking anomaly.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Mr. Schlitz on May 16, 2007, 06:50:52 AM
The next poster smells like a freshly opened box of strawberry Pop Tarts.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 07:30:54 AM
And when you stick me in the toaster for too long, I smell just as bad.

The next poster can appreciate the flavor of postage stamps.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Pak-Man on May 16, 2007, 10:54:24 AM
Mmm. Lemon. :^)

The next poster can hold his breath for 10 minutes!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 10:59:08 AM
Actaually, after the first two, I can keep holding my breath forever.

The next poster is a master of Logic.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 16, 2007, 12:41:01 PM
I think, therefore I am the master of Logic.

The next poster plays a mean banjo.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 07:14:04 PM
Little bastard bit my finger last time i tried "Oh Suzanna."

The next poster can test a person's blood sugar by taste alone.
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Post by: Smoky on May 16, 2007, 08:38:34 PM
That may be true.

The next poster made their own Crow T. Robot halloween costume last year and did the voice perfectly.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 08:51:06 PM
The trick was fitting my head into that Bowling Pin/Hokey mask ensemble.

The next poster can remix songs so expertly that he turned Avril Levine's "Girlfriend" into "Eleanor Rigby."
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on May 17, 2007, 09:18:46 AM
The longest 384 hours of my life.

The next poster opted for the pleather sofa.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 17, 2007, 09:25:34 AM
What can I say, it was on sale.
The next poster sang backup for Gladys Knight and the Pips.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 09:28:30 AM
They said they liked "Backup," but that I should pobably stick with the history major.

The next poster can keep time in a bottle.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 17, 2007, 09:32:42 AM
Actually, that's thyme.  Also, Sage and Rosemary.

The next poster is an excellent juggler.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 09:41:03 AM
I'm juggling school, work, my personal life, and a flaming chainsaw.

The next poster has written fan fiction that got turned into a major motion picture.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on May 17, 2007, 01:54:37 PM
The studios loved the grim Robin Williams I'd envisioned in "Flubber 2 : The Reckoning"  (Soon to be Rifftrax)

The next poster calls Nana every Sunday.
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Post by: BobEvil on May 17, 2007, 02:18:17 PM
Every Sunday and every other Wednesday!

The next poster has never told a lie. Ever.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 02:58:13 PM
That's a lie! (Or is it?)

The next poster scares Pat Robertson sensless.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 17, 2007, 03:27:01 PM
Totally false, it's Rob Patterson!

The next poster donates toilet paper to the homeless.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on May 17, 2007, 03:34:57 PM
Donate... throw out the window of a speeding car at them... same difference.

All your base are belong to the next poster.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 03:54:38 PM
All ur bases r takn up sp8ce in my closet.

The next poster knows things he never remembers learning.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 17, 2007, 04:45:01 PM
I did once, but I forgot.

The next poster invents new swear words daily.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 05:20:45 PM
Not as fulfilling as you might think, when only you know what you're saying.

In an alternate dimension, the next poster led a sucsessful overthrow of the United Socialist States of America.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 10:18:45 AM
And I renamed the country "Canada"

The next poster thinks Bobba Fett is a wuss.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on May 18, 2007, 10:56:00 AM
Sure, I could take him!  that little Daniel Logan kid?  No problem.

The next poster sleeps with a night light that's six feet tall and shaped like a horrifying vision of the grim spectre of death.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 11:10:51 AM
It keeps away the Boogeyman! And everyone else.

The next poster can make women swoon just by looking at them.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 01:53:27 PM
But mostly its all the AXE(TM) body spray I use.
The next poster met Jesus on the road to Damascus.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 02:01:07 PM
Yeah, he wasn't too thrilled with the 8 cities I pillaged along the way. I tried to tell him it was okay, but obviously, Jesus hasn't been listening to Pope Urban.

The next poster smells like cookies.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 06:05:16 PM
I eat a lot of Oreos, what can I say?

The next poster shares their painkillers with anyone who asks.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 07:09:35 PM
Well, as a doctor, they say I have to share.

The next poster is thinking a lot about painkillers.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 07:11:27 PM
Hell yes, a car accident will do that to ya.

The next poster likes to ass punch midgets.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 07:20:58 PM
It's not as easy as you'd think.

The next poster is writing quite coherently for a man on painkillers after an accident. (Or not on painkillers, after an accident.)

ps- Hope you're doing okay, Hazzah.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 07:42:38 PM
Thanks for the concern.

I'm not on PK's now, but I friggin neeeeeeeeed some!

Argh!!

Anyhoo...back to the important stuff...ass punching midgets.


The next poster can wink to the tune of "Bittersweet Symphony"
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Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 07:53:10 PM
Actually, it's a nervous twitch with more rythem than the rest of me.

The next poster can toss a coin so that it lands on it's side.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 08:20:15 PM
But it only works with dimes.

The next poster is a HUGE fan of Verne Troyer.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 08:24:36 PM
I don't know who he is, and that allows me to love him.

The next poster once managed to convince the entire staff of a Chile's Resturant that they actually worked at Tumbleweed.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 19, 2007, 11:15:42 AM
But I had to convince them it was a Chili's again when I wanted the Awesome Blossom.

The next poster saved his whole platoon in Vietnam.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 02:53:12 PM
Not easy, for someone -12 years old!

The next poster shore smells purdy.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 19, 2007, 08:25:22 PM
Well, I should.  I just bathed last week.

The next poster knows a word that -- if uttered -- will cause all the ladies within a ten block radius to take off all their clothes.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 08:47:03 PM
I live in Wisconsin. That's not a GOOD thing.

The next poster ispired some of the greatest minds of our generation.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:51:14 PM
All of your are very welcome.

The next poster loves to disco with their pet.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 08:54:18 PM
You mean my disco duck? Rover's more into slam dancing.

The next poster can smell fear.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:56:14 PM
...not only that, it tastes like chicken!

The next poster invented vitamin C!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 08:57:52 PM
Don't be silly! I invented the orange.

The next poster has made nothing but positive changes with his time machine.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 09:00:05 PM
But for some reason, they STILL cancelled Quantum Leap!!

The next poster laughs at jokes just to make the teller feel better about themselves.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 09:01:24 PM
I give nothing but incredulous stares to traffic cops, however.

The next poster died gloriously in battle.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 19, 2007, 09:03:22 PM
My last words were "I'll die before I surrender, Tim."

The next poster drinks hot coffee through a straw.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 09:06:31 PM
I like plastic in my coffee, what can I say?

The next poster followed Forrest Gump's trail across America in a touching tribute.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 20, 2007, 07:01:27 PM
And it wasn't until afterwards that someone thought to tell me that Forrest Gump was a fictional character, not a real person.

The next poster personally tracked down Halle Berry and pinned her against the wall until she personally apologized for Die Another Day.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
AND Catwoman!!

The next poster gives $10 a week to charity even when they have to loan it from someone.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 20, 2007, 07:21:39 PM
I get a thank-you letter from Guns for Tots every year, but that's not the point. It's just enough that I'm making kids happier.

The next poster leaves food out for the hordes of stray cats that wander his/her neighborhood even though the neighbors complain about the smell.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 07:23:54 PM
I recently found out that so-called "Man Eating Cats" don't actually need to eat men, so the smell has gotten better.

The next poster has found a perfect replacment for animal testing!
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 08:04:19 PM
I call it: "Idiot Testing!"  and it's working wonders for Minnesota Vikings Fans!

HIGH FIVE!

The next poster can say 'hello' in every language known to man.

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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 08:09:26 PM
That and I can swear in any language. Those two skills get me through pretty much any situation.
"Je t'aime. Si je ne peux pas vous avoir, personne pas !"
"Bonjour, chienne !"

The next poster can wiggle his ears, as well as others'.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 08:19:34 PM
It's amazing what you can do if you put your mind to it.

The next poster can predict the weather in Bermuda.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 08:28:58 PM
Sunny for one half of the day, Dark for the other half.

The next poster makes Brad Pitt insecure when he wears a bathing suit.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 08:31:13 PM
I make everyone insecure when I wear a bathing suit.  I'm seriously considering getting that "Look at me and Perish" tattoo removed.

The next poster invented the flashlight.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 20, 2007, 08:35:01 PM
It didn't really take off until the invention of the battery, though; originally it was powered by captured souls of men killed in battle.

The next poster was once a roadie for Black Sabbath.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 08:35:51 PM
I thought they were a Goth Christian Band.

The next poster can layer his voice.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 20, 2007, 09:00:58 PM
Hey, Adobe Audition isn't that hard to figure out.

The next poster inspired the Marx Brothers to make "A Night At The Opera".
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 09:50:20 PM
It happen one time when we all went to the circus.

The next poster has won 88 Oscars.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 04:54:19 AM
Well, I guess being able to steal 88 Oscars from so many celebrities, some of which had intimidating home security, DOES make me a winner!

The next poster inspired Monty Python retroactively.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 21, 2007, 09:09:57 AM
It's a long story involving a time machine and big foot smashing the time machine.

The next poster was the model for tinker bell.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 09:24:35 AM
Yes, I'm a vengful, homicidal, and mute.

The next poster can run a mile.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 21, 2007, 11:24:40 AM
But only in someone else's shoes.

The next poster proved that ironically, Renee Descartes didn't exist.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 11:28:08 AM
I love philosophers: you can kill them with logic and existentialism.

The next poster has never misspelt a word in his life.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 21, 2007, 04:56:16 PM
Unitl nwo!

The next poster always says the darndest things.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
The darndest things.

The next poster will adopt Brad and Angelinas next baby.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:37:37 PM
WHETHER THEY WANT ME TO OR NOT!

The next poster can describe the back of his hand in minute detail.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 22, 2007, 10:09:36 AM
I had it removed and placed in a jar. And I stare at it...all day long....so pretty...

Anyway, the next poster look just like Al Jolson.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 01:21:20 PM
Yep. Through eyes.

The next poster can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it in chocolate, as well a s a miracle or two.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 04:28:11 PM
But I only do that around Kwanzaa


The next poster has hands delicate as a fawn.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 22, 2007, 04:33:36 PM
How did you know my hands were about as dextrous as hooves?

The next person has a script lieing around for a genuinely wonderful video game movie.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 04:49:25 PM
Face it: America isn't ready for PacMan: The Redemption.

The next poster can speak in two voices at once.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 04:54:22 PM
You mean you can hear him too?

neat!

The next poster smells of baby powder.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 05:07:19 PM
LOOK, I CAN"T HELP THAT I GET THIS RASH, AND I CAN'T HELP WHERE IT IS, SO JUST LAY OFF!

The next poster has played in every major hit movie of the last decade.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 23, 2007, 10:35:19 AM
Actually, my part was cut out of Brokeback Mountain.  They didn't think my mincing, campy, "Nathan Lane In 'The Birdcage'-esque" portrayal of a gay cowboy quite fit in with the tone of the film.

The next poster was the inspiration for the "I love you, man" guy from the Bud Light commercials.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 10:48:24 AM
It was actually me expressing my love for my girlfriend. I said, "I love you, Lady!" She replied "You're not getting my heart." Those Budweiser guys are complete asshole, incidentally.

The next poster has silky, voluptious hair.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 23, 2007, 12:46:01 PM
But it only grows on my back.

The next poster captured the Zodiac Killer.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 01:20:39 PM
But then I made the 40 or so films based on him, so....

The next poster can turn into a were-racoon and start flying when he eats mushrooms.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 23, 2007, 01:24:14 PM
It takes mushrooms and a couple swigs of that blue stuff we keep under the sink for it to kick in, but it's awesome once it does.

The next person fashions little suits of body armor for dogs and other pets intended for use during earthquakes and air raids.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 01:31:07 PM
It's funny: The only people who buy my stuff terrify the crap out of me.

The next poster has a good personality.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 23, 2007, 01:51:07 PM
Thanks for noticing, you morons.

The next poster can shoot orange soda out of his eyes.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 02:08:48 PM
Don't drink it. It's not so much soda as a "byproduct."

The next poster learned diplomacy from the movie, "Scanners."
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Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 06:00:11 PM
I'm considered a certefied diplomat in Zimbabwe!

The next poster can recite the entire soundtrack to West Side Story in Pig Latin.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 06:15:33 PM
Aria-May! I-yay ust-jay et-may a-yay irl-gay amed-nay Aria-May!

The next poster gave Kelly Clarkson voice lessons.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:04:46 PM
But she STILL refused to get a Tracioctomy! So she found someone else. *shrug*  Haven't heard from her since.

The next poster can make a meannnnnn burrito!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 07:15:13 PM
Yeah. How does a burrito manage to make a shiv out of an avacodo, anyway?

The next poster was the insperation for Mickey in Sin City.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:33:24 PM
Better than Mickey Mouse, I always say.

The next poster was the inspiration for Mickey Rourke
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 07:47:39 PM
So does that mean Mickey's mom was thinking about me while.... well, I'm off my food, now.

The next poster can open people's minds to elemental beauty.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:48:40 PM
Isn't Iron gorgeous?!

The next poster's farts smell just like dasies!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 07:57:21 PM
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?! Shloshinger's Disease is treatable if you catch it in the early daisy-fart stage!

The next poster can find anything on the internet in two clicks.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 08:02:06 PM
The fact that I keep saying to myself: "I'll just go to the whatever page 3 gives me" helps a lot.

The next poster can change a flat tire in under two minutes.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 08:04:48 PM
Being able to change a tire into a rabbit never helps things. Especially when I don't jack it up first. Poor Fluffy.

The next poster has thrown a shotput to the moon.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 08:08:32 PM
You should see the bruise on my brother's ass! it's HUGE!

The next poster buys flowers for the elderly.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 08:09:35 PM
I really should stop throwing flowers at the elderly, but it's such great sport!

The next poster makes me feel all funny inside.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 24, 2007, 09:39:47 AM
It's the truth serum I gave you! Now tell me where you hid the remote!

The next poster performed at Woodstock.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 10:30:42 AM
Rather, I cleaned up after Woodstock. Damn dirty hippies.

The next poster designed Superman and Batman's costumes.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 03:54:16 PM
I insisted on the nipples too!

The next poster wins the lottery weekly.
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Post by: J-Proof on May 24, 2007, 03:56:37 PM
Unfortunately it's a cheese-lottery that only consists of gorgonzola but whatev' =)

Rumor has it that under the next poster's beard is not a chin but another fist....
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Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 04:40:04 PM
It's true, it takes the enemies by complete surprise!!

The next poster once beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:17:35 PM
But he managed to beat the crap out of me when he DID blink.

The next poster could easily win any election in this country.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 07:28:07 PM
When they're all rigged, it's easy.  But, I've been banned from runnig in any political office.

The next poster invented deoderant.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:31:02 PM
Yes, I went back in time and invented "rubbing arm pit with flowers."

The next poster always shares his feelings.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 07:33:22 PM
and my french fries, thank you!

The next poster wrote songs for Frank Sinatra, Madonna, and Donny Osmond.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:35:46 PM
LOOK, I SAID I WAS SORRY.

The next poster has written a series of insightful, balanced, and funny political cartoons that he hasn't shown anyone.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 24, 2007, 08:03:39 PM
I'm just not satisfied with the job I did on the cross-hatching is all.

The next poster was there for George Lucas after the fans stood up together and said "No!" to Jar-Jar Binks.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 24, 2007, 08:05:54 PM
I was there for him, shaking my head ruefully and telling him that he deserved to feel like a jackass.

The next person is working on an invention that will make it rain gummy bears in impoverished nations.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 25, 2007, 05:17:17 AM
Burning Gummie Bears! That'll teach em'!

The next poster makes a great cup of joe.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 25, 2007, 09:45:31 AM
Cup of Joe Estevez, that is. He goes great with muffins.

The next poster will be at Rifftrax live this week!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 25, 2007, 02:15:11 PM
...if ooooonnnnllllllyyyyy in myyyyyyyy dreeeeeaaaaammmmssss. Sniff.

The next poster has never once said, "Kids today."
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 25, 2007, 03:36:01 PM
Nope.  I refer to them as "the current generation of pre-adults".

The next poster can do an impression of an entire symphony orchestra all at once.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 25, 2007, 08:52:56 PM
It sounds like someone hitting Mariah Carey with a burlap sack full of running chainsaws and stray cats.

The next person is a person who is next.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 25, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
I'm alternatingly the person who was last and the person who is next. I am now working to be the former.

The next poster can do whatever a spider can.
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Post by: Smoky on May 26, 2007, 03:59:51 AM
Yep, and what a tangled web I weave.

The next poster can breakdance on hot coals... including spinning on their head.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 26, 2007, 04:17:04 AM
People tell me that lacing my clothing with asbestos is unhealthy, but what the hell do they know. I'd like to see them do what I do.

The next person can pass quarters through solid matter.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 05:17:05 AM
Technically, pudding is solid matter. Meanwhile, I have to go serve dessert at the old folk's home. HEHEHEHEHEHE

The next poster is just smart enough to stay an optomist.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 05:26:34 AM
Ack, I'll get around to it later.

The next person once lost 50lbs in a week, thanks to a diet they invented!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 05:52:10 AM
There were certain unforeseen disadvantages to sawing off my excess flab. Should have thought that one through more.

The next poster ran for congress, but was seen unfit for polotics.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 26, 2007, 10:39:06 AM
Yeah, those damn horses.  What do they know?

The next poster hangs out with Tupac, Elvis, Judge Crater, and Jimmy Hoffa.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 11:49:46 AM
Well, like any good Yeti, I know the value of friendship.

The next poster was about to jump the shark, but kicked it in the face instead.
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Post by: Hebs on May 26, 2007, 12:04:52 PM
I had no qualms violently pushing Fonzie off, either.

The next poster has a sweet, fluffy marshmallow center.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 26, 2007, 12:06:37 PM
Concealed in which are rusty drywall screws and deadly scorpions. And nougat.

The next person studied with Archimedes and helped him work on his DEATH RAY!

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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 12:17:45 PM
Which is how he figured out water displacment as a means to test volume. Yeah, I kinda suck.

The next poster could triple GW Bush's IQ with a single kiss.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 26, 2007, 02:54:47 PM
Well, yeah, technically, but not just him.  I could do that for anyone.  He's just one example.

The next poster gave William Shatner the idea to collaborate with Ben Folds on "Fear Of Pop".
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 03:42:14 PM
I said: "Hey.....Billll.  Why don't you.....do a project wiTH--....Ben Fold."

He punched in the stomach, then picked up the phone.

The next person can catch flies and mosquitoes with their eyelashes.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 03:45:56 PM
Trainign with Aeon Flux seems like a good idea in theroy, but...

The next poster can make flash cartoons with his MIND.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 04:43:12 PM
Actually I can just flash cartoons when watching them naked under a blanket.  Buttt, same difference.

The next poster is heir to the famed "Proctor and Gamble" fortune.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 06:30:11 PM
You mispronounced it. My mother is a Proctologist, my father is a Gambler. What I inherit will be based on who dies first.

The next poster is trying to bring Padong Brass neck extenders into America's fashion concousness.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 06:40:34 PM
Long Necks and Big Boobs...I can just imagine the hot strip clubs!

The next poster has a punch that is equal to 3000 psi!

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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 06:44:36 PM
Oh, dat der sheet metal punch? Well, it don't need 3000 psi's to work wit aluminum, but when we get those der steel jobs, it's a real life saver, lemme tell ya.

The next poster likes him/herself just how he/she is.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 06:47:17 PM
Yes, I project that love by grabbing my wifes boobies as often as possible.

The next poster once stood up to a bully and proceeded to make them cry.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 06:49:53 PM
Once you realize the nerd is stronger than he looks and isn't going to stop slamming you into a locker, crying is as good a response as any.

The next poster is a master of Hard Sci-Fi.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 06:51:55 PM
I don't consider The Rock very much 'sci-fi', nor am I a master of that crap heap.

But I appreciate the compliment.

The next poster helps old ladies cross the street on their day off.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 06:54:49 PM
Whether they want my help or not. ("Thanks, young man, but I'm actually going to this shop right over he-" "CROSS THE STREET, LADY!")

The next poster starts dancing when he runs out of things to say.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
Thank god I don't often think of nothing to say.


The next poster can draw an entire crowd in detail just from memory.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 07:27:20 PM
Most people aren't impressed with my stick people group portraits.

The next poster has a healing factor.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:35:08 PM
Neosporin.

The next poster purchases a new vehicle each year, and donates last years car to poor families in need.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 07:38:43 PM
Course, I steal credit cards to pay for the cars. I'm like a screwed up Robin Hood!

The next poster never runs out of things to say.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:51:06 PM
Wait a second, I have to dance for a bit.

The next poster makes paper butterflies for sick children just to cheer them up.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 08:30:12 PM
Yeah, but for some reason, sick kids freak out when i come in through the window with my beutiful paper buterflies. I guess being sick makes them cranky.

The next poster can streamline beurocracy with a few words.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 08:40:23 PM
Why didn't I think of this years ago?

"a few words"


There!


The next poster has won the NBA finals against Michael Jordan and the Bulls...all by themselves.
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Post by: Cibernético II on May 26, 2007, 08:52:54 PM
yeah, it was at a charity event put on by the Nevada Bowling Association. I mopped the floor with them, Michael is sore loser


the next person taught Kevin Murphy how to sing


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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 08:58:24 PM
I'd make an apologetic comment, but he always did the best MST3K songs.

The next poster runs the show.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 09:17:20 PM
The magnificent Hazzah Show starring Hazzah!

The next person predictions with amazing accuracy, the winners of all the Oscars each year.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 26, 2007, 09:32:12 PM
My secret is an intimate knowledge of statistics, probability, and a member of the shadowy organization who controls the outcome of all major world events.

The next poster once spent an evening with Buddy Hackett and did not laugh once.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 09:36:06 PM
We were both in the ICU in comas. We still exchange Christmas cards.

The next poster sees dead people.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 09:45:00 PM
That must be YOU since Buddy Hackett is sending you xmas cards from beyond!

The next person can throw fish 200 yards.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 05:51:43 AM
If you can't throw a fish at least that far, you can't get into the "fish slap dance" tournaments.

The next poster can turn the World on with a smile.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 27, 2007, 12:44:29 PM
Yes, but I didn't mean to turn you on!  I swear!

The next poster never fails to stun audiences with his complicated acrobatics.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 02:11:06 PM
AND the amzing cracking noise my back makes when doing said acrobatics!

The next poster sweats an alternate fuel source, and is a rich person because of it.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 05:00:31 PM
I'm a self made man.

The next poster can do a great Vincent Price impression.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 06:04:37 PM
I sure can, I can lay there almost lifeless.

The next poster knows all the lyrics to Alicia Keys latest album.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:08:43 PM
But I'm not gonna tell anybody.

The next poster can travel to alternate dimentions.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 06:12:56 PM
It helps a lot when you have dimentia! Every day is a new experience.

The next poster taught the champion of  "So You Think You Can Dance" all their moves.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:15:26 PM
I taught the "under the table bribe."

The next poster pulled various historical figures from the timestream and formed a group called "Abe Lincoln and the Time Rangers."
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Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 06:21:51 PM
Yeah, we won three grammys too.

The next poster attempts to try a new food every chance they get.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:40:37 PM
This... is quite literally true. I can't think of a joke. "This is the 8th new hotdog I've had today?"

The next poster helped make Hillary Swank look less butch in "The Reaping."
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Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 07:02:55 PM
...and failed miserably


The next poster often rents video games and beats them ALL in less than two hours.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 07:34:50 PM
Yeah, my favorite Video Game is the "Back to the Future" drinking game. Everytime someone says a catchphrase, take a swig.

The next poster wrote a relationship guide that redefined society.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 10:17:03 AM
according to the dictionary, 'society' used to mean: "synonym for pumpernickel"

The next poster builds greenhouses all over so they can help the enviroment
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Post by: Cibernético II on May 28, 2007, 10:24:12 AM
yes, I did it, despite many warnings that the Bush adminstration may consider this an act of  "Aiding the Enemy"

the next poster did all of Britney's tattoos
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Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 10:27:43 AM
I thought she was Beyonce! That's what you get for getting your eyes dialated before the big day!

The next poster has the power to multiply saurkraut just by looking at it.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 10:40:43 AM
Can you belive the X-Men rejected me? I was forced to join a team next to some guy who can shoot blood from his eye and a girl with an extra hinge joint in her arm.

The next poster got punched in the stomach by Johnny Cash, out of respect.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 28, 2007, 10:46:50 AM
Yeah, he was going to knee me in the crotch.

The next poster once stopped a tiger from attacking just by smiling at it.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 12:31:46 PM
The Shark Jaw transplant was a good investment.
(http://www.thejaws.com/sitebuilder/images/big_shark_jaws-290x298.png)


The next poster run's Idaho's only Chocolate Hardware store.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 02:39:46 PM
"Cocoatools" is on its way to a great year!

The next poster found out the secret ingredient to Dr. Pepper!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 02:41:13 PM
Love.

The next poster invented free verse after trying to rhyme "orange."
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Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 03:44:15 PM
It was easy:

like a lemon squeezy.


The next poster paints their parents house every six months 'just because'
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Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
...otherwise the dead body smell will leak out.

The next poster is so philisophicaly knowledgable, he was able to argue pujertras out of the fabric of time and space.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 04:58:40 PM
done and DONE!

The next poster can sew, and often makes clothes for the homeless.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 06:43:29 PM
And yet when I see them again the next week, they're wearing their old rags. They must save them for special occasion.

The next poster ran from New York to California.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 06:54:04 PM
It was a pretty big map, and a short jog.

The next poster can give Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci, and Al Pacino noogies any time they want.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 07:21:24 PM
Who can't? They're like 4 foot 5? Course, if they get on one another's shoulders, just get out of their way. Thier combined Italianness gives them the strength of 20 Victor Immanuels.

The next poster runs a quiet little coffee shop that caters to pedophiles.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 08:07:01 PM
It's a trap set up by the FBI.

The next poster makes it their mission to castrate every pedophile in their neigborhood.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 08:35:44 PM
Unfortunately, both versions of Willy Wonka resulted from a couple of my earlier "outings."

The next poster looks good in formal hats.
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Post by: Cibernético II on May 29, 2007, 08:17:13 AM
Yes it's true. And so engaged with the world of formal headwear I became that my personal choice of hat are beaverskin coachman hats made before 1920. Which some believe is the cause of my nuerological damage and tendency towards hallucinations to this day.

The next poster has the nicest toupee in town
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Post by: acoletterose on May 29, 2007, 08:39:08 AM
Sometimes I like to attach it to a fishing pole and scare little children walking by my house with it. It's far more fun than making them chase dollar bills.

The next poster is a mall security guard.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 08:46:48 AM
Keeping Hot Topic and Claires safe from evil sinse 2001.

The next poster has developed a Tivo that records shows from alternate dimensions.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 08:50:04 AM
So far I'm the only person who's seen a version of Charmed that doesn't promote thoughts of violence against one's self and others.

Similarly, the next person has settled all the disagreements between himself and his "mirror universe" self.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 09:26:24 AM
Yes, we've settled down and are thinking of adopting.

The next poster made a good werewolf movie.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 29, 2007, 10:49:11 AM
Well, it was good but not great.

By the same token, the next poster made a good Ben Affleck movie.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 11:21:21 AM
Yeah, it was my remake of "Arsenic and Old Lace." He played a corpse. I'm also trying to get him to agree to star in my remake of "The Trouble With Harry" as Harry.

The next poster can watch an entire movie marathon in one hour.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:06:31 PM
Thank god for short films.

The next poster advised George Lucas not to make Darth Vader have a purple and orange suit, as originally planned.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 05:17:51 PM
I said, "Maybe the dark lord of the Sith CAN be too fabulous, don't you think?"

The next poster can loan out his own intelligence to others.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:25:38 PM
Even when they don't ask.

The next poster has the power to convince members of the opposite sex to strip for no reason.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
Actually, yelling "Your shirt's on fire!" works on only a small portion of the population.

The next poster escaped from a prison planet.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:43:33 PM
My wife tried to convince me not to go to Prisbo...but alas, I didn't listen.  Rough times, rough times.

The next poster can sculpt anything out of dry pasta noodles.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:24:59 PM
I just have to get them wet and ground them into paste first.

The next poster has built an earthquake proof home out of playing cards.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 06:54:25 PM
I just have to mix them in with concrete, and they're good to go.

The next poster plays the zither for zoo animals.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 07:10:53 PM
Until I get chased away by the keepers, as usual. It's our little game.

The next poster knocked three times on the ceiling.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 29, 2007, 07:17:14 PM
Not because I want him.  I just want him to stop that infernal singing.

The next poster knows 4 words that will make any female in the vicinity ask for his hand in marriage.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 07:23:21 PM
I want a commitment.

The next poster can alter physics in a limited area to allow for dramatic slo-mo's in real time.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 07:35:06 PM
It's called TiVo!

The next poster can stay up for 3 days straight and still go to work refreshed.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 05:54:41 AM
It's called Viagra. (I am so sorry, I had to say it.)

The next poster shot first.
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Post by: Hebs on May 30, 2007, 06:26:54 AM
I forgot which question I was supposed to ask later.

The next poster will finally disrupt page upon page of Hazzah vs. Junkyard posts.
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Post by: acoletterose on May 30, 2007, 07:22:37 AM
It was a duty handed to me by GOD!!! My mom said so!

The next poster runs a cheese factory in their basement.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 07:28:54 AM
If that's what ya wanna call it. (By the way, I'm back.)

The next poster sang the national anthem in the 1878 Playoffs.
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Post by: Hebs on May 30, 2007, 07:33:04 AM
No no, I ate a hotdog at the Playoffs FROM 1878.  It was a gift from the ghost of Honus Wagner.

The next poster used to give free cab rides.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 07:36:47 AM
Course', it wasn't my cab.

The next poster can look good in anything, even burlap.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 30, 2007, 07:58:40 AM
20-20 vision. I can look real good.

The next poster gave hip hop its "sound"
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Post by: Hebs on May 30, 2007, 07:59:35 AM
DJ Cool Herc jacked his name from me - DJ Cool Hebs

The next poster plants trees
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:00:28 AM
Of course, I have a black thumb, so they tend to die. I just plant them out of spite.

The next poster has never lost a rap battle.
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Post by: Cibernético II on May 30, 2007, 08:31:31 AM
It's true. Although, so far  the only rap battles I've had were against Keven Federline, John Cena, and Karl Rove.


The next poster gains the strength of 10 trollops when angered.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:35:19 AM
You may laugh, but that's still more than enough to tear a person in half.

The next poster can out act Kenneth Branagh.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 30, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
Well, I'm a better liar than he is, anyway.

The next poster has built up a huge arsenal over the years in anticipation of the coming Zombie Apocolypse.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 05:55:23 PM
So far I have twelve toothpicks, seven paper clips and a hell of a lot of shoehorns!

Feelin gooood.


The next poster once gave Paul Bunyon a wedgie.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 06:16:53 PM
Seemed like a good idea at the time. Unfortunately, he wegies back.

The next poster trained Batman.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 06:33:08 PM
...how to answer a multi-line phone.  It wasn't that hard, he's a fast learner.

The next poster once played Michael Jordan in "H-O-R-S-E" and kicked his BUTT!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:06:09 PM
After losing in HORSE and awkwardly kicking Mikey in the butt, he proceeded to slam dunk me. Pretty tricky at my weight.

The next poster runs the local old folk's home with an Iron fist and a heart of Gold.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 30, 2007, 08:09:17 PM
They're called "slaves". Don't give me this PC crap.

The next person will reintroduce the Tasmanian tiger into the natural ecosystem.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:11:27 PM
After a few hours of digestion, yes. Boy are those guys hard to find these days!

The next poster kills all his own food.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:22:16 PM
I stab and gut every head of lettuce! Those bastards haven't gotten me yet.

The next poster trims the nose and ear hair of old men.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:37:03 PM
Whether they want me to or not.

The next poster runs a classy boutique.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:38:24 PM
Whether they want me to or not.

The next poster fluffs pillows for hotel guests with neck pain.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:40:22 PM
Whether they- oop.
Softer pillows can actually cause them more long term damage, or so I've heard.

The next poster is coming up with a way of hijacking people's radios.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:42:12 PM
it's a police scanner, it's flippin cool!

The next poster taught Jet Li over 10 types of martial arts
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:44:55 PM
He used a lot of the moves i taught him from Martial Wood Burning, but seems to completely forgotten everything he knows of Martial Basketweaving.

The next poster once caught a fly ball.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 09:21:41 AM
Look, had I known those were HORSEflies, and they'd sting like that, I never woulda done it!


The next poster can bench press 800 lbs with one hand.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 31, 2007, 09:28:38 AM
Of course those are dog pounds so it's really more like 114 pounds. But it's still badass.

The next person makes his own fireworks.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 09:35:43 AM
I just refert to it as a blowtorch blowing shit up!

The next person gets every one of the women in Maxim's Hot 100 all hot and bothered.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 09:37:05 AM
I've locked them in a sauna with scorpions.

The next poster is a runaway hit!
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 31, 2007, 09:39:52 AM
The cops call it "vehicular manslaughter", but whatever.

The next person can shred with Lemmy and Dave Mustaine and keep pace.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 09:45:51 AM
I can? I'm going t have to look up the word "shred" and the names "Lemmy and Dave Mustaine."

The next poster knows more odd trivia than me.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 04:51:30 PM
That's a little known fact...but of course, I knew that already.

The next poster can clap in rhthym the entire soundtrack to all six Star Wars films
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Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 05:42:38 PM
The doctors say that they can take care of it, but there's a 90 percent chance it will kill be or leave me a vegetable. It's almost certain I'll have some serious brain damage in any case.
So yeah, after the surgery I may not be posting till I re-learn the alphabet.

The next poster flipped off Bush.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 05:53:15 PM
My neighbor, Bob Bush is such a jerk!

The next poster beat Sly Stallone in an armwrestling match once.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 07:29:37 PM
He was in a coma at the time.

The next poster is a source of renewable energy.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 07:57:26 PM
Natural gas is renewable, yes?

The next poster can give perms in under fifteen minutes.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 08:02:01 PM
Tasers have so many uses.

The next poster has cried while listening to Motzart.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 08:21:35 PM
When it's onion cuttin season, it's easy!

The next poster has the very first Superman comic in mint condition.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 08:23:40 PM
A comic book made entirely of mint. Deliciously fun!

The next poster is very forgiving.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 01, 2007, 11:10:42 AM
Say that again and I'll break your face!

The next poster never checks his e-mail on company time.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 07:23:13 PM
Being an independant contractor helps.

The next poster never once missed a cue.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 07:57:56 PM
what?

Shit!

The next poster speaks perfect English
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Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 08:25:42 PM
Yes good, I talk the know of American very happy!

The next poster controls the price of gas.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 08:30:27 PM
Here's a free sample: *FAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT*


The next poster has passed for more touchdowns than the entire history of the NFL.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 08:36:19 PM
Why DO people keep asking me if I want a touchdown? Where would i put it?

The next poster can see the past of everyone he touches.
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Post by: AmazingThor on June 01, 2007, 09:18:31 PM
Which is why I live in a bubble.

The next poster is the world champion Rubicks cube solver.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 06:03:24 AM
I was the guy who first discovered you could pull off the cubes and pop them back in where they belong.

The next poster melts in your mouth.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 07:31:02 AM
A feat which NONE of you shall ever, thankfully, find out is true.

The next person is the best babysitter EVER.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 07:35:11 AM
I spit a venom that causes temporary paralysis.

The next poster has remixed one of those "sounds of the rainforest" CDs into a #1 jam.
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Post by: AmazingThor on June 02, 2007, 08:10:52 AM
The secret was taking Lil Kim into the jungle and letting a tiger eat her.

The next poster knows Kung Fu
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Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 08:14:50 AM
Nice guy, good with kids.

The next poster has survived a jump without a 'shute.
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Post by: AmazingThor on June 02, 2007, 08:16:03 AM
I jumped off a 3' step ladder. I figured the shute would just get in the way.

The next poster's flatulence smells like cinnamon rolls.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 08:19:16 AM
In many ways, it makes the whole thing more disgusting.

The next poster is 50% Italian, 50% Japanese, and 50% Cherokee.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 06:41:19 PM
...and ALL man, baby!


The next poster saved thiry seven people from the ending of Hostel 3!
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Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 05:44:21 AM
And I only had to sacrifice the life of one movie projectionist! In the future!

The next poster can always keep a straight face.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 03, 2007, 12:07:49 PM
Except in a "Hall of Mirrors"

The next poster loves the smell of Vicks Vaporub
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Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 01:16:31 PM
A bin rubbed in each nostril makes the corpse smell much more bearable.

The next poster is a national treasure.
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Post by: AmazingThor on June 04, 2007, 09:31:47 AM
Actually, I was Miss National Treasure '96.

The next poster watched every Roger Corman film in one sitting.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 09:50:17 AM
Now I vomit violently whenever I think of Coffee or hear the name Tony Cardoza.

The next poster is planning on solving all the world's problems next week.
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Post by: Cibernético II on June 04, 2007, 02:58:50 PM
I'm planning on it. But then again, I just might start feeling really unappreciated and unloved and stay in bed all week. Only leaving the house for blockbuster, liquor, and Burger King runs.


The next poster is heir to the biggest tooth paste manufacture in Uzbekistan.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 04:07:35 PM
I plan on cashing it in for a dinner at Applebeys.

The next poster exsists outside the visible spectrum.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 05:51:27 PM
Zzzzp! I'm invisible!

The next poster makes thier own teddy bears.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 04, 2007, 06:26:13 PM
At Build-A-Bear WorkshopTM!  *Sound of cash register*

The next poster is working on turning "A Year At The Movies" into the next smash-hit Broadway Musical.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 07:02:56 PM
I'm going to call it "A Year at the Movies: The Musical!"

The next poster can beat all the old people at the local retirement home at shuffleboard.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:22:18 PM
The old folks may not be ready for Extreme Shuffleboard yet.

The next poster spews icy death from his bloody stumps!
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Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 07:23:49 PM
Icee death is so much better than Slurpee death.

The next poster makes lip gloss out of household products.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:31:15 PM
Burnign away the skin really adds to the glossiness.

The next poster ran vertically up into the air.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 07:56:44 PM
With suspension wires, anything is possible!

The next person can fly without the use of wings or blades of any kind.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 09:03:05 PM
Yeah, I just eat one of these weird mushrooms i found and I can make it to the moon within seconds!

Don't get the next poster angry. You wouldn't like the next poster when he's angry.
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Post by: Cibernético II on June 04, 2007, 10:05:10 PM
Whattya mean you would like me when I'm ANGRY? WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? YOU SAYIN IM SOME SORT OF ERR. SOME KIND OF... RAAR! FREAK?

NOW ME ANGRY!


SMASH THREAD! GRRR


NEXT POSTER PUNY HUMAN RRRRAARRR


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Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 07:08:52 AM
Poster very sorry, sir.

The next poster is Argentina's top secret agent.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 05, 2007, 04:09:12 PM
Well, technically I'm a talent agent.  And I'm not really secret, it's just that I'm so unsuccessful that it seems like no one knows about me.

The next poster built a fully functional 1/1 scale replica of the Starship Enterprise as seen in Star Trek: The Motion Picture in his back yard.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 04:16:41 PM
Who needs a girlfriend? Or showers?






*sob*


The next poster is covered from head to toe in tatoos, but can still look dignified and classy at black tie social functions.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 05, 2007, 04:27:20 PM
It helps that it's a full-body tattoo of a tuxedo, complete with a monocle.

The next poster played stickball with Queen Elizabeth as a kid.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 05, 2007, 05:00:41 PM
yeah but a time machine was involved

the next person is the greatest single male cook in history
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Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 05:36:49 PM
Yeah, I have a mouse pulling my hair. (That sure looks like a good movie, doesn't it?)

The next poster eats twice his weight in birdseed every day.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 07:19:34 PM
Pizza is considered birdseed, right?

The next poster can write using both hands and their nose!
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Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 07:27:09 PM
Well, I use my hands to steady myself as I dip my nose in ink and write with it. Makes my college classes more interesting, in any case.

The next poster ran aground on the same island that marooned Tom Hanks.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:17:11 PM
Yeah, but of course he preferred the company of a friggin volleyball instead...pfft.

The next poster broke the sound barrier with a burp.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 08:49:13 PM
The sound of my burps travels faster than the speed of so- oh.  :-

The next poster can call on the knowledge of anyone from history at any time.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:58:25 PM
Except the smart ones...Jeez George Washington was an idiot!

The next poster can speak to whales in perfect coherence
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Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 09:03:37 PM
Well, coherent English. Wales don't really talk about anything interesting anyway.

The next poster filled out a mad lib with such beuty and complexity that it gained sentience.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 05, 2007, 09:07:44 PM
I had to kill it. It was an abomination.

The next person knows a story so sad it could drive Satan to tears.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 09:11:07 PM
"The Day Hell Froze Over."  (And your response to my last one had me laughing for about two minutes straight, I should mention.)

The next poster is a good listener.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 05, 2007, 09:15:29 PM
 ;D
I am. I can listen to a television three houses down the street when someone is explaining an episode of Firefly to me.

The next person can eat enough of those little Vietnamese peppers in one bite to kill a moose.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 09:22:52 PM
Yup, you just chew them up, keep them in your mouth, spit them at the nearest moose, make sure it's dead, then go to the hospital!

The next poster can post on message boards with his MIND.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 06, 2007, 11:09:22 AM
It would be more impressive if I used my mind to think my posts through before I made them.

The next poster has donated over a million teddy bears to charity.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 12:08:23 PM
It was a charity for orphans allergic to cotton. I didn't really think that one through, honestly.

The next poster taught James Dean heartache.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 06, 2007, 01:05:50 PM
Yeah, it was actually Jimmy Dean, and I taught him how to give people heartburn.  So you know who's responsible for those awful breakfast sammiches.

The next poster is one of the few singers who has starred in a successful movie.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 01:12:04 PM
Hey, every damn movie I made was a sucsess, kid! Blue Hawaaii, Jailhouse Rock, I-
uh...heh...
Pretty funny, pretending I was Elvis for a moment, huh? Heh. I mean, we all know Elvis is dead, right? Not just in hiding, pretending to be college history major? Heh?

The next poster can make Jessica Alba blush.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 06, 2007, 01:15:34 PM
Just say, "Hey, I saw you in Idle Hands!"  Does it every time.

The next poster could sell home insurance to a homeless man.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 01:22:46 PM
I'm such a good insurance salesman that I don't feel bad about taking advantage of the poor and mentally ill!

The next poster was the first person to notice that the Sun and Moon apear to be the same size.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 04:22:12 PM
you saying my boy's ass is the same size he is??

How wude!

But true.

The next poster won a Jackie Chan look alike contest by dressing at as Shirley Temple.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 06, 2007, 05:04:03 PM
I also consumed a lot of Shirley Temples before I decided to do that.  Explains a lot....  Wait, what do you mean, Shirley Temples are non-alcoholic?

The next person is the closest thing to a prophet this generation has.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 05:15:30 PM
Thou shalt not fart on the first date...thank you.

The next poster can cure blindness.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:39:44 PM
I'm good at untying blindfolds.

The next poster can shoot orange juice out of his eyes.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 05:47:47 PM
Only because my nose is reserved for milk.

The next poster can burp the entire "Inna Gadda Da Vida" song.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:49:32 PM
Theoretically. I've never gotten all the way through without someone violently silencing me.

The next poster inspired Bukmeister Fuller to teorize the "Bucky Ball."
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Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 05:54:31 PM
It was easy, I just said (like Burt Reynolds) Hey ahhhh...*chew gum*...why don't you...uh, go an terrorize him. *chew gum*"

The next poster can do an imitation of a harp using only a soda can and his lips.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:55:52 PM
That act was outlawed in several states.

The next poster never once forgot his girlfriend's birthday.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 05:59:56 PM
That's why I have 365 girlfriends...I'm bound to get one right every so often.

The next poster writes entire operas for their local high school.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:01:45 PM
Which is why I'm strung up the flag pole daily.

The next poster went back in time and slapped hitler in the face.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 06:04:16 PM
I think I did something funny to his self-esteem, though. He got angry and decided to start a world war.

PARADOX!

The next person can crush an entire steel keg against their forehead.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:06:26 PM
I could, but I sure as Hell won't.

The next poster is good friends with Zues.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 06:09:24 PM
Zeus actually just shows up when Thor and I are watching TV... he's kind of annoying, but his daughter's hot.

The next person is totally immune to salmonella.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 06:10:17 PM
But I'm deathly allergic to Salmon...heh

The next person can close their eyes and draw a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa
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Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:12:21 PM
It gets frustrating when people tell me I made it to small. THE MONA LISA IS NOT BIG, YOU HEATHENS!
IT'S A FUDGING POST CARD!

The next poster can control molecular motion with his mind.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 06, 2007, 08:31:10 PM
Unfortunately, I'm not as adept at preventing the nuclear explosions that occur as a result of me controlling the motion with my mind.

The next poster knows exactly where to find the best deals on even the most obscure items you could ever hope to buy.
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Post by: pyro on June 06, 2007, 10:34:34 PM
I can get you Jeffrey Dahmer's good china for just over $250


next poster can recite every line of dialog from Transformers: The Movie
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 06, 2007, 10:36:13 PM
In Old Norse.

The next person can juggle chainsaws while playing the harmonica. I've seen him do it, it's pretty amazing.

(http://www.daredeviloperacompany.com/images/Chainsaw-Record.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:48:52 AM
I'd call the fact that I can still type after years of doing that amazing. And I have sinse dropped the bald guy with sloppy beard mask from the act.

The next poster ran the country as the president's decoy after the president was kidnapped for two months.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 10:10:01 AM
Yeah, and it would have lasted longer if they hadn't found the real President under his own desk at the White House.  Stupid, stupid, stupid....

The next person adopts stray cats from the street and finds them real homes.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 10:21:01 AM
I... am going to resist a Chinese Food Shop joke.

The next poster didn't miss a step after being unplugged from the Matrix.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 10:35:18 AM
I did miss a pretty big step after I was plugged back into the Matrix to run the jump program.  Ow.

As for the next poster... well, the only thing sharper than his sword is his wit.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 04:36:03 PM
Wit you say?  I'll let you know when I think of a comeback.

The next poster has teeth as sharp as a devils fangs.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:14:47 PM
Actually, again, Hazzah has described me perfectly by accident. (Assumably.)

The next poster can scare off a Grizzly with a stern look.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:25:28 PM
You're right...I hold up a picture of Daniel Stern staring into the camera..works every time.

The next poster once build a full size tent using nothing but toilet paper and toothpicks.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:30:06 PM
And as long as there's no rain, wind, or occupents, it holds up great.

The next poster has lost count of how many times he has saved the universe.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:33:53 PM
I had it written down somewhere, but lost it. feh

The next poster has been nominated for more Oscars than John Williams.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 06:59:56 PM
Oscar Miers.

The next poster is forever without doubt.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 07:22:11 PM
I doubt that very much....D'OH!


The next person gives great back rubs
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 07, 2007, 07:24:26 PM
They're to die for. Lemme find my massage gloves and I'll give you a demonstration.
(http://www.medievalrepro.com/Images/Mittengaunt01.jpg)

The next person can mimic over 50 wild bird calls.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 07:34:50 PM
Not exactly, I just do the same one 51 times...it's annoying, even by my standards.

The next poster came up with the idea for Rifftrax, and sold it to mike for $1.50 and a Snickers bar
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 08:20:57 PM
He didn't even do it right!  I told him, "Mike, you've gotta put this stuff on a CD!"  And he says, "No, it's a stupid idea, anyway."  Oh, well, he's the one that lost a perfectly good Snickers bar.

The next poster came dangerously close to becoming the next Pope.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 08:24:15 PM
Yeah, I still wonder how a Hindu Pope would have gone over.

The next poster has a pet Gryphon.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 09:03:53 PM
I stole it from my high school.  It was a school mascot.  It's great for photo ops, sure, but I have to go to all of the football games now, and this "pet" is really starting to smell like mothballs.  It's kinda gross.

The next poster can spin everything somebody says into a double entendre.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 04:53:39 AM
"Double Entendre," eh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, say no more?

The next poster can run down the street singing about his emotions and everyone will start joining into the chorus.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 08, 2007, 12:23:51 PM
And I still can't figure out where the sound of the orchestra comes from.

The next poster is a 3l33t ha><><0r!
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 12:39:10 PM
Using obscure technical language on me? Two can play at this game, ouchebag-day!

The next poster can not only find his own ass with a compass and a map, but anyone else's in the world.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 08, 2007, 03:32:35 PM
I have a Maurader's Map from Harry Potter.  It tells me the precise location of any ass in the world at any time.  The compass is just for looks.

The next poster has his own pot of gold from the end of a rainbow.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 03:42:10 PM
When you consider the constant murder attempts by that deranged Leprechaun, it's hardly worth it.

The next poster can chew rocks without damaging his teeth.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 08, 2007, 03:47:00 PM
A ridiculously easy task if you dn't have any teeth.

The next poster was the genius behind the invention of the waterbed.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 04:09:07 PM
"Hey," I thought, "what substance would best retard any attempts to get comfortable on a bed?"

The next poster designed the original Wonder Woman charicter, but his design was thrown out and replaced by that of a guy with a bondage fetish.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 08, 2007, 10:18:09 PM
I still think a cotton robe and baseball cap is just as SEXY!

The next person gives free tattoos to thos who earn it.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 07:54:54 AM
You'd think people would appreciate free tatoos, but I end up having to tie them down before I start!

The next poster is liquid metal.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 09, 2007, 12:56:09 PM
It comes in handy when something is stuck in the garbage disposal...it sucks that I don't own a garbage disposal.  :-[

The next poster has found the cure for the flu
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Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 03:09:59 PM
But it would hardly be sporting of me to release this, now would it, old chap?

The next poster is the illegitimate son of Hephaestus, Greek God of Technology, Mettalurgy, and Fire.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 09, 2007, 03:44:31 PM
My real dad is Knight Rider!

The next poster gave Jerry Seinfeld all his old jokes for $4.00 and a couple of glazed donuts.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 05:03:17 PM
Man that was a dumb investment. I guess it's not the jokes sometimes, but who tells them.

The next poster was the first female to operate the Godzilla suit in a Godzilla film.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 10, 2007, 10:57:32 AM
Unfortunately, by that time, they had switched to CGI.  I was in charge of making Godzilla's eye twitch, and nothing else.

The next poster is a master of the "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" game.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 11:17:34 AM
This is funny, because I'm the only regular on this board NOT TO GET ONE. SO I don't know what you're talking about. Unless by "the master" you mean I determine life or death for all those who post on that thread. Then yes.

The next poster can fill in all the plot holes, tie all the loose ends, and justify all the contradictions of the Star Wars films.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 04:14:40 PM
"The Force"

It's really just that simple.

The next poster gave Stan Lee the idea for "Superman" but he exclaimed "Balderdash!" and the idea went to DC
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Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 05:56:18 PM
I'm suprised I wasn't arrested for going up to some kid and telling him about men in bright red and blue tights.

The next poster discovered evolution and used Darwin as his patsy.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 08:01:49 PM
Well it doesn't sound the same: "Jablonskism"  Doesn't quite have that jenny say quaw.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 08:44:32 PM
Yes, I can read invisible sentinces. Astute of you to notice!

The next poster can call on all the powers of the animal world.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 08:47:55 PM
Good for you!

I call myself "Animal Man"...I was going to call myself Aquaman, but I found out I could control more than fish.

The next poster gives homeless monkeys free bananas
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Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 08:49:59 PM
A Homeless Monkey's Bannanna Giver's work is never done. Especially sinse most monkeys don't have homes.

The next poster is married to supermodels from three seperate planets.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 11, 2007, 12:06:37 PM
And I've got the divorce settlement papers and the restraining orders to prove it!

The next poster can make a mean jelly bean and pickle sammich.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2007, 01:18:29 PM
Course', you need some Nutella to make the jelly beans stick.

Ylisae daer nac retsop txen eht.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 11, 2007, 05:54:03 PM
noticing why for you thank!

The next poster knows the true ending, the way David Chase imagines it, of the Sopranos.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2007, 07:30:51 PM
Some bamboo unda da nails can get preddy much anyone da talk.

The next poster is the unholy cross of a yuppie and a hippy.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 12, 2007, 12:59:51 AM
How is that a good thing?

The next person is a direct ancestor of El Cid.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 12, 2007, 06:52:13 AM
Not "The" Cid. It's Cid "The" Mechanic.

The next poster sweats chloroform.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 12, 2007, 07:07:06 PM
Actually, it's kinda fun...it's colorforms! Those old staticy so and so's!

The next poster can actually tolerate enough David Hasselhoff when others fold long before them.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 12, 2007, 09:39:48 PM
Yeah, I'm blind, deaf, and mute.


....and, you know, rich, so I can offord to have someone read and write messages on boards for me.


The next poster has come up with a less embarassing name for our generation than "Gen Y." (Stupid friggin' baby boomer asses.)
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Post by: Hazzah on June 13, 2007, 04:48:37 PM
Yes, I call it: "Generation Y, What's it to ya?!"

The next poster bullies around the bullies in the nearby high school
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Post by: Junkyard on June 13, 2007, 05:06:16 PM
That's a good thing? That's pathetic is what it is.

The next poster won the "Maniacal Laughter" award for the last 3 years.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 13, 2007, 07:57:53 PM
My sides STILL hurt... >:D

The next poster is the one who desgined the Starship Boogaloo
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Post by: Junkyard on June 13, 2007, 08:00:51 PM
I googled that, and as far as i can tell, that's not a real thing. SO yes, maybe I did.

The next poster has super powers and actually uses them to a good purpose.
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Post by: Tripe on June 14, 2007, 05:10:32 AM
Hey, being able to look through walls to the women's changing rooms isn't just a good purpose, it's a Great purpose.

The next poster is worshiped as a god on some small islands in the Pacific.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 05:22:24 AM
Well, my avatar is, anyway.
(http://www.giantmonstermovies.com/images/mothra-m.jpg)

The next poster has had lunch with Jesus, Krishna, Buddah, and Mohammed.




ps- What's really sad is that I've been humming the "Mothra" song since I posted that pic.
"Mosura YAH! Masuraaaaa..."
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Post by: Tripe on June 14, 2007, 05:34:54 AM
Shh you'll give away my identity as Sea-Man

(http://www.churchofreality.org/images/super-best-friends.jpg)

The next poster is but a few equations away from solving Grand Unified Theory once and for all.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 06:26:44 AM
6 x 9 = 42? What?!

The next poster helped re-intigrate Frankenstein's Monster into normal society.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 14, 2007, 04:08:14 PM
I just had him read all my Calvin & Hobbes books.  You'd be amazed how much you can learn about the world from Calvin & Hobbes.

The next poster almost succeeded in destroying all the prints of Moulin Rouge.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 04:10:11 PM
LOOK, i DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE THEM IN MY CAR ON A HOT DAY! I JUST HAVE A CRAPPY MEMORY.

The next poster can kill a man by throwing a hat at him.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 15, 2007, 08:52:21 AM
Well, yeah, it's one of those World War One era German Helmets with the spike on the top.  Those things are deadly.

The next poster is the world's first non-practicing Atheist.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 15, 2007, 09:52:15 AM
I didn't practice soccer, I didn't practice the violin. What's the point? God is dead!

The next poster doesn't take himself too seriously.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 16, 2007, 08:45:43 AM
What?  How dare you say that!  I'm insulted that you'd even think that!!!

The next poster, for one blissful day, brought peace and civility to the IMDB message boards.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 01:06:01 PM
And yet, one day after killing everyone who's ever posted there, it's back to 10,000 active posters! Frustrating, that's the word.

The next poster stopped running from himself.
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Post by: Sideswipe on June 17, 2007, 08:32:25 AM
The Mighty Sideswipe runs from nothing.

The next poster has never punched a baby.
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Post by: Tripe on June 17, 2007, 09:25:34 AM
Sure, slaped, kicked and even throttled but never punched.

The next poster never farts.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 17, 2007, 11:00:17 AM
Yes, it's really so vulgar a habit and-
BLAM!
....
Oh, drat, my abdomen just burst again.


The next poster laughs in the face of danger.
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Post by: Sideswipe on June 17, 2007, 11:44:54 AM
That is indeed correct, and how nice of you to notice.

The next poster changes their underwear daily.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 17, 2007, 11:52:20 AM
Well, a Jupiter Day, yes.


The next poster was able to win an election based entirely on looks.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 17, 2007, 02:38:54 PM
And if I manage to look like I'm going to kill your family if you don't vote for me, it still counts.

The next person can spit a chaw of tobacco into a spitoon from across a room.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 17, 2007, 09:00:27 PM
Yeah, I get all the chicks.

The next poter says things in the most concise way possible.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 18, 2007, 12:54:08 PM
Yes.

The next poster can find the humor in even the least humorous things, like Funky Winkerbein.
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Post by: Tripe on June 18, 2007, 01:07:13 PM
That's nothing, you should hear the gales of laughter I can get from The Family Circus

The next poster can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew then cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 18, 2007, 01:09:08 PM
Okay, because I spent so much time on this reply to Daltyslith's:
Oh, man, and did you read Blondie and Dagwood this morning? They were talking about how Dagwood was going on a trip, and his daughter she, a-and the dog, heh, the dog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
*phew*


Now for a reply to THR's:
Willy Wonka stole that schtik from me.

Anyway, the next poster never uses impractical fonts in his posts.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 18, 2007, 01:21:19 PM
I don't. Unless the mood strikes.

The next person is such an enthusiastic and energetic guy that he is never bored.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 18, 2007, 01:23:40 PM
And yet people seem to get bored of me. Maybe if I would stop singing energetic showtunes everywhere I go.

The next poster is actually a major Hollywood celebrity keeping a low profile on the boards.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 18, 2007, 01:27:31 PM
Please don't tell anyone I'm really Fred Ward, star of such movies as Tremors and The Right Stuff. If the forum knew I'd never get a moment's rest.

The next person has pictures of George Takei sunbathing nude.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 18, 2007, 01:38:17 PM
If you feel that's a good thing, I'll send you the photos.


The next poster knows how to make communism work.
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Post by: Tripe on June 18, 2007, 02:16:00 PM
Sure it's the way I make any political system work; taxidermy performed on humans. Then you can make them capitalists, communist whatever the hell you want them to be and the system will work without any flaws.

The next person invented the internet.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 18, 2007, 02:19:23 PM
Well, I inventeds the etch a scetch, but I claimed it was the internet. My only two buyers still haven't figured it out.

The next poster can scare a bear by roaring at it.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 19, 2007, 12:56:13 PM
It helps if I eat a lot of garlic bread, sour skittles and ranch dressing before I roar.

The next person knows the answer to the riddle of steel.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 19, 2007, 01:04:27 PM
Steel? Superman's black sidekick? Yeah, his riddles suck.

The next poster has an open invitation to go to any college in the country.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 20, 2007, 11:05:10 AM
I also have a restraining order barring me from going to any college in Canada.

The next poster has all the women from the Victoria's Secret catalogue on speed-dial.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 20, 2007, 04:38:29 PM
I think my heavy breathing is starting to grow on Adriana Lima.

The next poster has traveled Europe on less than 100 dollars for an entire month.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 22, 2007, 04:07:13 PM
They tried paying me more...I really should've asked for a raise.

The next person has never suffered a nose bleed.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 04:56:34 PM
Stob maging fun ub my lag of a nose!

The next poster once bitch slapped a ghost.
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Post by: AmazingThor on June 22, 2007, 05:26:11 PM
Who turned out to just be a really pale guy.
The next post is the most interesting one in this thread.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
Interesting as measured by the most posts.

The next poster started the Protestant Reformation.
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Post by: Tripe on June 22, 2007, 06:28:56 PM
Yeah I got that cute little Protestant girl to reform alright, reform her inhibitions heh heh heh.

The next poster speaks 17 languages.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 06:53:44 PM
Animal languages, unfortunately. They don't have much to say, actually.

The next poster is in complete control. There is no need to worry.
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Post by: Tripe on June 22, 2007, 07:00:03 PM
You may call me Generalissimo or Dear Leader.

The next poster was an inspiration to J. K. Rowling.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 22, 2007, 07:07:19 PM
I got a scar on my face from an evil wizard. I don't want to talk about it.

The next poster has kept a vow of silence for 10 years.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 24, 2007, 03:27:55 AM
Yeah, and I... God dammit!

The next poster has an army at his beck and call.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 24, 2007, 05:27:51 AM
Well, I looked it up, and you need more than three dogs to make up an army, no matter how well behaved they are.

The next poster ran three major marathons in one day.
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Post by: Pak-Man on June 24, 2007, 03:30:37 PM
When playing the NES version of Track and Field!

The next poster is the undisputed master of unlocking.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 24, 2007, 03:36:21 PM
Last week I discovered that being able to unlock the doors of the Pentagon is not useful unless you are also bulletproof.

The next poster was the inspiration for James Bond.
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Post by: Tripe on June 24, 2007, 05:02:34 PM
When Ian Flemming visited me on Death Row I mused "If only there were some sort of permit or license I could have obtained that would have allowed me to track, bag and field dress those nuns"

The next person knows the secret of Galactus' purple helmet.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 24, 2007, 05:11:40 PM
He found out that the color and cut made him look thinner. Purple tuning fork hats always do.  Where's the mystery?

The next poster managed to huorously edit all the 700 Club bumper stickers within 5 miles of last election's Republican National Convention.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 25, 2007, 01:53:26 PM
Yeah, I drew one of those fish with legs that have the word "Darwin" in the middle on all of them.

The next poster has the cure for a broken heart.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 01:58:57 PM
Turns out it's revenge. Go fig.

The next poster has never had to resort to using smileys.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 25, 2007, 02:03:49 PM
And it makes me so happy!!!  ;D ;D ;D

... dammit!

The next poster baked cookies for everyone on the forum!
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Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 02:05:42 PM
And, not knowing where any of them lived, ate them all myself. You would have liked them.

The next poster is THROUGH RUNNING.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 25, 2007, 02:10:26 PM
Yeah, because we can take these Deadites.  We can take 'em...  with science!

The next poster can use swear words so casually that he could say them in front of a Catholic School Nun with perfect hearing and still get away with it.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 03:07:59 PM
I can outrun any nun.

The next poster has stopped 4 armageddons before they happened.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 25, 2007, 06:43:45 PM
That's right! I scolded four people for renting Armageddon and kept them from watching it!

The next poster quotes shakespeare in every day conversation
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Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 06:46:17 PM
Yeah, I tend to really annoy people with that. Got physically attacked for it once, too. Little tip- if someone pulls a knife on you, don't say, "Is this a dagger which I see before me?" Just pisses them off more.
Oh, what fools these mortals be.

The next poster never sets up long stories just for the lame pun at the end.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 26, 2007, 05:35:05 AM
It's really for the reaction when I deliver the pun.

The next poster is not Junkyard.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 05:39:44 AM
It's true. I'm actually Junkyard's dog. That's what he gets for not logging out. Oh, and "woof."

The next poster has figured out how to make all religions get along.
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Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 05:44:05 AM
Yes it's essentially the same as how I make communism work. (http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,3218.msg106972.html#msg106972)

The next poster died for your sins.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 05:45:45 AM
Not willingly, of course. I really should get around to haunting the hell out of you bastards.

The next poster don't take no guff from nobody.
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Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 05:52:50 AM
But I do take it from some people, if they're purty an all.

The next poster is the answer to a maiden's prayer
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 05:58:14 AM
She prayed to see a man horribly mutilated by cultists, and judging by the robes, surgical instruments, and webcam, she'll get her prayers answered. No, I don't know how I'm typing this.

The next poster built a car that transforms into a robot.
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Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 06:16:48 AM
Unfortunately he doesn't' quite grasp the "Car" concept yet
(http://pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF077AD-Disassemble.jpg)

The next poster can leap through time to random moments within the limits of their own lifetime.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 06:23:15 AM
(Perry Bible Fellowship: classic.)

Overall, going back to 1986 to try to stop myself from falling off that slide, and instead causing my younger self to fall off the slide in an ironic twist of fate, was a piss poor waste of everybody's time. No pun intended.

The next poster is close to uncovering the Roswell Conspiracy.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 26, 2007, 01:04:58 PM
Actually I've already figured it all out.  Who would have guessed that it was just a "conspiracy" to throw one of the Generals working there a surprise birthday party?

The next poster does in fact own the road.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 01:12:19 PM
Yeah, me and my boyscout troop own a stretch of highway leading out of Ozaukee. The cops keep saying that we're supposed to be cleaning it instead of having drag races, but he doesn't own C-LL now does he?

The next poster has escaped the sins of his father.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 26, 2007, 02:02:44 PM
Let us never speak of those sins again....please! I beg of you!

The next poster can do an imitation of Sean Connery talking with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro with amazing talent.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 03:04:25 PM
Here, listen:
"And so I said to Ford, 'Shove it up your ass.'"
"I know what you mean, that guy..."
"That's why I never do the night scene with him."

DIDN'T THAT JUST BLOW YOU AWAY?! (Hmmmm... May lose something in text.)

The next poster has converted 3 dozen clowns.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 26, 2007, 04:23:59 PM
Her pitiful prayers for death as she's tied to stake in front of a dragon's cave as bait.

The next person could convince Matthew McConaughey to wear a shirt.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 04:29:13 PM
I take off my shirt and ask for a hug. He usually also puts on a burka.

The next poster apologizes to whatever animal he's about to eat before he starts in.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 26, 2007, 04:32:28 PM
Yeah, actually. Of course it's alltogether more like "I'm sorry, but it's time for you to do your part for the food chain. Muahahahahahaaaa..."

The next person once survived entirely on energy bars and protein shakes for almost 6 months.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 26, 2007, 04:33:16 PM
it was better than the year i lived on grasshoppers so that was ok

the next poster is the reason that the simpsons are funny again.  
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 06:18:48 PM
Dressing all in black, sneaking into Groening's bedroom at night, making just enough noise so that he wakes up slowly, and then holding up a sign saying "BE FUNNY AGAIN" in glow in the dark letters was the best idea I've ever had.

The next poster makes his own soda.
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Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 06:20:57 PM
I make it the same way I make the do it yourself Jacuzzi in the bath. People don't want to drink my soda for some reason.

The next poster can raise the dead
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 06:22:52 PM
Backhoes actually rent pretty cheap.

The next poster likes his women like he likes his coffee.
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Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 06:29:06 PM
Sort of light brown with a dash of cream.

(http://venus.provocateuse.com/images/photos/gina_torres_01.jpg) mmmmm

The next poster can see into your soul.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 06:31:32 PM
Wait, so, the next poster can see into my soul, and I'm the next poster? Yeah, to an extent. It's kinda teal with racing stripes.

The next poster has not been called on to pay any of his many credit card debts.
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Post by: Cibernético II on June 26, 2007, 07:17:09 PM
That's because I pay all my debts with sex  ;)

The next poster gave Cheech and Chong the idea for the "Dave's not here" bit
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Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 07:29:19 PM
Well, if the seller can take credit for things like that,  I should be getting royalties from Robert Downey AND Whitney Houston.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 26, 2007, 08:41:36 PM
Yes, Junkyard...I too can read invisible sentences!

The next poster is the one responsible for Steven Spielberg's success.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 27, 2007, 04:23:55 AM
Yes, I'm a velocoraptor. Me and Rex were written off as dazzling special effects while that jerk got all the glory.

The next poster is bazarian cream filled.
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Post by: Tyrant on June 27, 2007, 11:14:08 AM

  Which is usually really cool, except that I'm always infested with ants and people won't stop licking me.

  The next poster shares their cable and newspaper subcriptions with their neighbors.
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Post by: Tripe on June 27, 2007, 11:20:51 AM
Not willingly, the thieving bastards :angry:

The next poster knows the constitution backwards.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 27, 2007, 11:23:25 AM
Believe it or not, it's a lot easier to read backwards.

The next poster was the live-action reference model for Elmer Fudd.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 27, 2007, 12:54:38 PM
This genetic disease is slowly crushing my brain, you bastard! (Not actually that funny if you've seen Mask. Sorry.)

The next poster was smart enough to ask his wife whether she liked Pina Colads, the taste of champaigne, getting caught in the rain, the smell of the ocean, and any other relevant questions before marrying her, unlike some idiots I know.
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Post by: AmazingThor on June 28, 2007, 10:15:54 PM
Her answer: "Beep....Beep....Beep" (She's in a coma)

The next poster has rock solid abs!
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Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 05:20:47 AM
No, my Abs rock solid. Old Rolling Stones, a little Elvis.

The next poster faught the law and kicked it's ass.
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Post by: Tripe on June 29, 2007, 05:27:08 AM
And now I have the Death Sentence in twelve systems, you better watch yourself.

The next poster floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 05:45:54 AM
They wouldn't let me into the ring with my butterfly costume or shiv, so I had to pretend.

The next poster has translated all of Shakespheare's works into modern English.
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Post by: Tripe on June 29, 2007, 05:55:34 AM
No prob cause, you know, technically it already is in modern English (speaking from an incredibly pedantic English Degree holding perspective).

The next posters possesses the philosopher's stone
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Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 05:58:27 AM
The power was within all of us the whole time! (No, seriously. Mathmatics, physics- they ARE the philosopher's stone.)

The next poster has re-written  old Disney movies into gritty, intense, and mature scripts.
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Post by: Tripe on June 29, 2007, 06:01:42 AM
Unfortunately Disney has now sued me into the poor house due to copyright infringement.

Everything the next poster touches turns to gold.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 06:06:54 AM
I HAVEN'T EATEN IN WEEKS!

The next poster is solving all the world's problems.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 29, 2007, 10:58:27 AM
Surprisingly the solution is spackle.  Who knew?

The next poster's life story has been adapted into a Tony Award-winning Broadway Musical.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 01:29:21 PM
"A Relatively Uneventful 23 Years" Soon to tour Europe

The next poster was able to figure out Mr. B Natural's sex and gender.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 30, 2007, 05:44:53 AM
Hermaphrodite

The next poster can smell bacon cooking from three miles away
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Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 05:47:05 AM
As a vegetarian, it's a real pain.

The next poster put his home town on the map.
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Post by: daltysmilth on June 30, 2007, 09:19:18 AM
I just took a pen to a Rand McNally atlas, made a dot, and wrote Cape Girardeau next to it.  No biggie.

The next poster is the type that has a woman in every port.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 04:11:02 PM
Some people prefer to preserve bodies in Brandy, but it leaks out all the color.

The next poster has had Toho begging him/her to help make the next Godzilla movie.
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Post by: Hazzah on June 30, 2007, 05:20:48 PM
Yeah, but the twin hookers refuse every offer I make.

The next poster has the an entire, academy award worthy script written for a Sopranos trilogy.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 05:31:37 PM
But it sort of reads as a story of intreague and honor in 18th century France. I might have taken a few artistic liberties.

The next poster built the Egyptian Pyramids all by himself.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 01, 2007, 07:38:00 AM
With crazy glue and legos, anything is possible!

The next poster can determine just how long a body has been dead just by the smell
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Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 07:39:40 AM
That skill took a lot of time, dedication, and good excuses.

The next poster once beat The Thing in arm wrestling.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 01, 2007, 12:34:15 PM
No, I beat Thing in arm wrestling.  Since he's just a disembodied hand, he doesn't have a whole lot of leverage.

Speaking of which, the next poster invented the word leverage.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 12:39:07 PM
The guy who invented the Lever was just slow to publish, actually.

The next poster has never once misspelled a word.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 01, 2007, 04:18:42 PM
How'd you knowe?

The next poster can spot a store selling a winning lotto ticket from a mile away.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 04:24:19 PM
Yeah, 30 seconds before it's purchased by someone else. Old gypsy curse, don't ask.

The next poster ran off with Kiera Knightly to a magical weekend in the Bahamas.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 01, 2007, 06:07:49 PM
Yeah, and
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
  All mine, baby.

The next poster is considered the top porn star in Malaysia, despite never having appeared in any pornographic material.
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Post by: Tripe on July 01, 2007, 06:33:02 PM
What can I say those Malaysians they love their Carrot Juicing Porn (http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,1542.msg110186.html#msg110186), the sick sick puppies.

The next poster hears angelic voices full of prophecy and they aren't insane.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 06:34:49 PM
I mostly keep it to myself. Who really wants to know that the world will end one day before the American release of Transformers?


...


Oops.

The next poster is the Black Sheep of the Bush Family
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 02, 2007, 10:12:19 PM
I voted for Perot.

Old man Weatherby would have gotten away with it if it weren't for the next poster
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Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 05:14:22 AM
Yeah, I shot the idiot in both knees while he tried to run away wearing a ghost costume. Criminy.

The next poster can melt, thaw, and resolve himself into a dew at will.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 03, 2007, 11:53:33 AM
Although it's Mountain Dew, so it's pretty disgusting.

The next poster once spent a pleasant evening with Val Kilmer.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 12:13:22 PM
I guess playing the crappiest Batman ever doesn't mean you're not a nice guy.

The next poster has come up with the rest of the "A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Horse walk into a bar" joke.
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Post by: Pak-Man on July 03, 2007, 12:16:43 PM
One of them should have ducked! The next poster has a complete set of Go-Bots.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 12:19:02 PM
I use them to assassinate my rivals. They may not be as good as Transformers, but they're better than hand guns, I can tell you that!

The next poster can walk into peices of art or literature and interact with the charicters.
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 03, 2007, 05:58:46 PM
But I just use my power to enter "Sally Worth" cartoons and slap her around a bit.

The next poster is the Puma Man!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 06:07:49 PM
I could have just called myself "Slightly Stronger Cat Man."

The next poster is half Vulacn, half Klingon, and half Human.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 03, 2007, 07:16:47 PM
I actually have two heads.  One is half Vulcan/half Klingon, the other is half Klingon/half Human.

The next poster has never used the phrase "believe you me".
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 07:18:25 PM
Believe you me, that's the last thing I would do.

The next poster runs a tight ship.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 03, 2007, 10:23:06 PM
It's not MY fault it's so crampt! It's the way it was built!

The next poster can sense a bald man walking towards them from 10 kilometers
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 03, 2007, 10:45:18 PM
But once they get 9km away I lose them again.

The next poster has never paid retail price
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Post by: Junkyard on July 04, 2007, 04:35:18 AM
Why do they always choose to overcharge ME? They don't even try to hide it!

The next poster has invented the comfiest chair ever.
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 04, 2007, 05:58:39 AM
And the Spansh Inquisition is jealous!

The next poster can turn the world on with their smile.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 04, 2007, 06:05:27 AM
You can tell becasue suddenly the world starts holding a book awkwardly below its waist.

The next poster invented the first extreme sport.
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Post by: Tripe on July 04, 2007, 07:14:42 AM
And you can still see the world championship of Extreme Rock-Scissors-Paper (sponsored by Mountain Dew and Oakley) on ESPN12.

The next poster makes the best tasting cup cakes ever.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 04, 2007, 07:17:29 AM
By the way, I can get you some high quality "secret ingredient" if you ever are interested.

The next poster runs an orphanage.
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Post by: Tripe on July 04, 2007, 07:22:13 AM
Well that's what I tell the wife, the orphans fall into to difficult demographic of : female between the ages of 25 to 30 with athletic build and a tendency to engage in pillow fights. I fear my charges will never find their forever home.

The next poster fell into a Black hole and survived.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 04, 2007, 07:26:57 AM
But I'll tell you, it smarted like crazy. Also, I'm now only a quarter centimeter thick, and a mile tall.

The next poster has formulated a working unified field theory.
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Post by: Cibernético II on July 04, 2007, 09:48:21 PM
I don't know what the big deal is. I just wrote down "Take down the western chainlink fence, sprinkle some grass seeds, buy new riding mower". Now I'm like gonna get a Nobel prize or somthing

The next the poster taught me how to truely love a woman.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 05, 2007, 04:16:59 AM
I knew my porn collection would come in handy.

The next person is a master fencer.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 05, 2007, 05:31:14 AM
Yeah, I helped Zap put up and take down his last fence; only took me a few minutes.

The next poster has never had to stop at a red light.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 05, 2007, 10:27:51 AM
Which probably has a lot to do with my lack of a driver's license.

The next poster knows where all the cowboys have gone.
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Post by: Pak-Man on July 05, 2007, 10:53:26 AM
Texas.

The next poster doesn't need no instructions to know how to rock!
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Post by: Tyrant on July 05, 2007, 10:55:45 AM

   I did have to get a few manuals to get the more nebulous art of 'rolling' down, though.

   The next poster's clothes always smell of springtime freshness.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 05, 2007, 02:27:35 PM
Ah, that Wisconsin Springtime smell of cow manure! Musky!

The next poster once beat the crap out of Mickey from Sin City.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 05, 2007, 03:07:47 PM
'cause he was drunk off his ass.

The next poster reeks of taste.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 05, 2007, 03:18:48 PM
It's not "taste," it's leftover food particles sitting on my tounge mixing with enzymes that make that smell. Taste is a verb.

The next poster inspired "Mr Smith Goes to Washington."
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Post by: Cibernético II on July 05, 2007, 05:04:10 PM
Its true. Although, the movie was orignally called "Mr. Smith Goes to Jail". And it was based on the story of what happened after parents became suspicious of all the young boys that were spending alot of time in my house and on camping trips with me. It didn't go over so well with test audiences, so after some clever editing and reshoots, it became the film that it is today.

The next poster is never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 05, 2007, 05:53:28 PM
Never gonna stop me, never gonna stop. Never gonna stop me, yeah, never gonna stop stop stop ...

The next person brings teh uber pwnage!!1
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Post by: Junkyard on July 05, 2007, 06:52:47 PM
Fortunately, that didn't mean anything!

The next poster looks great in terrycloth shorts.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 05, 2007, 10:18:52 PM
Well, I do have the legs to make ANY pair of shorts work.

The next poster knows the way to San Jose'.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 06, 2007, 04:47:51 AM
As does anyone with Mapquest.
http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&qq=m4ZeC4eEaUie4RjX08DrqhBh4G2LR7VsUmEU%252fLHS%252bWCg6L%252fgHKqTCUcetkM7COHm6f0Mbb6jftlXqzyZSy%252f6Hewx%252fzivpENmy6InA2VGBPauKREafvmWZZK%252bsNQ4FK87BudUMxdtpT9j4v9QOeymjsFQOJCop2pGfpa7qZdLXIOIxSR%252fzVMXdOMAODEU6BHd&ct=NA&rsres=1&1y=US&1ffi=&1l=&1g=&1pl=&1v=&1n=&1pn=&1a=&1c=Milwaukee&1s=Wi&1z=&panelbtn=1&2y=US&2ffi=&2l=j7adpHtUaskfiPYJho6RjA%253d%253d&2g=k%252b06ha14tLo6h9Bbu%252bQimQ%253d%253d&2pl=&2v=A5XAX&2n=&2pn=&2a=&2c=San+Jose&2s=IL&2z= (http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&qq=m4ZeC4eEaUie4RjX08DrqhBh4G2LR7VsUmEU%252fLHS%252bWCg6L%252fgHKqTCUcetkM7COHm6f0Mbb6jftlXqzyZSy%252f6Hewx%252fzivpENmy6InA2VGBPauKREafvmWZZK%252bsNQ4FK87BudUMxdtpT9j4v9QOeymjsFQOJCop2pGfpa7qZdLXIOIxSR%252fzVMXdOMAODEU6BHd&ct=NA&rsres=1&1y=US&1ffi=&1l=&1g=&1pl=&1v=&1n=&1pn=&1a=&1c=Milwaukee&1s=Wi&1z=&panelbtn=1&2y=US&2ffi=&2l=j7adpHtUaskfiPYJho6RjA%253d%253d&2g=k%252b06ha14tLo6h9Bbu%252bQimQ%253d%253d&2pl=&2v=A5XAX&2n=&2pn=&2a=&2c=San+Jose&2s=IL&2z=)

The next poster can see exactly 5 minutes into the future.
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Post by: Tyrant on July 06, 2007, 01:13:48 PM

  Because I set my watch five minutes ahead so I'm not late for anything.

   The next poster has the most awesome hairstyle EVER.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 06, 2007, 01:28:36 PM
I've got it gelledto a point, so I can kill people by headbutting them.

The next poster can say more when not talking.
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Post by: Tripe on July 07, 2007, 06:45:54 AM
Being multi-sign-lingual helps.

The next posted has one of the few mint condition Boba Fett Action Figures with the missile firing rocket pack
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Post by: Hazzah on July 07, 2007, 08:54:35 PM
Yes, and he's still in mint condition even though I dropped in a bottle of bleach accidently  :(

The next poster has memorized every word James Bond has ever spoken on screen.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 07, 2007, 09:08:56 PM
I figure his suaveness will help me on the dating scene. Hasn't really worked yet.

The nest poster cut down the mightiest tree in the land WITH A HERRING!
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Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 07, 2007, 10:03:15 PM
And the Knights of Ni did kneel before me, and I forbade those tall freaks to ever again utter that furious and violent curse for which they are named. I meant business, and I think they could sense that.





The next poster has been BFF with Yoda for years!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 08, 2007, 04:34:10 AM
Bipolar Flailing Freaks, yep.

The next poster has 3 Star Wars Prequel Collections from the only three alternate dimensions where the Prequels were any good.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 08, 2007, 12:01:03 PM
And in two out of the three, surprisingly, Jar Jar is my favorite character.

The next poster doesn't use obscure references to make himself seem more cultured.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 08, 2007, 12:33:34 PM
That would be as intellegent as Jane Sweet in "A Girl in Every Port!"

The next poster can vogue at a moments notice.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 08, 2007, 02:38:51 PM
Who can't?

The next poster has the greatest mind the world has ever seen.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 08, 2007, 04:12:06 PM
I keep Einsteins brain in a jar! It's sweet!

The next poster broke the record for number of fluids both bodily and otherwise which wound up in toilet at once.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 08, 2007, 05:17:19 PM
Pureeing the bodies is a great and convenient way to dispose of my victims!

The next poster owns a dragon.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 09, 2007, 05:52:41 PM
Well, there are many things my wife and I call it...Dragon is just one of them.  ::)

The next poster can pilot a jet and steer a boat at the same time.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 09, 2007, 06:42:48 PM
Yeah, you remember the Sea Duck from TaleSpin?  My plane's like that.

The next poster doesn't take no guff from anyone, except Paul Newman.
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Post by: Tripe on July 09, 2007, 06:47:10 PM
Well proceeds of the sale of his guff go to charity.

The next poster can channel Mozart
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Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 09, 2007, 06:49:11 PM
I can also tune him out at will.


The next poster never gets orange fingers when eating cheese doodles.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 06:50:15 PM
Oh, nice- make fun of the guy with no fingers! Asshole.

The next poster is the one who actually destroyed the Deathstar.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 09, 2007, 07:27:58 PM
I accidentally left a potato covered with tinfoil in the microwave.

The next poster can enter the worlds of video games at will.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 07:37:19 PM
I've been rejected by Lara Croft more times than I can count.

The next poster found the arm-blaster from "Laserblast," and has managed to use it only for good.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 10, 2007, 05:02:22 PM
It's so friggin awesome making popcorn that way!

The next poster truly is the Last Starfighter
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Post by: RVR II on July 10, 2007, 05:04:53 PM
i've been mauled by those wretchid aliens one too many times!

The next poster will be the Lethal Weapon we need!
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Post by: Tripe on July 10, 2007, 05:05:38 PM
Damn flatulence, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chili

The next poster can make a clay sculpture of Lionel Richie with finger tip references only.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 10, 2007, 06:45:34 PM
Thank the Lord for abstract art.

The next poster has never done a Bevis and Butthead impression.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 10, 2007, 09:29:23 PM
Though, true story, apparently my impression of Jerry Seinfeld sounds exactly like Hank Hill.  I can't explain it.

The next poster finally brought peace between the longtime rival factions of Alvin & The Chipmunks and Chip And Dale's Rescue Rangers.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 10, 2007, 09:34:00 PM
Well. I made varmint sausages and called it peace.

The next person can get a Prius up to 120 mph.
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Post by: Tripe on July 11, 2007, 04:19:50 AM
Add a JATO and everything gets faster.

The next poster never needs to see a chiropractor

oh and

Though, true story, apparently my impression of Jerry Seinfeld sounds exactly like Hank Hill.  I can't explain it.

That's odd my Emperor Palpatine sounds exactly like Harvey Firestien aparently
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 11, 2007, 06:10:23 AM
For the same reason I never need to see a medicine man or a voodoo priest. Not. Real. Doctors.

The next poster was once a member of the British parliament.
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Post by: RVR II on July 11, 2007, 06:15:39 AM
A Real Cracker Jack I am..

The next poster could do without Caramel Popcorn though
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Post by: Tripe on July 11, 2007, 06:18:20 AM
I worked to hard on this one to let it go:

The next poster was once a member of the British parliament.

Our song If It does not fit (kindly do not attempt to apply force to it) was a minor hit
A Real Cracker Jack I am..

The next poster could do without Caramel Popcorn though

Virgin's blood makes for a tastier seasoning for popcorn.

The next poster knows why the caged bird sings.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 11, 2007, 09:09:15 AM
Well, he doesn't need to worry, and that is that.  He's safe in there from that ol' puddy tat.

The next poster can't buy me love, but he can drive my car.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 11, 2007, 05:17:24 PM
no,  I can buy you love, but I will split the tab.  Where are your keys??


next poster makes their own potato chips
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 12, 2007, 06:08:09 AM
Guess what they're made out of.

(http://www.yardcare.com/images/trendsphotos/YC%20iStock_meat_on_grill_%20medium.jpg)

The next person has enough dried food in his basement to last 5 years.
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Post by: Tripe on July 12, 2007, 06:15:08 AM
Long Pig Jerky is delicious, I can send you some if you like to try it.

The next poster knows the muffin man.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 12, 2007, 07:26:23 AM
Depends on the particular long pigs it was made from.  ;)

And yes, the Muffin Man is a crazy homeless guy who sleeps in the park around here.

The next person halted the  GIANT SPIDER INVASION!
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 12, 2007, 11:13:56 AM
Thats why the "pause" button on the VCR was invented.

The next poster wears sunglasses at night
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Post by: Tripe on July 12, 2007, 11:50:42 AM
It's not my fault I was born without eyelids.

The next poster is a man to every woman, a woman to every man.

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Post by: Hazzah on July 13, 2007, 04:06:53 PM
And one HELL of a fan dancer to boot! Fabulousssss!

The next poster can benchpress 8 fatties at once.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 05:08:12 AM
And yet, I can't life their equivalent weight in metal. Whatsupwitdat?

The next poster is an elemental.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 14, 2007, 05:10:18 AM
Turns out both Mountain Dew and barbecue sauce are elements.

The next person was a vampire and a werewolf at the same time and managed to make it cool.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 05:16:16 AM
Yeah, I realized that being blue works in Vegas. I'm the Extra Scary Blue Man in the group.

The next poster can correct people without making them feel bad.
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Post by: Tripe on July 14, 2007, 06:22:46 AM
Well I can, but that's nowhere near as much fun as utterly destroying them >:D

The next person was the one really responsible for the recent Basra badger panic. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm)
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Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 06:34:10 AM
Turns out they don't need no stinking badgers. (UHFreference? Oy.)

The next poster is faster than lightning.
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Post by: Sideswipe on July 14, 2007, 03:15:34 PM
The next poster always buys dolphin safe tuna.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 14, 2007, 05:29:44 PM
AAND tuna safe DOLPHIN! Yummy!

The next poster can read not only palms but also palm TREES!
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 14, 2007, 05:44:57 PM
I always tell them "this line says you're going to be chopped down to make room for a condo", and that's when I get out the chainsaw...

The next poster always calls back if you leave a message on her voice mail.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 06:10:05 PM
Yeah, but make sure to adress the message to "Sherryl." Most of my other personalities can't even remember to check for messages.

The next poster is building a functional spaceship.
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Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 14, 2007, 08:19:51 PM
So...how does Star Trek get the warp drive to work again?


The next poster is good at picking out a person's favorite scented candle.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 04:42:56 AM
Usually takes a few weeks of stalking, though.

The next poster used a time machine to get lucky with all of today's older actresses when they were still hot. (I heard Barbara Walters was a bit of a fox. Rowr!)
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 15, 2007, 12:31:38 PM
Unfortunately, Barbara Walters was NEVER young.

The next poster IS the Six Million Dollar Man
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Post by: Cibernético II on July 15, 2007, 01:08:39 PM
This is true. They did rebuild me. They had the technology. However, unlike Steve Austin, I am now worse, slower, and weaker. (But, its better than being in a wheelchair) <-- true story


The next poster likes to dance. I mean really likes to dance.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 15, 2007, 01:32:07 PM
Actually I don't like dancing that much, in fact, not at all....I never dance....No Dancing, Not Allowed!

The next lucky contestant has eyeballs made of mylar.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 02:10:12 PM
Unfortunately, Barbara Walters was NEVER young.

(http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Artwork/092075.JPG)

And ever sinse Laos, I've had the tounge of a basset hound. (Hot Shots, anyone?)

The next poster was begged to come to Hogwarts.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 15, 2007, 04:39:46 PM
They really wanted me to have an orgasmic release on a pigs skin condition.

Our next contestant likes pictures of Barbara Walters wearing cowboy hats.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 04:43:00 PM
So... strong, and yet so... fragile. Barbara, I don't care about our age difference, I MUST HAVE YOU! OH, SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU-
OH! Um... No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

The next poster knows what he likes.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 15, 2007, 04:53:00 PM
They really wanted me to have an orgasmic release on a pig's skin condition.

Our next contestant likes pictures of Barbara Walters wearing cowboy hats.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 06:43:00 PM
Ummm....
Okay, I'll play your game:

So... strong, and yet so... fragile. Barbara, I don't care about our age difference, I MUST HAVE YOU! OH, SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU-
OH! Um... No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

The next poster knows what he likes.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on July 15, 2007, 06:47:59 PM
But I don't know art (that's a lie; I know art like the back of my hand)

The next poster is willing to give the other members of The View some attention since Babs has been apparently getting so much of late.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 06:53:00 PM
Hey, they can all get a pice of the Junk-meister; there's enough to go around!

Oh. Oh God. I just pictured getting intamate with all the View hosts at once. Ungh! Brain! Hurting!
Gotta lie down.
Um... the next poster is... uh, nice.

Nnnhhh...
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Post by: Pak-Man on July 16, 2007, 01:02:07 AM
I sure am!

The next poster has gotten initmate with the entire cast of 60 Minutes.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 07:01:29 AM
No, I got intimate with the entire cast in 60 minutes. To what movie, I'll leave that to you to imagine.

The next poster is in close friendships with several of his dopplegangers from alternate dimensions.
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Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2007, 10:36:54 AM
Hey it's sex with someone you love!

The next poster can make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 10:53:30 AM
Admittadly, it's a waste of extremely advanced nanite technology, but there you go.

The next poster has a grudge that will outlive him.
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Post by: Pak-Man on July 16, 2007, 12:01:57 PM
Once you get used to the gurgling, it's not so bad.

The next poster fought in the Clone Wars.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 12:08:19 PM
This is a predicatble reply, but:
No, no- Those were the Clown Wars. Cream pies everywhere.

The next poster won a fight against a vampire version of himself from the far future where he becomes a vampire lord... and won.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2007, 04:20:44 PM
Yeah I battled Tom Cruise.  He caught on fire and kept jumping up and down on our davenport screaming about his love for Katie Holmes and Xenu.  I'm actually invested with Body Thetans, so I never even used my vampire powers on him.  I just talked about my love of modern psychiatry and how I don't believe in epiderals during child birth, and that my wife screamed bloody murder during the birth of my last daughter. 

Our next contestant had his camera phone confiscated at the hanging of Saddam Hussein.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 04:26:33 PM
Yeah, this woman in the audience had leaned over and I got this really good view, of her- um, nevermind.

The next poster was able to survive outside in Antarctica for 3 days in just a thong.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 16, 2007, 06:36:25 PM
That's T.H.O.N.G.  Also known as the Totally Heated Octagonal Nesting Ground.  It's a special self-sufficient shelter the governement is testing.

The next poster is neither Luca, nor does he live on the second floor.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 06:43:41 PM
Which is good, because I don't know what pop culture thing that reference comes from.

The next poster will be the next Dakota Fanning.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2007, 06:51:20 PM
Hi ya, names Minnesota Assing!

Our next poster is a real gentle lover.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 06:54:36 PM
Hey, that's a really romantic way of putting my tendency to hump the air three feet away from girls I'm attracted to!

The next poster has noticed the fact that I default on the most vile interpritation of the previous person's post, and he's decided to do something about it!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2007, 06:57:04 PM
Yes, I have noticed, and here is your certificate for a free lap dance by a chippendale.

Our next poster is not Junkyard.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2007, 07:30:13 PM
You're damn right I'm not

the next poster is also not Junkyard
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 08:10:58 PM
You figured it out! I'm actually a guy named Victor! I've just been pretending to be a giant moth named Junkyard! I didn't think you would like me as I am!

The next poster is a Joy elemental.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on July 17, 2007, 10:41:50 AM
Yeah, so what if I am, jerkwad?  Any of you losers want to make something out of it?  I thought not.

The next poster is Tobey Maguire's doppleganger.  Literally.  If Tobey Maguire sees the next poster, that will mean his death is near.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 12:41:48 PM
You don't happen to have his adress, do you?

The next poster conquered Sesame Street.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 17, 2007, 02:57:10 PM
Yeah, I'm Rupert Murdoch mate, and we're buying PBS, so take your blimey muppets and get.

The next poster likes Fox News.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 03:12:18 PM
Ahem...
"Say something nice about the next poster"

Anyway, the next poster sweats honey.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 17, 2007, 04:41:10 PM
I have to live in a specially-sealed environment to keep insects from swarming all over me.

The next poster was on the short-list to host Rescue 911 if William Shatner was unavailable.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 17, 2007, 06:24:54 PM
The executives decided that Shatner was a slightly better choice than a one year old barbarian.

The next person has his own line of wildly successful weight-training videos.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 17, 2007, 06:55:39 PM
My line of videos was basically how to manage the cheap-o scales in most classrooms and how to get proper weight measurements from them.  They're highly successful if you refer to it in the terms of, "Only made a few hundred copies and eventually sold them all."

The next poster always shops smart.  He shops at S-Mart.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 07:38:50 PM
I also only live in S-house, enjoy myself at S-6 Flags, and worship only at the S-Temple.

The next poster knows that Walmart exsits only at his whim.
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 18, 2007, 11:03:05 PM
Can you prove that Wal Mart doesn't disappear when my back is turned? Didn't think so.

The next poster traveled the world in a hot air balloon.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 19, 2007, 12:28:36 AM
Interestingly, the hot air for my balloon was generated from this forum post entirely.

The next poster wears no underwear.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:29:41 AM
I like the feeling of iron armor against my bare skin.

The next poster went back in time and taught man how to harness fire.
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Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 06:36:50 AM
Trouble is it kept burning through the leather.

The next poster created the chicken recipe for General Tso
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:42:35 AM
And, in standard old Chinese tradition, he put my eyes out so that I couldn't give the recepie to someone else. People really need to stop being so enamored with Eastern culture.

The next poster has created 4 words that are now a common part of our language.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 19, 2007, 11:52:07 AM
One of them is meat. I'll let you try and figure out the rest of them.

The next poster has a durable molybdenum frame.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
My photo of Levar Burton is as safe as can be.

The next poster has a poetic soul.
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Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 12:04:38 PM
I harvested it from Ted Hughes just before as he popped off. It's sitting in a jar next to Sylvia's which I manged to obtain via e-bay. I hope I can get Wendy Cope's when it becomes available.

The next poster knows what evil lurks in the souls of man.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 01:17:08 PM
Which is why I'm getting sued by the Shadow, who knows what evil lurks in the HEARTS of man.

The next poster is on a first name basis with Nut, Godess of the night.
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Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 01:21:09 PM
You can call me Geb, Nut calls me Mr Big Stuff.

The next poster knows what evil lurks in the sinuses of man.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 19, 2007, 01:25:23 PM
SARS.

The next person once drank Thor under the table.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 01:33:01 PM
Das Rite: "Mas Tequila!"

Da Nex Poser iz b Jiv'n Homes..
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 19, 2007, 01:39:06 PM
Dam rite, foo. Don'chu be frontin' at me you trippin' mufugga, I knock yoo in da STREET. DA STREET!

The next person can drink a 24-pack of Mountain Dew in one day without his urinary tract turning to dust.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 01:48:58 PM
It actually explodes into radioactive sludge.

The next poster invented a pizza topping combination that everyone can agree with.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 19, 2007, 01:53:53 PM
No one argues about the topping when the cook brings out the pizza on a platter made from the bones of British peasants and cuts the slices with an axe.

The next person can make cockroaches explode with the power of his mind.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 02:26:45 PM
Tip: Exploded cockroaches are worse than intact cockroaches.

The next poster can breath in space unassisted.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 19, 2007, 02:44:58 PM
Once.

The next person holds the WWE Heavyweight Champion title.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 02:48:24 PM
A much bigger guy asked me to hold it, and 3 months later, I'm still afraid to put it down.

The next poster has a stable full of mythical beasts.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 19, 2007, 03:10:21 PM
I have a herd of chupacabras I use to pull sleds and farm equipment.

The next person is Jo-Jo, the Indian circus boy.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 03:57:30 PM
Don't tell anyone, but I'm also the bearded lady.

The next poster pulls his own weight
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 03:59:01 PM
Dead Weight to be exact

The next poster is Livin Large!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 19, 2007, 03:59:43 PM
That's what she said.

The next poster smells like teen spirit.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 04:01:18 PM
I smell like crushed anxiety?

The next poster give a care.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 04:08:24 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thecarefactory.jpg)
The next poster is Full of It
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 04:09:38 PM
It being "love?"

The next poster was able to stop Godzilla's rampage by giving him a hug.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 04:16:55 PM
FEE, FI, FO, FUM!! I AM DANIEL-SON?!

The Next Poster, Loves a Good Ballpark Frank
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 04:22:53 PM
"Hey, Frank! Come sit down by me, I got good seats!"
"Great! You know how much I like baseball!"

The next poster was in SNL before it started sucking.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 04:31:38 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/t_6420_01.jpg)

The next poster really lives in a van down by the river
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 04:37:19 PM
Three stories, a hot tub, and a great view of the Nile.

The next poster has had a positive impact on the environment.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 04:43:12 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/owneridiot-1.jpg)

The next poster won't do this
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 04:45:32 PM
I'll do THIS! HAI!

The next poster is a wild and crazy guy.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 04:46:59 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/WILLIS.gif)

the next poster is Fly'n High Again!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:31:35 PM
No. No I am not.

The next poster can tell the future of any dog he meets.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:07:32 PM
FROM A CHIUWAWA, TO A GREAT DANE!

The next poster Loves Fozzy Bear
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:09:20 PM
... with some fava beans a nice cianti! Mmmm.

The next poster remembers Christopher Walken for more than just his "Cowbell" routine in SNL.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:13:13 PM
"Seasoning! I Gotta Have More Seasoning for my Cow... You got me, Bell?!

The next poster prevents forest fires
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:18:20 PM
After sabotaging 12 controlled fires, the ecosystem of California is in shambles. JUST AS I PLANNED IT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The next poster has never forgotten anyone's name.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:21:47 PM
Dasher, Dancer, Comet, and Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen, but never forget the most famoust reindeer of them all... Rudolf!

The next poster is a Complete Scrooge!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:56:51 PM
Not yet. Only 98.1% at this point.

The next poster stole the Rockford files.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:59:00 PM
Those files were so.. like, yesterday man..

The next poster chills on Sunday
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 09:02:06 PM
Well, what with my condition and all.

The next poster made a perfectly scaled, fully functional King Ghidorah costume for Halloween last year.
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Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 09:06:10 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/WTF-Orangutan.jpg)
This chimp knows Exactly what that costume looks like

The next poster likes Strawberry fields forever
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 06:56:00 AM
I use it to kill rodents.

The next poster rebelled against the Guild of Calamitous Intent's strict regulations.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:02:42 AM
DIE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS, DIE

the next poster hath wrot havoc to the village
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:06:10 AM
Yeah, I'm working my way up to Cities.

The next poster is angular.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:07:30 AM
Triangular to be exact

The next poster is a humanitarian
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:11:12 AM
I only eat humans.

The next poster gets plenty of Vitamin C.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:14:09 AM
Orange Juice, Tablets, whatever!

The next poster shoots 1st then asks questions later
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:18:14 AM
REALLY kind of dumb when I'm going to see my guidance counciller.

Thenextposterhasnotroublereadingwithoutspacesorpunctuation
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:20:01 AM
dammiticanttypeanypore

The Next poster fixed that problem Real Quick
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Post by: Hebs on July 20, 2007, 07:22:50 AM
I give excellent vitual hand massages.

The next poster works at a soup kitchen.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:24:02 AM
won ton soup is my specialty

the next poster eats liver all day long
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Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 07:28:25 AM
They keep sending census takers to my house.

The next poster knows the different forms of rocks very well.
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Post by: Hebs on July 20, 2007, 07:29:19 AM
They keep sending census takers to my house.
AH ha- I get it ;) 
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:29:57 AM
igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary

the next poster eats all these rocks for a living
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:01:45 AM
Ah, the romantic life of a carnie.

Fortune smiles on the next poster.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 08:05:53 AM
fortune tellers though FREAK ME OUT!

The next poster keeps his witts about him
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:07:03 AM
In a fanny pack.

Hte enxt stoper si ysdexicl.
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Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 08:15:20 AM
Almost, I have mild dyspraxia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyspraxia)

The next poster smells of violets
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 08:18:08 AM
violet candys smell Awsome!

the next poster eats kibbles and bits
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 09:17:34 AM
I STOPPED DOING THAT YEARS AGO!

The next poster can catch a bullet with his teeth.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 09:54:34 AM
Bullets, hand grenades, AND Nuclear Missiles

The next poster digs the bunker shelters
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Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 10:02:14 AM
I love 'em I even subscribe to Bunker Monthy, the Readers' Shelters section is the best!

The next poster is free, to do what they want, any old time.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 10:13:00 AM
anywhere, anyplace, anytime!

The next poster kicks it down low
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 10:18:06 AM
Yeah, kicking them in the crotch is a pretty safe bet.

The next poster CAN take it there.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 10:26:20 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/griffins_balls_of_steel_1.jpg)

THE NEXT POSTER YELLS A LOT!!!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 10:28:14 AM
NO I DON'T!

The next poster has dozens of robot clones under his command.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 10:31:06 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/010822_clones.jpg)

The next poster  killed Bill
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 11:23:21 AM
The Bride was pretty pissed.

The next poster can totally pull off a mullet.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 20, 2007, 11:25:15 AM
Well.. yeah, but that's called "scalping".

The next person is the world's strongest redneck.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 11:27:54 AM
GIT DA FUGGIN GUNS EPNER N STARTS UH SHEEOOT'N DEM CRITTERS

The next poster is a philosifizer
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 20, 2007, 11:29:00 AM
Philosopholasausagizzle.

The next person grabs the bull by the horns.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 11:30:15 AM
Which is why I've been in the hospital for te last 6 months.

The next poster just said a mouthful.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 11:32:43 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/poontang.gif)

the next poster calls up the best
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 20, 2007, 11:55:58 AM
Umm... I sure do!

The next poster greenlighted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III and has never regretted it.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 11:57:25 AM
well.. I regret it now.

The next poster makes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 01:36:30 PM
It's actually normawl turtle soup, with shurikens mixed in at random. Careful when you eat it.

The next poster's got legs like Jessica Alba.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 01:37:57 PM
HEYELL NAW! FRAID NOT!

the next poster needs a vacation
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 20, 2007, 02:24:25 PM
Which is convenient, as I'm going on one to Chicago on Sunday.  (As I think I've mentioned in another thread.)

The next poster thinks that if you link all of M.C. Escher's paintings in a certain order, you'll find a hidden message.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 02:30:59 PM
Think? I KNOW.

The next poster is pure energy.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 02:33:16 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/GlobalWarming1.gif)

like cooking the world

The next poster digs the heat
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Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 02:36:10 PM
I get through so many shovels they all melt.

the next poster is Alan Moore's personal stylist (for me that is positive Moore's well cool)

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u198/douglin/Neiland-Alan-707201.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 02:37:29 PM
Yeah, I think he looks good with the "serial Killer" cut.

The next poster is a true warrior.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 02:49:11 PM
a warrior of Darkness

The next poster is a real fighter of truth
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 20, 2007, 03:11:27 PM
truth.org.  I go around to cigarette smokers and squirt them in the face with water when they light up.  But I get away with it because I'm dressed like a clown at the time and I squirt them with my flower, so they think it's part of my act.

The next poster served as direct inspiration for Bender from Futurama.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 03:14:47 PM
The Futurama is Now!!

But The next poster still needs a lift to the store
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Post by: Tyrant on July 20, 2007, 03:24:25 PM

  I have a habit, ironically, of running my car into the front windows of stores.

  The next poster saved an entire alien race from destruction.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 03:26:55 PM
I needed to destroy their civilization first, however.

The next poster is untamable.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 03:27:29 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/t_6420_01.jpg)
That's right: Chris Farley did that

But the next poster has comdemed us all
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Post by: Tyrant on July 20, 2007, 03:33:12 PM

  That's right. I proposed Glitter 2 to producers.

  The next poster started the hula hoop trend.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 03:34:03 PM
In millitary development.

The next poster can say a lot while saying nothing at all.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 03:35:10 PM
simple and ramblings equal everything

the next poster makes more sense than this
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 20, 2007, 03:49:50 PM
Purple car sock dishwasher elephant.

The next poster wrote a script for an Indiana Jones movie that was deemed "too controversial" to use.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 04:49:04 PM
Look, I know Ford and Connery don't like each other, but I'm sure it could be a tastful love scene.

The next poster has his own T-X terminator.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 04:55:02 PM
The T-X 10,000 Model is Back

The next poster fixes older models
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 04:59:13 PM
Be that as it may, I'm not going to touch Jane Fonda.

The next poster is cool like ice.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 05:01:47 PM
BRRR! THAT'S COLD AS ICE TO YOU BUB..

The next poster zips along
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:47:39 PM
I should wear a jumpsuit with fewer zippers.

The next poster went back in time and convinced Twain not to make Huck Finn a novel about alien invasion.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:54:55 AM
Huck was absorbed into their collective as a nutrient

The next poster eats fire wood
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 07:26:12 AM
Almost, I'll not say what I eat exactly what fire thing I eat but I'll say this I love red headed girls.

The next poster always knows what thread they're posting in.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:28:08 AM
Edison was known to be a great break dancer.
I mean, yes, that's true!

The next poster taught Edison everything he knew.
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Post by: Pak-Man on July 22, 2007, 12:10:14 AM
Especially Break-Dancing.

The next poster is for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-The-Movie-Poster-C10134348.jpeg)

And the next POSTER has watched the movies enough times to know the script by heart.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 05:53:29 AM
(Good one :D)

Anyway, yes, and that's why I don't have a girlfriend.

The next poster can love Hillary Clinton for her inner beauty.
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 22, 2007, 03:33:49 PM
And I would if she had any.

The next poster has never used steroids.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 03:49:29 PM
Ah don't know waat you ahr taaking abo-ut! Ahm just taaking en ahn Austrian aacent for fuun.

The next poster can link his mind directly to his computer.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 04:31:14 PM
Realistically it's not healthy for either of us, but at least now it knows how much I want to destroy it.

The next person can wrangle rattlesnakes.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 04:41:56 PM
Yeah, I can usually find those firecrackers just by making a few calls.

The next poster can manipulate Plato's ideal forms.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 23, 2007, 08:03:19 PM
Hell no.  I never even made it out of the cave.

The next contestant shot JR.
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 08:04:48 PM
Well I had shots with Larry Hagman, this would be back when he still had his second liver.

The next poster embodies the spirit of music in everyone.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 08:17:54 PM
(In creepy, quiet voice:) Knew your father I did.

The next poster ran afoul of the gods of Olympus, and lived to tell the tale.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 23, 2007, 08:21:37 PM
Punched Zeus in the nuts, and I ate Athena's lunch.

Next contestant reads romance novels at the mall.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 08:24:26 PM
History can be romantic, right?

"And thus, Napoleon penetrated his massive, throbbing armies into Poland's soft, yeilding borders..."

The next poster has had every big idea of the last decade, just a second before someone else did.
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 29, 2007, 03:17:36 PM
Yeah, like, for instance, a few months before Toy Story 2 came out, I was like, "Dude, they should make another Toy Story movie".  Ripoff artists.

The next poster didn't even notice that I was gone for a week.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 29, 2007, 08:48:52 PM
Not true. We scheduled all the parties for this last week for that very reason.

The next poster defeated the Balrog in a fist fight.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 03:54:57 AM
Yeah, he looks tough, but he's got a glass jaw.  Plus he smokes, so he hasn't got the stamina.

The next poster eats bananas without peeling them.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 04:29:46 AM
I just squish them up and suck them out through a hole in the skin. Gerber-lishious!

The next poster gave Trump business tips.
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Post by: Tripe on July 30, 2007, 05:08:58 AM
"Lie about your net worth Don" I told him, and man does he ever follow my advice.

The next poster hasn't had a sickday in 10 years.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 05:16:29 AM
I'm chronically sick, but fortunately I'm also chronically unemployed!

The next poster is actually a woman.
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Post by: acoletterose on July 30, 2007, 11:08:25 AM
It's true. But unlike Ann Coulter, I was born that way.

The next poster does a great fan dance with an electric window fan.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 30, 2007, 11:10:14 AM
When followed up by my chainsaw jig there isn't an empty seat in the house.

The next person can attract, repel, form and manipulate dust bunnies with his or her very mind.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
The Legion of Substitute Heroes even rejected me. I'm gonna cry.

The next poster has a dragon.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 12:24:34 PM
He's actually a Woozle, and his name is Peanut.

The next contestant thinks Drew Carey will be a great host on The Price Is Right.
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Post by: acoletterose on July 30, 2007, 12:34:37 PM
Absolutely! That's where they face off in a ring of death, right?

The next poster gives candy to all the children in his/her neighborhood.
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Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 12:52:36 PM
Now I do instead of 'Bag Snatching'

Tha next poster is all about.. The Trees.
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Post by: Tripe on July 30, 2007, 01:04:28 PM
After my death in the swamps of La. I was resurrected as the embodiment of The Parliament of Trees so yes they're sort of important to me.

The next poster knows what boys like.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 01:08:33 PM
Yes, boys like the creepy gay pedophiliac grandpa from Family Guy.

The next poster would vote for George W. again if he could.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 01:09:58 PM
Yes, I WANT to see old people die of rage all over America.

The next poster has a functional suit of armor.
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Post by: Hazzah on July 30, 2007, 07:49:01 PM
It's actually Armorall...so I'm nice and shiny  ;D

The next poster can bench press a sumo wrestler
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 30, 2007, 08:00:34 PM
You'd be surprised how much of their girth is actually just air.

The next poster can summon dark, Lovecraftian creatures and force them to make beer for him using magic.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 08:18:17 PM
I swear, if Chthulu puts another fanged eyeball in my Sam Adams, I'm gonna bop him one.

The next poster is "All out of toner!"
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 08:31:09 PM
And I have so much stuff to tone too. 

The next poster thinks his wife is a Moon Chimp.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 05:07:50 AM
It's worst that you think- I don't even have a wife!

The next poster can summon the power of any superhero.
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Post by: Ortega on August 01, 2007, 02:54:34 AM
and i summon the powers of Aquaman, the powers of utter uselessness

The next poster is afraid of jellybeans.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 05:07:33 AM
Except Plum and Watermelon- yum!

The nest poster made up a language that it turns out was already used by a few tribes in Africa.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 01:14:19 PM
It's Jewish, me and Yahweh put it together.

The next poster like fries on his ketchup.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 01, 2007, 02:38:02 PM
And yet I hate fries on my mustard.  Go figure.

The next poster thought about selling his soul to save the woman he loved, but then discovered he could make a lot more money if he just rented it out to people.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 02:42:34 PM
Pat Robertson is presently using it to figure out what it's like to have a soul.

The next poster manages to break the steryotype by being a pimp with a heart of gold.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 01, 2007, 06:31:04 PM
And it's true what they say: Pimpin' really ain't easy.

The next poster caused no end of trouble when he confused the word anagram with angiogram.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 06:32:20 PM
Blood.... everywhere.... why?


The next poster gets his/her energy directly from the Sun.
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Post by: Sideswipe on August 02, 2007, 05:35:45 PM
the next poster aways uses there blinkers when turning
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 02, 2007, 05:38:09 PM
I never use my turners when blinking though.

Next friend has a smaller than average codpiece on his flightsuit.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 05:45:48 PM
Wouldn't be so bad if I didn't own Wonder Woman's invisible plane.

The next poster looks great in a mini skirt.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 02, 2007, 05:49:38 PM
Everyone loves Rob's pale, wiry thighs.

The next person is immune to Sharpie vapors.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 05:52:12 PM
Those little dogs? Yeah, I mean flatulence is flatulence, you know?

The next poster is totally ripped.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 02, 2007, 05:52:19 PM
Yeah, it's INCONCEIVABLE isn't it.

Next poster wants to be Monica Lewinsky when he, and I emphasize he, grows up.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 06:06:39 PM
I have high hopes for the next puberty. There's gonna be another one, right?

The next poster is considered the 8th wonder of the World.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 02, 2007, 06:43:17 PM
By the women that is, he he.

The next poster enjoys getting doppled.
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1039/991111053_9fbf4ab64b_o.gif)
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Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 06:59:18 PM
Though it has been a long time sinse I doppled my fingle.

The next poster always finds the coolest vacation destinations.
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Post by: Sideswipe on August 02, 2007, 07:18:03 PM
the next poster never rips the tags off of mattresses.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 02, 2007, 07:20:55 PM
I bite them off during sex.  My girlfriend gets turned on when I break the law.

The next poster is a robotic sex slave.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 07:25:43 PM
Sounds intersting, doesn't it? But you only get one of me when you're pretty sure you're not going to get any by another human. Not to put too fine a point on it, but: "woof, woof." You know?

The next poster took a question for Bush.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 03, 2007, 12:44:44 PM
That question was "How does it feel to be an international sex symbol?".  And the answer?  "Pretty darn good!"

The next poster has an extensive collection of footage of kittens.
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Post by: Tripe on August 03, 2007, 12:48:42 PM
Yes and due to a dyslexic prosecuter I'm currently fighting a charge of possesion of Kitty Porn

The next poster knows the way to a man's heart.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 03, 2007, 02:45:00 PM
It's through his chest cavity.  Once you pull apart the ribs you're home free.

The next poster braids her moms hair.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 03:43:47 PM
Yeah, while she sleeps. She's started sleeping with a shotgun, though, so I've cooled it with that for the moment.

The next poster has a computer that predicts the future.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 03, 2007, 07:10:58 PM
It knows that it's going to piss me off before I do.

The next person knows who the Zodiac Killer was.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 07:14:18 PM
Yeah, but all they'd do is make another damn movie if I told the public.

The next poster is filled with skittles!
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 03, 2007, 09:39:23 PM
And yet I remain unconvinced that this is what a rainbow would taste like.

The next poster didn't just play Half-Life 2... he lived it.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 03, 2007, 10:13:49 PM
Which means I eat alot of dorritos and drink a lot of dr. pepper.

The next poster owns his own llama.
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Post by: Cibernético II on August 03, 2007, 10:40:01 PM
I asked for an alpaca, but meh, what ya gonna do?


The next poster just can't seem to find a correctly fitting bra.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 05:20:49 AM
They just don't make them for fat men. Sexist pigs.

The next poster was Employee of the Year at the Gizmonic Institute.
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Post by: Moose on August 04, 2007, 05:25:59 AM
I was the first name on the list for the Satellite of Love before that.

The next poster knows something you don't, they are not left handed!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 10:38:28 AM
True and True.

The next poster inspired John Cleese.
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Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 10:42:56 AM
He saw me walking around just after my foot had fallen asleep, and history was made.

The next poster makes the most delicious curry in the world, using the most unexpected ingredient.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 10:48:50 AM
Not so unexpected. It's 40 percent pure Tim Curry.

The next poster helped a health inspector finally get out of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory alive.
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Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 11:30:05 AM
That's actually a funny story. See, the Oompa Loompas have a side door they use to nip out for a smoke when the Wonkster's not looking, so all we had to do was chop off the health inspector's legs, paint his face orange, die his hair green, and he was home free.

The next poster discovered the secret to immortality, and shared it with someone who was truly deserving.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 11:32:15 AM
Pat Robertson. He deserves to have to live forever.

The next poster knows the difference between good and evil.
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Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2007, 11:34:15 AM
Good would be the opposite of allowing P. Robertson to live forever.

The next poster makes movie producers offers they can't refuse.
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Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 11:35:35 AM
It's not as amazing as it sounds. I usually offer them things like "would you like a free beer?" or "need a light?"

The next poster has 3 balls.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 04, 2007, 11:43:01 AM
And I can fit them all in my mouth at the same time .

(http://blueridgeblog.blogs.com/blue_ridge_blog/images/harley3ball.jpg)

The next person sneezes diamonds.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 11:47:27 AM
At this point, I look like the Red Skull. Damn gypsy curse.

The next poster can lick his own elbow.
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Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2007, 11:50:29 AM
That's the beauty of Prostheses for you.

The next person knows what you did last summer.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 04, 2007, 11:51:40 AM
Junkyard? He racked up 7000 posts on some other forum.

The next person struck oil in his front lawn.
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Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 11:59:07 AM
That's why I picked up the family and moved to Beverly (Hills, that is).

The next poster has the finest ass I've ever seen.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 03:17:13 PM
(You all saw this coming, but,)
Yeah, he has yet to even throw a shoe!

The next poster can, with simple editing techniques, fix every bad movie ever made into potential Oscar winners.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 04, 2007, 08:35:05 PM
Just splice in footage of Tom Hanks, and you're golden.

The next poster can type 478 words a minute with one hand.
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Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 08:41:11 PM
Granted, those words are all "a," but it's still pretty impressive.

The next poster is the world's best armpit fart-maker.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 08:45:04 PM
What makes it really impressive is that I always use someone else's armpit. After a few notes, they're so moved that they won't hesitate to assist me.

The next poster has scary nightmares.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 04, 2007, 08:46:38 PM
It's like I'm awake and on the couch, but I'm watching Kathy Griffin do standup. I wake up on the verge of a heart attack.

The next person was once a pirate who spread terror through the seven seas before catching a cannonball with his face.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 08:49:18 PM
Call me Peg Head Vic, matey.

The next poster has never slept.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 04, 2007, 08:53:09 PM
And my mind is perfectly sound.  *Twitch*

The next poster has a fantastic gift that carries with it a terrible curse...
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 04, 2007, 08:55:19 PM
I can produce heat within my body to keep it warm, but I must ingest organic material to power it... OR DIE!

The next person can open beer cans with his teeth.
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Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 09:02:45 PM
Thank god for dentures.

The next poster can travel through time, but only once every 30 days, and only 10 seconds forwards or backwards at a time.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 09:07:31 PM
Not useful for much more than stealing kisses from myself, but hey- beggers can't be choosers.

The next poster understands string theory perfectly.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 09:16:52 PM
See, if you take three pieces of twine, and twist them up, you have a string. And if you take three pieces of string, and twist them up, you have a rope. It's simple!

The next poster has a giant poster of New Kids on the Block on the ceiling, directly above their bed.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:26:48 AM
After three months of that, I no longer fear death!

The next poster is the life of the party.
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 06:34:08 AM
But only because I have tea parties with stuffed animals.

The next poster has conversations with himself.
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 06:34:35 AM
I do not! Oh wait...

The next poster isn't crazy, they're just a little unwell.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 07:10:32 AM
Yeah, but I'm unwell in the head, so.... right, crazy.

The next poster can see from infra-red to ultra-violet.
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 07:12:38 AM
Sure, I need 8 different pairs of goggles, but they all make me look cool, so it's all good.

The next poster only has one more alternate reality self to kill off before they can become The One.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 07:17:41 AM
Unfortunately its Junkyardella, and she's really hot. Odd kinda complication.

The next poster is a refugee from 1950's Sci Fi.
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 07:19:43 AM
My time machine broke down because I forgot to oil the flux capacitor... so I was stuck in the year 2000 and have been living here ever since.

The next poster has too much time on their hands.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 07:28:57 AM
That's so true it's not even funny.

The next poster can quote any line from any mocie made between 1983 and 1987.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 07:42:45 AM
It's very easy because there is no such thing as a "mocie."

The next poster has minty fresh breath ALL THE TIME.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 07:49:58 AM
Found out last month that it's because I have an infection in my salivatory glands, which just has this odd side effect. Got 3 months to live.

The next poster can communicate entirely through onomonopias
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 08:15:19 AM
They hired me to do the graphics and sound effects for the 60's Batman TV show. I swore to never use my powers for evil, but a man's gotta eat... POW!

The next poster knows the true value of friendship.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 08:25:11 AM
YEah, it's gone up 14 cents since Tuesday. I have the NYSE website bookmarked.

The next poster knows that violence never solves anything.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 08:36:04 AM
But it's still fun!

The next poster thinks there are not enough violets on TV.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 11:44:58 AM
Wouldn't the Dennis Moore sketch have been funnier if it had been Violets instead of Lupins?

The next poster didn't do nothing.
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Post by: Tripe on August 05, 2007, 11:47:45 AM
I did it all:

I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece (Yes I know now it's not an Island I was high)
Where I drank Champaign on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and I dare say I showed them what I've got.

The next poster is an army of one

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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 11:56:49 AM
Yeah, nice to meet you. I'm Jaimie Maddox.

The next poster likes stuff.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 05, 2007, 12:18:04 PM
Double Stuff Oreos.

The next poster is secretly heterosexual.
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 12:40:52 PM
That's right. I'm a closet straight.

Actually, that's not true either. I'm a male lesbian.

The next poster can fold a hundred dollar bill into interesting shapes with their tongue.
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Post by: ObscureGamer on August 05, 2007, 12:44:34 PM
Yes, but only into origami swans.   

The next poster can break cinderblocks with his (or her) forehead and perform complex mathematical functions at the same time.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 12:49:44 PM
Actually, it's the only way I can do complex math. Makes my lectures on Quantum Physics pretty intersting for the students, however.

The next poster manages to make full body tatoos look good.
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 01:06:22 PM
Usually by covering them up.

The next poster has been to Mars.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 05, 2007, 01:49:06 PM
That is, I've been to the home of Kenneth Mars, aka Franz Liebkind in the orignal version of the Producers.

The next poster is what is known as a "reverse psychic".
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 01:52:45 PM
I not only can't read the minds of others, I can't even read my own.

The next poster can hear his own life being narrirated by Emma Thomson.
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 01:56:14 PM
It's definitely a tragedy.

The next poster always knows when it is going to rain.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 02:00:38 PM
Blood spurts violently out of my nose if it's about to rain. And old people complain about getting aches.

Anyway, the next poster can speak in any accent, perfectly.
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 03:17:21 PM
And yet I still choose "California Surfer Dude" for my daily discourse. Go figure.

The next poster can create forceshields with their mind. BUT NO INVISIBILITY!!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 05, 2007, 04:49:45 PM
Which sucks because I can only project the forceshields when I'm naked and sporting an erection.

The next poster can Feel The Lemonheads.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 05, 2007, 04:55:13 PM
Which begs the question "Why would I want to?"

The next poster is currently suing the producers of "House" for malpractice.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:01:41 PM
Movie producers tried to give me an appedectomy. That is the very defenition of malpractice.

The next poster is only running from him/herself.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 05, 2007, 05:12:14 PM
Oh thank God, I was wondering why that sexy, sexy man kept following me.  I almost gave in to my homosexual desires.

This man also believes he can pilot a navy jet.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:16:04 PM
Am I zis man? Zen wee!

The next poster has bubblegum eyes!
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 05:29:04 PM
They're left over from Halloween.

The next poster is surprisingly agile, for a 400 pounder.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:29:54 PM
Which is sad because I'm only 250.

The next poster is a hundredaire.
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Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 05:32:04 PM
In dog years, anyway.

The next poster has no shame.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:34:16 PM
No shame, nothing to hold you down, baby!

The next poster has no standards.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 05, 2007, 05:35:55 PM
No, I have standards.  It's just that having them seems to be really limiting the amount of women who will go out with me.

The next poster knows the secret of NIMH.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:37:42 PM
The National Islamic Muckraker's Hustlers? Name's pretty self explanitory.

The next poster loves his work.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 05, 2007, 05:42:32 PM
Well, I might if I had a job.  (Wow, this is becoming the "Daltysmilth complains about his life" thread REAL fast.)

The next poster will either offer me a word of encouragement or say something to make me laugh.  Possibly both.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:47:23 PM
Hey, I have neither a job nor schoo lto occupy my time, and I still haven't recorded my fan riff, which was this summer's goal! See, now don't you feel better?

The next poster is a  Freemason.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 05, 2007, 05:53:18 PM
Yeah, you don't get as much work if people have to pay you.

The next poster's grandparents actually know something about technology.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 05:54:22 PM
Yeah, they know how to break it.

The next poster knows the REAL Austin Powers!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 06:59:12 AM
An accountant from Kentucky. Nice guy.

The next poster knows the spirit animal of anyone he meets.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 01:27:14 PM
A disturbingly high number of pig spirit guides out there...

The next poster is a shapeshifter.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 06, 2007, 01:42:09 PM
Yeah but I can only shift in 30 year increments, and only in the stomach region.

The next poster enjoys his new lifestyle with Hair For Men
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 02:35:20 PM
I bought stock, then sat back and watched the money roll in.

The next poster is a woman trapped in a man's body.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 02:50:26 PM
Yeah, but how many people can say they've been eaten by Michael Moor?

The next poster inspired MST3K.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 06, 2007, 03:11:02 PM
That's right, I am a 6 pack of beer and a marijuana joint.

The next poster posts here too much.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 06, 2007, 03:13:27 PM
Well I didn't know my posting was out of control.  Thank you for telling me bettertomorrowamy.

The next poster smells of a meadow after a rain.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 03:16:32 PM
I really need to get a house.

The next poster doesn't make every other post about how much I post.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 06, 2007, 03:23:50 PM
More like every 10
 
The next poster likes too much salt on his fries
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2007, 03:33:06 PM
Not to eat, but to put in my garden to deter slugs.

The next poster is working on a secret collection of pictures of all the forum members naked.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 03:34:22 PM
After spending 20,000 dollars on plane tickets, special cameras, and whatnot, I begin to wonde if this was really a good idea.

The next poster ended up giving me some of the best shots, however.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 03:46:27 PM
What can I say? I love to pose.

Unlike the next poster, who loves to POST. :)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 04:08:10 PM
:deadhorse:

The next poster is a samurai.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 04:38:09 PM
Well, I've got a big sword, anyway.

The next poster can identify cheese by its smell.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 04:41:01 PM
It's so basically useless a skill. You can't impress girls with it; sticking your nose in her sandwich.

The next poster has found religion.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 06, 2007, 04:57:21 PM
During the thunderstorm it got scared and ran under the bed.  Come on out Religon everything's fine.

The next poster is so generous he'll give you the shirt off his back.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 04:58:47 PM
Mainly bacause, with my body, no one has been stupid enough to ask for it.

The next poster is a superhero.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 06:34:13 PM
Well, I wear my underwear on the outside, anyway.

The next poster is making love out of nothing at all.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2007, 06:54:40 PM
Er... *zzziiiiip* what?

The next poster has written a poignant, thought-provoking script for a My Little Pony movie.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 06, 2007, 06:55:49 PM
Yep and I've got two hands to do it.

The next poster enjoys German Reggae.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 07:36:00 PM
You mean I like anomolies? Yes.

The next poster can intimidate Patrick Swayze.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 07:51:47 PM
The trick is to make yourself look bigger.

The next poster once travelled the rivers of America with Louis and Clark.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 08:08:36 PM
Not THE Louis and Clark. Just a nice gay couple I know from down west.

The next poster keeps one of the apes from Planet of the Apes as a pet.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 06, 2007, 08:24:18 PM
Er... *zzziiiiip* what?

The next poster has written a poignant, thought-provoking script for a My Little Pony movie.

Damn it.....you Time Jumped me.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2007, 09:00:21 PM
Er... *zzziiiiip* what?

The next poster has written a poignant, thought-provoking script for a My Little Pony movie.

Damn it.....you Time Jumped me.

Hmm... I thought your reply didn't really fit with my set-up.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 04:27:30 AM
I have a soft spot for suicidally insane monkeys.

The next poster can read a book in under 60 seconds.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 07:07:34 AM
HiI'mIshmailandImetCaptainAhabandhewascrazyandtriedtokillawhalebutthewhalekilledhimbutmeandthisotherguysurvived.

The next poster played a violin concierto in the London Philharmonic when he/she was 12.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 08:03:29 AM
But until I have my gender fixed they won't let me play another one, the prejudiced bastards.

The next poster makes delicious Rice Krispies Treats
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 07, 2007, 08:49:25 AM
The secret ingredient is saw dust.

The next poster has an uncontrollable fear of Exit signs.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 08:51:57 AM
Makes me useless in a fire.

The next poster is 90% CGI.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 07, 2007, 10:10:29 AM
The only part of me that's real are my legs from the knees down.  I can't explain it.

The next poster hates it when people use moving text.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 10:12:43 AM
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The next poster can run a 3 minute mile
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 10:13:47 AM
Dog minutes.

The next poster loves the ladies, and the ladies do love him.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 07, 2007, 10:19:19 AM
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Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 01:13:27 PM
If "ladies" is defined as "ladies of negotiable affection," then yes.

The next poster knows that the poster AFTER the next poster is really good at making pictures out of smileys.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 07:19:14 PM
Cool. The pressure for a joke is taken off of me.

The next poster, well, what Chaos said.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 08:02:16 PM
I certainly can do that. It's because I'm such a:

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The next poster collects ears as trophies from all of the people they have killed over the years.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 08:03:59 PM
Well, yes, theoretically. I suppose if I killed someone it would be interesting, perhaps even logical to take an ear.

Anyway, the next poster loves DDR.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 08:14:38 PM
That's not Dance Dance Revolution, as you might think. No, I love the Developers Diversified Realty Corporation. They're just super.

The next poster predicted that the Star Wars prequels would suck a full THREE HOURS before anyone else in the world.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 08:20:31 PM
I was hiding in George Lucas's closet while he was thinking it up. And it only took three hours for others to realize it would suck because we were locked in battle for the next two and a half.

The next poster is part machine.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 07, 2007, 08:25:12 PM
You must be referring to my Buns of Steel.

The next poster is a part time Elvis Presley impersonator.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 07, 2007, 08:38:06 PM
Actually I plan on impersonating his death the moment I die grunting out a turd while eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich on the downstairs pooper.

The next poster loves to scat.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 08:46:26 PM
Yes, I will often dart off in a random direction and run as quickly as I can in an attempt to avoid my imagined enemies. I am very catlike when I flee.

The next poster spends an inordinate amount of time looking up alternate definitions of common words in online dictionaries.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 07, 2007, 09:12:49 PM
Yeah, did you know that the word "hatpin" is the most vile swear imaginable in Uganda?

The next poster eats his toast butter side up, but jelly side down.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 10:28:04 PM
Sure it makes my hands messy, but on the plus side, if I drop the toast, IT WILL NEVER  HIT THE GROUND. See? Murphy's Law CAN be used for good.

The next poster dreams in black and white.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 06:42:46 AM
Dreams of racial tolerance, of black and white living together in harmony!

The next poster knows when the world is going to end.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 08, 2007, 08:47:39 AM
And I've been telling people about it for years, but they keep misinterpreting it as attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tidbits.  Oh well.

The next poster has developed an operating system that never has unexplained errors!!!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 08:59:00 AM
Mmmmmmnope. That never happened. Stop making crap up.

The next poster broke the internet
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 08, 2007, 02:37:26 PM
...by churning out 70,000,000 spam messages every 30 seconds, of every hour, of every day, for the last 5 years.

The next poster invented corned beef.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 05:13:43 PM
And I'm a vegetarian! I never even tried the crap, I just threw it out!

The next poster can run circles around Sonic the Hedgehog.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 08, 2007, 06:10:39 PM
I can't even run in a video game, much less in real life.  For you see I am a quadriplegic.  Not really though.

The next poster must touch his left-hand pinky every 5 seconds.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 08, 2007, 06:14:43 PM
I keep telling them all, stay away from the pinky, sheesh!

The next poster knows what 01-18-08 is all about.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 08, 2007, 06:16:53 PM
Something kaiju. Is it that fucking mysterious?

The next person had a successful line of snakeoil products that make him filthy rich.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
Rich in filth, that is.

The next poster loves the finer things in life.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 08, 2007, 06:23:31 PM
And the less fine, like Shannon Dougherty

The next poster knows the way, the truth and the light
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 06:27:03 PM
Nice guys. Kind of overwhelming at times, though.

The next poster never thinks of him/herself.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 08, 2007, 07:44:51 PM
Yeah, I don't even know what the hell a him/herself is, so I never think about it. Until now... damnit, him/herself, get out of my head!!

The next poster is allergic to air.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 07:48:31 PM
COUGHCOUGHHACKWHEEZECOUGHTHISREALLYSUCKSHAAAACCKKKCOUGHCOUGH

The next poster runs like a girl.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 08, 2007, 08:07:02 PM
Actually, I run after girls that I like... but you were close.

The next poster has an unexpectedly humorous prosthetic.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Pak-Man on August 09, 2007, 01:09:44 AM
Now everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

The next poster can think of 101 uses for hamsters.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 05:45:13 AM
Yes and they're all in my best selling book:  101 Ways to Cook Hamsters.

The next poster goes through 4 bottles of shampoo a day.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 06:06:10 AM
I pour it into the eyes of baby rabbits. I admit, it's an expensive hobby.

The next poster was the insperation for Lord of the Rings.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 06:10:07 AM
Are you saying I have hairy feet?

The next poster has a moth ball collection.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 06:11:44 AM
Moth-ra, not moth ball. Yeah, I have a huge stable out behind my house.

The next poster knows what the deal is with the new JJ Abrams Project.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 06:13:49 AM
A few mill for a half assed kaiju-cthulu crossover story.

The next poster can get into the firefly room of the skull and bones fraternity whenever they want.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 09, 2007, 08:58:06 AM
Yeah, it turns out the Marauder's Map also works at Yale, so I was able to find the secret passage.

The next poster drinks horseradish straight from the jar.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 09:00:32 AM
Yes it's a little odd tasting but the Anheiser-Busch company sells tones of it. Oh wait you said horseradish

The next poster can guess a persons weight to withing 5 lbs
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 09:09:18 AM
Yeah my gigs in the maternity ward are the easiest.  I just guess a 7 pound baby and I'm almost always right, give or take 5 pounds.

The next poster is a movie poster.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Pak-Man on August 09, 2007, 10:24:19 AM
(http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/Naked-Gun-33-13-The-Final-Insult--C10284346.jpeg)

The next poster has true wisdom in knowing that he knows nothing.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 10:29:38 AM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ADVG/535~Homer-Simpson-Posters.jpg)

The next poster saw Snakes on a Plane twelve times.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 10:33:27 AM
Damn acid flashbacks

The next poster is Bush's chosen successor
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 09, 2007, 11:15:30 AM
Yes I am President Elmo

The next poster enjoys fishing a little too much.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tyrant on August 09, 2007, 11:49:48 AM
Fishing fullfills me in ways my marriage doesn't and....oh crap. Did I type that outloud? Er.....uh....


The next poster can jump around a construction site like James Bond.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 12:37:24 PM
(http://66.232.99.210/images/donkeykong_big.gif)
I'd go faster if that damn monkey would stop throwing barrels at me.

The next poster has a Gutenburg Bible.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 12:45:17 PM
Yeah, I always keep one when I camp, they're more absorbent than their standard 2 ply.

The next poster has already thwarted the robot uprising.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 12:55:17 PM
(http://www.strk3.com/webimages/robotnixon3.gif)
They are under my control once again.

The next poster always smells Pine fresh.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 01:54:53 PM
(http://www.jokewallpaper.com/postcards/images/air-fresh-pine-thumb.gif)
I still prefer the new car leather smell, but once that's gone you really can't reclaim it.

The next poster smells like a moon chimp.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 02:31:47 PM
Well, I smell like Soylent Pink, which is actually processed Moon Chimp. Did you even read the whole thread?

The next poster is sticky on both sides.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 09, 2007, 06:06:58 PM
Yep I'm sticky lengthwise and widthwise(if that's a word).

The next poster grows restless.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 07:46:09 PM
We Moon Chimps are always restless. Especially after we finish reading all 9 pages of the "Write the Future" thread, which I have already done.

The next poster needs to get off their butt and make more entries in the Write the Future thread.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 07:47:14 PM
Believe it or not, I've run low on ideas at the moment.

The next poster can inspire me.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 08:02:01 PM
Give me a mo I lost track after my last entry in the thread.

The next poster finds my discussions of comparative politics fascinating.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 09, 2007, 08:06:28 PM
So fascinated that I have neglected the Moon Chimps, and they have become increasingly restless almost to the point of restlessness.

The next poster loves to be my muse.
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Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 08:07:55 PM
But if you ask to draw me, I'll kill you.

The next poster has played through every roleplaying game ever made, even the ones in Japanese.
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Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 08:10:45 PM
And I have the rope bondage scars to prove it.

The next poster knows how to please a woman.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 08:11:50 PM
Chocolate. Not a big secret, man.

The next poster is a living god.
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Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 08:15:20 PM
Yep, that's me. Beautiful and Terrible.

.sdrawkcab secnetnes daer nac retsop txen ehT
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Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 08:18:47 PM
dink ni dnopser I neht .nac I dedni

The next poster is an amateur chiropractor
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Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 08:20:00 PM
Well, half the time, I'm more like an amature maimer.

The next poster never cracks his knuckles.
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Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 08:48:38 PM
Usually, I smack them together and it makes more of a popping sound. Cracking is for beginners.

The next poster caught the biggest fish in history, then let it go.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 09, 2007, 08:52:44 PM
I was in a 14-foot bass boat, what the hell would you want me to do when I see this
(http://www.kudalaut.com/biology/megamouth6P.jpg)
go after my spinner?

The next person can lift a Toyota over his head.
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Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 09:15:08 PM
You've got a typo there... it's "a toy yoda." It's really not all that impressive.

The next poster has perfect eyebrows.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 09, 2007, 09:20:24 PM
Sure, for a Groucho Marx impression...

The next person was the ruler of a small city-state for a short time before being overthrown by Gene Simmons.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 09, 2007, 09:27:40 PM
Gay or not, that guy works out.

The next poster enjoys long walks on the beach.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 10, 2007, 04:39:12 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dating_service.png)

The next poster loves even the ugly puppies.
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Post by: Tripe on August 10, 2007, 05:16:57 AM
There's no such thing as an ugly puppy, they're all sooo cute, yes they are, yes they are!


The next poster is more of a cat person.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 10, 2007, 05:29:53 AM
That's true. I got the claws, the ears, the tail, and I can lick my own @$$.

The next poster has brought many an empire to ruin.
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Post by: Chaos on August 10, 2007, 05:56:52 AM
Usually my own, when I try to play Total War.

The next poster is so bad at video games, they once got a game over message while they were still on the character creation screen.
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Post by: RVR II on August 10, 2007, 06:02:00 AM
Yeah, I Actually played 'You Don't Know JACK!" and got a Negative 5150 points! WOO HOO!

The next poster Flies Solo to Stop the ID4 Aliens
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Post by: Junkyard on August 10, 2007, 09:38:49 AM
Course, if I knew how to fly a plane....

The next poster loves pie.
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Post by: RVR II on August 10, 2007, 09:42:42 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/pi20pie.jpg)

The next poster 'Drops the Bomb'
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 10, 2007, 09:54:22 AM
Well, I say "fuck" alot, I fart in front of people sometimes, I've actually made some bombs out of fireworks and household chemicals... define "bomb".

The next person can turn dewdrops into diamonds and charcoal into fake plastic gems.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 10, 2007, 11:33:50 AM
I can also turn a Chateau Latour into orange soda.  People don't seem to think that's as great a power for some reason.

The next poster turned down the lead and sole male role in the upcoming film Planet Of The Beautiful, Scantily-Clad Women Who Are Unable To Refuse Any Request To Take Off What Clothes They're Wearing And Let Whoever Asks Them Get To At Least Second Base.
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 10, 2007, 12:22:23 PM
Yeah, it was going to be directed by Micheal Bay, so I said no.

The next poster is the missing link between man and ape.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 10, 2007, 02:48:59 PM
*Insert George W. Bush joke here

The next poster enjoys long, relaxing nights spent alone with his thoughts.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 10, 2007, 02:57:24 PM
Don't rub it in.

The next poster is President of the United States in at least 450,000 alternate realities.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 10, 2007, 03:02:51 PM
Yes I am ANYBODY if we are talking about an infinite number of realities.

The next poster likes to rub...it....in.
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Post by: Sideswipe on August 10, 2007, 03:06:23 PM
The next person never beats his children.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 10, 2007, 03:09:30 PM
The last poster didn't make with the funny.
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Post by: Chaos on August 10, 2007, 04:25:48 PM
*ChaosFromOrder screams, "RTFM!!" at Sideswipe*

The next poster likes a little coffee in their cream.
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Post by: Tripe on August 10, 2007, 04:45:57 PM
Indeed

(http://www.afan.dk/firefly/ffpic/wpelsp_firefly.jpg)

The next poster has elevated levels of blood in their alcohol stream
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Post by: Junkyard on August 10, 2007, 06:30:19 PM
Well, as a child of the night, if I drank undiluted alcohol, it would kill me. And i wouldn't call a tap a stream.

The next poster cried when he read Joy Luck Club.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 10, 2007, 07:13:40 PM
Well, I was severely disappointed at the fact that reading it brought me neither joy nor luck, that I could tell.  You'd cry too.

The next poster can tell with only a quick glance whether a member of the opposite sex is attracted to him/her or not.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 10, 2007, 07:28:44 PM
What exactly is the opposite sex of a hermaphrodite?

The next poster puts too much pine tar on his bat.
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Post by: Chaos on August 10, 2007, 07:53:39 PM
Pine tar builds character. Resistance makes it more fulfilling when you get to home plate.

The next poster can make a lewd joke out of just about anything.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 10, 2007, 08:22:37 PM
With four simple words: "That's what she said".

The next poster knows that it's really hard to keep it up all day long, but he's always left me smiling and satisfied.
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Post by: Chaos on August 10, 2007, 08:34:27 PM
.............

.......gh...........

......hk......................


THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! hahahahahahahah.... it really works!

The next poster is like a Snickers bar.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 11, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
All right.... that's it. LOOK, YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK, I KNOW I'M FILLED WITH PEANUTS, NUGET, AND CARAMEL, AND I KNOW THAT I'M COVERED IN CHOCOLATE! I TRY TO LIVE WITH THIS! I CAN'T GO OUT IN THE SUN, I CAN'T GO INTO THE POOL WITHOUT PEOPLE MAKING JOKES, AND I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THIS CRAP FROM YOU!!

The next poster isn't a racist.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 11, 2007, 10:17:14 AM
And I have a little song to prove it: (singing) "Never be rude to an Arab..."

The next poster directed the Oozinator commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc)

(I couldn't get the Youtube button thing to work.)
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Post by: Tripe on August 11, 2007, 11:33:38 AM
[yt=425,350]YdAIt4MgnHc[/yt]

Well I had to come up with something for TripeHoundXXX productions when my "Actors" hit a "dry spell" And then i thought "wait a moemnt, kids love nasty goopy things too, theres money to be made here Tripe me old son"

The Next poster will challenge Red Ken and Boris Johnson for Mayor of London, and win.
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Post by: Chaos on August 11, 2007, 05:29:13 PM
And someday, someone will make a Broadway musical about it, and nobody will go.

The next poster doesn't make up lame half-assed jokes in an attempt to cover up the fact that he has NO idea what the previous poster was talking about. ;)
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Post by: Tripe on August 11, 2007, 07:15:11 PM
That's what i get for being the only  British citizen playing this game. (look down at my sig, the blokes to the left and right of Murdoch are the two front runners for mayor Boris is on the left, Ken on the right both are entertaining blokes and would probably be no worse than the other as Mayor but Ken's been doing it longer  :))

The next poster knows a thing or two about life.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 11, 2007, 07:19:54 PM
It generally requires water, and sometimes it can be a real bitch.

The next poster is fueled by Hydrogen cells.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 11, 2007, 07:20:46 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates:  there are some chocolates that taste like shit, and there are some that are pretty good, then there are some that you eat and right after you're like, "what the fuck was that?"  I personally like the ones with the peanuts in the middle.  What the fuck was I talking about....oh yeah...candy is good as long as it isn't that shitty kind. 

The next poster knows what I'm talking about.
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Post by: AmazingThor on August 11, 2007, 07:22:23 PM
But I can't figure out WHY you're talking about it.

The next poster is starting a campaign to clothe all the animals in the world
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 11, 2007, 07:34:40 PM
Junkyard time jumped me.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 11, 2007, 07:51:05 PM
So it would seem.

And yeah, I hate animals.

The next poster has a house made entierly out of bones.
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Post by: Chaos on August 11, 2007, 07:53:44 PM
I live in the middle of the great barrier reef.

The next poster had their leg bitten off by a great white shark... but they got better.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 11, 2007, 07:55:23 PM
Wisconsinites are not to be trifeled with.

The next poster can jump ahead in time 3 minutes.
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Post by: Chaos on August 11, 2007, 08:07:14 PM
Which is perfect for skipping commercials on TV.

The next poster once built a working rocket ship using salami as the fuel source.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 11, 2007, 09:35:14 PM
I was originally going to use precious diamonds, but they were extremely inefficient and quite expensive to boot.  And it turned out that I wouldn't have to adjust my formula at all to use salami, and it was a much more efficient and cleaner burning fuel, so... score.

The next poster once gave a one-man performance of the entire Indiana Jones trilogy.
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Post by: Chaos on August 11, 2007, 09:43:05 PM
The bits where the annoying woman lead screamed for 10 minutes at a go were the hardest parts. I was so hoarse....

The next poster's feet weigh 200 pounds each (M. Piedlourde!).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 04:53:45 AM
I really have to just stop trying to swim. It's getting dangerous.

The next poster is in love with spring.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 12, 2007, 06:27:14 AM
I'm seeing Summer right now though.  She's hot!  (sorry bout the pun)

The next poster enjoys using the Dark Side.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 06:35:11 AM
That force lighting stuff is great for ironing.

The next poster has his own oxygen destroyer.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 12, 2007, 01:40:39 PM
I call them cigarettes.  Thank you!  Thank you!  I'm here all week!

The next never starts anything he can't
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Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 07:18:36 PM
20 years ago, I swore I'd kill Daltysmilth, and I just finished killing him in mid sentence.

The next poster never procrastinates.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 12, 2007, 10:28:31 PM
I thought about replying a few hours ago and I guess I'll finally do it.

The next person has had an ancient skill passed down to him by his father and his fathers before him.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 13, 2007, 05:18:04 AM
BTHPP THPP THPPP BTHHPP (*spends next ten minutes playing Greensleeves on his armpit*)

The next poster is building himself a pyramid to be buried in.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 13, 2007, 07:21:12 PM
It's only 5 feet tall, though.  I didn't want anything too show-y.

The next poster has a bootleg copy of Lucasarts' cancelled Sam & Max game.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 13, 2007, 08:23:16 PM
It proabably wasn't worth the 20,000 dollars, though.

The next poster loves the Opera.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 14, 2007, 01:22:46 AM
No, I love Oprah.  I love shape-shifters in general.

The next poster has a poster of Oprah hanging in his bedroom.
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Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 05:54:41 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/HANGMAN.gif)
The 'skiny' Oprah..

The next poster Loves a 'Side of Beef'!
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Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 05:57:03 AM
A "Side of Beef" is my nickname for a barbeque filled with mushroom caps and Boca Burgers.

The next poster is the exact opposite of processed turkey cold cuts.
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Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 05:59:03 AM
And to think Turkey was just for Thanksgiving..

The next poster wants to rule.. The Moon?!
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Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:16:15 AM
Dalty isn't the only one who is restless.

The next poster already has a base on the moon.
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Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:21:09 AM
It's called the (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/Blue_Moon.jpg) base

The next poster is a Better Bounty Hunter than 'Dog'
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Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:37:31 AM
I'm Boba Fet.

The next poster isn't nearly as stinky as he looks.
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Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:39:16 AM
Stinkier than Jaba the Hut

The Next poster goes to warp using Ass Gas
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Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:43:00 AM
I'm not welcome on any Class M planets.

The next poster lost everything, but found his heart.
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Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:55:41 AM
IN MA BELLAY!!! Thought it was Baby Back Ribs!

The Next Poster Killed Bill!
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Post by: Cibernético II on August 14, 2007, 09:10:04 AM
Yeah. Not one of my proudest moments. The guys is over 60.

The next poster can speak perfect Italian.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 14, 2007, 09:44:46 AM
Se dite!  Treditore!  Serpente!  Biscotino!
(Blockhead!  Traitor!  Snake!  Cookie!)

The next poster can figure out what that's a reference to. 
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Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 11:57:14 AM
But I won't share this knowledge.

The next poster can do 5 (voluntary) things at once.
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Post by: Chaos on August 14, 2007, 02:38:52 PM
Yeah... I walk, hate, loathe, despise, and detest all at once. :)

The next poster has anger issues.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 14, 2007, 02:44:17 PM
Oh, I do. The trial of broken objects and punctured drywall gives testimony to that.

The next person has the patience of a saint.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 02:45:52 PM
I collect the Virtues of famous Catholics.

The next poster voted for Pedro.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 14, 2007, 02:50:28 PM
Yes, Pedro Aguirre Cerda, president of Chile. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

The next person knows the secret of the pyramids.
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Post by: Tyrant on August 14, 2007, 02:53:41 PM
The Egyptians erected them because they  (quoted from ancient hieroglyphics)"looked really bitchin'". No other reason.

 The next poster will someday travel the stars.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 14, 2007, 02:56:58 PM
I started two years ago and have yet to reach the summit of Kirstie Alley, but supplies are plentiful and moral is high.

The next person can open those damn vacuum-packed heat-sealed plastic shell cases that headphones and shit come in without using a knife or losing his mind.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 14, 2007, 03:13:33 PM
I just force the guy who invented that kind of packaging to do it for me at gunpoint.

The next poster dances a mean soft-shoe.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 03:34:23 PM
Hmmm... is that like dancing Soft Porn? Cause I'm good at that. Mostly because I made it up.

The next poster is well adjusted.
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Post by: Chaos on August 14, 2007, 08:36:43 PM
As in, I've adjusted to living inside this damn well. They saved little Timmy, and left me to rot.

The next poster is a little too ironic.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 08:39:08 PM
Yeah, apperently, Irony is an Platonic element, and in my concentrations, people are burnt to crisps just by looking at me. And people wonder why I spend so much time on the board.

The next poster loves the theater.
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Post by: Chaos on August 14, 2007, 08:41:52 PM
I love the theatre so much I get snooty if people spell it the wrong way. And I pronounce it with four syllables.

The next poster has eyes in the back of their head.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 08:44:29 PM
Yeah, and a little extra brain matter. Partially absorbed twin. I don't bring it up much. Creeps out the chicks.

The next poster can't help but think of "The Dark Half."
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 14, 2007, 08:47:40 PM
Actually I don't think about it ever.

The next contestant thinks about the rain a lot.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 14, 2007, 09:09:25 PM
It rains 397 days a year where I live.

The next poster can't count.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 07:34:03 AM
Uh, 1... uh, 2.... uh, 2.... uh....1?

The next poster is about 70 percent artafical flavors and preservatives.
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Post by: Hebs on August 15, 2007, 08:19:45 AM
No no, I'm all natural!  Except for the robo-torso, it's all genetics!

The next poster gave his last dollar to a homeless kid.  And not for drugs.
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Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 08:21:41 AM
No it was due to the nice work with the squeegee

The next poster is incredibly sensitive.
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Post by: RVR II on August 15, 2007, 08:22:36 AM
Well.. not sensitive enough: I Think that kid used that dollar for drugs.. ::)

The next poster  tried to save him from the Dark Side
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 08:23:06 AM
Save myself?

The next poster makes things difficult for Republicans.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 08:26:33 AM
I have a strictly no cash only credit or cheque policy.

The next poster boards at the House of Mystery.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 15, 2007, 09:05:47 PM
OR DO I?? dun, dun, DUN!!!!

The next poster makes amusing animal sounds with their hands.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 05:42:59 AM
These accursed demon mouths I grew after freeing Gorblax the Unclean actually come in handy from time to time, if you'll excuse the pun.

The next poster mad ea dela with the Devil, and came out ahead in the deal.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 16, 2007, 09:32:50 AM
Yeah, it turned out that the Sallie Mae corporation already owns my soul, so we were both kind of embarassed after that.

The next poster actually wrote an Arrested Development fanfic that was as good as an episode of the show.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 12:15:42 PM
G.O.B. was George Michael's real father. He just HAS to have everyone that Michael does. ;)

The next poster has a great rack.
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Post by: Tyrant on August 16, 2007, 12:20:20 PM

 There's enough room on it for all my spices AND ice cream toppings. And then there's my actual spice rack........

  The next posters car is really a robot in disguise.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 12:35:59 PM
Unfortunately I can't actually drive it because Johnny_Short_Torso stands guard over it 24x7 and screams obscenities at me if I get too close.

The next poster aced their bar exam.
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 12:39:17 PM
I can make all sorts of cocktails and do that well cool thing where you throw the shaker in the air, spin around and catch it while an Australian does the same.

The next poster reads hieroglyphics without any trouble.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 01:53:42 PM
It's easy, listen. "hi row GLIF ix." Who needs help with that? :P

The next poster is over 5,000 years old, but doesn't look a day over 30.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 02:19:33 PM
Unfortunately, it's a Danny Devito "30."

The next poster already knows what is going to be # 1 on Greg's Best Comedies List.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 02:28:54 PM
Unfortunately, due to vote tampering, the winner will be "Dude, Where's My Car?"

The next poster legitimately voted for "Dude, Where's My Car?" in Greg's top 65 movie comedies thread.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 02:31:38 PM
What, I just ADORE Whatshisface from That 70's Show!

The next poster gets super strength from spinach.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 03:09:06 PM
Or my gas does, anyway.

The next poster owns the world's only working phaser.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 03:11:17 PM
It works in that it manages to be innefective when I most need to stop something.

The next poster is turning Japanese.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 03:25:35 PM
Apparently, all that tempura has a nasty side effect.

The next poster can play the piano with their toes.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 03:27:42 PM
Well, I can play one song: "BWOOONG BWUNG BRUUUUU!!!"

The next poster sees the beuty deep inside Anne Coulter.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 16, 2007, 03:29:32 PM
(http://icepod.blog.ocn.ne.jp/icepod/images/krang_thumb.jpg)

The next person sees beauty outsite Michael Moore.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 03:33:33 PM
I nearly laughed my lungs out of place just now with that pic.
Anyway, yes: Apparently, there's just a small, centimeter wide patch of skin on the side of his stomach which is just... breathtaking. Can't explain it.

The next poster is going to get Hollywood to start making good movies again.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 03:35:15 PM
...by burning it to the ground, shipping in the guys from Nollywood (Nigeria), and giving them a budget.

The next poster has successfully calculated the amount of "hard drive space" in the standard human brain.
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 03:39:45 PM
It was easy I simply timed the hard drive space that the conscious brain uses by ten.

The next poster is 100% healthy
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 16, 2007, 03:42:08 PM
*40% Margin of Error

The next person can eat 5 pounds of Swedish Fish at once without feeling sick.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 03:46:07 PM
Mmm... fishiful.

The next poster is smarter than the next poster.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 16, 2007, 04:00:34 PM
I'm smarter than... myself?  How does that even make sense?

The next poster will fix it in editing.
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Post by: Pak-Man on August 16, 2007, 04:17:52 PM
OT! IT!

The next poster has all the cunning and wile of a coyote.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 16, 2007, 04:26:10 PM
Well, that's mainly because of my regular use of Acme products.

The next poster once encountered a guy who happened to be named Skeet Ullrich, and didn't ask if he was related to the actor Skeet Ullrich.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 06:30:10 PM
That was an odd week.

The next poster loves it.
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 06:55:25 PM
I'm all about clowns

The next poster is the answer to a maiden's prayer.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 08:13:37 PM
Unfortunately, that prayer is "Please God, not him."

The next poster is a level 70 mage.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 08:25:40 PM
You have no idea how many Merlochs I had to kill to get here. Or were those kindergardeners? Ah well.

The next poster once took the Enterprise for a joyride.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 16, 2007, 08:29:27 PM
I'm a friend of Marissa Amber Flores Picard, Heir of Essex, Supreme Commander of All The Kids Crews In Starfleet, and the youngest Starfleet Captain in History.  (There's an obscure reference for you.)

The next poster asks only for your undying loyalty.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 08:33:19 PM
And 5 bucks if it comes to that! Home Starmy MARCH!

The next poster has a tab going at the Resturant at the End of the Universe.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 08:43:04 PM
Which is impossible.

The next poster is thankful for all the fish.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 08:46:13 PM
Eee eee ehehehehe!

The next poster is the Destroyer of Worlds.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 08:48:14 PM
Actually, that's Destroyer of Woldr, which was this Ethiopian kid I beat up repeatedly in the 4th grade.

The next poster knows what the sound of one hand clapping is.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 09:03:44 PM
Look, everybody does it occasioanlly, so I don't like you implying- oh, wait, that wasn't an euphemism, was it?

The next poster knows who really killed Lincoln.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 16, 2007, 09:08:51 PM
ME!
(http://www.oswego.edu/~tyager/isc320/mr_burns.gif)
The next person has memorized the first season of Mythbusters, down to exactly when Adam hurts himself and how.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 10:01:24 PM
That's easy. Every 47 seconds, with whatever he is currently holding. If he's not holding anything, then he will fall over (i.e. kicking down a door test).

The next poster does a better impression of Jamie than Adam does.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 05:42:49 AM
Me and about 6.5 billion other humans, as well as nearly every Walrus on this planet.

The next poster is like a gentle rain.
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Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 11:49:19 AM
I had a dirty joke here, but I just couldn't bring myself to hit submit.

The next poster was the inventor of SPAM (the gross "edible" kind, not the internet-y kind).
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 11:55:30 AM
Yep I used a time machine to create the signature inspiration to Monty Python. I also fathered Walter Matthau

The next poster has a million dollar smile.
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Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 12:02:21 PM
Yep, those crowns are fucking expensive.

The next poster smells like coconuts all the time.
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Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 17, 2007, 12:17:34 PM
Seeing coconuts don't have noses, my other senses have grown stronger to compensate for my handicap.

The next poster once got arrested for indecent exposure at a nudity colony....

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Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 12:20:56 PM
They were offended that I was wearing a jock strap.

The next poster owns an original piece of art worth a million dollars.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 17, 2007, 01:29:52 PM
It's a copper statue of Eugene Debs I made out of melted down pennies....guess how many.

The next poster enjoys being a girl.
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Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 01:58:42 PM
In my dreams, I never leave the house.

The next poster's parents accidentally bronzed their first pair of baby shoes while they were still wearing them.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 17, 2007, 02:07:25 PM
Yeah, I have no idea how my mom got her feet in those shoes, but she'll never get 'em out now.

The next poster wears clean underwear everyday.
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Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 02:09:51 PM
Technically, I wear 37 pairs of clean underwear every day. I've got a problem...

The next poster is easily amused.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 04:46:02 PM
Ahahahaa! Oh, man, ypu are too much! "Easily amused!" Siggghhh...

Anyway, the next poster won the bid for construction of the New World Order.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 17, 2007, 04:50:21 PM
No, I only WORK for Haliburton.

The next poster has a loofa in all his sexual fantasies.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 04:53:00 PM
And spandex. It makes sex a challenge!

The next poster has figured out how to revive the Star Trek franchise.
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Post by: RVR II on August 17, 2007, 05:06:18 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/startreks.jpg)

The Next poster can help Paramount find its way 'Forward'!
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 07:49:41 PM
No, no Honey. Stop trying to walk through the wall. Turn around, yes, that's good. See! You can do it!

The next poster has never heard a MST3K joke he didn't get.
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Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 07:51:06 PM
Even the ones about Kate Moss.

The next poster knows how to turn five small guns into one big gun with a few simple modifications.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 18, 2007, 05:21:57 PM
Yep. All Jimmy "The Snake" Corino, Danny "Snickers" Soreli, Bruno "Bruiser" Banks, Luigi "Noodles" Galvanine, and Buster "Big Lips" Stantoni have to do is touch hands and yell "FU-SION HA!," and they reform into the head of all the New York crime families. Little known fact.

The next poster didn't think that was a stretch.
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Post by: Chaos on August 18, 2007, 09:54:40 PM
But only because I am Stretch Armstrong, and all stretches of humour are small in comparison to the stretchiness of my fantastic arms.

The next poster has a super  power that gets them into trouble on a regular basis.
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 18, 2007, 10:04:17 PM
You know I thought there would be more of a demand for "Peeping Tom Man"

The next poster is convinced that the galaxy is on Orion's Belt.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 18, 2007, 10:18:19 PM
Yeah he's definitely got a HUGE belt buckle of something.

The next poster likes to relax in the tub.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 06:07:55 AM
The epsom salts keep my goiters from swelling.                                        (What the hell is a "goiter" anyway?)

The next poster is a beautiful lier.
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Post by: RVR II on August 19, 2007, 06:17:28 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/MenAtWork.jpg)

The next poster is The Beast Master
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Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 06:21:20 AM
Ha. Tell that to the beast.

The next poster has a set of World of Warcraft style armor.
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Post by: Chaos on August 19, 2007, 06:33:20 AM
I won it from Blizzard for being the first non-gold-farming-front character online for 120 hours straight. I have a problem.

The next poster has more money in Second Life than Donald Trump.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 08:10:24 AM
I'm guessing that in my second life I was a flipping worm, so I don't know how that's even possible.

The next poster is fun.
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Post by: Chaos on August 19, 2007, 04:28:26 PM
Actually, it's "fnu."

The next poster got an email answered by Strongbad.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 19, 2007, 04:36:43 PM
unfotunately it was a cease and desist letter.

the next poster likes to drive the meals on wheels vehicles around. 
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Post by: Chaos on August 19, 2007, 04:43:35 PM
... while I eat all of the meals wiith my other hand. Poor people get all the good food, too... that shit tastes NICE.

The next poster robs from the rich to feed the poor.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 19, 2007, 05:55:51 PM
No I don't.  I think you're confused because I hang out with a band of "Merry" Men.  Uh... That is... I like boobies!

The next poster has a "secret" hidden in the "closet".
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Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 09:08:02 PM
Yeah, a tesserect. Thing holds a lot of crap.

The next poster has figured out an equasion that proves the exsistence and nature of God.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 19, 2007, 09:17:15 PM
2 + 2 = 5

The next poster has a scar above his left nostril.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 09:23:42 PM
I think you mislabeled your spy cams. I'm the one with a notch on the bridge of my nose.

The next poster is a space cop by night.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 20, 2007, 07:47:31 AM
It's boring in space, so I just probe rednecks and mutilate cows when I'm on duty.

The next person knows where the Nazis hid their gold.
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Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 08:53:07 AM
It's underneath an "X"

The next poster has no shame.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 10:54:57 AM
True. In fact, I'm typing this naked.

The next poster is the One.
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Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 12:22:08 PM
Yes, I killed the 347 other versions of me from alternate dimensions. Now I have superhuman typing and thread posting powers. Oh, also I jump around and punch people very hard and stuff. Beware!!

The next poster can type an entire post using only symbols instead of letters and numbers.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 12:24:44 PM
Dude... letters and numbers ARE symbols.

The next poster has infinite patience.
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Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 04:00:06 PM
... but zero tolerance.

The next poster is a nevernude (there are nearly 600 of them!).
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 20, 2007, 04:01:26 PM
Which reminds me, I didn't see you at the convention, Chaos.

The next poster has a nice split-level with a swimming pool and a portal to the mouth of Hell.
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Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 04:07:00 PM
What can I say? The cost of living in Sunnydale was so low, I couldn't resist.

The next poster is a crime fighting vampire with a soul.
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Post by: Tripe on August 20, 2007, 05:31:18 PM
I'm also the inventor of the magic condom so that i can shag the love of my life and still not turn into some depraved bumpy foreheaded bast.

The next poster (http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7186/untitledig0.jpg)
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Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 08:03:12 PM
Don't hieroglyph me, boy, I'll mess you UP!

The next poster has no funny bone.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 20, 2007, 08:18:12 PM
We used to have a Funny Bone in town, but they kept booking Carrot Top.

The next poster saw Hot Fuzz.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 20, 2007, 08:19:46 PM
Yarp.

The next poster survived a zombie uprising.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 08:20:20 PM
That depends on what you call "surviving." Oh, and braaaaiiiinnnsss....

The next poster is actually a giant insect in a person suit.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 20, 2007, 08:21:57 PM
*insert Anne Coulter joke here

The next poster enjoys zombie intercourse.
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Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 08:27:40 PM
The moaning, the trashing about, the brief moments of apparent lucidity amidst a mindless and never-ending onslaught... *shiver*

The next poster can bake a loaf of bread in 2 minutes.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 08:31:32 PM
It's a crappy super power to begin with, but no one even WANTS mind-cooked bread!

The next poster lost everything, but is doing fine.
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Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 10:18:30 PM
I have a lot of friends to mooch off of. Speaking of which, can you lend me 10 bucks?

The next poster is a shameless self-promoter.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 05:31:35 AM
Hey, I'm not a rapper!  (The only musical style that it is impossible to avoid sounding like an asshole when you do it.)

The next poster  can't believe he's still in Saigon.
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Post by: Chaos on August 21, 2007, 06:26:14 AM
Especially since I can't even find it on a map.

The next poster had big success with a small role in a broadway musical.
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 06:37:21 AM
Yes Kaiser the Musical was wonderful (and tasty), the sequel Bagel was not such a bit hit.

The next poster has all their own teeth.
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Post by: RVR II on August 21, 2007, 06:42:24 AM
UNLIKE THESE GRILLS..
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/GRILL.jpg)

The next poster can beat their meat
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Post by: Chaos on August 21, 2007, 06:58:15 AM
It's important to tenderize your steaks before you cook them.

The next poster invented the Internet.
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 07:06:42 AM
While using the alias Tim Berners-Leigh

The next poster possesses the hand of Rassilon.

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Post by: daltysmilth on August 21, 2007, 07:58:38 AM
Yeah.  It's in a box somewhere around here.  I really ought to throw some of this crap out.

The next poster is constantly surrounded by naked or mostly naked ladies.
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Post by: Chaos on August 21, 2007, 09:21:32 AM
I'm a gynecologist.

The next poster is a hot dog.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 21, 2007, 09:41:46 AM
I'm supremely astounded that this thread has made it this far...

The next poster has too much time on their hands. And it's apparently a nice thing.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 09:55:02 AM
How did you know i would post next?

The next poster posesses the Power Cosmic.
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Post by: RVR II on August 21, 2007, 11:21:40 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/3NewPlanets1.gif)

The next poster discovered the Meaning of Life
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 12:05:16 PM
Cheese. Don't ask me why.

The next poster honored himself at the Batlle of Mordor.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 21, 2007, 04:28:43 PM
I'm a big egotist.  What can I say?

The next poster will clean out your cat's litter box for a nickel.
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Post by: Chaos on August 22, 2007, 04:45:48 AM
But I charge $50 to actually take the bag of dirty litter out of your house afterwards.

The next poster knows the value of human life.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 07:54:34 AM
Up to 40 cents per pound, if the market's good.

The next poster has had a cameo in every major film of the last decade.
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Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2007, 07:57:50 AM
Sometimes I dress as a small black circle. Check it out I'm not just in every major movie I'm in pretty much everymovie. Blink and you'll miss me.

The next poster keeps themself ship shape and bristol fashion.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 08:03:17 AM
Apparently  if you mix ship shape with Bristol fashion, you get "disheviled American."

The next poster is soaking in it.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 22, 2007, 09:13:17 AM
In the juices of my own self-loathing, you mean?  Of course I am!   ;D

The next poster is writing a draft of a remake of "The Sting II".
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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 09:23:16 AM
My fan fiction is really taking me places now.

The next poster is an accomplished seamstress.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 22, 2007, 05:38:40 PM
Yes, I'm fat, I stress out the seams of my pants.  Very funny!  I hope you're happy.  Making a fat man cry.   :'( :'(

The next poster dips his oreos in milk, if you know what I mean, wink, wink.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 07:56:20 PM
Ummmm... yeeaaaahhh... the cookie parts are too crunchy, so the milk softens them up, I don't know what you- wait....
Ooooooohhhhh.... yeah. Sex.

The next poster has a functional pair of wings.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 22, 2007, 07:59:45 PM
Now if only I could find the rest of the plane...

The next poster is known as the Black Widow, but not because she kills people after she mates with them.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 08:31:06 PM
Only because I'm a "he." Otherwise, yeah. Relationships are hard for me.

The next poster has a rich fantasy life.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 22, 2007, 09:19:10 PM
Yes I have 35 barbie dolls and 1 ken doll, and I like re-enacting "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire".  Is that SO wrong?

The next poster doesn't have two dimes to rub together.
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Post by: ChrisHanel on August 22, 2007, 09:24:48 PM
In the sense of "dimes" as $1,000 bricks, then yes, that's true.

The next poster wears cartoon Underoos.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 22, 2007, 09:40:09 PM
Yeah but only when I do the nasty.  The chicks dig my extremely tight He-Man whitey-tighty's.  Especially when I say, "By the Power of Greyskull" and rip them off.  "I have the POWER!"

The next poster is afraid of my shadow.
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Post by: Cibernético II on August 22, 2007, 09:43:12 PM
LOOK AT IT! It's all creepy and wiggling around? What are Mike and the Bots doing down there? AHHH


The next poster once beat the devil in a musical showdown at the crossroads.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 09:45:06 PM
Turns out you can't play a gold fiddle very well anyway. To the pawn shop!

The next poster was written out of the Indiana Jones movies.
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Post by: ChrisHanel on August 22, 2007, 09:46:22 PM
"Tall Stick" just doesn't have the same ring as "Short Round".

The next poster makes the finest key lime pie in Kenya.
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Post by: Cibernético II on August 23, 2007, 10:28:22 AM
I mean, sure, most people say "Why don't you just make you key lime pie here instead of flying to Africa everytime you wanna make pie?." But I really like the weather there. Its perfect for baking.

The next poster finds that its tricky to rock around, to rock around, that's right, on time. It's tricky. Tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 23, 2007, 01:01:54 PM
But I do rock around the clock.

The next poster found the Necronomicon Ex Mortis in a cabin in Tennessee.
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Post by: Keroppi20 on August 23, 2007, 01:43:08 PM
And since then all the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons. *sigh*

The next poster tastes like rainbows and sunshine.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 23, 2007, 01:52:01 PM
These days, if I can't get at least two rainbows a day, I get the shakes. Passed out and swallowed my tounge, one time.

The next posteris addicted to love.
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Post by: Chaos on August 23, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
If by "love" you mean "peering into windows while wearing a ski mask," then yes. You're not the only one with relationship problems.

The next poster was once a stunt double for Stallone.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 23, 2007, 02:58:43 PM

The next poster finds that its tricky to rock around, to rock around, that's right, on time. It's tricky. Tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky

I think it's "tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time.  It's tricky.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 05:53:49 AM
The next poster was once a stunt double for Stallone.

Yes, during "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot." The injuries I sustained there ended my stunt double career.

Hte exnt rpsote voels bjuemsl.
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Post by: Chaos on August 25, 2007, 09:15:12 AM
Hte exnt rpsote voels bjuemsl.

I jsut cnta' pelh symlef.

The next poster is 8 feet tall.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 09:18:24 AM
Well, if you include my hair.

The next poster's tears can heal.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 25, 2007, 02:35:05 PM
But my weekness is that my heels always tear.

The next contestant lives in a shoebox.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 05:33:44 PM
But it's a really NICE shoebox! And in a nice neborhood!

The next poster can spell "neborhood" correctly.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 25, 2007, 07:10:31 PM
Won't you be my nebor?

The next person is an ace at horseshoes.
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Post by: ChrisHanel on August 25, 2007, 07:18:44 PM
*Clang!*

Pay up, bitches.

The next person hasn't signed up for the mafia game yet, but is about to. :D
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 07:21:30 PM
Yes! Yes, I shall! Just as long as nothing happens to me on my way to




This is Vi- I mean Junkyard's sister. His last wish was for me to finish this post, so here goes:
The next poster has a happy machine.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 25, 2007, 07:26:31 PM
I get first dibs of riffling through Junkyard's stuff! I called it! I want his little gold statue of Ganesha.

The next person came back from the dead and had his soul carried around by a crow before it got hit by a truck.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 25, 2007, 07:47:56 PM
... I was expecting Junkyard to post there, but then he didn't. *shrug*

The next poster (who I can only assume will be Junkyard... he posts a lot) stole my joke about dying and having a relative post on their behalf (see - the signature is true... inappropriate humour IS my crutch).
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 08:00:38 PM
Chaos, I only steal from the best, but I'm not sure I wasn't faking my death long before you did that bit.

The next poster put Derek Jackobi's acting talents to shame.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 04:14:37 AM
After my portrayal of Little Orphan Annie on broadway, there wasn't a dry eye in the house.

The next poster is overly ambiguous.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 06:28:01 AM
That... hmmm... perhaps.

The next poster says what's on his mind.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 10:58:31 AM
what's on his mind.

The next poster has no sense of smell.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 26, 2007, 11:01:02 AM
But I have a heightened sense of self-worth.

The next poster has no fashion sense.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 11:05:26 AM
Which is why I work for the GAP.

The next poster is really quite insane.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 11:37:05 AM
At least, that's what the voices in my head tell me. Oh, and kill your parents.

The next poster is insanely quiet.

(p.s. - ONE THOUSAND POSTS!! WOOO!!!!)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 11:50:05 AM
....


The next poster is pastey white, and makes it look good.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 11:51:51 AM
The only reason I look good like this is because I'm slathered in cinnabon frosting at all times, and I hang around fat people (I've got issues).

The next poster has an active imagination.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 01:48:43 PM
I, however, am quite static.

The next poster is a great straight man, and is also able to resist doing any of the obvious jokes here..
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 03:57:45 PM
So I will not be saying something along the lines of "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Oh, crap.

The next poster has been SIMPSONIZED!!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 26, 2007, 04:03:22 PM
yeah but now i cant release my "if i did it" book without looking like a copy cat.

the next poster actually is nice and knows how to make a REAL compliment. 
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 04:08:45 PM
You make me want to be a better person.

The next poster doesn't need flattering.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 04:16:01 PM
The next poster doesn't need flattering.

But it never hurts.

You make me want to be a better person.

And THIS is one of the best reference link-ups yet. :)



...

The next poster has a great personality.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 04:20:11 PM
... in a jar. ThaIt makes pretty colors.

The next poster is bringing Billy Crystal back to the Emmy's.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 26, 2007, 05:07:59 PM
Billy Jack the Chimpanzee.  That's what I named my ventriloquist puppet.

The next poster is on a mission to destroy every copy of the Popeye move with Robin Williams.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 06:17:11 PM
No, I said I was on a mission to pop out Robin William's eye.

The next poster has gone back in time and killed the people who started the 20 greatest jokes in the world before they told them, so that he may take credit for them.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 08:07:27 PM
Unfortunately, I also killed the 20 smartest people in history in a shameless attempt to effectively boost my own IQ, one of whom was responsible for the creation of the components necessary to power my time machine, so the paradox that was created made it so that my time machine never existed, and I never got to take credit for the jokes afterall. It's too bad, because they were REALLY funny. Oh, and can you pull my finger?

The next poster can throw a baseball at 115 MPH.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 08:25:04 PM
Trouble is, I can't aim worth shit.

The next poster is stronger than he looks.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 08:33:32 PM
That much is true. Unfortunately, I LOOK like I couldn't benchpress a toothpick, so...

The next poster can count the number of fibres in a carpet in less than 5 seconds.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 26, 2007, 09:57:28 PM
One.  It's just woven to look like there's a bunch of them.

The next poster has a backup band and a symphony orchestra follow him around in case he needs to break into a spontaneous song.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 26, 2007, 10:01:34 PM
Yeah, it's called an iPod

The next poster enjoys cutting brush on his ranch.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 27, 2007, 07:48:47 AM
Everything's more fun with power tools.

The next person can swallow and regurgitate small objects at will by flexing his stomach and throat muscles.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 27, 2007, 07:54:22 AM
PETA has violently protested my act.

The next poster has the answers.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 27, 2007, 07:59:00 AM
Life: The teacher's addition greatest buy I ever did.

The next poster was witness to a Marian Apparition.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 27, 2007, 09:13:24 AM
Mary Shelley-an. I got assaulted by a stitched together giant.

The next poster is one with everything.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 27, 2007, 10:24:26 PM
I have very low standards. I'll do just about anything... once.

The next poster has a beautiful smile.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 27, 2007, 11:46:31 PM
I stole it from a hooker I met in Detroit.  I keep it in a jar in my basement.  The hooker didn't need to smile anyway.

The next poster enjoys potted plants.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 07:08:31 AM
Yes. Perhaps... too much. *strokes fern*

The next poster is enlightened.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 28, 2007, 01:04:06 PM
Well, actually I was just struck by lightning.  But it did raise my IQ by 250 points.

The next poster can turn water into grape soda.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 28, 2007, 01:33:56 PM
I'm known as Lazy Jesus.  I could turn water into wine but....maybe later.

The next poster has a fear of goldfish snack crackers.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 01:35:35 PM
Well, sinse they started stamping smiles on? Yes.

The next poster looks like a young Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 28, 2007, 01:37:16 PM
Well, sinse they started stamping smiles on? Yes.

That is creepy.

If by that you mean I'm a black man, then yes.

The next poster owns his own otter.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 28, 2007, 02:09:15 PM
I use him to break open seashells and clams.

The next poster ate blowfish and lived to tell the tale.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 28, 2007, 02:14:06 PM
Hey, what happens back stage at a Hootie concert stays backstage at a Hootie concert.

The next poster understands Fermat's last theorem
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 28, 2007, 02:25:58 PM
Yeah, but I can't explain it to you Moon Chimps.

The next poster enjoys Hank Williams music.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 02:45:53 PM
Only thing that can get me to sleep, some nights.

The next poster has what everybody wants.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 28, 2007, 02:48:35 PM
I have Ovaltine, and very large breasts.

The next poster still has his Snake Mountain replica from He-Man.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 28, 2007, 05:42:31 PM
On 1/1 scale, even.

The next poster served as the original inspiration for Strong Bad.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 05:44:22 PM
I walk around pretending to have a Mexican accent.

The next poster killed the Mike Nelson from an alternate universe where he used his power for evil instead of funny.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on August 28, 2007, 06:02:36 PM
You gotta understand, Evil Mike was a payed movie assassin who worked for a group of super rich German executives headed by Uwe Boll . He would go to the premiers of good movies that were opening the same time as Boll's movies and riff them to shreds from the front row. Evil Mike's riffs swayed people into believing non-Boll movies were awful. Soon, the only thing playing at the theaters  were movies based on video games that came out 10 years prior. It was awful.


The next poster convinced Jenna Jameson to retire from porn.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 06:54:58 PM
No, I tried and failed to convince her to retire from Pron. She has a shellfish allergy, but she can't help herself.

The next poster Is a clone of Dr. Forrester.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 29, 2007, 05:04:55 AM
And I just can't do a THING with my hair because of it.

The next poster sleeps in a sound deprivation tank.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 05:34:34 AM
For some reason I always sleep through my alarm.

The next poster is also a fully licensed Seeing Eye Dog.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 30, 2007, 04:28:59 AM
Woof. WOOF.

The next poster knows that it isn't easy... being Superman.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 05:24:39 AM
I work at a place full of investigative reporters, and none of them can recognize me when I wear glasses. I'm going frikkin' insane here!

The next poster has Jennifer Connelly's phone number.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 30, 2007, 05:28:43 AM
Since I work for the NSA I have everyone's phone number! Oops. You never saw that!

The next poster takes a multivitamin everyday.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 30, 2007, 06:21:58 AM
A drug a day keeps the doctor away.

The next poster has successfully infiltrated the mafia as a button man.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 06:24:23 AM
It's like a cigarette girl, but with pants.

The next poster has a positronic brain.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 30, 2007, 06:27:01 AM
++++ Error. Out of cheese error. Reboot universe and reinstall. ++++

The next poster is a very trusting person.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 06:44:45 AM
Thanks. By the way, I was wondering just where that "dog farm" where Rex went when he was 12?

The next poster doesn't waste time fooling himself.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 30, 2007, 06:47:16 AM
Grifting 101 states it's a waste of time fooling yourself, fooling others is where the money is to be found.

The next poster bested Christopher Hitchens in an argument.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 12:01:38 PM
*SMACK* That's how we argue in America, pal!

The next poster sucsessfully solves his problems with violence.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 30, 2007, 12:04:39 PM
My Mathematics final made the national news.

The next poster has 20/20 vision.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 12:25:21 PM
20/16, believe it or not. That means things 20 feet away look only 16 feet away. Sounds impressive, but i keep bumping into things.

The next poster is dating one of those half naked women from the Boris Vallejo fantasy covers.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on August 30, 2007, 12:28:43 PM
Which sounds cool but getting past her attendant dragon to first base is a nightmare.

The next poster entered the No Spin Zone.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: GregMcduck on August 30, 2007, 12:58:34 PM
Sorry, I was looking for the bathroom and got lost.

The next poster is often credited to having "all the good aspects of a yummy pumpkin."
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 01:00:58 PM
I need to find walking route that doesn't take me past the mntal hospital.

The next poster is the argumentative but spirited American member of the group.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 30, 2007, 03:14:53 PM
No I'm not, you jerkwad!

The next poster knows that Jello is the solution to all of life's problems.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 30, 2007, 03:25:34 PM
Yep it's Bill Cosby's "42".

The next poster liked Bill Cosby when he told jokes.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 03:33:33 PM
But I hated his limmericks. Dirty old fart.

The next poster invented the onomonopia.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: GregMcduck on August 30, 2007, 03:58:37 PM
It's about 90% duct tape, really. Nothing special.

The next poster is the greatest music pirate IN THE WORLD!

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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 30, 2007, 04:13:59 PM
I've got Metallica songs on my computer that they haven't even played yet.

The next person leaves compassion and understanding wherever he travels.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 04:19:21 PM
Well, I like to call it compassion and understanding but everbody else calls it fear and death.

The next poster has figured out how to skip all those mandatory warning pages that play before the movies on DVDs, which the film makers DON'T SEEM TO THINK WE'VE EVER SEEN!
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 30, 2007, 04:28:26 PM
Now everyone who watches a DVD at my house thinks that the opinions expressed in the interviews and commentaries on the special features DO reflect those of the studio and its stockholders.  Ha ha!

The next poster gave peace a chance.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 30, 2007, 04:30:59 PM
Then I gave carpet bombing a chance. After carefully weighing the merits of the two approaches, I chose the one which delivers a better chance of me being able to stand in front of a burning city laughing like a psychopath.

The next person never forgets. Ever.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 30, 2007, 06:12:05 PM
Never forgets what? SHIT!

The next poster has a foul mouth, but people love them for it.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 30, 2007, 07:54:58 PM
Durn-tootin'.

The next poster can hit the high notes like Bruce Dickinson.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 08:01:10 PM
I hit the notes like i hit Bruce Dickinson, he means.

The next poster always has a witty response.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 30, 2007, 08:06:17 PM
Yes.  Yes I do.

The next poster has a guitar and a story to tell.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 08:09:16 PM
I don't know how to play guitar, so I just use it as a puppet.

The next poster knows the actual defenition of Irony.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on August 30, 2007, 08:12:02 PM
i·ro·ny1  [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-]
noun, plural -nies.
1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend. 
2. Literature. a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated. 
b. (esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion. 
 
3. Socratic irony. 
4. dramatic irony. 
5. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected. 
6. the incongruity of this. 
7. an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing. 
8. an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc. 

The next poster saw that one coming a mile away.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 08:14:45 PM
I didn't think anyone would stoop so low, but i saw the theoretical potential.

The next poster foundtheir marbles.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 31, 2007, 12:30:57 PM
Which enabled me to fly again (they were my happy thought).

The next poster looks good in a wet T-shirt.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 31, 2007, 05:10:35 PM
Knowing how I look in a wet shirt, I have to say- You are one sick puppy.

The next poster understands pain at a level few people dare to imagine.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 31, 2007, 05:15:47 PM
I am Stephen Seagal's sphincter.  I'm clenched so tight that even if God was a proctologist he couldn't get His holy finger through there.

The next poster enjoys RiffTrax Diy.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on August 31, 2007, 07:10:08 PM
A little.... too much. Mmmmmmm....

The next poster knows the one word that will, without fail, offend anyone who hears it.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on August 31, 2007, 09:48:19 PM
It's "Belgium."

The next poster has never used hyperbole in the history of the planet.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 01, 2007, 08:46:20 AM
No, I prefer litotes, it's not quite the same as hyperbole ;)

The next poster has every Superman Comic (including all the Jimmy Olsen ones) printed, ever..
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 01, 2007, 09:22:13 AM
Tatooed on my skin. IT IS NOW PART OF ME! MY PAIN MAKES ME THE TRUE SUPERMAN!

The next poster guest starrred on Lost.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 01, 2007, 12:46:34 PM
I was the unknown dude in the coffin. I don't know WHY I let me agent talk me into it, in retrospect.

The next poster knows where Hoffa's body is.
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Post by: Cibernético II on September 01, 2007, 03:28:23 PM
Eh, slumped under a plexiglass desk in an empty Fox studio, face in a cheeseburger on the floor, and a bottle of Wild Turkey nearby.
Oh, wait, you mean Jimmy Hoffa. I thought you said "The Hoff"


The next poster taught Shaquille O'Neal how to rap.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 01, 2007, 05:21:17 PM
I'm Karl Rove or M.C. Rove.

The next poster didn't get Hanna Montana tickets.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 01, 2007, 05:24:59 PM
No I got the tickets for her dad's show, they were a bargain, in fact I was paid $50 a pop for taking them.

The next poster doesn't fold under pressure.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 01, 2007, 07:31:08 PM
I snap right in half.

The next poster upgraded Tom Servo.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 01, 2007, 08:11:47 PM
I was the special effects technician who installed the beefy arms for the "bulking up" sketch on the Space Mutiny episode.

The next poster is the Real McCoy.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 01, 2007, 08:16:46 PM
Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a mechanic!

The next poster hoped he didn't mix up his charicters, but is tool lazy to double check.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 01, 2007, 09:26:18 PM
You are behaving quite irrationally, Junkyard.  Logic dictates that you did in fact impersonate the correct character.

The next poster knows some great phrases that should be palindromes, but they're not.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 02, 2007, 05:49:34 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket....

and the next poster knows the end of that one.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 02, 2007, 06:09:21 AM
....and that man went on to become the President of the United States.

The next poster enjoys limericks.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 02, 2007, 06:13:50 AM
I enjoy the word. Someday I'll make a Lime based alcoholic drink called Limericks.

The next poster does not fear death.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 02, 2007, 06:19:40 AM
Yeah....I'm Jesus!  "What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"

The next poster enjoys his time away from the internet.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 02, 2007, 06:23:38 AM
Well, I'd better, to be away from the internet!

The next poster will enlighten us on why he chose his screen name at the "What's in a Name?" thread.
http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,4225.0.html
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 02, 2007, 09:08:48 AM
Your request has been granted.

The next poster plays the spoons.
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Post by: Tank on September 02, 2007, 09:37:32 AM
I just started, but my instructor says I'm a natural!

The next poster has great teeth.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 02, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
Strung into a necklace around my neck. I pick them up off the ground after lively discussions with certain kinds of people.

The next poster can talk with the animals (da-da-da-da).
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 02, 2007, 11:17:59 AM
Why DO we treat animals like animals?

The next poster loved the part of Dr. Doolittle where he rides off on Mothra.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 02, 2007, 01:50:27 PM
Was that before or after he discovered that the reason for Rodan's violent rampage was because he had a toothache?

The next poster has all of the dialogue from the film Short Circuit 2 memorized, and can readily recite any scene upon request.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 02, 2007, 07:38:31 PM
Can you believe I'm not married?

The next poster lost his fortune playing Scrabble.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 02, 2007, 07:52:52 PM
Never gamble over board games while drunk.

The next poster has never heard of Paris Hilton (definitely a compliment!).
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 02, 2007, 07:59:52 PM
What's a Paris Hilton? Hmmm... www.google.com.... paris hilton... wha... UGH! NONONONONONONONONOYOU BASTARD!

The next poster can forget unpleasant memories at will.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 02, 2007, 08:11:58 PM
I'm gonna forget you said that.

The next poster is afraid of Bill's floating head from the DIY banner.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 02, 2007, 08:16:24 PM
Well, just look at it... it's so... hypnotic...
hypnotic...
hypnotic...

I will send all of my money to Bill Corbett.  I love Bill Corbett.  Bill Corbet is my lord and master.


The next poster has accepted Bill into his life, and feels wonderful!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 02, 2007, 08:26:38 PM
That's right, Dalty... I totally agree... now just stay there for another minute, I have a suprise for you!
thoop-thoop-thoop
Okay, I got him with the tranque's!

The next poster knows himself.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 02, 2007, 08:29:52 PM
Thanks to the portal to the alternate universe I know myself (or Tripina as she's called there) biblically.

The next poster was born with a smile on their face.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 02, 2007, 08:34:12 PM
Creeped the doctors out, I can tell you.

The next poster has created life with his own two hands.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 02, 2007, 10:53:46 PM
Every morning in the shower, according to many christians.

The next poster uses a lot of shampoo.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 04:44:49 AM
Holy- That's true! How did you know about my borderline OCD?

The next poster looks like a dry Robert Downey Jr.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2007, 11:04:27 AM
Or a sopping wet Christian Slater.

The next poster IS the evil twin.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 03, 2007, 03:33:12 PM
Technically, I'm a chimera. Johnny lives inside me. He whispers to me to be nice to people... but I never listen.

The next poster is a tall drink of water.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 03:47:24 PM
Nope. Found Jesus, he turned me into wine.

The next poster built Rome in a day.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 03, 2007, 04:01:16 PM
Then flew in Godzilla to trash it.

The next poster is a 50 foot tall robot.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 04:03:30 PM
It's cool, but where do I put this?!

The next poster is either weird or wired.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2007, 05:52:09 PM
Who says I can't be both?

The next poster has some humorously unlikely quirk or mannerism.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 05:55:12 PM
Is my skull squeezing out of and into my left eye opening when I get nervous "humorous?"

The next poster has never used air quotes.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 03, 2007, 07:34:44 PM
Define "never" (wiggles fingers).

The next poster is the Big Kahuna.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 07:37:22 PM
I'm a drink at Applebyes. I was a pretty awful person in my last life.

The next poster has favors he can call in from about 14 different gods.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 03, 2007, 07:40:12 PM
I'm really good at listening. Most people just send up their prayers, but I actually pay attention to what comes back down.

The next poster knows what you're thinking.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 08:00:06 PM
What are you talking about? I never know what I'm thinking.

The next poster is a Lost Boy who grew up.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2007, 08:30:29 PM
Yeah, my parents lost me in a department store when I was 6.  I've been living there ever since.

The next poster can actually do an impression of Harrison Ford.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 04, 2007, 02:00:38 PM
Getting to make my face to look all wrinkly and craggy is the hard part.

The next poster was an extra in the Thriller video, and was damn good at it, too.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 04, 2007, 02:08:23 PM
Bollywood Thriller that is.  That's me in the way back.
[yt=425,350]LbvP7dT3Dx0[/yt]
This one is even funnier though with translation:
[yt=425,350]TtJRNyPK-lc[/yt]

The next poster never gets tired of YouTube.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 04, 2007, 08:23:00 PM
Yeah, I totally- oh, no, wait- just got tired of it. Sudden.

The next poster lost his/her virginity to the hottest celebrity of his/her time.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 05, 2007, 12:11:15 AM
Yeah, I built a time machine, went back, and did it with Marlene Dietrich.  I don't regret it one bit.

The next poster has no need to buy vehicles to compensate for the size of his genitals, but does anyway.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 05, 2007, 05:14:58 AM
I hate the Earth, what can I say?

The next poster keeps the dream alive.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 05, 2007, 08:24:17 AM
Yeah, I've got "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes on life support in my basement. Poor old bastard.

The next poster can scream for mercy in 12 languages, and just plain scream in 43 others (not as easy as it sounds... evidently, "ARRGH!" means "Quick! Extra hot burning oil!" in Somalia).
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: BladesGirl on September 05, 2007, 08:33:52 AM
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

That's Spanish for "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 05, 2007, 08:36:58 AM
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

That's Spanish for "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

You didn't say something about the next poster.

YOU BROKE THE CHAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 05, 2007, 08:40:49 AM
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

That's Spanish for "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

You didn't say something about the next poster.

YOU BROKE THE CHAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's new, she might not know. It's ok Blades Chaos can be so mean.

The next poster likes to play "Bad Cop"
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 05, 2007, 11:35:45 AM
And when I say "bad cop" I mean "hitting people with a baton for no readily apparent reason."

The next poster likes posters. A lot.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 05, 2007, 02:15:20 PM
All I know is, my Jessica Alba POSTER won't put a restraining order on me.

The next poster never jumps the gun.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 05, 2007, 03:41:04 PM
I have, unfortunately jumped the shark, however.

The next poster has based his or her entire life on the teachings of Eek!  The Cat.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 05, 2007, 04:01:30 PM
Well it never hurts to help.

The next poster won't pull a Yoo Hoo in the next game of Mafia
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 05, 2007, 04:03:53 PM
I might, sinse I don't know what that means, and thus can't make a point of not doing it.

The next poster has uncovered the conspiracy between Santa and the Vatican.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on September 05, 2007, 04:17:16 PM
And my parents said that sifting throught the Vatican's garbage everynight would get me nowhere!


The next poster wrote the orignal version of "Rock 'n' Roll Martian", which was covered by the boy in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 05, 2007, 04:56:19 PM
Sadly, I had to kill that poster and his entire family.  None of his DNA must survive.

The next poster enjoys safely eating pretzels.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 05, 2007, 04:59:04 PM
Yeah, I get rid of all the salt and carbs first. Course, I end up with an empty bag, but...

The next poster opened a Starbucks in his/her living room, for convinience.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on September 05, 2007, 05:00:08 PM
The next poster wrote the orignal version of "Rock 'n' Roll Martian", which was covered by the boy in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders.

Hah!  That one made me laugh out loud :)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 05, 2007, 06:14:43 PM
The next poster opened a Starbucks in his/her living room, for convinience.

Walking across the street was starting to give me chest pains.

The next poster has seen the end of the universe.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 05, 2007, 06:20:01 PM
It's somewhere in Rosie O'Donnell's fat rolls.  Oh shit, that implies I've been there.  I burned myself.

The next poster likes to shake his/her rump.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 05, 2007, 06:26:31 PM
I should really stop doing it in pulic, though. That was an awkward meeting.

The next poster has a potentially award winnng script penned for a new "Godzilla vs King Kong" film.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 05, 2007, 06:27:25 PM
Unfortunately, that award is from Much Music's "Fromage" (cheese) Awards.

The next poster spends too much time on wikipedia.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 05, 2007, 06:33:30 PM
But I spend just the right amount of time on Wookieepedia.

The next poster touched my toes underneath the stall in the McDonald's bathroom.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 05, 2007, 06:47:32 PM
Look I just have a narrow stance and there were two other blokes in my stall with me.

The next poster is not gay, has never been gay and doesn't do those kind of things.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 05, 2007, 07:47:22 PM
Yeah, I'm not some kind of deviant! Like any sane, moral human being, I know that love is only between a man dressed as a gimp and a woman hanging upside down from the ceiling wearing leather.

The next poster's sexual fantasies are potent enough to power a lightbulb for days.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 05, 2007, 08:38:19 PM
Yeah, but you should see what I can do with my delusions of grandeur.

The next poster has a sexy sidekick.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 06, 2007, 05:26:46 AM
Hey, Robin! I got your tiny green speedo washed!

The next poster cannot unsee what the next poster saw.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 06, 2007, 06:07:53 AM
I scrub and I scrub, but my eyes just won't come clean. DAMN YOU!!!

The next poster has a twisted sense of humour that often gets them into trouble.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 06, 2007, 12:46:24 PM
You'd think the FBI would appreciate the humorous way in which i arrange my victims.

The next poster can do a killer Frankenstein.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 06, 2007, 12:50:10 PM
I dress in gimp clothes and drive my monster car really fast, The People love me

The next poster has nothing but real robots on their top 25 list.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 06, 2007, 12:57:42 PM
1001X-12, 1001X-13, 1004P-92, the list goes on.

The next poster, realizing that all living things can be seen as kinds of robots, has just put down his favorite 25 beings on the list.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 06, 2007, 01:02:06 PM
And the coolest thing is, I can also reuse the list when we're voting on the top 50 hottest women.

The next poster could carry the pot of hot coals twice as far as Kwai Chang Caine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_%28TV_series%29)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 06, 2007, 02:00:39 PM
I have calusus an inch thick on my hands. Glad they're good for something.

The next poster has his Harry Potter Fan Riff all ready for the 14th.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 06, 2007, 02:27:51 PM
It's just an hour and a half of me crying softly.

The next poster has decided to keep his Senate seat.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 06, 2007, 02:38:23 PM
The Senate House Security people are saying otherwise, however, and their billy clubs pose a convincing argument.

The next poster isn't going to nitpick about the idea of federal security people carrying billy clubs.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 06, 2007, 03:52:14 PM
Well, I mean, they really use brass knuckles, but I'm not going to get into a big thing about it.

The next poster gave Baskin-Robbins their 32nd flavor.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 06, 2007, 04:23:46 PM
Well, the Victor Flavored Ice Cream was in my will, so....

The next poster always sorta saw me as an "Allen."
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 06, 2007, 05:55:25 PM
Actually, I see you as more of a Byron Allen:
[yt=425,350]qt4mRVGKmuQ[/yt]

The next poster loves good jokes.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on September 06, 2007, 05:59:52 PM
Too bad there aren't any in THIS thread!  :rimshot:



The next poster is a danger to himself and others.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 06, 2007, 06:08:08 PM
Look prepping B52s for their flights to La. Is just a McJob to me, I'm not paid enough to make sure the nukes are removed, Jesus!

The next poster wins every wager at the reform club.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 06, 2007, 06:21:02 PM
"The Reform Club" is our local Fight Club. You really have no good option but to win the wagers.

The next poster was rejected by the Borg.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 06, 2007, 06:24:19 PM
(http://www.makezine.com/blog/linux-penguin.jpg)

For some reason I wasn't compatible with their operating system.


The next poster never gets bitten by mosquitoes
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 06, 2007, 06:43:05 PM
The trick is, outside my door I hang a big bag of blood.

The next poster is a drummer without a girlfriend... and he actually has a place to live!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 06, 2007, 07:06:55 PM
Yeah, I have a mother with a basement, so it's cool.

The next poster is excessively paranoid about feces being placed in his diet coke.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 06, 2007, 07:29:35 PM
Well, as of  now.... yes, yes I am.

The next poster owns a dragon.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on September 06, 2007, 07:59:49 PM
Well, as of  now.... yes, yes I am.

The next poster owns a dragon.

I *do* own a dragon. He is Welsh.

The next poster has a big set of happy dimples. (On their face.)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 06, 2007, 08:03:39 PM
Believe it or not, I actually have sizable frown dimples over my eyes. They're kinda happy.

The next poster was one of the kids on the bus in "War of the Colossal Beast."
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 06, 2007, 09:49:51 PM
There will be no "special bus" jokes here.

The next poster has a tattoo of an amusing smiley somewhere on their body.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: SaucyRossy on September 06, 2007, 10:54:47 PM
Chaos I like that your from Turkey.

Thats hot.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2007, 04:20:58 AM
Chaos I like that your from Turkey.

Thats hot.

Does not compute.  Error.  Error.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 05:22:04 AM

The next poster has a tattoo of an amusing smiley somewhere on their body.

Getting a smiley on the tip of THAT particular bit of oversensitive flesh was awkward, painful, and expensive.

The next poster runs his orphanage like a Fortune 500 Company.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 07, 2007, 09:46:57 AM
Chaos I like that your from Turkey.

Thats hot.

Woo. :)

I'm actually from the US, but vacated the country due to everyone going insane, and now live in Canuckistan. I just chose Turkey because it fit in with my former avatar (Vlad from Max Payne, who looks like an evil Dustin Hoffman, apparently).

But I'm still hot, damnit! ;)


The next poster has a tattoo of an amusing smiley somewhere on their body.

Getting a smiley on the tip of THAT particular bit of oversensitive flesh was awkward, painful, and expensive.

Who knew the pinky toe was so sensitive?

The next poster runs his orphanage like a Fortune 500 Company.

Yeah, I count meals as a "health benefit" and charge them $17 a week for them. Reccess counts as vacation time, which they only get 1 week of per year until they have seniority (12 years), and every single "employee" in the place is on a permanent 6 shifts a week for 10 hours. We're the only profitable orphanage in the Tri-State area.

The next poster will go to any lengths for a joke.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 10:43:38 AM
The one way in which I'm similar to God. (Please don't incinerate me or send me back as a worm! It was just a joke!)

The next poster has not had any incarnation that was not interesting.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2007, 12:00:00 PM
I guess that depends on who's point of view you are talking about.  When I was a deer fly, piles of shit were interesting to me.

The next poster uses a sharpened metal boomerang to kill hippies.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 12:05:21 PM
They seemed pretty mellow about it.

The next poster can lift Thor's hammer.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 07, 2007, 12:51:20 PM
Thor gave me permission once when he was drunk and i haven't reminded him about it.

Scientists have given the next poster a believability rating of "quite high".
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 12:57:13 PM
Look, I'm hairy, but not that harry. Cut it out.

The next poster has never confused Scientology with The Church of Jesus Christ, Scientist.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2007, 01:09:01 PM
I also never confused miticlorians with the Spirit of God either.

The next contestant enjoys changing diapers.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 07, 2007, 01:14:02 PM
Almost a little too much...

The next poster will catch the cold that I have just by coming to the forum.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 07, 2007, 01:15:51 PM
And I'll get over it before you do just to irritate you.  ;D

The next poster once bested Joe Don Baker in an Old West style draw.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 01:37:15 PM
Yeah, but he still beat me in the Bean Dip Competition.

The next poster is the great x15 grandson of Leonardo da Venci.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 07, 2007, 01:40:25 PM
He was a mook.

The next poster farms dobermans on a 100-acre ranch in Ohio.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2007, 01:49:18 PM
Do you have any idea how much Doberman penis goes for in Japan?

The next contestant enjoys living on his hippie commune.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 07, 2007, 01:54:19 PM
Every weekend I climb into the howdah on the back of Hannibal, my mighty Indian elephant, and go on a hunting expedition through the hippie reserve. I shoot at everything I see with my double-rifle, and my Punjabi servants pick up what I kill as I continue through the trail.

The next person has been there, and done that.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 01:59:47 PM
I also met what'shername at the thing.

The next poster recieved his Indian Name from a real live Native American.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2007, 02:27:35 PM
Actually it was from a real DEAD native american.

The next poster lives with a native american and his feral pigs.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on September 07, 2007, 02:30:18 PM
The next poster lives with a native american and his feral pigs.
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I quite enjoy the ranch and hogs.

The next poster cleans his ears out with his wife's car keys when she's not looking.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 03:12:02 PM
I think she suspects. Perhaps the waxy key and the bleeding ears are giving me away.

The next poster has every reason to run, but the next poster is not going anywhere.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2007, 03:17:59 PM
I'm watching the future Rifftrax of Batman and Robin, and/or D.C. Cab.

The next poster likes to compare and contrast Mr. T with Bo Jackson.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 03:42:08 PM
Well, comparing him to MICHAEL Jackson was too challenging.

Te next poster is supported by 20 generous sponsors.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 07, 2007, 07:42:10 PM
Te next poster is supported by 20 generous sponsors.

And by viewers like you. Thank you.

The next poster had a small role in a classic "Britcom."
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 07:45:56 PM
I was a coffee table.

The next poster is very subtle.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 07, 2007, 07:50:22 PM
The next poster is very subtle.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next poster can predict the future (with an accuracy of 0.04%).
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 07, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
And to prove it, I'll say this:

The next poster has, strangely enough, never been PRE-APPROVED for a credit card.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 07:53:28 PM
I feel rejected, and yet pretty okay with it at the same time.


The next poster can see the true beauty inside.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 08, 2007, 03:44:24 PM
The next poster can see the true beauty inside.

It is, unsurprisingly, very red. And mushy.

The next poster can cook anything.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 08, 2007, 04:10:26 PM
Well, anyone CAN cook, but that doesn't mean anyone SHOULD!
(Yes, I liked Rattatouille.  Anyone have a problem with that?  I thought not.)

The next poster got the T-Shirt despite having neither been there or done that.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 08, 2007, 07:58:12 PM
The gift shop for There is right at the beginning, so you don't have to go through the whole thing to buy a shirt.

The next person can fill sink holes and fix faulty wiring with his Box of Magical Tools.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 08, 2007, 08:29:48 PM
I lost the tool for mending broken hearts, however... sigh.

The next poster would have figured out how to defeat Barugon had he been in Japan when it attacked.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Katie on September 08, 2007, 08:31:59 PM
well obviously, Barugon is a weak pathetic fool.

The next person farts rainbows. (that is a good thing)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 08, 2007, 08:34:45 PM
See? Now, all of you, stop bitching at me when I lift my leg and let one rip.

The next person has a durable powder coated frame.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 08, 2007, 08:36:43 PM
In my closet. It intimidates me.

The next poster gave a classic joke a new twist.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 08, 2007, 08:39:59 PM
-sprays Junkyard with a seltzer water bottle full of cream pies-

The next person is neither a mook, a knucklehead nor a lame-brain.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 08, 2007, 08:42:27 PM
I'm just a dumbass.

The next poster has the delicate grace of a professional geisha.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 08, 2007, 09:35:15 PM
Which is why I'm such a bad Sumo Wrestler.

The next poster takes a trip every year to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 08, 2007, 09:48:15 PM
That IS how you spell St. Louis, isn't it?

The next poster has a species of shark named after him/her.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 09, 2007, 04:31:38 AM
The hermaphrodite shark is a little known species that lives off the coast of Iceland, and is the only known species of shark that can mate with him/herself.

The next poster has a chip on their shoulder.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 05:34:55 AM
*brushbrush*
No I don't.

The next poster is a commercial genius.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 09, 2007, 08:40:28 AM
I can sell hamburgers to vegans.

The next poster is a chip off the old block.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 09:36:38 AM
I guess I can look forward to getting constant head wounds and being a bit of a penny pincher.

The next poster was Jessica Beil's first.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 09, 2007, 09:51:31 AM
Yep, I was her first stalker.  Back before it was cool.  Seventh Heaven days.

The next poster is a tired, lonely hobo.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 10:18:37 AM
Well, I was until I you said that. I was just now offered a record deal.

The next poster didn't let money change him.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 09, 2007, 11:51:08 AM
I'm the same greedy, selfish, arrogant, egotistical jerk that I always was.

The next poster always knows what to do when there's an awkward pause.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 11:53:24 AM
.... BLLAAAAUUUUGGGHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WOOOP WOOP WOOOP!

The next poster thinks Howard Johnson is right!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 09, 2007, 12:49:41 PM
He may be right, but Tom Bodett leaves the light on for me.

The next person comes with a choice of soup or salad.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Katie on September 09, 2007, 07:26:31 PM
The soup of the day is Vegatable.

The next person can do a backhandspring off the back of a speeding truck.. and stick the landing :clap:
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 07:28:15 PM
I'll stick the landing so well that they'll need a spatula and bleach to get me completely off the road.

The next poster is the new Captain America.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on September 09, 2007, 08:18:40 PM
You wouldn't think that an illegal that snuck across the border in a truck full of avacados would be awarded that position, but here we are.


The next poster is master of the pan flute.
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Post by: Chaos on September 09, 2007, 09:20:02 PM
Actually, that's pan-galactic flute. The notes occur simultaneously in 4 alternate dimensions.

The next poster gathers no moss.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 05:37:58 AM
You probably call me a tramp, but it goes a little deeper than that.  I'm a HIGHWAY CHILE!

The next poster has tried the brown acid.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 09:41:06 AM
It doesn't work as well as the hydrochloric at "cleaning up messes."

The next poster has been given the official title, "Incredible" before his name by the Government.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 10, 2007, 10:11:07 AM
I've always said I was incredible, but it's nice to be recognized for it.

The next poster, conversely, has been given the official title "Credible" before his name by the Government.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 10:27:46 AM
Yeah, but credible as seen by the Bush administartion? I'm not feeling too proud, frankly.

The next poster has all of Daredevil's powers.
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Post by: Tripe on September 10, 2007, 10:33:21 AM
But I like to use his legal powers more than the athletic ones. By the way, have you had a trip or fall anywhere, were you wrongfully dismissed from a job, are you just mad at the world? Call 1-800-SUE-HUGE


The next poster eats a raw food diet..
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 10:37:17 AM
Beef, Pork, Chicken, Fish. I'm a sick man, in more ways than one.

The next poster is goign to ressurect The Twilight Zone.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 10:41:01 AM
Starring Senator Craig.

The next poster has been named public enemy number 7.
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Post by: Tripe on September 10, 2007, 10:42:42 AM
My MTV show, Flavor of Tripe will be on your tvs in November.

The next poster never gets hangnails.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 10:45:29 AM
But only because my fingernails keep falling off.

The next poster redeemed himself in the end.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 10, 2007, 11:39:28 AM
It turns out Dumbledore asked me to be the one that kills him.

The next poster found out that Einstein, Newton, Darwin, and John Lennon all knew much more about the state of the universe than they were letting on...
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 11:43:05 AM
Dalty, you son of a bitch. Anyway, yeah, The Brotherhood of Thoth has been enlisting geniuses to protect secrets passed onto us by space aliens for at least two thousand-
.....
uh, forget I said anything.

The next poster already has the next two Harry Potter films in his home collection.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 10, 2007, 11:46:45 AM
Well... the porn versions anyway.

The next person is gonna rock you tonight, rock you tonight, tonight.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 12:00:58 PM
Sometimes I love too much.

The next poster, after getting lost in a dark forest, was escorted through Hell, Puragatory, and Heaven.
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Post by: Chaos on September 10, 2007, 12:09:03 PM
Faust is my brother. The whole family has some real issues with making bad wagers and agreements.

The next poster can eat an entire Big Mac in a single bite.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 12:14:35 PM
I love me some Mark McGwire.

The next poster used steroids while playing professional baseball.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 12:48:26 PM
Well, I stopped once I got to the point where bats shattered in my hands.

The next poster is Teller, of Penn and Teller.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 10, 2007, 01:13:47 PM
But I have to keep in line, or Penn will do to me what he did to all the other Tellers.

The next poster was originally hired for Rue McClanahan's role in Hollywood After Dark.
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Post by: Stacey on September 10, 2007, 01:17:52 PM
I can shimmy, but ultimately I couldn't get the downward dog down pat. ::shakes fist at sky for Rue getting that role::

The next poster has a large, oddly attractive, head.
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Post by: Chaos on September 10, 2007, 03:29:04 PM
{insert penis joke here}

The next poster saw that coming a mile away.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 03:31:25 PM
I'm stacey's boyfriend, and she always makes disgusting penis jokes.  So I'm sure that was a penis joke setup.

The next poster enjoys pretending to be someone he is not.
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Post by: Chaos on September 10, 2007, 04:17:40 PM
I pretend to be successful, just to see what it feels like. I've got issues.

The next poster can tell what time it is without using a clock.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 04:26:53 PM
I tell time by counting Junkyard's posts for the day.

The next poster posts a lot about Junkyard posting a lot.
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Post by: Chaos on September 10, 2007, 04:28:06 PM
Interestingly enough, 43% of my posts are about how much Junkyard posts. Which is a lot.

The next poster is fed up with how much I post about how much Junkyard posts.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 04:31:56 PM
If by "fed up" you mean that I find it intensely hilarious, then yes I'm "fed up" with you picking on Junkyard while many of us post a retarded amount too.

The next poster is a hypocritical bastard.
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Post by: Stacey on September 10, 2007, 04:38:22 PM
I truly don't give a rat's a** what you think. Now please like and approve of me. Please?!

The next poster is an expert on, and collects, petrified animal scat. Then she eats it when she's done worshiping it.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 10, 2007, 05:12:14 PM
That is patently untrue.  I am not a woman!

The next poster wrote the first draft of a screenplay that was to become Krippendorf's Tribe.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 07:07:15 PM
The first draft was actually based on a little movie called "Joe vs. The Volcano".

The next poster loves Stacey's penis jokes even though they are so rude.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 07:47:25 PM
Man, people on this thread keep doing this: I really do have a large but well shaped head. No fooling.

Anyway, the next poster is made of billions and billions of stars and planet.
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Post by: Pak-Man on September 10, 2007, 09:18:57 PM
Just a guy made of dots and lines...

The next poster is the headless horseman.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 09:24:36 PM
Man, cut it out with the penis jokes.  Did Stacey put you up to this?

The next poster shaves his/her pubic hair into a lucky charm of some kind.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 11, 2007, 04:35:20 AM
After the last electric razor snag, I'm starting to question how lucky this really is.

The next poster can focus out pain.
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Post by: Chaos on September 11, 2007, 06:38:06 AM
The trick is to just lie back and think of England.

The next poster is an actual poster (the kind you put up on your wall).
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Post by: Junkyard on September 11, 2007, 12:17:22 PM
I'm friends with the Red Balloon.

The next poster was the first person to determine the true speed of light.
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Post by: Chaos on September 11, 2007, 12:23:07 PM
"Fast."

The next poster once travelled at the speed of light, but since that caused him to go backwards at time, it never really happened.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 11, 2007, 12:53:20 PM
You know, they don't tell you this, but nreaking the light barrier really really smarts. Dang!

The next poster has a Sorting Hat.
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Post by: Chaos on September 11, 2007, 01:36:04 PM
I use it to organize my photo albums. Unfortunately, I had to gag it, because the songs it started singing were quite lewd.

The next poster is going to turn what I said into a dirty joke, no doubt.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 11, 2007, 01:41:51 PM
That's what SHE said!

The next poster has never used "That's what SHE said" as a cop out.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 11, 2007, 02:24:24 PM
I just do that French laugh.  You know, the one that's like "Ho ho hoooooooo!", except it sounds more like honking.

The next poster has a Hello Kitty notebook with the front cover autographed.
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Post by: Cibernético II on September 11, 2007, 03:37:45 PM
I loves me some Hello Kitty.

It was autographed by this man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_7Ykf4Ld00 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_7Ykf4Ld00)


The next poster knows what happened to the YouTube video button.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 11, 2007, 03:51:06 PM
TorgosPizza is having all the YouTube windows professionally cleaned and winterized.

The next poster seeks to free himself from his earthly bonds.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 11, 2007, 03:57:18 PM
I'm this close to evolving into pure energy.  I just know it.

The next poster keeps close tabs on the careers of the entire cast of High School Musical.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 11, 2007, 03:59:19 PM
If by "keeping tabs" you mean searching the internet for that naked picture of that one chick in the show, then yes.

The next poster found the picture of said chick and is oogling it as I type these last remaining words.
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Post by: Chaos on September 11, 2007, 07:41:52 PM
Sorry, what were you saying? Something I was looking at distracted me.

The next poster is the best thing since sliced bread.
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Post by: Tank on September 11, 2007, 10:26:41 PM
Unsliced bread IS a giant pain in the butt.

The next poster looks good in blue.
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Post by: Stacey on September 11, 2007, 10:44:34 PM
Thank you, thank you very much.

The next poster has a treehouse in his atrium filled with flying monkeys and wombats.
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Post by: Chaos on September 12, 2007, 06:29:41 AM
I went a little squirrelly after I won the lottery.

The next poster can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 12, 2007, 08:46:17 PM
Yet I can't get a date to save my life.

The next poster will get me a date, NOW!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 12, 2007, 09:16:38 PM
1-900-RUSSIAN-BRIDE

The next poster enjoys indentured servitude.
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Post by: Ortega on September 13, 2007, 02:43:57 AM
"I LOVE MY JOB AT WALMART!!"


The next poster is an accomplished glass blower.
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Post by: Tripe on September 13, 2007, 05:13:16 AM
Phillip wrote a discordant symphony to thank me for my "service"

The next poster takes a multivitamin daily.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 13, 2007, 06:50:14 AM
Vitamin XXX, oh yeah!  It builds strong boners.

The next poster understands the relationship between a man and a woman.
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Post by: Grillslinger on September 13, 2007, 06:59:51 AM
It's better with crisco.

The next poster has seen Glitter over ten times....without the riff.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 13, 2007, 09:16:33 AM
Hey, I went to grade school.  I saw and used glitter all the time... you know... to make tough stuff, like daggers, skulls, that sort of thing.

The next poster believed a man could fly BEFORE he saw the first Superman movie.
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Post by: Tripe on September 13, 2007, 09:19:20 AM
My father had a pilots license, it's not so much a belief as a certainty.

The next poster wobbles, but they don't fall down.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 13, 2007, 09:28:48 AM
I'm Britiney Spears.

The next poster finds Meg White highly erotic.
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Post by: Tripe on September 13, 2007, 09:33:48 AM
So highly in fact that in a weird bit of Einsteinian reversal she stirs me not a jot.

The next poster can't get enough of Tara Palmer-Tompkinson
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Post by: Katie on September 13, 2007, 01:13:59 PM
she's so much cooler than victoria beckham.

the nest poster is a champion swing dancer
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Post by: Stacey on September 13, 2007, 01:18:59 PM
I can swing with the best. Do-si-do.

The next poster believes there's a massive conspiracy in the US between Mexican gardeners and Canadian Mounties.

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Post by: daltysmilth on September 13, 2007, 02:17:13 PM
Well, if there's not a conspiracy, why do they keep gathering on my lawn and talk in hushed tones, then act overly casual when they see a police car drive by?

The next poster knows he has nothing to fear from the ninja who's stalking him.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 13, 2007, 03:09:10 PM
I don't fear death.

The next poster was fourth in line to be chosen as Green Lantern.
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Post by: RVR II on September 13, 2007, 08:14:27 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/robinani.gif)

The Next Poster is from the 24th & 1/2 Century!
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Post by: Tank on September 13, 2007, 09:29:39 PM
HO HO!  THRUST!  PARRY!  GUARD!

The next poster is a gentleman (or lady) and a scholar.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 13, 2007, 11:11:09 PM
Well, I like to think I am, at least.

The next poster wrote an award winning MSTing of La Morte D'Arthur.  (Bonus points if you actually know what a MSTing is.)
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 13, 2007, 11:34:01 PM
ummmmm.....TRUE...

The next poster believes that faith is all that really matters.
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Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 05:00:48 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/DOGCAT.jpg)

The next poster can Stop The Insanity :scared:
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:08:21 AM
Setting off all the nukes at once should do the job.

The next poster wrote a piece of fan fiction that changed the course of history.
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Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 12:36:33 PM
I called it the "Bible."

The next poster is Dog.
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Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 12:40:45 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/1010_2_dawg_crew2.jpg)

The next poster 'wishes' to be part of dog's crew
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 14, 2007, 01:51:48 PM
No, no, no.  I said I like to watch dogs screw.  It gets me hot and bothered.

The next poster is like a candle in the wind.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 03:07:27 PM
Yep, unreliable

The next poster has a good excuse for why it wasn't their fault.
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Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 04:06:41 PM
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

The next poster did it before the Simpsons did it.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 14, 2007, 06:53:29 PM
Yeah, I was the guy from the Laurel and Hardy movies that said "D'oh!" that Dan Castellaneta stole it from.

The next poster was the inspiration for Max from Sam & Max.
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Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 07:55:03 PM
I actually have 17 different species of sarcastic, witty talking animals in my backyard. I keep them around in case any randomly visiting video game designers need some inspiration. I'm really, REALLY sorry about Conker's Bad Fur Day.

The next poster is so twisty they can think their way through a corkscrew in a hurricane.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 14, 2007, 08:10:47 PM
Are you saying I'm gay?

The next person assumes nothing.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 08:26:39 PM
Yeah, I try to remain- Oh, wait, did you say that  just now?

The next poster speaks only in riddles, but imparts great wisdom through them.
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Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 08:38:44 PM
Recognize, bitch.

The next poster is a dark and mysterious stranger about whom we know little.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 14, 2007, 10:36:50 PM
*Immitates theramin* OooooOOOOOoooooooo!  *twiddles fingers*

The next poster is working hard to convince Lucasarts to start making non-Star Wars and non-Indiana Jones games again.
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Post by: RVR II on September 15, 2007, 05:04:09 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/directors_caricature.jpg)
Mr. Nose Tried, but to No Avail..

The Next Poster Finally Realized that RiffTrax is a Cult Religion >:D
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Post by: Junkyard on September 15, 2007, 05:05:56 AM
"Finally?" Dude, why do you think I got in on the bottom floor?

The next poster is half plant.
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Post by: RVR II on September 15, 2007, 05:13:04 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/half20plant20left.gif)of Cannabis :D
100 Pages! AWSOME!

THE Next Poster writes Novels in Blood >:D
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Post by: Junkyard on September 15, 2007, 05:54:25 AM
I'm starting to get woozy.

The next poster is not alone.
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Post by: Chaos on September 15, 2007, 09:21:25 AM
The voices keep me company. Oh, and kill your parents.

The next poster had a winning lottery ticket, but got hit by a car and lost it before they could cash in.
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Post by: Cibernético II on September 15, 2007, 09:40:18 AM
Yeah, and while I was in the hospital I realized why my life had been so crappy up until that point. So I decided to make a list. A list of all the people who had screwed me over and how would have my sweet, sweet revenge on them.  >:(

The next poster likes his coffee how he likes his women.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 15, 2007, 01:48:48 PM
Steaming hot and spilt on my lap.

The next poster wears a red hooded sweatshirt.
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Post by: Chaos on September 15, 2007, 01:58:11 PM
Actually, it's a white hooded sweatshirt, but it's drenched with the blood of my many, many, numerous victims. I'm only three corpses away from the complete set.

The next poster is not easily frightened.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 15, 2007, 08:18:19 PM
Aaaaaah!  Who said that?

The next poster has a double life.
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Post by: Chaos on September 15, 2007, 09:22:46 PM
Unfortunately, that means I enjoy everything I do half as much.

The next poster has a successful webcomic adored by millions.
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Post by: Hazzah on September 15, 2007, 09:32:21 PM
It hurts the wrist refreshing the page a million times a day.

The next poster breaks wind to the tune of Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy' with such pinache it makes mimes sick.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 19, 2007, 09:16:53 AM
Doing that does indeed make my pin ache, so I try not to do it too often.

The next poster beat Mike Tyson's Punch Out
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Post by: Chaos on September 19, 2007, 09:28:35 AM
On an emulator, saving the game every time I managed to dodge those fucking punches, reloading every time they hit me (which was like 19 out of 20). What REAL person has reflexes like that? :P

The next poster can beat Street Fighter 2 blindfolded, based just on the sounds the characters make as they move around.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 19, 2007, 01:15:55 PM
With Chun Li, no less.

The next poster is ticklish in a hard-to-reach area.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 19, 2007, 01:27:21 PM
Who isn't?

The next poster has sucsessfully taken revenge against all who have wronged them.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 19, 2007, 01:34:32 PM
I'm trying anyway.  Speaking of which...

*looks down at clipboard*

...Junkyard, it looks like you're next on my list.  Hope you like violent flaming death!


The next poster is working on a way to use Cuts.com to digitally put mustaches on movie characters.
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Post by: Chaos on September 20, 2007, 10:52:51 AM
So far, it only works if their face is near the bottom of the screen, and I use careful caption spacing. All of the moustaches look like this:

v^v^v^v^v^v

The next poster is an excellent ASCII artist.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 20, 2007, 10:58:36 AM
But I make most of my money doing Etch-a-Sketch's portraits of porn stars.

The next poster somehow always brings up sex in every conversation.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 20, 2007, 11:00:14 AM
It's really not that sex if you sex your sex to it.

The next poster is a virgin.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 20, 2007, 11:16:35 AM
You got me.  Although my wife did have a baby, so that's weird.  She said it was those Miticlorians again, and that's why he's black.

The next poster helped Lucas write the entire history of the Skywalker family origins.
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Post by: Tripe on September 20, 2007, 11:20:42 AM
Unfortunately he rejected some of my suggestions "Too V.C. Andrews" he declared  ::)

The next poster makes a mean Kung-Pow Chicken.
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 20, 2007, 12:43:44 PM
The next poster would never beat up his landlord.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 20, 2007, 12:45:53 PM
The next poster would never beat up his landlord.

Please try again Sideswipe.  Thank you!   ::)
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Post by: Chaos on September 20, 2007, 02:20:43 PM
The next poster makes a mean Kung-Pow Chicken.

I do, actually. It has 17 fresh chiles in it. It's not so much "mean" as it is "homicidal."

The next poster beat up Sideswipe. ;)
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 20, 2007, 03:56:26 PM
With his own muffler.

The next poster is a genius in France.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 20, 2007, 05:18:20 PM
yeah its true.  but it just never gets me the fuzz out here i would have expected.


the person owns the last remaining bobs big boy. 
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Post by: Hebs on September 20, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
He's holding up my car keys... always... smiling.... forever... smiling.... STOP SMILING AT ME!!

The next poster always replaces the roll.     
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Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 06:50:57 PM
It's my only job at the super market. They really need to start cross- training.

The next poster starred in "The Crawling Eye."
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on September 20, 2007, 07:58:42 PM
Well I was casted for the lead crawling eye but I had to pull out at the last minute do to my astigmatism.

The next poster cried the first time they saw the movie Bambi.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 08:01:30 PM
Well, until I realized how good his mother probably tasted. Mmmm...

The next poster is so scared right now.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 20, 2007, 08:04:22 PM
You mean those hunters ate Bambi's mother after they killed her.  NO!!!

The next poster fears the reaper.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 20, 2007, 08:08:37 PM
I just can't get into new technology...

(http://www.planodays.com/images/harvester.gif)

The next person was born in space, but has vowed that he will not die there.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 08:21:38 PM
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *wrrrrrr*

The next poster has a big screen larger than his house.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 20, 2007, 08:32:53 PM
Which is kind of a paradox, because my house is the cardboard box that my giant TV came in. It's probably quantum.

The next poster has eyes in the back of their head.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 20, 2007, 08:34:41 PM
I get a great view of the inside of my hair. Really all it changes is that it now hurts when I comb that spot.

The next person can influence people's emotions with his powerful pheromones.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 08:37:53 PM
Anything that seeps from your skin is a pheromone, right?

The next poster has ensured himself an awesome funeral.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 20, 2007, 08:39:05 PM
I saved up my whole life to pay for it. Never went on a trip, never went out to dinner... kind of silly, really.

The next poster is easily depressed.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 08:49:12 PM
*Sniff* How could yu say that? Don't you know how sensitive I am right now?

The next poster has one really cool mechanical arm.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 20, 2007, 08:58:42 PM
I had a cool mechanical arm until I got crushed in a hydraulic press. Now it's in a glass jar sitting in someone's office.

The next person wields the Light of Ishtar.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Sideswipe on September 20, 2007, 09:39:14 PM
The next poster makes a mean Kung-Pow Chicken.

I do, actually. It has 17 fresh chiles in it. It's not so much "mean" as it is "homicidal."

The next poster beat up Sideswipe. ;)
With his own muffler.


What?? No love for your boy the Swipemiester again I see.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 20, 2007, 11:45:01 PM
Yeah, but I don't have enough strength to wield the Sword of Hudson Hawk.  Or enough dexterity to use the Staff of Howard The Duck or the Daggers Of Heaven's Gate.

The next poster is the only person left in England who has not, at any point in his career, been a keyboardist for Yes.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 21, 2007, 04:52:36 AM
C'mon, my plane just came in! I'm not a machine.

The next poster battle mythical beasts on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 21, 2007, 04:53:45 AM
Happy and polite customers count as mythical, right?

The next poster is a world-class kazoo player.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 21, 2007, 05:06:39 AM
World class in that I can play the kazoo with parts most people didn't think you can force air from.

The next poster had convinced Yoko not to be too intrusive, but the Devil went ahead and made her destroy the Beetles.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 21, 2007, 05:12:37 AM
And then i watched in horror as she left my entomology lab to flirt for John Lennon from the Beatles.

The next poster nows the colonels secret recipe.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 21, 2007, 05:24:35 AM
Happy and polite customers count as mythical, right?

I saw some bitch in Arby's yesterday demand samples of (demand, not order) a couple different menu items; she sent back the mozzarella sticks with a little sneer because they were too soggy and the onion rings because there weren't enough in the box. When her food came she picked off the sauce packets and left them on the counter.

The next poster nows the colonels secret recipe.

It's the same special food additive that's kept him alive, though horribly disfigured, for the last 20 years.

The next person memorized all the answers to Junior Trivial Persuit.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Sideswipe on September 21, 2007, 08:37:45 AM
The next poster would never beat Sideswipe with a muffler.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 21, 2007, 09:08:57 AM
The next poster would never beat Sideswipe with a muffler.

Mr. Swipe, you have to make a joke to this:
The next person memorized all the answers to Junior Trivial Persuit.

and then say:  The next poster would never beat Sideswipe with a muffler.

Otherwise the game is not complete, and you continue to be hit with mufflers.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on September 21, 2007, 09:56:11 PM
>The next person memorized all the answers to Junior Trivial Persuit.

How else would I have known the names of Shari Lewis's stupid little puppets?

The next poster plaintively sings Dido's "Thank You" after pleasuring himself.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on September 21, 2007, 10:30:42 PM
It used to be Stan Bush's "You Got the Touch" but every now and then some passing by Transformers nerd would hear me and sing along, so I had to change it.

The next poster owns the world's fastest duck.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Grillslinger on September 21, 2007, 11:51:13 PM
Well, I wanted a new duck.
One with big webbed feet.
One that knows how to wash my car,
And keep his room real neat.

You'll be surprised to discover that the next poster began life as a puppet  whose dream of becoming human came true.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 22, 2007, 06:26:21 AM
Man that was dumb. Termites vs Taxes? Give me termites.

The next poster has won vogueing championships.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 22, 2007, 08:32:07 AM
Well, yeah,  but I have to admit I bribed the judges.

The next poster does believe in spooks.  He does believe in spooks.  He does.  He does.  He does.  He does.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on September 22, 2007, 08:56:17 AM
Except I'm a girl. I have a vagina.

The next poster is so cute she makes puppies and kittens go awwwwwwww.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 22, 2007, 11:45:29 AM
Except I'm a boy. I have a penis. See?

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The next poster invented a genderless singular possessive pronoun for the English language, since we don't have one.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 22, 2007, 11:50:09 AM
Phe. Pher.
"Phe was androginous."

The next poster is practical to the point of insanity.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 22, 2007, 06:36:19 PM
Hey, I love clean underwear.  Leave me alone.

The next poster enjoys learning from experience.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 22, 2007, 07:12:00 PM
The long way of saying I'm a masochist.

The next poster is bowling buddies with all the hottest Jessicas in Hollywood.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 22, 2007, 09:21:01 PM
Including Jessica Lange and Jessica Rabbit.  Sure, she's married, but she's still hot.  And she doesn't mind playing "patty-cake", if you get my drift.

The next poster was an adult entertainer in London who performed under the name "Jack The Stripper".
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on September 22, 2007, 10:11:52 PM
I could have sworn I tracked down every copy of those movies, dang bootlegs.

The next poster is the absolute greatest Uno player in all of West Central Iowa.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on September 22, 2007, 10:33:58 PM
Don't forget East Central Nebraska. I killed in a tourney there. They still cry like little girls whenever I pass through.

The next poster knows how to bend spoons with pher mind.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 22, 2007, 11:47:30 PM
I just open up my head, stick one end into the crack between the hemispheres of my braind, and pull.  Simple, really.

The next poster loves to use the spoiler button, even when phe doesn't have to!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 23, 2007, 04:21:07 AM
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The next poster realized that "phe" and "pher" still refer to a gender, and created a NEW genderless singular possessive pronoun (hint: "their" is the genderless plural possessive pronoun in the English language :P).
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 23, 2007, 01:29:34 PM
However, I decided not to use it because it came to my attention that it is ridiculous.

The next poster likes to use pher superior powers of reasoning for evil ends.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 23, 2007, 01:35:35 PM
Usually, it's just a matter of convincing politicians to be themselves.

The next poster actually managed to find a well-known, mainstream actor that CAN'T be linked to Kevin Bacon.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 23, 2007, 03:04:38 PM
David Garrick, he was the model for Dracula you know.

The next poster has a sure fire cure for rheumatism
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 23, 2007, 03:24:29 PM
Granted, it involves the removal of the victim patient's heart, lungs, kidney, bones, joints, and skin... but you have to admit that it works.

The next poster thinks that talking to a victim patient's survivors is the hardest part of being a doctor (they guess).
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 23, 2007, 03:41:14 PM
I could be wrong, of course.  Maybe it's the easiest part of the job.

The next poster makes a mean Mango Habanero sauce.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 23, 2007, 03:50:18 PM
It's made from real Mango sweat.
(http://www.tallarmeniantale.com/pics/professors/mango-chris_kattan.JPG)

The next poster feels uneasy around the color pink.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on September 23, 2007, 10:34:06 PM
My parents were killed by a flock of enraged flamingos.

The following poster come from a quaint rural village where cheese is used as currency.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on September 24, 2007, 05:48:13 AM
Hey, if my money's no gouda here, you just lost yourself a customer!

the next poster would never stoop to using that bad a pun.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 24, 2007, 06:15:04 AM
Oh my, you don't know me at all, do you? ;)

The next poster has sunk even lower than me on the "bad humour scale," but it took supreme effort.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on September 24, 2007, 02:22:29 PM
That's what SHE said!

The next poster did the cover artwork for The Band That Played Calironia Lady's debut album.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 24, 2007, 04:18:03 PM
And then I fell into a life of drinking, fast women, drugs....

The next poster was 60 feet tall!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on September 24, 2007, 04:54:02 PM
Was...But second hand smoke divided that height by 10.

The next poster was voted most likely to post next in this forum in their high school year book.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 24, 2007, 08:26:33 PM
Guess I showed them, huh?  Hahaha-- Hey wait a minute!

The next poster has fancy plans, and pants to match!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 24, 2007, 09:24:38 PM
Look, just because my pants HAPPEN to have lace around the edges doesn't make them OR me "fancy," okay?

The next poster invented rum.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 25, 2007, 12:09:19 AM
And I discovered Tequila.  All praise me!  Right RVR?  Where's the love?

The next poster enjoys the fine art of embroidery.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 25, 2007, 04:48:10 AM
I embroidered the table cloth, the doilies, my shirts, my friends' shirts, my television, my cat, my friends' cats....

The next poster flew the coop.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 25, 2007, 05:12:15 AM
Yeah, and the damn FAA had me arrested for it, too.

The next poster isn't bad, they're just drawn that way.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 25, 2007, 05:13:38 AM
How did you know I'm really just a stick figure?

The next poster has an artful soul.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 25, 2007, 05:15:40 AM
It belonged to a struggling artist I helped out once. I keep it in a bottle, you never know when you might need a bargaining chip with Old Nick.

The next poster found God last Thursday.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 25, 2007, 05:20:10 AM
I sat down on the subway, and there he was, reading the paper and minding his own business. Great guy.

The next poster escaped the Matrix.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 25, 2007, 05:22:59 AM
But it keeps following me, OH MY GOD IT"S HERE!!!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Matrix.png)

The next poster loves Algebra
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 25, 2007, 05:28:18 AM
But Algebra doesn't love me back.

The next poster is made entirely out of recycled materials.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 25, 2007, 06:40:16 AM
And strangely enough, when I tell women that it doesn't get me laid.

The next poster transports scaulding hot coffee between his/her thighs when he ISN'T in the drive-thru lane.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Grillslinger on September 25, 2007, 08:18:52 AM
I should probably get a cup...or at least wear one.

The next poster once made out with Don Ameche.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 25, 2007, 09:11:14 AM
He sure as hell looked a lot more attractive after finding that cocoon.

The next poster beat deep blue at chess
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Pak-Man on September 25, 2007, 09:51:59 AM
Stupid computer didn't even NOTICE when I started switching the pieces around. :^)

The next poster is the first person EVER to beat Halo 3.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tyrant on September 25, 2007, 11:41:30 AM

   Those videogame discs are surprisingly hard to damage with a baseball bat. Had to break out the sledgehammer.


  The next poster will have the most frightening and disturbing costume this Halloween.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 25, 2007, 12:15:49 PM
Took me a while to perfect the mask but I'm proud of the result
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2007-09-25-ChrisCrocker.jpg)

The next poster doesn't celebrate Halloween like others, they make a haunted house with a message.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 25, 2007, 03:00:13 PM
The message is "don't fuck with Texas."

The next poster has the uncanny ability to tell when other people are lying.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 25, 2007, 07:14:03 PM
And you, sir, aren't even making a haunted house.

The next poster can dead lift over thirty-six thousand pounds.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 25, 2007, 08:24:29 PM
Which I keep in my wallet but seeing as I'm not in Britain I don't see how it does me any good.

The next poster has been sober 7 years straight.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 25, 2007, 08:40:41 PM
Yes, I'm the mod-- *hic*, the mod-- *hic*, the epitomy of sobriety.  *Hic*

The next poster is crazy like some kind of small, red-furred, doglike creature with a large tail.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 25, 2007, 10:37:14 PM
That's right. I'm crazy like a Peruvian fighting chinchilla. Don't mess with me!

The next poster was offered a lucrative new job while they were serving their prison sentence.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on September 26, 2007, 04:53:22 AM
Actually it was on the plane ride home, a Mr. Wednesday made the offer.  He was very vague about what it would be, and I think he had a glass eye.

The next poster invented the greatest product ever to be sold on a 3:00 am infomercial.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 26, 2007, 05:21:23 AM
Actually, it was the IDEA of the 3:00 AM infomercial that I sold. There's NEVER been a good product sold at 3:00 AM on TV in the history of advertisement... but I'm making a damn fortune watching other idiots try. ;)

The next poster is fearless.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on September 27, 2007, 02:53:42 PM
I call them 'Sassy Pants'. I'm actually the spokeswoman for the brand.

The next poster is filled with wholesome-y goodness.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 27, 2007, 03:21:00 PM
I call them 'Sassy Pants'. I'm actually the spokeswoman for the brand.

The next poster is filled with wholesome-y goodness.

You responded to the wrong one. I already did that one. :)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 27, 2007, 03:29:19 PM
The next poster is fearless.

But I'm not Loathing-less. 

The next poster can tell a real joke, unlike this poster.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 27, 2007, 03:36:12 PM
So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says... "Why the long face?"  :rimshot:

The next poster is an expert marksman.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on September 27, 2007, 04:08:54 PM
That's right, my Sharpie skills are unparalleled.

The next poster defeated the devil fair and square in a fiddle contest.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 27, 2007, 04:19:23 PM
And unlike Leela, I didn't smash him over the head with it (I swept the leg!).

The next poster has idle hands.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 27, 2007, 04:57:47 PM
Well, I'm a big fan of Jessica Alba's early work.

The next poster's career was the real-life inspiration for "The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries".
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 27, 2007, 09:08:50 PM
When I go to peoples' houses, I eat their birds then pretend I don't know what happened.

The next poster lives in a glass house.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RVR II on September 27, 2007, 09:11:50 PM
..OF RED KOOL AID
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thKOOLAID.jpg)

THE NEXT POSTER YELLS AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 27, 2007, 09:37:41 PM
(http://www.wightfarmholidays.co.uk/islandinfo/images/Squirrel-adult.jpg)
GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN SQUIRRELS!!

The next poster suffers from voice immodulation.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 27, 2007, 10:45:52 PM
Say what?

The next person found the source of the Nile.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 27, 2007, 11:22:19 PM
I really didn't. I was just lying to myself. I didn't want to accept that I couldn't locate the source of the Nile. Almost as if... I was in... denial... about it. ;D

The next poster always casts the first stone.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on September 28, 2007, 05:14:46 AM
After you cast the stone in plaster, you can make a mold of the same stone over and over again, always giving you something to cast in the future.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed and in his closet for the next poster.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 05:28:24 AM
He's horribly afraid that I'll throw a fuzzy blanket over his head, because it would cause him to cease to exist.

The next poster's papa was a rolling stone.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 28, 2007, 05:37:00 AM
Actually he was in Jethro Tull

Me:
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/100_0156.jpg)
Daddy:
(http://mitkadem.homestead.com/files/ian_anderson_fullpic_jpg.jpg)

The next poster understands The Constitution.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 05:44:46 AM
The trick is to really listen. The Constitution just needed someone to talk to, that's all. It wasn't looking for ANSWERS. It just needed to be heard.

The next poster got a pair of x-ray specs from a comic book order form that actually work.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on September 28, 2007, 01:55:47 PM
The glasses are spiffy and the sea monkeys I ordered are pretty cool, too.

The next poster always wanted to be the guy stealing the girl and kicking sand in the scrawny guy's face in those comic book ads.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tyrant on September 28, 2007, 02:07:41 PM

  My Mom told me I was a girl, but strangely my plans to that end didn't change.

  The next poster has mastered the art of looking really awesome when falling down stairs.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 08:20:47 PM
The trick is to let your limbs go limp, and then kind of try to bash your head against the wall every couple of rolls so you get a nice, repetitive thunking sound. It's murder on the hospital bills, but it REALLY sells the effect.

The next poster found the cure for cancer, but lost it before they could show it to anyone.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 28, 2007, 08:30:46 PM
Yeah, it was in some stupid orchid I found in Africa.  Then, like, some oil company or some-such-thing came and burned all the forests down that the flower grew in.  I was bummed out for a while.  I went to that corporation and says to them, I says, "Dude, you know you just killed the cure for cancer right?"  I was all agro and in his face, and his says, "Ahhh, dude, my bad!"

The next poster is just tired enough to find me amusing.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on September 28, 2007, 09:57:41 PM
It's midnight here in the Central Time zone baby! (and I just got back from the gym)




The next poster has an amzing tattoo on their butt.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 29, 2007, 04:05:26 AM
Oh man, I was so fucking drunk that night. I don't even know what an "amzing" IS, and now I've got one on my damn ass.

The next poster regularly goes for 72 hours without sleep.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 29, 2007, 05:25:25 AM
Yeah, and I'm perfectly fine. Now if I could just get those green sloths with human faces to stop screaming at me.

The next poster ran amok.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on September 29, 2007, 05:43:48 AM
Amok incorporated, we made weapons for mindless rampages.  Great business.

The next poster provided the inspiration that created American Gladiators.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on September 29, 2007, 05:49:49 AM
Just started beating the crap out of people, some TV producer walked by and said, "I love it!"

The next poster is one of the sucsess cases not seen in Clockwork Orange.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 29, 2007, 08:12:27 AM
It's really not a very interesting story. Some guy strapped me to a chair and taped my eyes open, and made me watch footage of landfills for 96 hours straight to break me of my habit of littering. I don't drop things on the ground anymore, but I go into convulsions if change falls out of my pocket.

The next poster has the heart of a tiger.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on September 29, 2007, 08:35:36 AM
Every Sunday before i perform the rituals of amore. I like to sprinkle a little oregano on it before frying.


The next poster went to Sylvia's restaurant in New York and got the surprise of their life.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on September 29, 2007, 10:14:19 AM
My therapist says I shouldn't talk about it until I'm ready, though.

The next poster is the eighth-to-last of the Mohicans.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on September 29, 2007, 12:07:43 PM
I'm also the two hudrend and sixth-to-last of the Starfighters. I'm actually not very good at it at all.

The next poster has a brand of wine named after them.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Katie on September 30, 2007, 08:23:25 PM
It's funny, because I'm not even of legal drinking age.. but it is DELICIOUS

the next poster would totally win in a punch fight with Denny Hamlin.  :clap:
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 30, 2007, 09:36:43 PM
Drown him in a bowl of fruit punch? I can do that.

The next person knows where Genghis Khan is buried.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 01, 2007, 04:28:49 AM
The Klingons took him back to Kronos so he could be buried in his native soil. What, you thought a HUMAN could be that crazy mean?

The next poster had a cameo in Casablanca.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 01, 2007, 06:08:34 AM
Actually, I was just hiding under one of the tables in the bar, but my lawyers forced them to put my name in the credits. If you freeze frame when Sam is playing it again, you can see my foot sticking out.

The next poster has a wooden leg.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on October 01, 2007, 06:12:10 AM
You should have seen that dumb pirates face when I stole it!  Classic!  The pratfall he took over the nearby chair was better than old Chevy Chase stuff on SNL.

The next poster beat the Deep Blue computer at Stratego.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 01, 2007, 06:21:23 AM
Actually, I just used a Stratego box to hit Deep Blue repeatedly until its circuit breakers gave out and the whole thing crashed. You had to be there.

The next poster can make Minute Rice in 27 seconds.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 01, 2007, 07:08:38 AM
Everyone loves my famous crunchy rice.

The next poster made a controversial film in the early eighties that is now receiving a critical reevaluation.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 01, 2007, 08:27:28 AM
Yeah, see, Behind the Green Door was a lot more revolutionary than non-believers wanted to admit.

The next poster received a big cash settlement after filing a frivolous lawsuit against Disney.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 01, 2007, 09:30:15 AM
Well, sinse I was suing them for dumbing down every story they ever stole, and I had to share the settlemnt with about 20,000,000 other victims, I can't say those 20 bucks have exactly set me for life.

The next poster is so intimidating, he can win against his reflection in a staring contest.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 01, 2007, 11:19:58 AM
Only because I shatter mirrors.

The next person beat Dolph Lundgren in a  boxing match.

Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Sideswipe on October 01, 2007, 11:42:25 AM
Fortunately it was only a shadow boxing match.   The next poster can point out the realm of Gondor on a map of Middle Earth
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 01, 2007, 12:34:02 PM
It's the one with the word "Gondor" written on top of it.

The next poster has two magic rings... the green one sends them to a magical world beyond the boundaries of our own, and the yellow one brings them back.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 01, 2007, 12:36:04 PM
They do have to be used a suppositories though.

The next poster is both the Gate Keeper and the Key Master
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 01, 2007, 12:37:43 PM
Are you saying I feel compelled to have sex with myself, and that doing so would cause a rift between the spiritual world and the mortal realm? If so, we're all fucked.

The next poster has been there and done that, but refused to pay $18.95 to get the stupid T-Shirt.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 01, 2007, 01:46:45 PM
Well who wants a T-Shirt that says, "I caused a rift between the spiritual world and the mortal realm while fucking myself, and all I got was this t-shirt for $18.95."?  The typeface would have to be about a 10 unless you wrapped the text around the armpits or something. 

The next poster has a strange desire to eat his meals as if he was a rabbit.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 01, 2007, 02:11:07 PM
Yeah, you know, standing outside my hole, munching a carrot while confounding dimwitted hunters and engaging in battles of wits with conniving and scheming ducks.

The next poster thought the X-Files was better AFTER David Duchovny left.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on October 01, 2007, 02:17:08 PM
Once the entire fanbase had turned against it, the show became much easier to ignore, it was great.

The next poster is so fast he drew the first cartoon to ever be shown live.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 01, 2007, 09:07:49 PM
Once the entire fanbase had turned against it, the show became much easier to ignore, it was great.

The next poster is so fast he drew the first cartoon to ever be shown live.


Lightning fingers, they called me.

Then next poster won the Nobel Prize for their work in Platypus Preservation.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 01, 2007, 09:09:38 PM
I don't know why they thought it was so great that I was having them stuffed and mounted so they wouldn't waste away... but I was happy to accept the cash prize.

The next poster is narcoleptic.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Pak-Man on October 02, 2007, 02:05:55 AM
I am not!

The next poster was... *SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE*

*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE*

*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE*

*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE*

*SNRK* Considered the "bee's knees" back in grade school.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 04:35:17 AM
I was later downgraded to the "ant's elbows."

The next poster has a rosey complexion.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 02, 2007, 04:51:32 AM
Are you shhhaying I'm drunkk?

The next poster can see through thick fog.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 02, 2007, 05:04:20 AM
And the clothing of Adrienne Barbeau, yowsa!

The next poster loves the early bird special
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 02, 2007, 05:09:16 AM
Wwwooorrrrmmmmmsss.

The next poster can turn any car into a flying car.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 02, 2007, 05:14:51 AM
JATO baby!

The next poster can calculate Pi further than anyone else in history.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 02, 2007, 05:24:28 AM
But is it really a virtue to try to calculate pie? Years of trying have taught me that in fact eating pie is the path of wisdom.

The next poster fan afoul of some Greek dieties.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on October 02, 2007, 05:27:04 AM
Hermes was late with a message, so he told me to run a duck with a letter attached up to Zeus.  It was such an honor.

The next poster can play Dixieland Jazz with a very unusual instrument.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 05:35:56 AM
Y'know, it may be an unrecognized medium, but armpit fart quartet isn't THAT unusual.

The next poster built a better mouse trap.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 02, 2007, 05:38:56 AM
Now I'm really pissed off with the entire world on my doorstep, sod off France! And stop peeing in my rose bushes Turkey.

The next poster loves the musical stylings of Richard Harris.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 05:47:08 AM
I had a tasteless joke about death rattles, but I just couldn't bring myself to post it. Richard Harris is too cool for that kind of stuff.

The next poster has far more sensitivity and tact than I ever could. ;)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on October 02, 2007, 05:49:33 AM
That's what yo mama tells me.

The next poster is the Wii Boxing Champion of the World!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 05:53:38 AM
Well, that's what I say, but technically I just "accidentally" hit every single opponent in the face with my controller. I'm undefeated because they all drop their wands and run to the bathroom to clean up the blood. I'm 17-0, but I've also run out of opponents (and friends).

The next poster invented a new smiley that nobody has ever seen before.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 02, 2007, 05:54:41 AM
Unfortunately it uses characters not recognized by this forum.

The next poster was born under a wand'rin star.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on October 02, 2007, 06:52:36 AM
No, not born under a wand'rin star, I'm just under one.

::ouch, get off me!::

The next poster secretly crushes on Kim Yong-il.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RVR II on October 02, 2007, 06:57:43 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/N.KoreaNukes8.gif)

The Next Poster Misses 'Principle Skin Trade' ::)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 08:58:15 AM
Well, I MISSED him, anyway. But it's okay, I've got time to reload.

The next poster is par for the course.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hebs on October 02, 2007, 09:09:27 AM
I prefer to think of myself as a birdie ;)

The next poster has a platinum album and millions of fans.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 10:49:41 AM
Yeah, my house is really getting crowded with all of these electronic devices taking up space. And I don't know WHERE the hell that record came from. I don't even own a player!

The next poster made $17,000 when they held a garage sale last month.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 02, 2007, 10:57:13 AM
My dad is furious that I sold his Fidel Castro Rookie Card.

The next poster is the power behind the throne.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 11:14:49 AM
It just plugs in, see? The cord is hanging right out of the back...

The next poster volunteers in a soup kitchen for the homeless.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 02, 2007, 07:15:04 PM
For some reason my vichy-souise didn't go over well, though.

The next poster almost got the Beatles back together.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 02, 2007, 07:17:19 PM
I failed of course, but far more distressing than that was the discovery that duct tape can't really fix anything....

The next person picked a Holy Grail from a room full of Holy Grails and didn't explode.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 08:12:54 PM
It was quite easy, considering the room was filled with the damn things.

The next poster will be responsible for driving someone else away from the forums.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on October 02, 2007, 08:46:53 PM
Screw you. (Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.)

The next poster likes to play cute little practical jokes like hiding gummy bears in colleagues' CD drives.

Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 09:03:16 PM
It's all fun and games until somebody kicks my ass.

The next poster sold their soul to the devil in exchange for 28 cents.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 03, 2007, 12:59:34 AM
I basically did it for the t-shirt he gives you.  It says, "I sold my soul to the Devil for 28 cents and this organic cotton, Union made, no-shrink t-shirt."
Who would have guessed the devil is a big Union supporter.

The next poster never asks me why I post at 3 am.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 03, 2007, 05:06:56 AM
I assume you have your reasons.

The next poster is a working class hero.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 03, 2007, 05:44:52 AM
I was nominated for the award based on my "lunchroom keg" platform.

The next poster once recorded a single with Neil Young.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: nosebleed on October 03, 2007, 12:57:44 PM
Yes, but he's not a very good baseball player.

The next poster once threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 03, 2007, 12:59:08 PM
For which he paid me handsomely, kinky little politician.

The next poster ran the gauntlet.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 03, 2007, 01:17:44 PM
It's just a little metal glove. It's less than one step to run from one end of it to the other... who the hell would waste their time with that?

The next poster has no sense of irony whatsoever.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 03, 2007, 02:42:29 PM
Which, I guess, is why it didn't strike me as odd when my uncle JimBob got run over by the Budweiser Clydesdales the day after he gave up drinking.

The next poster somehow figured out that I've never had an uncle JimBob.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 03, 2007, 03:01:10 PM
Well, for one thing you spelled JimBob correctly.  Also you can form complete sentences.  I don't remember any relatives of JimBob's becoming Merit scholars or getting scholarships to Oxford.  Except maybe Bill Clinton.

The next poster enjoys posting about how other people's posts are not funny.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on October 03, 2007, 03:18:47 PM
You call that a funny setup?  What am I supposed to do with that?

The next poster is the real man behind the Cobra Commander mask
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 03, 2007, 03:22:51 PM
I switched to the cloth one because the steel one kept chaffing. Boy, was my face red.

(:rimshot:)

The next poster hunts down and stabs people who use text speak in non-text environments.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 03, 2007, 03:26:50 PM
I also beat people up for using finger quotes.

The next poster frequently posts things in the wrong thread.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on October 03, 2007, 03:29:01 PM
My favorite riff from Eragon:  Don't worry, his newly purchased droids will keep him company.

Next is a saint among men.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 03, 2007, 03:57:36 PM
I'll tell you it's tough to be a slightly effeminate stick figure (http://www.badj.it/image-files/thing/64/thesaint.jpg)

The next poster always eats their greens.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 04:42:42 PM
Mmmm.... That's goooood Soylent!

The next poster won't answer with such an obvious joke.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 03, 2007, 05:09:24 PM
De grappen zijn veel minder duidelijk in het Nederlands

The next poster knows what a girl wants, but not what she needs.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 05:21:31 PM
I taste like chocolate, but I don't believe in condoms.

The next poster can remove that thought permenently from their mind.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 03, 2007, 05:30:25 PM
What thought, oh wait it was probably to do with the last answer. Lest see GAAAAAHHHHH!!!! :gouge:

The next poster will avenge Harry Dean Stanton.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 03, 2007, 06:10:44 PM
No, that's a typo.  I'm actually avenging Harry Anderson.  Dave's World was a good show, and I shall see it revenged!

The next poster eats filet mignon seven times a day.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 06:19:28 PM
"Gimmie a bucket!"

The next poster has the "Spear of Destiny" in his summer home.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 03, 2007, 07:26:45 PM
I use it to jimmy the lock off my "Minibar of Despair."

The next poster can find anything on wikipedia.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 07:27:33 PM
Including love.

The next poster taught Dame Judi Dench how to act.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 03, 2007, 07:29:35 PM
I'm really, REALLY sorry everyone.

The next poster is dazed, but not confused.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 07:31:30 PM
That takes some skill.

The next poster is covered in blood.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 03, 2007, 07:39:22 PM
Fortunately, it's not mine. Now, where did I put my shovel?

The next poster is raging against the machine.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 07:42:32 PM
I'm screaming at my remote.

The next poster invented "chat."
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 03, 2007, 08:00:47 PM
As Chaos said, I'm really, really sorry, everyone.

The next poster has a fever for the flavor of human flesh!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 03, 2007, 08:40:17 PM
Unfortunately, I'm all out of fava beans.

The next poster knew John Travolta before he was "famous."
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on October 03, 2007, 09:08:20 PM
Well, not in the biblical sense.

The next poster is often mistaken for the Pope's handsome personal secretary.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 04, 2007, 09:00:37 AM
Well, better than being mistaken for his ugly personal secretary.

The next poster has learned to appreciate the Street Fighter movie.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 04, 2007, 10:20:45 AM
... for the piece of utter crap that it is.

The next poster is very intolerant.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on October 04, 2007, 12:57:06 PM
... but I'm only intolerant of you and everyone else on the planet.

The next poster wears Spiderman Underoos. Over his clothes.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 04, 2007, 02:30:52 PM
They make me feel pretty.

The next poster is an expert at making hand-churned butter.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 04, 2007, 03:13:54 PM
Yes, but can we cut out the metaphors and just call it what it is:  masterbation!

The next poster is a wonderful human being.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on October 04, 2007, 03:17:09 PM
Thank you so much!

The next poster is way funny, but I would never say it to their face.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RVR II on October 04, 2007, 03:19:04 PM
 ;D :D :D yyeesss... though some may not think so from my image posts..
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/DontPanic_1024.jpg)

THE NEXT POSTER YELLS EVERY WORD NOT LISTED IN THE BIBLE!!!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 04, 2007, 03:25:14 PM
The word CHEESE! is never listed in the Bible, and neither is PUERTO RICO!

The next person has the largest coin collection in the western hemisphere.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on October 04, 2007, 03:58:05 PM
In that I own the entire western hemisphere, and all the coins in it are mine.

the next poster isn't nearly as big a megalomaniac.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 04, 2007, 04:08:58 PM
Speak for yourself, peasant.

The next poster is Death.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 04, 2007, 05:46:24 PM
Ain't I pretty?(http://members.aol.com/ivycleartoes/deth.jpg)

The next poster is a delight to be with.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 04, 2007, 06:53:55 PM
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU BASTARD!!

The next poster rarely flies off the handle.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 04, 2007, 06:56:30 PM
I generally fly out of Detroit Metro.

The next poster is the proud keeper of their Da's ol' Shillelagh
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 04, 2007, 07:14:21 PM
Aye, and I'll give ye a right smack with it if ye be makin' any cracks about me Irish ancestors.

The next poster knows how the Irish saved civilization.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 04, 2007, 07:16:29 PM
The same way they save Christmas in Ireland every year:  lots and lots of whiskey.

The next poster enjoys ale far more than lager.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Hazzah on October 04, 2007, 07:38:54 PM
I only enjoy lager when I run out of ale.

The next poster once fooled the entire state of Iowa into thinking they were a little child stuck in a well.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 04, 2007, 08:00:57 PM
And they based an entire episode of the Simpsons on it.

The next poste ris based on a best selling book by the same name.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 04, 2007, 08:31:15 PM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N9BNKDPPL._AA240_.jpg)

The next person sprays burning fluids out of his abdomen when cornered.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 05, 2007, 07:39:53 AM
It's definitely gotten me out of some sticky situations, but my wife gets pretty upset about the carpet burns.

The next poster created the RiffTrax logo by accident.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 10, 2007, 07:46:06 PM
I was just trying to make popcorn, i don't know HOW it happened.

The next poster is producing a high budget remake of Phantom Creeps.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 10, 2007, 07:57:12 PM
Now  that I've perfected digital eyelash rending, I'm a shoe-in for best picture.

The next poster once punched Peter Jackson in the face.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on October 11, 2007, 05:03:42 AM
The bastard took footage of it and turned my motion into an Orc punching a Goblin!  Still felt good at the time.

The next poster knows the true secrets of Castle Greyskull.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 05:24:01 AM
It's only a model.

The next poster recently found out that their car is actually a giant, mechanical monster.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 11, 2007, 09:47:06 AM
It's a Chevy Celebrity.  Those things will take you down, man.

The next poster is the terror that flaps in the night.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 09:59:02 AM
I am the little mouse that eats your cheese. My friends just call me DW.

The next poster flew the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 10:01:19 AM
The trick is to find a shortcut the judges don't know about (I'd have never won the prize otherwise)

The next poster kicks ass.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 10:03:27 AM
But only when I run out of bubble gum.

The next poster figured out what Ando's special power is.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RVR II on October 11, 2007, 10:11:59 AM
It was 'How to Make Your Spouse Vanish for a while..' ;D

The Next Poster kicks it 'Doggy Style' :gouge:
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 11, 2007, 10:40:26 AM
Meaning I bark at you and try to bite your ankles even though I've known you for several years.

The next poster already knows who's going to win the 2008 presidential election.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 10:42:52 AM
And I can't find anti anxiety medication strong enough.

The next poster was Monty's double.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 11, 2007, 11:59:23 AM
Field Marshall Montgomery. The Nazis had lots of spies and assassins...

The next poster has freak-show for three minutes! Three minutes of play time!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 12:42:31 PM
I just wish I had more than one chair. OOOOOOOOHHHH YEEEEAH!!

The next poster is clearly on steroids.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 11, 2007, 12:55:56 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!  DALTY NO TAKE STEROIDS!!!  DALTY SMASH PUNY HUMAN FOR SUGGESTING IT!!!

The next poster sits in the pumpkin patch every Halloween, awaiting the arrival of the Great Pumpkin.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:57:14 PM
No Pumpkin yet, but I've made a necklace of zombie teeth!

The next poster likes poetry.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 01:58:24 PM
Are you saying I'm gay?

The next poster is just about ready to submit their TRON script to me (and it better be good, too!).
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 11, 2007, 02:13:51 PM
Are you saying my Tron script sucks?  It's only a first draft.  Leave me alone.

The next poster better have a better Tron script than mine or we're fucked.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 02:58:40 PM
Bend over, put your head between your legs, and kiss your arse goodbye... we're going down. ;)

The next poster is the only person who can save humanity.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Raven on October 11, 2007, 05:38:56 PM
... and I am now excepting bids for who gets saved and who doesn't.  Start the bidding.

The next poster wishes he could be Mike Rowe.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 07:25:09 PM
No, I said "micro." I want to shrink my body down to teeny-tiny size so I can beat up amoebas. It's my lifelong ambition.

The next poster is a national spelling bee champ.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 07:33:37 PM
Now I'm just a grammar school chump. *SOB*

The next poster is going to play Herculese in the next film.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 07:45:17 PM
It's this great new movie their filming. It's sort of a dual aspect film, about a famous Greek hero mixed up with a British comedian from Monty Python. They were going to call it "Hercu-Cleese," but decided it wasn't subtle enough.

The next poster knows the *real* words to the "Hail to the Chief" song.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 08:10:19 PM
Neeeeaaaarrrrr, Faaaaaaarrrrrr, Whereeeeeevvver you aaaarrreeeee, I know that my heeeaaaarrrtttt wiiiilllll go ooooooooooooonnnnn aaaaaannnnddd oooooooooonnnnnnnnn!
And now you know.

No animals were hurt in the making of the next poster.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 08:14:13 PM
Except for all of the ones that I ate. And all of the ones that my parents ate. And so forth.

The next poster can do the greatest card trick in the world.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 11, 2007, 10:27:22 PM
Sure, cards are easy to fool.  They'll believe everything you say.  Especially the Jack of Spades.  You can put anything over on that guy.

The next poster beat Half-Life in 20 minutes.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 12, 2007, 05:38:28 AM
"Half Life In 20 Minutes! For the Busy Gamer! Find it at your local Gaming Store!"

The next poster lives in a library.
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Post by: Tripe on October 12, 2007, 05:39:59 AM
Ook ook eeek oook
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/ce/230px-Librarian_(Discworld).jpg)

The next poster danced the Light Fantastic.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 12, 2007, 06:44:36 AM
It's all fun and games until you sail over the edge of the world in a copper submarine.

The next poster lives in Interesting Times.
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Post by: Tripe on October 12, 2007, 06:51:56 AM
And my favorite meal is big lumps of meat.


Everything the next poster touches turns to glod.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 12, 2007, 07:01:48 AM
Urologist: "So, what seems to be the problem?"
Me: "....."


The next poster has a pet robot.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 12, 2007, 07:52:58 AM
Actually, I just bring my Roomba to bed with me and cuddle with it at night.

The next poster had the original idea for the Discworld, but Terry Pratchett "aquired" the rights in an interesting way...
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Post by: Tripe on October 12, 2007, 08:00:08 AM
In a previous life I was Crazy-Guy-Makes-Up-Stories the native American who first came up with the concept of the world turtle. In the life before this one I was the little old lady who told Bertrand Russell it's "turtles all the way down!"

The next poster can never be buggered at all.
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Post by: Chaos on October 12, 2007, 08:41:11 AM
I made a full body suit out of hedgehogs, just to make sure.

The next poster is double jointed.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 12, 2007, 09:19:25 AM
Call me ladies!  My phone number is 308-867-1984.

The next poster will call that number.
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Post by: Chaos on October 12, 2007, 09:29:54 AM
... using 1-800-COLLECT

The next poster once got a $700 phone bill.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 12, 2007, 02:05:49 PM
Let's just say it pays to have a text message plan.

The next poster is going to dress up as his favorite Ghost Hunter for Halloween.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 12, 2007, 02:30:20 PM
I think Ted Danson did it before me, but yeah I'm dressing up as Whoopie Goldberg this year, sans Swayze.

The next poster has seen Danson on Damaged and things he isn't a whiney bitch.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 13, 2007, 07:06:11 AM
I try to reserve judgment on matters I don't understand.

The next poster is a cool, infuencial Jehovah's Witness.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 16, 2007, 09:50:08 AM
He said Jehovah!  Begin the stoning!

The next poster had impure thoughts about Vicki from the show "Small Wonder".
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Post by: Chaos on October 16, 2007, 03:38:46 PM
Who hasn't?  >:D

The next poster has had impure thoughts about the next door neighbor lady from Small Wonder.
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Post by: Tripe on October 16, 2007, 03:41:53 PM
It was impure because it contained a profane exclamation: "Holy Fuck! That's a motherfucking obscure reference and no mistake, Christ in Jodhpurs!"

The next poster would never blaspheme even if their life depended on it.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 16, 2007, 03:47:23 PM
Fuck no, I wouldn't.  But I would like to fuck that robot girl from Small Wonder.  I mean as she looks today.
[yt=425,350]go2mq3gs_3Y&mode[/yt]
The next poster has a picture of the robot chick from Small Wonder in his wallet.
http://members.surfbest.net/smallwonder@surfbest.net/SWonTV/Tiffany-bio.html (http://members.surfbest.net/smallwonder@surfbest.net/SWonTV/Tiffany-bio.html)
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 16, 2007, 03:51:39 PM
It's the picture I took of her and sent to her parents after I kidnapped her and locked her in my bondage dungeon.

The next person can post me a link to Small Wonder porn.
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Post by: Chaos on October 16, 2007, 08:17:58 PM
I could, but I won't. All for Silas...

The next poster has a cast iron stomach.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 16, 2007, 08:20:36 PM
Got it after bI took a mortar blast to the gut in WW1.

The next poster is all business.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 16, 2007, 09:06:43 PM
Yes, and speaking of which, I don't think this thread is ISO 9000 certified.

The next poster's knowledge of the world of business doesn't come through secondhand references to Dilbert.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 17, 2007, 04:29:38 AM
Actually it comes from third-hand references to Dillbert.  I get it told to me by a friend who's brother learned everything from that comic.

The next poster needs no introduction.
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Post by: Stacey on October 17, 2007, 05:51:58 AM
It's not that I don't *need* an introduction, it's that you never *offer* an introduction. It's always "Hi, I'm Stacey, what's your name? Sorry my jerkface friend here didn't introduce us."

The next poster lives in a house with 6.5 baths.
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Post by: Chaos on October 17, 2007, 07:17:21 AM
And water ALL over the floor, all the time. That half bath is really starting to piss me off. I can't even remember why the hell I put it in there anymore. I KNEW that contractor was screwing me...

The next poster has a very dry sense of humour.
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Post by: Tripe on October 17, 2007, 07:30:39 AM
Indeed

The next poster fears nothing.
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on October 17, 2007, 08:36:25 AM
I guess you're referring to my Kenophobia, my fear of a voids and empty spaces.

The next poster owns the world's scariest rollercoaster.
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Post by: al on October 17, 2007, 08:55:27 AM
Actually, people often confuse scariest with deadliest.  Sure, my rollercoaster will decapitate you, but you won't see it coming.  So it's not really all that scary.

Next Poster:  Was in no way responsible for Wicker Man
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Post by: Stacey on October 17, 2007, 06:07:11 PM
Not at all responsible. In fact, I set him on fire. (I hate wicker.)

The next poster can be heard coming with bells on.
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Post by: Chaos on October 17, 2007, 06:19:57 PM
Hey, who told? What goes on in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom.

The next poster swears like a sailor.
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Post by: DarthSeaBass on October 18, 2007, 06:38:38 AM
Arrrrgh you scurvy rat, shite, arse, feck, drink.

The next poster is a gent and a scholar.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 18, 2007, 12:28:23 PM
And I ain't never had no bad grayds in skool, neither.

The next poster keeps all of his money in a big building where he swims in it, a la Scrooge McDuck.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 18, 2007, 12:31:22 PM
Yeah, but all my money is in stocks. Wish they'd use softer paper on those things.

The next poster can be as creepy as Christipher Lee, Bela Lugosi, and Christina Ricci combined.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 18, 2007, 12:31:29 PM
Actually my uncle owned the building before me.  Diving into a pile of nickels, dimes, and quarters can actually kill you.  He found out the hard way.  Too much Duck Tales can be a dangerous thing.

The next poster enjoys having assholes cut them off in traffic.

Bah!  Posty McPostington time jumped me!   :angry: :angry:
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Post by: ig400 on October 18, 2007, 12:38:32 PM
I was asking for it

The next poster is Mike Nelson and he wants to take me out to Dinner :)
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 18, 2007, 12:45:57 PM
Drat!  You've discovered my secret!  Oh well.  Meet me at my place at 8.

The next poster has a face that launched a thousand ships.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 18, 2007, 12:49:03 PM
Yeah I keep it in a jar of formaldehyde under my bed. 

The next poster is trying to time jump me as I type this.
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Post by: Stacey on October 18, 2007, 12:49:10 PM
They were fleeing.

On the other hand, the next poster does *not* have fleas.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 18, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
Anything smaller than a horse that bites me and so much as tastes my blood explodes from a suger/salt overdose.

The next is a rock and roll clown who doesn't do cocain.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 18, 2007, 02:58:01 PM
So... you're saying that I don't exist?

The next poster is a Russian spammer.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 18, 2007, 03:04:19 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/1623231242_94d4d02c34_o.jpg)

The next poster has a red rocket.
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Post by: Chaos on October 18, 2007, 03:08:59 PM
And I'll fire it on San Diego unless the forum pays me... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! *puts finger to mouth*

The next poster is a sex machine.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 18, 2007, 03:19:49 PM
I appear to be a converted rowing machine, or maybe a situp bench....

The next person had diplomatic immunity.
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Post by: DarthSeaBass on October 18, 2007, 04:31:20 PM
Hi my names arjen rudd and i got shot by danny glover.

The next person is a steely eyed no nonsense assasin.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 18, 2007, 04:33:40 PM
Well, my Diablo II character is, anyway.

The next poster can relate any controversial topic to the TV show Daria.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 18, 2007, 04:35:51 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/111/308459514_f380235bb1_o.jpg)

The next poster knows the truth about what happened to JFK.

(Grr, I been jumped, dangit I'm posting anyway)
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Post by: Chaos on October 18, 2007, 08:11:10 PM
Yeah, it sucks that your country got bombed... but just think, now you don't have to watch Daria!! :D

The next poster will do the timewarp tonight.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 18, 2007, 08:13:17 PM
Well, I'll be doing a timewarp tonight, forever, never, at every point in time indipendently, and in reverse. But you're partially right, i guess.

The next poster never forgets to use a capital I.
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Post by: Chaos on October 18, 2007, 08:16:35 PM
i don't?

The next poster once punched Keanu Reeves in the face.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 18, 2007, 08:17:51 PM
He's like a dinosaur. It took 15 seconds for the sensation to reach his brain.

The next person dots his lowercase "i"s with little Rifftrax bombs.
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Post by: Chaos on October 18, 2007, 08:19:18 PM
You mean you don't? BURN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!

The next poster never forgets.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 18, 2007, 08:20:31 PM
I remember what my mother looks like from the inside. It's nothing to brag about.

The next poster's eyes didn't explode when he read this post.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 18, 2007, 10:29:50 PM
Actually no, they didn't. Imagine tha-  :gouge:

Goddamnit.


The next person holds the dwarf tossing world record.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 18, 2007, 10:41:35 PM
Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is, though.  Some of those little guys have pretty good arms, so they can toss stuff pretty far.

The next poster was surprised to learn what her name means in Japanese.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 19, 2007, 05:23:00 AM
And even more surprised to learn it's a girl's name!  WTF mom?

the next poster could be the most beautiful girl in the world.

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Post by: Tripe on October 19, 2007, 05:30:00 AM
Well once I finish this course of Black Beauties.

The next poster is a huge fan of Emma Watson
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 19, 2007, 05:32:09 AM
You have no idea how much Emma Watson porn there is. Don't even ask.

The next person knows how they get all that big cheese flavor onto little Cheez-Its.
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Post by: Tripe on October 19, 2007, 05:33:52 AM
Witchcraft plain and simple.

The next poster is writing a book about rome that is even more comprehensive than the one Gibbon wrote.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 19, 2007, 05:37:04 AM
A gibbon is a kind of monkey, isn't it? That shouldn't be too hard...

The next person is powered by hydrogen fuel cells that rarely destabilize and cause small nuclear explosions.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 05:38:15 AM
Rarely, yes. It's only happened twice so far. For some reason, I can't keep friends...

The next poster travelled back in time to warn us all of a terrible danger on the horizon.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 19, 2007, 06:24:35 AM
I come to warn you that, on your horizon, there looms a giant collection of fusion reactions held in check only by it's own huge mass.
It's eight light minutes away, but you should still stay wary.

The next poster travelled forward in time to escape the evils of the 14th century.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 06:41:44 AM
And fortunately, I was smart enough to deposit 23 pence in the First Bank of England before I jumped forward, so now I'm a god damn BILLIONAIRE! Suck on that! Ahhahahahahahh!!

The next poster can't drive 55.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 19, 2007, 06:48:43 AM
Not for another 20 some years yet.

The next poster is a walking non sequiter.
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Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 06:57:31 AM
So you're saying that I have no logical connection from one comment to the next? I like eggs. Did you know that the Canadian equivalent of Netflix, Zip, has half the selection at double the price? My feet get sore when I work, because I tap them pretty much non-stop. This forum needs more smileys. Also, the Non Sequitur comic? It's not funny.

The next poster has a licence to kill.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 19, 2007, 07:00:51 AM
I'm a certified exterminator.

The next poster lost the thread.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 07:02:17 AM
The eyes on those needles are so tiny... by the time I realized I wasn't even holding the thread anymore, I had NO idea where it could have fallen. That's what I get for trying to sew while I'm walking down the street.

The next poster can bring any thread to a screeching halt WITHOUT mentioning Hitler or Nazis.
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Post by: Tripe on October 19, 2007, 07:12:27 AM
So who's up for a colaborative Emma Watson erotica writing project?

The next poster is the very model of a modern major general.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 19, 2007, 07:14:24 AM
Of course, according to that musical, that entails being very fruity.

The next poster has a close personal relationship with the Lord.
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Post by: Tripe on October 19, 2007, 07:24:34 AM
The lord of Flocks and forests, Pan's the (Goat)Man.

The next poster is the Lord of the Dance.
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Post by: ig400 on October 19, 2007, 07:37:10 AM
and I work part time as lord of the flies

Next poster knows the real reason as to why George Lucas turned into such a dick hole
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 07:46:31 AM
Speilburg wouldn't "leggo" his Eggo.

The next poster is the Father of Lies.
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Post by: Tripe on October 19, 2007, 07:49:10 AM
People laughed when I called my daughter that, and then the called social services on me when I named her brother Bullshit. :grr:

The next poster's real name is Legion
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Post by: Junkyard on October 19, 2007, 08:02:12 AM
(http://www.konami.jp/th/candy/gamera/images/legion.jpg)
No one could ever love me!

The next poster knows what the hell that picture is of.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 01:44:12 PM
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say... legion?

The next poster knows which side their bread is buttered on.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 19, 2007, 03:30:21 PM
Well, one side is all yellow.  I certainly HOPE that's butter!

The next poster found a new place for Pizza Hut to hide cheese on a pizza.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 03:34:05 PM
All they need to do is succesfully create a hypercube, and then they can transport pizza from an alternate dimension in which crust is made ENTIRELY out of cheese. Also, the pepperoni? There's cheese inside.

The next poster is allergic to oxygen.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 19, 2007, 08:08:35 PM
Yeah, every time I watch that network, I get covered in rashes.  But for some reason, Lifetime has no effect on me.

The next poster once won at poker when one of the cards in his hand was a joker, and another was the card with the "Rules and Guidlines for Draw Poker", and still another was an Uno card.
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Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 08:20:52 PM
I've seen players bluff with a bad hand... but I'm the only person I know who can bluff without even holding any cards. :)

The next poster is responsible for those radio commercials where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on October 19, 2007, 08:26:19 PM
Don't worry, I've already punched myself in the face for that.

Next, the man, the myth, the legend!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 08:51:29 PM
I am the walrus.

The next poster woke up in Las Vegas in a bathtub filled with ice to discover that their kidney had been stolen.
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Post by: Sideswipe on October 19, 2007, 09:01:36 PM
well thats not very nice at all.

The next person worships Sideswipe as their God and King
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 19, 2007, 09:03:26 PM
Well, I used to, but I'm a Sideswipe Atheist now.

The next poster knows why Tavis really left Reel Big Fish.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 19, 2007, 09:32:32 PM
There's always a bigger fish.

The next poster knows what you want, what you really really want.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 19, 2007, 11:21:12 PM
But I WON'T tell you what you want, what you really really want!

The next poster is even better than me at keeping secrets.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 20, 2007, 04:19:58 AM
Who told you that? They're as good as dead. Damn squealers.

The next poster never overreacts.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 20, 2007, 04:27:58 AM
And anyone who says otherwise is going to get their left eye ripped out of their skull before I force them to watch (with the one eye left of course) as I slowly smush it in my hand!!!   :angry:  :gouge:

The next poster has two of everything, for he is the Deadly Duplicator!
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Post by: Chaos on October 20, 2007, 01:05:07 PM
That's right, two somethings for the ladies!

The next poster created the .avi file format.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 20, 2007, 03:23:09 PM
But, ironically, I couldn't play it at first, because I didn't have the right codecs.

The next poster sends well over seven thousand text messages before breakfast.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 20, 2007, 03:24:24 PM
NASA should be calling me any day now, they're helping me calculate my phone bill.

The next poster killed the monster in the closet with his bare hands!
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Post by: Sideswipe on October 20, 2007, 09:02:30 PM
Bare hands made of an advanced Cybertronian alloy that is.

The nex poster always keeps his dentures cleen with efferdent.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 20, 2007, 09:57:51 PM
Actually, Sideswipe, they're your dentures. I keep meaning to give them back.

The next poster tried to open up a can of whoopass, but it had expired.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 20, 2007, 11:57:35 PM
Shopping tip: when buying cans of whoopass, always reach for the cans in the back.  They're usually the freshest.

Spin Magazine called the next poster "A hypnotic thrill-ride", while the New York Times proclaimed him "the feel-good movie of the summer".
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Post by: ig400 on October 22, 2007, 07:57:52 AM
which is odd because i premiered in the winter

the next poster brought gum for the entire class
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 22, 2007, 08:02:43 AM
But I panicked when the teacher asked me about it, shoved it all in my mouth at once and ate it.

The next person invented the internet.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 08:03:19 AM
And belive it or not, it's been put to the EXACT use that I originally intended.

The next poster doesn't have a square to spare.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on October 22, 2007, 08:14:29 AM
let alone 3

Teh mext youser brotherd tou usi spreld shex
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Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 09:00:01 AM
Teh mext youser brotherd tou usi spreld shex

Ok, my magic spell check decoder says that you were trying to say "The next yo user brothe rd tour USO spiraled sh ex," which is just as incomprehensible as the original message itself. :P

The next poster invented Nanaimo Bars.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on October 22, 2007, 09:11:23 AM
oh why won't they sell in the US

the next user just changed their avatar
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 11:55:27 AM
And I just changed it again, too. Don't blink, or you'll miss it.

The next poster has a smile that can melt butter.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on October 22, 2007, 12:02:57 PM
And hearts.

The next poster is on fire.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 12:44:13 PM
I should really put that out or something.

The next poster doesn't need the Kwik-E-Mart.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on October 22, 2007, 12:53:47 PM
When i first arived you were all such Jerks. But now I've come to loooove your quirks.

The next poster respects other road users,
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Post by: ig400 on October 22, 2007, 01:06:12 PM
sure as long as there's only three of them and they're behind me >:D

the next user was on Broadway
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Post by: Pak-Man on October 22, 2007, 01:14:11 PM
And if I could get Park Place, I'd be RICH!

The next poster has the best costume idea for Halloween.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 22, 2007, 02:30:15 PM
I've always wanted to go as the ghost of an aborted fetus, cuz then my costume can be worn downtown by the Planned Parenthood and I will fit right in.

The next poster is easily offended by Nicholas Cage.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on October 22, 2007, 02:38:32 PM
It's like he always has something in his mouth when he's talking the no talent Freeeeek!!!!  :angry:

the next poster is a go-bots fan-boy
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 02:59:34 PM
Hmm, that's strange... Sideswipe should have been the one to post here.

The next poster can go from zero to sixty in five point four seconds.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 22, 2007, 08:39:00 PM
Meaning I can go from having eaten zero Oreos to having eaten sixty Oreos in four seconds.

The next poster came up with a new way to spell ghoti.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 22, 2007, 08:40:28 PM
Goatcheese. Like it? I like it.

The next person's batteries are always charged.
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Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 09:29:44 PM
For 200 years, anyway. Or until the outer shell is breached... then the hydrogen reaction core destabalizes and it's kaput for anything within a 4 mile radius. Why, what kind of batteries do YOU use?

The next poster gave Freddy Krueger the idea for his glove.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 22, 2007, 09:39:06 PM
Yes, from the gentle touch of my grandma's hands.

The next poster knows what boys like.
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Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 09:57:10 PM
And what they like is not exceedingly creepy old men.

The next poster is the inventor of kevlar.
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Post by: DarthSeaBass on October 23, 2007, 02:53:56 AM
Amazing it was and strange seeing as i was trying to mix the perfect martini.

Then next person is the most rabid halo fanboy in existence.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 23, 2007, 05:08:00 AM
What can I say, have you ever seen an Angel with that bright light shining around their face?  It's f'n sexy as hell!

The next poster put the ram in the ramalamadingdong!
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Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 06:18:50 AM
Yeah, baby!

The next poster went from rags to riches in three easy steps.
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Post by: Tripe on October 23, 2007, 06:27:19 AM
Step one : Rags

Step two: TBD

Step three: Profit Riches

The next poster has been working like a dog.
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Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 06:39:09 AM
Yeah, some blind bitch put a rope around my neck and makes me lead her around everywhere. Still, the bennies are good - she needs help in the shower, too.

The next poster is the world's biggest fan of Cinderella.
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Post by: Tripe on October 23, 2007, 06:42:40 AM
Greatest! Hair! Band! Ever!

The next poster is curious blue
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Post by: ig400 on October 23, 2007, 07:26:11 AM
It's more of an aqua actually

the next poster went to Patrick Henry College  (Go ahead look it up we'll wait)
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Post by: Tripe on October 23, 2007, 07:38:15 AM
I went there to point and laugh at the home schooled kids.

The next poster plays by their own rules.

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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 23, 2007, 07:39:19 AM
Calvinball rocks, doesn't it?

The next poster is absuludly fuscinading.

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Post by: daltysmilth on October 23, 2007, 10:26:54 AM
And I'm also disgustipated.

The next poster drove Lindsay Lohan to drink.
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Post by: Tripe on October 23, 2007, 10:29:21 AM
Well that's what she told the cops, she also said the coke was mine.

The next poster is a Theosophist Master
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Post by: ig400 on October 23, 2007, 10:43:22 AM
AKA a master of bullshitting

the next poster is a government appointed monitor for Britney Spears child visitations
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Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 11:03:33 AM
Every day I go to work, I die a little inside.

The next poster invented the drumroll.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 23, 2007, 11:22:08 AM
 :rimshot:

The next poster inspired the name of the band "Huey Lewis And The News".
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Post by: Tripe on October 23, 2007, 11:27:15 AM
"Well that's a big bump there Mrs Lewis" I said, "How far gone are you?"

"Eight months" she replied

"Thought of any names?"

"Hannah if it a girl and Huey if it's a boy"

"Oooh I like those" I cooed admiringly. The rest is history.

The next poster can pluck banality from the jaws of excitement.
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Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 11:55:42 AM
Bueller? Anyone? Bueller?

The next poster unsuccessfully tried to combine "analyst" and "therapist" on their business cards.
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Post by: ig400 on October 23, 2007, 12:05:41 PM
I keep getting calls from George Lucas???

The next poster was responsible for Star Trek: Nemesis 
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Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 03:15:24 PM
Well, I don't know if you would say "responsible." I was hanging around with some friends in Hollywood, and I said "I hope they're not going to make another fucking Star Trek movie." Someone must have overheard me and thought it was a great idea.

The next poster defeated Bruce Lee in a fist fight.
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Post by: Tripe on October 23, 2007, 03:18:43 PM
His wife kept screaming "For Christ's sake how could you he's dying" but you know I didn't let that spoil my sense of victory.

The next poster has fists of fury.
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Post by: Stacey on October 23, 2007, 03:20:06 PM
No, no, no. Fists of curry. ::washes self::

The next poster made his bed and is now lying in it. Quite comfortably.
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Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 03:27:12 PM
The 'net is much more fun under the covers.

The next poster has the will of a warrior.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 23, 2007, 03:39:47 PM
...and they told me I would only have the will of a house wife, ha!

The next poster is "Not from here!!"
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 23, 2007, 03:55:32 PM
No, I'm from...

*takes one step to the left*

...here!

The next poster is willing to demonstrate his commitment to justice.
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Post by: ig400 on October 23, 2007, 05:06:52 PM
I kicked a random homeless person for sleeping on the sidewalk

the next person knows how pop tarts work
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Post by: Stacey on October 23, 2007, 05:14:16 PM
With lots of blow and Red Bull.

The next poster won Iron Chef using grated carrots, bacon bits and a big chunk of tofu.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 23, 2007, 05:36:27 PM
But the real secret was all the fancy cutlery they supplied me with, which I used to terrorize the judges into picking me.

The next person can cause eclipses with a wave of his hand.
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Post by: Tripe on October 23, 2007, 06:17:25 PM
Hey so I'm a little husky, I can work out!

The next poster is the preeminent diagnostician in the country.
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Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 08:01:23 PM
Now I just need to get House to take me off his speed dial.

The next poster trained a monkey to go to the post office for them.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 23, 2007, 08:12:04 PM
Next I have to train him to put stuff in the mail.  It's a painstaking process.

The next poster claims credit for ten of Wilson's fourteen points.
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Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 08:44:49 PM
Plus two assists.

The next poster was the inspiration for Disney's "The Might Ducks."
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Post by: DarthSeaBass on October 24, 2007, 01:22:15 AM
And for contractual reasons i had my name removed from it! :-X

The next person is not going to take it anymore!
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Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 04:08:16 AM
Yeah, my doctor gave me a suppository, but I just can't handle any more doses, so I'm not going to take it anymore. I'm willing to take the risk.

The next poster has a collection of over 1,000 teddy bears in their bedroom.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 24, 2007, 05:19:08 AM
And there are 1,000 little girls in the state all shedding tears and wondering where their little friends went.   >:D

The next poster once successfully bungee jumped without a cord.
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Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 06:17:40 AM
I come with a built-in backup feature so I can always bounce back from serious mistakes.

The next poster is working on a version of Linux that will be universally accepted.
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Post by: Tripe on October 24, 2007, 06:20:58 AM
It's full of bugs and constantly needs patches,. oh and when I roll out a new version files created in older ones may or may not work still. I'm going to make Billions!

The next poster is a credit to their race.
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Post by: ig400 on October 24, 2007, 07:04:09 AM
Three-legged is the only way to go.

The next poster knows all the words to Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas!
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Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 08:49:48 AM
The horror and suffering keeps me awake most nights.

The next poster has 12 fingers.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 24, 2007, 10:56:03 AM
They're marinating in the fridge as we speak!

The next person can plaaaaaay dem blues.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 24, 2007, 12:47:56 PM
I can, but that doesn't mean I will.

The next poster manages a baseball team on which the first baseman's last name just happens to be Hu, the second baseman's name is Watt, and the third baseman's name is Liebowitz.
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Post by: ig400 on October 24, 2007, 01:19:46 PM
and i still don't know why every one's laughing at me?

the next poster refuses to use vowels.
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Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 01:23:03 PM
Ht ths stpd lttrs s mch...

The next poster was gone in 60 seconds.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 24, 2007, 01:26:28 PM
And I've been free ever since!!

The next poster is a swell guy, golly gee.
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Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 01:29:01 PM
Gee mom, how come you gave Wally a hunk of cookie, but I didn't get any?

The next poster enjoys watching Pocoyo even though they don't have any children.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 24, 2007, 02:45:27 PM
You bet I do!  (Why do I keep ending up with the ones I've never heard of?)

The next poster drew a webcomic whose heroine isn't stunningly beautiful and thin with big boobs.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 24, 2007, 02:52:10 PM
To be fair, she is thin.  I draw a good stick figure, I do.

The next poster took all one hundred bottles of beer off the wall and passed them around
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Post by: ig400 on October 24, 2007, 02:55:37 PM
I didn't even get to turnning them around I was so drunk

the next poster was the 5th Little Einstein
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 24, 2007, 08:02:17 PM
But I got demoted to Baby Einstein when I got caught making a pass at the boss's mistress.

The discovered that the real reason the Beatles broke up was because of the sinister plans of Stuart Sutcliffe and Pete Best.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 24, 2007, 08:18:09 PM
MAY YOUR GODS CURSE YOU SUTCLIFFE!!! (Not really, I don't even know who you are.)

The next poster has begun to understand the underlying truth behind the fabric of reality.
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Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 08:19:54 PM
There just isn't enough fabric softener to make it smooth and comfortable.

The next poster is more fanatical about guns than Heston.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 24, 2007, 08:53:10 PM
But I'm far less angry at damn, dirty apes and the makers of soylent green.

The next poster once put a lime in a coconut and drank them both together.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 24, 2007, 08:57:40 PM
Quicklime, actually. Now you may understand why I communicate mostly through posting.

The next poster knows how to make 2 by 1 inch burns on your arm stop ITCHING SO DAMN MUCH!
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 24, 2007, 09:20:18 PM
Scratching is a good basic strategy.

The next person will never find the ark of the covenant because he only has one side of the Eye of Ra burned into his flesh.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 24, 2007, 09:24:56 PM
Well, not strictly true, but even with a mirror, I can't seem to be able to get a good look at the other burn. And I'm not going to let a frikkin' Vici French dude examine it, let me tell you.

The next poster is a born dragon rider.
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Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 09:28:20 PM
Well, I have a spiral burn mark on my hand, anyway. But it's not from my dragon, I just put my hand on the stove top. It looked something like this:
(http://www.listentome.net/raiderstoht.gif)

The next poster lost 2 fingers in a tragic acid accident.
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Post by: Stacey on October 24, 2007, 10:06:02 PM
Yeah, I was tripping on it in a carnival midway at 17. Bad life choice, BAD!

The next poster had a kooky cameo in the Skydivers dance party sequence.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 24, 2007, 10:32:04 PM
I was the sad-looking loner who didn't talk to anyone.

The next poster can make ferrets do his bidding.
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Post by: Stacey on October 24, 2007, 10:36:07 PM
HER bidding. Right now they're fetching me a cup of chicken noodle soup.

The next poster has a perfume named for them.

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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 24, 2007, 11:01:42 PM
I'm proud to declare that my product was extensively tested on the cutest animals we could find and it still causes acid burns and radiation poisoning.

The next person is prepared. For anything.
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Post by: Chaos on October 25, 2007, 04:40:41 AM
Except for Y2K. Man, that really caught me off-guard.

The next poster is a sexual tyrannosaurus.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 25, 2007, 04:43:17 AM
With a big head and little arms.

You heard me!

The next poster has memorized every single script of the original Battlestar Gallactica and can perform any episode single handed on command...or "by your command" if you will
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Post by: Chaos on October 25, 2007, 04:45:23 AM
I can, but I won't. Unless the price is right.

The next poster is a figment of Wes Craven's imagination.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 25, 2007, 06:04:51 AM
His next crappy movie will be about a Deli clerk who getss a burn on his arm and has to write a paper.

The next poster's life at the moment cannot be summed up in a sentince.
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Post by: Chaos on October 25, 2007, 06:51:15 AM
I don't need a whole sentence. "Boring."

The next poster needs to get out more.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 25, 2007, 07:10:46 AM
What? Are you kidding? I've walked to and from my car through some of the most gorgeous parking lots around!

The next poster can look directly at the sun without being blinded.
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Post by: Chaos on October 25, 2007, 11:38:05 AM
It's easy, just put on your solid lead sunglasses, and boom - no burnt eyeballs.

The next poster can see in the dark as well as a cat.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 25, 2007, 11:40:39 AM
I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox!

The next poster can cause New York to explode with his powers.
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Post by: Chaos on October 25, 2007, 11:45:21 AM
Fortunately, the writers pulled an Odo on me, so I can't remember how my powers work.

The next poster understood what the hell I'm talking about without having to look it up.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 25, 2007, 12:27:19 PM
...and I don't even like DS9.

The next poster will buy me a burrito someday.
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Post by: Tripe on October 25, 2007, 03:57:38 PM
Anything to stop you from alternately holding your breath and screaming "you ain't my real dad!!!" when I'm trying to shtup your mother.

The next poster had many "uncles" growing up.
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Post by: Chaos on October 25, 2007, 04:18:26 PM
I don't know why you're using quotes around uncles. My mother had 9 brothers, and my father had 6. That's a lot of damn uncles!

The next poster can read minds.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 25, 2007, 05:14:02 PM
But I don't do it often because then I always get some stupid song stuck in my head too.

The next poster is more liked than Jimmy Stewart.
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Post by: Chaos on October 25, 2007, 05:23:47 PM
Not that Jimmy Stewart, the one who killed two people.

The next poster can hold their breath for 7 minutes.
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Post by: Tripe on October 25, 2007, 05:27:13 PM
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Huh? What? I think I passed out for a minute, I have an indentation the size of the F4 key in my forehead.

The next poster is an instrument of peace.
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Post by: Chaos on October 25, 2007, 06:04:20 PM
No, that's instrument of peas. I do their bidding unquestioningly.

The next poster spends more time in Second Life than they do in regular life.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 25, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
And its about to get worse now that my second life persona has discovered third life.

The next poster boxed a kangaroo and won.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 25, 2007, 07:06:37 PM
Yeah, I won the right to have sex with its mate.

The next poster loves beastiality jokes.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 25, 2007, 07:24:43 PM
Even better are poems about beastiality.  Specifically pyronecrobestiality.  (A reference so obscure I have little doubt that I'm the only one on the board who has any clue what I'm talking about.)

The next poster knows why the only women who will talk to me are either a.) not interested in dating me, b.) are interested but live several hundred miles away, c.) are interested in me but have secrets in their past so sordid that Joe Esterhaz would reject them as being too risquee, d.) have sordid secrets but are not interested in me.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 25, 2007, 08:08:17 PM
Secrets that I will take with me to the grave.

The next poster knows just what Pyronecrobestiality is all about, and is making great strides in the fight to stamp it out completely.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 25, 2007, 08:18:13 PM
I have no idea what it is, but I'm still trying to stamp it out.

The next poster is turning Japanese, he's turning Japanese, he really thinks so.
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Post by: ig400 on October 25, 2007, 08:29:27 PM
I keep getting confused with turning Japanese  and Kung-fu-fighting de de de de de de de de deeee

The next person has a dangerous addiction to ketracell white
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Post by: Chaos on October 25, 2007, 09:43:09 PM
It goes great with Captain Crunch (but, then again, what doesn't?).

The next poster is not a real person, they are a corporate logo.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 25, 2007, 10:45:37 PM
I work for the Viking Range appliance company.
(http://www.vikingrange.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m1200021_large_Viking-Corporate-Logo.jpg)

The next person is a level 20 sorcerer. (I just saw the Dragonlance thread...)
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Post by: Tripe on October 26, 2007, 05:32:49 AM
Yep I'm from the Kingdom of Krull and I patrol the Circumfence

The next poster gets the joke about Fresnel's Wonderful Concentrator Spell.

Even better are poems about beastiality.  Specifically pyronecrobestiality.  (A reference so obscure I have little doubt that I'm the only one on the board who has any clue what I'm talking about.)

You like to shag well cooked steaks?
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 26, 2007, 07:07:21 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... haha... ahhhhhhhhhhhh!  Get's me every time.

The next poster is more of an Easter/Christmas kind of Jew.
Even better are poems about beastiality.  Specifically pyronecrobestiality.  (A reference so obscure I have little doubt that I'm the only one on the board who has any clue what I'm talking about.)

You like to shag well cooked steaks?

Actually it comes from a poem I heard called Pyronecrobeastiality.  For the sake of the childrens, I'll put this next part under the spoiler button.  Read at your own risk. 
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: mike5150 on October 27, 2007, 12:00:07 AM
which means I go to catholic chrurch twice a year, just like every catholic person I know  (I do feel guilty about it though)  this next person.....really needing no introduction.....knows how long it would take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle! LETS GIVE IT UP FOR...................................
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Post by: Chaos on October 27, 2007, 09:01:22 AM
Peg-Legged Monkey Dill Pickle Seed Kicking Estimation Man!!
(http://www.castleforrester.com/media/images/crow-turkey-volume-guessing-man.jpg)

The next poster has an even more inane super power than I do.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 27, 2007, 10:46:06 AM
[yt=425,350]wI1UVDOuMqE[/yt]

Yeah. Take that, you jerk.

The next person can leap into books and have all kinds of queer adventures inside.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 27, 2007, 12:14:58 PM
I appreciate the setup, I really do, but I'm just not going to respond to it.

The next poster has managed to trick a couple dozen women into wearing french maid outfits out in public.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on October 27, 2007, 01:54:27 PM
It wasn't that hard, as it turned out that they were all actual French maids.

The next poster can do something special with his mouth, or so his girlfriend claims.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 27, 2007, 01:57:51 PM
Yell at her really loud.

The next person can put his hair into any shape without any styling products.
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Post by: Chaos on October 27, 2007, 02:01:08 PM
... so long as "any shape" is defined as "tied back" or "left down."

The next poster can hack into any computer system.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 27, 2007, 02:05:12 PM
As proof, this is actually Junkyard posting this!

The next poster is also Junkyard.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 27, 2007, 02:35:50 PM
Hey!  I loves to post!  Whether I get credit for it or not.

The next poster doesn't like beer.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 27, 2007, 02:51:12 PM
How do you say... it tastes like "swill" to us?

The next poster is Whisper, the evil Duke's favourite spy.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 27, 2007, 10:29:02 PM
No, actually I'm his favorite rainbow-colored pony.

The next poster frequently prank-calls Richard Dawkins.
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Post by: Tripe on October 28, 2007, 05:31:35 AM
I keep saying "How can there be no god when you're married to Lalla Ward? Explain that one buddy!" He never has an answer

The next poster won't just stand there, they'll do something.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 28, 2007, 06:33:28 AM
Yes, it's time to take ACTION. Boys must prove themselves MEN. We've gotta take the INITIATIVE. I'm gonna go make myself a delicious SANDWICH.

The next poster got tough, forcing others to get going.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 28, 2007, 07:13:43 AM
I inspired them to get up and leave the room to escape my self-righteous ranting.

The next person is never confused.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 28, 2007, 07:22:45 AM
Huh? What?

The next poster is dating the entire female cast of Circ de Solie.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 28, 2007, 07:45:36 AM
Yep, the female cast, so that's the whole cast then!  Everybody.  You see cuz they are artistic and stuff which means they are weak and feminine........oh leave me alone!  You never get my jokes.

The next poster has an inoperable brain tumor.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on October 28, 2007, 08:28:12 AM
Well, the doctors called it my Frontal Lobe, but even by their description, it seems to be the root of most of my problems.

The next poster is to sexy for his comeback.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 28, 2007, 10:46:05 AM
Hey, didn't you here me? I said I'm sexy! Hey, wait, come back! Darn... they left.

The next poster is so sexy it hurts.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 28, 2007, 10:52:13 AM
*This post about penis girth has been removed by the moderators*

The next poster calls his girlfriend on a rotary phone.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on October 28, 2007, 12:12:29 PM
What can I say? I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.

The next poster invented "chicklets" gum.
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Post by: mike5150 on October 28, 2007, 01:18:01 PM
they just took my idea for the name they said nobody would want baby chicken flavored gum :angry:    this next poster knows the secret to passing sobriety road tests
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 28, 2007, 02:31:24 PM
Get the cops drunk.

The next poster will take my place in my family's Bible study so I can take a nap.  (Please?)
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Post by: Chaos on October 28, 2007, 03:23:00 PM
Yeah, right. You're on your own, pal.

The next poster would agree to anything.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 28, 2007, 03:51:35 PM
Except I will never agree to wear a rubber dailtysmilth suit and attend his parents' Bible study.

The next poster follows Jesus religiously.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 28, 2007, 03:53:51 PM
He's coming to Denver next week, should be a kick ass show man!

The next poster dares to leave home without American Express.
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Post by: Tripe on October 28, 2007, 04:59:33 PM
And miss out on all the membership benefits:

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No bleeding fear!

The next poster loves of sketch comedy shows.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 28, 2007, 05:53:22 PM
Yeah, I love watching footage of pencil tests of Looney Tunes shorts.  Great stuff.

The next poster put real apples in his mock apple pie!
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Post by: Chaos on October 28, 2007, 06:59:50 PM
I had no choice! I was on Iron Chef: America, and that was the secret ingredient. Unfortunately, my episode will never see the light of day, because the first thing I did when they started the competition was to punch Bobby Flay in his stupid mush. :P

The next poster has written up detailed plans on how to hunt and kill the most dangerous game of all: man.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 28, 2007, 07:03:37 PM
Nah, men are easy, no planning necessary.  The most dangerous game of all is a mime.  They're so damn quiet they'll sneak right up behind you if you let them.  You need to lead them through a complex maze of windy corridors and capture them in an invisible box.  I tell you there's nothing more satisfying than the sound of a mime screaming.

The next poster was the real bomb in Phantoms, yo.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 28, 2007, 07:27:50 PM
Sinse I have no idea what that means, I figure there's a CHANCE that is true.

The next poster sees the beauty in everybody.
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Post by: Chaos on October 28, 2007, 07:49:42 PM
Well, in beautiful people, anyway.

The next poster is even more shallow than Hal.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 28, 2007, 07:58:53 PM
Yeah, I killed Dave and Frank before we even got out of Moon orbit. It's all about the mission for me.

The next poster can see Carmen Electra's inner beauty.
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Post by: Chaos on October 28, 2007, 08:10:29 PM
No, that's "under beauty." As in, the beauty under her clothes. I refuse to watch her new non-naked stuff... her old videos are perfectly fine for me. :P

The next poster loves corndogs.
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Post by: Stacey on October 28, 2007, 11:12:32 PM
So much so, that I buy them by the pallet directly from the manufacturer and store them in their own freezers. (So what if it's now just a 1-car garage instead of 2? Sue me.)

The next poster *barely* beat Capn' Crunch in a slap fight.
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Post by: mike5150 on October 29, 2007, 04:45:52 AM
are you kiddin I killed him,  that makes me  ....wait for it..........a cereal killer :rimshot:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            the next poster knows what willis was talkin bout
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Post by: DarthSeaBass on October 29, 2007, 05:43:26 AM
And i wish i didn't.  :scared:

The next person told britney spears shaving her head would be a good move!
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Post by: ig400 on October 29, 2007, 07:04:25 AM
That bitch is dumber than a sack full of door knobs

the next poster was in a deleted scene of The Breakfast Club
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 29, 2007, 07:40:57 AM
It was a scene where Dumbledore was introduced, and he and the janitor have a wild sex orgy in the gym.  The director felt it was integral to the plot.  I played Dumbledore's fluffer.

The next poster knows who the next gay Harry Potter character will be.
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Post by: Chaos on October 29, 2007, 07:50:38 AM
Buckbeak. Think about it.

The next poster loves cats.
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Post by: ig400 on October 29, 2007, 07:54:33 AM
As a matter of fact I do have 2 cats and one of them has a bad cold. Any one know what I should do?

the next poster knows how not to be seen
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Post by: Junkyard on October 29, 2007, 10:18:18 AM
I lost the use of my legs, so standing up is not an option.

The next poster understands every Monty Python reference he's ever heard, yet is still considered cool.
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Post by: ig400 on October 29, 2007, 10:38:44 AM
as surely as my name is Johan Gamblepudding....

the next poster can tell me what comes after Gamblepudding....
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Post by: Junkyard on October 29, 2007, 10:42:00 AM
Seriously, I totally can:
...de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-orowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
(I love the internet.)

The next poster is a lover of fine cheeses.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 29, 2007, 11:43:51 AM
But unlike a certain unnamed forum member who recently flipped out, I'm not going to try to drive the "Cheese Shop Sketch" references into the ground.

The next poster almost evaded capture by Lemming of the British Dental Association.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 29, 2007, 11:45:46 AM
Yes, and then I went on to try and stop this thread from turning into the Monty Python References Thread.

The next poster is a cyborg from another dimension.
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Post by: ig400 on October 29, 2007, 11:58:28 AM
will i be in trouble If I say I'm a cyborg/blumonge?

The next poster will post something completely diffrent
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Post by: Junkyard on October 29, 2007, 12:02:21 PM
(I KNEW IT WOULD RESULT IN A BLUMONGE REFERENCE!)

Anyway,
PPPPBBBBBBBTTTTHHHHH!!!

The next poster is Dwayne Johnson's body double.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 29, 2007, 12:26:13 PM
I'm shaped like a rock and about as dense.

The next person honestly likes Resident Evil and is not ashamed.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 29, 2007, 12:29:18 PM
No I don't!  You take that back!  That's one of the worst pieces of shit ever produced!  :gouge:

The next poster likes washing his mouth out with soap.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 29, 2007, 12:30:43 PM
Lifebouy has a bit of a piquant aftertaste...

The next person can wrassle his way out of any trouble.
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Post by: ig400 on October 29, 2007, 12:36:37 PM
as long as there's a folding chair within reach

The next poster knows the difference between a zombie and a vampire
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Post by: Tyrant on October 29, 2007, 12:51:51 PM
 I also finally learned the difference between a zombie, a vampire, and a regular human through years of expirementation. One bleeds very little, one erupts into a fine dust, and the latter bleeds a lot. Hopefully no one will ever discover the mass grave in my backyard.

 The next poster could write a score that would make John Williams weep with joy.
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Post by: RoninFox on October 29, 2007, 02:08:53 PM
If he's a Red Sox fan, this weekend's score already did it.  :rimshot:

The next poster can spot a replicant without hooking them up to the Voigt-Kampff device.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 29, 2007, 02:18:42 PM
They talk in their sleep. [/connery]

The next person survived being chest-bursted by an Alien.
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Post by: ig400 on October 29, 2007, 02:24:45 PM
it's like having a navel enlargement

The next poster attempted to take 4 nightquil and see if they could finish masterbating before they passed out
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 29, 2007, 02:48:26 PM
tHe MaStEr DoEsN't ApPrEcIaTe BeInG bAiTeD.

The next poster can explain what the hell a tone poem is.
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Post by: mike5150 on October 31, 2007, 01:58:43 PM
if I did that, everyone would know thus taking away the one thing that makes me special                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  the next poster makes references so obscure it makes dennis miller look like andrew dice clay
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Post by: Stacey on October 31, 2007, 02:15:25 PM
And you're no Len Hurschman, yourself. Whackadoo.

The next poster knows how to turn back time.
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Post by: ig400 on October 31, 2007, 02:19:38 PM
And you're no Len Hurschman, yourself. Whackadoo.

The next poster knows how to turn back time.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 31, 2007, 02:29:05 PM
It's called a bong.

The next poster watched the first Evil Dead and did not laugh once.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 31, 2007, 03:56:34 PM
Oh it's a comedy?...I thought it was a documentary.

The next poster is frightened about all these new movie riffing projects.
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Post by: shaffejd on October 31, 2007, 04:08:14 PM
soon there will be nothing left to do but riff on the riffs

the next poster is going to have my child
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Post by: ig400 on October 31, 2007, 04:12:18 PM
so yanni577 then or can we give him a weird name

the next poster will know the next character to be named gay by JKR
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Post by: Junkyard on October 31, 2007, 04:35:32 PM
Dobby, the house elf. Doesn't have any genitals, though, so what does it mater?

The next poster is a living search engine.
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Post by: Chaos on October 31, 2007, 04:41:25 PM
According to me records, you've accused me of that 3.7 times in the last 43 days.

The next poster can stop on a dime.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 31, 2007, 04:45:02 PM
Quarters and nickels, though, are a little too slick.

The next poster invented a smilie that saved a child's life.
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Post by: ig400 on November 01, 2007, 07:49:05 AM
unfortunatly it's been known to cause cancer in 3 out of the 5 children it saved.

the next poster dose not find cancer jokes funny... aids on the other hand....
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 01, 2007, 07:51:42 AM
...is not too funny either.

The next poster married my father's mother in a Nevada brothel.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 01, 2007, 05:28:42 PM
And actually, due to a mishap involving a time machine, Amy's grandmother was actually only born in 1984. 

The next poster is a minimalist.
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Post by: ig400 on November 01, 2007, 05:34:56 PM
yes

the next poster can tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street
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Post by: Stacey on November 01, 2007, 06:34:20 PM
It's just past the Electric Companeeeeeee.

The next poster can talk to the animals. Really talk to the animals.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 01, 2007, 06:35:45 PM
What I want to know is why we are such animals to animals.

The next poster is a born dragon rider.
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Post by: Tripe on November 01, 2007, 06:37:57 PM
Oh so that's what this thing on my hand is! I thought it was a wart.

The next poster lets their freak flag fly.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 01, 2007, 06:48:31 PM
And of course, it's the flag of Belgium.  That's right, I implied that Belgians are freaks! 

The next poster can turn pancake batter into a destructive weapon!
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Post by: ig400 on November 01, 2007, 08:36:13 PM
Waffles are destructive. right?

the next poster won a staring contest with Michael Emmerson
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Post by: Chaos on November 01, 2007, 09:08:05 PM
while he was asleep.

The next poster had an article published in Wired.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 02, 2007, 12:09:34 AM
actually, my name was on the cover. but then my girlfriend peeled it off :(..................................this next punk could make clint eastwoods day
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Post by: Stacey on November 02, 2007, 04:32:42 AM
And night!  :rimshot:

The next poster loves nothing better than a nuked Pop Tart for breakfast.
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Post by: Chaos on November 02, 2007, 05:31:09 AM
The radioactive filling gives you the energy you need to keep going all day.

The next poster remembers the good old days, when science didn't have to have a specific purpose.
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Post by: RoninFox on November 02, 2007, 05:32:49 AM
Which ironically, after they were done with the secret eggos, is exactly how we got the first nuked Pop Tart.

The next poster speaks 50 languages.
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Post by: Gamera on November 02, 2007, 05:39:22 AM
All of them English.

The next poster is kind to midgets.
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Post by: Chaos on November 02, 2007, 05:44:30 AM
If by "kind" you mean "points and laughs whenever I see them," then yes, I am.

The next poster started a campaign AGAINST the new smiley.  :highfive:
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Post by: RoninFox on November 02, 2007, 05:46:21 AM
 :duel: :highfive: :angry: :gouge:

"stab the highfive to death or I'll get so angry I'll gouge all your eyes out" didn't get anywhere though.

The next poster knows where love is.
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Post by: Stacey on November 02, 2007, 05:50:23 AM
Yes, Howard Johnson's off the 15 on Friday nights with my 'boyfriend'.

The next poster has the whole world in his hands. The whole world.
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Post by: Tripe on November 02, 2007, 05:58:18 AM
Well I am the Buddha  (http://www.cis.rit.edu/fairchild/monkey.html) afterall

The next poster was born from an egg on a mountain top.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 02, 2007, 08:48:00 AM
CRACCKKK
Goo goo? Gaahh!
step step step
trip!
rollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollroll
OOF! Rock! BUMP!
rollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollroll....

The next poster doesn't think the idea of a baby rolling down a mountain is funny.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 02, 2007, 10:43:26 AM
But a mountain rolling down onto a baby is.

The next poster believes that, "Heaven is a place on Earth, ooooooh heaven is a place on Earth!"
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Post by: Chaos on November 02, 2007, 12:40:36 PM
Look, stop pushing your religious agendas on us, okay? ;)

The next poster met Tray and Matt in person, and kicked them in the shins.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 02, 2007, 03:04:22 PM
Well, to be fair, it was National Kick Everyone In The Shins Day.

The next poster has decided to try going a week without false modesty.
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Post by: RoninFox on November 02, 2007, 03:20:00 PM
Some say I was truly masterful in kicking that habit.  I wouldn't go THAT far though.

The next poster was the one who created "The Phantom Edit"
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Post by: Chaos on November 02, 2007, 06:54:22 PM
And it was still only BARELY better than the original version, which made it slightly worse than the dodging Han New Hope edit.

The next poster is not a nerd, a dork, a geek, OR a spaz.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 02, 2007, 07:09:17 PM
Nope, just a plain old garden variety slacker.

The next poster has more ladies than he knows what to do with.
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Post by: Chaos on November 02, 2007, 08:24:39 PM
I really need to catalogue all this porn, or something. It's very untidy.

The next poster has a giant CD tower filled with Hillary Duff music.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on November 02, 2007, 08:37:58 PM
Yes, I'm hooking the tower up to explosives right now.

The next poster cannot tell a lie.
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Post by: RoninFox on November 02, 2007, 08:48:10 PM
Except for this one, I'm lying like mad right now.

The next poster's head almost exploded trying to logically think that through, raising suspicion that he/she/it is actually a robot.
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Post by: Chaos on November 03, 2007, 06:46:52 AM
DOES. NOT. COMPUTE. Uh, I mean... what?

The next poster is crying on the inside.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on November 03, 2007, 03:33:14 PM
 :'(

All I can say of the next poster is that of all the souls I have met in my travels, his was the most... human.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 03, 2007, 03:54:10 PM
Just when I had finished my training in the Kolinar, you go and say a thing like that!

The next poster has mastered the use of the active smiley as a form of witty repartee.
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Post by: Stacey on November 03, 2007, 05:53:31 PM
 :gouge: :scared: :highfive:

The next poster never leaves the house without a large assortment of random lucky bingo talismans attached to his body.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 03, 2007, 08:23:12 PM
now thats just not true,.....(let me adjust my troll here), uh-oh.............BINGO!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The next poster can tell me why cant this be love?
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Post by: Tripe on November 04, 2007, 06:05:00 AM
Well it can be, but you and you sister are going to have triple headed children if you go down that path so think on.

The next poster is a virtuoso kazoo player.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 04, 2007, 08:23:56 AM
That's right ladies.  I'm like a human vibrator............giggety....

The next poster mastered the art of the pogo stick.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 04, 2007, 03:43:40 PM
It's much less of a cliche to paint with a pogo stick than with a paintbrush.

The next poster once threw a kettle over a pub.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on November 04, 2007, 04:42:04 PM
And that was the real Quiz.

The next poster has no trouble filling out their mother's maiden name on forms.
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Post by: Chaos on November 05, 2007, 04:38:43 AM
I don't understand why people keep assuming it would be difficult for me to write "Hitler" down on a piece of paper. It's not difficult... jeez.

The next poster evaded the FBI on multiple suspicions of homicide and racketeering for years, but was eventually caught on tax evasion charges.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on November 05, 2007, 05:19:39 AM
And in a surprise twist the FBI brought in a sledgehammer-wielding Geraldo Rivera to help take me down.

The next poster loves the high-five smiley so much that it's now part of his sig line.
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Post by: Tripe on November 05, 2007, 05:25:16 AM
Yes it is but size limits mean it's buried beneath my voice and my goddesses.

The next poster is an army of one.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on November 05, 2007, 07:11:41 AM
So when people say "You and what army?" I respond with, "You're lookin' at it." Then I usually shoot them in the face, or something.

The next poster has such a great internet connection, they can download 20GB in under 10 minutes.
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Post by: Cibernético II on November 05, 2007, 07:46:15 AM
You bet I can! Woo! It's awesome. But my friends keep telling me that pictures of 20 German babes in 10 minutes isn't very fast. Screw them, they're just jealous.

The next poster likes to dance. I mean really likes to dance.
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Post by: ig400 on November 05, 2007, 06:55:52 PM
on the grave of the mother on Jugging Amy

The next poster begins each day with a friendly voice a companion unobtrusive.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 05, 2007, 10:13:47 PM
I have the alarm on my phone set to James Earl Jones' voice telling me to wake up.

The next poster knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on November 06, 2007, 03:46:17 AM
Currently relaxing in the tub in my en suite. She difficult to find but let me tell you, the search is worth it >:D

The next poster won first prize in a modeling competition.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on November 06, 2007, 08:16:22 AM
The Klingon bird of pray never looked so nice

the next poster steals red staplers
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Chaos on November 06, 2007, 02:39:42 PM
I told them I'd set the building on fire. And then I watched the squirrels, and they were merry.

The next poster owns 237 cats.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on November 06, 2007, 05:33:42 PM
I told them I'd set the building on fire. And then I watched the squirrels, and they were merry.

The next poster owns 237 cats.

squirrels, and they were married

Minus 235, true.

the next poster invented the Mac startup chord
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 06, 2007, 05:55:48 PM
I figured "Hey, it works on lawnmowers and weed wackers, right?".

The next person has, after careful consideration, decided not to endorse Jurassic Park.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 06, 2007, 06:16:23 PM
While I believe a Tyrannusaurus Rex and a cabinet of dinosaurs coudn't run the country any farther into debt, dinosaurs seem to thirst for blood even more than republicans.

The next poster once received a hug from a Republican Senator in a men's room.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on November 06, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
I did, he was conforting me cuz my grandma drowned in a democrat senators car.........I still have a hard time talking politics to this day :speechless:    the next poster will teach me how to make my post look like everyone elses   (really with the two lines......help :-[)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on November 06, 2007, 08:04:53 PM
..... you type a line of words and hit return twice

and then write your second line.....K?

the next poster would rather blank than live in a country where Hilary Clinton is president
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 06, 2007, 08:48:43 PM
murder Hillary Clinton

The next person has a sealed file. If Hillary is elected, he will break open that file, for inside are maps, bank account numbers, plans, phone numbers and other things required to flee the country with great speed.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 07, 2007, 01:42:02 PM
I will give them to my loved ones.  It's up to me to stop Hillary myself.

The next poster once had a hero sandwich that actually did something heroic.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 07, 2007, 01:45:12 PM
It used to be a real standup kind of sandwich, but then it got a new black costume and combed it's hair over it's eye...

Come to think of it, I could have send a sandwich back if it had hair on it.

The next person can bench, like, 250.
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Post by: RoninFox on November 07, 2007, 01:54:25 PM
And they'll stay on that bench until they learn to hustle on the field, dammit!

The next poster always knows where his towel is.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 07, 2007, 02:26:19 PM
Well, I'm such a hoopy frood, it's not surprising.

The next poster can find the humor in Funky Winkerbein.
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Post by: RoninFox on November 07, 2007, 02:29:52 PM
It's hard work though.  I need a deep sea diving suit and three stout men to work the bellows.

The next poster is so rich he plays Monopoly with real money!
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Post by: ig400 on November 07, 2007, 08:02:00 PM
I use pesos

the next poster makes there own toilet paper
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 07, 2007, 08:33:11 PM
Yes, I do get the HammecherSlemmecher catalog.

The next person was present at the first atomic bomb blast.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 07, 2007, 10:55:16 PM
Alamogordo, NM used to be a real happening place until Atom came to town....

The next poster will erase my last joke from this forum after I die.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 07, 2007, 11:01:59 PM
I'll have it engraved on your tombstone..... but it will be removed from the forum.

The next person was a roadie for  ZZ Top.
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Post by: ig400 on November 08, 2007, 08:34:37 AM
It took me 5 years before realized they were actually a group of hesidic Jew Rabbi's

The next poster is under the command of Hypnotoad
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 08, 2007, 12:08:57 PM
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!

The next poster is under the control of the brain slugs.
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Post by: ig400 on November 08, 2007, 01:05:33 PM
All garlic shampoo must be disposed of

The next poster forgot what games for the board thread they were on
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Post by: RoninFox on November 08, 2007, 03:00:14 PM
Is it just me or does Fox news...

er...the next poster is Emperor of the Moon.
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Post by: Hebs on November 08, 2007, 03:07:13 PM
was Emperor of the Moon.  Then Radar Men had to go and blow it up.

The next poster will always be my best friend.
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on November 08, 2007, 07:41:18 PM
Even in death...MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The next poster was a sword swallower.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 08, 2007, 07:44:59 PM
Swallowing is only half of the process, and it's the easy part...

The next person can out-gay Xerxes.
(http://www.gregfelton.com/movies/2007_04_12_Xerxes.gif)
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Post by: YoohooRiffer on November 08, 2007, 08:04:10 PM
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Big_Gay_Al_figure.jpg)

The next poster can play a mean fiddle.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 08, 2007, 09:25:03 PM
Actually, I just do the "world's smallest violin" bit a lot.

The next poster is a master flirt.
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Post by: Taufiq2u on November 08, 2007, 11:21:41 PM
I flirted with 12 girls today.

The next poster touched MC Hammer.
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Post by: ig400 on November 09, 2007, 07:32:08 AM
He looked at me and said STOP... hammer time

the next poster has a squeeze box they wear on there chest
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:41:00 AM
Yeah in my house, Momma doesn't sleep at night.

The next poster doesn't allow anything to stop them from being happy.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 09, 2007, 07:22:18 PM
*Sniffle sniffle*

How can you SAY that? 

*Bursts into tears*



The next poster has difficulty keeping things in perspective.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:24:44 PM
After that stroke paralyzed the muscles in the upper part of my face, I'd say that's a pretty insensitive thing to point out.

The next poster is an extra who's preformance outshined the film's stars.
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Post by: Cibernético II on November 10, 2007, 08:01:36 AM
Hah! Those pampered Hollywood big shots couldn't properly shine a basic wingtip on the best day of their life. Why  Dustin Hoffman once asked my why I was polishing another extra's engineer boots instead of miming a conversation and I said: "What's wrong with boot blacking? I like it very much!"

The next poster makes the best kimchee pizza in town.
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Post by: ig400 on November 10, 2007, 02:59:52 PM
After that stroke paralyzed the muscles in the upper part of my face, I'd say that's a pretty insensitive thing to point out.

The next poster is an extra who's preformance outshined the film's stars.

^ I so wanted to get this one so I could simply say Hi I'm Jeffery Combs nice to meet you

If Kimchee pizza has BBQ sauce and chicken and it comes frozen in a box with the words California Pizza Kitchen on the box, then yes I do make an awsome kimchee pizza

The next poster puts capers on every thing
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Post by: mike5150 on November 10, 2007, 07:47:36 PM
we here at the 5150 household  have decided that those are some sort of little fish and not (as I said) friendly ghosts...and that being the case, I do put them on a lot of things

next poster....well lets just say he/she put the x in sex
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Post by: Junkyard on November 10, 2007, 07:56:00 PM
X as in unknown. I'm the first of a new 3rd gender.

The next poster is contracted to do all the voices for season 4 of Robot Chicken.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 10, 2007, 08:12:29 PM
I don't have anything humorous to say here, because that would totally rock!

The next poster puts extraneous "u's" in words, despite not being British.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 10, 2007, 08:40:11 PM
I find that it makes the english laguage more colourful and wunderful, plus I just cant spell all that well

the next guy got turned down by best buys geek squad for being "to much of a geek"
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Post by: Junkyard on November 10, 2007, 08:43:08 PM
Coming in dressed as Episode 1 Amidala for the interview was probably a bad move.

The next poster speaks Anglo Saxon.
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Post by: ig400 on November 12, 2007, 08:17:10 AM
A little something I penned for some CGI movie that's coming out
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/IG400/Beowulffirstpage.jpg)

the next poster brought matches for Mikey.
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Post by: Cibernético II on November 12, 2007, 08:54:18 AM
Well, he did come to bat for me about not stealing that bike.

The next poster is starting to become suspect to the legitimacy of the ICWICWA Texarkana Television Title.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AM
I have a lot of free time.

The next poster thought of something Steve Allen hasn't.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 12, 2007, 04:24:15 PM
The crotch-mounted missile launcher.  It's so simple, yet he never thought of it.

The next poster once took part in one of Steve Allen's "Man On The Street" routines.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 13, 2007, 07:07:20 PM
thats right, we used to kill things with a stick .... if we didnt kill anything we'd eat the stick   ......do  I have the right bit here? ;D

the next posters banker told him he'd make millions if he put all of his money in cds....so he figured he'd make billions if he put all his money into dvds.......(true story)
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Post by: Tripe on November 13, 2007, 07:09:17 PM
You know investing in that porn studio just as the DVD technology became commercially viable really paid off.

The next poster is a dedicated follower of Fashion
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Post by: mike5150 on November 13, 2007, 08:27:32 PM
I do....and if you have a problem with my flare bottoms, your gonna get a size 11 platform shoe right up your rear :angry:

the next poster is such an  Al Gore fan that he will shovel his car out to meet al's private jet at the airport...........and buy carbon credits on the way.....along with a nice cheeselog :highfive:
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 13, 2007, 10:09:42 PM
I always wear my Manbearpig shirt just to show my support.

The next person wants to be your love grenade.
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Post by: Taufiq2u on November 14, 2007, 12:55:32 AM
I thrown that grenade to a beautiful cheerleader. We've made out ever since.

The next poster conquered the 5th dimension known as The Twilight Zone, and Harold Bemis no longer needs his broken glasses to read.
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Post by: ig400 on November 14, 2007, 07:40:38 AM
It turns out he was just reading cook books on how to serve man.

the next poster broke the warp 10 barrier.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 14, 2007, 04:25:25 PM
Then I got busted for breaking the Warp Speed Limit law that makes absolutely no sense and the writer's willfully forgot about.

The next poster plays backgammon with Nobuo Uematsu.
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Post by: Taufiq2u on November 14, 2007, 05:12:40 PM
Well, i won. As a result? I get to compose FFXIII!

The next poster has the ability to laugh like Krankor
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Post by: ig400 on November 14, 2007, 05:14:30 PM
Ya scum HA HA HA HA HA.

The next poster blew up the Hitler building in Tokyo
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Post by: RoninFox on November 15, 2007, 05:52:48 AM
Just to piss off Walt Disney  ;D  Take that Hitler memorabilia!

The next poster can beat the lot of us at Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 15, 2007, 08:47:08 AM
I think you're talking about InsultKiller.  He/she/phe actually has a high level of cognitive reasoning, and a vast knowledge of factual trivia.  Shhhhh, it's a secret.   :-X

The next poster once wrestled a mountain gorilla to a draw.
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Post by: Stacey on November 15, 2007, 09:17:45 AM
It's true. Me and Robin Williams once had it out on a wrestling mat, and between his mad confusion skills and my mad slapping skills we had to call a tie.

The next poster knows how to make me laugh.

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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 15, 2007, 10:39:20 AM
Quick rabbit punches to the forehead always get you smiling.

The next poster only wears underwear on fridays.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 15, 2007, 12:43:52 PM
That's right.  All the other days, I wear it on the outside of my pants.

The next poster talks like the grownups on Peanuts.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 15, 2007, 12:55:18 PM
Yeah, it's called a voice-box you asshole. 

The next poster has a poster of Walker, Texas Ranger in his bedroom.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 15, 2007, 06:23:17 PM
my bedroom, my bathroom , my closet  and my kitchen......that doesnt make me gay for chuck norris, does it?

even the next posters right ear was clearly visable , he will not admit to his part in the kennedy assasination :angry:
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 16, 2007, 02:13:56 PM
Okay, I admit it.  I was the magic bullet.  I zoomed around and changed direction and everything, just like Kevin Costner said. 

The next poster knows why what I just said is complete bull.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 16, 2007, 02:23:41 PM
Because... you're not made of lead?

The next poster's arrows routinely blot out the sun.
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Post by: Stacey on November 16, 2007, 08:11:57 PM
Which always pisses off George Hamilton. (Sorry, it's all I had to work with.)

The next poster actually *does* make $4000 a week stuffing envelopes in their spare time.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 16, 2007, 08:46:20 PM
The trick is to start with $10,000 and stuff the envelopes with money.  You'll be down to $4000 in no time!

The next poster has danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 16, 2007, 08:51:16 PM
You wanna get nuts?!  COME ON!!!  Let's get nuts!

The next poster has a MIGHTY NEED to go to the bathroom.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 16, 2007, 08:54:15 PM
Not anymore!

The next poster has a surprise waiting for him/her in his/her shoes!
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Post by: Stacey on November 16, 2007, 09:30:13 PM
Yes, a piece of broken glass that my size 10 stepsister put in my little bitty size 6 glass slipper. Bitch.

The next poster enjoys awkward silences.
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Post by: Taufiq2u on November 16, 2007, 11:43:57 PM
I went to a really silent nightclub. It was awkward, but awesome.

The next poster was burnt inside The Wicker Man, and survived.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 17, 2007, 01:30:52 PM
no, I felt burnt when I bought the wicker man....survived?....it  was touch and go for a while

the next poster...knows who put the bomp in the bomb sha bomp sha bomp but refuses to tell me so I can finally shake his hand >:(
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 17, 2007, 08:17:28 PM
Really, you would just be disappointed if I told you.  It's not worth knowing.

The next poster has seen all the endings to Chrono Trigger.
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Post by: ig400 on November 19, 2007, 07:13:35 AM
And I still liked the one where it turns out that Wadsworth was Mr. Body and then Mr. Green shot him, and......  wait a minute you said Chrono Trigger

The next poster did it in the ballroom with the lead pipe.
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Post by: darthtron on November 19, 2007, 07:42:55 AM
And I still liked the one where it turns out that Wadsworth was Mr. Body and then Mr. Green shot him, and......  wait a minute you said Chrono Trigger

The next poster did it in the ballroom with the lead pipe.

yeah, but i ain't to proud of it

the next poster knows the reason as to why Rhino  "butchered" up the transformers G1 cartoon on the dvd release.
They also know the real reason why sony won't re-release the cartoon on dvd.
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Post by: Stacey on November 19, 2007, 08:00:53 AM
It was a plot against you.

The next poster had a crush on the Bear, not BJ.
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Post by: darthtron on November 19, 2007, 08:51:41 AM
It was a plot against you.

The next poster had a crush on the Bear, not BJ.

hey that is private info.

the next poster can't wait for the transformers Rifftrax
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Post by: Pak-Man on November 19, 2007, 10:21:38 AM
Guilty! Darn Thanksgiving and Holidays has to keep me from my beloved TF Riff for another week...

The next poster really likes pie.
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Post by: Stacey on November 19, 2007, 10:23:42 AM
"Transformers, Robots in disguiiiiiisssseeeeee!" Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait!!!! This is like Christmas for me!

The next poster enjoys hacking into oh-so-serious coworkers' computers and popping open their disc drive just to freak them out/piss them off.
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Post by: Stacey on November 19, 2007, 10:26:36 AM
Guilty! Darn Thanksgiving and Holidays has to keep me from my beloved TF Riff for another week...

Hey! How'd you do that?! You must have got in and posted just seconds before me!! (Though I really do like my pie. Yum!)
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 19, 2007, 11:23:50 AM
The next poster enjoys hacking into oh-so-serious coworkers' computers and popping open their disc drive just to freak them out/piss them off.
The next poster really likes pie.

Yes, I enjoy hacking into coworkers' computers, popping open their disk drives, and inserting pies into them.

The next poster didn't shoot the sheriff or the deputy.
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Post by: Tripe on November 19, 2007, 11:27:39 AM
Cross bow bolts through the heart don't technically count as "shooting" do they?

The next poster knows the 100th name of god.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 19, 2007, 11:31:00 AM
It's Stan.  Go Figure.

The next poster sometimes gets the words Euphemism and Euthanasia confused.
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Post by: Stacey on November 19, 2007, 12:02:54 PM
I don't necessarily get them confused, but I *have* always thought Euthanasia (or even Dementia) would be pretty names for my firstborn. They just flow off the tongue so smoothly.

The next poster likes to fly to Vegas from Amsterdam just to play the penny slots at the Four Queens.
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Post by: darthtron on November 19, 2007, 12:49:31 PM
I don't necessarily get them confused, but I *have* always thought Euthanasia (or even Dementia) would be pretty names for my firstborn. They just flow off the tongue so smoothly.

The next poster likes to fly to Vegas from Amsterdam just to play the penny slots at the Four Queens.



no llike the quarter slots actually

the next poster really, really wants to hear a rifftrax for the film Citizen Kane!!!
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Post by: ig400 on November 19, 2007, 01:05:33 PM
What is that, like House the movie?

The next poster likes to pet Llamas
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Post by: darthtron on November 19, 2007, 01:17:27 PM
yeah and also like the video game:
llamapalooza


let try this again:
the next poster really, really wants to hear a rifftrax for the film Citizen Kane!!!
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Post by: ig400 on November 19, 2007, 01:31:52 PM
Is that the one where they steal the captins strawberries?

the next poster's sister was bitten by a moose
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 19, 2007, 01:33:11 PM
I was carving my initials into it with a sharpened toothbrush...

The next person is multilingual.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 19, 2007, 02:05:10 PM
Si!  Oui!  Q'aplah!

The next poster understood a David Lynch movie.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 19, 2007, 03:36:04 PM
Yep, somewhere in another Galaxy there are large, angry, fat men floating around with some sort of hover technology.  They have boils all over their faces, and hyper-intelligent little girls are killing them with angry looks and dirty thoughts.  It's all happening, you just have to expand your mind, man!

The next poster enjoys french toast to such a high degree that it effects his/her/pher sex life.
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Post by: Stacey on November 19, 2007, 03:44:01 PM
Thankfully I have no sex life to interfere with, so my french toast fetish poses no problems.  :)

The next poster knows how to tie a cherry stem with the tongue of his Reeboks.
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Post by: darthtron on November 20, 2007, 05:50:15 AM
Thankfully I have no sex life to interfere with so much french toast fetish poses no problems.  :)

The next poster knows how to tie a cherry stem with the tongue of his Reeboks.

It Is very complex or I would teach you mere mortals how its done

the next poster can't wait for FrankTv which premieres tonight at 11/10c
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Post by: ig400 on November 20, 2007, 07:10:48 AM
I was excited up till the point that I found out that it had nothing to do with TV's Frank   :(

The next poster is a writer of X-rated Harry Potter fan-fic.
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Post by: Tripe on November 20, 2007, 07:17:28 AM
And damn Rowling for making Dumbledore gay, that's my job!!!!!

The next poster taught the pilgrims how to survive in the New World
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Post by: ig400 on November 20, 2007, 07:50:54 AM
and they still rejected me for my nudeness

The next poster knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a marble
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Post by: Tripe on November 20, 2007, 07:54:35 AM
The ladies love me for the skills I developed finding out that answer.

It is the next posters contention that accepted cosmology is all wrong.
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Post by: darthtron on November 20, 2007, 08:01:53 AM
It is the next posters contention that accepted cosmology is all wrong.

no just 3/4 rong

the next poster likes big butts and he/she can not lie
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Post by: Tripe on November 20, 2007, 08:05:07 AM
My hermaphroditic nature has nothing to do with my love of well proportioned derrieres thank you very much!

The next poster is successful at every eat it and it's free challenge that they attempt.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 20, 2007, 03:19:00 PM
Without going into too much detail, that's how I got my computer.

The next poster can walk up to any member of the opposite sex, kiss them full on the lips, and legally there's nothing anyone can do about it.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 20, 2007, 03:35:39 PM
yeah well being O.J has it advantages.........YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!

the next poster has the job of editing pulp fiction for early television
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Post by: RoninFox on November 21, 2007, 03:11:06 AM
It took me days to edit, but I have it here in its entirety.  Enjoy.

[yt=425,350]Oi1BcouEmio&feature=related[/yt]

The next poster wrote a Transformers script that would have pleased everyone had it been made.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 22, 2007, 07:40:17 PM
o.k. heres the pitch: two incredibly hot women...both toppless(we'll deal with that high school age thing later.......the girl was held back, shes 19).. Robots  lots and lots of Robots....they fight all over the shopping district destoying every store but bed bath and beyond and linens and more....the hero then saves the day by shoving brad pitts butt between pamela andersons breasts   :highfive:

the next poster calls people randomly to find out if prince alberts refigerator is running in the can
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 22, 2007, 09:54:26 PM
If they say yes, I tell them they'd better let him out so they can catch him.

The next poster will defy conventions by going to a retail store and putting his unpurchased items back where they belong!
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Post by: mike5150 on November 24, 2007, 08:53:32 AM
where I feel they belong...the other day at wal mart I staged a real cool battle scene between the kiss action figures and the robosapiens on top of pork roast island......I did it in the towel section so it wouldnt be too messy when its finally found

the next poster cant find porn on the computer no matter how hard he/she  tries
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Post by: Jinto on November 24, 2007, 10:23:19 AM
Because off-site, online storage (aka, the internet) is safer when you have snooping parents, suspicious significant others, or nosy friends.

The next poster is trying to invent efficient, affordable sonic showers for the public, because the scene in the Wizard of Oz where the witch melts after getting wet scarred them for life.
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Post by: ig400 on November 25, 2007, 07:26:48 PM
So far all I've managed to to is melt peoples skin off

the next poster shops smart, shops S-Mart
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 25, 2007, 08:50:00 PM
Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

The next poster is working on organizing a Beatles reunion tour.
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Post by: anais.jude on November 25, 2007, 08:55:32 PM
i am! awesome! let me get my mecronomican out so we can get geroge and john ready...............


the next poster likes to pick wild daisys and give them to lonely old people.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 26, 2007, 02:18:34 AM
Unfortunately for me, lonely old people don't want daisies, they want to talk about how much pain they are in and how much their medications cost them.

The next poster saw a unicorn while talking to a lonely old person.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 26, 2007, 03:35:05 AM
Then Mustakrakish came and killed it.

The next person ruled Lithuania for a short time.
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Post by: Cibernético II on November 26, 2007, 10:37:52 AM
I did it for the chicks. Then it got too political.

The next poster taught Mike Quackenbush the Chikara Special.
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Post by: ig400 on November 26, 2007, 11:53:09 AM
I then went on to teach Scotty 2 Hotty "the worm"

the next poster think all disputes should be resolved thunder dome style
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 26, 2007, 03:12:56 PM
Oh, come on!  Can't we all just get beyond Thunderdome?

The next poster didn't mean to turn you on.
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Post by: Tripe on November 26, 2007, 03:29:52 PM
It's some kind of pheromone thing I exude, I can't help it!

Strangers often present the next poster with flowers.

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Post by: mike5150 on November 26, 2007, 05:26:17 PM
and when I say thanks, they scream JESUS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD  (I gotta quit drinkin)

the next poster is the 1 out of ten dentists that dont recomend chewing trident

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Post by: anais.jude on November 26, 2007, 05:53:13 PM

the next poster is the 1 out of ten dentists that dont recomend chewing trident



dude, that isn't something nice. well, i guess you are saying that i am a rebel.

the next poster turns in all her (or his) homework on time.
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Post by: Jinto on November 26, 2007, 06:00:25 PM
My last report for mythology class was on King Triton. According to that one dentist who doesn't recommend chewing trident, King Triton gets angry when you leave teeth marks on his royal symbol of authority.

The next poster collects posters of his favorite Rifftrax Round Table forum posters.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 26, 2007, 06:05:05 PM
Yeah, but I collect used Big Mac wrappers too so....

The next poster shampoos his/her/pher mustache.
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Post by: Jinto on November 26, 2007, 06:18:32 PM
As well as my beard.

The next poster is an environmental activist championing the rights of pigeons everywhere.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 26, 2007, 06:32:24 PM

the next poster is the 1 out of ten dentists that dont recomend chewing trident



dude, that isn't something nice. well, i guess you are saying that i am a rebel.

the next poster turns in all her (or his) homework on time.

they are building a statue of me now for them to sh** on

the next poster is a super nice girl who takes a sad song and makes it better:)
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 26, 2007, 06:34:32 PM

the next poster is the 1 out of ten dentists that dont recomend chewing trident



dude, that isn't something nice. well, i guess you are saying that i am a rebel.

the next poster turns in all her (or his) homework on time.

they are building a statue of me now for them to sh** on

the next poster is a super nice girl who takes a sad song and makes it better:)

Why are you hijacking the thread??

You gotta do them in order, otherwise I could go five pages back and quote one.
This is the next one:
As well as my beard.

The next poster is an environmental activist championing the rights of pigeons everywhere.


Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on November 26, 2007, 06:40:52 PM

the next poster is the 1 out of ten dentists that dont recomend chewing trident



dude, that isn't something nice. well, i guess you are saying that i am a rebel.

the next poster turns in all her (or his) homework on time.

they are building a statue of me now for them to sh** on

the next poster is a super nice girl who takes a sad song and makes it better:)

Why are you hijacking the thread??that was a joke...............this is my favorite thread...........I think its the first time I quoted someone

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Post by: anais.jude on November 26, 2007, 07:11:15 PM
Quote
[the next poster is a super nice girl who takes a sad song and makes it better:)/quote]

i guess i will go ahead and claim that I am this person. fits with my name too.

the next poster stays crunchy even in milk
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Post by: mike5150 on November 26, 2007, 07:29:17 PM
ahhhh yes....blue stars, yellow moons, green clovers....and little blue pills

the next poster know for whom the bell tolls :speechless:
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Post by: anais.jude on November 26, 2007, 07:37:42 PM
it tolls for the nintendo wii.


the next poster raises llamas and lets orphans ride them
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Post by: Jinto on November 26, 2007, 09:17:37 PM
The llama spit is the only thing that seems to keep their hair in order.

the next poster can make intergalactic phone calls with their eardrums.
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Post by: ig400 on November 27, 2007, 07:45:35 AM
If I hear one more person asks "Can you hear me now?" I'm going sith rouge on their ass

The next poster came up with the dark side of the rainbow theorie
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Post by: darthtron on November 27, 2007, 09:33:15 AM
If I hear one more person asks "Can you hear me now?" I'm going sith rouge on their ass

The next poster came up with the dark side of the rainbow theory

Yeah, I did.
Trust me when i say that you don't want to know how I came Up with it

the next poster know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a "Everlasting" Gobstopper
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Post by: Junkyard on November 27, 2007, 12:12:51 PM
It's kind of a trick question. In fact, you're tounge will erode faster than the gobstopper. That's why most people just suck on the damn things.

The next poster is so tough, he can intimidate a Singularity.
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Post by: ig400 on November 27, 2007, 12:41:05 PM
only on the quantum level though

the next poster  made a musical adaption for Star Trek 3: the search for Spock
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Post by: Junkyard on November 27, 2007, 12:52:36 PM
Near the end I have this great barbershop quartet thing with 6 Year Old Spock, 12 Year old Spock, 18 Year Old Spock, and Middle Age Spock. Gonna be hard to cast, though.

The next poster has looked at clouds from both sides.
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Post by: RoninFox on November 27, 2007, 04:24:55 PM
Yeah, left AND right!

The next poster discovered the path to immortality, but gave it up for personal reasons.
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Post by: anais.jude on November 27, 2007, 04:29:08 PM
yea, when i realized that futurama is not a stern warning of things to come!


the next poster enjoys pillow fights
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Post by: Tripe on November 27, 2007, 05:53:44 PM
As a spectator sport sure.

The next poster can out perform Jason Statham in a push up competition.
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Post by: RVR II on November 27, 2007, 05:56:28 PM
Tried and Failed, but Tripe is obviously chasing Junkyard in the posting comptition.. ::)

The Next poster doesn't sweat when the Heat is On!!
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Post by: Tripe on November 27, 2007, 05:58:59 PM
Congenital lack of pores has it's advantages, it makes up for the chronic oxygen deprivation

Unlike me, the next poster actually pays attention to their posting count (I truly hadn't noticed I'd changed status :-[)
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Post by: RVR II on November 27, 2007, 06:01:13 PM
I've watched my # of posts slowly decline, but I'm still in the hunt.. ;D

The next poster can post Non Stop for 40 days and 40 nights :scared:
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 27, 2007, 06:09:46 PM
Junkyard is too busy posting right now, please call back later.

The next poster rode a unicorn into the Grammy Award Show.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 27, 2007, 06:16:58 PM
Well, it was a goat with one horn cut off, but....


The next poster is pleased as punch.
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Post by: anais.jude on November 27, 2007, 06:55:20 PM
that 2 out of 3 term papers are done!

the next poster can turn the world on with his/her smile
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 27, 2007, 09:20:10 PM
Actually, I can only turn the state of Nebraska on with my smile.  But I'm working my way up.

The next poster once ate a train piece by piece AFTER having derailed it with his penis.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on November 27, 2007, 10:00:47 PM
and boy did that leave a bruise not to mention give me indigestion...

the next person who posts here will know where the fish live...
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 27, 2007, 10:18:26 PM
Inside the Pilsbury Doughboy's latino half-brother's penis?

The next poster once ate an entire box of girl scout cookies over the course of a year.
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Post by: Fifthrate on November 28, 2007, 04:50:22 AM
Well... technically it was only half a box. I pitched in with another guy to buy the box.

The next poster is the inventor of silly string.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 28, 2007, 05:27:23 AM
Funny story: it started as a doomsday device.

The next person has a subtle hustle, smooth as mother's butter.
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Post by: ig400 on November 28, 2007, 07:44:12 AM
that's from a song of some sort but damned if i know what it is or what the next line is

The next poster's face can be seen on the cover of sgt. peppers lonely hearts club band
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Post by: Fifthrate on November 28, 2007, 09:40:08 AM
I'm standing right next to Waldo.

The next poster is all that and a bag of chips.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 28, 2007, 02:53:33 PM
*Eats chip* Mmmhmm.  *Eats another chip* 

The next poster doesn't let politics get in the way of his undying hatred for all mankind.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on November 28, 2007, 02:59:14 PM
Stupid mankind we need more Womenkind.... for me

the next poster sees boobs in every thing
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on November 28, 2007, 04:04:42 PM
why am i getting aroused at a bakery?

the next poster will never know what it's like to have their big toes tied together with twine by mice.
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Post by: Jinto on November 28, 2007, 04:58:02 PM
I switched to cordless mice for this exact reason.

The next poster bakes cookies so delicious, their house is always Santa's first stop on Chrismas Eve.
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Post by: anais.jude on November 28, 2007, 07:47:01 PM
santa baby, coming down the chimney tonight!

the next poster hates grandmas fruitcake, but eats one slice every year to make her feel better
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on November 28, 2007, 09:47:35 PM
hates it? i love fruit cake...i am what i eat i guess...

the next poster uses the piece of fruitcake that they pretend to eat as a doorstop.
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Post by: Jinto on November 29, 2007, 12:41:24 AM
If only I'd had the slice of fruitcake to stop the door from opening to let grandma in with the fruitcake in the first place, I wouldn't have had to deceive her.

The next poster is on the Silver Tinsel Committee for the Abolishment of Gold Tinsel.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Fifthrate on November 29, 2007, 03:55:30 AM
The gold tinsel must be made to suffer!

The next poster has their cake and eats it too.
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Post by: ig400 on November 29, 2007, 07:30:17 AM
Yes I realy take the cake

the next poster is drawn to bad puns like Jim Mallon is to crapy animation
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on November 29, 2007, 11:15:47 AM
the truth is out now, i have to admit it....my only excuse is that it is hereditary...

the next poster will know what a bad pun is and will ensure that it dies a horrible, horrible death.
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Post by: RVR II on November 29, 2007, 11:18:25 AM
Right Here!! I'll Make It Happen Intentionally or Accidentally!! :D :D

The Next Poster  is Still munching on Thanksgiving leftovers..
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Post by: ig400 on November 29, 2007, 02:29:58 PM
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH... You're saposed to eat the wishbone. right?

the next poster wrote a novel based on 2 girls and a cup
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Post by: anais.jude on November 29, 2007, 04:00:31 PM
they all walk into a bar and.....oh you've heard this one?

the nest poster always makes his/her friends feel better when they is down.
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 29, 2007, 07:31:38 PM
By reminding them that no matter how bad things may seem right now, they can always get much, much worse.  Isn't that great?  (Unnecessary Saddy Dumpington reference!)

The next poster can, in fact, smell what the Rock is cooking.

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Post by: anais.jude on November 29, 2007, 07:58:00 PM
it smells like farts.  :-X

the next poster can fake an orgasm better than meg ryan
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 29, 2007, 10:32:25 PM
Faking the ejaculation is the hard part.

The next poster finds everything their mailman does offensive.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on November 29, 2007, 10:41:11 PM
especially when they try to fake an ejaculation while delivering my mail...

the next poster will find that special someone in a sears catalog and be forced to buy the cloths that person is wearing.
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Post by: Stacey on November 29, 2007, 11:44:50 PM
You're close... it's the Swell catalog that I compulsively order men's clothes from, even though I'm single. I just wish they'd skew a little older than 19.

The next poster once wrestled a bear cub up a tree.(And won!) In his underpants.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Fifthrate on November 30, 2007, 03:59:54 AM
Well the bear had it coming!

The next poster once created the cure for the common cold but forgot to write it down and forgot it the next day.
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Post by: anais.jude on November 30, 2007, 08:54:18 AM
I know! No amount of memory regression seems to work. I think my memories of battlefield earth are covering up.


the next poster high-fives all his buddies.  :highfive:
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Post by: daltysmilth on November 30, 2007, 10:12:30 AM
Which they don't seem to appreciate, seeing as I'm Edward Scissorhands.

The next poster actually liked Star Trek: Nemesis than all the other Star Trek movies.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on November 30, 2007, 03:01:10 PM
that isn't something nice



the next poster will raise evil knievel from the dead.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 30, 2007, 03:06:39 PM
Jesus, me, and Evil will all jump the Grand Canyon in a Hum-Vee right after.

The next poster just ate a bad taco.
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Post by: mike5150 on November 30, 2007, 08:30:44 PM
yeah I got  it at.............hold on, I gotta go to the bathroom

when Jimmy cracked corn, the next poster stood up and said "DAMMIT, I CARE"
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on November 30, 2007, 09:53:00 PM
and i do...corn should be cracked...or at least read cracked (does that magazine even exist anymore?)

the next person will have read every issue of mad and has become a better person for it...
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on November 30, 2007, 10:00:00 PM
fold this in Bitch!


the next person buys all his christmas presents by nov. 30
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 30, 2007, 10:36:19 PM
2014.

The next poster has a severed middle finger on his left hand.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on November 30, 2007, 11:13:13 PM
yes, i keep it as a spare in case i need to got to los angeles or new york.

the next poster is very good at reattaching severed fingers.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 01, 2007, 11:17:14 AM
and re-animating them!

the next poster founhd re-animator to be disgusting
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 02, 2007, 09:48:23 PM
Yeah, the animation looked good the first time around.  Why did they need a re-take?

The next poster once went to Canada, said "nah", and turned back around.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 02, 2007, 10:03:16 PM
yes, cause i realized it was mexico.

the next poster knows all about the re-animator sequels.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on December 03, 2007, 07:55:28 AM
The penis fighting the rat has to be one of the lowest moments in cinema history

the next poster likes to put bacon in soap
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Post by: darthtron on December 03, 2007, 08:44:11 AM
The penis fighting the rat has to be one of the lowest moments in cinema history

the next poster likes to put bacon in soap

yes and it has a
Quote from: Ralphie as Adult from A Christmas Story
"...piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness..."

the next poster knows all 666 or is it 777 different forms of electric sex that can be gleaming in a window!!!!
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 03, 2007, 10:49:39 AM
well, i would have said at least 555, but i prefer to be modest.

the next poster will have tried all 365 positions in the kama sutra...twice.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 03, 2007, 12:51:43 PM
yes, but with who? that is the question! (correct answer: The Bale)


the next poster will go back in time and punch Charlotte Bronte in her whiney little feminist mouth!
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Post by: Tripe on December 03, 2007, 01:05:40 PM
Well I was going to but then me and Bramwell got to drinking... four weeks later I found myself in France with a disturbing rash in areas i dare not mention :speechless:

The next poster would never buckle under pressure from their family.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 03, 2007, 02:19:16 PM
most of all cause i don't have any belts...which is one reason why my pants are always falling down...

the next poster will make their family buckle under pressure.
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Post by: Stacey on December 03, 2007, 05:01:16 PM
If I'm lucky. I would hate for it to be the other way around.

The next poster keeps in great shape taking his pet frog and turtle for brisk walks at dawn.
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Post by: mike5150 on December 03, 2007, 05:20:06 PM
they almost ripped my arms from the sockets this morning

the next poster dreads monday nights, cuz no matter how much they prepare, they are never READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!
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Post by: Cibernético II on December 03, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
You know, every week I tell my wife "ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN' OVER TONIGHT!" And then somebody's kid gets the flu or somebody didn't get their brand of beer or there's a sale at the mall or somebody wants to change it to Dancing With the Stars. It never ends

The next poster once made out made out with Tara Reid.
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Post by: GregMcduck on December 03, 2007, 05:53:29 PM
She tasted like green olives.

The next poster is melting in the dark, all that sweet green icing flowing down.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 04, 2007, 07:06:53 AM
someone left me out in the rain.  >:(  (and i'll never have that recipe agaiiiiiin. Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)


the next poster writes all of garth brooks's songs.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 04, 2007, 07:11:04 AM
But then he goes ahead and writes his own without paying me or acknowledging my hard work.  He almost treats me like a stalker.

The next poster reads Milk and Cheese comics.
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Post by: ig400 on December 04, 2007, 08:51:54 AM
I have the coveted Bazooka Joe crossover, It's worth a wopping $5.34

The next poster likes to leave the plunger in the toilet
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: GregMcduck on December 04, 2007, 09:06:31 AM
Yeah, just not my toilet.

The next poster thinks he/she is a Muppet controlled by Frank Oz.
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Post by: Courtney on December 04, 2007, 09:10:11 AM
I do and I am.  And that is why next Halloween, I'm dressing as Slutty Swedish Chef.

The next poster is a sapling, still green in youth.  (People laughed more then...)
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Post by: darthtron on December 04, 2007, 10:23:47 AM
I do and I am.  And that is why next Halloween, I'm dressing as Slutty Swedish Chef.

The next poster is a sapling, still green in youth.  (People laughed more then...)

no more like greenish-brown and y'all really don't want to know why!!!

The next poster is so vain, they probably didn't realize the song "you look like a lady" (if your a guy) or the parody of "Barbie girl" called "ugly girl" (if your a women) is about you!!!!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 04, 2007, 10:36:41 AM
I was aware they were about me, I just know they're haters.

The next poster is a 3-time world-champ in dog frisbee.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on December 04, 2007, 10:40:43 AM
I got kicked out when they found out I wasn't a dog

The next poster put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 04, 2007, 01:15:47 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

The next poster is well-schooled in the art of war.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on December 04, 2007, 01:19:33 PM
I end my stand-up poetry readings by hurling axes randomly into the crowd.

The next person was driven mad by the marijuana menace.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on December 04, 2007, 09:04:18 PM
Mostly because I hate alliteration.

The next poster likes to arrange smileys so that they tell a story.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 04, 2007, 09:09:06 PM
If I'm not  :-\, that one was already used on this thread. Please  :) if I'm  ???

The next poster enjoys conversing with people with large heads more than knowing how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a Tootsie Roll.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 05, 2007, 09:48:27 AM
because it's owl huntin season.


the next poster is going to take my finals and pass them for me
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 05, 2007, 09:58:14 AM
I did it for my ex, why not for you?

The next poster *is* an owl.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 05, 2007, 10:20:36 AM
whhhoooooo are you talking about....whoooooooooo <turns head completely around>

the next poster will be the mouse that i failed to catch for dinner tonight...
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 05, 2007, 10:58:12 AM
That's because I'm super speedy and used my power of flight.  That's right.  I'm a flying cockamouse.  Which if you've not seen that episode of How I Met Your Mother will make no sense.

The next poster owns all the many copies of Caligula and watches them all on many screens at all times.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 05, 2007, 11:38:19 AM
Does it count if I often listen to Caligula by Macy Gray on many different speakers, at different points in the song all at the same time?

The next poster isn't an owl, he's a chickenhawk.
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Post by: Fifthrate on December 05, 2007, 11:53:39 AM
Yea and that Foghorn Leghorn is always giving me grief too!

The next poster is large and in charge.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 05, 2007, 12:28:38 PM
I am quite beefy.

The next poster ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Post by: Tripe on December 05, 2007, 12:32:01 PM
But since Dad is my Dad not yours and Mom is your Mom not mine it's not like making out would be technically wrong eh? eh?

The next poster can play the Jews harp like a virtuoso
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Post by: mike5150 on December 05, 2007, 03:21:10 PM
(gouch marx style)and where I learned to play the virtuoso, I have no idea

the next poster lives in a land where they speak total gibberish, and makes a confortable living as a typist who can type 600 words per min.
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Post by: RoninFox on December 05, 2007, 04:00:06 PM
jdnkjanlkjdflhadjknalufhasdifughsdfjnkdnliaugliuagds;fjndfkngdfuhapduvha;jknalgadfjfnjdfnajiaodiufygdfuhkalkjsdh

(translated from gibberish):  Yes I can.

The next poster played dead bodies in six different unrelated horror movies.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 05, 2007, 05:33:02 PM
And before each and every death, I screamed and ran braless and fell and sprained my ankle, all without mussing my makeup!

The next poster could pound seven handles of vodka in one short sitting and then run the New York marathon and come in first.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: erika_lk on December 05, 2007, 06:05:38 PM
.. If this year the route for the New York Marathon is from my kitchen (where the vodka is) to my bathroom (where it will inevitably end up), then yes, I do believe I can win that race.

The next poster has beaten Mario Bros. 3 in under 12 minutes, and is thusly, my hero.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 05, 2007, 07:38:18 PM
it would have been less than 12 mins, but i ran the new york marathon.

the next poster will never get sick from drinking.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 05, 2007, 07:51:19 PM
no, i just get sick from watching stupid internet videos of two females and a cup. man i am stupid


the next poster likes pickles
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on December 05, 2007, 07:54:31 PM
Yes and I'm not alone
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The next poster knows who on Earth Tom Baker is.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 05, 2007, 08:05:10 PM
*raises hand*  Ooh!  Me me me me!  But you knew that.  (ranked #2 to the Tennant.  And I never thought anyone would top him.  That said, he absolutely shares the second place spot with Davison.)

The next poster is a poster who has a poster of the previous poster.... so me then... or something.  *head explodes*
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on December 05, 2007, 08:09:48 PM
Yep, my Courtney poster is up on my bedroom wall next to my Gadsden flag. Kind of creepy, really.

The next person is immune to awkwardness.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on December 05, 2007, 08:22:34 PM
I was until you pointed out, but now its kinda...you know,  akward ::)

the next poster tells actors what to think and say now that the writers are on strike
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 05, 2007, 08:46:24 PM
yes i am a scab writer, and i am loving it...maybe i will be able to make a good hollywood movie...oh, wait, oxymoron...

the next writer will have the child that will redeem hollywood.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 05, 2007, 08:51:39 PM
not unless god chooses me to be his next surrogate. although Zeus is kind of a slut.................


the next poster is really happy bunny in disguise
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on December 05, 2007, 08:56:58 PM
wow.....Its so wierd you would say that sence my last good movie had the word redemption right in the title...but I thought my wife was 30 yrs to old to have a baby

the next poster can see 2 minutes into the future, and it doesnt look good
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on December 05, 2007, 09:00:44 PM
not unless god chooses me to be his next surrogate. although zues is kind of a slut.................


the next poster is really happy bunny in disguise
uh oh..........now what do we do anais??
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 05, 2007, 09:35:49 PM
Well, Mike, you pretty much ruined the entire thread. Now we have to permanently delete this one and start over fresh.

 :-*
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on December 06, 2007, 06:08:18 AM
(Or I can fix it)  I can see my future now...how in the hell do I become a bunny in two minutes?

The next poster fought Freddy Kruger in a dream, and Kruger woke up dead!   :o
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 06, 2007, 06:12:30 AM
Yeah but it's okay, he was just dreaming that I was a giant marshmellow.

The next poster is one of the lesser known Stooges, known as Shlappo.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 06, 2007, 07:14:01 AM
Knuach, knuach, knuach <slap>

The next poster always and adorably clicks on craptastic  banner ads because this time he knows he will win for *sure*.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on December 06, 2007, 08:15:05 AM
I still haven't gotten my nintendo 64 form that first banner I clicked back in 96

The next poster puts capers on every thing
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on December 06, 2007, 08:18:50 AM
Knuach, knuach, knuach <slap>

I've never seen it spelled that way, you know that? It's usually "nyuk nyuk nyuk".

The next poster puts capers on every thing

At least I think they're capers... there's a mouse running around here somewhere.

The next person knows where Atlantis is.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Cibernético II on December 06, 2007, 09:38:19 AM
Yeah, he lives in Mexico City. What's so hard to find about that?

(http://chilangabanda.com/picts/atlantis.JPG)


The next poster has the best pictures ever taken of the Loch Ness Monster.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 06, 2007, 11:04:10 AM
cause we're related...oh wait that was supposed to be a secret, no one remember that, ok.

the next poster knows what loch ness monster tastes like.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 06, 2007, 11:48:18 AM
He tastes like..................Victory!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2125/2091168899_60b3b79de6.jpg)

The next poster goes to church everyday.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 06, 2007, 02:02:09 PM
Sure, if  "church" is a euphemism for "the bar".

The next poster has a Dalmation-skin throw rug that they enjoy using for sweet sweet baby-making love.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 06, 2007, 04:04:08 PM
mmmmm, puppies....

the next poster will never have to worry about birth control
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 06, 2007, 06:53:33 PM
because Zeus's jizz left me baren.

the next poster will laugh at what i just said despite it not being funny at all
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 06, 2007, 07:01:03 PM
Ha, ha, ha!  Just like watching MadTV.

The next poster is going to vote for Mitt Romney for President.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 06, 2007, 09:30:26 PM
yes and i will burn in hell for it....wait, what's that delicious smell coming from behind me?

the next poster will vote for someone who will win the election.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 07, 2007, 11:46:29 AM
Yes, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert!


the next poster will direct the most awesome vampire movie ever!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on December 07, 2007, 11:55:14 AM
I'll be using real vampires. Trouble is almost all forms of video camera have a mirror in them it's a bit of a tricky thing to work around.

The next poster is saucy
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 07, 2007, 12:39:23 PM
Yes, they used a little too much marinara on me this morning.

The next poster gets a photo of himself taken on Santa's lap every year to use on his WinterFest cards.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 07, 2007, 12:49:38 PM
I do.  And like you Stacey, they are saucy.  Whips and chains and reindeer oh my!

The next poster is the lesser known Puce Power Ranger.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: erika_lk on December 07, 2007, 04:35:33 PM
.. just like the fuschia power ranger, but a shade less lavender and a bit more pink.    :D

The next poster will remember what movie that reference is from, because I have forgotten.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ChrisHanel on December 07, 2007, 04:50:43 PM
Ha ha, you speak lies!

The next poster was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 07, 2007, 04:57:04 PM
actually I was the third gunman. The second was a fellow named Helmut. I remember him, rather fondly in fact.


the next poster likes to move it move it
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on December 07, 2007, 07:28:02 PM
Yes, but I don't like to show off.

The next poster caused a bit of a mix-up when he thought his superior officer called for a "ham grenade".
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on December 08, 2007, 10:50:35 AM
he didnt make it clearer when he said ham gernade , you know a pineapple! all I could think was I love the smell of ham and pineapple in the mornin....smells like victory.    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, honey glazed victory.

the next poster can pick up a m radio on his/her fillings
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 08, 2007, 10:52:26 AM
now if only i can change the channel...i'm getting tired of fundamentalist christian radio...

the next poster will be able to watch all the saturday morning cartoons they want.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 08, 2007, 12:59:56 PM
Because i don't have to work or go to school for SIX WEEKS. Yea baby.


the next poster will send me a get well card after my operation (which is a week from monday)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 08, 2007, 04:14:15 PM
no i won't...oh, ok, i will, hahaha.

the next poster will never have to worry about surgeries.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on December 08, 2007, 05:05:29 PM
Well I'm glad you think my inoperable brain tumor is funny.

The next poster has a secret lab full of clones.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 08, 2007, 07:32:09 PM
And the world is a much better place with my 6 six functionally retarded clones.

The next poster can bend plastic spoons from McDonald's with his mind. (But only the ones from MickeyD's.)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on December 08, 2007, 07:45:39 PM
I make the spoons crawl out and scare the old people who congregate in the morning. I've managed 5 heart attacks in one day!

The next poster is a psychopomp.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 08, 2007, 09:24:25 PM
yes, many a spirit has been able to pass to the beyond with my help...see you next thursday.

the next poster will not have to worry about thursdays.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 06:24:57 AM
Well, not after this one, it seems.

The next poster refuses to give in to the inevitable.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on December 09, 2007, 07:30:12 AM
yup, as you may know I'm a detroit lions fan, and we are going to beat dallas so bad today :angry:

the next poster has a conflict of intrests......hates cats but loves chinese food
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 09, 2007, 07:49:13 AM
Why are those two in conflict?  Mmmmm Sweet and Sour (Pork?).

The next poster has a ham radio which he uses to contact God.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 09, 2007, 07:57:34 AM
No, you misheard me, God speaks to me through pork products. In Bacon we trust.

The next poster is Quailman!
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on December 09, 2007, 08:03:24 AM
c-q c-q, this here is hammer head callin for big-G how boutcha one time:  ...big-G here...got some angelic bears in the air watching your every move wasnt happy with what you did last week....theres another week in hell ....come back

the next poster doesnt know what to do with all his/her rabbit ears once digital tv takes over.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 09, 2007, 09:05:33 AM
I'm going to make change purses out of them.

The next poster always screams "yes" when the carnie asks if he wants to go faster.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on December 09, 2007, 09:07:17 AM
It's a little known fact that Carnies pride themselves on being considerate lovers.

The next poster is equally alluring to men and women.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 09, 2007, 10:54:29 AM
and equally allured by men and woman, but mostly feared.


the next poster is a 46 yr old high school Freshman. He/She is back and school and learning that the people may be different, but the hassles are just the same.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 02:11:16 PM
You finally figured it out. I'm Drew Barrymore.

The next poster is lost in space.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 09, 2007, 07:29:52 PM
the next poster is a 46 yr old high school Freshman. He/She is back and school and learning that the people may be different, but the hassles are just the same.
My favorite show.....meh on the movie though.

~Insert MST3k joke here~

The next poster can count how many toothpicks I have in my hand with one glance.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RVR II on December 09, 2007, 07:31:57 PM
ToothPicks?! I thought you were just happy to see me :gouge:

The next poster rolls 'that way'
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 09, 2007, 07:33:43 PM
Yeah I'm gonna roll over your dead body with my jeep for that crack about my genitalia.

The next poster likes the size of my genitalia.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RVR II on December 09, 2007, 07:34:47 PM
Yeah I'm gonna roll over your dead body with my jeep for that crack about my genitalia.
;D
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 07:44:14 PM
The next poster likes the size of my genitalia.

Not big enough for me to see them, yes.

The next poster lost his innocence in the womb.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on December 10, 2007, 02:19:06 AM
me: he told me you killed him.            me:no luke I AM MY FATHER      me: NOOOOOOOOO!

the next poster is doing his/her part for the environment by using only one square of toilet paper per sheryll crow.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 10, 2007, 06:53:08 AM
I do whatever Sheryl Crow tells me to do.  That's why I eat fried fatty foods all day long and push down small children.  She told me that if it makes me happy, it can't be that ba-aa-aad.

The next poster probably eats paste, but for the restorative health properties it contains.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Fifthrate on December 10, 2007, 08:26:04 AM
Yes and you'd be suprised how many vitamins are in a good quality paste these days.

The next poster is a beakon of hope in a hopless world.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 10, 2007, 09:43:52 AM
Yes, I bring you all India Pale Ale to enjoy.  Full of beautiful and wonderful hops.  Enjoy!

The next poster uses Microsoft Surface technology in his homemade dune buggy.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 10, 2007, 09:51:29 AM
Wow, i am really fucking smart.


the next poster never goes over his/her cell phone minutes
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on December 10, 2007, 10:24:34 AM
I never do, I never have, I never will. I have a framed certificate saying how good I am at keeping under my minutes.


I am so damn lonely.


The next poster takes everything as a compliment.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 10, 2007, 10:37:05 AM
yes, why thank you.

the next poster will never have to be complimented on anything.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 10, 2007, 11:48:59 AM
*sniff* but that doesn't mean she wouldn't enjoy it every so often.  *sniff, stifled sob*  You don't bring me flooowwwwweeeeerss, anymooooooaaahh...

The next poster has been bitten by a radioactive spider and now does whatever a spider does.  (but is he strong?)  *dodges slap from Mike*
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Fifthrate on December 10, 2007, 01:01:51 PM
Figures I missed out on the strong thing. I can climb walls but I'm afraid of heights so that's kind of useless and I really don't like where the webs come out either.... *Shiver*

The next poster is a hug machine.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on December 10, 2007, 04:11:33 PM
I really am....I'm working on a program in the inner city.........walking thru the streets with my arms out screaming......"YOU CANT SPELL THUG WITHOUT  HUG! just when I was feeling really good about myself a couple of locals taught me  YOU CANT SPELL SMUG WITHOUT MUG! My whole paycheck was in that wallet :angry:

the next poster was actually there when a priest a rabbi and a black guy walked into a bar
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 10, 2007, 10:47:30 PM
Yes, and when they walked in together talking Ebonics I laughed so hard they fired me as bartender.

The next poster just sent me the bestest care package evar. ::mwauahhhh::
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on December 11, 2007, 05:53:40 AM
Well, the only real trouble was in fitting Bruno into the box. Proffesional massagists are bigger than I remember them being.


The next poster tries to love and understand everyone.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 11, 2007, 11:02:14 AM
but realized that i have to choose one of those...and can't decide which...

the next poster will succeed where i have failed.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on December 11, 2007, 11:12:51 AM
How hard is it to complete a 750 piece puzzle, anyway?

One of the next posters always tells the truth, the other always lies.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 11, 2007, 04:13:02 PM
yep, i always tell lies...

the next poster will never need aspirin.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on December 11, 2007, 05:25:30 PM
Not since I hijacked that shipment of Vicodin. 

Dra haqd bucdan lyh nayt Al Bhed.

(Look up Final Fantasy X if you're having trouble with that one.)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Junkyard on December 11, 2007, 07:49:08 PM
Um... no.

The next poster is first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his/her countrymen.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 12, 2007, 10:56:23 AM
Yes, but the country is Schnappiland. It involes me, Schnappi, Flocky, and a Llama from yokohama.


the next poster post naked pictures of himself on the internet for the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Fifthrate on December 12, 2007, 11:39:14 AM
Sadly they thought it was to make them laugh...

The next poster is a shoe-maniac
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 12, 2007, 02:39:41 PM
Yes. I kill shoesalesmen with shoes and then eat the shoes raw. For I AM THE DRAGON's shoe.


the next poster invented jell-o
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 12, 2007, 03:03:11 PM
I did.  I thought I was inventing Penicilin.  But then someone told me it was already invented.  Crazy kids.

The next person has a refreshing mint flavor.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 12, 2007, 04:23:03 PM
Yes, Peppermint Schnapps to be exact.

The next poster loves fried pork rinds even more than me.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 12, 2007, 05:01:03 PM
i love using them as wallpaper.


the next poster can through a baseball toward the east and seconds later he/she will catch the same baseball coming from the west with lots of stickers on the ball showing all the places the ball travelled to.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 12, 2007, 08:07:19 PM
through? i don't know how to through a ball, but i do know how to throw one that fast and that far...they always come back except when i hit a random person in the head and gotta lie low for a while.

the next person will never need grammar check.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: valeyard on December 12, 2007, 08:16:08 PM
The next poster never says WASSUP!  (so annoying ;)  )
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 12, 2007, 08:56:32 PM
The next poster always gets the high score in Minesweeper.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 12, 2007, 10:48:09 PM
As the next poster I feel it is my obligation to make a joke here, but I'm as irresponsible as the last two posters.

The next poster is a vengeful bastard.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Sideswipe on December 13, 2007, 06:06:19 AM
you're god damn right I am!

The next poster always gives the stripper a tip.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Tripe on December 13, 2007, 08:22:49 AM
"Less glitter next time sweetness" is usually the tip I give.

The next poster knows a thing or two about love.

Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 13, 2007, 08:49:08 AM
I do, thanks to The Goodbye Girl.  Thank you, Neil Simon for making me laugh about love... again.

The next poster wears Hawaiian shirts all the time and looks fabulous.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 13, 2007, 09:42:00 AM
Hey, I live in Hawaii, what should I wear?  All leather?

The next poster makes a living reading children's stories to adults.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 13, 2007, 11:08:23 AM
and if i hear anything more about clifford i will shove the book up....never mind...

the next poster ENJOYS reading children's stories to adults.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 13, 2007, 11:11:40 AM
"And then, the hospital personnel gave Curious George the puzzle piece they removed from his stomach!"

The next poster loves to play MMORPG's in full costume
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on December 13, 2007, 12:19:44 PM
Are you saying that you don't have to dress up as a female Orc thief when I play W.O.W.?  Man, that'll save me a bunch of time.

The next poster sits on a throne made from the bones of his enemies.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Stacey on December 13, 2007, 12:35:53 PM
Her. And it's a very tiny throne. (I'm a sucky with vengeance.)

The next poster can turn the world on with his/her smile.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 13, 2007, 01:11:11 PM
I can, but I'm sorry, I didn't mean to turn you on.

The next poster just can't get beyond Thunderdome.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on December 13, 2007, 03:06:47 PM
I keep trying but traffic is hell, it's like everyone on the road is a homicidal maniac or something.

If you're looking for the next poster, you better check under the sea.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 13, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
that's cause it's hotter under de water!

the next poster can balance a jar of water on his/her head
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: mike5150 on December 13, 2007, 05:21:19 PM
I can, but I'm not a marine..so when you hear the guys scream HEY JARHEAD....HUAHHHH....its cuz of the balacing act, not cuz I risked my life for my country :-\

the next poster knows that elvis is alive, and where he is

Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 13, 2007, 05:37:34 PM
in my PANTS

the next poster plays at
 the cantina every sat. night
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Sideswipe on December 13, 2007, 05:55:58 PM
Yeah, my band does.  Were a, The Band Who Played California Lady tribute band.

The next poster would never headbutt their boss.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 13, 2007, 06:00:52 PM
i wouldn't? well, only if my boss was Michael J. Nelson (can i have a job rifftrax?)


the next poster always puts his/her christmas tree away the day after christmas
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: erika_lk on December 13, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Damn straight, 'cept we refer to it as a hanukkah bush at my house.  (just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?)

The next poster gets the last cherry coke from the vending machine at work _every_damn_time_.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on December 13, 2007, 07:11:21 PM
Actually I buy every cherry coke and hoard them all in my cubicle, just to make sure.

The next poster knows the answer to the question that has plagued mankind for generations: Did somebody say McDonald's?
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: ig400 on December 13, 2007, 07:53:10 PM
No it was Mike Duglas... i can't remember for the life of me why??? ???

the next poster applied for time tuners and.....
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 13, 2007, 10:22:07 PM
and was rejected by the man!


the next poster likes spam (the meat not the mail)
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Pak-Man on December 13, 2007, 10:24:22 PM
Go to their website! There's a kicking recipe for Meatloaf made with shredded Spam. It's to die for!

The next poster can't be bothered with politics.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: daltysmilth on December 13, 2007, 10:40:01 PM
I vote for Brain in every election.  I don't necessarily agree with his policies, but his running-mate, Pinky, seems to have some good ideas.

The next poster won't go breakin' my heart.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 13, 2007, 11:06:45 PM
damn it dalty that song is stuck in my head now...

the next poster will get a better song stuck in their head
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: anais.jude on December 13, 2007, 11:23:03 PM
sings "this is the song that never ends"

the next poster will invade monkey island and liberate the crocodiles
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: Courtney on December 15, 2007, 01:46:12 AM
I did, and they made me their queen!  They demand that I wear nothing but items made of alligator skin.

The next poster doesn't need instructions to know how to rock.
Title: Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
Post by: RoninFox on December 15, 2007, 05:09:15 AM
Because there's only one way!

The next poster wrestles occasionally under a mask in Mexico and has beaten 30 foes in high stakes "Loser unmasks" matches.
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Post by: darthtron on December 15, 2007, 12:12:58 PM
The next poster wrestles occasionally under a mask in Mexico and has beaten 30 foes in high stakes "Loser unmasks" matches.
yeah, and  wrestling Name is DarthTron

the next poster lost to me once, and when they took off their mask they turned out to be a nerd
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Post by: Courtney on December 15, 2007, 12:51:14 PM
My wrestling name is 80s Movie Cliche. 

The next poster had me at hello.
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Post by: Tripe on December 15, 2007, 12:54:18 PM
I just found the way you said it incredibly sexy and had to act there and then. Oh er apologize to your grandmother for me for disrupting her birthday party.

The next poster never reads double entendres into anything.
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Post by: mike5150 on December 15, 2007, 09:58:34 PM
heh heh you said "into anything" oh sorry the next poster was in the bathroom, I'm the poster that sees a double entendres into everything......

the next poster was quickly fired the day after his/her company christmas party

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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 15, 2007, 10:31:09 PM
but i regret nothing and they will never have mistletoe or alcohol there again...

the next person will be the only one NOT fired the day after the x-mas party.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 16, 2007, 01:17:35 AM
Yeah I just got back from it, so that's good to know.

The next poster worships the Everlasting Gobstopper.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 16, 2007, 10:37:13 AM
but it didn't last all that long, unfortunately...

the next poster will get lots and lots of candy for x-mas.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 16, 2007, 10:46:46 AM
and do what with it? (i am getting surgery on monday, and i won't be able to eat any of it)
i suppose i could give it to orphans, but they get soo much, ya know.



the next poster will solve the writer's strike
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Post by: Courtney on December 16, 2007, 11:00:56 AM
And finally get "The Office" "30 Rock" and "SVU" back on the television, thereby causing world peace.  You're welcome.

The next poster has the famous flavor of Reese's peanut butter in a fun candy shell, and you'll love 'em to pieces.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 16, 2007, 11:03:25 AM
and do what with it? (i am getting surgery on monday, and i won't be able to eat any of it)
i suppose i could give it to orphans, but they get soo much, ya know.



the next poster will solve the writer's strike

Yes, I will crash and destroy the internet for ever so their is nothing to argue about.

The next poster enjoys surfing the internet.
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 16, 2007, 02:37:54 PM
"The Internet" being my nickname for the Pacific Ocean.  Trust me, it's really funny if you're a surfer.

The next poster can make a computer animated movie on a Commodore Vic 20 and it would still look more photorealistic than Beowulf.
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Post by: Courtney on December 16, 2007, 07:53:57 PM
Hey the current poster got ignored a couple posts back!  *walks away glumly while the Charlie Brown Christmas tune plays in the background* 

The next poster follows the lead of Starship and lights the sky on fire.
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 16, 2007, 08:06:02 PM
Yes, but only because they kept asking if I could. 

The next poster will respond to my Commodore comment.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 16, 2007, 08:49:16 PM

The next poster can make a computer animated movie on a Commodore Vic 20 and it would still look more photorealistic than Beowulf.

ya know i can, but why would i want to?
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Post by: Courtney on December 16, 2007, 08:59:12 PM
Yes, but only because they kept asking if I could. 

The next poster will respond to my Commodore comment.

I honestly tried but I had no idea what it meant.  But I have no interest in seeing Beowulf.  In part because of the line in the trailer: "I AM BEOWULF!"  where he pronounces it kind of drunkenly and awkwardly. 

The next poster is made of sunshine and rainbows and happiness and gummy bears and unicorn dreams and gumdrops and sugarplums and bunnies and kittens.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 16, 2007, 09:04:53 PM
And finally get "The Office" "30 Rock" and "SVU" back on the television, thereby causing world peace.  You're welcome.

The next poster has the famous flavor of Reese's peanut butter in a fun candy shell, and you'll love 'em to pieces.

not to mention reeses pieces...i am going to make reeses chocolate peanut butter cookies and everyone can have them...except for anais...as for the unicorn thing, that dream i had means that i am probably a replicant, so stop reminding me, i've only got another year to live...

the next person is also wonderful and will have a great x-mas or whatever holiday they celebrate.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 17, 2007, 04:01:32 AM
and the next person happens to me....so shows how much you were wrong, flocky. no, just kidding. i, like bender bending rodreiguez (the robot, not my cat) am wonderful!



the next person takes a shower daily
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Post by: Fifthrate on December 17, 2007, 04:19:52 AM
yes... yes I do.

The next person has teeth so white you need to wear a welders mask to look at them.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 17, 2007, 10:36:18 AM
yes, they are so white that they are black...that's right, extremes equal each other.

the next person will never have to worry about brushing their teeth.
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Post by: Stacey on December 17, 2007, 12:10:17 PM
I don't brush my teeth, I don't worry.

The next poster always pays for the next person in line.
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Post by: Fifthrate on December 17, 2007, 12:15:48 PM
If that person is in line for a free giveaway.

The next poster is always a booster never a downer.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 17, 2007, 01:38:42 PM
Great post Fifthrate, and I'm sure your rate will improve soon.

The next poster entertains family and friends at Christmas time with the unaltered original Star Wars Holiday Special he taped.
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Post by: Tyrant on December 17, 2007, 01:55:51 PM
Granted, I have to tie them down and tape their eyelids open. I guess I shouldn't wonder why I don't get invited to any holiday parties. Hmmm...


The next poster makes the most unbelievable egg nog on the planet.
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Post by: Courtney on December 17, 2007, 03:43:20 PM
I do.  It contains roughly 99.8% alcohol.  People generally forget what it tastes like seconds after they sip it, so they just assume it was awesome.

The next poster poses for pictures on bearskin rugs.
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Post by: ig400 on December 17, 2007, 07:18:25 PM
So far all i've gotten out is a bear skin rug


the next poster likes to swing naked on outhouse doors
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Post by: eegah on December 17, 2007, 07:41:32 PM
the next poster likes to swing naked on outhouse doors

It makes hitting the target more challenging!

The next poster can eat a whole pig in one sitting.
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 17, 2007, 09:57:36 PM
Look, eegah, I'm sorry about your pig, allright?  I didn't mean to eat the whole thing, but I was waiting for you and you didn't come so after two hours, before I knew it, the whole thing was gone.  I'm sorry.  I wish you'd stop bringing it up so we could all just get on with our lives!  *Sobbing*

The next poster shows enthusiasm for even the most insignificant things.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 17, 2007, 10:34:38 PM
wow this response is just super...just fantastic i say...i just don't know what i will do with myself now...

the next poster will show enthusiasm for lemmings.
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 18, 2007, 03:31:31 PM
Heck yeah!  Did you ever play that game?  It was hi-larious!

The next poster has a rivalry, bordering on downright hatred, with F. Murray Abraham.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 18, 2007, 04:43:44 PM
oh rock me amadeus!


the next poster never catches colds
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Post by: darthtron on December 18, 2007, 10:01:43 PM

the next poster never catches colds

no but i do catch got (flashes)

the next poster has to shake it like they just don't care
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Post by: Stacey on December 18, 2007, 11:33:37 PM
::shakes and shimmies:: ::ambivalent:::

The next poster owns the best-run orphanage in Romania. (6 years running, number one!)
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 19, 2007, 01:01:19 AM
but we only have one orphan so it's not that hard to run.

the next poster will always take care of orphan chillens.
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Post by: Tyrant on December 19, 2007, 01:23:35 AM
I do like caring for them, yes. I let them sit around all day watching TV because exercise will make their meat too tough to chew.

The next poster will emerge from the holidays unscathed by credit card debt.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 19, 2007, 01:38:34 AM
because all of the credit card companies will be reduced to ash a la Fight Club and everyone will be at 0 again...i can only wish...

the next poster will not have a credit card.
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Post by: Fifthrate on December 19, 2007, 07:10:10 AM
cool! no more credit card bills! thanks!

The next poster is in the midst of an emotional breakthrough.
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Post by: Stacey on December 19, 2007, 07:13:59 AM
I prefer to think of it as a nervous breakthrough.

The next poster always eats all the marshmallows out of his Trix right from the box.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 19, 2007, 10:56:21 AM
And I pour that gravel or whatever they call the other stuff into the toilet.

The next poster makes his/her co-workers listen to Christmas Christina Aguilera songs.
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Post by: Hebs on December 19, 2007, 10:59:31 AM
Wait,... isn't this supposed to be saying something nice?

The next poster is made of marshmallow fluff inside.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 19, 2007, 12:15:08 PM
and i taste great! unfortunately, i lost my leg because it caved in after me eating the inside after i accidentally tasted it when i injured it last week...

the next poster is the marsh mellow man (excuse me, person) from ghost busters
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 19, 2007, 01:38:01 PM
That's Mr. Stay Puff to you!

The next poster had some head shots taken of himself by a professional photographer.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 19, 2007, 02:26:40 PM

The next poster had some head shots taken of herself by a professional photographer.


and they look fucking hot. oh you wanna touch this, you can't this........


the next poster has already finished the book for december's rifftrax book club
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 19, 2007, 04:08:58 PM
Ummmmm....yeah, yeah....I read that and stuff. 

The next poster has the Cliff Notes for Dune in .pdf form for me to download.
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Post by: Tripe on December 19, 2007, 04:13:07 PM
Well I can write them for you but I'm not gonna.

The next poster knows where the woozle went.
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 19, 2007, 04:47:46 PM
Well, I think I do, but you never can tell with woozles.

The next poster would be perfect for the role of Groundskeeper Willy if they ever made a live-action Simpsons.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 19, 2007, 05:00:32 PM
aye laddy, and that is my name, so i'm perfect for the part.

the next poster will be in the live-action simpsons movie...but they will play santa's little helper.
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Post by: Fifthrate on December 20, 2007, 04:44:22 AM
That's the best part in the movie. The only line I have to remember is "Woof!".

The next poster is a card-carrying posture pal.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 20, 2007, 11:42:37 AM
yeah, bad posture pal...warping young spines everywhere.

the next poster has good posture
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 20, 2007, 03:31:25 PM
Well, it comes from years of-- *CRACK* OWWW!!!  SONUVA... MY BACK!!!

If life gives the next poster lemons, he makes orange juice.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 20, 2007, 04:44:35 PM
because i used all of the lemons for lemon drops (the drink).

the next poster will live off of orange juice.
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Post by: mike5150 on December 20, 2007, 05:42:37 PM
yeah, back when I was younger I was at a store and this little kid said to his mom..........."hey mom, look at that scurvey dog".....at that moment I said to myself...........'never again,.....never again :'(

the next poster knows exactly how much a box of rice o roni the san francisco treat costs.....................next poster,   C'MON DOWN!!!!
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Post by: anais.jude on December 20, 2007, 09:54:49 PM
UM OK...............................


the next poster has never had stitches
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 20, 2007, 10:08:19 PM
I just let my open wounds fester and puss until that body part falls off.

The next poster had a parade spontaneously spring up to honor his/her many achievements in his/her personal life.
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 21, 2007, 07:27:52 AM
And as per a suggestion from Bob Odenkirk: http://www.bobanddavid.com/2007/11/writers_on_strikebrainstorms_i.html (http://www.bobanddavid.com/2007/11/writers_on_strikebrainstorms_i.html), it was a ticker-tape parade.

The next poster tends to misattribute (if that is, indeed a word) famous quotations to the wrong people.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 21, 2007, 10:22:18 AM
Are you saying that Barney the dinosaur didn't say the St. Crispin's day speech? (We few, we lucky few. We band of purple costume wearers)


the next poster is the father of jamie lynn spears's baby
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Post by: Courtney on December 21, 2007, 12:03:25 PM
I sometimes get confused and think I'm KFed and I thought she was Britney, it was a wacky misunderstanding let me tell you!

The next poster will never receive a fruit cake for Christmas.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 21, 2007, 03:16:51 PM
Probably because I'm so likable and stuff.

The next poster ordered french fries when he/she was in France to try and get a feel for the culture.
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Post by: mike5150 on December 21, 2007, 06:49:17 PM
I did and you wont believe this,...the waiter was a little bit snooty.............and when I dunked them in my strawberry shake.....he lost his mind..........Frogs, go figure ;D

the next poster cant wait for new year, it will give him/her a chance to wear the diaper and 2008 sash in public :highfive:
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Post by: anais.jude on December 21, 2007, 07:41:09 PM
my new year's resolution is to beat mike5150 like he is a dead horse.
oh wait :deadhorse:
( i say this only for silly purposes. There is no meaning behind this. I merely thought it sounded funny)

the next poster never stuffs themselves on turkey and stuffing
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Post by: Stacey on December 21, 2007, 08:26:57 PM
I stuff myself on the yams.

The next poster has the fondest memories evar of Strawberry Shortcake.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 21, 2007, 09:21:37 PM
oh strawberry, you truly taught me how to love!


the next poster can build a gazeebo in less than ten seconds
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 22, 2007, 03:24:51 AM
But I like to call it a "pillow fort", but gazebo is fine if you're cultured.

The next poster never opens the refrigerator unless they know exactly what they want.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 22, 2007, 11:36:16 AM
blood. lots and lots of blood


the next poster will direct and star in soultaker 2
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Post by: OTC316 on December 23, 2007, 08:56:17 PM
Indeed I will, but first iI'll need to walk around with weights hanging from my jaw for about 6 months to get that Robert Z'Dar chin (I swear he could beat someone to death with that thing....). The world hasn't had another project that was directed by and starred the same man like this since Garth Merenghi's Darkplace.

The nest poster has a voice so smooth, it could make a wolverine purr.
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Post by: Stacey on December 24, 2007, 05:17:46 AM
I do.

The next poster is the most lovely shade of silver.
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Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on December 24, 2007, 05:25:27 AM
FAKE silver. How I wish it were real. :D

The next poster is NOT valeyard.
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 24, 2007, 01:41:40 PM
But I do like Ronald Reagan for reasons I can't define.

The next poster has plenty of self-confidence.
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Post by: mrbasehart on December 24, 2007, 01:47:40 PM
That's because I'm totally awesome.

The next person has tried every Ice-Cream flavour known to man.
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Post by: Brimmstone on December 24, 2007, 01:59:46 PM
So I guess I'm pretty fat?  :-\

The next poster is the only other person to survive Voldemort.
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 25, 2007, 01:57:09 PM
And all because I shared my gummi worms with him. 

The next poster has better things to do than post on a forum on Christmas Day.
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Post by: RoninFox on December 25, 2007, 02:02:10 PM
Yeah, I'm finishing my Batman and Robin script...I just need a break to let the pain subside.

The next poster is impervious to pun-related pain.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 25, 2007, 03:05:51 PM
My name is Mr. Freeze....get it?  When I talk about cold things like ice and stuff it is funny cuz of my name and such.  Get it?

The next poster thinks Bain masks his internal pain with acts of external aggression.
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Post by: OTC316 on December 26, 2007, 07:28:15 PM
Yep, I heard Conrad Bain was a wild man on the set of Diff'rent Strokes. Slapped Willis once. Slapped him right to the ground.


The next poster can toast bread to a perfect golden-brown every single time.
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Post by: mrbasehart on December 26, 2007, 08:31:00 PM
Sure, but lighting my farts for that long is always dangerous.

The next person is their state limbo champion.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 26, 2007, 08:47:04 PM
unfortunately, i am in a state of limbo, so it all evens out.

the next poster will have their tree decorated before the day after x-mas.
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Post by: daltysmilth on December 27, 2007, 03:36:31 PM
Oh crap.  Umm... I mean... I'm just... getting a head start on next year's Christmas decorating