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Title: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 14, 2007, 02:49:53 AM
Prize to be determined.  So far, so good for me.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 14, 2007, 02:59:16 AM
yayyyyy
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Post by: BobEvil on April 14, 2007, 03:41:10 AM
this sounds highly intriguing.
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Post by: BathTub on April 14, 2007, 03:57:55 AM
What do I win?
/me holds his mouse over the thread lock button...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 14, 2007, 04:27:14 AM
We'll see...as soon as I win...which is now.
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Post by: AmandaGal on April 14, 2007, 04:43:19 AM
Bathtub cheats  ;)
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Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 07:04:58 AM
Is there a time frame?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BathTub on April 14, 2007, 07:49:34 AM
Bathtub cheats  ;)

Exactly.
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Post by: Swish on April 14, 2007, 08:50:31 AM
Hah!

You've been thwarted again!
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Post by: BathTub on April 14, 2007, 09:10:01 AM
I'm waiting to see what the prize is before I win it.  :P
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Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 09:18:56 AM
I'm not last anymore?
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 14, 2007, 01:04:53 PM
Guess not.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Douglin on April 14, 2007, 01:09:43 PM
This thread is dumb.

oh wait...I'm winning...

This thread is Awesome!

EDIT:nuts
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 01:25:22 PM
Is this just a post count grab thread?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 14, 2007, 01:27:25 PM
Do not question the great BBQ Platypus, future ruler of the universe and winner of this thread!
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Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 01:29:18 PM
The fix is in!
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 14, 2007, 01:47:00 PM
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.  It's hard to tell the difference between inside and out if you stand on your head and spin around real fast (after taking some acid).
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BobEvil on April 14, 2007, 03:18:50 PM
hmmm...sweet, sweet victory...soon to be bitter, cold, left-over defeat.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmandaGal on April 14, 2007, 03:29:02 PM
BBQ, your post triggered an endless intercranial loop of the tag team song, "Whoop There It Is" because of the lyric, "Upside down, and inside out, I’m about to show you folks what it’s all about."  I feel like taking you guys back to the old school because I'm an old fool who's so cool.

I admit, it's proof that something is wrong with me for immediately having that song play in my head but I thought I'd share so maybe someone else can have the torture in their head too.
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Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 03:54:36 PM
BBQ, your post triggered an endless intercranial loop of the tag team song, "Whoop There It Is" because of the lyric, "Upside down, and inside out, I’m about to show you folks what it’s all about."  I feel like taking you guys back to the old school because I'm an old fool who's so cool.

I admit, it's proof that something is wrong with me for immediately having that song play in my head but I thought I'd share so maybe someone else can have the torture in their head too.

Could be worse AmandaGal! It could be this version:

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o255/MrTorso/tt.jpg)


/yes this is scanned from my collection
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmandaGal on April 14, 2007, 03:57:05 PM
I have never heard of that album but I'm headed to iTunes to find it...and it's not there. Darn :(
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Post by: BobEvil on April 14, 2007, 04:15:09 PM
hmm...time to see if I can find this unholy creation through my sources...

edit: no luck (amazing!)
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Post by: torgosPizza on April 14, 2007, 04:16:49 PM
I win!
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Post by: BobEvil on April 14, 2007, 04:18:49 PM
you win THIS TIME, Torgo....but for now -I- have the upperhand....the most contradictory taunt ever!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 04:55:20 PM
I have never heard of that album but I'm headed to iTunes to find it...and it's not there. Darn :(

Give me two minutes!

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Post by: BobEvil on April 14, 2007, 04:58:29 PM
they're definitely up
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Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 05:00:22 PM
Almost there!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 05:03:45 PM
AmandaGal and BobEvil click here (http://www.bigmeanpunk.com/Rifftrax/BadMusic.zip) if you really want it! I will leave it up for a little while.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BobEvil on April 14, 2007, 05:27:35 PM
Hahah, thanks for sharing. I'll have to look at that in a bit.
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Post by: AmandaGal on April 14, 2007, 06:09:54 PM
That's very disturbing.  To hear Minnie Mouse say "Get Busy" is just wrong on so many levels.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 06:17:00 PM
That's very disturbing.  To hear Minnie Mouse say "Get Busy" is just wrong on so many levels.
Yes it is very disturbing! I used to drive my staff (and customers) nuts with this at closing for months!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 14, 2007, 06:27:11 PM
Mmmmm....SPAM.........

(http://prblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/spam.jpg)

:spammer: :angry:

(I'm a self-hating spammer).
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 06:27:59 PM
Last!
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Post by: BobEvil on April 14, 2007, 06:36:43 PM
more like...second to last.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 14, 2007, 07:06:48 PM
double lasted
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Post by: AmandaGal on April 14, 2007, 07:11:10 PM
Eat this boys! I'm last now.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Steve-O on April 14, 2007, 07:27:06 PM
(http://i19.tinypic.com/42jlw6w.gif).
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmandaGal on April 14, 2007, 07:40:16 PM
Ok, I have 999 posts. I have to post one more before I go to bed   :cheers:

To make it worth your while (and to deter further posting)

(http://screampunch.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/roadhousestill72.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hobbit on April 14, 2007, 09:22:17 PM
Ugh, I've seen these threads on other boards, and they tend to grow faster than the ones that start with somebody claiming that Jesus was a Hatian prostitute or that Pokemon might not be as good as people tend to act like it is.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 09:44:15 PM
Really?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hobbit on April 14, 2007, 10:06:00 PM
Really?

Yes, I once saw a less than 100 member board hit 3000 posts in the one thread in 48 hours, mostly from the same ten people posting sentences one word at a time.  (I dare not imagine what I probably just started).
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 14, 2007, 10:11:30 PM
You
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Post by: MrTorso on April 14, 2007, 10:55:00 PM
are
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 14, 2007, 11:37:21 PM
my
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 15, 2007, 03:00:27 AM
Your
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 15, 2007, 03:01:03 AM
what
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 15, 2007, 03:03:34 AM
...Sharky? ;D


(Ha!  I'm winning.  The guy who was winning before totally sucks now.  You hear that, BBQ Platypus!?  Yeah, that's right.  What am I gonna do about it?)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BobEvil on April 15, 2007, 04:48:21 AM
Lose to me, that's what!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 15, 2007, 06:49:39 AM
Oh, now I feel bad for BBQ Platypus.  Losing to himself, then losing to some evil Bob guy... what's this world coming to?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 15, 2007, 07:34:29 AM
I'll tell you what it's coming to - my complete and absolute victory!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 15, 2007, 09:16:36 AM
Oh, the horror!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BobEvil on April 15, 2007, 10:29:54 AM
The horror of BobEvil winning you mean!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 15, 2007, 10:37:48 AM
-(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o255/MrTorso/think_of_the_servers.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BobEvil on April 15, 2007, 10:39:59 AM
I did and I think it's time for a full out assault on the servers. Damn them!
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Post by: 6079SmithW on April 15, 2007, 10:44:32 AM
What?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 15, 2007, 11:20:04 AM
Who?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 15, 2007, 11:32:23 AM
Where?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 15, 2007, 12:50:18 PM
When?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Douglin on April 15, 2007, 12:54:10 PM
whatchamacallit?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on April 15, 2007, 02:51:17 PM
whatchamacallit = delicious candy bar
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 15, 2007, 02:54:15 PM
I prefer Reese's Fast Break, meself.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 15, 2007, 04:12:14 PM
Surprised this thread is only 5 pages long.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: 6079SmithW on April 15, 2007, 04:15:37 PM
This thread is now about Marxist interpretations of children's cartoons.



Rocky and Bullwinkle were a bunch of commies, man.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 15, 2007, 06:09:14 PM
I've always suspected that Karl Marx was actually a Smurf - among the Smurfiest Smurfs who ever smurfed - and that all paintings of him are really of someone else.  As for any alleged photographs - ha.  They are just Oscar Wilde traveling back in time.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 16, 2007, 02:02:13 AM
So only the Q man, or a Mod/Admin can win this thread?

What a gyp!!!!!!    :angry:



:
-(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o255/MrTorso/think_of_the_servers.jpg)

Oh, and don't worry about the servers, this is only one thread. I'm more worried about the endless new thread counts with birthday announcements. With over 2,000 members and constantly growing, our own little birthday announcement thread starter has plenty of new threads coming.

 :o :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 16, 2007, 02:32:47 AM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


i am spam= :spammer:

gibber gibber :gibber:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: mrbasehart on April 16, 2007, 02:49:36 AM
This has the potential to be the longest thread ever...
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 16, 2007, 03:57:49 AM
This is the thread that never ends...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BobEvil on April 16, 2007, 04:14:29 AM
Because it's social psychology...we all want to be winners. So we keep posting. Btw...I'm winning.
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Post by: Cibernético II on April 16, 2007, 04:43:09 AM
Frank Zappa sucks







HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: mrbasehart on April 16, 2007, 05:20:07 AM
I'd say two people who have Shatner avatars is waay too much Shatner for one forum.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 16, 2007, 08:35:06 AM
Thats enough Shatner for the internet.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 16, 2007, 09:00:44 AM
Insert obligatory "Beam me up, Scotty" joke here.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 16, 2007, 09:35:33 AM
Laughing Jimmy rules you all!!!

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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 16, 2007, 10:14:47 AM
I'm having a hexadecagonal freakout right now!!!!

 :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 16, 2007, 10:47:57 AM
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Is that better?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 16, 2007, 11:01:13 AM
Why do I feel I'm stuck inside the Architect's office from Matrix Revolutions?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Douglin on April 16, 2007, 11:02:22 AM
it's almost hypnotic...

Yes, it's like a lava lamp...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 16, 2007, 11:04:25 AM
God, I can just imagine a lava lamp full of laughing Jimmy's.  It's kind of frightening.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 16, 2007, 11:06:13 AM
it's almost hypnotic...

Yes, it's like a lava lamp...

(http://xfilesportugal.no.sapo.pt/Homer%20Simpsons%20-%20X%20Files-Mulder%20&%20Scully.jpg)

(http://www.the-manifest.org/blog/fox_mulder_fbi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 16, 2007, 12:50:18 PM
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Is that better?


SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A FLY!!!!!!!!   HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-EEE-E-EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh, no, wait.  That's just the computer screen.  Never mind.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Cibernético II on April 18, 2007, 05:28:58 AM
family guys sucks







HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 18, 2007, 05:33:37 AM
family guys sucks

It insists upon itself, Lois.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on April 18, 2007, 06:08:52 AM
"And out from the rojo dust side-stepped Lucy Nuster ... 'the Southern-fried Feather Duster.... gosh she's pretty..."

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 18, 2007, 07:26:19 AM
This dinner is shallow and pedantic
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 18, 2007, 04:23:46 PM
I guess I lost already....just padding my post count.

Hot damn I wanna be a big Montana!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Cibernético II on April 18, 2007, 04:46:37 PM
A Clockwork Orange sucks








HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 18, 2007, 06:06:46 PM
What I think of you doesn't matter.  What DOES matter is that I am now winning this thread. :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 18, 2007, 06:15:02 PM
It's good to have goals.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 23, 2007, 05:37:01 AM
I would rather be a Mr. Sinister-tastic member.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 23, 2007, 05:45:14 AM
Hmm...sounds interesting.  I'll look into that as after I've won this thread.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 23, 2007, 07:03:42 AM
By the way, once somebody finally wins this thread (whatever that means), does he have to treat his competition to something?  Like maybe dinner or a swift kick in the bum?  Mild curiosity (and boredom in class) begs the question.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 23, 2007, 07:20:25 AM
By the way, once somebody finally wins this thread (whatever that means), does he have to treat his competition to something?  Like maybe dinner or a swift kick in the bum?  Mild curiosity (and boredom in class) begs the question.

I'll let you know!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 23, 2007, 09:46:44 AM
post
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on April 23, 2007, 10:15:10 AM
post... mortum?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 23, 2007, 10:49:27 AM
Post-it notes.  Lots and lots of post-it notes.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 23, 2007, 10:54:42 AM
post proxy
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 23, 2007, 11:16:46 AM
Post time!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 23, 2007, 11:28:48 AM
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Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 23, 2007, 12:27:26 PM
Schlapdappalous.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Steve-O on April 23, 2007, 01:48:02 PM
IMPORTANT!! READ THIS!!

I have it on good authority that the next person to post in this thread will be afflicted with massive, pus-weeping boils in his or her groinal area!

Oh, sure, it might not happen.  But can you afford to take that chance?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 23, 2007, 01:59:43 PM
Ha!  That last post will not affect my genitals in the slightest!  I'm wearing a cup!  It's a scientific fact that a cup will protect you from ANYTHING.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 23, 2007, 08:56:53 PM
but it wont help you win this thread either
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 03:44:55 AM
...or you for that matter
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 24, 2007, 04:49:14 AM
Wow.  Steve-O fights dirty.  Eww.  Oww!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 05:00:00 AM
Is there an other way?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 24, 2007, 06:21:48 AM
Meet Dinah:
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s282/msmpls/100_0006.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 06:27:02 AM
she looks 'sore'....  :rimshot:






I'll get my coat
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 24, 2007, 06:32:23 AM
 :clap:

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 07:09:34 AM
Thank you! *bows* Thank you! I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your mods, and try the veal....
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 24, 2007, 07:22:07 AM
veal = (http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s282/msmpls/images-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 07:25:31 AM
...and your point is....
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 24, 2007, 07:35:49 AM
that baby cows are delicious!






/just cuz I don't eat em doesn't mean I don't think they're tasty!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 24, 2007, 08:36:47 AM
HAHA!!

I'm bleeding...

making me the victor!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 09:05:47 AM
how so?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 24, 2007, 09:14:55 AM
My finger points.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 24, 2007, 09:18:35 AM
My finger points as well.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 24, 2007, 09:40:54 AM
mine doesn't :-",
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Steve-O on April 24, 2007, 10:26:53 AM
Dear Mods,

One free premium, heavily-hopped beer to whomever locks this thread right this very second.

Your pal,

-- Steve-O
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 24, 2007, 11:05:15 AM
I'll one-up Steve and promise a uber-tasty, uber-heady sixer of hopslam ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Steve-O on April 24, 2007, 11:22:17 AM
Oh, sure.  She can promise whatever she wants.  But as you know, I will actually deliver.

Mmm... Delicious, malty, hoppy goodness!  And all you have to do is click that little lock button.  It's so simple, it's almost criminal.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 24, 2007, 11:32:04 AM
ok ok. I retract my offer...bribery is wrong and should not be rewarded.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 01:01:26 PM
Congratulations, you've won! as the last one to pos...




Whoops, never mind...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 24, 2007, 01:08:56 PM
 :cheers:
everyone have a nice evening
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Steve-O on April 24, 2007, 01:10:51 PM
All right, fine.  NO BEER FOR YOU!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 24, 2007, 01:20:26 PM
Pistacio
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Variety of Cells on April 24, 2007, 06:53:10 PM
I managed to kill a thread 2 posts in with one sarcastic remark, and I'm awful proud of that.  It's impossible to win this thread, but I suggest we move this game to all of the threads on this board.  Whoever can kill the most threads wins.  But the posts have to be on topic, and you can't dig up old threads.

Or feel free to ignore me and keep on posting random, tube-clogging nonsense in this thread.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 24, 2007, 09:21:23 PM
yeah i feel the same way i did when i posted in the lost thread. 
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 25, 2007, 01:09:00 AM
I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 25, 2007, 02:58:02 AM
By film do you mean presidency?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Sharktopus on April 25, 2007, 03:07:35 AM
...

Oh God... why did i post in this thread all those years ago. Now it will always appear in my "unread thread" lists... for ever, and ever.

Shoot me.
-Rude

What he said.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 25, 2007, 03:45:37 AM
...

Oh God... why did i post in this thread all those years ago. Now it will always appear in my "unread thread" lists... for ever, and ever.

Shoot me.
-Rude

What he said.
Let's stop a moment and reflect on what he said.






...






Should you kill him, or shall I?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 25, 2007, 08:13:48 AM
And Thor takes the lead!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 25, 2007, 11:54:43 AM
Only to be completely annihilated by Kodiak!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 25, 2007, 12:20:20 PM
There's no room for violence in this thread boys
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 25, 2007, 12:26:47 PM
(in a Liverpudlian accent)  Look, all we are saying is give death a chance!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 25, 2007, 12:31:12 PM
lol at Liverpudlian
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 25, 2007, 12:54:03 PM
wait, what?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 25, 2007, 01:00:32 PM
you missed it! It was awesome and you missed it!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 25, 2007, 03:11:01 PM
You missed it, too!  Missed victory in this thread, that is!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 26, 2007, 03:19:05 AM
Oh no he dint!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 26, 2007, 03:31:20 AM
alice in wonderland:
Quote
What is a Caucus-race?' said Alice; not that she wanted much to know, but the Dodo had paused as if it thought that somebody ought to speak, and no one else seemed inclined to say anything.

`Why,' said the Dodo, `the best way to explain it is to do it.' (And, as you might like to try the thing yourself, some winter day, I will tell you how the Dodo managed it.)

First it marked out a race-course, in a sort of circle, (`the exact shape doesn't matter,' it said,) and then all the party were placed along the course, here and there. There was no `One, two, three, and away,' but they began running when they liked, and left off when they liked, so that it was not easy to know when the race was over. However, when they had been running half an hour or so, and were quite dry again, the Dodo suddenly called out `The race is over!' and they all crowded round it, panting, and asking, `But who has won?'


Disneys alice in wonderland:
Quote
Forward, backward, inward, outward
Come and join the chase!
Nothing could be drier
Than a jolly caucus-race.
Backward, forward, outward, inward
Bottom to the top,
Never a beginning There can never be a stop
To skipping, hopping, tripping
Fancy free and gay,
I started it tomorrow and will finish yesterday.
Round and round and round we go
And dance for evermore,
Once we were behind
But now we find we are
Forward, backward, inward, outward,
Come and join the chase!
Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus-race.

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 26, 2007, 07:29:45 AM
Meet Dinah:
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s282/msmpls/100_0006.jpg)

I named Dinah after Dinah from AIW
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 26, 2007, 07:33:40 AM
Meet Dinah:
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s282/msmpls/100_0006.jpg)

I named Dinah after Dinah from AIW

If I had a cat, it'd be named Roos-a-feek!!   ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: solidgear on April 26, 2007, 07:36:32 AM
*squeals into 1st*
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 26, 2007, 09:45:08 AM
LAUGHING JIMMY STRIKES AGAIN!

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Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 26, 2007, 09:54:35 AM
LAUGHING JIMMY STRIKES AGAIN!

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I thought he was screaming
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Post by: BathTub on April 26, 2007, 10:24:34 AM
nah he's laughing isn't he, it's just before he gets knocked of his bike, isn't it?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 26, 2007, 10:45:30 AM
meh, I'm gonna go with screaming
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 26, 2007, 10:53:51 AM
random post
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 26, 2007, 12:16:41 PM
postprandial
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 26, 2007, 12:36:43 PM
buffalo cheese
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 26, 2007, 12:43:33 PM
fluffalumps
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 26, 2007, 12:45:32 PM
nipple buttons
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 26, 2007, 01:03:38 PM
bipple nuttons
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 26, 2007, 01:05:07 PM
buttery sloppy noodles
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: solidgear on April 26, 2007, 01:45:02 PM
boople nurple butter slop?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2007, 01:48:30 PM
I ARE WINNER  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 26, 2007, 04:27:54 PM
Congratulations, Warrior!  You posted last in... the....

Sorry.  Screwed up the win.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2007, 05:48:10 PM
Curse you wakkakumei you foiled my plans aga... wait I win again! :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 26, 2007, 07:55:39 PM
Curses!  How EVER can I stop them?  Oh, wait...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 27, 2007, 03:04:38 AM
Now if everyone in the forums were to die right now, I'd be the winner.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 27, 2007, 05:39:05 AM
I have too much and too many to live for.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 27, 2007, 06:10:29 AM
Lucky you.  All I have is this thread. :'(
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 27, 2007, 07:30:09 AM
Shoot gun violence in the face!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 27, 2007, 07:47:38 AM
Bear is driving! How can this be?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 27, 2007, 08:23:37 AM
Bear is driving! How can this be?

He's bear-ly driving!  LMAO....*slapping of knees*


OW!

Who just hit me?!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 27, 2007, 10:29:38 AM
Oh, Paranoia, you sly bastard.  (Look out behind you!)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 27, 2007, 10:34:27 AM
worst.post.ever.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 27, 2007, 11:52:22 AM
Meh, I've seen at least 12 posts worse than that one.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: msmpls on April 27, 2007, 12:06:02 PM
foofooraw
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on April 27, 2007, 01:02:27 PM

I thought he was screaming


Laughing all the way!

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 27, 2007, 02:40:20 PM
Has anyone seen my pants?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 27, 2007, 03:48:54 PM
Has anyone seen my pants?
No, but I am currently involved in a purley platonic relationship with your puffy pirate shirt...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 27, 2007, 04:18:58 PM
good luck...nothing stays platonic for too long with said puffy shirt  ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 27, 2007, 04:54:09 PM
Why? because it always wears its' heart on it's sleeve?  :rimshot:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: solidgear on April 27, 2007, 05:08:20 PM
Our way or the H'ourway
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 27, 2007, 05:33:38 PM
Live Free or Die Hard..
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 27, 2007, 08:01:18 PM
"You are winner, hahaha! You are winner, hahaha! You are winner, hahaha!"
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 28, 2007, 01:49:58 AM
"You are winner, hahaha! You are winner, hahaha! You are winner, hahaha!"
This just in....  One moment please.....   *BZZZZZZZZZT!!!*   Oh I'm sorry, Kodiak....   But Thank You for playing...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Pak-Man on April 28, 2007, 08:42:47 AM
Victory is MINE!... Right now..
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 28, 2007, 08:53:43 AM
clearly my victory is better because i climbed mt capitan

ps im about to climb right past the summit
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 28, 2007, 09:08:10 AM
Oh, yeah?  Well, I'm about to head out on an expedition up both peaks of Mt. Kilimanjaro!  So, there!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 28, 2007, 11:19:32 AM
Oh yeah??? I climbed out of bed this morning!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: solidgear on April 28, 2007, 11:20:23 AM
I'm climbing Shatner's Ego
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 28, 2007, 11:39:28 AM
I'm climbing Shatner's Ego

Impossible! Not even Shatner can do that!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: solidgear on April 28, 2007, 03:20:48 PM
I'm climbing, didn't say I'd make it  ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 28, 2007, 03:22:46 PM
It's a going to be a looooooong trip...bring snacks
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 28, 2007, 03:31:13 PM
Oh, and while you're there, tell that asshole Nietzsche to get the fuck down from there.  Oh, wait.  He went bat-shit crazy and died?  Ha!  Stupid Nietzsche.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: solidgear on April 28, 2007, 04:04:22 PM
Will do, and just in case, anyone know how to kill a Joyce?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 28, 2007, 04:18:28 PM
I've always been called a Killjoy...but I have yet to kill a 'Joyce'
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 28, 2007, 07:12:08 PM
Well, don't feel too bad about it.  Not too many people know how.  But I'm pretty sure it has something to do with winning this thread.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 29, 2007, 07:24:36 AM
Do you mean James Joyce or Dr. Joyce Brothers?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: solidgear on April 29, 2007, 08:37:31 AM
Even I'm not sure, I need an all-encompassing anti-Joyce cannon
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 29, 2007, 02:54:00 PM
I just made the armpit/fart sound.


 :clap:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 30, 2007, 03:29:59 AM
I did too! Except I didn't use my armpit!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 30, 2007, 05:53:33 AM
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/SPARTA.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 30, 2007, 07:23:10 AM
THIS...IS...JEOPARDY!

(http://130.94.23.9/wigi/thumb.php?f=Alextrebek86.jpg&w=250)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on April 30, 2007, 09:55:35 AM
Alex Trebec could SOOOO take Leonidas...



out to dinner for some nice soup.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on April 30, 2007, 02:00:07 PM
nice soup is nice.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 30, 2007, 05:14:41 PM
Ah, but there are so many better uses for the nice.  For example, it is a delicious ingredient in pot pie.*

* Not actual pot pie - I mean pie with pot baked into it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 01, 2007, 02:11:33 PM
I don't like pot pie.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 01, 2007, 02:58:57 PM
I don't particularly like pot pie, either.  I prefer coffee machine pie or maybe even muffin pan pie, but certainly not pot pie.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on May 02, 2007, 04:43:11 AM
I'm a cake man, myself.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2007, 05:17:35 AM
Cake makes the world go round.  ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 02, 2007, 05:28:27 AM
This, by the way, is CNN.

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/CNN.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on May 02, 2007, 07:49:39 AM
*ahem*"....This is the thread that never ends..."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 02, 2007, 08:37:05 AM
Yes, it goes on and on my friends...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on May 02, 2007, 09:45:29 AM
Some people started posting there not knowing what they'd done
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on May 02, 2007, 09:51:57 AM
and they'll just keep on postin' in it...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 02, 2007, 10:02:51 AM
Just because this is the thread that doesn't end.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 02, 2007, 04:55:13 PM
Round and round and round this thread goes, where will it stop?  Hopefully soon.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on May 07, 2007, 01:53:58 AM
Meh, ever the optometrist, eh BBQ?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on May 07, 2007, 06:10:04 AM
I hoping a EMP will take out all the power in the world, thus leaving me the champion of this thread.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 07, 2007, 07:58:44 AM
That would suck.  I go to a tech college, so I do everything but eat, sleep, and breathe with my laptop.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 08, 2007, 01:18:02 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean.  I almost died that one time I forgot to bring the re-charger.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 08, 2007, 03:04:21 PM
I'm more concerned with the eating bits, meself.  How am I supposed to get my well-balanced meals of Cup Ramen, Easy Mac, and Red Bull if my laptop is dead?  Screw homework and studying for that Physics final, a girl needs her sustinence!  (And her Freshman 15, which by now has probably escalated to the Freshman 50+.)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: JonnyFrag on May 09, 2007, 07:03:56 AM
HA!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 09, 2007, 02:11:23 PM
HA!  HO!  OH!  AH!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on May 10, 2007, 10:05:25 AM
"Well, 'Ho, Ho', if that helps" - Space Mutiny
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 10, 2007, 12:40:09 PM
Well, it does.  Thank you.  However, nothing can help you keep me from winning this thread!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Steve-O on May 10, 2007, 03:04:33 PM
I win.

No, really.

See that thread topic? "Last one to post in this thread wins"?

The "named Steve-O" between "one" and "to" is silent.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 10, 2007, 03:14:28 PM
As the person who created this thread, I must stress wholeheartedly that no such hidden pronounciation exists.  Your right to live has been revoked.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Steve-O on May 10, 2007, 03:22:51 PM
Who are you to question the rules of English usage?

For your information, there is always a "named Steve-O" between "one" and "to".  It's written as "one-and-a-half", but it is definitely pronounced "named Steve-O".
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 10, 2007, 04:15:40 PM
Funny, I always put a "ring" inbetween my "one" and "to."  You know, "One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and--"

Oh, that was bad.  I don't deserve to win!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 10, 2007, 04:18:04 PM
For that alleged joke, you not only deserve to lose this thread, you deserve to lose at absolutely EVERYTHING!  EVER!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 14, 2007, 04:55:35 PM
(cries) Now I'll never become the Hungry, Hungry Hippos world champion!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 05:02:15 PM
Well, suck it up, Wakka.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 14, 2007, 05:31:18 PM
Yes!  Suck!  Suck harder!  HARDER!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 06:36:10 PM
Theres a bit too much suckitude here...not enough blowness
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 06:57:38 PM
I'm tempted to let this thread end with the line, "Theres a bit too much suckitude here...not enough blowness."

....



Dammit!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 07:33:16 PM
Theres a bit too much suckitude here...not enough blowness
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 07:38:44 PM
Thanks.


....




DAMMIT!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 07:43:24 PM
Anytime.




DAMMIT!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 14, 2007, 07:44:28 PM
I think I'll just let this thread end right here.  With me winning. (crosses fingers)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 07:45:21 PM
I'm pullin for ya, BBQ!


whoops!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 14, 2007, 07:47:49 PM
That is IT!  I've had enough of your incompetence!  EN GARDE!

:duel:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 07:49:29 PM
Cry Havoc!!


HI-KEEBA!

 :gouge:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 07:50:53 PM
Break it up, you two! We're all in this together!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 14, 2007, 07:52:59 PM
Sorry, I fell down on two blades of grass...I have very delicate eyes.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 07:55:27 PM
Ow!
Not as bad as pine, but still...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on May 15, 2007, 12:27:00 PM
Well, they are BLADES of grass. 
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 01:19:07 PM
Yeah, but I'm allergic to pine.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on May 15, 2007, 01:19:38 PM
I'm still winning
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 01:36:35 PM
Yeah, well I belive in myself!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 15, 2007, 05:50:07 PM
A lot of people nowadays "belive" in themselves.  It's a shame none of them can believe in themselves.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 05:55:02 PM
If you've ever read my posts, you'd realize that I don't belive in gud spelling.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 15, 2007, 06:00:41 PM
Gouda Spelling, you mean.


Oh wait, this isn't one of the cheese thread!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 15, 2007, 06:12:49 PM
A cheese thread?  Don't you mean "string cheese?" :rimshot:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 15, 2007, 06:15:21 PM
A cheese thread?  Don't you mean "string cheese?" :rimshot:

I'm contemplated your response (while enjoying BBQ ribs) and have declined to respond.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 06:38:55 PM
Wait, I'm in the cheese thread?
Must taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 15, 2007, 06:53:13 PM
Any turn towards Albfaarquad is a wrong turn.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 07:01:29 PM
True nuff.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 15, 2007, 07:04:30 PM
Althoughhhhh Roswell is nice this time of year.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 07:15:48 PM
That reminds me- Does Roswell do well as a city? I wonder if the whole alien thing stimulates their economy.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 15, 2007, 07:34:45 PM
Have you heard the old saying; 'Roswell that ends well?'
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 08:22:33 PM
I'm not letting you end this thread with a bad pun.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 15, 2007, 08:45:57 PM
I'd say depriving him of a win for a joke like that is a suitable pun-ishment.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 15, 2007, 10:37:08 PM
Gak!  My eyes!  They cannot stand the inept punning! :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on May 15, 2007, 11:59:12 PM
That reminds me- Does Roswell do well as a city? I wonder if the whole alien thing stimulates their economy.

When I lived in Santa Fe I went to Roswell more than once for the UFO museums....
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on May 15, 2007, 11:59:32 PM
and I'm winning!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 16, 2007, 01:01:39 AM
Not any more.  Your victory has been abducted by aliens from Planet BBQ!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on May 16, 2007, 01:40:52 AM
This thread is cute and all but now I'm winning.  Ha Ha Ha. 
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 05:23:40 AM
Winning by an inch!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 16, 2007, 07:22:47 AM
Winning by 13.512 centimeters!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 07:27:21 AM
WINNING BY HALF A FOOT!
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 16, 2007, 07:30:23 AM
WINNING BY THE COMPLETE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE EARTH!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 07:32:41 AM
WINNING AD ABSURDIUM
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Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 07:41:14 AM
I just realized that in the last post I used the culmination of years of development in communication technology, as well as what little knowledge I have of Latin, to do something extremely juvinile.

Winning by a self- evaluating musing!
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 16, 2007, 08:08:43 AM
Congratulations.

You've just been laid.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 08:11:26 AM
I... I was? Dammit, I can't believe i missed that!
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Post by: Pak-Man on May 16, 2007, 10:56:30 AM
Well, congratulations. YOU WIN! Now you can all go home and not post here any more! :^)
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Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 10:58:08 AM
You're right- I'm FREE! This is-




DAMMIT!
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 16, 2007, 12:43:22 PM
I am the champion! Now all the young upstarts are gonna be gunning for me.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 16, 2007, 02:41:07 PM
You've made an enemy out of me, man.  I once played Halo 2 for four hours straight.  This clearly makes me an expert on guns.  You'd better watch your back.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 16, 2007, 03:38:48 PM
That's nothing.  I once got a high score on the "Big Buck Hunter" arcade game at a Godfather's Pizza in Red Wing, Minnesota.
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Post by: Hebs on May 16, 2007, 03:44:41 PM
That's nothing.  I once got a high score on the "Big Buck Hunter" arcade game at a Godfather's Pizza in Red Wing, Minnesota.

Yeah?  YEAH?  Well I got the highest score EVER on "Bigger Buck Hunter" arcade game at Godfather II's Pizza in Red Bank, New Jersey.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 16, 2007, 04:18:45 PM
I'm Number 1!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 16, 2007, 06:08:46 PM
I'm Avogadro's Number!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 07:03:18 PM
I AM A MOBIUS STRIP!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BobEvil on May 17, 2007, 07:10:36 AM
A winner is me. And until that changes, this thread is happy end.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 17, 2007, 07:28:35 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 07:43:56 AM
Eh, our whole family has tourettes. Language isn't really a problem.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 17, 2007, 04:38:09 PM
Nosehair
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 05:10:28 PM
By the way, Hazzah, I've been meaning to ask- What does "Hazzah" mean?
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Post by: Pak-Man on May 18, 2007, 01:25:10 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huzzah
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 05:17:35 AM
That's what I thought at first, but Hazzah is spelled with two A's.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 10:09:36 AM
I believe he mentioned in a previous post that he preferred Hazzah to Huzzah because of the palindrome-ness.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 10:57:05 AM
Fair nuff'. Thanks.
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 02:10:38 PM
Welcome.
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Post by: Oceaniclost on May 19, 2007, 08:50:37 AM
did I win?

Happy slap your butt day today everyone  ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BobEvil on May 19, 2007, 09:58:11 AM
You had been winning, but victory is mine, yet again.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on May 19, 2007, 11:05:43 AM
Let's just all agree to stop posting. That way, no one will be the winner.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 01:50:31 PM
Finally, we can end the debate (and this thread)...YES! I prefer Hazzah to Huzzah simply because palindromes (according to those in the know) are coolness.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 02:54:30 PM
I agree, better to end the thread now.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 06:42:50 PM
My concurrance is aforementioned.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 07:25:31 PM
And mine is postformentioned.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:09:13 PM
You have my gratitude.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 08:12:50 PM
And I think you have my Nelly Furtado CD. Give me my CD back, I'll give you back your graditude.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:57:15 PM
You mean my drink coaster? Take it!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 08:59:35 PM
Oh, great. Just as well, I've been using your gratitude as a bathroom towel.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Steve-O on May 19, 2007, 10:35:33 PM
You know, I'm currently the "last one" to post in this thread.  But the guy before me is the last one before the last one.  And the guy before that is the last one before the last one before the last one.  Doesn't that make us all winners?  I think it does.

Congratulations, all!
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 20, 2007, 03:55:45 AM
Nope, sorry.  This thread operates under the brutal capitalist law of the jungle, or as I like to call it, the Highlander Rule:

(http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/highlander.jpg)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

You lose, you filthy COMMIE! :angry:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 05:12:28 AM
Commies....I hate Commies!

(to paraphrase Indiana Jones)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 05:46:23 AM
I just visualized a pit filled with communists crawling around on their bellies. Karen Allen freaking out as Boris Yeltsin slithers closer to her.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 05:50:08 AM
The fact that you visualized Yelstin slithring in any way, shape, or form is disgusting enough, thank you!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:10:40 AM
Good, GOD you're right!
Well, at least he was clothed in my mental image. Whatever you do, don't imagine a naked Yeltsin slithering.
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Post by: Hebs on May 20, 2007, 08:01:49 AM
You guys will NEVER guess where I was this weekend.....

http://www.roadhousecafe.com/body_index.html

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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 08:08:18 AM
Anyone get thrown through a window? Or get their throats ripped out?
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on May 20, 2007, 09:41:58 AM
No relation...
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 12:22:15 PM
Never mind that everyone! King Ghidorah is attacking the city!
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h259/ultrman/KingGhidora92.jpg)
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 20, 2007, 02:48:02 PM
Accompanied by A GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD!  Hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw8.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 03:00:01 PM
(http://www.kaijuhq.org/Bagan.jpg)

BAGAN, TOO?! But he never even made it into a Kaiju film!
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 03:04:29 PM
SNUH?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 03:25:30 PM
What does SNUH mean, then? We're kinda in the middle of an invasion!
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 05:24:18 PM
As first said on an episode of The Simpsons years ago, I have taken it myself and molded into a word meaning the following..

When you don't understand something, and insted of sounding deaf AND stupid, you simply say "Snuh?" and it instanly gets a bit of a chuckle, and the speaker assumes naturally that the subject bears repeating.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:18:19 PM
Oh, I see. That's really-
OHMYGOD! HAZZAH, LOOK OUT!
(http://www.gillgill.com/shop/images/main-cut.jpg)

Run!
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 06:25:44 PM
What? Oh that's just my pet, Zilly!

*rubs him behind the ears vigoriously*
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:28:46 PM
Which one is Zilly? The dinosaur or the Venus Rodan Trap?

Oh, and Bagan was/is a Moster that almost mad eit into several Godzilla films, but was cut out at the last minute and replaced with someone with more history. He's become famous in his own right as an almost-monster.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 06:43:22 PM
Ohhh..I had them scientifically grafted together.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:45:00 PM
No wonder they both look so pissed.

Hey, little Biollante comic curtesy of Bob The Angry Flower:
(http://www.angryflower.com/biolla.gif)
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 20, 2007, 08:21:07 PM
I kind of want to watch "Little Shop of Horrors" now.  Thanks, guys.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 08:27:12 PM
See, the people who made Biollante ripped off Audrey 2, but they at least followed the one big rule of a sucsessful rip off: Make the copy cooler than the original.
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Post by: Sideswipe on May 20, 2007, 10:30:23 PM
I win.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 04:49:01 AM
Hedorah says otherwise, Sideswipe!
(http://www.onlyinternet.net/awinterrowd/kaiju/gallery/hedorah.jpg)

Okay, okay. I'm done.
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Post by: Oceaniclost on May 21, 2007, 08:47:42 AM
Here you go, here are my monsters to attack!!  >:D


(http://www.criminologia.it/immagini_giorno/bratz%20copia.jpg)
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 21, 2007, 09:06:39 AM
Am I going to have to release Cthullu?
(http://www.nyder.com/cthulhu/graphics/chickcomic.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 10:20:14 AM
Go ahead, I'll sick the cast of Touched by an Angel on the squid faced elder god.
(http://www.achannel.ca/images/shows-victoria/touchedbyanangel_lrg.jpg)

Monica and Tess vs Cthulu: Whoever Wins, We Win.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on May 21, 2007, 10:34:14 AM
Gah!  That black woman looks like a sasquatch!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 10:36:12 AM
The funny thing is, she's not the angel of death- the 4000 year old virgin in the back is!



Plaese don't ask me how I know this.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 05:29:40 PM
Why do energy drinks make you crash after you drink them?  Damn CAFFIENE!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:28:06 PM
See, that is why I drink juice when I need energy. Caffeine is a vicious bitch, pardon my language.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 07:33:54 PM
Juice has never given me energy, just heroin.

Doc said I had to give that up before I become "addicted" or sumptin.

PFFT
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:40:59 PM
It helps that I really don't tire easily. Of course, the vegetarian diet has left me with an appreciation for the energy inherint in protien.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 07:43:21 PM
I don't tire easily either...except between 10 am and 11 pm
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:47:03 PM
Hmmm. Hey, do me a favor- go look into the nearest mirror. Do you see anything? Just... wondering.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 07:50:41 PM
no mirrors...completely bald, so no need to make final arrangements with the hairdo.  :)
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:52:10 PM
Okay... hey, could you do me a favor? Rub yourself with garlic cloves for a minute. Feel okay? Just... curious.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 07:54:51 PM
Yah yah, fine...good good, of course, this is Garlique...imitation garlic. it's cheaper!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:58:16 PM
Grrr. Okay, just one more thing- could you stab yourself with a stake in the heart? Are you a pile of dust? Just askin'.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 08:06:37 PM
The only types of steaks I have are of meat...and I'm not all that hungry now.

But to your second question, no I'm not that old yet.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 08:08:12 PM
Okay, I'm just going to be straightforward. Are you a vampire?
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 08:08:37 PM
You should ask him if any werewolves have inexplicably tried to kill him recently.

Oh, of course you just out and say it now. Smooth.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 08:10:12 PM
Don't blame me! The guy couldn't do a proper unmasking if you literally put a mask on him and plugged the air holes!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 08:13:32 PM
I keep biting my bottom lip..why is that?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 08:16:35 PM
DIE, UNDEAD SPAWN OF- Oh, wait. That's just an overbite! And you're just an insomniac!
I'm perfectly safe after all!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 08:22:23 PM
I do wear black a lot...and I was born in Transylvania.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 08:22:40 PM
I'm perfectly safe after all!

Hey... Junkyard... old buddy. Wanna help me practice axe-throwing?

*hands you a dartboard*

Now don't flinch.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 08:28:50 PM
Thank God I wore my chain mail tunic and titanium cup!

By the way, I recently passed into "Big Montana" territory- What the hell are those brown things under the title?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 08:30:24 PM
Thank God I wore my chain mail tunic and titanium cup!

By the way, I recently passed into "Big Montana" territory- What the hell are those brown things under the title?

Big, juicy roast beef sandwiches full of dripping beef on top of more beef and yet more beef, mister vegetarian.

Apparently a Big Montana is an Arby's recipe that someone at Rifftrax HQ likes.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 08:34:24 PM
Dude, you're right. I feel so... dirty.
Okay, I hope you won't mind if I just post individual words for the next...lessee... what, 250 posts? Or a full 500 before the next change?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 08:37:37 PM
Pretend it's a corn patty soaked in soy sauce.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 08:40:46 PM
"Corn Patty?"
Just what do you think we Vegetarians survive on?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 08:44:30 PM
Teehee. I have a vegetarian friend who I jokingly invite to a barbecue now and then and act all hurt when she politely declines. I once suggested that she go out in the back yard and graze while the rest of us tore into our burgers.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 08:53:19 PM
You know, I've tried, and being a vegetarian at a BBQ just doesn't work. Midwesterners seem to make sure some creature had to die for their food before they eat it.
And I have a company picnic coming up. Sigh.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 08:56:52 PM
Isn't there usually at least a potato salad for you to nibble on? Not exactly a full meal, but better than sneaking in a big bag full of trail mix...
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 09:04:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, sorry. You've obviously not had Wisconsin Potato and Bacon Bit Salad before.

At the picnic-
"So, do you guys happen to have any Boca Burgers on the grill?"
"No. I guess Bocas aren't in season, huh?"
"Riiiiight."
"We still got some pork and beans, though. And the Potato Salad with Deer's eyes."
"Ummm... Actually, I ate before I came here. I'll just have a soda."
"Sure. Beef or Chicken flavored?"
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 09:06:50 PM
I just had a thought. If you were forced to eat meat through desperation, would you completely lose your mind and tear off your shirt and run around like an animal, screaming your head off and biting inanimate objects before finally curling up in the corner and weeping softly? Kind of like Blade when he doesn't get his serum?
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 09:10:15 PM
Hmmm. In desperate times I can eat meat, I think.  But I will make a big show of it if it happens, and make sure it's video taped. It was weird when I became a vegetarian: I figured I'd spend weeks fighting the temptation to eat meat, but after basically maybe 2 days, i was pretty much over it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 09:13:24 PM
Can I ask what the appeal of vegetatianism is for you? My aformentioned friend is sensetive and can't really deal with the thought of eating something that used to be alive, and I somehow don't think that's as complicated as the thought process gets... 
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 09:18:46 PM
About three years ago, I adopted Hinduism after some years as an athiest. It made sense to me in general, having vague divinities, an afterlife plan that actaully makes sense, and a tolerance of other religions. Now, it's not nessesary to become a vegetarian if you're a Hindu but... well, I guess I didn't really have to change my life much to live as a Hindu, so I wanted to show devotion in some way.
It's a bit more complicated than that, but not by much.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 09:28:08 PM
Ah, I understand.

Vegetarianism wouldn't work for me. I actually choked on a salad both times I tried to eat one. That, and every time I'd watch the National Geographic Channel and learn about how some guy got eaten by a puma in Canada I'd think to myself "well, this is clearly a mutual relationship, so why am I above eating a chicken?"
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 21, 2007, 09:49:31 PM
Ditto, Rob.  I can't eat green, leafy stuff.  I'm positive that it'll be the death of me one day, but for now, I'm content to eat charred animal flesh.  Seems a shame, though.  If I did enjoy green, leafy stuff, I could see myself living comfortably eating seafood and salad all my life.  Oh, well.  My loss, I guess.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 21, 2007, 09:56:38 PM
I'm sure I'd be a lot healthier if I ate a salad instead of a pork chop now and then. Of course, I'm so naturally thin as it is that I might waste away and end up looking like this guy:

(http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/a/S/O/alphadogprempic14.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 04:49:40 AM
I managed to actaully gain weight as a vegetarian.
I consider this... my victory.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 04:22:07 PM
I'm sure I'd be a lot healthier if I ate a salad instead of a pork chop now and then. Of course, I'm so naturally thin as it is that I might waste away and end up looking like this guy:

(http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/a/S/O/alphadogprempic14.jpg)

Nobody should look like DJ Qualls...not even DJ Qualls.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 04:51:38 PM
No one should be NAMED DJ Qualls.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 04:56:27 PM
In fact, unless you're actually a radio DJ or a character on "Rosanne", you shouldn't even be able to utter the term "D.J."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 04:58:51 PM
And I don't like DJ Quall's personality or worldview. Is there anything about DJ Qualls we haven't picked apart and insulted?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 05:43:54 PM
his ears make me physically ill and his voice is more irritating than a Carrot Top marathon.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 06:58:16 PM
And yet you couldn't have won this thread without him!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 22, 2007, 07:00:04 PM
No one's winning anything. It has been... decreed.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 07:05:39 PM
May I ask by whom?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 22, 2007, 07:08:04 PM
THOR!

(http://www.amazingcomics.it/thor5web.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 07:14:55 PM
By Thor himself, or just his hammer?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 22, 2007, 07:16:10 PM
I'm assuming it was by Thor himself, since the note was delivered rolled up in an empty Budweiser bottle that fell from the sky, through my window and bounced off my head. I can only imagine that he parked his monster truck on Bifrost, leaned out the window and threw it at me.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 07:17:51 PM
HA!! Thor only drinks Miller Lite! SO it's a fake! I knew it!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 22, 2007, 07:18:15 PM
Gasp. It must be from... um...

any suggestions?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 07:21:11 PM
Um.... duh:
(http://www.floridastuff.com/bud/frogs2.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 22, 2007, 07:21:53 PM
Now why would the Budweiser frogs possibly want to keep us from winning anything?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 07:22:41 PM
My guess is Louie the Lizard
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 22, 2007, 07:24:42 PM
Never hire a ferret to do a weasel's job.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 07:26:54 PM
I would have sworn adopting the name "Gary the Gekko" would throw them off my trail. You guys know where I can hide from homicidal frogs?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 07:30:20 PM
You're thinking of Gordon Gekko...from "Wall Street"

and in answer to your question: Applesauce
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Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 07:34:37 PM
Delicious AND secure!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: AmazingThor on May 23, 2007, 12:58:49 PM
Delicious AND secure!
Hey, thats the catchphrase from my new line of edible deadbolts!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 23, 2007, 01:07:00 PM
Are they anything like edible underwear? I think those might actually attract strange people to your door...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 01:09:44 PM
Hey, thats the catchphrase from my new line of edible deadbolts!

You'd always know that at least one man could get past your defenses:
(http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2005/jul20/mattereaterlad.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 08:13:33 AM
Can't let this guy win...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:13:53 AM
Sure you can.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 08:14:20 AM
No, I cannot, and I will not!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:14:50 AM
Fine, you win.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 08:16:02 AM
WOO HOO!!    :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:16:58 AM
Congadulations!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 08:17:33 AM
Fantabulations!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:19:19 AM
On a side note, have you checked in at the "What's in a name" thread? I'm curious as to what your name means.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:22:00 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/Fantastic.jpg)!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 08:23:11 AM
On a side note, have you checked in at the "What's in a name" thread? I'm curious as to what your name means.



Well, originally I went by just Kodiak, which was the short form of "The Kodiak Marmoset", a character that appeared in one episode of the great Ren and Stimpy show, back when it was good. He was the world's largest smallest primate. BTW the episode is one of my all-time favorites: The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.

Some time back, I learned to juggle, and had so much fun with it I decided to add it to the moniker.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:29:39 AM
Oops, my bad!

Oh, and
I
WIN

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Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 19, 2007, 08:38:15 AM
Guys, I really want to win this.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:56:07 AM
You can do it, Jewish carpenter!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 09:39:51 AM
hooray for everyone's tenacity!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 10:10:20 AM
It is really uplifting, isn't it?
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Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 10:11:57 AM
Indeed
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 10:20:32 AM
Quite.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 19, 2007, 10:52:09 AM
You can do it, Jewish carpenter!
Thanks Junkyard. I hope everyone takes a moment of silence to celebrate my victory in their own fashion.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 11:00:16 AM
Moments gone, what's for lunch?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Pak-Man on July 19, 2007, 11:02:39 AM
If you can read this: YOU WIN! No need to even post anything at all! In fact, doing so might forfeit your victory!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 11:06:08 AM
Nice try
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Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 11:08:53 AM
Sinse this doesn't fit anywhere else, can I make one more of these jokes before the film is completely gone from the public conciousness? I know it's not goin g to be funny, it's just something I need to do.

Madness?
THIS IS THE RIFFTRAX ROUNDTABLE!!
*KICK*
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Steve-O on July 19, 2007, 05:59:34 PM
As everyone knows,

(http://i17.tinypic.com/4udd93m)

So those of you currently hopped up on goofballs (you know who you are), please stop posting in this thread.  You know you can't win.  Stop mucking it up for the rest of us.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:01:46 PM
By the way, I would like to formally thank Kodiak for making sure this thread didn't end with a picture of Matter Eater Lad.
I would much rather end it with this:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/63/Triplicate_Girl_LSH3.jpg/200px-Triplicate_Girl_LSH3.jpg)
Triplicate Girl
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: googergieger on July 19, 2007, 06:04:19 PM
dude with the homestar runner display.

are you fifteen and under?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 06:05:46 PM
Hey everyone's as old as they feel.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:22:48 PM
Maybe I could end it with
(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/064/9/b/Saturn_Girl_by_retort.jpg)
Saturn Girl!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 06:31:10 PM
I see your Saturn Girl and raise you

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e6/Starfire_turner.jpg)

a Starfire
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:33:27 PM
Now here's a question: How upsetting would a woman without pupils be? Could you, in real life, ignore glowing green eyes for glowing orange boobies?
I can't say for sure myself.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 06:39:49 PM
mmm glowing orange boobies ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 19, 2007, 06:43:35 PM
Now here's a question: How upsetting would a woman without pupils be? Could you, in real life, ignore glowing green eyes for glowing orange boobies?

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c9/250px-Starfire_turner.jpg)

Yes. Yes I could.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
B(o)(o)BIES

But really, I'm holding out for Infectious Lass
(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/310/a/c/Infectious_Drurha_by_kidmarvelj.jpg)

Not my rendition, by the way. Some guy named kidmarvelj's on Deviantart.
And yeah, her powers are exactly what they sound like.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 06:56:01 PM
eww the penicillin you'd go through
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:56:38 PM
Still, it'd be worth it. Rowr!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 06:59:51 PM
There's always Kitty Pryde

(http://jazzlawyer.typepad.com/a_month_of_testing/images/shadowcat1-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 07:03:21 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/00/Vixen_JLoA4.jpg/250px-Vixen_JLoA4.jpg)

Kitty Pryde? With Vixen out there?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 07:08:25 PM
I like a nice Jewish girl, particularly if she can phase through solid objects: walls, doors, her clothes
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 07:10:16 PM
It's funny. There are fewer Jewish superheroes than gay ones, I think. They generally avoid mentioning a hero's faith, though, so we can't be sure.
Could Superman in fact be Superjew?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 07:13:23 PM
My guess is Lutheran;  he's a country boy but he's heartland country not southern country.(i.e. Baptist)

I've always wondered about Wayne Industries though. I think it would kick ass if Batmensch  were Jewish
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 07:58:18 PM
"Batman, the Joker is Robbing Gotham Savings and Loan!"
"I'll be right- wait, is today the 14th?"
"The 15th."
"Uh, sorry then, good luck with that."
"What? Why won't you come?"
"Look, get off my ass about it: It's Saturday!"
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 05:10:31 AM
Yeah but most of the crime in Gotham happens after sundown, he'd be alright once the Sabbath is over.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 06:53:58 AM
Hmmm. Mostly goes out at night.... wears a cowl, making him one of few superheroes to actually cover his head... steriotypically good at making money....
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 07:02:57 AM
Also skilled at close space hand to hand combat  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krav_Maga) and the child of an industrialist. I'm telling you it all fits. The Caped crusader is a Mensch!

That puts him in a select group with Ms Pryde, Ben Grimm and er Magneto and his family.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:12:44 AM
Oh, geeze. That Ben Grimm thing was hilarious.
"Hey, I'm a Jew. Now let's never bring this up in any fashion, ever again."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 07:20:35 AM
Thank G-D that his suoperpowers were caused by the cosmic rays, can you imagin the bris otherwise?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:21:02 AM
SOOO.. who won
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 07:29:47 AM
Who can tell?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on July 20, 2007, 07:33:22 AM
I really thought last week that this thread was over. But naturally, it will be remembered by someone, who will check to see who really won.. and then be tempted to post.  It's a vicious cycle!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 07:34:35 AM
Indeed it is
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:57:45 AM
You know, I volunteer to let this vicious cycle end with me.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 08:00:58 AM
Yeah, Me too...
OOPS!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 08:01:16 AM
Now both of you relax I'll handle it
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:02:17 AM
Redux! Don't be a hero!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 08:03:45 AM
JUST KILL IT!!
SOMBODY, PLEEEAASEE!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:05:58 AM
What are you taking about? Kill wha-
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/69/AVP_Xenomorph.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 08:11:48 AM
Damn now I've got to go open the stasis pods

(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensSlaap.jpg)

hmm it might not be all bad  :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:14:36 AM
Hmm. There's a point where cheekbones stop being hot, and start being scary, and Waever crosses that line.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 08:14:47 AM
WHOAH!!
 She's close enough to 'cop yourself a feel' dude!! :o
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 08:17:17 AM
Hmm. There's a point where cheekbones stop being hot, and start being scary, and Waever crosses that line.

Nonsense

(http://www.cinemas-online.co.uk/films/ghostbusters/dana%20barrett.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:18:14 AM
By the way, you know who's made some suprising changes, perhaps with the help of a great deal of make up?
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_reaping/hilary_swank/reaping5.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 08:19:33 AM
The solo sexual experience of Hillary is not attractive.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:34:59 AM
By the way, I didn't feel this was worth actually starting a thread for on the links section, so do you mind if I post this here?
http://godzillasamurai.deviantart.com/gallery/
This guy does re-designs of old Kaiju monsters that, I think, are really pretty cool.
He managed to turn
this
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/varan.jpg)
into this
(http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/054/2/2/Godzilla_Neo___VARAN_by_GodzillaSamurai.jpg)

Also check out his Jet Jaguar.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 02:39:59 PM
Interesting
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 02:42:37 PM
I think it's fun.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 02:51:12 PM
MAN! Still Beating it!
 :deadhorse:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 20, 2007, 03:08:46 PM
So did I win yet?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 03:09:05 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 06:30:32 AM
Now, now don't taunt carpenter!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 06:35:11 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/energizer.gif)
STILL GOING?!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 06:37:18 AM
indeed
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 06:38:39 AM
WHOAH NELLY...
Carpenter's gonna B Pissed!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 06:39:40 AM
Ah well he can turn the other cheek.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 06:40:59 AM
Not litterly I hope...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 06:41:34 AM
that might involve some unpleasentness
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 06:43:22 AM
Well, I hope he doesnt mind  if I post here 1 more time to get 1000 posts...

YES!! 1000 FINALLY
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:21:53 AM
That's what they tell me!

The next poster is a good american!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:22:13 AM
Oops, wrong thread!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 07:24:41 AM
Nicely surreal however.

Firefox with multiple tabs?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:29:02 AM
The firefox logo is a fox chasing it;s own tail- isn't that inspiring?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 07:33:25 AM
it's oroborous the fox, I suppose he grew tired of being a serpent.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:36:18 AM
Huh.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 07:39:02 AM
that's right
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:47:38 AM
So, what are our secret pleasures here?

Mine's Travelogues.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 07:51:18 AM
Well that's a good cue to play one of the funniest bits on the Original version of The Office

[yt=425,350]L42-yKY1vRM[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:58:08 AM
An actual transcript of my reaction:
*Drinking*
Guh! Cough, cough huh cough hahahaha
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:18:39 AM
See I like the American Office but they just don't have someone quite as bizarre as Gareth.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:23:44 AM
Wait, were one of those guys the one eyed pirate from Pirates of the Caribean?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 11:53:36 AM
And another is Arthur Dent from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (film)

Another was in The Simpsons once

[yt=425,350]iVhaGwCruMY[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 01:50:07 PM
Brittish actors sure do get around.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 01:53:17 PM
Yes they do don't they?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 02:01:13 PM
Yup.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 02:02:57 PM
uh huh
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 02:15:02 PM
Mm.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:16:17 PM
sooooo... what does the carpenter think of this thread continuing
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 02:16:35 PM
er-yup
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:21:04 PM
hmm
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 02:21:36 PM
yes?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:22:55 PM
"BUUURRRRPP!!!"
Excuse Me..
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 02:23:57 PM
AAAAAAA!!!!
(http://www.gifmaniacos.com/Godzilla/godline2.gif)
Run! It's baby Godzilla!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 02:24:30 PM
nice graphic
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:24:52 PM
Whoah!
That's Cool!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 02:25:43 PM
very
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:26:06 PM
 :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 02:26:58 PM
 8)
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:27:15 PM
 ::)
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 02:27:45 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:28:17 PM
 :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 02:28:46 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:29:23 PM
 :grr:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 02:30:12 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 02:30:52 PM
People, let us not let thus thread revert into Smilies!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:31:20 PM
 :deadhorse:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 02:32:58 PM
By the way, Godzilla is heading towards the capital, if anyone here CARES!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:33:34 PM
 :violin:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 02:35:31 PM
Wait, a ray of sunlight is filtering in through the smoke...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:37:05 PM
WOW!
I SEE A SUN

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/WHATEVER.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 02:38:21 PM
Wait, what? Godzilla's putting on  alittle hat? Where's that music coming from?
.....
Wow, you don't know ugly till you've seen a monster dance.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:40:03 PM
LIKE THIS
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/gifsaan.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 02:46:38 PM
What the hell was that?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:47:55 PM
A Dinosaur on Drugs
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 03:32:05 PM
I guess. Any idea who's face is pasted on that?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 04:25:09 PM
Probably PSL by now
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 04:28:52 PM
Wait, he's not still working on that computer thing, is he?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 04:30:38 PM
yup..
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 04:34:01 PM
Ceee-ripes. We didn't have these problems with typewriters, slide rules ,and rolodexes!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 04:36:26 PM
yeah.. guess they don't make technology the way they used to
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 04:47:19 PM
Yeah, we were better off back when all we had was the abacus.

Except that people only lived half our current span.

And the plague.

And the caste system.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 04:51:39 PM
Those were the days
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 04:53:53 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:25:36 PM
Appy-polly-loggies, I got a pain in the gulliver.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:27:12 PM
that sux
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 05:29:09 PM
hmm,..I was going to reply then got sidetracked by the look of that transformer dude in boxers,..hmm,...anyhoo.... :clap:
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:29:58 PM
you snooz, you lose
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:30:44 PM
you snooz, you lose
And if you drink booze, you cruise  ;D
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:32:24 PM
and if you drink tequila... well... nuf said.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:36:34 PM
If this van is a rockin', a don't come-a knockin' boots
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:38:08 PM
well, if theirs some spurs on den'er boots, it's a time ta usem
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 05:43:37 PM
now all i have is that part form night at the roxbury where they are bobbing there heads then chris katan breaks the window...crap!!
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:44:42 PM
I am going to defenestrate Chris Kattan.
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 05:45:34 PM
huh?! if that is a bad thing don't go there-i love that dude!! >:D
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:47:24 PM
Okay... un-defenestrates Chris Kattan.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 05:47:29 PM
What now?
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 05:48:46 PM
i am once again stuck stairing at that damn transformer in the boxers-cut it out!!!!!!! >:D
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:49:41 PM
Yeah really, it's kinda annoying.  :D
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 05:51:21 PM
thank you!! i mean-the least you could do is put something funny like,..i don't know,..i can't think....
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:53:14 PM
How about a cartoon speaking balloon where Optimus Prime is making a fist and saying "I'm gonna make 'im an offer he can't refuse"
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 05:54:56 PM
Here's where boxered Prime debuts, where I discovered that he had what appeared to be a retractible penis:
http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,2762.255.html
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 05:55:30 PM
hmm...i am more thinking of a picture of prof. plum from the british 2000 game-holy shit! ;D
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 05:59:17 PM
Always played Plum.
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 06:01:07 PM
he's the best!! when playing i switch off which version i play w/ (some i don't touch though for fear of getting recked) but that british 2000 one is always one of my favs!!
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 06:02:48 PM
They all did it! And Mister Green killed the Butler... in the hall... with the revolver.
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 06:03:44 PM
poor butler!! and what about the cook?! she makes monkey brains then gets killed! how sad!! :'(
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 06:05:57 PM
Yes... but Monkey's brains though popular in cantonese cuisine are not often to be found in Washington, D.C.!
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 06:07:36 PM
it isn't everyday you find someone who can quote that movie!  :clap: it combines to fabulous things clue and tim curry! now-we get mike to riff it (holy shit that would be overload!!)
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 06:10:04 PM
it isn't everyday you find someone who can quote that movie!  :clap: it combines to fabulous things clue and tim curry! now-we get mike to riff it (holy shit that would be overload!!)
Yes it was a great movie... I thought it could have used a bit more comedy earlier on in the film, it was a little too serious for a while there at the beginning I thought.
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 06:11:00 PM
true but still classic! a must have for any clue game collector! (or movie lover)
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 06:14:01 PM
It wouldn't have been right if it was more top heavy in the begining.
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 06:16:36 PM
it is not perfect and that is what makes it so perfect. make any sense?! :-",
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 06:17:30 PM
It's perfect because it's perfect. Any questions?
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 06:17:35 PM
it is not perfect and that is what makes it so perfect. make any sense?! :-
Of course, of course.
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Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on July 21, 2007, 06:20:49 PM
wow-i made sense,...that is a 1st!! ;D
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 06:23:12 PM
Don't let it go to your head.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 06:25:08 PM
Don't let it go to your head.
Everyone deserves a glory moment Junkyard.  :)
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 06:26:19 PM
Sure, but soon he'll try to approch women, thinking he's making sense, and BAM! Jail time.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 06:32:28 PM
Sure, but soon he'll try to approch women, thinking he's making sense, and BAM! Jail time.
Well maybe... maybe not.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 06:35:43 PM
D'OH!!!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 06:44:58 PM
No, trust me, I know.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 06:45:07 PM
D'OH!!!
Flanders!!!
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 06:47:32 PM
DOUBLE D'OH!!
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 06:51:27 PM
DOUBLE D'OH!!
you mean two female deer?
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 06:52:07 PM
What's thins about two female deer? You guys are sick!
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 06:54:17 PM
What's thins about two female deer? You guys are sick!
Hey man, he who said it, bed it!  ;D
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 06:56:30 PM
Nice variation on an old standard!
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 07:01:25 PM
Nice variation on an old standard!
Thanks again.  :)
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:07:13 PM
You seem to be channelling the muse today.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 07:08:31 PM
 :D
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:14:21 PM
Is it wrong that I'm now itching to do another "pantsed Transformer" pic?
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 07:16:13 PM
in Boxers ???
Well... could be
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:18:07 PM
How about Frenzy in spandex?
Ratchet in a mini?
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:05:32 PM
Wow, I'm gone for a few hours and look what weird avenue the discussion meanders into.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:09:55 PM
Check back in 2 more hours and likely as not, RVR and I will be declaring our love for each other via animated gifs, or pretending to fight off dinosaurs.
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:14:18 PM
You know what, I absolutely believe you.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:18:28 PM
Check back in 2 more hours and likely as not, RVR and I will be declaring our love for each other via animated gifs, or pretending to fight off dinosaurs.
Da Hell I Will!!
I'll help with the Dinosaurs though..
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:22:17 PM
I'm trying to work out, which one of you is Zoe and which one is Wash.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:23:11 PM
Dibs on Zoe!
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:24:19 PM
SHIT!! :angry:
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:25:05 PM
nobody wants to be Joss Weedon's avatar
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:26:15 PM
Nobody wants to get impaled by a ship.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:27:21 PM
Both suck!
I agree
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:27:42 PM
There is that I suppose
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:29:04 PM
Suppose they'll do a Serenity sequel, by the way?
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:29:48 PM
my guess would be no
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:33:15 PM
Maybe they'll wait 10 years, so by the sequel everyone's older and all that Inara/Mal stuff will get really awkward.

By the way, forget Zoe, I dib Inara's pillow.
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:35:34 PM
Yes you forget Zoe then she can be mine al mine.

Have I mentioned how hot Gina Torres is?
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:36:58 PM
Even in her most dainty roles, she still has that "snap you in half" hotness.
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:44:46 PM
She was the only thing that made Alias worth watching
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:45:26 PM
She was in Alias? Never saw it.
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:48:56 PM
Occasional star ain the first season i think and then back again in the last one for like tow episodes, the only ones worth watching if you ask me.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:50:17 PM
I saw her when I finally decided to see Matrix 3, years after being hurt by Matrix 2.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 09:08:32 PM
You know, the Matrix reloaded hurts, but it's a guilty pleasure.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 09:12:18 PM
I can't stand the fights in that Turd. How exciting is a fight between a bunch of unkillable guys? How exciting is it after 10 minutes?
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 10:57:46 PM
Yeah I know.... Keanu chews the scenery until it has teeth marks.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 05:47:31 AM
I do find it funny that he kept flying in the last two movies. That makes another generation of Reeves taking to the air.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 05:52:37 AM
I can't stand the fights in that Turd. How exciting is a fight between a bunch of unkillable guys? How exciting is it after 10 minutes?

That's what started to get to me too. After the umpteenth minutes of Keanu hammering Agent Smith with no noticeable effect except making his suit slightly dusty it kind of got old. It was scary the first time you saw an agent get up after being hit by a train, but by the third movie I was just like "For chrissake, wrap it up!" Watching Neo and Agent Smith fight is like playing Goldeneye versus with both players using god mode.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 05:54:53 AM
Man, am I glad I'm not alone in that. Hollywood:
WHAT MAKES A FIGHT EXCITING IS THE POSSIBILITY OF HARM FOR ONE OF THE FIGHTERS!!!
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 06:06:26 AM
While we're on the topic, I saw Enter the Dragon last night on SpikeTV. I'm not a big kung-fu movie guy, but I did notice how much more real the fights looked in older movies (at least this one). When someone landed a solid, forceful punch on his opponent, he staggered back a few steps, braced himself and actually looked like he'd been punched in the chest really hard. In movies these days when someone gets punched they either ignore it completely and keep up what ends up being a kung-fu slap fight or drop like a bag of cement and are dead to the world for the rest of the scene.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 06:15:51 AM
On a semi-related note:
America, you have to realize something right now- If you've punched someone so hard they've gone unconcious, you've done them serious damage. You really can't take too many of those in a single lifetime. Older boxers live with the possibility of internal blood clots breaking loose and just killing them at any time.
So again ,kids, don't try to punch anyone out unless you really want to hurt this person.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 06:34:27 AM
Got a story you'd like to share?
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 06:49:38 AM
No, not really. The idea of people constantly seeing people knock others unconcious in movies and shows freaks me out.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 06:52:55 AM
You mean people don't just wake up a few minutes later and feel perfectly fine after holding some ice on their face for a bit? That would mean that there are a bunch of lackeys, villains and bystanders wandering around with brain damage. Think of all the people Patrick Swayze and Steven Seagal have laid out in their careers.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 06:57:52 AM
Exactly. Sure, the villains shoot at you, but at least they try to make it quick!
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 22, 2007, 10:56:47 AM
No! They're supposed to laugh and brag, tell you all the little details about their plan and then say "And then I will rule the world!!!" followed by hearty, cheesy laughter, and then 10 minutes later and only at least 10 minutes later they will try and kill the hero.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 11:10:28 AM
It's called pre-mortum entertainment, philistene!
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 22, 2007, 11:17:54 AM
Yes but there's nothing anti-corp about it!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 11:19:31 AM
You're referencing something there, but for the life of me I can't remember where I've heard that.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 22, 2007, 03:23:12 PM
You're referencing something there, but for the life of me I can't remember where I've heard that.
Get back to work Fingal!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 03:25:17 PM
Ah! Briliant! Thanks, that was bugging me.
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Post by: Tripe on July 22, 2007, 03:26:30 PM
Wow it's all as clear as mud to me.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 03:54:13 PM
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank?
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 04:25:06 PM
I think someone needs a round of compulsory doppling.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 04:26:43 PM
What? Have you even doppled a fingle before?
Also, my nuts?
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 22, 2007, 06:13:41 PM
I think someone needs a round of compulsory doppling.
Haven't you seen your psychist lately?
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Post by: Tripe on July 22, 2007, 07:34:02 PM
Psychiatrist are listed in every good Yellow Pages.

Nothing to do with the topic at hand really. ;D
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 08:08:03 PM
I forget, what was the topic at hand?
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 08:12:26 PM
Zombies!

I just watched the Dawn of the Dead remake. It irritated me in some ways.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 08:44:51 PM
What ways?
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 22, 2007, 10:49:51 PM
Not enough Bruce Campbell weilding a chainsaw.

... Heh.  I've never seen Dawn of the Dead, original version or remake.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 22, 2007, 11:16:14 PM
What ways?

The typical survival movie fare just doesn't sit well with me. The problem is probably with my tastes more than the movies themselves, but I can't stand watching people who deserve to survive die because of the people who don't - i.e. there's one mortally wounded survivor beset by a horde of zombies and the self-appointed moral compass of the group demands that 5 of the people barricaded inside with her sacrifice themselves in a futile attempt to save the wounded man. My friend and I were sitting on the couch ticking off scenes saying "we would have survived that, we would have survived that, we would have survived that..." Call us self-centered, but at the end of the zombie invasion we would have ensured the survival of more people total by staying put and being rational than if we'd lashed out trying to save a stray dog.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 23, 2007, 12:04:10 AM
The typical survival movie fare just doesn't sit well with me. The problem is probably with my tastes more than the movies themselves, but I can't stand watching people who deserve to survive die because of the people who don't - i.e. there's one mortally wounded survivor beset by a horde of zombies and the self-appointed moral compass of the group demands that 5 of the people barricaded inside with her sacrifice themselves in a futile attempt to save the wounded man. My friend and I were sitting on the couch ticking off scenes saying "we would have survived that, we would have survived that, we would have survived that..." Call us self-centered, but at the end of the zombie invasion we would have ensured the survival of more people total by staying put and being rational than if we'd lashed out trying to save a stray dog.
I think that is inevitably the biggest problem with all horror movies is that there is never ever a character in them that acts rational.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 06:07:37 AM
All things considered, despite their viral tendencies and gruesome demeanor, there' not much really scary about zombies. They're slow moving and stupid. A little bit of planning, and you're set.




(Five months later, after zombies have overrun civilization, and Junkyard finds himself cornered by the soulless monstrosities, some of whom were friends and relatives in life, his last thought is, "I wish I could log in to the message board and retract my statment about zombies! I must seem like such a total noob now!")
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 06:30:35 AM
That's why the extras on Shaun of the Dead are so good, they make fun of that very point: Shaun having to have a rest while the Zombies catch up to him as he leads them away from the pub.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:02:47 AM
Well, after getting back on the rowing machine after two years, that would be me, I'm afraid. I've got the lung capacity of a sparrow, apparently.
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 07:08:30 AM
What sort of rowing machine?

If I had a spare grand and no sense this (http://www.amazon.com/WaterRower-Natural-Rowing-Machine-Monitor/dp/B000A6QIMS/ref=pd_bbs_sr_8/103-7553872-4322212?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1185198718&sr=8-8) is the rowing machine I'd buy:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/31VHN1Y3ZSL._AA280_.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:16:44 AM
It's basically a plastic-and-metal version of that. My inability to pace myself, (and instead defaulting on lung-burst speed,) is making this really hard. That and the weight I've put back on sinse I stopped.
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 07:25:16 AM
You want to get a bike and get out in the countryside while it's still nice out.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:35:19 AM
Currently I walk a few miles every day, but I don't power walk.
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 07:40:51 AM
Ah yes a pedometer's also useful.

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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:50:46 AM
As is curbing my love for nachos.
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 09:06:22 AM
I don't know I'm sure some sort of healthy nutrient rich nachos recipe could be devised.
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 09:07:22 AM
If it's healthy in any way, it's gonna Suck!
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 09:09:30 AM
Which would help Junkyard curb his desire so it'd all work out in the end ;)
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:11:18 AM
Wheatgrass nachos! You're a genius!
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 09:13:12 AM
Wheatgrass nachos?!
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/vomit.gif)!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:14:10 AM
"Why are there always carrots? I didn't even EAT carrots?"
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 09:14:49 AM
I was thinking more of using tofu as the "cheese" in the dish but yes Wheat Grass should definitly be added.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:16:52 AM
Huuu.... huuurrrgggg....huh...GGRRLLLOOORRRPPPHHH!!!!

Thanks, Triplehound. Thank you for mentioning cheese replacment tofu.

Ugh...
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 09:21:47 AM
feeling that craving for nachos dissapating?
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:23:18 AM
I really am.

By the by, I just found this on YouTube, and it makes me happy. Mothra's guest appearence on MST3K.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR405sX4pVE

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Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 23, 2007, 11:58:42 AM
I really am.

By the by, I just found this on YouTube, and it makes me happy. Mothra's guest appearence on MST3K.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR405sX4pVE


hahaha, "Oh come, on you guys. You're high, you're so high." I need to watch that episode again.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 03:46:49 PM
The Kaiju episodes are the best in my opinion. Gamera, Godzilla, Jet Jaguar, and even Gorgo.
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Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 04:08:43 PM
The Kaiju episodes are the best in my opinion. Gamera, Godzilla, Jet Jaguar, and even Gorgo.

But I have a feeling anything anything Kaiju probably gets bonus points from you.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 04:13:18 PM
Thats.... true.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2007, 06:47:14 PM
Unless Mathew Broderick is involved obviously  ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 06:54:03 PM
Again... true.

I really don't like Broderick. Maybe it was the scarring GINO experience, but he seems totally out of place in any movie to me.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 05:52:48 AM
Have you seen his kid with Sarah Jessica Parker?

Poor litttle mite.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 05:53:23 AM
 :o
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:02:02 AM
Wait, they had a kid? Why wasn't this publicised? Because it wasn't as likely to end in tragety as most Hollywood babies?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 06:06:24 AM
Tragedy has already struck, he's got some of the less pleasant feature of both parents.

Remember Village of the Damned?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:36:34 AM
Well, it has to be said:
Help control the celebrity population; have your celebrity spayed or neutered. Good night!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 06:45:39 AM
I wondered what Barker would devote his life to now that He's leaving the Price is Right
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:47:14 AM
I frankly can't wait for CGI celebrities to take over the biz. (Well, Japan thinks it'll happen, anyway.)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 06:52:43 AM
Japan also has Transformers powered by the kisses of little girls.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:54:27 AM
I think you mean panties. That's what the infamous vending machines are for.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 06:56:42 AM
No, I mean kisses (http://www.toysnjoys.com/transformerskiss.html).

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:58:00 AM
Japan constantly confiuses me.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 27, 2007, 09:22:43 AM
Nippon!!

Nihongo wa doku desu ka?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 11:01:33 AM
Come again?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 27, 2007, 11:06:00 AM
Nan desu ka?

Gomen nasai...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 27, 2007, 11:46:03 AM
Nippon!!

Nihongo wa doku desu ka?

Japanese language is... poison...?

Tengo pescados en mis pantalones cortos!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 01:07:22 PM
Hmmm. I just realized, I've forgotten all the "I don't know how to speak _____"s that I learned a few years back. In retrospect, learneing to say something that people would quickly learn for themselve sis kinda silly, anyway.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on July 31, 2007, 07:59:13 AM
Well, I'm entirely dismissive of any and all foreigners, but if I ever get into a situation where I am forced to communicate with them*, I usually just talk like I would to a caveman.  All you have to do is point and grunt.  Using this method, it's surprisingly simple to convey exactly where you want your car parked to a simple-minded, primitive Canadian. **


*  I know - the thought of an entire world of widely diverse cultures somehow existing OUTSIDE America is utterly unfathomable, but I have crossed the mythical "border" and can say with a fair amount of certainty that other countries DO somehow exist.  They all suck, of course.

** Hilariously, he ended up saying something to me in Canadian that I swear sounded like "I'm not a valet, you hoser!"  Then he punched me in the face.  Canadians are so violent.  Then again, I suppose I'd be crabby, too, if I had to live in an igloo.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 08:07:40 AM
I once spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with my Italian great aunt, who we call Nini, (which is italian for Aunt.) She was gesturing something, and I was trying to communicate back, but after a while she gave up. Later, I realied she was trying to tell me I had a big piece of spinach stuck to one of my teeth. And in retrospect, her pointing to her tooth and miming a scratching motion wasn't terribly abstract.

If I ever end up in a country where people don't speak English, I'm gonna be so damn screwed.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on July 31, 2007, 08:10:50 AM
Nippon!!

Nihongo wa doku desu ka?

Where is the Japanese language?  That's silly.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on July 31, 2007, 08:11:25 AM
Remember Village of the Damned?

Eeewww.. immaculate creepy conception...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 08:22:57 AM
Creepy Conceptions? Celebrity Children!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 08:44:25 AM
Remember Village of the Damned?

Eeewww.. immaculate creepy conception...

Oh no just the creepy look, I'm sure he was conceived the normal way (oh and time for pedantry: Immaculate Conception and Virgin Birth - not the same thing)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 08:48:55 AM
Yeah, Zues immaculately concieved all over the place, but he wasn't the subtle type who just does it remotely. (Which is less creepy that the whole Christain Virgin Birth thing, really.)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 08:50:49 AM
Yeah, Zues immaculately concieved all over the place, but he wasn't the subtle type who just does it remotely. (Which is less creepy that the whole Christain Virgin Birth thing, really.)

Nope Zeus never immaculately conceived at all. Only one person has, if you believe in it, been immaculately conceived. And it's not who most people think it is.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 08:54:43 AM
So wait, what exactly does Emaculate conception mean? And yes, I'll bite: Who?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on July 31, 2007, 09:03:26 AM
I'm glad you asked, Junky.  "Immaculate conception" refers to the foundation of the Pittsburgh Steelers (known at the time as the Pittsburgh Pirates) by Art Rooney, Sr. in 1933.  Though they have really, really sucked at intermittent periods in their history, the Steelers have been one of the most successful franchises in the NFL, winning five Super Bowls. :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 31, 2007, 09:08:27 AM
Super Bowl, Super Salad!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 09:09:55 AM
The Orange Bowl, the Rose Bowl... when we gonna get a bread bowl? I like soup, but carbs make everything better!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 09:12:36 AM
So wait, what exactly does Emaculate conception mean? And yes, I'll bite: Who?

Immaculate conception means being born without the taint of original sin. And the only person to have that distinction would be Mary. Much as you need to clear potting soil of rocks and stones and the like so I guess the flower pot that was Mary's uterus needed to be free of the taint of Original Sin. That's how the doctrine goes. wether you believe that or not is up to the individual but often Immaculate Conception is used as a synonymous term for Virgin Birth and that would be the furthest from the accurate.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 10:33:52 AM
So, what, if Mary had a dirty thought during the pregnancy, Jesus would have been burnt out?

No, I don't know how I came to that conclusion, GET OFF MY BACK.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 01:15:53 PM
So, what, if Mary had a dirty thought during the pregnancy, Jesus would have been burnt out?

No, more like she was incapable of such, or perhaps whatever she did wouldn't be dirty cause she didn't have the taint on her.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 31, 2007, 01:26:39 PM
This just in: Paris Hilton has lost her $60 Million inheritance!!!

Read all about it here:

http://www.thisisrealjournalism.com/hilton_hears_a_who.html
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 02:18:44 PM
The orignal sin thing never sat well with me. Everyone has to pay because the seconf human EVER got tricked by the corrupter of ANGELS? Eve was set up.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 31, 2007, 02:20:26 PM
Angels are only make-believe, just like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos.


Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 02:39:07 PM
And Barney!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 05:58:36 PM
The original sin thing never sat well with me. Everyone has to pay because the seconf human EVER got tricked by the corrupter of ANGELS? Eve was set up.

Yeah see the thing is original sin really comes down to contrariness "don't eat that fruit" "I'm gonna eat the fruit"

But contrariness is a useful trait at times. Original Sin is, for want of a better word, good.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 06:00:26 PM
We wouldn't be human without it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 06:05:52 PM
And the same is true for essentially every emotion positive or negative.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 06:11:33 PM
Yeah, but I'd say that, real or not, the stuff attributed to the "Fruit of the Tree of Death" is perhaps the most defining part of us. Before whatever point is equivalent to that in our evolution, we were just monkeys.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 06:14:52 PM
Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 31, 2007, 06:15:46 PM
We're all incipit little monkeys.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 06:17:49 PM
Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil

It seems to be both, actually. Brings death by bringing knowlege. The study Bible I use translates weird.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 06:18:55 PM
Oooh which translation?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 06:20:37 PM
Concordia Study Bible. College thing. Can't norrow it down any more without doing more digging than I... well, want to.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 06:44:50 PM
Oh that's an NIV.

I quite like the Moffat Translation

Ever hear of Bible Errata?

It's a minor feature in Good Omens
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 06:50:25 PM
Not to offend, but I'm only reading this to read it. I don't know nothing about no versions.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 06:55:48 PM
Oh they're a hoot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_errata)

I love the "Wicked" Bible and the "Fool" Bible
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 06:58:37 PM
Oh, I actually have heard of these! Ever heard of the book, Poisonwood Bible, by BArbara Kingsolver? It talks about those a lot towards the end.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 06:59:52 PM
Heard of it, never read it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 08:07:21 PM
It's a real "Opra Club" kinda book, but still very good. Always kinda liked Kingsolver.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on August 03, 2007, 11:34:27 PM
That is all fine and dandy whatever was being said! All i can say is I AM WINNING!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 03, 2007, 11:37:15 PM
Yeah, I think Mr. Torso is gonna win!!


...


...



Wait a minute...

 ???
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2007, 05:18:39 AM
Ooh bad Kodiak, spoiling Torso's fun!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 05:21:51 AM
Geez, and now Triple Hound's gonna win.

Oh, I'm sorry, Tripe Hound.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2007, 05:29:54 AM
That's ok
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 05:36:15 AM
Thanks for being so understanding.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2007, 07:21:33 AM
Anytime ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 10:33:01 AM
Do... do I win?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 10:36:15 AM
NO
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 10:44:39 AM
NO

(http://www.clipartreview.com/_gallery/_TN/1403380.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 10:46:45 AM
Aw, suck it up, ya big baby.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2007, 11:27:04 AM
Now Junkyard be nice to Chaos!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 11:30:30 AM
*sniffle*
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 11:31:13 AM
Yeah, considering he's saving me a lot of trouble with the Round Table Riff by agreeing to compile it, I should be. The wanker.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2007, 11:32:30 AM
That's the spirit!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 11:44:52 AM
By the way, is anyone here participating in the Round Table Riff?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 04, 2007, 11:55:18 AM
By the way, is anyone here participating in the Round Table Riff?

0:00:00 - "No." :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 04, 2007, 12:10:10 PM
 
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/122/poster71134069ji6.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 04, 2007, 12:13:14 PM
CLASSIC!! :D :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 03:14:38 PM
You people are having too much fun with that program.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 05:36:45 PM
You people are having too much fun with that program.

(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x197/ChaosFromOrder/WastingTime.jpg)

Yes... yes we are.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 06:49:23 PM
Okay, that was good.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 05, 2007, 09:19:35 AM
Wasn't it?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 11:46:54 AM
By the way, the next person to post on this thread told me that he/she has a crush on Paris Hilton.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 05, 2007, 11:49:07 AM
It's the Paris, Hilton, what can I say I'm a hotelophile. The London Hilton's pretty damn cute too.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 12:37:15 PM
That's nothing. The next person to post in this thread told me that they've had syphilis TWELVE times.  :scared:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 12:48:10 PM
In Scrabble. What are the odds?

Speaking of board games on the Bored Games section of the Forum, I like Clue.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 05, 2007, 12:53:13 PM
In Scrabble. What are the odds?

Speaking of board games on the Bored Games section of the Forum, I like Clue.

Clue is good.  It also had a movie with Tim Curry and a very nice pair of French breasts.  I can't remember anything else about it, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 01:00:01 PM
You don't rememebr the "I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!" thing? What a shame.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 05, 2007, 01:01:02 PM
You don't rememebr the "I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!" thing? What a shame.

Oh yeah, Michael McKean was funny, too.   As the "gay" agent.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 01:08:17 PM
You don't rememebr the "I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!" thing? What a shame.

Oh yeah, Michael McKean was funny, too.   As the "gay" agent.

The gaygent, if you will.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 01:55:51 PM
I liked the bit where Ms. White tries to explain her anger.
"Flames, shooting out the side of my head. Heaving...breathless... flames..."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 03:15:41 PM
My picture. Let me show you it.

(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x197/ChaosFromOrder/JunkyardPosts.jpg)

The horse. It is dead.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 04:54:45 PM
Let's hope nobody else feels the need to beat it.

And no, your psychological tricks aren't going to keep me from posting again. :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 06, 2007, 10:55:03 AM
I dub thee...

Sir Posts-a-lot.


Now, onward to that 1st place title!!

Your adversary, Sarcasm_made_Easy awaits!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 06, 2007, 10:56:15 AM
There can only be one
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 11:07:25 AM
THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER WAY!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 06, 2007, 11:08:15 AM
There is no other way.

Neither can live while the other survives, Harry.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on August 06, 2007, 11:53:20 AM
 ;D  Aaha that Junkyard picture is so funny - you know Junk, you did shoot up to like 1,000 posts in two weeks.  Pretty hard core typing.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 11:54:24 AM
I know, I know. Don't worry, people, I've got another interview today. It's only a matter of time.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 06, 2007, 11:58:06 AM
Just think of the state of his carpel tunnels.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:02:02 PM
Again, don't worry- I type with my nose!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 06, 2007, 12:04:34 PM
his poor Greater alar !
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:06:05 PM
Also I'm a robot.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 06, 2007, 12:09:31 PM
...a breakdancing robot that catches fire and gets less gongs than Homer and Barney?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:14:35 PM
No.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on August 06, 2007, 12:15:25 PM
I must post something special to commemorate my 800th post.


...

I can't think of anything witty.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:16:33 PM
Congrats.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2007, 12:17:51 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: MrTorso on August 06, 2007, 12:20:54 PM
Once again!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:21:55 PM
What's scary is that even without checking, I'm pretty sure Hebs has been on this board for a while more than I have, and I'm celebrating my 4457th, right?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2007, 12:27:41 PM
Well.. There's a Definite Difference in the 'Devotion' Level ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:29:34 PM
I just like talking to people!

.....

Oh, wait, I just like talking. My mistake.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2007, 12:31:18 PM
Hell.. Junkyard and I signed on the forum the same day, and I feel left behind! :'(
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:33:58 PM
Ah, I remember, about a month or so back, when I thought I had won this thread. Victory was so very sweet.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 06, 2007, 12:45:40 PM
but fleeting
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:55:24 PM
Isn't it always?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 06, 2007, 12:56:00 PM
Indeed
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 01:00:11 PM
Yup, yup.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2007, 01:39:19 PM
 :D :clap:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 02:34:08 PM
Victory is fleeting, but failure lasts a lifetime.

Hmm... that sounds demotivational... *heads to diy.dispair.com*
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 02:51:28 PM
I'M EMPLOYED!

Never has Piggly Wiggly looked so much like a savior!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 03:44:08 PM
Con... congratu... lations?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 04:09:48 PM
Eh, I really wasn't going for something impressive. I just want something for gas money through this semester. And I'm still looking for other jobs as we speak.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: torgosPizza on August 06, 2007, 06:41:54 PM
Eh, I really wasn't going for something impressive. I just want something for gas money through this semester. And I'm still looking for other jobs as we speak.

I got a job for ya, RIGHT HERE, buddy!

(Did I win?)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 07:13:33 PM
(Did I win?)

(http://www.zooscape.com/dataimg/zoo0030/6/big/306452_b.jpg)

Signs point to no.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 07:34:19 PM
You know what would rock? A coffee table shaped like an eight ball.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 07:49:58 PM
How about a sculptured table with 8 balls in it?

(http://www.macworthington.com/8%20BALL%20TABLElg.jpg)

Closest I could find...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 08:09:50 PM
Well, basically all I want is a giant 8 ball. But I'd need to use it as a coffee table to justify it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 08:30:26 AM
Hmm I was trying to find good quality antique glass eyes.

I thought they might make interesting objets in a display cabinet.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 08:42:25 AM
Suppose everyone has a list of odd stuff they'd like to obtain at some point? I mean, besided the Dhali Lama?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 08:48:31 AM
Suppose everyone has a list of odd stuff they'd like to obtain at some point? I mean, besided the Dhali Lama?

Oh no, he has his own list of trite cash in book deals. I'm waiting for his sudoku book.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 08:53:02 AM
I really liked his joke book.

"Make me one with everything." I love that.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 09:02:00 AM
I'm looking forward to the Dalai Dan, he's a bit off schedule.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 09:04:51 AM
Black Dhali Lama?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 09:21:24 AM
Esssentially (http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/r/robert-rankin/armageddon-musical.htm)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 09:23:49 AM
Sometimes I participte in conversations I don't understand at all.

(I was trying to see if Black Dhali Lama looked at all like Black Dalhia.)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 09:27:07 AM
Yes I knew you were going for that pun but it also describes the Dalai Dan (in the sense of "Black" being a synonym for "Dark" or evil counterpart)

The Dalai Dan has a Yin Yang Symbol with three "tapoles" on his forehead, have a guess what those  resolve into.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 09:33:21 AM
Regarding Yin Yang- Does it seem at all odd that the darker, more agressive side also corresponds to the female side? I call projection on the part of the ancient Chinese.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 09:35:32 AM
Or possibly the general milquetoast nature of ancient chinese men.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 09:44:34 AM
Yeah, that's one of the many reasons I'm not as enamored by ancient Chinese culture as most everybody else. ("We want to build a canal so we can build my new palace out in the desert. Get me a few million peasants to build it, and get me 100,000 peasants to use as a sidewalk.")

Also, I'm going to go on the denial thread to claim I didn't need to look up "milquetoast."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 09:48:33 AM
Damn is my vocab really quite so shibboleth heavy? I feel like Dennis Miller, except, you know, I actually understand what the words I use mean.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 09:50:52 AM
In high school, I found that I could use big words however I liked without being called on it. The advantage of a public school education.
(No, really, using big words in social settings can make you really popular! Really!)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 09:54:12 AM
sad und tragic
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 09:59:52 AM
High School? Yes. When has it ever been otherwise?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 10:14:09 AM
Mine was alright, mind you I didn't go to school in the US.

I find so many Americans have almost Vietnam type mental scars from HS. Weird.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 10:23:21 AM
I never actually thought of it that way, but yes. Post Traumatic Stress. My HS experience wasn't actually that bad, but it's still a bunch of humans, reduced to their base, animal instincts by hormonal changes and crowding, trying to learn, live and love.

I've promised myself not to become one of those "Oh, for my high school days" idiots when I get older. We'll see if I keep to it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 10:26:13 AM
Yeah that's the other, significantly less widespread trope "High School was the happiest time of my life" so happy they never bothered making plans for the rest of it apparently.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 10:30:39 AM
Ugh... I'm filling out paperwork for my new job while I'm doing this. I hate paperwork.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 10:32:26 AM
Do you have to join the union?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 10:40:54 AM
No, thank goodness. Just repetitive form filling. Direct Deposit info, safety stuff, legal status, ownership of first born son, OSHA stuff, etc.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 10:43:47 AM
Ah, see when I was in my teens I tried to get a Saturday job, couple of hours stocking shelves at TESCO. But because I couldn't see the point in paying union dues I didn't get it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 10:46:48 AM
Yeah. I've been without a job for too long, and I'm glad to be back in the "productive human being" catagory, but an hour of writing my name, adress, and whatnot is giving me that creeping feeling in the back of my mind.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 01:27:56 PM
You know you've lost too many jobs over the years if you have little stamps with the pertinent pieces of your personal info on them, so you can fill out all of the application and hiring paperwork in roughly 5 minutes.

... not that I would know.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 01:49:21 PM
Of course.

By the way, am I the only person in the US of A who can't find a copy of Bourne Identity anywhere?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 01:57:12 PM
Of course.

By the way, am I the only person in the US of A who can't find a copy of Bourne Identity anywhere?

That depends on what your definition of "anywhere" is.

... and "person."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 02:09:21 PM
I mean I can't find an available copy on Netflix, the Ozaukee/Sheboygan Library System, or Video Plus. Not gonna go to Blockbuster.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 02:49:59 PM
I mean I can't find an available copy on Netflix, the Ozaukee/Sheboygan Library System, or Video Plus. Not gonna go to Blockbuster.

Actually, I was referring to your local landfill (which is essentially the same thing as any random Blockbuster location). ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 03:06:28 PM
But much less expensive.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 07, 2007, 03:34:06 PM
I bet all this chatter after I proclaimed victory was to congratulate me, but I don't have time to read it. No need for anymore congratulations guys, I already had a commemorative cake.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 03:35:54 PM
By the way, have the Moderators set a new size limit on the signatures? I saw that my last one was cut off near the bottom, and Rude's is only a pair of eyes.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 04:02:30 PM
I bet all this chatter after I proclaimed victory was to congratulate me, but I don't have time to read it. No need for anymore congratulations guys, I already had a commemorative cake.

You owe me a piece of that cake, since your victory has been retroactively revoked.

Pony up.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 04:07:00 PM
Say, I'm watching this History Channel thing called "Lost Worlds," and they just showed Hitler's plans for a Super City. One minute, they say he decided to build it with red marble, and a minute later they say, "With state of the art computer technology, we can show you what it would have looked like completed," at which point they show us a blue computer model. So his red marble building would have been blue?
i wouldn't be so annoyed about this if they didn't color everything else normal.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 06:13:27 PM
Well you know that crazy uni-testicled Austrian nutter by the end "Red" probably did mean Blue to him.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 06:23:04 PM
By the way, have the Moderators set a new size limit on the signatures? I saw that my last one was cut off near the bottom, and Rude's is only a pair of eyes.

I like the semi-Andre better; it's even more menacing.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 06:28:52 PM
By the way, Mecha Kong Rules!

(http://www.monsterjones.com/Mecha_Kong.jpg)

I hope he's in the King Kong Sequel!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 10, 2007, 06:16:36 AM
By the way, Mecha Kong Rules!

(http://www.monsterjones.com/Mecha_Kong.jpg)

I hope he's in the King Kong Sequel!

Wow he looks like one of the Zoids I used to build back when I was a nipper.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 10, 2007, 06:18:30 AM
That Might make a Great 'Faux Motivation' poster..(hint-hint) :D :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 10, 2007, 09:35:34 AM
I'm just marvelling at how much crappier King Kong was compared to Mecha Kong in this movie:
(http://kaiju.boomcoach.com/gallery/kong.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: gammer on August 10, 2007, 08:43:52 PM
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 11, 2007, 05:26:08 AM
Is anything wrong, Gammer?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 06:50:02 AM
MMM'kay..  :-",
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 12, 2007, 06:55:42 AM
ah Family

[yt=425,350]fzjUK8YsGmE[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 07:02:10 AM
People love their Youtube imbeddings.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 12, 2007, 07:03:27 AM
I certainly do
[yt=425,350]9ddWlNQrUNI[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 07:05:40 AM
I've given up on trying to embed using the (http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/Themes/pdx-dk-09/images/bbc/yt.gif) button, and have just been quoting other posts with clips and adjusting accordingly.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 12, 2007, 07:07:56 AM
But it's easy.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 07:10:24 AM
Sure, but Youtube has it out for me.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 12, 2007, 07:11:15 AM
hmm odd, Imageshack refuses to display my signature on certain threads here so I suppose anythings possible.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 07:24:40 AM
Wait!
Didn't You recommend Them to me??
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 07:37:10 AM
Who reccomended what to who now?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 07:40:20 AM
Tripe recommended imageshack because Photobucket (whom I'm with) has pulled several of my images for violating their terms or some B.S. like that..
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 07:51:29 AM
I use Flikr. No problems as of yet.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 07:53:31 AM
COOL! Noted as well..
I'm Seriously considering another image poster for sure!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 07:55:53 AM
I've got to figure out how to take my picture of Optimus Prime's crotch off of Public View, though.
Remember that one?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 07:57:10 AM
 :D :D :D :D :D
Forgot about that till now!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 08:02:16 AM
I'm impatient for next summer's CGI fests. So much fuel for weird posts.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 12, 2007, 08:06:08 AM
Wait!
Didn't You recommend Them to me??

No, Imageshack is good (I think Chaos gave you the recommendation though) but for some reason my signature doesn't show up on some threads here. Actually I think it has more to do with Firefox than anything else.

I mean can you see Boris, Rupert and Ken beneath this post?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 08:07:37 AM
Bloody hell, I can see the blokes, but I'm not enjoyin' it!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 08:08:58 AM
Wait!
Didn't You recommend Them to me??

No, Imageshack is good (I think Chaos gave you the recommendation though) but for some reason my signature doesn't show up on some threads here. Actually I think it has more to do with Firefox than anything else.

I mean can you see Boris, Rupert and Ken beneath this post?
hmm... Nope.
I Cant put more in mine because of the Character Limits or something ???
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 08:10:58 AM
Wait, I can see it, but RVR can't?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 12, 2007, 08:11:33 AM
Yep I think it's got to be a Firefox thing then.

Boris and Ken, one will be Mayor of London, but that 's not important because by 2010 Rupert will be the majority shareholder of everything. (He's running a desperate race to literally be the man who has everything before the Old Boney one places a restraining hand on his shoulder).
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 08:13:47 AM
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
That Sux! :'(
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 08:14:49 AM
I know, I CAN'T STAND Rupert!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 13, 2007, 12:42:27 PM
 :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 13, 2007, 07:40:18 PM
An open mouth catches flies...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 13, 2007, 08:12:59 PM
And an open heart catches a lot of frogs. Sigh... I feel your pain, girlfriend.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 05:55:16 AM
 :scared:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:17:17 AM
(http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/Smileys/default/smiley-scared.png).
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:23:12 AM
AARGH!!!
WHAT HAPPENED?!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 06:30:46 AM
The thread inadvertently drifted close to a quantum singularity thereby distorting the spacial make up of the page.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:32:33 AM
I broke the internet! Sweet!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:36:30 AM
WOW! FAR OUT MAN!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:46:55 AM
Changing the subject, is there a specific time of day that the new rifftrax become available?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:49:18 AM
When ever they decide to move over there..

The West Coast seems like they're Always Behind the rest of the 'Continental' U.S. :D :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:53:58 AM
So, does the continental US only cover 3 time zones then?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:56:44 AM
Yeah, But if you include Indiana, their could be 1 or 2 more :D :D :D

WOO HOO!! 2000 POSTS!!! Just In time for ID4!
I Get Pay'd to Surf (for a while)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 07:06:36 AM
Welcome to the Agency RVR.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 07:08:26 AM
SWEEET!!! I'm Coool Now! :D :D :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 07:14:24 AM
Psh. Amature.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 07:15:59 AM
GEES!! What?!
Do you have a personal Robot that continually posts for you when you're out or what???
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 07:16:36 AM
Dude, I AM a robot. In fact, two robots, technically.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 07:18:31 AM
Thought So!!!
I could Sense the 'Artificalisness' in your posts :D :D :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 07:20:11 AM
Oh, it is ON now, bitch!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 07:21:49 AM
 :speechless: :scared:
(starts running)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 07:27:18 AM
You don't mess with 2 robots at once.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 07:42:49 AM
Noted for Future Reference ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 07:51:33 AM
2 robots = 4 ninjas
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 08:54:45 AM
WHOAH! Must be a New Transformer thingy.. ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 08:56:12 AM
or perhaps a new iteration of Power Ranger.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 08:57:40 AM
D'OH!! :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 14, 2007, 09:01:05 AM
Don't worry, the Robot you're running from can't spell, so you can trick it easily.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 09:02:37 AM
 :D :D
Cool!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 14, 2007, 09:04:54 AM
Try one of these:

"+h3 p3r$0n Y0u @r3 looking f0r iz n0t heeR3..."


and its brain will explode.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 09:07:06 AM
 :D :D
That confused me for a second or two..
 :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Pak-Man on August 14, 2007, 11:40:46 AM
$0rry 8u+ 0ur Pr1nc3$$ 1$ 1n @n0+h3r C@$+13
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 11:44:25 AM
Frankly, a lot of things can make our heads explode. Ask us about love sometime.



(Um, please don't, actually.)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 12:17:57 PM
Informing Robots of the nonexistence of Silicone heaven tends to slow them down as well.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 12:20:40 PM
I'm two HINDU robots, remember? Doesn't really bother us.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 12:43:26 PM
There's no Silicone Nirvana either, robots will never escape the wheel.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 14, 2007, 12:44:12 PM
Daisy....

...

..

.

 
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 12:54:07 PM
By the way, do the residents of Wisconsin have ANY knowledge of Hinduism outside of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? I'd get fewer stranger looks if I WAS two robots!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 12:59:04 PM
Well since you're not Indian I think that might be causing them the trouble. People have difficulty with people looking like them (mostly adopting religions that seem dramatically different to them.

Oh and you forgot the Hindu they'd be most familiar with potentially:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Apu.png)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 14, 2007, 12:59:09 PM
By the many arms of Vishnu I swear it is a lie!

~ Apu
The Simpsons
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 01:02:07 PM
Weird, we both brought up Mr Nahasapeemapetilon just about simultaneously.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 01:18:06 PM
Rrrgh. A few years back, when I had just adopted Hinduism, a born again co-worker asked me, after it came up in conversation,
"The Hindus are the ones that blew up the World Trade Center, aren't they?"
"....."
"....."
"Sigh. Nnnnnnno. That would be extremist Muslims."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 01:24:00 PM
Could be worse, you could have been a Sikh.

The irony of people mistaking Sikhs for Muslims is especially painful when you consider the defining physical signs of being a Sikh were devised specifically to distinguish themselves from Muslims.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 03:36:36 PM
(best Wisconsin accent) Okay, now is that the one where everybody has to wear the little hats and the scarves? Have that holiday with the candles?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on August 14, 2007, 08:38:08 PM
no no no, you're thinking of the Jude Laws.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 08:40:33 PM
Speaking of Jude Law, can I ask something? How come so many of the movies he's in are so forgettable? Gattaca, Sky Captain, etc?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 05:17:36 AM
Speaking of Jude Law, can I ask something? How come so many of the movies he's in are so forgettable? Gattaca, Sky Captain, etc?

Because he's only half a person, he was split in two many years ago and both halves have tried to make films. However, because they are only half people they will never be memorable.

His other half adopted the name Frankie Muniz

(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/04/alfie.shyer/story.law.jpg)

(http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/agent_cody_banks/agentcodybanks.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 05:50:30 AM
Poor Muniz. Hollywood kids never age well. (No, I don't think Barrymore is a counterexample.)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 05:57:51 AM
Wait till Fanning starts spinning out. The horror, the horror!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 07:30:06 AM
"Spinning Out?"
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 07:32:04 AM
With the drinking and the snorting and flashing and the hello I'm on video doing something that I didn't want taped glavin.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 07:38:44 AM
Ah. Yeah, hopefully she can escape that.
As it is, I know in about a decade or less I'll be tearing out my eyes when I see Fanning on the cover of Maxim.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 07:40:52 AM
You never know, it might be Hustler :D

There is that better?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 07:51:52 AM
Dude... don't use the  ;D smiley to suggest a future where Dakota Fanning is on the cove rof Hustler. In fact, re-write that post.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 07:59:38 AM
It's not a smiley face, it's a sarcastic smile at your discomfort.

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 08:06:54 AM
Well, thank you. Using a little girl's twisted potential future to make me uncomfortable. Real classy. Do you know how easy it is to make me uncomfortable? You stooped so low, and FOR NOTHING!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 08:10:26 AM
Hey you were the one who brought up Maxim.

You never know, she might defend is as artistic like she's trying to do with Hound Dog (with an eye to not making you squirm any further I'll not describe the plot). You want discomfort? Nobody does that better than Fanning herself with her movie choices.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 08:14:24 AM
Oy.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 08:16:27 AM
Vey
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Post by: RVR II on August 15, 2007, 08:17:08 AM
 ???
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Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 08:17:54 AM
 ::)
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Post by: RVR II on August 15, 2007, 08:18:17 AM
 >:D
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Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 08:20:41 AM
 :gouge:
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Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 08:22:29 AM
No need for that yet, the mag won't hit the stores for at least 10 more years.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 08:23:40 AM
How old is she at this point?
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Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 08:24:47 AM
I think she's 13 or 14 so using barrymoore as a guide she's a bit of a late starter, but hey Lohan didn't start going off the rails till she was hmm maybe 19.
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Post by: RVR II on August 15, 2007, 08:26:14 AM
n n n n n ninteen nineteen!
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Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 08:26:42 AM
Yeah, if it happens, it'll be less than a decade.
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Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 08:45:11 AM
Moving on to more wholesome topics.

I'm probably going to be a father in under a year so I was thinik ng about names for babies anyone have any favorites?
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Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 08:48:23 AM
Boy- Ptolemy 
Girl- Hypatia
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Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 08:54:49 AM
Boy- Ptolemy 
Girl- Hypatia

Seriously? Do they go with your last name?

I like mostly girls names.

Saskia, Arabella, Beatrix, Casimira, Siobhan, Sinead
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Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 08:59:15 AM
It could go with my last name, but how about YOURS?
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Post by: Tripe on August 15, 2007, 09:02:23 AM
Yep they all work with my last name.

My only problem is having moronic teachers being unable to pronouch Gaelic derived names and calling my daughter Syo-Pan

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Post by: RVR II on August 15, 2007, 09:02:55 AM
It could go with my last name, but how about YOURS?
What's your Last Name? Yard?? :P
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Post by: Junkyard on August 15, 2007, 09:04:00 AM
Yup. My parents were pretty sick, to be perfectly honest.
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 09:15:20 AM
How does Anouska sound?
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 12:24:27 PM
Girl names:
Petra
Analise
Loren

Boy names:
Gabriel
Luke
Cedric
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 12:27:45 PM
My wife effectivly nixed Aneurin for a boy.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 16, 2007, 01:31:30 PM
On the subject of names,

some silly celebrity child names include:

Scout (daughter of Bruce Willis)
Moon Unit (daughter of Frank Zappa)
Dweezil (son of Frank Zappa)
Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee)
Rumer (daughter of Bruce Willis)
Fifi Trixabelle (daughter of Bob Geldof)
Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossaman)
Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson)
 ??? ??? ???


And I wonder why people listen to what actors say...
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 01:57:16 PM
Don't forget "Apple" and "Kalel"...  :gouge:
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 02:15:30 PM
I can't remember what Pen Jillette named his kid, but that's one to add to the list of Celebrity child names.

"Hi, my name's Cruel Joke Barrymore."
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 02:40:25 PM
That would be Moxie Crimefighter Gillete
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 02:50:29 PM
Ah, yeah. Seriously, though- Moxie works, but c'mon man.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 16, 2007, 03:01:39 PM
"Don't bark at me! I didn't name ya."
~Melvin Udall(Jack Nicholson)
As Good As It Gets
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 03:09:51 PM
Of course, I just realized that someone who would consider naming his kids after 1st century philosophers and mathmaticians shouldn't talk down to celebrity baby names.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 16, 2007, 03:17:07 PM
Remind me to convince my best friend not to name his first son Damien Omen Collins. I'm not kidding.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 03:20:06 PM
On some "Funny Nursing" calendar, I read an anecdote wherein a nurse had to convince a woman in the maternity ward who had just had a child not to name the kid "Placenta."
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 16, 2007, 03:27:13 PM
Kind of like the story of the woman naming her daughter "Ur-een" after seeing a bottle of urine in the hospital.  ;D

I'd probably name my son Robert, just to see how many Roberts we can have in a row before someone calls us on it (it'd be up to 4).
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 03:28:42 PM
Wow. We almost had a hat trick with James in my family.
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 03:33:45 PM
Well Edward got shifted to the middle name when it came time for my birth.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 03:35:39 PM
It strikes me that I may just win this thread if I can say something so awkwardly innapropriet that no one can think of a reply.
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 03:37:22 PM
C'mon you think that is possible, remember Dakota.
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 03:38:40 PM
Nah, because even if you COULD think of something like that to say, one of us would just respond with, "Wow, that was inappropriate. You hoser."

You hoser. ;D
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Post by: Pak-Man on August 16, 2007, 04:16:34 PM
We're lving in the year 2007! It's time to get with it and start naming our kids "Zyndar" and "Clomulox" and "Rom-X" and "Lightbeam!"
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 06:32:53 PM
I imagine a future with really old fashioned names.
"Jebediah! Fire up the neutron shield and join Constance on the bridge!"
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 06:57:58 PM
That's why I liked Frank Herbert, even though he had a few future-y names he also had a bunch of nice solid relatively normal names : Paul, Duncan, Jessica, even Vladimir.

The wife also declared anathema on the name Irulan :(
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 08:09:52 PM
I hope you at least TRIED to sell her on Ptolomy.
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 08:15:38 PM
I hope you at least TRIED to sell her on Ptolomy.

I'm not going to give a child of mine a name associated with perhaps the most incestuous family outside of V. C Andrews. I suppose you'd have me name his sister Cleo or Berenice.

I suppose they'd not have to worry about a prom date...
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Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 08:17:44 PM
You know what they say... incest is the best. :P
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 08:18:47 PM
Particularly if you are breeding cyclopes.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 08:23:18 PM
By the way, what is with people naming their baby girls "Ophelia?" For the love of goodness, people! Hamlet's Ophelia was a weak willed idiot who killed herself out of heartbreak and insanity!

By the way, have you considered allitertive names?
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Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2007, 08:27:00 PM
My last name begins with R, I'm not all that fond of personal names beginning with R.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 08:36:50 PM
Randy, Ronald, Ralph, Rodney, Rudolph, Renfield, Richie, Rusty, Romulus, Remus, Rip, Rumplestilskin....
The list goes on.
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 05:05:58 AM
Randy, Ronald, Ralph, Rodney, Rudolph, Renfield, Richie, Rusty, Romulus, Remus, Rip, Rumplestilskin....
The list goes on.

And, personally speaking, they all suck. Except perhaps Raphael and Ralph (which being English I pronounce correctly). But If I used a name beginning with R I'd feel compelled to bring the other two barrels of my family name out of Mothballs.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 05:31:14 AM
Now is it valid t just make up names?

"Um, honey, about this list of baby names?"
"Yeah?"
"Xorf? Zatox? Grumdum? Quoppey? Choopu? Gug?"
"Yep. What do you think?

 ...WHAT?!"
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 05:35:48 AM
Well all names had to be created originally, though they tended to have some sort of meaning rather than just being a collection of syllables.

So despite Penn Gillete's odd choice of name it's not all that dissimilar to mine which means "Victory of the People". I suppose in some future where English has either been supplanted as the lingua franca or evolved beyond recognition Crimefighter might be a viable name.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 05:41:26 AM
Yeah, I think every 500 years people should be given the option of updating their last names.
"Hi, I'm Jim Advertiser, and this is Cindy Accountant."
"Dr. Arron Runsfast. Nice to meet you."
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 05:43:50 AM
I always thought it'd be fun to have a character descended from a false messiah with the last name Christchild
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 05:48:12 AM
Damien Christchild. The most conflicted name in history.
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 05:52:19 AM
You also have to wonder about the ancestors of anyone with the last name Craven.

There's a "proud" history of cowardice there.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 05:55:11 AM
Cains, Kravens, and, frankly, Lovegoods.
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Post by: RVR II on August 17, 2007, 05:58:02 AM
Yeah!
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 06:05:04 AM
Getting back on track, the next person to post told me that he personally killed over 40 puppies by suffocating them in pickle jars. You monster!
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 06:06:38 AM
I always tell you things like that Junkyard, the look of discomfort on your face is priceless. ;D
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Post by: RVR II on August 17, 2007, 06:14:00 AM
Randy, Ronald, Ralph, Rodney, Rudolph, Renfield, Richie, Rusty, Romulus, Remus, Rip, Rumplestilskin....
The list goes on.

And, personally speaking, they all suck. Except perhaps Raphael and Ralph (which being English I pronounce correctly). But If I used a name beginning with R I'd feel compelled to bring the other two barrels of my family name out of Mothballs.
Their's noone Including RVR  in that list is there???
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 06:14:50 AM
Isn't RVR pronounced "Rurvuh?"
You just don't make a kid go through that.
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Post by: RVR II on August 17, 2007, 06:16:22 AM
I Thought it sounded more like RiVeR..
I Know a Girl who's Real Name is R A I N! :D
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 06:19:15 AM
You're OK because you have a Van separating the R but any kid of mine will have to deal with ___ Rowley unless I do the full Jesset-Mede-Rowley and I'm not going to do that.

I Thought it sounded more like RiVeR..
I Know a Girl who's Real Name is R A I N! :D

One of my cousins has a best friend whose name is Storm.
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Post by: RVR II on August 17, 2007, 06:22:56 AM
You're OK because you have a Van separating the R but any kid of mine will have to deal with ___ Rowley unless I do the full Jesset-Mede-Rowley and I'm not going to do that.

I Thought it sounded more like RiVeR..
I Know a Girl who's Real Name is R A I N! :D

One of my cousins has a best friend who's name is Storm.
:D :D
That's Cool!
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 06:31:14 AM
By the by, has anyone here found out that there is someone else out there with their exact same name? That happened to me, right down to my middle. And apparently there have been 2 or 3 generations with my name.
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 06:34:16 AM
When my father was in Iraq he found the grave of an Edward Rowley who, like him didn't have a middle name. My father was a Petty Officer in the navy and the Edward Rowley who was dead had the equivalent rank in the Army (not sure what that is it's been a while since I heard the story).
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Post by: RVR II on August 17, 2007, 06:36:51 AM
By the by, has anyone here found out that there is someone else out there with their exact same name? That happened to me, right down to my middle. And apparently there have been 2 or 3 generations with my name.
I Think there have been 'duplicates' or Very Similar names.. But usually, something else would be added or removed to create the unique name for that person and eliminate the confusion.

I Know there is Only One RVR.. ;D Often replicated, but Never Duplicated!! :D :D
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 06:37:23 AM
Check it out:
http://home.earthlink.net/~ralphcooper/bioverno.htm

In retrospect, sinse my name IS alliterative, and there are so few "V" names, I imagine there are more Vernons who share my name than i care to imagine.
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Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 11:54:11 AM
I have the same first and last name as a famous painter, but my middle name is different (mine is just an initial - yayy hippy parents). Last time I checked the online yellow pages, there were only 3 other people in Canada with the same last name as me (1 of which has the same first name as well). The company I work for has 60,000 employees, and none of them have my last name. In fact, I can be found in our email address book by just the first 5 letters of my last name. That's kinda cool... :)
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 11:56:58 AM
Must be odd going through life called Andy Q. Warhol
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Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 12:03:10 PM
Must be odd going through life called Andy Q. Warhol

Nah, I'm Vincent Z. Vangogh.
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Post by: ChrisHanel on August 17, 2007, 04:35:59 PM
I used to think i was the only Chris Hanel in America - until a google search revealed that there's some girl my age from Texas who's an actress.

"Chris Hanel nude" now brings up search results. That was a sad day.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 04:44:18 PM
Oy.
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Post by: RVR II on August 17, 2007, 04:44:47 PM
 ::)
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Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 07:43:06 PM
Not going top resort to smileys again, myself.
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Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 08:54:47 PM
Which top resort?

I hear Sandals can be nice.
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Post by: Chaos on August 18, 2007, 06:13:29 AM
I've always wanted to go to Atlantis, myself. That place looks really nifty.
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Post by: Tripe on August 18, 2007, 06:49:03 AM
Will Patrick Duffy be your cabana boy?

I'm assuming Atlantis is an actual resort somewhere, my holidays tend to take me back to England.
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Post by: Chaos on August 18, 2007, 07:58:02 AM
It's real (http://www.atlantis.com/). It's on an island in the Bahamas. It's got all kinds of themed attractions, very cool looking. Someday...
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Post by: Tripe on August 18, 2007, 07:59:35 AM
Yes it does look nice, not my sort of thing but I could see the attraction.
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Post by: RVR II on August 18, 2007, 08:04:29 AM
It's real (http://www.atlantis.com/). It's on an island in the Bahamas. It's got all kinds of themed attractions, very cool looking. Someday...
We saw that briefly on our cruise 2 months ago, but we were only in port for 5 hours so we couldn't go..
There was Barely enough time to go to the Hard Rock Cafe, and the liquor store!
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Post by: Chaos on August 18, 2007, 08:09:26 AM
It's real (http://www.atlantis.com/). It's on an island in the Bahamas. It's got all kinds of themed attractions, very cool looking. Someday...
We saw that briefly on our cruise 2 months ago, but we were only in port for 5 hours so we couldn't go..
There was Barely enough time to go to the Hard Rock Cafe, and the liquor store!

Well, you had your priorities straight, anyway. ;)

For us, vacations are difficult, because we're a single income family - we made the decision that my wife would stay home and devote the time to raising our daughter and being there for her. That is worth more to us than the income that my wife could be making (at the cost of a babysitter or daycare center spending more time with our daughter than we do). Unfortunately, one of the side effects of this is that we don't really have very much spare income for anything, including holidays. I've never managed to make it off the continent before, though I have been to several different areas of the US, Canada, and Mexico. So at some point, when we've managed to save the money, we're going to go on a really spectacular trip somewhere tropical and memorable, since it will probably be the only one we ever get to take (unless some kind of insane dream job falls into my lap, or a rich uncle I never knew I had dies and leaves me a pile of cash).
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Post by: RVR II on August 18, 2007, 08:38:13 AM
It's real (http://www.atlantis.com/). It's on an island in the Bahamas. It's got all kinds of themed attractions, very cool looking. Someday...
We saw that briefly on our cruise 2 months ago, but we were only in port for 5 hours so we couldn't go..
There was Barely enough time to go to the Hard Rock Cafe, and the liquor store!

Well, you had your priorities straight, anyway. ;)

For us, vacations are difficult, because we're a single income family - we made the decision that my wife would stay home and devote the time to raising our daughter and being there for her. That is worth more to us than the income that my wife could be making (at the cost of a babysitter or daycare center spending more time with our daughter than we do). Unfortunately, one of the side effects of this is that we don't really have very much spare income for anything, including holidays. I've never managed to make it off the continent before, though I have been to several different areas of the US, Canada, and Mexico. So at some point, when we've managed to save the money, we're going to go on a really spectacular trip somewhere tropical and memorable, since it will probably be the only one we ever get to take (unless some kind of insane dream job falls into my lap, or a rich uncle I never knew I had dies and leaves me a pile of cash).
I Understand That.. Keep working at it. You'll get your break eventually.
We have a 'home based' business that has done well over the last 5 1/2 years and trips to Mexico are pretty frequent since my wife is from there.
While in Mexico, we sell American clothes from a small, again, 'home based' boutique out of her mother's home.
We'll buy up the summer clothes that go on sale (around this time through the fall season) as much as possible, and take it all down south of the border to sell.
That always pays for our entire vacation (including plane tickets, hotel stays in Acapulco, souvineers, etc). Even when we're on vacation, it seems like we're Still Working! :grr:
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Post by: Junkyard on August 18, 2007, 05:12:36 PM
Apparently I went to a few forign countries on vacation while we lived in Turkey, but i was so young that I can't rememeber anything about it.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 21, 2007, 11:36:02 AM
This movie was made in Turkey:

(http://www.mozinor.com/img_ant/turkish_star_wars.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 12:03:29 PM
What... the... heydiddle.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 21, 2007, 12:16:12 PM
Intrigued, are you?

Weeeeeeelllllllll........

dig deep, do some research, and solve the mystery behind this film.


I promise, once you've seen it, your life will be forever changed!!!
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 12:18:41 PM
Ooh, ooh I know what it is.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 12:20:44 PM
Turkish Cowboy Sci- Fi?
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 21, 2007, 12:21:53 PM
Turkish Cowboy Sci- Fi?

Surprisingly close! Just add in some Kung Fu and you've got it.
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 12:23:23 PM
Isn't it Turkish Star Wars?
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 12:23:37 PM
Turkish Cowboy Sci- Fi?

Surprisingly close! Just add in some Kung Fu and you've got it.

I thought he was just tripping on a banana peel.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 21, 2007, 12:39:38 PM
Isn't it Turkish Star Wars?

It IS!!   ;D


Turkish Cowboy Sci- Fi?

Surprisingly close! Just add in some Kung Fu and you've got it.

I thought he was just tripping on a banana peel.

AWESOME!   :D

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Post by: RVR II on August 21, 2007, 12:41:26 PM
JUNKYARD!
IS THIS YOU MAN?!
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/WWW2.gif)
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 01:04:18 PM
Well, I'm more like a cyber- mushroom than a electric tree, actually. Not a big difference to you, but I think it's offensive when people confuse it. Like when someone assumes any Asian person is Chinese.
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 01:12:12 PM
You know it's odd the way Asian has slightly different geographical references depending on which side of the Atlantic you're on.

When I hear "Asian" I think Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi or Sri Lankan.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 01:18:01 PM
Is that an English thing, or are you just a freak?
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 01:21:17 PM
No it's an English thing.

If you went into a newsagent an bought a mag by the name of Asian Babes you'd find nary a Chinese or Japanese girl in it.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 02:04:48 PM
Fascinating.

(http://www.mythfolklore.net/mywiki/images/spock.jpg)
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 02:21:17 PM
Isn't it?
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Post by: RVR II on August 21, 2007, 02:27:50 PM
Hmm...
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 02:31:04 PM
Well... yes. Yes it is.
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 02:57:03 PM
indeed.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 21, 2007, 03:02:45 PM
p'shaw!!


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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 03:04:35 PM
quite
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 21, 2007, 03:08:39 PM
Putz.

(http://www.nndb.com/people/703/000023634/r-goulet.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 03:09:14 PM
Shmuck!
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 04:23:29 PM
Shlemiel!
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 04:53:07 PM
Shalom!
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 21, 2007, 05:28:06 PM
Slalom!!

(http://www.disabledsnowsportscanterbury.org.nz/Photos/Storm-slalom.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 05:39:00 PM
Salami!
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 06:23:46 PM
Salome
(http://www.streetswing.com/histmain/gif/1salome2.gif)
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 06:38:58 PM
Sodam.
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 06:45:27 PM
Lot
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
SALTY!

Okay, before this turns into that word association thread, I'll just point out that I just got my two new Netflix DVD's, and they both sucked. The first one was, it turns out, another Asylum Film- Dragon. If I had known it was asylum, I would have skipped it. The other was Supergirl. Now I see why no one ever talks about this one. It was less coherent than Barbarella.

Oy.
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 06:56:02 PM
But it has Peter Cook in it, admittedly he's not allowed to do anything fun but then neither is the other great Peter that's in it.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 07:07:26 PM
Why should i care abvout Peter Cook? His name rings a bell, but...
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 07:13:03 PM
Here's one of his best roles

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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
Heh. He's classy, but he seems to have a pretty narrow range. Not that anything actually fit into that movie anyway. She just pops out of the water in a Supergirl outfit? WHAT?
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 07:30:45 PM
Oh he's not limited here's another.

[yt=425,350]ua_wCMywEM0[/yt]

But you're right about the general suckiness of Supergirl
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 07:36:48 PM
Hmm... gonna have to look up some of this guy's other movies.
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 07:38:50 PM
You should also try and find the Derrick and Clive CDs and the Not Only But Also TV Episodes that survive.

But first off go find the whole of Bedazzled
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 07:52:33 PM
Bedaz- Ah! Yes, I knew the Frasier one was a remake, but I couldn't find any of the original in the Blockbusters back when I looked. Gonna have to check back at Netflix.
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Post by: Tripe on August 21, 2007, 07:55:08 PM
Yep it's there, in fact I just added it to my queue (and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls which I thought was just Valley of the Dolls and so will have to be removed).
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 07:57:50 PM
Same here.

By the way, do you ever think about Netflix headquarters just being one old guy in a big warehouse just returning movies to their shelves and taking other movies off all day long? End of the shift, he just shuffles to the time clock and punches out.
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Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2007, 05:20:00 AM
You put Beyond the Valley of the Dolls on your queue too?

Hey that Netflix warehouse is staffed with top men, TOP MEN!:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Government_Warehouse.jpg)

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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 06:46:41 AM
No, not BtVotD, though I might. Just Bedazzled.
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Post by: RVR II on August 22, 2007, 07:29:53 AM
MMM'kay...
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Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2007, 07:33:43 AM
I don't know about BTVotD, Russ Meyer's really crappy, I've never understood his reputation.

I mean unless Chesty Morgan's your ideal of feminine beauty.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 07:52:06 AM
I just Googled Chesty Morgan.... This is goling to sound insensitive, but do some ugly faced girls get ridiculously huge implants to compensate, or what?
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Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2007, 07:55:12 AM
If they do a recent study will be disheartening news for them.

I need to find the link but it showed that the first place a man looks is still the face no matter how voluptuous or not the girl is. Essentially whatever the man said he looked for physically, he still looked at the girls face first to judge if she was pretty of not.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 07:57:29 AM
Well, duh. We're one of the only animals on Earth who make love face to face.
I think the overcompensation boobs are made to overwhelm male reservations.
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Post by: Tripe on August 24, 2007, 09:23:11 PM
It's been quiet for a while so here's a vid a friend of mine made:

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Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 05:50:52 AM
That was hilarious. Was there even a bit of a slow-mo during the imaginary gun play?
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Post by: gammer on August 29, 2007, 05:53:09 AM
Last night at dinner, my wife says: "I love carrots!"
"GOOD", I said as I gritted my teeth, "Maybe you and carrots would like to go up to the bedroom and have sex?"

...They didn't. But maybe sometime they will...and I can watch
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Post by: RVR II on August 29, 2007, 05:56:45 AM
Last night at dinner, my wife says: "I love carrots!"
"GOOD", I said as I gritted my teeth, "Maybe you and carrots would like to go up to the bedroom and have sex?"

...They didn't. But maybe sometime they will...and I can watch
WOW! And she didn't Smack You?? :D :D :D
My wife doesn't take too kindly to my smart remarks :gouge: :gouge:
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 06:00:30 AM
Smart remarks to your wife are by their concept not terribly smart.
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Post by: RVR II on August 29, 2007, 06:05:55 AM
Smart remarks to your wife are by their concept not terribly smart.

They can be quite entertaining at times though.. ;D :D  :-* :scared: :speechless: :gouge:
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Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2007, 06:11:41 AM
Last night at dinner, my wife says: "I love carrots!"
"GOOD", I said as I gritted my teeth, "Maybe you and carrots would like to go up to the bedroom and have sex?"

...They didn't. But maybe sometime they will...and I can watch
WOW! And she didn't Smack You?? :D :D :D
My wife doesn't take too kindly to my smart remarks :gouge: :gouge:

That's odd mine loves em, and makes them too. I like catty women.
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Post by: RVR II on August 29, 2007, 06:18:59 AM
Last night at dinner, my wife says: "I love carrots!"
"GOOD", I said as I gritted my teeth, "Maybe you and carrots would like to go up to the bedroom and have sex?"

...They didn't. But maybe sometime they will...and I can watch
WOW! And she didn't Smack You?? :D :D :D
My wife doesn't take too kindly to my smart remarks :gouge: :gouge:

That's odd mine loves em, and makes them too. I like catty women.
Well.. Latina women can be as hot as a Jalapeno pepper, or as vicious.. as a Jalapeno pepper.. :speechless:
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Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2007, 06:20:17 AM
Last night at dinner, my wife says: "I love carrots!"
"GOOD", I said as I gritted my teeth, "Maybe you and carrots would like to go up to the bedroom and have sex?"

...They didn't. But maybe sometime they will...and I can watch
WOW! And she didn't Smack You?? :D :D :D
My wife doesn't take too kindly to my smart remarks :gouge: :gouge:

That's odd mine loves em, and makes them too. I like catty women.
Well.. Latina women can be as hot as a Jalapeno pepper, or as vicious.. as a Jalapeno pepper.. :speechless:

Your talking to a man who enjoys Habenero Poppers  :D
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Post by: RVR II on August 29, 2007, 06:21:48 AM
 :D :D More Power to Ya!! :clap: :clap:
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 06:50:52 AM
So, over in England, do they have chili/salsa contests? We have ones in the states where people end up in the hospital.
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Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2007, 07:06:59 AM
Not that I aware of though there are often challenge curries on curry house menus. Not official things but super hot that the brave or (more likely) the paralytically drunk will order.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2007, 07:47:58 AM
One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere.... like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville!

I needed a new heel for my shoe. Sooo, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, which in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em! "Gimme five bees for a quarter", you'd say.

Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only ones you could get were those big yellow ones...
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 08:01:18 AM
Godzilla should just put Minya up for adoption. (I'm working on my Fan Riff for Godzilla: Final Wars right now.)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2007, 08:12:30 AM
Biotech is Godzilla.

Godzilla! RRRRRAAAAARRRR!!!
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Post by: torgosPizza on August 29, 2007, 08:32:40 AM
I miss old Sepultura.
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Post by: RVR II on August 29, 2007, 08:34:02 AM
I miss old Sepultura.
Yeah! Sepultura From the 80's was GR8!!
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2007, 08:45:44 AM
I miss old Sepultura.

Ah the carefree days of my youth... Chaos A.D.

Sometimes I miss the old days too.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 09:51:24 AM
Sadly, the 90's are my Good Old Days. And with a democrat in office, they really were.
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Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2007, 10:06:26 AM
Never fear at the rate the GOP's going there will probably be a Democrat in the White House again in a manner of months.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 10:16:49 AM
I'm not going to let myself overestimate American intelligence again this year. I just won't. We're probably once again going to vote Bush in, somehow.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2007, 10:39:13 AM
Take a vacation in sunny Saudi Arabia.

It's the bestest.
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Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2007, 10:41:27 AM
The Bush family certainly thinks so.

Actually My Father worked in Saudi, it's really not that bad just like most of the Oil Rich parts of the ME. It's society isn't exactly open but for the foreign oil workers it's pretty sweet.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 10:42:20 AM
Oy.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2007, 10:43:06 AM
And then swing by Palestine, because Palestine is for Lovers.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 10:50:50 AM
Not to mention all the all paid vacations to Cuba he's handed out.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2007, 10:52:39 AM
And don't forget to visit the Gaza Strip, which puts Vegas to shame!!
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Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2007, 11:02:22 AM
Actually Dubai is better for that sort of thing, though Beirut was even better back in the day.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 11:18:39 AM
Ah, rememebr Saigon? Now that was a happening town!
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
Ah la la la la Miss Saigon a la la la la Miss Saigon
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Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2007, 11:23:57 AM
Never equalled Puccini really.

Ah what great art he produced while trying to please little Puccini.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 11:28:44 AM
I just finished with a fan riff script, and no I can't watch anything without feeling the need to say something possibly funny about it. It's maddening.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2007, 11:32:22 AM
The Great Poochini!

(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/84/74/23467484.jpg)


Have a Cappoochino!

(http://www.petinfo4u.com/images/lola.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 11:41:56 AM
Awww..
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Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2007, 11:48:42 AM
Yes awww, post them again in the Awwww thread.

My purebred Papillion is barely bigger than that.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 12:10:27 PM
My uncle has this huge dog that stil thinks it's a puppy.

When a dog that big wants to sniff your crotch, prepare to be molested, and don't bother trying to stop it.
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Post by: Tripe on August 29, 2007, 12:18:56 PM
I know a rottie like that, the scary/funny thing is when he realises the dot of light he's been chasing is comming from the torch you're holding then he playfully tries to snatch it. He also tries to be a literal lap dog and climb up on your lap, not fun since he weighs at least half my weight.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 29, 2007, 12:25:46 PM
A rotweiller? Oy. I really don't like those dogs.
Been bit by one, (probably more of a warning bite in his/her mind,) and I had the misfortune of figuring out how dogs do it through a couple of them.
I was just riding my bike past this house, when I see these two rotties, one on top of the other. The one below seems perfectly okay with this, despite normally being quite ornery. I spend a minute or two trying to figure out what they're doing, when it hits me: They're making more Rotweilers! Arrggghh!

Okay, I was not the fastest mind of my generation, I admit it.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 08:03:54 PM
Um, why is this here instead of, say the Faux Modivation thread?
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Post by: gammer on September 03, 2007, 08:04:31 PM
Um, why is this here instead of, say the Faux Modivation thread?
Because I'm trying to win ;)
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Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 08:04:47 PM
Oh, wait, it's because you're using this to display a book. Well, if there's a thread to do it in...
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Post by: gammer on September 03, 2007, 08:05:16 PM
Oh, wait, it's because you're using this to display a book. Well, if there's a thread to do it in...

no no...I'm just trying to be the last poster  :P
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Post by: RVR II on September 03, 2007, 08:16:33 PM
HELLO!
GAMMER'S FOUND THE "DESPAIR.COM" WEBSITE SAMPLES
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: gammer on September 03, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
HELLO!
GAMMER'S FOUND THE "DESPAIR.COM WEBSITE SAMPLES
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

do ya think?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on September 03, 2007, 08:17:47 PM
 :clap: :clap: :clap:
WOO HOO!!!
KEEP ROLLIN!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 08:18:10 PM
The trick is, you don't need more than one to win this thing. If you keep posting, it stays noticable longer.
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Post by: gammer on September 03, 2007, 08:19:12 PM
:clap: :clap: :clap:
WOO HOO!!!
KEEP ROLLIN!!

as you wish

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Post by: RVR II on September 03, 2007, 08:20:22 PM
HURRY AND GET TO THE 'POWER' SAMPLE..
I LIKE IT THE BEST ;D ;D
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Post by: gammer on September 03, 2007, 08:20:32 PM
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Post by: gammer on September 03, 2007, 08:21:13 PM
HURRY AND GET TO THE 'POWER' SAMPLE..
I LIKE IT THE BEST ;D ;D

I'm hurrying...going in order...  ::)

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Post by: RVR II on September 03, 2007, 08:23:54 PM
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Post by: gammer on September 03, 2007, 08:27:51 PM
...and I am spent...

So did I win?...am I the last poster in this thread!?!?!

 ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on September 03, 2007, 08:28:06 PM
NOO!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D
YEAH!!!
WOO HOO!!!
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by: ChrisHanel on September 03, 2007, 08:28:16 PM
*cackle*
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Post by: gammer on September 03, 2007, 08:29:03 PM
NOO!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D
YEAH!!!
WOO HOO!!!
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

ah damn!
oh well
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on September 03, 2007, 08:30:08 PM
NOO!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D
YEAH!!!
WOO HOO!!!
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

ah damn!
oh well
AH.. That Canadian sense of Humor..
I LOVE IT!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 04, 2007, 12:20:33 PM
WHY ARE MY TEETH SO DAMN SHARP?! WHY ARE MY MOLARS SHARP?!? HOW!?
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Post by: Tripe on September 04, 2007, 12:22:18 PM
Did you just bite yourself?
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Post by: Junkyard on September 04, 2007, 12:56:28 PM
Kinda. Scraped the side of my tounge with my razor sharp molar. I think they're sharp because I grind them peculiarily.
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Post by: Tripe on September 04, 2007, 01:03:52 PM
Ooh nasty, have you tried this?:

http://www.doctorsnightguard.com/

Actually I have a similar problem since I have uneven dentation, occasionally I'm nip the inside of my cheek.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 04, 2007, 01:33:14 PM
I'm gonna need to get one of those guards and stick with them. Unfortunately, the same anxiety disorder that makes me grind my teeth also seems to quadruple the amount of time it takes me to "get used to" any new physical sensation, compared to normal people.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on September 07, 2007, 06:16:57 PM
I had the same problem with a widening brace.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 06:22:06 PM
Oy. The braces. I've blocked most of that stuff out of my memory.
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Post by: Tripe on September 07, 2007, 06:25:11 PM
That and it gave me a lisp like nothing found in nature.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 06:28:50 PM
A lisp like nothing else in nature... every time you hit an "S" people's heads explode?
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Post by: Tripe on September 07, 2007, 06:33:07 PM
No just more pronounced than a lisp caused by natural obstruction. Not good when one is about to take a French oral exam.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 06:36:53 PM
High schoolers scrabling over the dead, headless bodies of their former classmates to escape as you try to explain to the class how crepes are made.
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Post by: Tripe on September 07, 2007, 06:41:12 PM
Not that sort of Oral, let's just say French was my Lafaverite class  ;)
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Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 06:44:19 PM
LALALALALALALALACANTHEARYOULALALALALALA
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Post by: Tripe on September 07, 2007, 06:48:19 PM
Damn I had to look up how to spell that chicks name and damn it she's five years younger than me, weird!
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Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 06:50:09 PM
That's a creepy, unclean feeling, isn't it? (I'm 23, so...)
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Post by: Tripe on September 07, 2007, 06:51:45 PM
Well not really but wow I tend to prefer my naughty School Ma'ams to at least be in their thirties. Any younger just doesn't work right.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 06:55:33 PM
Holy crap, I'm now nearly the same age as all the attractive school teachers I had when I was a kid, but now they're old!
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Post by: Tripe on September 07, 2007, 06:56:59 PM
I still have a couple of years to go before I reach the age of the ones I liked.

Ah R.E. class how the 13 year old me loved it.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 06:58:21 PM
R.E.... Recess Electives?
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Post by: Tripe on September 07, 2007, 07:00:04 PM
Religious

Education

I think it might well be found to be Unconstitutional to teach it in the public school system in the US.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 07:01:23 PM
Yep. At least in public school. Was this Christian education, or all religion education?
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Post by: Tripe on September 08, 2007, 06:31:25 AM
Back in its inception (and when P.E. was called P.T. ) it was Christian centered but by the time I came to sit in the class room the scholastic philosophy had shifted from rote learning to exploratory learning and we learned about all the major religions as well as a little philosophy of religion. I always enjoyed it because I'm pretty on the ball when it comes to Religious studies (to the point where I could out discuss anyone in the class) oh and both of my R.E. teachers were delicious to look at.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 08, 2007, 06:51:25 AM
Yeah, in American public schools, teachers aren't trusted to be able to teach religion without serious biases.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 08, 2007, 02:32:43 PM
Rightly so. I have a friend who tells me about her philosophy(?) teacher who shows the students different religions so that they can see the truth of Christianity.
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Post by: Tripe on September 08, 2007, 06:37:50 PM
See that's why you need a state religion in the US, nothing kills devotion like state sanctioning. Just ask the Church of England ;D
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Post by: Junkyard on September 08, 2007, 07:48:01 PM
See, that's the funny thing: I think that religion has a lot of good potential that gets ignored by people who look at the big picture, so I wouldn't like people to lose devotion. AND, because I believe everyone has the right to see God however they want, I will fight to the death for your right to think I'm going to Hell.
I'm even friendly towards Jehova's witnesses! Just don't try to use the government to impose your passive agressive god of good who damns people who don't believe in him on me, or I'll shanstab your eyes out.

YOU WANT OLD TESTAMENT, I"LL GIVE YOU OLD TESTAMENT, SUCKA!
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 08, 2007, 07:55:23 PM
This would all just be so easier to deal with if they would let us kill people.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 08, 2007, 08:30:20 PM
What Pat Robertson says after work every day.
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Post by: Tripe on September 09, 2007, 06:50:04 AM
See, that's the funny thing: I think that religion has a lot of good potential that gets ignored by people who look at the big picture, so I wouldn't like people to lose devotion. AND, because I believe everyone has the right to see God however they want, I will fight to the death for your right to think I'm going to Hell.
I'm even friendly towards Jehova's witnesses! Just don't try to use the government to impose your passive agressive god of good who damns people who don't believe in him on me, or I'll shanstab your eyes out.

YOU WANT OLD TESTAMENT, I"LL GIVE YOU OLD TESTAMENT, SUCKA!

See my thing about a state religion was more about the CofE and why R.E. can be taught in British schools rather than an actual advocation of a State Religion.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 06:52:17 AM
Oh, I know, I just wanted to rant, and your post got close enough for me to feel justified in connecting thoughts.
(I hope you enjoyed that little look into the twisted workings of my mind.)
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Post by: Tripe on September 09, 2007, 07:36:15 AM
See personally I think everyone should be polytheistic and perhaps hold "deity auditions" test out a few Gods/Goddesses for their effectiveness before giving them a little worship.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 07:39:55 AM
Are you sure you're not an American?
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Post by: Tripe on September 09, 2007, 07:46:36 AM
Are you sure you're not an American?

Nope, see if I were I'd be much more dogmatic about the whole thing ;)

I'm Irish-Romany by way of Stratford-upon-Avon and therefore grew up with a sort of pagan sensibility (though by Pagan I mean it in the sense of "country dweller, likes morris dancing and the like" and not "Fluffy Bunny (http://-http://wicca.timerift.net/fluffy.shtml)")
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Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 07:54:52 AM
In a world were people claiming to be monothiestic worship a fat man with a flying chariot and an anthrophomorphic egg laying rabbit, not to mention a flying creature who steals teeth, I have to say we have poorly drawn lines regarding what is Pagan or not.
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Post by: Tripe on September 09, 2007, 08:00:24 AM
Ah well there are Christians out there who don't tell their kids about Santa at all for essentially the same reason you listed, oh and he's (partially) derived from a Catholic Saint and that's another strike against him for them.

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 08:14:15 AM
Religion sure can be a mess. Try explaining to a Wisconsin Christian why fish aren't considered a vegetable.
"If it tries to fight back when you kill it, it's not a vegetable. Jesus never even claimed it WAS a vegetable!"
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Post by: Tripe on September 09, 2007, 08:21:57 AM
Religion sure can be a mess. Try explaining to a Wisconsin Christian why fish aren't considered a vegetable.
"If it tries to fight back when you kill it, it's not a vegetable. Jesus never even claimed it WAS a vegetable!"

Er What?
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Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 08:30:19 AM
Christian vegetarians.

Hindu Veg.- "This resturant has a good menu. Most places don't have so many vegetarian options."
Chistian Veg.- "Oh, you're a vegetarian too? I didn't know that."
Waiter- "Can I take your order?"
HV- "I'll have the veggie fajita."
CV- "And I'll have the Portside Pasta Bowl."
HV- "Oops, hey, I think that has meat in it."
CV- "No, just pasta and fish. I checked."
HV- "...."
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Post by: Tripe on September 09, 2007, 08:32:09 AM
Oh ok. I think that's generally dumbness rather than stupidity derived from religion isn't it?
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Post by: Junkyard on September 09, 2007, 09:34:53 AM
That's the thing- Religion reaches into every aspect of man. The capacity for hope? You betcha. The capacity for complex idiocy? Yup.
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Post by: Tripe on September 10, 2007, 05:39:10 AM
That's the thing- Religion reaches into every aspect of man. The capacity for hope? You betcha. The capacity for complex idiocy? Yup.

Be that as it may unless they state that they think a fish is a vegetable due to their faith I'm going to have to conclude it's just common or garden ignorance.

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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 09:21:05 AM
I figure it's just borrowing words. "Sure, it's not COMPLETE vegetarianism, but it might as well be," they say.
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Post by: Tripe on September 10, 2007, 09:25:13 AM
The thing that bothers me about some vegetarians is the pseudo meat veggies. The ones who cling to meat by having meat like substitutes like Tofurky and the like. One of the great things about Indian food is that it can be vegetarian on its own merits without making things look like they're still meat.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 09:39:18 AM
I had to wean myself off of meat with psuedo meat. At this point, I still have Boca Burgers, but for their taste as Boca, not as a meat substitute. Oh, and you can't do chili dogs without some sort of dog.
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Post by: Tripe on September 10, 2007, 09:44:12 AM
Actually where do you draw the line on your vegitarianism? Do you still consume dairy?
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 09:51:22 AM
Dairy and eggs. Not a complete vegan. (So yeah, vegans can get all condisending to me, too. "Um, if it comes from an ANIMAL, it's not a vegetable now, is it?")
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Post by: Tripe on September 10, 2007, 09:58:28 AM
Sod vegans. If they were truly committed to their premise they'd be like the Jains and I doubt many have the yarbles to do that.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 10:00:35 AM
Vegetarians get to hate everybody who eats meat, as well as othe vegtarians. It's really the best.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on September 10, 2007, 10:09:23 AM
And see there's a silver lining to everything.

Actually the ones who irk me the most are the Raw Foodists. Krishna on a Milkmaid humans have been cooking things from time immemorial there is noting "unnatural" about it. And detox is exemplified in three ways, pee, crap and acne, not weeping sores and not hair loss or a host of other horrible signs of malnutrition Raw Foodists think confirms the rightness of their eating disoder diet
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Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 10:20:53 AM
Yeah, they're pretty damn stupid. They should just go off naked into the wilderness. That should do them in within a week, and we'll be rid of them.
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Post by: Tripe on September 10, 2007, 10:29:28 AM
And then they list their daily diets and the poor saps are eating tons and tons of Bananas, now I love bananas but they're pretty high in potassium and you don't want too much of that just the same as you don't want too much sodium.

Oh and Goji berries! There was a great report on Goji Berries on CBC the other night. It's a great little fad food that has no greater health benefit than say strawberries and in fact may have significantly less.

Anyway I've toyed with the idea of going on a Raw Food forum and rhapsodising over the taste of Blue Steak and Sushi, after all it's essentially raw.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 10:38:28 AM
Go for it.
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Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 04:48:59 AM
yeah! ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:10:00 AM
Trying to win by a trite affirmation? For shame, RVR.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 05:10:59 AM
Trying to win by a trite affirmation? For shame, RVR.
D'OH!!  ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:11:45 AM
Nevermind, you have no shame.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 05:14:22 AM
Nevermind, you have no shame.
:D :D
NONE! >:D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:33:48 AM
That's what I like about you, RVR: There's little chance this will evolve into a discussion about religion or something.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 05:37:43 AM
That's what I like about you, RVR: There's little chance this will evolve into a discussion about religion or something.
Yup.. I Got too much else going on to create a debate on 'volatile' issues.. >:D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:41:42 AM
Pro baby eating or anti baby eating?
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 05:42:40 AM
That's what I like about you, RVR: There's little chance this will evolve into a discussion about religion or something.

Yes that's what I'm for.

Ever tried Belief-O-Matic (http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 05:43:15 AM
Pro baby eating or anti baby eating?
PRO!
I'm with 'Fat Bastard' on this one.. 8)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:47:20 AM
This seems applicable:
(http://www.digitalpimponline.com/images/movie/256.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 05:47:50 AM
Well it's certainly a solution to the problem of famine (http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:50:31 AM
I love those old books/pamphlets. And Modest Proposal is one of my favorites.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:58:06 AM
By the way, I took that quiz, and according to it's "less than infinite wisdom" has declared my likely faiths to be thus:

1.  Neo-Pagan (100%) 
2.  New Age (89%) 
3.  Mahayana Buddhism (87%) 
4.  New Thought (87%) 
5.  Scientology (85%) 
6.  Hinduism (83%) 
7.  Unitarian Universalism (78%) 
8.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (72%) 
9.  Jainism (66%) 
10.  Theravada Buddhism (65%) 
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 06:09:41 AM
Here's my top ten

1.  Neo-Pagan (100%) 
2.  Unitarian Universalism (92%) 
3.  New Age (83%) 
4.  Liberal Quakers (78%) 
5.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%) 
6.  Mahayana Buddhism (72%) 
7.  Secular Humanism (72%) 
8.  Theravada Buddhism (70%) 
9.  Reform Judaism (64%) 
10.  Sikhism (55%) 
 
Oh and I have a friend who teaches Creative Writing. Every so often he'll give the class A Modest Proposal to read to give them an example of argumentative writing. And always, always he will have at least two students come up to him with a worried look on their face asking "Is he serious?"
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 06:49:05 AM
So basically everyone is a Neo Pagan?

How much you want to bet the people who wrot ethat quiz have a shrine to the godess?
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 06:58:52 AM
I'd not bet much because I'd lose that bet. The site is actually really good as are most of the quizes, here's (http://www.beliefnet.com/section/quiz/index.asp?sectionID=200&surveyID=88) one for you in particular Junkyard

I went through and answered as close to "Catholic AM radio host" as i could and this was the top ten that resulted:

1.  Eastern Orthodox (100%) 
2.  Roman Catholic (100%) 
3.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (96%) 
4.  Seventh Day Adventist (76%) 
5.  Jehovah's Witness (70%) 
6.  Orthodox Quaker (68%) 
7.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (67%) 
8.  Orthodox Judaism (60%) 
9.  Islam (55%) 
10.  Hinduism (53%) 

The reason both you and i got Neo-Pagan is because Neo-Paganism is so utterly protean (or wishy washy if you like) If you think the earth should be revered and have a belief in multiple deities you can still fit under its banner.

I tend to ignore that one, it's easy to get 100% or a designation with such a liberal definition.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 07:03:32 AM
Yeah, I have been forced to admit that part of Hinduism's appeal is that it's unspecific in all the right places.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 07:06:19 AM
No I'm talking about Neo-Paganism here, but see because you are Hindu you will also answer yes to questions that a Neo-Pagan would answer yes to.

Plus Neo-Paganism borrows quite a bit from Eastern religious thought.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 07:18:55 AM
That's kind of what I was saying. Neo- Paganism and Hinduism both have that comfortable vaugness.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 07:27:31 AM
Speaking of vagueness did you do the "What Sort of Hindu are you?" quiz?
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 07:28:22 AM
No, I didn't know such a thing exsists.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 07:31:41 AM
The site is actually really good as are most of the quizes, here's (http://www.beliefnet.com/section/quiz/index.asp?sectionID=200&surveyID=88) one for you in particular Junkyard
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 07:32:49 AM
I apparently have no memory at all.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 07:37:52 AM
And apparently I'm a traditionalist. Whatever that means.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 07:42:41 AM
I think it means you're new to it all and therefore are sticking with a lot of the texts and the like. Do you have a temple near you?

On a whim I answered it and apparently I'm Nehru.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 07:47:09 AM
Hmm. I've read a bunch of the texts, but I take the time period and location into account when I read them.
I have a temple about 50 minutes from my home, but no one talks in English, so I frankly have trouble getting very much out of my rare visits.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 07:51:03 AM
Yes but traditionalist doesn't mean you are living your faith like it's 3000 BCE.

See I got what I did because I answered in a similar way to how I'd answer questions about Catholic doctrines (i.e. they're of their time and secularism should supersede them where applicable) which is pretty in keeping with Nehru really.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 07:59:04 AM
I bet that if every member of a given church were to take the general religion quiz, each and every one would have a different line up. That's part of what I love about religion.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 08:05:58 AM
Yes most likely though the devout members would probably have closer cohesion and similarity of result, because otherwise they'd not be so inclind to go to said church.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 08:09:08 AM
With some, I imagine that's true, but probably not as many as you'd think.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 08:16:09 AM
No that's why I said "Devout"

Take a population of Catholics, the Devout will probably answer the questions similarly because humans as a whole, when they latch on to something, tend to switch off the critical thinking. This is actually a very important intellectual function as it allows for groups to act in unison.
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Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 14, 2007, 08:17:33 AM
The next person to post is a kiddie fiddler.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 08:18:57 AM
Is that like a pre-pubesent violinist?

Anyway, I don't know, people can think they think the same, but I would assume only the people who take scripture perfectly literally will have the same results. Unless that is how you define devout.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 08:24:35 AM
Is that like a pre-pubesent violinist?

Anyway, I don't know, people can think they think the same, but I would assume only the people who take scripture perfectly literally will have the same results. Unless that is how you define devout.

Actually devout means devoted to the tennets of a given faith, that might be defined as scripturally based or it might not, but in order to be devout one has to subscribe to said tennets, if they do not they they are not devout members of that particular faith.

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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 08:35:24 AM
Oh, I see. Devout always had a somewhat positive connotation in my house. It depresses me to know what kind of people can literally be called "devout."
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 08:46:32 AM
I'm using it in a purely neutral sense. One could be a devout Thugee while another a devout Quaker.  The form of the two individuals devotion would be vastly different but their devoution for still be the same using "devout" in a neutral objective sense.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 14, 2007, 08:46:48 AM
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 08:54:52 AM
I hardly post quite as much as Junkyard who, as we know posts a lot. ;D
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Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 08:58:14 AM
I hardly post quite as much as Junkyard who, as we know posts a lot. ;D
yours & mine Combined are Close to his total amount.. ;D
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 09:02:33 AM
Well quite, and I'm enjoying being Mayor at the moment, though the interns aren't all that cute :D
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 09:46:47 AM
I've decided to change the thing under my Avator from "The Kaiju Kid" to something more appropriet.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 14, 2007, 10:10:07 AM
I've decided to change the thing under my Avator from "The Kaiju Kid" to something more appropriet.

I like it!!



p.s. we're not just talking about lots of posts, we're talking about lots of posts in a small amount of time. Some have been here a lot longer than others, so you'd naturally expect their post count to be higher than the ones who've only been here since May of 07...
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Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 10:14:05 AM
I've decided to change the thing under my Avator from "The Kaiju Kid" to something more appropriet.
What about changing out 'Mothra' for something like this..

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/STRESS.gif)
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 10:18:41 AM
p.s. we're not just talking about lots of posts, we're talking about lots of posts in a small amount of time. Some have been here a lot longer than others, so you'd naturally expect their post count to be higher than the ones who've only been here since May of 07...

Oh, I know. And I've recognized it.

When I was just 8, my class went on a field trip to a laboritory that was trying to open a hole to another dimension. I accidentally spilled soda on one of the computers, and I was sucked out of our universe for just a second. When I returned, however, I found taht I was out of sync with the rest of the universe. I now am moving at 178% normal speed.

That is my excuse, and I'm sticking with it.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 10:21:03 AM
It's amazing how useful multiple windows (or tabs in Firefox) can be.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 10:23:55 AM
You can take either the laboritory excuse or the multiple windows excuse. Just so long as you don't suggest that I employ 20 underpaid chinese kids to type posts for me 22 hours a day. That would be absurd.
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Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2007, 10:25:21 AM
Especially since Formosan kids come on a three for two deal. You'd be mad to use any other nationality at those prices!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 10:25:29 AM
You can take either the laboritory excuse or the multiple windows excuse. Just so long as you don't suggest that I employ 20 underpaid chinese kids to type posts for me 22 hours a day. That would be absurd.
:D :D :D
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 10:28:15 AM
"Uh, Missa Junkyaad! My hans hurt! Can I take break now?"
"No! I need a badly done stick comic, and I need it NOW, or you don't get paid today! STOP CRYING!"
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Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 10:29:55 AM
"Uh, Missa Junkyaad! My hans hurt! Can I take break now?"
"No! I need a badly done stick comic, and I need it NOW, or you don't get paid today! STOP CRYING!"
YEAH!
MAKE STICK COMICS! NOW!!! :scared:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 14, 2007, 10:30:21 AM
You can take either the laboritory excuse or the multiple windows excuse. Just so long as you don't suggest that I employ 20 underpaid chinese kids to type posts for me 22 hours a day. That would be absurd.

Try a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters.

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?? YOU STUPID MONKEY!!!!"
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 10:31:03 AM
Try a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters.

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?? YOU STUPID MONKEY!!!!"

Maybe that explains all the words Old Will made up.
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Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 14, 2007, 10:35:04 AM
You can take either the laboritory excuse or the multiple windows excuse. Just so long as you don't suggest that I employ 20 underpaid chinese kids to type posts for me 22 hours a day. That would be absurd.

Try a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters.

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?? YOU STUPID MONKEY!!!!"
hahaha. That was awesome.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 14, 2007, 10:43:18 AM
You can take either the laboritory excuse or the multiple windows excuse. Just so long as you don't suggest that I employ 20 underpaid chinese kids to type posts for me 22 hours a day. That would be absurd.

Try a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters.

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?? YOU STUPID MONKEY!!!!"
hahaha. That was awesome.

Can't beat The Simpsons for clever writing. I always fall back on it to get a laugh.
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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 10:44:51 AM
Oh, it was a Simpson's quote? gotta look that up.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 14, 2007, 10:50:04 AM
Oh, it was a Simpson's quote? gotta look that up.

Next time we play a Simpsons quote game, make sure you're not on my team...
 ;)

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Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 10:51:29 AM
You know, I've seen relatively few episodes of the simpsons, but i rememeber everything of those episodes. I wonder if that's normal.
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Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 01:26:34 PM
I dunno... I've seen pretty much every episode of the Simpsons, and I remember pretty much all of it. Is THAT normal? :p

(I don't even try, it's just how my memory works.)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 02:10:35 PM
But your mother's birthday?
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Post by: RVR II on September 27, 2007, 08:57:34 PM
 :D 8)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 27, 2007, 10:50:18 PM
But your mother's birthday?

...

You're a guilt machine, Junkyard.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 28, 2007, 11:37:01 AM
So, Rob, you think you've won, eh? Not this time.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 11:40:40 AM
When are you people just going to admit defeat and declare me the winner?

Sheesh...  some motherfuckers are always tryin' ta ice skate uphill...
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Post by: Junkyard on September 28, 2007, 12:03:01 PM
I've done that.
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Post by: RVR II on September 28, 2007, 12:03:45 PM
Thats Cool!!
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Post by: Tripe on September 28, 2007, 12:06:08 PM
If a little hard on the quads.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 28, 2007, 12:07:55 PM
Well, I got a sharp walking stick. Kind of a double edged sword, though. Adds traction, but if you slip, it adds death.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 12:15:02 PM
Instant death, just add ice?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 28, 2007, 12:15:54 PM
Ice and a sharp stick. Like a wading pool and a tazer.
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Post by: Tripe on September 28, 2007, 12:17:51 PM
The only sort of walking stick i own is a Shillelagh,; it wouldn't stop me slipping but I could give Death a resounding crack on the noggin if he showed his bony self in my vicinity.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 12:18:26 PM
Ice and a sharp stick. Like a wading pool and a tazer.

Or nipples and a car battery? :D
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Post by: Junkyard on September 28, 2007, 12:20:08 PM
No, that's a recepie for pain. Or, kinky sex, depending on who you ask.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 12:22:03 PM
Bah, you kids today with your hot sex and your YouTube...
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Post by: Junkyard on September 28, 2007, 12:25:53 PM
Hoolahoops, and discoes...
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Post by: Tripe on September 28, 2007, 12:28:18 PM
And the rap music of Snoopy snoopy dog dog
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 28, 2007, 12:35:24 PM
Hey, are rappers irrelivant yet? When can we get to just being emabarrased by them?
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 28, 2007, 03:55:49 PM
I should market a "Rapper's Thesaurus".

I could make MILLIONS!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 29, 2007, 05:25:51 AM
Hasn't someone already done that?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 29, 2007, 03:43:43 PM
Don't rain on my parade, man!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on September 29, 2007, 03:47:10 PM
Better than having the FBI's copyright infringment division nerve gassing your parade, man.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 30, 2007, 06:36:08 PM
But nowhere near as cool as having riot cops throw tear gas into a parade, dude.
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 30, 2007, 06:40:30 PM
Tear gas is only cool as long as you are not on the recieving end, and you are up wind of it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 30, 2007, 07:12:44 PM
Well that goes without saying.

(http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030603/w.jpg)
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 30, 2007, 07:26:56 PM
My tear gas experience in Basic Training sucked hardcore.
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Post by: Tripe on September 30, 2007, 07:28:14 PM
The room full of gas?
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 30, 2007, 07:42:28 PM
Yeah, basicly it was what I expect hell to be like.  It was a dark room with this barrel in the center with a fire in it and smoke coming out of the barrel wich was actually the CS gas, wich is military grade tear gas.  A couple minutes after you enter the room your skin starts to tingle, then it feels like its on fire.  Then you have to pull off your mask and since your lungs were not designed to breathe tear gas you immediately start to gag and cough.  Your eyes burn and flood gates of tears open and you cant see anything.  So tears are rolling down your face like the Colorado and snot and flew and lung juices of all kind are flying around the room and when its time to leave you have to grab the shoulder of the guy infront of you to follow him out, and hope to high heavens he doesnt pass out on the way out.  You still have gass in your lungs for the rest of the day so if you take a deep breath you start coughing again.  It was a nightmare.
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Post by: Tripe on October 01, 2007, 05:08:54 AM
What's the rational for that again?

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Post by: Junkyard on October 01, 2007, 05:14:34 AM
My dad had to do that. It's so you can keep your head in a gas attack.
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Post by: Tripe on October 01, 2007, 05:18:08 AM
Yeah I can see that I'm just not sure one time would do it and if so wether it's actually got anything to do with the single experience at all and not say the emotional rigour gained from the whole training experience.
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Post by: Junkyard on October 01, 2007, 09:26:58 AM
Well, all I know is that when dad makes chili, we have to stay out of the kitchen because of how acidic the air becomes. Can't say whether his gas chamber training had anything to do with it, but there you are.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 01, 2007, 11:28:04 AM
Just do what Ren Hoek did: Hold your breath!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/In_the_Army_screenshot.jpg)

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Post by: Junkyard on October 01, 2007, 12:42:13 PM
Only so long you can do that (1:14 at my last attempt.)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 01, 2007, 12:46:54 PM
Only so long you can do that (1:14 at my last attempt.)

I think my record for breath held is about :14.
 :-X

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Post by: Junkyard on October 01, 2007, 01:00:10 PM
I'm pretty much as at home and comfortable in water as I can be anywhere, so I can hold my breath for quite some time underwater.

However, sinse I've gained weight, there's no telling my lung capacity at this point.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on October 01, 2007, 06:33:42 PM
I'm pretty much as at home and comfortable in water as I can be anywhere, so I can hold my breath for quite some time underwater.

However, sinse I've gained weight, there's no telling my lung capacity at this point.
That just means that , depending on what % of  the weight is muscle, you'll either sink like a rock, or float on top.  It sounds cruel I know, but I feel I can speak on this with authority, being about 5' 5" and about 340lbs...
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Post by: Junkyard on October 01, 2007, 08:27:52 PM
Yeah, it is getting harder to get to the bottom of the pool these days.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 01, 2007, 08:42:28 PM
"Ya held yer breath."

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/ca/200px-Maverick04.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 02, 2007, 05:02:38 AM
You know, these days i have to drive about 20 miles to school 4 days of the week.
Not a huge thing, right?
Well, unfortunately, school is in Milwaukee, so those 20 miles take about 45 minutes at best.
And now it's pea soup foggy.
Sigh....
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Post by: MrTorso on October 09, 2007, 11:17:12 PM
HA HA!
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Post by: Tripe on October 10, 2007, 04:51:25 AM
You're a merry little chappie ain't ya?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 10, 2007, 06:39:26 AM
Oral Roberts Jr.

Guilty or Innocent?



GO!!
;)
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Post by: Tripe on October 10, 2007, 06:41:59 AM
Of?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on October 10, 2007, 06:42:42 AM
Being Oral!! :D :D :D
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Post by: Tripe on October 10, 2007, 06:47:43 AM
Well he's certainly guilty of having a stupid name just like his old man.

On the subject of names, how did Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs Roberts get the nickname "Cokie" I wonder what her recreational substance in college was.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 10, 2007, 06:49:22 AM
Well he's certainly guilty of having a stupid name just like his old man.

On the subject of names, how did Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs Roberts get the nickname "Cokie" I wonder what her recreational substance in college was.

On the subject of nicknames...

Why is someone who's name is Robert called Bob? Wouldn't that make his name Bobert?
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Post by: RVR II on October 10, 2007, 06:53:08 AM
Bobert?
:D :D :D
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Post by: Tripe on October 10, 2007, 07:04:53 AM
Thank your lucky stars it's no longer Hob
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 10, 2007, 07:09:15 AM
Merry Hob.

(http://www.serenitymovie.com/nonflash_site/images/cast_Mr_UniverseFINAL.jpg)

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Post by: Junkyard on October 10, 2007, 01:15:35 PM
Merry Christmas

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2078/1536070250_89f01890fb_o.jpg)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 10, 2007, 02:23:07 PM
Kristmas with the Kranks!

(http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/gaetano/satan.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on October 10, 2007, 07:42:26 PM
We now have to ask ourselves how we got here.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 10, 2007, 10:30:20 PM
We now have to ask ourselves how we got here.

Some guy decided it would be a swell idea to create a thread that has no end.

It's the circle of life, Simba.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 11:34:55 AM
No no, not Siiiiimmmbbaaaa- It's pronounced Juuuunk.... Yaaaaaarrrddd.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2007, 12:03:49 PM
[Homer Simpson]

Newk-yu-ler, it's pronounced Newk-yu-ler.

[/Homer Simpson]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 11, 2007, 12:11:05 PM
We now have to ask ourselves how we got here.

Some guy decided it would be a swell idea to create a thread that has no end.

It's the circle of life, Simba.
No no, not Siiiiimmmbbaaaa- It's pronounced Juuuunk.... Yaaaaaarrrddd.

So either Kodiak will be trampled by wildebeest or Junkyard will make out with a lion.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2007, 12:12:02 PM
We now have to ask ourselves how we got here.

Some guy decided it would be a swell idea to create a thread that has no end.

It's the circle of life, Simba.
No no, not Siiiiimmmbbaaaa- It's pronounced Juuuunk.... Yaaaaaarrrddd.

So either Kodiak will be trampled by wildebeest or Junkyard will make out with a lion.

[Homer Simpson] (again)
I like those odds!!
[/Homer Simpson]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:12:42 PM
So either Kodiak will be trampled by wildebeest or Junkyard will make out with a lion.

Why do we have to choose? That twofer is perfect family viewing right there :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:13:17 PM
By the way, a little rant:
What is it with names in Hollywood right now?

I can forgive Orlando Bloom for having a name that sounds like a fancy drink at Applebeys.
I can endure Shia Labouf's poodle name.
But SEAN BEAN?! Pronunciation: Shawn Bean. Look, i can deal with the fact that there are people out there who are comfortable having names that are spelt completely different than their pronunciation, but putting names that rhyme when written, but don't when pronounced- It's wrong. Just plain sick and insane.
Either pronounce it Seen Bean, or Shawn Bawn. None of this confusing Shawn Bean crap.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 11, 2007, 12:19:32 PM
How about Joaquin Pheonix? Every time I see his name in print somewhere I read it as "Jow-ack-win".
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2007, 12:21:38 PM
By the way, a little rant:
What is it with names in Hollywood right now?

I can forgive Orlando Bloom for having a name that sounds like a fancy drink at Applebeys.
I can endure Shia Labouf's poodle name.
But SEAN BEAN?! Pronunciation: Shawn Bean. Look, i can deal with the fact that there are people out there who are comfortable having names that are spelt completely different than their pronunciation, but putting names that rhyme when written, but don't when pronounced- It's wrong. Just plain sick and insane.
Either pronounce it Seen Bean, or Shawn Bawn. None of this confusing Shawn Bean crap.

Yeah, but Sean Bean is a badass dude, so it's okay.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:21:57 PM
I'd wave the Gaelic speaker flag here but I can't be botherd so instead I'll pass on some nasty gossip about Mr Bean.

Sean loved his German Shepperd dog. However unlike most owners Sean considered housetraining to be a restriction on the dogs individuality and so his rented house in Stratford-upon-Avon was festooned with dog links and sprinkled with cur water. Up to and including the sheets he slept in.

This story I heard from the Greenroom folks of the RST

How about Joaquin Pheonix? Every time I see his name in print somewhere I read it as "Jow-ack-win".
Oh now it's better than Leaf.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:23:19 PM
A badass who dies in every role he plays. I can handle that kinda badass.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 11, 2007, 12:26:08 PM
How about Joaquin Pheonix? Every time I see his name in print somewhere I read it as "Jow-ack-win".
Oh now it's better than Leaf.

If I were named Leaf I could at least start spelling it Leif and claim I was named after Leif Ericsson.

Sean loved his German Shepperd dog. However unlike most owners Sean considered housetraining to be a restriction on the dogs individuality and so his rented house in Stratford-upon-Avon was festooned with dog links and sprinkled with cur water. Up to and including the sheets he slept in.

Isn't he one of those people who tells us how to live, too?

Or no, that's Sean Penn. I confuse the two.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:26:54 PM
A badass who dies in every role he plays. .

Except this one

(http://www.compleatseanbean.com/mainsharpepic.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:28:58 PM
What the hell? Where is that from?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:31:36 PM
Looking at his facial lines I'm going to say Sharpe's Challenge, but fundermentally it's the character of Sharpe which was Bean's breakout role. And verily doth he kick ass in those stories.

Even if he lives in dog scat
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:34:07 PM
So he's always looked like he was dragged behind a stage coach?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:37:13 PM
Well except when he was in Lady Chatterley then he looked like he'd been doing other things to make himself look beat up.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:39:51 PM
You know what I need to do to win this thread?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2007, 12:42:48 PM
You know what I need to do to win this thread?


Stop posting altogether.

[John Lovitz]
Yeah... that's the ticket!
[/John Lovitz]


;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:43:46 PM
No, I need to stop posting questions. It invites someone quite specifically to add a post.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:46:52 PM
Nah it merely gives into the inevitable eternal nature of the thread. Even if you never asked another question the thread would continue.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:48:00 PM
True.





....See?





... No, wait, I just contradicted myself.



... Or did I?






.... Yes.




... Right?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:49:21 PM
indeed!

Of course a lock point could be set for the thread then the competition would be a real one.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:50:02 PM
Contradicts the point, though.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2007, 12:50:09 PM
indeed!

Of course a lock point could be set for the thread then the competition would be a real one.

In which case I would win.

There's no need to debate that.


Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:51:52 PM
That ain't necessarily so. What would the lock point be?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2007, 12:54:43 PM
Start throwing out unfounded insults and curses and disparages and accusations.

Presto!

Locked thread!

I win!

Ickso fatso.

;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on October 11, 2007, 12:54:56 PM
Lock this thread down.....Now
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:56:20 PM
Or now
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2007, 12:57:33 PM
But when they lock the thread they'll just post something to the effect of "This has gone far enough. I'm locking the thread."

In which case, they win, and we all go home angry.

Not that it matters in the grand scheme of things....
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:58:14 PM
1 2 3 NOW!
123NOW
23NOW
3NOW
NOW
NOW
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 11, 2007, 12:59:02 PM
Actaully I was thinking something like everyone agrees on a page count or something.

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 01:10:49 PM
I'd vote that for a new thread, but i like how this one sort of.... wanders.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: DarthSeaBass on October 18, 2007, 06:39:31 AM
Ahah I WIN :clap:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 18, 2007, 06:41:56 AM
I rather think not
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 18, 2007, 12:32:17 PM
Hey, what's with all the women/godesses in your sig, Tripe?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 18, 2007, 12:52:07 PM
They're some of my favorite divine fems, at least the ones who I could display in a PG13 atmosphere.

Their origins In order from left to right:

Santeria : Oshun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oshun)
Vodoun : Erzulie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erzulie)
Vodoun :Maman Brigitte (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maman_Brigitte)
Santeria : Yemaya (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yemaya)
Egypt : Sekhmet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet)
Near-Eastern : Ishtar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar)
Romano-Celtic : Morgana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_le_Fay)
Roman : Laverna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laverna)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 18, 2007, 01:09:44 PM
Hey, what's with all the women/godesses in your sig, Tripe?

Yeah, what are you some kind of lover of women?  That's so gay!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: ig400 on October 18, 2007, 02:23:50 PM
They're some of my favorite divine fems, at least the ones who I could display in a PG13 atmosphere.

Their origins In order from left to right:

Santeria : Oshun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oshun)
Vodoun : Erzulie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erzulie)
Vodoun :Maman Brigitte (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maman_Brigitte)
Santeria : Yemaya (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yemaya)
Egypt : Sekhmet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet)
Near-Eastern : Ishtar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar)
Romano-Celtic : Morgana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_le_Fay)
Roman : Laverna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laverna)


In PG13's defence
Naked Boobs have been in PG13 movies

just sayin
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 18, 2007, 02:24:57 PM
Sile-na-Gig has more that nekkid boobies, just saying. ;)

However here (http://www.thaliatook.com/index.html) is the website of Thalia Took, the one responsible for the portraits that make up my current signature banner. And check out the Taras and Inanna, and a few more. She even has Sile-na-gig (even if she does spell her name the non Gaelic way).
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 18, 2007, 05:45:55 PM
Hey, what's with all the women/godesses in your sig, Tripe?
Yeah, what are you some kind of lover of women?  That's so gay!

I'm here, I'm queer for women, get used to it! :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 18, 2007, 07:13:04 PM
I bet you and Randy could have quite a conversation on womany woman godesses.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 18, 2007, 07:15:38 PM
better buy some alcyhol for ol' randy though.   :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 18, 2007, 07:40:17 PM
No Hindu godesses among those? With Saraswati, Durga, Kali, and Parvati to choose from?
For shame.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 19, 2007, 05:01:18 AM
Well I like Kali and the other girls but again for ascetic cohesion I had to go with a)What Thalia has on her site and b)The ones who were "decent".

Actually though my tastes tend towards the Cradle of Civilisation, The Med, Hibernia and the Caribean.

I bet you and Randy could have quite a conversation on womany woman godesses.

Well possibly; there's really only a couple of gods that I'm terribly fond of (sticking with Thalia, though I'm not that keen on her God portraits):

(http://thaliatook.com/pix/pan.jpg)(http://thaliatook.com/pix/dionysos.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 19, 2007, 05:26:12 AM
I respect her decision not to paint Thor if she feels she can't help but make him elegant.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 19, 2007, 05:28:03 AM
Yes her Norse/Germanic gods tend towards the gentle (Freya, Sif, Eostre and I think that's it)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 19, 2007, 06:27:56 AM
DANCE!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 19, 2007, 07:00:46 AM
To what?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 19, 2007, 07:03:37 AM
DANCE!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/1635657624_c1fac822c7_o.png)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on October 19, 2007, 07:09:48 AM
To What?

Ah right you are then.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 19, 2007, 07:15:39 AM
I'd just like to point out that the Special Features on the Film crew DVDs are what should be the host segments DURING the program.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 20, 2007, 06:48:15 AM
"I hope they KILL that Iron Yuppie! Thinks he's so big..."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 20, 2007, 07:52:33 AM
Iron Yuppie?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 20, 2007, 07:57:04 AM
vs. Dr. Hillbilly
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 20, 2007, 08:02:29 AM
Ooohhh kaaaayyyyy.

By the way, want to see the coolest Tetris game available oline?
http://www.neave.com/games/nblox/game.php
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 20, 2007, 08:06:42 AM
Ooohhh kaaaayyyyy.

You fail.

If you don't know where that quote is from, you fail MISERABLY!!! I'm severely disappointed.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 20, 2007, 08:12:18 AM
Look, I know comic books, Godzilla, Dragonlance, and MST3K. I don't have to be some sort of comprehensive nerd, you know.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 20, 2007, 08:15:03 AM
Read, and learn.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/scripts/last-exit.php
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 20, 2007, 08:43:57 AM
Ah. Simpsons nerd.

That reminds me, do you suppose Anguirus and Baragon are related?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 20, 2007, 08:50:09 AM
They were probably hatched in the same radioactive hatchery.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 20, 2007, 09:38:57 AM
Well, I know Gojira, Gamera, Gappa, and Gorgo went to college together, but I can't verify the Baragon/Anguirus connection.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 20, 2007, 09:46:00 AM
And how does all that apply to the relevant conundrum?

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 20, 2007, 10:01:00 AM
Relevant? What a starnge word. I wonder what it means.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 20, 2007, 11:30:07 AM
I wonder what it means.

It means NOTHING! ZERO! ZIP! It's what you're gonna have when I' m through with you!

You hit Harry Flugleman on a bad day!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on October 20, 2007, 11:36:14 AM
"Welcome back to obscure quote theater."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on November 04, 2007, 05:41:36 AM
I cant beleive this thread has been going on this long.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 04, 2007, 06:05:33 AM
You can't?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 04, 2007, 06:09:33 AM
Oh, I can.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on November 04, 2007, 07:44:08 AM
Yes, I can.  I hadn't seen any new posts in this thread for a while and I wanted to see if I could win.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 04, 2007, 08:19:02 AM
decepticons FTW!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Pak-Man on November 05, 2007, 10:47:51 AM
Or maybe Renegades. :^)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 05, 2007, 12:36:39 PM
Wolverines FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grr:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 05, 2007, 05:51:58 PM
"Welcome back to obscure quote theater."

I've got a million of 'em!!


"Look, if it's Poole you want, it's Poole you'll get, but Lisa, you got to cross the finish line on this one, he's your third fiancé today and it's not even lunch yet!"
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Sideswipe on November 07, 2007, 04:55:15 PM
Or maybe Renegades. :^)

Thats -10 points for you Pak!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on November 07, 2007, 04:56:29 PM
Nukes FTW!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 07, 2007, 05:30:34 PM
bump  :rimshot:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 07, 2007, 05:38:25 PM
blimp
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 07, 2007, 06:03:51 PM
Bjork
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 07, 2007, 06:05:22 PM
Bork bork bork!

(http://farm.tucows.com/2004/12/swedish_chef.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 07, 2007, 06:05:48 PM
genius
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 07, 2007, 06:13:45 PM
(http://whatsupnyc.com/blog/archives/bjork_07.jpg)

Bjork.... the most terrifying female in the universe.

(http://blogs.indiewire.com/reverseshot/archives/bjork31806_wideweb__470x333,0.jpg)

Oh, wait, scratch that:
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2005/03/23/ugly/ugly9.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 08, 2007, 03:48:08 PM
What did Joan rivers look like pre-plastic surgery? Do any pictures exist? She seems to have popped into existence as a weirdly scalpel sculpted old biddy.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 08, 2007, 03:53:38 PM
I don't know....but......Deep Blue Sea, FTW!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2413/1925063912_80815a9bdd_o.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Bairman on November 08, 2007, 04:10:11 PM
What did Joan rivers look like pre-plastic surgery?

(http://thehookmusic.com/myspace/jimjakejoan.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 08, 2007, 04:42:01 PM
huh?

Well allowing for the era, not too bad.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 08, 2007, 07:44:42 PM
Barbara Walters, though? A fox. A fox with an unfortunate accent.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 04:58:07 AM
Again I'd have to see a pic of her in her prime.

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Bairman on November 09, 2007, 05:08:59 AM
Again I'd have to see a pic of her in her prime.

Google is your friend.

(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3200824.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=C037F202D99E30998FF2B3E916ACF333A55A1E4F32AD3138)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 05:23:07 AM
Well all I see at the mo is a little box with a red cross in it.

that might have something to do with my firewall though.

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 05:26:42 AM
Also- Rue Maclanahan. Grrr! What a fox!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/draven99/movies/hollywoodafterdark2.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Bairman on November 09, 2007, 05:33:28 AM
Also- Rue Maclanahan. Grrr! What a fox!

Mike: "Nichelle Nichols... grrr."
Kevin: "Mike, she's a grandmother many times over."
Mike: "I rescind my grrr."

Gotta love the STV RiffTrax.   :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 05:49:17 AM
By the way, I just realized that the Completely Random Thoughts thread and this one are almost completely the same save for the fact that this one has a driving force.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 06:03:10 AM
But see that's good I can keep many random thoughts going at once ;D

Stepping back a couple of posts, has anyone noticed out of the three famous Judds , Naomi is the cutest. Got to say Ashley and Winona your mum's putting you to shame. :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 06:31:09 AM
Frankly: I'd done with this subject. My mind can only take so much.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on November 09, 2007, 06:33:13 AM
My mind can only take so much.
The Massive Amounts of posts Finally getting to ya?? :D :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 06:44:25 AM
More the thinking of old women's hotness.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 06:46:37 AM
How about Gina Lollabridgida?(amusingly spell check suggests "Lubricate" as an alternative) Oooh or Helen Mirren?  >:D

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 06:54:54 AM
SO HOW ABOUT THOSE BREWERS?! THEY SURE HAVE PICKED UP THEIR SLACK IN THE LAST COUPLE'A SEASON'S, HUH??
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 06:57:28 AM
Slack, a little like the delightful slackness found in a woman of a certain age's neck?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:00:01 AM
LALALALALALALALA!! Can't hear you!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:00:59 AM
You are so easy to freak out.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:06:53 AM
In some areas, yes. But I'd like to chalenge you to an " Eating Spagetti While Watching Surgery" contest. My mom went to nursing classes while we were in middle school. Formaldihide will always remind me of mother.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:16:05 AM
Your on! When I was little the list of jobs I wanted to be when I grew up went like this in chronological order :


Can the sauce be Arrabiata? That's my favorite. Ah shite I'm going to have to amend my list for Greg now, I forgot Chili peppers! We need a "slap face in confoundation" emoticon.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:21:20 AM
I'm gonna be taking notes when I go to the grocery store today.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:23:46 AM
Oh the produce you buy?

Do you have any produce markets near you? Probably my favorite type of food store are the produce markets.

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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:29:09 AM
We got a Piggly Wiggly chain and a Pick and Save chain near where I live. They're across the street from each other. Ocassionally they exchange cannon fire.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:38:37 AM
My favorite one in my area  is Nino Salvaggio's. The selection of weird and wonderful produce and other food is unbeatable.

Nino himself was (he went to the clearance sale in the sky about four years ago) not the most pleasent of guys; I know, I was interviewed by him for a position running his wine department (his vocally expressed views on race could perhaps charitably be describes as "Old School" :speechless:), but his store is second to none.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:43:22 AM
I once went to this place in London that had Dragon Fruit. Good stuff. Any places you can get Breadfruit over there?
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:46:28 AM
Salvaggio's has had them occasionally, never tried them though. I have tried Durrian which are great tasting if really offensively pungent. I didn't put that on my list though since I thought it'd be a waste of an item.

I've only ever drank Dragon Fruit Juice, never eaten them, same with prickly pears.

I honestly think Greg's new list is the best topic he's done yet.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:51:05 AM
Truly. No one's bothered to do this list before.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 08:00:52 AM
not sure if your taking the piss there or not.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 08:08:51 AM
Huh?
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 08:20:32 AM
It's a little difficult to tell here

Truly. No one's bothered to do this list before.

If that was just a statement of fact or said with a hint of sarcasm :)
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 08:26:28 AM
No sarcasm. I'm sure SOMEONE's done the list before, but I've never seen it.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 08:34:46 AM
Yeah I'm sure they are out there but I've never seen one either.

That's why I'd like other food lists: Herbs & Spices, Confectionery that sort of thing. I'm looking forward to seeing what other pick. I hope more people contribute this time. You'd think everyone would to most of the list. Everyone has opinions.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 09, 2007, 10:09:22 AM
My list of fruits and veggies would have like 10 entries, and those wouldn't be my favorites - they'd be the ones I eat at all.

Corn
Tomatoes
Potatoes
Various Peppers
...



...


Don't look at me like that.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 10:15:26 AM
Aw that's a shame bnothing imporves the taste of meat like some well cooked veggies or nicely prepared fruit.

Try haunch of venison with a blood orange reduction based sauce, you'll thank me for the suggestion.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 10:53:18 AM
Try simmering some apple with your potatoes in any stews or soups. Blueberries also work quite well.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 10:59:45 AM
Ah crap Sweet Potatoes!  I need to submit a list of 50 to Greg instead of a list of 25.

But yeah Rob what Junkyard said about the apples and potatoes. I make vindaloos with apples and potatoes.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 11:06:55 AM
By the way, could you put Lorraine and Baby Swiss on the same list? They're two of my favorite fruits.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 11:07:29 AM
Those are varieties of what now?
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 11:10:09 AM
Swiss. Cheese DOES come from fruit, right? I also really like Gyro fruit.


(How to get around being a vegetarian.)
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 11:11:20 AM
Ah like my favorite vegetable: Duck

Cheese does bloom so I suppose...
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Post by: AmandaGal on November 09, 2007, 11:12:54 AM
Fruits of the loins of some creature, yes.


<- real vegetarian
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 09, 2007, 11:15:33 AM
"Gimme a steak, medium rare."

~ Ghandi II
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 11:20:12 AM
Cheese blooms?
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 11:21:30 AM
Yes it's part of the maturation process, don't you live in Wisconsin?
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 11:51:42 AM
I do, but it's not like people just make cheese out on the street. Or beer, or motorcycles.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 11:54:04 AM
I thought maybe it was something covered in Wiscononian schools, like the Texans do with the Alamo or something ;)

Anyway The Bloom is that white/blue coating that develops on the rind of the cheese after it has been maturing for a while (varies depending on the cheese)
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 12:06:27 PM
The Alamo.... what's that? It sounds familiar, but.....
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 12:15:59 PM
According to my High School History teacher it was a huge urinal built by the republic of Texas.

Ah Mr. Osborne how I loved your class, couldn't understand a bloody word you said but there was alway a surprise waiting to happen.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 12:20:18 PM
Did you have ironically named teachers too?

A whithered old crone named "Ms. Bitter."
A tree hugger called "Ms. Green."
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 09, 2007, 12:20:22 PM
Just remember, there's no basement at the Alamo.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 12:22:24 PM
Try to imagine a skyscraper made of adobe.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 12:23:57 PM
Did you have ironically named teachers too?

A whithered old crone named "Ms. Bitter."
A tree hugger called "Ms. Green."

No but I did have a teacher called Mr Hand who was the polar opposite of the on in Fast Times he was one of the coolest teachers ever.

He was married to the Home Ec teacher and carrying on a long standing affair with the Chemistry mistress. His class room was equidistant between the Chemistry Lab and the Home Ec room.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 12:30:39 PM
That's interesting and bizzare.

And can i assume that the Chemistry Mistress was the school's obligatory "uncomfortably hot" teacher?

(Ms. Macname, you can find my X anytime.)
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Post by: Raven on November 09, 2007, 12:33:22 PM
Did you have ironically named teachers too?

A whithered old crone named "Ms. Bitter."
A tree hugger called "Ms. Green."

I had a student teacher in High School named Ms. Grimm.  She wore all black every day and looked like a young Morticia Addams.  And she didn't smile a lot either.   
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 12:36:52 PM
That's interesting and bizzare.

And can i assume that the Chemistry Mistress was the school's obligatory "uncomfortably hot" teacher?

(Ms. Macname, you can find my X anytime.)

Actually no.  I mean I'm sure if I was the age I am now I'd probably find her worth my time but then she was a bit old looking (it was one of those proper grown up type affairs; both women were of about equal hotness; I swear if polygamy was legal he'd have probably married both of them).

The RE  and French mistresses on the other hand...

I had a student teacher in High School named Ms. Grimm.  She wore all black every day and looked like a young Morticia Addams.  And she didn't smile a lot either.   

Wish I'd gone to your school
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 12:39:47 PM
I had a student teacher in High School named Ms. Grimm.  She wore all black every day and looked like a young Morticia Addams.  And she didn't smile a lot either.   

Wish I'd gone to your school

Thinking the same thing.
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Post by: Raven on November 09, 2007, 12:43:51 PM
I had a student teacher in High School named Ms. Grimm.  She wore all black every day and looked like a young Morticia Addams.  And she didn't smile a lot either.   

Wish I'd gone to your school

Thinking the same thing.
Not gonna lie.  It was awesome. 
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 12:44:31 PM
Like, did she appear on any class pics you might still have raven, and that you could you know scan or something? ;)
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 12:46:01 PM
That may just be a few rungs from the very hight of creepy.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 12:46:40 PM
Wait she's a student teacher not a student.

Oh and Junkyard you are now withint 450 posts of Sarc.
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Post by: Raven on November 09, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
Her name came up a few years after we were out of school and we actually tried to find pics but we could only find pics of the male student teacher that semester, Mr. Ridgeman, who looked exactly like Matthew Lillard.  That was the height of Scream's popularity so he pretty much hated us by the end of the year. 
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 12:56:53 PM
Back in primary school I had a male student teacher who wasn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer and I was always a clever little bugger. I used to taunt him for his dimwittedness till he was glowing red in the face with frustration.

Ah little Tripe what an insufferable wee bastard you were >:D

Any kids wishing to follow my lead: I find teachers really hate it when one corrects their verbal grammar.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 09, 2007, 05:12:09 PM
Back in primary school I had a male student teacher who wasn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer and I was always a clever little bugger. I used to taunt him for his dimwittedness till he was glowing red in the face with frustration.

Ah little Tripe what an insufferable wee bastard you were >:D

Any kids wishing to follow my lead: I find teachers really hate it when one corrects their verbal grammar.

Also, very, very vague sexual innuendos are great too if you say them with an absolute straight face.  They don't know what to do. 
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Post by: erika_lk on November 09, 2007, 05:40:36 PM
Back in primary school I had a male student teacher who wasn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer and I was always a clever little bugger. I used to taunt him for his dimwittedness till he was glowing red in the face with frustration.

Ah little Tripe what an insufferable wee bastard you were >:D

Any kids wishing to follow my lead: I find teachers really hate it when one corrects their verbal grammar.

Also, very, very vague sexual innuendos are great too if you say them with an absolute straight face.  They don't know what to do. 

As a former teacher, I'd have to agree with both of these statements.  Although apparently my students missed the 'vague' part..
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Post by: Bairman on November 09, 2007, 05:58:26 PM
Any kids wishing to follow my lead: I find teachers really hate it when one corrects their verbal grammar.

Math teachers aren't keen on having their equations corrected either.   ;D
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 06:27:46 PM
450? Pardon me, I'm gonna go start a thread where I write down my 70's Film Class paper with 2 words per post. That should do it.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 06:32:54 PM
The paper's only 900 words long? Wow that's some easy class.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 06:36:03 PM
I like to give myself some breathing room in these things.

The paper itself is only ten pages, so you're still right.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:12:35 PM
You know how there';s that idea that people become more conservative as they get older?

I'm finding as I get older I become more and more like my Grandmother in my fondness for Gaitskellian Socialism. I posted sound files of The Red Flag and The International to tease Isaac  (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,5912.msg167338.html#msg167338) but really they're very moving. My nan would be proud :)
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:17:09 PM
I'd have to get really REALLY Republican to get that kind of approval from my grandparents. I'm talking about Republican to the point of mental retardation.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:22:13 PM
Well my Nan (May she rest in peace  :'() was the child of an original IRA man so the likelihood of her ever being conservative was slim to none.

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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:25:04 PM
That's so cool.
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:26:53 PM
I don't know if it's cool but she was a great lady.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:28:50 PM
I love my gramndma, but she's 1/3 of the reason I will forever avoid Italian women. (Grandma/Psycho Boss/Crabby Guidence Counciler)
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:32:08 PM
Well like I said in the Pratchett thread my nan was almost identical in personality (and pretty similar in personal history if you know what I mean) to Nanny Ogg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanny_Ogg) in the Discworld books.

Both of my Grandmothers were massive influences on me growing up.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:35:53 PM
Well, this face is going to give me nightmares.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Nanny_Ogg.jpg)
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Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2007, 07:39:54 PM
Have to say neither Kirby or Kidby have really done Nanny Justice in my opinion though Kirby did one draw her looking a surprisingly close to my nan.

I do like most of Kidby's other work though, his Vetinari is spot on as far as I'm concerned

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Lord_Vetinari.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on November 09, 2007, 07:41:23 PM
Has someone illustarted the vampire photographer?
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Post by: Tripe on November 10, 2007, 07:38:31 AM
Kidby has some but so does this person  (http://www.nocturnalsoldier.org/Tealin/xhp/disc/index.html)who admits a Kidby influence and whose name I can't seem to determine.

Can't find Kidby's Otto except in my books and I don't have access to my scanner but here's ....... 's effort

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/twirlynoodle/otto01.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on November 10, 2007, 07:39:53 AM
I always imagined him a little bit more disheveled.
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Post by: Tripe on November 10, 2007, 07:43:11 AM
The Kidby one sort of is, loose floppy hair and watery facial expression.

The other artist also seems sort of influenced by whoever did the Dreamworks animated cartoons like Anastasia, take a look and you essentially see sketches for animated versions of the Discworld books.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 10, 2007, 07:49:57 AM
Hmmmm.... Suppose a Discworld cartoon could work?
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Post by: Tripe on November 10, 2007, 07:53:40 AM
There were a couple made by Cosgrove Hall: Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music much more angular character design however (and actually I didn't think they were wholly successful). Christopher played Death in them though :)

Oh and last Christmas Sky One in the UK did a live action version of Hogfather

This year there should be a live action version of The Colour of Magic Lee will play Death in that too.

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Post by: Junkyard on November 10, 2007, 08:04:32 AM
Neat.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 10, 2007, 02:23:03 PM
F  A  R  T
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Post by: Tripe on November 10, 2007, 02:29:01 PM
I meant to say this a couple of days ago, Happy Diwali Junkyard. :)

[yt=425,350]II6uMyvkuYE[/yt]

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Post by: Junkyard on November 10, 2007, 06:46:28 PM
Thanks! I don't keep up with the Hindu holidays as much as I should.
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Post by: Tripe on November 11, 2007, 05:57:29 AM
Oh well of all of them that's the one you definitly should keep up on it's the most fun and has the coolest story.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 11, 2007, 06:21:50 AM
Yeah, seems everybody has their own distinct "Festival of Lights."
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Post by: Tripe on November 11, 2007, 06:26:04 AM
Yeah winter festivals are the best. I was thinking, maybe I should start a winter festival song thread in music,so people can post their favorite songs to scare away the end of year blues be they religious (whatever it may be) or secular (since there are a bunch of those that are good too).

I always used to get irked when I'd see people at my mother's church with stickers saying "Christ is the reason for the season" no he's the origin of the name Christians give it. the reason is it's bloody cold and drab out there so let's have a party!
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Post by: Junkyard on November 11, 2007, 06:34:28 AM
Speaking of the Holiday Season:
At Walmart, I saw a thing for the "Children's Miracle Network" charity group, and they were advertising "Holiday Pins" for 1 dollar, with said dollar going straight to charity, supposedly. Anyway, these "Holiday Pins" were Angels, Crosses, and Trees. In other words, "Christmas Pins." Sinse "Holiday" is now meant to mean "Non- Religion- Specific- Seasonal- Greeting", and Merry Christmas is Christian specific,  I have to ask WHY CAN'T ANYONE GET THIS CRAP STRAIGHT?!! It's not that difficult.

Course', I'm being anal about something that has become almost overwhelmingly stupid, so.... yeah.
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Post by: Tripe on November 11, 2007, 08:07:26 AM
Well it's like when i worked for World Market and they had a CD with advertising bits between the tunes.

In October the new CD came and on it was a bit about "Holiday Turkeys". ::) Well in the US while many do eat Turkey at Christmas, it's primarily associated with Thanksgiving which is a secular bloody Holiday.

I like the phrase Happy Holidays because there are many holidays around the end of the year but if one is speaking about an element specifically associated with a specific holiday it's OK to name the holiday.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 11, 2007, 08:40:41 AM
I hate the Holiday tapes in stores.

The tape we have in the grocery store has something that's killing me: Every few songs, a woman says.... something. I have no idea what it is, and it's impossible to sort it out from the rest of the store's noise.

.... lips of an annnnngggeeeeellll... mumblemumblemumble... The smell of your skin lingers on me now....
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 11, 2007, 02:30:02 PM
Why are you guys perpetuating the "War on Christmas"?  :D
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Post by: Junkyard on November 11, 2007, 06:51:15 PM
(http://overcompensating.com/comics/20061212.png)
(http://overcompensating.com/comics/20061221.png)
(http://overcompensating.com/comics/20061222.png)
(http://overcompensating.com/comics/20061225.png)


Heh. Overcompensating.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 12, 2007, 05:43:15 AM
Heh. Overcompensating.

Clearly.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 10:10:40 AM
Walked into that one.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 12, 2007, 11:24:41 AM
(http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/f/04019-3.jpg)!
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Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 11:30:10 AM
101 Pages of Pointless Coversation

Coming This Holiday Season!
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Post by: Tripe on November 12, 2007, 11:31:32 AM
It's not that exciting surely?
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Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 11:57:13 AM
It's as good a plot for a film as any out there at the moment.
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Post by: Tripe on November 12, 2007, 12:02:20 PM
skillful avoidance of my pun there. ;)
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Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 12:28:07 PM
I'll keep pretending it was skillful avoidance and not embarrassing ignorance.
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Post by: Tripe on November 12, 2007, 12:31:58 PM
the moment has passed not point in drawing a diagram.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 12:34:12 PM
I agree.... I think.
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Post by: Tripe on November 12, 2007, 12:38:29 PM
good good, now here's a philosophical question:

Why is it that the devil is portrayed as punishing humans for being bad. Doesn't that essentially do what God wants him to do? Why would he do that? And even if he somehow was a sadist wouldn't it get a bit boring after the first century or so?
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 12, 2007, 12:51:20 PM
The Devil is not very smart.  I mean how do you turn on God and think it will go ok?
He probably lusts for power, but is content with the little power God allows him.
Or, he's biding his time until the day all the good christians are whooooshed up to heaven, and all us non-believers are left as easy pickin's.
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Post by: Tripe on November 12, 2007, 12:56:07 PM
But lets assume that's the situation why dose he bother doing the punishing since by the same standard the big fella's also punishing Old Nick. Wouldn't it be more normal for Scratch to be a bit more friendly to people who have some sort of fellow feeling with him.

"Hey you pretty much are people after my own heart so I'm going to do to you what the grumpy ol' bugger upstairs did to me"

Makes no sense.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 12, 2007, 01:00:28 PM
But lets assume that's the situation why dose he bother doing the punishing since by the same standard the big fella's also punishing Old Nick. Wouldn't it be more normal for Scratch to be a bit more friendly to people who have some sort of fellow feeling with him.

"Hey you pretty much are people after my own heart so I'm going to do to you what the grumpy ol' bugger upstairs did to me"

Makes no sense.

Well he's a sadistic bastard who is in charge of other sadistic bastards.  He has to at all times make sure they know who is in charge.  Like the T.V. show OZ.  You give them some time to turn on you and they will.  Then the next thing you know, Mother Teresa is in charge of Hell.  (she questioned God's existence so she went there, says so in her journals)
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Post by: Tripe on November 12, 2007, 01:02:08 PM
See I always liked Rowan Atkinson's version of Satan:

"My name is Beelzebub.. but you can call me Toby" very urbane.
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Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 01:22:10 PM
STOP THINKING ABOUT IT! PRAY! PRAY!
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Post by: Sideswipe on November 12, 2007, 02:43:59 PM
(http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/f/04019-3.jpg)!

Santa Clause is gunning, you doooooooown!
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Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 03:35:52 PM
Where did I see the phrase "Ho Ho Homicade?"
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 12, 2007, 05:17:04 PM
Big John Call IS Santa IN O, Little Town Of Death-Lehem!
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Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 06:01:08 PM
Found it. A little Christmas gift from Superdickery dot com.

(http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/im254.jpg)

Best. Title. Ever. (To quote him.)
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Post by: Raven on November 17, 2007, 05:21:32 PM
Now it will have to be Ha, Ha, Hamicide.


http://www.courant.com/features/lifestyle/hc-comptherapy.art0nov16,0,7036931.story?track=rss
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Post by: Junkyard on November 17, 2007, 06:18:58 PM
Wow. Were these by chance the same people who thought that they should change the name of the second Lord of the Rings movie because they thought the name "Two Towers" was insensitive?
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 20, 2008, 05:15:58 AM
There's no way in hell I'm letting Junkyard win this thread.  Bump.
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 05:17:39 AM
good resurrection

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Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 20, 2008, 05:20:12 AM
Nah, not really.  I only had to go back three pages to do it.

Now, if Keith Moon were to come back from the dead, THAT would be a good resurrection.  Alternately:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/John_20_14.jpg)
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 05:23:21 AM
that's a pretty pic.

Not sure about moon though the soundtrack to the resurrection might be entertaining.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 05:41:30 AM
You know what's depressing?
Then:
(http://webexhibits.org/colorart/i/michelangelo-creation-adam-.jpg)

Now:
(http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/5714/CentaureBorisV.jpg)
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 05:48:25 AM
Oh my god imagine if Vallejo had been commissioned to do the Sistine Chapel  :speechless:
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 05:54:23 AM
It would either be ridiculous, awesome, or both.
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 06:05:36 AM
I believe this would have been the centerpiece

(http://hebuss.free.fr/boris.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 06:28:18 AM
She likes that tree just a little too much.
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 07:28:11 AM
But finds the Butterfly a little distracting.
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Post by: Hebs on January 20, 2008, 07:38:44 AM
Well it's mostly because of her voice...

(http://www.ffrf.org/day/img/0108_mcqueen.gif)
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 07:47:24 AM
Well done Ms. Hebs you just made a reference I don't immediately get. :)
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Post by: Hebs on January 20, 2008, 07:50:21 AM
Well now.  That's a little precocious, Mr. Redux ;)
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 07:51:54 AM
I always thought precocious was just the British spelling of precious, till just a year or so back. I never really thought about it enough to care.
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Post by: RVR II on January 20, 2008, 07:53:25 AM
Dammit! Why won't this thread die??
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Post by: Hebs on January 20, 2008, 07:54:06 AM
I always thought precocious was just the British spelling of precious, till just a year or so back. I never really thought about it enough to care.

The British spelling would require a whole bunch of useless 'u's thrown in for good measure.  i.e precouciouus
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 07:54:41 AM
Dammit! Why won't this thread die??

Says the man who just compressed its chest a little ;)

I always thought precocious was just the British spelling of precious, till just a year or so back. I never really thought about it enough to care.

The British spelling would require a whole bunch of useless 'u's thrown in for good measure.  i.e precouciouus

HEY! >:(
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 07:55:06 AM
Wait, I thought they added "E's"
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Post by: RVR II on January 20, 2008, 07:55:33 AM
Dammit! Why won't this thread die??

Says the man who just compressed its chest a little ;)

;D
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 07:57:18 AM
I didn't get that, actually.
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Post by: Hebs on January 20, 2008, 07:57:30 AM

HEY! >:(


Don't be mad :)  

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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 08:00:03 AM
Wait, I thought they added "E's"

You know we should seeing as most of the extraneous syllables come to us via Norman French (with a lesser number from scholarly Greek and Ecclesiastical Latin*) but weirdly through e-mutation they become Os and Us mostly


*sadly preciouuuuuus few from any of the Celtic languages.
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Post by: Hebs on January 20, 2008, 08:02:55 AM

You know we should seeing as most of the extraneous syllables come to us via Norman French

Ah oui c'est vrai, comme la 'blonde' et 'brunette'
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Post by: RVR II on January 20, 2008, 08:03:16 AM

HEY! >:(


Don't be mad :)  


Can I be cold?
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 08:06:57 AM

You know we should seeing as most of the extraneous syllables come to us via Norman French

Ah oui c'est vrai, comme la 'blonde' et 'brunette'

parfait, tu avais un bon accent . Au moins je pense ainsi ;)
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 08:08:07 AM
Here's the funny thing: I could concievably just come back here in two months, post, and be just as close to winning as I am now.
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 08:08:58 AM
en francais!
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Post by: Hebs on January 20, 2008, 08:13:33 AM
Zut, j'oublie tous mes mots....
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Post by: RVR II on January 20, 2008, 08:15:50 AM
en Espanol with Tequila :P
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2008, 08:18:10 AM
Zut, j'oublie tous mes mots....

ce n'est pas un problème, tu êtes joli ;)
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 09:16:03 AM
Oo- Yay uys-gay are-ay acky- way.
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Post by: RVR II on January 20, 2008, 09:17:40 AM
Yakity Yak! Don't Talk Back..
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 09:33:32 AM
I'm rather afraid I must.
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Post by: RVR II on January 20, 2008, 09:35:07 AM
I'm rather afraid I must.
But you 'Post' enough already.. :-\
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 09:36:58 AM
True. I should slow it down.
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Post by: RVR II on January 20, 2008, 09:41:45 AM
True. I should slow it down.
I dunno.. Tripe is slowly gaining ground.
Be Advised ::)
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 09:57:16 AM
Would I have to remove my "He Posts A Lot" thing if he passes me?
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Post by: RVR II on January 20, 2008, 10:17:58 AM
Would I have to remove my "He Posts A Lot" thing if he passes me?
Yeah.. Probably change it to "He 'Almost' Posts A Lot!"
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 10:23:25 AM
"He Posts A Fair Bit"
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Post by: RVR II on January 20, 2008, 10:28:04 AM
"He Posts A Fair Bit"
Fair Enough :D :D
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 10:36:58 AM
Don't try to get where I've gotten, kid. If you do, you'll have every young hopeful with a keyboard and something to say knocking on your door, trying to be number one.
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Post by: AmazingThor on January 21, 2008, 09:03:27 AM
Don't try to get where I've gotten, kid. If you do, you'll have every young hopeful with a keyboard and something to say knocking on your door, trying to be number one.
Welcome to hell, kid.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 11:03:17 AM
It's hard to get to the top, but harder to stay there.
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 11:04:20 AM
Ah I doubt anyone will dethrone you, just relax.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 11:05:38 AM
I have my eye on you, Tripe. Just watch it.
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 11:06:28 AM
Don't know why, I mean you're at least 900+ ahead of me.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 11:09:44 AM
I'm begining to comprehend how this came to be, but not completely. Mainly, I spend a lot of time at the computer, and I have ADD.
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Post by: AmazingThor on January 22, 2008, 11:10:06 AM
As a wise man once said: It's lonely at the top. But its fun to look down on everyone else.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 11:12:43 AM
People are much more charming when they look like crushable ants.
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Post by: Hebs on January 22, 2008, 11:17:28 AM
Zut, j'oublie tous mes mots....

ce n'est pas un problème, tu êtes joli ;)

Tu me fait rougir!    Knock that off!

As a wise man once said: It's lonely at the top. But its fun to look down on everyone else.

A wiseman also once said - Never judge a man until you've walk a mile in his shoes, that way, when you judge him, you're a mile away with his shoes.
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 11:25:11 AM
Zut, j'oublie tous mes mots....
ce n'est pas un problème, tu êtes joli ;)
Tu me fait rougir!    Knock that off!

Désolé je ne veux dire aucun mal :)


par ailleurs, vous avez une image de cela
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 11:50:38 AM
Remember back when everybody thought French was the only language civilized people could use? Glad that trend passed.

Silent "T"'s.... pshh.
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 11:52:18 AM
preferireste l'italiano?

that would have looked cooler had the forum been able to handle Greek.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 11:53:21 AM
It was before your time. Like, a few centuries before your time.
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 11:55:07 AM
Actually up until the early 20th century the Russian Court spoke French for exactly that reason.
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Post by: AmazingThor on January 22, 2008, 11:55:18 AM
Zut, j'oublie tous mes mots....
ce n'est pas un problème, tu êtes joli ;)
Tu me fait rougir!    Knock that off!

Désolé je ne veux dire aucun mal :)


par ailleurs, vous avez une image de cela

?!? Something about a hat? That's all I could make out
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 11:55:55 AM
er nothing about hats there.
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Post by: AmazingThor on January 22, 2008, 11:57:11 AM
er nothing about hats there.
I guess thats why I flunked French in high school
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Post by: Hebs on January 22, 2008, 11:58:49 AM
Remember when people thought French was a romance language?  Glad that trend hasn't passed ;)

I really enjoy speaking French, but since college has ended, haven't been able to use it in conversation. 
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 12:06:10 PM
I mean Désolé could be heard as refering to Glasses :)

Remember when people thought French was a romance language?  Glad that trend hasn't passed ;)

I really enjoy speaking French, but since college has ended, haven't been able to use it in conversation. 

heureux d'obliger fillette image vraie
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Post by: Hebs on January 22, 2008, 12:14:49 PM
J'ai lit que 'veronica' traduis a 'true image' en latin.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 12:17:39 PM
I took Spanish. More useful to me as an American, I think. In Canada, I could see how French would be the better second language.
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 12:20:20 PM
Faites calmer Junkyard, je parle à Hebs

J'ai lit que 'veronica' traduis a 'true image' en latin.

Tu avez voulu dire "J'ai entendu"?
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Post by: Hebs on January 22, 2008, 12:25:27 PM

J'ai lit que 'veronica' traduis a 'true image' en latin.

Tu avez voulu dire "J'ai entendu"?

J'ai voulu ecrire 'lu' (lirez etc..)
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 12:29:37 PM
By the way, just curious, but has anyone here ever used the term "Freedom Fries" in a  non- ironic/spiteful/generally insulting manner? Like, seriously used it to describe fries?
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 12:31:46 PM
J'ai lit que 'veronica' traduis a 'true image' en latin.
Tu avez voulu dire "J'ai entendu"?
J'ai voulu ecrire 'lu' (lirez etc..)

Qui aurait été ma prochaine conjecture :)

sans se soucier, sentez-vous libre pour continuer à parler des lits :D

By the way, just curious, but has anyone here ever used the term "Freedom Fries" in a  non- ironic/spiteful/generally insulting manner? Like, seriously used it to describe fries?

I don't even think the originator of the term meant it seriously.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on January 22, 2008, 07:19:26 PM

By the way, just curious, but has anyone here ever used the term "Freedom Fries" in a  non- ironic/spiteful/generally insulting manner? Like, seriously used it to describe fries?

I don't even think the originator of the term meant it seriously.

au contraire ...

http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2006/01/the_three_conversions_of_walter_b_jones.html (http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2006/01/the_three_conversions_of_walter_b_jones.html)

"Rep. Walter B. Jones..........The courtly 62-year-old Republican represents North Carolina's flag-waving 3rd District, home to the U.S. Marine Corps' Camp Lejeune. He is known to his constituents as a staunchly conservative Christian, and known to the nation and the world for his insistence, back during the lead-up to war in 2003, that House cafeterias replace French fries on the menu with "freedom fries." He banished French toast, too. "A lot of us are very disappointed in the French attitude," Jones said then."
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 07:23:38 PM
Not what I mean, I think he was serious in the action but the intent was still a sort of joke against the French.

A bit like the Hartlepool Monkey.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on January 22, 2008, 07:30:22 PM
Not what I mean, I think he was serious in the action but the intent was still a sort of joke against the French.

A bit like the Hartlepool Monkey.

Well of course it was a joke.  It's like during WWI when everybody started calling sauerkraut victory cabbage or liberty cabbage, and hamburgers were called liberty sandwiches.  It was an allusion to previous patriotic wars.  Red meat for the masses.

Quote
Anti-German Sentiment:  In the buildup to WWI, the U.S. government launched a
publicity machine which, through Red, white, and blue pamphlets and Four Minute Men
speeches at movie intermissions, brought anti-“blond beast” sentiment into every American
community.  During WWI, sauerkraut was dubbed “liberty cabbage,” and hamburgers “liberty
sandwich.”   After their harsh defeat in WWI, Germany’s new democratic and centralized
Weimar constitution took a beating from economic crises, which led to extreme and violent
nationalist groups.  One such group, the German Workers’ Party, became the National Socialist
party under the leadership of Adolf Hitler in 1920.  His rabid anti-Semitic, anti-Communist
approach might have lost power with Germany’s slow economic recovery, but the world
depression in 1929 sent Germany back to mass unemployment and political chaos.  The rising
tides of war in Europe reinvigorated American distaste for all things Teutonic in the mid-1930s.   


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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 07:36:40 PM
But that's the point, Junkyard asked whether it was ever deadly serious, but it always had a satirical element to it.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on January 22, 2008, 07:40:02 PM
It's deadly serious when a Representative of your government uses buffoonery to stir patriotic outrage to help take us to war.

But we are both right.
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Post by: Tripe on January 22, 2008, 07:43:19 PM
Oh yes it is that but sadly that's why politics is the profession you make the idiot child go into.

You know I liked this thread more when it was done in French :D
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 08:49:57 PM
Gonna be learning a lot about hairy french folks in the next few weeks. History of Wisconsin class started today.
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Post by: RVR II on January 23, 2008, 02:27:17 AM
Eew! :gouge:
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Post by: Tripe on January 23, 2008, 05:47:54 AM
So it isn't just Texas who devotes semesters to learning about  the history of a specific state? The American Education system is endlessly fascinating.
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Post by: AmazingThor on January 23, 2008, 12:23:02 PM
So it isn't just Texas who devotes semesters to learning about  the history of a specific state? The American Education system is endlessly fascinating.

At least Texas HAS history. Here is the history of Oklahoma:
1. Indians
2. Land Run
3. Will Rogers
4. Carrie Underwood*





*Number 4 will be added to the 2008 edition text books
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Post by: Hebs on January 23, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
So it isn't just Texas who devotes semesters to learning about  the history of a specific state? The American Education system is endlessly fascinating.

Personally, my education experience never went into studying specific states for long periods of time.  However, since I live in such a historical area, we were taught in great detail about the American Revolution - (from both sides, actually, my great (x7) grand father was a Tory) and I tend to take for granted all the people who come to look at the American history here.

I also noticed when I was out west in Des Moines a few years ago, that everything looked so "new" - such as building that were 'old' there were still 200 years younger than Massachusetts.  /end rambling
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Post by: Tripe on January 23, 2008, 12:54:33 PM
my great (x7) grand father was a Tory

Unfortunate.

My family are traditionaly Whigs.
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Post by: Hebs on January 23, 2008, 01:03:20 PM
Weird, eh?  And you're the one with the accent :)

I don't think it was a sentiment that was passed down generationally though, I have a pretty neat-o geneology of my family history - it doesn't say much, but apparently he was the only one.  My family name is ending this generation, though with my sisters and I.  *sigh* oh well.
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Post by: Tripe on January 23, 2008, 01:05:30 PM
You could always follow Lucy Stone's example.

How many sisters?
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Post by: Hebs on January 23, 2008, 01:11:59 PM
You could always follow Lucy Stone's example.

How many sisters?

Mm, that's true - although Veronica Fish is a fun name.  I used to go to West Brookfield quite a bit when I was a kid, where she's buried, to watch my mom teach.

2 other sisters - one is a ballet dancer the other is a happy-go-lucky layabout.
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Post by: Tripe on January 23, 2008, 01:17:03 PM
Does make me think of a Magritte type painting though:

(http://www.donraystudio.com/images/embroi1.jpg)
C'est ne pas un poussin
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Post by: Hebs on January 23, 2008, 01:19:12 PM
Haha, was that intentional?  Because I know you know it's poisson
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Post by: Tripe on January 23, 2008, 01:21:17 PM
Sadly no, I'm on a damn laptop with tiny keys >:(

However I rather like the triple reference. :)
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Post by: Hebs on January 23, 2008, 01:24:38 PM
Wait  -  1 .... 2 .... *gasp!* 
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Post by: Tripe on January 23, 2008, 01:26:52 PM
See 1) A real image of a fish
         2) Poussin, whose painting it is not
         3) Magritte, whose painting it apes (although the caption isn't quite right. I really should be Ceci n’est pas un poisson/poussin)

Serendipitous really.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 23, 2008, 01:31:16 PM
Guys! Beware of of the faAAAAAAARRRGGG.....
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 07, 2008, 06:59:09 AM
Beware the groooove!

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/groove.jpg)
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Post by: RVR II on February 07, 2008, 07:00:44 AM
..and Beware of Cannibalistic Forum Members! :gouge:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on February 08, 2008, 12:20:35 PM
Beware of clowns. If approched by a MIDGET clown, commit suicide before it gets to you.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 08, 2008, 12:30:57 PM
Beware of clowns. If approched by a MIDGET clown, commit suicide before it gets to you.
That will prevent them from doing... What?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 08, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
Beware of clowns. If approched by a MIDGET clown, commit suicide before it gets to you.
That will prevent them from doing... What?

Walking down the street wearing a melon for a hat saying "I'm a hamster. I'm a hamster."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 09, 2008, 11:07:19 AM
Beware of clowns. If approched by a MIDGET clown, commit suicide before it gets to you.
That will prevent them from doing... What?

Walking down the street wearing a melon for a hat saying "I'm a hamster. I'm a hamster."

Better get out the straight-jackets then :speechless:
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Post by: Tripe on February 09, 2008, 11:09:17 AM
Cable ties are cheaper and just as restraining

(http://blogsap.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg)
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Post by: RVR II on February 09, 2008, 11:11:32 AM
Cable ties are cheaper and just as restraining
But they melt when put close to a flame
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Post by: Tripe on February 09, 2008, 11:12:14 AM
It's not nice to burn the mentally ill at the stake.
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Post by: RVR II on February 09, 2008, 11:14:03 AM
It's not nice to burn the mentally ill at the stake.
What about 'Tar & Feathering' them then? :o
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Post by: Tripe on February 09, 2008, 11:17:01 AM
Ah well then the hot tar may change the nature of the polymer in the cable ties but not actually melt them so much, in fact the tar may add a restraining quality and still be cheaper than a straight jacket.

Wouldn't be a pretty though I suppose. Ooh look at all the colours:

(http://www.velvetgarden.net/images/photos/20040226-20.jpg)
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Post by: RVR II on February 09, 2008, 11:18:58 AM
I want one thats Ultra Violet so I can... uh... use it under a black light ;D
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Post by: Tripe on February 09, 2008, 11:21:44 AM
well under a black light, it looks like this

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/Straitjacket20Fits20-20Straitjacket.jpg)

 ;D
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Post by: RVR II on February 09, 2008, 11:23:29 AM
well under a black light, it looks like this

(http://zero.co.nz/music/images/s/Straitjacket%20Fits%20-%20Straitjacket%20Fits.jpg)

 ;D
Can't view it Brah.. :-\
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Post by: Tripe on February 09, 2008, 11:28:10 AM
Fixed but that's weird, it showed up in the preview.
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Post by: RVR II on February 09, 2008, 11:29:41 AM
Fixed but that's weird, it showed up in the preview.
Ah Yes.. With a Spinning Effect as well :o
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Post by: Tripe on February 09, 2008, 11:40:41 AM
now add that to the melon hat.
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Post by: Junkyard on February 09, 2008, 01:17:28 PM
Beware of clowns. If approched by a MIDGET clown, commit suicide before it gets to you.
That will prevent them from doing... What?

Eating you.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 09, 2008, 01:19:41 PM
Beware of clowns. If approched by a MIDGET clown, commit suicide before it gets to you.
That will prevent them from doing... What?

Eating you.
AARGH!!!
*Whew* Thanks for Saving Me! :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 09, 2008, 01:20:09 PM
Surely if you're dead you're easier to eat.

Unless you mean "eat" is a lascivious way.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 09, 2008, 01:34:09 PM
Surely if you're dead you're easier to eat.
Then the straight jacket won't be necessary.. Unless for decoration purposes.. :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 09, 2008, 01:35:05 PM
depends on the games the little guy/gal likes to play ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 09, 2008, 01:36:29 PM
depends on the games the little guy/gal likes to play ;)
Well... The body still in a straight jacket Would make for a great base plate for baseball! :o
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on February 09, 2008, 02:12:49 PM
Surely if you're dead you're easier to eat.

Unless you mean "eat" is a lascivious way.

Look, my corpse is meat, and i can deal with that fact. But I don't want to be eaten alive while my mind is still functioning in here, okay? You know midget clowns eat all the non- vital parts first, right? They don't actually get any sustinance from flesh- just fear.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: darthtron on February 13, 2008, 07:05:01 AM
Hello I Win
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on February 13, 2008, 07:07:12 AM
Hello I Win

No, you don't.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 13, 2008, 07:08:33 AM
Tell him, Steve Dave!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 13, 2008, 07:08:38 AM
You tell him.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 13, 2008, 07:09:13 AM
What, you think because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit??
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 13, 2008, 07:09:53 AM
que?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 13, 2008, 07:10:23 AM
You missed my previous post on the previous page.

Kevin Smith fans get it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 13, 2008, 07:12:51 AM
Ah I can take or leave Kevin Smith.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 13, 2008, 07:14:45 AM
But the genius that is Mallrats cannot be ignored.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 13, 2008, 07:15:34 AM
Shan-Do when she was still hot right?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 13, 2008, 07:25:59 AM
I've never considered her hot.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 13, 2008, 07:28:19 AM
Oh I have, young Shan-Do is most delifghtful. mmmmmmmm Young Shan-Do :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 13, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
As long as you stuff some socks in her mouth.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on February 14, 2008, 11:50:52 AM
Oh my god oh my god oh my god you guys - LOOK at THESE!

I found them today for 40cents a bag!  I'm going to dump out the chips and frame the bag!!!

(http://nc.startribune.com/blogs/randball/wp-content/uploads/rapsnacks.jpg)

Caption:  Stay in School

Further reading:

http://www.rapsnacks.com/
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 14, 2008, 11:54:11 AM
What The... Gangsta Chips??
What Will 'The Hood' think of Next ::)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 14, 2008, 11:58:52 AM
They look great but they missed a trick of having different rappers on each flavour.

Though god knows we don't want a feud to develop between the 50-Cent Sea Salt and Cracked Pepper and The Game Honey Mustard,

I want to know what they taste like, so don't dump them all, post a review.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Hebs on February 14, 2008, 12:01:42 PM

I want to know what they taste like, so don't dump them all, post a review.

Ahh, good point, I'll try them and post tonight.

I forgot to post the best one, one of the flavors says

"Continue with Your Education"

Not kidding  :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 14, 2008, 12:03:39 PM
You know I've not seen them around here and you'd think Detroit would be a top market, I'll have to have a search.

Perhaps they could do a tribute flavour for Proof.

Hey do you have these ones?

(http://www.rapsnacks.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/yungjoc-honey.jpg)

Quote
Reading is fundermental

Quite, well said Mr. Joc :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 14, 2008, 12:34:37 PM
You know I've not seen them around here and you'd think Detroit would be a top market, I'll have to have a search.

Perhaps they could do a tribute flavour for Proof.

Hey do you have these ones?

(http://www.rapsnacks.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/yungjoc-honey.jpg)

Quote
Reading is fundermental

Quite, well said Mr. Joc :)

Most important is the message to BUY NOW!

Do what Yung Joc say, yo, and BUY DESE SNAX!!

Wurd.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 14, 2008, 12:39:18 PM
Ah if only, I think what it points to is lazy web development on the part of Rap Snacks, they're using the same image file for every instance of the image throughout the site.

Anyway Miss Hebs I shall expect a pic and a review of the different flavours. :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on February 17, 2008, 12:26:29 AM
How do you think the deletion of this thread would affect everyone's post count?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 17, 2008, 04:28:36 AM
How do you think the deletion of this thread would affect everyone's post count?
Yeah.. that would Not be cool >:(
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 05:45:26 AM
sarc would probably get closer to being #1 poster again
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on February 17, 2008, 08:29:03 AM
I think I might lose 7 or 8 posts.  Now 9. 
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 09:41:17 AM
Ah but I don't think this thread is going anywhere, you have plenty of time. :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 17, 2008, 10:04:22 AM
Ah but I don't think this thread is going anywhere, you have plenty of time. :)
'End of Line'  :scared: ***
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 10:05:27 AM
I think Platypus is the only one who can kill this thread.

And he'd not do that would he? :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 17, 2008, 10:21:50 AM
meh.. I wouldn't test that force..
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 17, 2008, 10:27:10 AM
I wanna win!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 17, 2008, 10:32:21 AM
I wanna win!
Others have tried...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 10:32:48 AM
And will continue to do so ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 17, 2008, 10:44:11 AM
Until NOW!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 10:46:28 AM
so you say.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 17, 2008, 10:48:00 AM
Stop stealing my sunshine!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 17, 2008, 10:49:11 AM
But it's dark here (on the CT forum)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 17, 2008, 10:49:41 AM
[yt=425,350]MwtTOxouD5Q[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 17, 2008, 10:51:27 AM
Iz Gotz ts git me a Orange Scooter :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 10:51:58 AM
Love that girl from Len
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 17, 2008, 12:03:11 PM
I love pistachio nuts.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 17, 2008, 12:03:55 PM
They  cost too much though.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 17, 2008, 12:07:09 PM
better make more money then :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 17, 2008, 01:01:16 PM
Lately I've been finding freaky cheap pistachios at WalMart.  Yeah, it's an evil store but I'm much too poor for principles!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 04:17:46 PM
Yeah but they're pistachios from China, they're probably synthesized from the teeth of dissidents. :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 17, 2008, 04:50:52 PM
Mmmm... dry roasted, dissident, dentition!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 04:52:57 PM
You are a clever girl :)

You are a girl right? We have so much difficulty determining these things here.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 17, 2008, 05:16:32 PM
Yup I'm a girl!  I was even born that way.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2008, 05:17:27 PM
phew.

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 17, 2008, 05:50:01 PM
Yup I'm a girl!  I was even born that way.
That's a Good Thing these days..
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 17, 2008, 05:51:38 PM
I was thinkin of putting it on a t-shirt.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: YourComputer on February 17, 2008, 05:52:35 PM
Well, you could put it on a coffee mug too. Maybe even give it it's own video game, action figure line, and cartoon series!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 24, 2008, 05:43:58 PM
I'll be "Action Girl" with all factory original GM parts!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 24, 2008, 05:45:53 PM
Not so fast n00bz!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 24, 2008, 06:49:20 PM
Yeah, what he said.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 24, 2008, 07:20:25 PM
Ah, it's the new Postmaster General.  I bow before your posting prowess.

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 25, 2008, 05:06:09 AM
As well you might :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 25, 2008, 06:06:15 AM
...and yet in a vain effort I continue posting.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 25, 2008, 06:39:33 AM
Well the post is your vocation afterall ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 25, 2008, 06:44:30 AM
Easy there Younglings.. Beware of the hidden might of the 'RVR' x2 8)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 25, 2008, 06:47:16 AM
is this RVR himself or the self aware mainframe RVRtron?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 25, 2008, 06:52:31 AM
is this RVR himself or the self aware mainframe RVRtron?
We have 'fused' into one unique Cyborg.. for the time being ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 25, 2008, 06:54:58 AM
Sort of like the end of Star Trek: The Slow Motion Picture*?

*Thanks to LA for her nice summation of that movie :-*
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 25, 2008, 06:56:58 AM
So, what will you transform into upon reaching the 8000 post mark? :o
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 25, 2008, 06:59:11 AM
Oh I don't know though perhaps a reference to one of the shorts would be appropriate.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on February 25, 2008, 07:00:41 AM
What? Like 'Stop! Drop! & Roll!'?? :D :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on February 25, 2008, 07:02:19 AM
Hmm maybe placed above the name of the poster.

Stop, Drop and Roll it's:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 25, 2008, 08:40:45 AM
The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 25, 2008, 04:20:27 PM
Mmmm, moldy cheese.  aged just right!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 02, 2008, 09:49:17 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080301/capt.19fe649904f54a40b7159a1bf51d0c9a.arnold_fitness_weekend_ohjl101.jpg?x=199&y=345&sig=WnOfLbge4o0p98Q6D_oSXQ--)

I haven't seen Arnold this giggly since near the end of Pumping Iron.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on March 03, 2008, 05:03:00 AM
Kind of tasteless of him to be laughing at that exhibit of preserved flayed corpses.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 03, 2008, 04:11:46 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080301/capt.19fe649904f54a40b7159a1bf51d0c9a.arnold_fitness_weekend_ohjl101.jpg?x=199&y=345&sig=WnOfLbge4o0p98Q6D_oSXQ--)

I have trained my daughter well! They don't call me John Matrix for nothing!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: anais.jude on March 03, 2008, 08:53:59 PM
so, uh, what is this thread about?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on March 03, 2008, 09:31:52 PM
so, uh, what is this thread about?
  Raising your post count? 
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: anais.jude on March 03, 2008, 10:07:19 PM
so, uh, what is this thread about?
  Raising your post count? 

Good, that's why I'm here.  ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on March 03, 2008, 10:17:45 PM
Yep, there it goes again.  Another shrimp on the post count... wait, that's not right. 
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on March 04, 2008, 05:10:21 AM
That's not a shrimp,
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 04, 2008, 05:10:21 AM
[yt=425,350]L7p2h2Lgpqg&feature[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 04, 2008, 10:18:18 AM
Finland wins!!!

(http://candlelightrecordsusa.com/store/images/Ensiferum-VictorySongsmyspace.JPG)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on March 04, 2008, 10:21:15 AM
you remind me of one of the lone gunmen from X-Files! Just thought I'd share that w/ you!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 04, 2008, 10:22:19 AM
you remind me of one of the lone gunmen from X-Files! Just thought I'd share that w/ you!!

I am genuinely flattered.  :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on March 04, 2008, 10:23:29 AM
you remind me of one of the lone gunmen from X-Files! Just thought I'd share that w/ you!!

I am genuinely flattered.  :)

I was wondering what you'd think about that! Glad to flatter you!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 04, 2008, 10:25:46 AM
you remind me of one of the lone gunmen from X-Files! Just thought I'd share that w/ you!!

I am genuinely flattered.  :)

I was wondering what you'd think about that! Glad to flatter you!!

I'm not part of a Geek podcast for nuthin'!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 04, 2008, 10:27:37 AM
[yt=425,350]RYKfVH2TUBU&feature[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: anais.jude on March 04, 2008, 12:55:31 PM
[yt=425,350]RYKfVH2TUBU&feature[/yt]

Now Ima in the mood to listen to survivor
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: headlesschocolatebunny on March 04, 2008, 12:56:14 PM
you remind me of one of the lone gunmen from X-Files! Just thought I'd share that w/ you!!

I am genuinely flattered.  :)

I was wondering what you'd think about that! Glad to flatter you!!

I'm not part of a Geek podcast for nuthin'!

how true that is!! ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: anais.jude on March 04, 2008, 03:17:42 PM
as long as this is a thread for complete randomosity


[yt=425,350]35Ori7uYqkg&feature[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 24, 2008, 01:19:26 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/posth54.jpg)

So what did I win?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2008, 01:35:41 PM
Congrats your the last.... wait... sorry. :( Here have an awesome picture to spark up your day.

(http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/058/warhammer40000mmo915_screen.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 24, 2008, 01:37:15 PM
Is that Mr. Freeze?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2008, 03:11:10 PM
No it's Marneus Calgar. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marneus_Calgar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marneus_Calgar)

Brought to you by the local forum Warhammer 40,000k nerd.

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 24, 2008, 03:31:35 PM
Must be modeled on Mr. Freeze, or Joel Schumacher's fantasies.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2008, 04:15:41 PM
Could be. Though I like his nickname. "Papa Smurf."  ;D (I'm refering to Marneus by the way.)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 24, 2008, 05:06:20 PM
Congrats your the last.... wait... sorry. :( Here have an awesome picture to spark up your day.

(http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/058/warhammer40000mmo915_screen.jpg)
Great picture, but strictly speaking, I am STILL the last member to "POST" in this thread...    :rimshot:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 24, 2008, 05:08:06 PM
What killed the dinosaurs?

The Ice Age.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 24, 2008, 05:18:46 PM
Still waiting for someone else to 'post'...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RoninFox on March 24, 2008, 05:20:30 PM
Wait over

(http://www.tfaoi.com/am/13am/13am103.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 24, 2008, 05:22:01 PM
Damn! gotta find some more posts to ...er post
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 24, 2008, 05:32:54 PM
Damn! gotta find some more posts to ...er post

Here's a few I borrowed from Junkyard:
(http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50312664/Various_Fence_Posts.jpg)
Tripe might need them later though.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 24, 2008, 05:37:45 PM
Okay, found one...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/2Post-Box100_1777.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2008, 05:41:17 PM
(http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/uploads/fusion.jpg)

Post of the future!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on March 24, 2008, 06:27:34 PM
Here's a New York Post-


(http://i29.tinypic.com/160tu2d.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 24, 2008, 06:40:09 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/floor-lamp-post-cherry.jpg)
Lampost
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on March 24, 2008, 07:03:57 PM
Post Apocalyptic Mel Gibson-

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_43XehHTn0BgP6jzbkF/SIG=143oed3vv/EXP=1206496951/**http%3A//a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/-/Mel-Gibson---Mad-Max-Photograph-C10103237.jpeg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 24, 2008, 07:09:26 PM
Good one!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/Oldfencepostssurroundedbybalsamroot.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on March 24, 2008, 07:18:36 PM
Post-Coital Bond Girl.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/80/252212337_e9a835aec6.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 24, 2008, 08:00:22 PM
I was searching for  'post' partem depression, and oddly enough, one of the images that showed up was this...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/1lifeofchrist.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on March 24, 2008, 08:33:07 PM
That's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on March 25, 2008, 01:18:49 PM

How about Night Court's, Markie Post...

(http://www.glenngriffith.com/gca/autos/Pictures/markiep8x10-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 25, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
Bjork.

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/TBogacki/11272006_bjork_post_album-782884.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on March 25, 2008, 01:30:21 PM

A post of mine...

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/Post2.jpg)



Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on March 25, 2008, 04:27:54 PM
Bjork.

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/TBogacki/11272006_bjork_post_album-782884.jpg)

I don't get it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 25, 2008, 04:30:24 PM
Yeah I like Bjork.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on March 25, 2008, 06:01:38 PM
Bjork's Third Album (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_%28album%29)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 25, 2008, 06:07:21 PM
Bjork's Third Album (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_%28album%29)

duh, I'm dumb.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on March 25, 2008, 06:59:36 PM
[yt=425,350]IWSlZgTHNCY[/yt]

   
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 25, 2008, 07:08:01 PM
[yt=425,350]Rn6nqd-nCko[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 25, 2008, 07:09:57 PM
My favorite:
[yt=425,350]AfwBoumNpmc&feature[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RoninFox on March 25, 2008, 07:12:23 PM
(http://www.waldbaums.com/images/wellness/postCereal.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on March 25, 2008, 07:18:20 PM

POSTmodern architecture...

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/149401713_76b0f21bd8.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 25, 2008, 07:20:05 PM
POSTage stamp...

(http://www.2-clicks-stamps.com/images/image/stamp%20price.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2008, 08:04:14 AM
(http://www.confettistationery.com/Images/Post-It%20Notes/RI%20Post-It%20Note%20Cube.jpg)

Post It notes
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on March 26, 2008, 08:12:28 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61PmUIu883L._AA280_.jpg)

The Album containing Whipping Post
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on March 26, 2008, 01:04:12 PM

A comic strip on Postmodernism...

(http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/postmodernism.gif)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 26, 2008, 01:46:26 PM
"Any post was there, perchance?"

~ Wallace
(The Wrong Trousers)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on March 27, 2008, 10:12:47 AM
Bjork's Third Album (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_%28album%29)

Oh!  Well that makes sense.  In my defense, I have no reason to know that.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on March 27, 2008, 11:16:29 AM
Oh I know, but I like to elucidate  :)
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 27, 2008, 12:45:42 PM
did i win?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 12:48:34 PM
did you  want to?
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 27, 2008, 02:56:06 PM
Nonsense. We ALL win.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 02:57:17 PM
oh, well that's nice
 ;D
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 27, 2008, 03:36:12 PM
Shut up!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
YOU shut up................ jerk >:(
 ;D
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 27, 2008, 03:38:27 PM
Infinity!
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Post by: Tripe on March 27, 2008, 03:39:23 PM
And Beyond
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 03:39:52 PM
Darn! I can't think of anything :-\
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Post by: Tripe on March 27, 2008, 03:40:26 PM
Sometimes that's just enough ;)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 03:42:21 PM
"Tom Christ" says

BE COOL Y'ALL
(http://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/25/tomcruisejesus.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 27, 2008, 03:43:19 PM
(http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CLL3isjLq5ml9gEQ2AUYTzIIvXzFnjPvmEo)k
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Post by: Tripe on March 27, 2008, 03:46:06 PM
Interesting, and with less than 100 posts to go before I hit 9000 (how does this happen?) I'm off to make dinner.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 27, 2008, 03:51:46 PM
Oh, Snap!
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 04:13:57 PM
Holy Cow!

and in other news

Quote
It was a tough battle, but in the end "Enchanted" narrowly triumphed over the blockbuster "I Am Legend" to nail down the number 1 spot on the national DVD sales chart for the week ending March 23rd. "Legend" earned $256.2 million at the boxoffice, more than twice as much as "Enchanted," which grossed $127.8 million.

But the sales appeal of family titles propelled the Disney film to the top spot on the Nielsen VideoScan First Alert chart nonetheless -- though "Legend" did debut at No. 1 on Home Media Magazine's video rental chart, with estimated rental earnings of $10.1 million.

"Enchanted" bowed at No. 3 with $8.5 million. Sandwiched in between the two new releases was holdover "No Country for Old Men," which pulled in $9.2 million in its sophomore week to bring its total rental earnings so far to $19.4 million, more than a quarter of its theatrical gross.

"Atonement," which grossed $50.1 million in theaters and picked up an Oscar for best original score, debuted at No. 4 on the sales chart and No. 5 on the rental chart, with estimated earnings of $7.3 million.

"Legend" was the week's top Blu-ray Disc seller, moving four times as many copies as "Enchanted" -- not surprising, given that the next-generation format is still in the early adopter stage, a demographic of mostly young adult men.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 27, 2008, 04:21:53 PM
You'll never defeat me!  (http://www.geocities.com/talin_j/Skeletor.jpg)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 04:25:01 PM
Oh it's on now!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 27, 2008, 04:27:08 PM
Bring it bitch.
(http://users.skynet.be/fa430383/Orko-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 04:28:29 PM
a'ight someone hold my bling
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 27, 2008, 04:30:21 PM
There isn't a room large enough to hold my bling.
(http://www.animated-news.com/archives/She-Ra.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 04:33:28 PM
Bitch
(http://www.xcomment.com/g1/thumbs/kermit1081807022133sm.gif)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 27, 2008, 04:37:31 PM
 >:((http://cdn.channel.aol.com/red_galleries/britney-spears-shaved-head-400a061907.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 04:40:15 PM
(http://userpic.livejournal.com/63484483/592019)
 ;D


Hooray, I won ;D
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 01, 2008, 08:47:44 AM
Wrong. I WIN!! 

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Teaser.jpg)

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Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 08:48:41 AM
Well done
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 08:54:09 AM
you guys are mean
(http://www.wesleyjsmith.com/blog/uploaded_images/angry-monkey-739979.jpg)
 >:(
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Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 08:58:08 AM
Ah it's all in good fun ;D
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Post by: RVR II on April 01, 2008, 08:58:47 AM
Ah it's all in good fun ;D
Nuh Uh...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 09:00:47 AM
uh huh
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 09:01:11 AM
oh, ok then
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 01, 2008, 09:01:41 AM
 :P
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 09:03:33 AM
MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 09:04:26 AM
Badgers
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Post by: RVR II on April 01, 2008, 09:05:55 AM
MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ;D

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/WTF-Orangutan.jpg)
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on April 01, 2008, 09:06:36 AM
Badgers
"....are delicious.  Candy-covered love...."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 01, 2008, 09:07:18 AM
Badgers
"....are delicious.  Candy-covered love...."
What The .... ???
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 09:08:02 AM
MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ;D

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/WTF-Orangutan.jpg)

Yes, I like monkeys, they are furry and eat with their feet sometimes
 ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 01, 2008, 09:08:30 AM
Well done

Word is, it's coming to DVD in America. It's already out in the UK. It might even be available to American audiences already...


http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/navigate.do?pPageID=2796&WT.mc_id=101549
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 09:09:00 AM
Badgers
"....are delicious.  Candy-covered love...."


That's the spirit!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 09:10:01 AM
That's a great show, or at least bits of it were.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 09:10:35 AM
everyone back away from the thread
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/swing_low/monkey_glock.jpg)
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Post by: RVR II on April 01, 2008, 09:13:38 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/handskch.gif).
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 01, 2008, 09:17:35 AM
.

(http://www.anime.com/Vampire_Hunter_D/images/02-hand.jpg)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 09:19:13 AM
Yeaaaraagh!! I be having a southern accent Yarrrrrg!!
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Post by: Captain Mook on April 01, 2008, 09:19:58 AM

    This is weird....
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Post by: RVR II on April 01, 2008, 09:20:44 AM

Yeaaaraagh!! I have a southern accent Yarrrrrg!!
That's Suthern??
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 09:22:40 AM
MONKEY-BIRD!!!!!!!!
(http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/flymonk.jpg)

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Post by: Junkyard on April 01, 2008, 06:22:52 PM
Awesome.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
yes I is
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 06:24:20 PM
"Monkey" Bird is upset that you call him a monkey, he's an Ape Bird. I'd keep looking up when you're out and about if I were you.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 06:26:42 PM
all I know is I type in Monkey-bird, and his picture shows up


so there  :P
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 06:28:01 PM
Yeah that probably won't dissuade him from his rage, better invest in a strong umbrella.

Incidentally what's the what with the bacon sarnies?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 01, 2008, 06:35:05 PM
Incidentally what's the what with the bacon sarnies?
The winner of the looooong draaaawn out game that just ended :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 06:36:00 PM
eh?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 06:36:18 PM
monkeys hold no rage for me, they are kind loving animals, and my friends
(http://creativecreativity.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/30/monkeybird.jpg)
but, to be safe, I will get a friendly Monkey Umbrella
(http://www.kenparkercollection.com/images/catalog/MonkeyFamily.jpg)


I forgot about it, I am going to change it when I change my avatar on the fourth (what is sarnies?)
 ;D
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Post by: RVR II on April 01, 2008, 06:38:39 PM
eh?

Where have You Been?! ???
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8323.0.html
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 01, 2008, 06:40:00 PM
eh?
Where have You Been?! ???
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8323.0.html

Oh, I don't ever play 20 Questions
what is sarnies?
Sarnie is a slang term for sandwich
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 06:42:03 PM
neat, I learned a new word
 ;D
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Post by: RVR II on April 01, 2008, 06:42:45 PM
eh?
Where have You Been?! ???
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8323.0.html

Oh, I don't ever play 20 Questions
what is sarnies?
Sarnie is a slang term for sandwich
Yup.. And Sarnie's are Yummy :P
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 01, 2008, 06:44:15 PM
I must now go to get one of these sarminies
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 01, 2008, 09:29:37 PM
What's that, RVR? Carnies are yummy??   ???
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Post by: Raven on April 01, 2008, 09:39:44 PM
All those posts and Tripe doesn't even play 20 questions?

Wow.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 02, 2008, 03:16:09 AM
What's that, RVR? Carnies are yummy??   ???
Uuuuuuhhhh................... :speechless:
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Post by: Tripe on April 02, 2008, 04:48:36 AM
All those posts and Tripe doesn't even play 20 questions?

Wow.

I am the king of Coffee Shopping though ain't I?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 02, 2008, 04:57:49 AM
I have no idea what is going on.............. ssssssooooooooo.................... DANCING MONKEY!!!!!
(http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/14193/76839/f/499580-Dancing-Monkey-0.jpg)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 02, 2008, 07:51:05 AM
That monkey is grabbing his nipple in an inappropriate display to the lookers-on.


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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 02, 2008, 10:13:45 AM
he is tangoing with his imaginary monkey friend
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Post by: Tripe on April 02, 2008, 10:16:49 AM
looks more like Paso Doble to me
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 02, 2008, 10:22:29 AM
looks more like Paso Doble to me




um....................................'kay............................. what's pasty double?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 02, 2008, 10:24:25 AM
This:

(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00236/Skal_vi_danse_236052c.jpg)
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Post by: RVR II on April 02, 2008, 10:25:10 AM
*tilts head*  :o
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 02, 2008, 10:54:37 AM
I really do learn something new everyday................ now if only I could remember it
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 02, 2008, 12:13:09 PM
All that once was is lost... for none now live who remember it.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 02, 2008, 12:19:17 PM
Monkey News!
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=501 (http://www.wtop.com/?nid=501)

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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 02, 2008, 05:33:12 PM
I like to move it move it
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Post by: Nick on April 02, 2008, 06:05:35 PM
I may be wrong on this, but can't topic creators close their own thread? In effect, BBQ could win at any time he wants. Maybe he's just biding his time, toying with us, making us think we have a chance. Or I just gave him a really good idea ;D
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Post by: orionpaxxx on April 03, 2008, 03:07:02 AM
me!
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 04:59:32 AM
I may be wrong on this, but can't topic creators close their own thread? In effect, BBQ could win at any time he wants. Maybe he's just biding his time, toying with us, making us think we have a chance. Or I just gave him a really good idea ;D


yes he could, and so could the maderators, second bananas, and third tomatoes, so it is truly anyones game......................VICTORY IS MNE!!!!!!
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Post by: orionpaxxx on April 03, 2008, 07:18:43 AM
                NO!!!  Its mine all MINE!!!!!
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Post by: Nick on April 03, 2008, 09:00:17 AM
*Slap from God*

Stand away from my thread noob. There can only be one... Highlander!

(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/23/172423.jpg)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 03, 2008, 09:07:58 AM
The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time!!
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 09:09:56 AM
You think you know so much, Let's see what your ass knows about flying
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 03, 2008, 10:20:15 AM
“Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.”

-Charles Bukowski
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 10:22:05 AM
I will eat your unhappiness!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on April 03, 2008, 10:43:35 AM
i will laugh at your unhappiness...as well as everything else about you
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 10:45:13 AM
then this will be our final battle.................. VICTORY IS MINE YET AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 03, 2008, 06:32:09 PM
Oh how fleeting victory/fortune is.

A certain German once wrote a song about that:

[yt=425,350]nqw3KWb9bH4[/yt]

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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 06:38:30 PM
oh really, who?
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Post by: Tripe on April 03, 2008, 06:39:12 PM
Carl Orff
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 06:40:38 PM
That is the guy who wrote the "Ode for Tuna" right?
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Post by: Tripe on April 03, 2008, 06:42:01 PM
That would be the youtube vid yes, it's the only bit of Carmina Burana that most people know.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 06:44:16 PM
I like tuna as much as the next guy, but I could never write a Ode to it
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Post by: Tripe on April 03, 2008, 06:47:36 PM
In Latin no less
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 06:48:48 PM
I did not know that was spanish
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Post by: Tripe on April 03, 2008, 06:50:00 PM
Well Spanish is derived from vulgar Latin true.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 06:51:13 PM
I did not know pigs were so foul mouthed
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Post by: Tripe on April 03, 2008, 06:52:20 PM
pigs would be more swine mouthed really.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 06:53:17 PM
lousy alcoholic pigs
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Post by: Tripe on April 03, 2008, 06:54:46 PM
indeed, and apparently they don't use condoms at least according to the ads.

Not sure why they want to date Human women though.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 03, 2008, 06:56:22 PM
the same reason a moose would date a buffalo statue
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on April 03, 2008, 11:26:45 PM
damn it, buffalo statues are hot...oh, wait, nooooo they are not hot, not i say!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 04, 2008, 05:45:47 AM
Is it better to have sex with an inanimate object that looks human or animal, or to do this:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2 (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 04, 2008, 10:57:56 AM
Is it better to have sex with an inanimate object that looks human or animal, or to do this:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2 (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2)



I do not know if I want to click on that link
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Post by: Tripe on April 04, 2008, 10:58:39 AM
I sure as hell didn't.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 04, 2008, 11:00:11 AM
then I probably should not
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Post by: RVR II on April 04, 2008, 11:00:37 AM
I sure as hell didn't.
It's the same article when I started that 'WTF' thread a week or so ago.. :D :D

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8263.0.html
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 04, 2008, 11:02:53 AM
well then it is old news and no one is interested in it
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 04, 2008, 11:10:13 AM
well then it is old news and no one is interested in it

Except the local radio shows that are constantly laughing about it...
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 04, 2008, 11:16:27 AM
Oh those radio shows *Laughtrack*
 :D
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on April 04, 2008, 11:17:05 AM
i am the laughtrack
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 04, 2008, 11:18:09 AM
I was just asking a question friends.
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Post by: RVR II on April 04, 2008, 11:20:36 AM
I was just asking a question friends.
Sooo. What answer were you expecting 'friend'? :-X
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 04, 2008, 11:22:04 AM
pizza, fried chicken, and a monkey, but so far that has not happened yet  :grr:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 04, 2008, 11:28:25 AM
I was just asking a question friends.
Sooo. What answer were you expecting 'friend'? :-X

Which is better?  Having sex with an inanimate object that has animal/human features or one without these features?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 04, 2008, 11:30:44 AM
i do not know



yay, I win(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/34/120px-Dancing_Banana.gif)
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Post by: TeamRAD on April 08, 2008, 11:30:03 AM

Charlie Sheen in...

(http://www.listal.com/image/products/220/B00004TITU/dvds/postmortem.jpg)

King Kerry rocking out Postmortem (I'm presuming)...

(http://www.zrock.com/zforum/images/slayer_sandiego_012607_117.jpg)



Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 08, 2008, 11:37:18 AM

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :angry:

I was so close :grr: :'(


yay, I win(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/34/120px-Dancing_Banana.gif)
again
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: orionpaxxx on April 08, 2008, 04:04:37 PM
It's peanut butter jelly time!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 08, 2008, 04:07:28 PM
I was just asking a question friends.
Sooo. What answer were you expecting 'friend'? :-X

Which is better?  Having sex with an inanimate object that has animal/human features or one without these features?
Get back to me on your findings 8)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 08, 2008, 04:15:52 PM
Spiderman's a chick flick!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 08, 2008, 04:46:09 PM

I'm sorry, Jake...but your previous post went too far right...

(http://www3.shastacollege.edu/welding/WELDING/images/SC-foulball.jpg)


(Spiderman is so not a chick flick.)

:)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 08, 2008, 04:47:36 PM
kinda
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 08, 2008, 04:59:35 PM
It kinda is.  There are 2% more dancing scenes than a normal movie should have
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 08, 2008, 05:04:49 PM

Currently postulating the chick flick factor of the Spiderman franchise...

(http://www.niu.edu/~hbrown/Physics.jpg)


(I was just blithely being defensive about my favorite comic book character.)

:)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 08, 2008, 05:09:43 PM
It's ok, I'm sure I'd feel the same if someone said something like that about my favorite comic book character......... I just need a favorite comic book character first.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 08, 2008, 05:20:17 PM
Here:

Milk and Cheese
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/522178096_348bc81458.jpg)

The Tick
(http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/mockingbird/1118/tick/news/2_24_01product.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 08, 2008, 06:24:40 PM
Try Johnny Boy:

(http://www.toonopedia.com/uimages/toons/c/helblazr.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 08, 2008, 06:29:31 PM
I kind of like the fortunecity one
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 08, 2008, 06:30:11 PM
The cog like superhero has some astounding powers.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 09, 2008, 07:01:35 AM
just from the picture I can see it's like Pac-man only with a giant hole instead of a mouth
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 12, 2008, 10:03:43 PM

A great new breakfast cereal is now on shelves, POST's Dino S'mores Pebbles...

(http://www.buythecase.net/uploads/products/200/4300002331.jpg)

*pours another bowl*

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 13, 2008, 01:48:15 PM
that looks............... delicious?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 13, 2008, 03:03:35 PM

And it's only 2 dollars a box!

Howbeit, it still cannot touch the tasty-goodness which was POST's Marshmallow Mania Pebbles:

(http://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/p_39.jpg)

One of my all-time favorite breakfast cereals, hands-down.





Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 13, 2008, 03:04:49 PM
Good for you
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 13, 2008, 04:59:56 PM

Bringing back the super days, The ALL-mighty performing, POSTage

[yt=425,350]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6jKeI06ChWA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6jKeI06ChWA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 13, 2008, 05:33:11 PM

And it's only 2 dollars a box!

Howbeit, it still cannot touch the tasty-goodness which was POST's Marshmallow Mania Pebbles:

(http://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/p_39.jpg)

One of my all-time favorite breakfast cereals, hands-down.







I'll stick to my current favorite...thank you very much.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/SM904~Krusty-O-S-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 14, 2008, 04:55:17 AM
I think I will stick to my occasional Cinnamon's Toast Crunch
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 14, 2008, 04:59:46 AM
You Americans and your funny tasting sugar cereal.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: gammer on April 14, 2008, 11:42:21 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!?!

(http://i2.bebo.com/015b/11/mediuml/2006/08/18/19/1751006214a1751219206b199456688ml.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 14, 2008, 11:46:14 AM
That's what she said.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 14, 2008, 01:35:24 PM
ooooooohhhhhhhh, snap
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on April 14, 2008, 05:39:53 PM
that's what she said.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 14, 2008, 05:40:53 PM
Can I have some of your updoc?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on April 14, 2008, 05:45:39 PM
What's updoc?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 14, 2008, 05:52:37 PM
Not much.  What's up with you?

or as Michael would say....

Ahhhh, got you.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 14, 2008, 05:54:54 PM
DAMMIT
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/smiley_deadhorse.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on April 14, 2008, 07:45:50 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/smiley_deadhorse.gif)
 
is cooler than

 :deadhorse:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 14, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Yeah, This Thread Just Won't DIE!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 15, 2008, 04:56:58 AM
DIE, THREAD, DIE!!!!!!
(http://www.thezonez.us/forum/images/murder.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 16, 2008, 04:48:16 PM

A POSTcard from...

(http://webhost.bridgew.edu/jhayesboh/COUNTIES/wisconsin.jpg)

Hi Round Table,

I'm bringing it back up.

Kind regards, TR


Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 16, 2008, 04:50:18 PM
I HATE you
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 16, 2008, 04:50:51 PM
ah but he loves you
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 16, 2008, 04:51:59 PM
(http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/hate-image2.jpg)
 :grr:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 16, 2008, 04:52:46 PM
ah come on, turn that frown upside down, I'll bet your day hasn't been as crappy as mine but I'm still smiling.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 16, 2008, 04:59:05 PM
true, but the Monkey Reaper was just about to take this thread away, and now he's sad
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_NGAR73EuPg4/RkOcFd9w2TI/AAAAAAAAAE8/GVlobAY41Hs/s200/Grim+Reaper+5.jpg)
see the sadness
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 16, 2008, 05:00:04 PM
yeah I almost saw he boss today :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 16, 2008, 05:00:31 PM
That's nice... ::)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 16, 2008, 05:02:02 PM
Ah well it never pays to be too gloomy  :(
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 16, 2008, 05:02:48 PM
and now he's been fired
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/14705221_edb71b5be9.jpg)
thanks a lot thread bringer backer
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 16, 2008, 05:04:45 PM

For Jake...a POST-It  with the following...

(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15836901.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BB3259AA4-C550-479A-99AD-01B23C20C3EC%7D)

Ah well it never pays to be too gloomy  :(

Exactly, Tripe.


Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 16, 2008, 05:06:40 PM
I feel better now
DANCING TIME!!!!
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q163/knifeparty1/chicken_dancing_chicken_dance_hg_cl.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 16, 2008, 05:18:05 PM
I feel better now
DANCING TIME!!!!
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q163/knifeparty1/chicken_dancing_chicken_dance_hg_cl.gif)
DUDE! We Don't want to see Your Cock Dance?! :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 16, 2008, 05:19:44 PM
fine, how's this?
(http://www.freewebs.com/jbentertainingness/Monkey.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 16, 2008, 05:21:20 PM
fine, how's this?
(http://www.freewebs.com/jbentertainingness/Monkey.gif)

Ugh. At Least it's not spanking.. never mind :-X
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 16, 2008, 05:23:42 PM
I don't understand what you're saying,
is this better?
(http://icons.iconator.com/975/ICONATOR_8feb1d32e6f231ee3905fb9fc669e4e1.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 16, 2008, 05:41:31 PM
I was gonna run a pedestrian over, but he carried a rocket launcher.  Maybe you should carry one:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3219/2417915599_c9e0f98f5d_o.gif)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 17, 2008, 04:19:28 AM
yes, everyone should have protection
(http://www.gatheredimages.com/pics/GI/SS03monkey&gun.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 17, 2008, 04:38:27 AM

I'll take one of these...

(http://www.stomptokyo.com/guests/img/phantasm1.jpg)

and two of these...

(http://www.tomsgames.com/us/fringedrinking/jawas.jpg)

There's my protection.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 17, 2008, 04:48:18 AM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e82/klaasend2/MonkeyDance.gif)
 ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: GalvaTRION on April 17, 2008, 05:23:34 AM
...
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d169/GalvaTRION/GIRandMONKEY.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 17, 2008, 05:55:06 AM
oooooooooooooh Lumpy, now it is on
(http://www.essense.com/dancing_monkey.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 17, 2008, 06:04:21 AM
(http://www.lazydork.com/movies/fisherking.jpg)
/
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 17, 2008, 06:05:14 AM
Well let's make it official.

(http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/Iron%20Chef.jpg)

The Chairman declares a Monkey Battle.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 17, 2008, 08:07:00 AM
(http://www.epochstar.com/image-archive/Art_Archives/monkey.gif)

MONKEY BATTLE!!!!
{Theme From Mortal Kombat starts to play}
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 17, 2008, 08:18:20 AM
Well, we know the nature of Monkeys is irrepressible:

[yt=425,350]5iUMWy4hqAg[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 17, 2008, 08:28:33 AM
well then, Thank Hanuman for Monkeys.
(http://malwa.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/hanuman.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 19, 2008, 02:10:00 PM
Hanuman didn't MAKE monkeys. He's half monkey.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 19, 2008, 02:12:12 PM
blah blah blah
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 19, 2008, 02:13:00 PM
(http://www.lazydork.com/movies/fisherking.jpg)m
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 19, 2008, 02:14:29 PM
 
(http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/knight.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 19, 2008, 02:16:15 PM
 (http://bp2.blogger.com/_NuMV_kr05_8/Rxedh1jaXDI/AAAAAAAAAUA/qRxCItOw3Qs/s1600/dick_cheney_penguin.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 19, 2008, 02:18:55 PM
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_NuMV_kr05_8/Rxedh1jaXDI/AAAAAAAAAUA/qRxCItOw3Qs/s1600/dick_cheney_penguin.jpg)

Nope don't see anything, a penalty point to team caboose I fear
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 19, 2008, 02:19:50 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/fuck_17.gif) :scared:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 19, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
(http://uk.samsungmobile.com/contents/cms/002/GBR00191027_wap_pre1.gif)
there
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: orionpaxxx on April 19, 2008, 02:54:00 PM
 :rimshot:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 19, 2008, 03:07:55 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 19, 2008, 03:47:22 PM
Imagine if you crossed a monkey with a duck. It would be the most marketable animal ever!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 19, 2008, 03:51:22 PM
Duck shit is bad enough, but if they could throw it.....oh God!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 19, 2008, 04:51:15 PM
 (http://www.bdh.net/resources/images/1264/575810317_1bd4a946a8_blog.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 19, 2008, 05:01:30 PM
(http://www.bdh.net/resources/images/1264/575810317_1bd4a946a8_blog.jpg)

killllll... meeeee.... pleaaasee....
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on April 20, 2008, 02:54:05 PM
I have a stuffed animal that's a jack-o-latern with spider-man coming out to the top of it.   It's one of the strangest things I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 20, 2008, 02:58:22 PM
(http://www.bdh.net/resources/images/1264/575810317_1bd4a946a8_blog.jpg)
Mike Seaver denies the existence of Monkey Duck, for the bible tells him so.
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/amalvone/kirkcameron1.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 20, 2008, 03:01:55 PM
but monkey duck loves him, this I know
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: GalvaTRION on April 20, 2008, 03:21:02 PM
SHOW RESPECT YOU GODLESS WHIPPERSNAPPERS!
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d169/GalvaTRION/urbanjusticeNUTKICK.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 20, 2008, 03:22:17 PM
but monkey duck loves him, this I know

Yeah well old Mike has to destroy the evidence so he's going to have to feed Monkey Duck to his own unholy ananidae derived abomination.

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/Primate_bucket/crocoduck.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 20, 2008, 03:23:46 PM
SHOW RESPECT YOU GODLESS WHIPPERSNAPPERS!
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d169/GalvaTRION/urbanjusticeNUTKICK.gif)

You want us to worship the monolith from 2001?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 20, 2008, 03:24:17 PM
Oooh, snap!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 21, 2008, 10:09:37 AM
Did anyone see that video of "Porn Aerobics"?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 21, 2008, 10:13:59 AM
no, I don't watch porn, sorry
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 21, 2008, 10:14:26 AM
You had me at "Porn".
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 21, 2008, 10:17:14 AM
Key feature: it involves thrusting...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 21, 2008, 10:19:47 AM
show me the Aerobics!!
(http://dltj.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/money_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 21, 2008, 10:43:26 AM
You had me at "Porn".

With (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/2430270992_9842257630_o.gif), that statment is made extra creepy.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 21, 2008, 10:44:54 AM
yeah, ew
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 21, 2008, 10:46:27 AM
Well you know, "God is in his holy temple..."
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 21, 2008, 11:49:44 AM
Not HIS temple, I would think.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 21, 2008, 01:28:04 PM
who is he? ???
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 21, 2008, 01:51:43 PM
Maybe he's the guy from Poultergheist?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Courtney on April 21, 2008, 01:57:33 PM
Well you know, "God is in his holy temple..."

Hey now, your earthly thoughts be silent now!  Perv.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 21, 2008, 05:33:03 PM
If it's one of BTA's relatives, I'd just like to say I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 21, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
Nope, I wish he was my relative.  He's a badass.  Scares the shit out of me.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 21, 2008, 05:56:45 PM
Carnivale?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 21, 2008, 06:06:12 PM
Poltergeist 2 ....  watch it, learn it, love it.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 21, 2008, 06:07:15 PM
Ah it's been oh so long since I watched that.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Raven on April 21, 2008, 06:20:52 PM
Me too,  I think I'll have to write myself a note to pick those movies up when I see them somewhere.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: GLaDOS on April 21, 2008, 07:53:47 PM
If you want a movie to watch that will change your life forever, then please watch The Seven faces of Dr Lao.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 21, 2008, 08:14:53 PM
Holy frigg, I was right?! It IS Cain?

Well, I'm awesome.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on April 21, 2008, 10:11:44 PM
Poltergeist 2 ....  watch it, learn it, love it.

Hey, a postcard from Wisconsin Dells...

(http://www.postcardsfrom.com/cards/980623f.jpg)

Dear BTA,

Driving a duck is much more rewarding than viewing Poltergeist 2.

Yours truly,
TR




Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 22, 2008, 04:57:32 AM
If you want a movie to watch that will change your life forever, then please watch The Seven faces of Dr Lao.

That's so fecking weird, I was going to post about using a pic of the good 7000+ year old doctor as an avatar, and I just rented it last weekend, damn Barbara Eden was tasty.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 22, 2008, 05:09:46 AM
Poltergeist 2 ....  watch it, learn it, love it.

Hey, a postcard from Wisconsin Dells...

(http://www.postcardsfrom.com/cards/980623f.jpg)

Dear BTA,

Driving a duck is much more rewarding than viewing Poltergeist 2.

Yours truly,
TR






Yeah, I'm not saying Poltergeist 2 is cinema magic, just that that creepy preacher character is worth watching.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 22, 2008, 11:42:11 AM
well, that answers my question.................. but raises so many others
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 22, 2008, 12:33:46 PM
well, that answers my question.................. but raises so many others

Like, is there a space between the paint and the wall?

or

If you're traveling through outer space... I mean like you're goin' real fast, like the speed of light, you know... and all of a sudden you start screamin' AAAAAHH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! Do you think that your brain would blow up??
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 22, 2008, 12:38:40 PM
If you're traveling through outer space... I mean like you're goin' real fast, like the speed of light, you know... and all of a sudden you start screamin' AAAAAHH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! Do you think that your brain would blow up??

Nah, you'd have just announced how excited traveling really fast makes you, and you'd need a cigarette.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 22, 2008, 12:40:10 PM
If you think about a sitcom starring Michael Shermer and Pat Robertson as roommates while going the speed of light, anywhere between 5 and 8 white tailed deer will spontainiously combust.

It's nature's way of maintaining balance.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: lefty081577 on April 22, 2008, 01:39:03 PM
we need more ways to make white tails bust into flames round here
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 22, 2008, 02:27:44 PM
By the way, can someone tell me what Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within had to do with Final Fantasy? I mean, seriously.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 22, 2008, 02:31:04 PM
It's called Final Fantasy.

That's all I got.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 22, 2008, 03:32:36 PM
there was a doctor named Sid, or Cid or something
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 22, 2008, 04:49:49 PM
I only know that matters because I read the Wipedia article about the film.

Did the people making the film care about it's complete irrelivance to it's namesake?

Or matching the voice actors to the CGI faces?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 09:09:25 AM
It's a question for the ages.

Meanwhile, here's POST apocalyptic Britney:

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/PAB.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 09:46:49 AM
is she gonna shoot the dog?!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 09:50:00 AM
not holding it like that she's not.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 09:52:32 AM
I don't know, she could have a finger on the trigger
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 09:55:46 AM
No, she couldn't which is why I said:

not holding it like that she's not.

The way she's holding the handle she could,'t without shifting it about significantly pull the trigger, it's in a carrying posture.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 09:58:48 AM
I think I saw it done like that in an action movie once though
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Courtney on April 23, 2008, 10:01:53 AM
That picture would be way better if it was an umbrella.  That's Brit's real weapon of choice.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 10:03:29 AM
I think I saw it done like that in an action movie once though

What you will have seen is a hand closer to the stock  :)

That picture would be way better if it was an umbrella.  That's Brit's real weapon of choice.

Good point, try harder next time Radar photoshoppers!

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 10:06:16 AM
good point, who knows photoshop?

That picture would be way better if it was an umbrella.  That's Brit's real weapon of choice.

Good point, try harder next time Radar photoshoppers!




darn, you beat me to it
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 10:35:58 AM
Indeed
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 10:37:33 AM
yep
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 10:39:19 AM
quite
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 10:47:10 AM
uh-huh
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 10:50:47 AM
indubitably
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 10:51:15 AM
yeah
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 10:51:52 AM
affirmatively
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 23, 2008, 10:53:01 AM
actionly
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 10:53:17 AM
you know it
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 10:55:51 AM
Ah but do we really know anything?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 10:59:05 AM
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know Nothing

which makes me a genius
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 11:01:30 AM
But what is truth, not easy to define,
We all have truths
are yours the same as mine?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 11:10:08 AM
too smart
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: GregMcduck on April 23, 2008, 11:12:11 AM
Hmm, you know, I've never actually visited this thread...

So that's why all your post counts are so high...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 11:13:07 AM
Nah mine are high because I gab like soebody whose half blarney stone.

Oh and Jacob, it's not mine, it's Tim Rice's
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 11:13:51 AM
who's Tim Rice?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: ImOscardotcom on April 23, 2008, 11:14:09 AM
too smart

Not really.... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Superstar)

 ;)

EDIT: Damn, beat me to it!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 11:15:53 AM
there's a musical about Jesus?!
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 11:16:28 AM
who's Tim Rice?

Condi's Dad

And really it's a musical about Judas as much as it's about Jesus.

And it's not the only one about Jesus out there. Though it is the best I think.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 11:19:36 AM
really?

that's interesting
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: ImOscardotcom on April 23, 2008, 11:20:04 AM
there's a musical about Jesus?!

Rock opera.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 23, 2008, 11:22:00 AM
Hmm, you know, I've never actually visited this thread...

So that's why all your post counts are so high...

That would be the original and 2nd Three Words at a Time threads...
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 11:23:09 AM
Yes Oscar's right it is a Rock Opera not a musical; not a single word is spoken everything is sung.


Actually if Ann and I renew our vows, she wants to walk down the aisle to the overture from JCSS
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 11:24:10 AM
you people are weird
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 11:31:52 AM
Nah the overture kicks ass, listen:

[yt=425,350]_3APT2bu3YY[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 11:39:50 AM
the music stared to scare me after about a minute, that seems like a weird thing to walk down the aisle to
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 11:44:02 AM
Because it's funny and sounds wicked. Her sister wants to use March of the Capulets
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: ImOscardotcom on April 23, 2008, 11:49:59 AM
Nah the overture kicks ass, listen:

[yt=425,350]_3APT2bu3YY[/yt]


Here's a much better version:

[yt=425,350]dAvKP13h0Mk[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 11:51:10 AM
Cool the one I really want to find is from the original Murray Head/Ian Gillian one, I could find it around Easter.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 11:56:01 AM
Nah the overture kicks ass, listen:

[yt=425,350]_3APT2bu3YY[/yt]


Here's a much better version:

[yt=425,350]dAvKP13h0Mk[/yt]

now that one really scared me
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 11:59:09 AM
Now imagine the bride slinking down the aisle to that and reaching the altar just as the fanfair starts (that would be the de de dee, dee dee dee, de dede dee, de de de dede bit ;))
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 12:04:10 PM
I'll try

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 12:16:06 PM
Ah well we think it would be funny.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 12:18:18 PM
that's all that matters :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 12:23:01 PM
Indeed, if you can't please yourself how can you please others?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 12:25:22 PM
Indeed, if you can't please yourselrf how can you please others?

who's Yourselrf?

is he another rock opera guy?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 12:27:22 PM
Ah the problems of hasty posting  :)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 12:30:36 PM
yeah, but if you don't post fast, you miss out on the game, that's why I usually just watch
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 23, 2008, 12:32:45 PM
With some exceptions
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 12:56:24 PM
darn, I just saw that I misspelled "miss"
[yt=425,350]8NbRKe7MZo4[/yt]
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 23, 2008, 01:31:24 PM
Where are all the sneezing panda video mods?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 01:32:08 PM
Sneezing Panda?

(there's your opportunity, use it)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 23, 2008, 03:39:17 PM
I'm not going to use any opening that's handed to me. That's unsanitary.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 23, 2008, 03:46:35 PM
Why are people handing you their openings in public anyway?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 03:49:29 PM
well there you go, you had your chance for sneezing pandas and you blew it
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 23, 2008, 04:13:34 PM
GAMERA!

(http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/4826/GAMERA.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 04:14:44 PM
SPARTA!!!!!!!!
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff183/cptlzr/l_90eb745e9fef901070d978254caccfd7.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 23, 2008, 04:23:47 PM
BEOWULF!

(http://blogs.indiewire.com/reverseshot/archives/beowulf2SCPE2507_468x322.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 04:26:16 PM
I got nothin'

(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb176/rkresge/leonidas.gif)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 23, 2008, 05:21:34 PM
Why does adding Leonidus's head make everything funnier?

hmmmm.....

So what if you add Leonidus's head to all the characters in something that's already funny, like Monty Python or Airplane?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 05:22:42 PM
this should give you an idea
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q256/chaos2011/runaway-leonidas.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 23, 2008, 07:36:52 PM
Here's my 2 minute contribution:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2004/2437245743_77ab657dfd_o.png)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 23, 2008, 07:48:50 PM
wow, I wish I knew how to do that
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/Darth-Snickers/a1xv7.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 23, 2008, 08:57:33 PM
Make the gifs?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 04:16:01 AM
No, put someone's head somewhere else
(http://spartaaa.com/pics/jpg/normal2/47.jpg)
Like this
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 09:46:45 AM
Here, just adjust the size of this pic, and paste it on another person's body.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2227/2438367399_b106b6390c_o.png)
Then, add a caption that recalls 300.
Instant comedy.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 09:50:28 AM
that's ok, There's too many online already
(http://www.funny-city.com/templates/content/this-is-sparta/this-is-sparta-7.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 10:13:36 AM
Oh come on- give in!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2264/2439246298_643fae6935_o.png)

You'll like it once you start.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 10:17:49 AM
If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that

 (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b256/chichiro_dark/1175119179131.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 11:04:26 AM
Don't know what you're missing....

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2439348250_c8c1a383b0_o.png)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 11:09:57 AM
I'm sure I don't
(http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5817/nothingyx9.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 11:19:50 AM
That was a good one.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 11:20:30 AM
thanks
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 24, 2008, 11:24:42 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Jeopardy.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 11:26:49 AM
 (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i132/Stephensolofo/sparta9.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: SaucyRossy on April 24, 2008, 11:27:30 AM
SELLOUTS!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 24, 2008, 11:28:35 AM
I slightly pimped out my Postal Jeep today.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2051/2439319756_d0ab02f337.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 11:29:22 AM
it would be awesome if someone put his head on The Cloverfield monster (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Untitled-32t.jpg)
(sorry, it was spoilered)

(http://www.vincentchow.net/images/last-supper-leonidas.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 11:33:59 AM
Well, I'm waiting for a better picture of the monster before I Leo it, but here:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2294/2438582779_307b50bc0b_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 11:39:06 AM
sweet


how are these?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/CloverfieldMonster.jpeg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Cloverfield_%28Yahoo_trailer%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 11:42:22 AM
I think that'll have to be the last one i do for a while. Maybe I'll do a couple of LOLcats in the meantime.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 11:44:36 AM
ok
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 24, 2008, 11:44:54 AM
I don't have photoshop but surely a I! CAN! HAZ! CHEEZBURGAAAAAAAAAA! would be in order.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 11:49:13 AM
By the way, I found out the hot girl of ambiguous ethnicity from Cloverfield is called Jessica Lucas.
With her now added to the list of sexy Jessicas, I think we can officially add "More fun than a hot tub full of Jessicas" to our nation's vocabulary.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 12:15:24 PM
 (http://trpaslik.xhk.cz/pictures/sparta/12.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 12:33:04 PM
Okay, last one, and only because Jacob found some good pics:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2438693491_b4a2949fb3_o.png)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 12:37:11 PM
thanks  ;D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 12:46:22 PM
No prob.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 01:23:39 PM
I had to know
(http://a507.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_24d02ff379eec9d67e09be252dbcaf82.jpg)
The other 2 were Guy Verhofstadt & Ezer Weizman
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 02:42:03 PM
I had to know
(http://a507.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_24d02ff379eec9d67e09be252dbcaf82.jpg)
The other 2 were Guy Verhofstadt & Ezer Weizman

Time for a switcheroo, I guess.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2074/2439741364_cc8edbb152_o.png)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 24, 2008, 02:45:54 PM
What The... :scared:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 02:46:11 PM
(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/32/Burger_King_300.jpg)

and on the flip side

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/robot_chicken/sparta.jpg)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 24, 2008, 02:50:19 PM
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/robot_chicken/sparta.jpg)

THIS.. IS.. A WHOPPER!!! :D :D :D
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 02:59:23 PM
I edited my previous post. It's always the weird posts that end up first on the new page.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
yeah, I usually quote the last post if I think my reply will be carried to the next page, other than that I just reply

also
(http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/5382/sparklazm1.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 03:54:04 PM
By the way, I'm pretty sure it's the future.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 03:55:31 PM
is it?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 03:56:49 PM
Yes.

No, wait....




Okay, now.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 03:57:14 PM
Now?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 04:18:28 PM
No. Just then.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 04:19:37 PM
So then is the future, but now is not?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 24, 2008, 04:27:47 PM
Are you guys smoking The Weed?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: RVR II on April 24, 2008, 04:28:43 PM
Are you guys smoking The Weed?
You gotz sum weeeeeeeed man?! :o
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 24, 2008, 04:28:55 PM
When will then be now??
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 04:30:09 PM
dude, I have no idea
(http://www.cyberiapc.com/gallery/uploads/Sports/zidane-this-is-sparta.gif)

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 05:00:25 PM
When will then be now??

Soon.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 24, 2008, 05:19:19 PM
When will then be now??

Soon.

How soon???
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 05:19:55 PM
too soon

Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 05:57:41 PM
I forget how this sketch ended. Get me a copy of Spaceballs!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 06:07:51 PM
How can there be a video cassette of the movie? We're still in the middle of making it!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 06:37:03 PM
Wait, not we're at the begining of the sketch. No one else had better post, or the Universe might implode.
Seriously, if you post, it's as good as mass murder.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 06:41:52 PM
Cool
(http://i17.tinypic.com/49hdm4p.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 06:42:48 PM
You sick bastard.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 06:44:07 PM
 (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7163/300smarthc9.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 06:54:57 PM
Where are you finding these?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 06:56:45 PM
Google images
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Error411/Ditch_05dsf_copy.jpg)
 ;D
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Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 07:05:44 PM
Huh. Under what?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 07:27:40 PM
lot's of stuff, but the last one I remember was "This is Sparta"
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/RsS35t5XSUI/AAAAAAAAHbY/HVnhhCBzy0g/s1600/sparta_001.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 07:29:19 PM
Oh, that makes sense.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 07:37:31 PM
Oh, that makes sense.
yep
(http://i14.tinypic.com/44b2f11.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 07:39:44 PM
I found this one.

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/RsS3kt5XSRI/AAAAAAAAHbA/oqdTKlBoaCQ/s400/sparta_006)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 24, 2008, 07:41:05 PM
nice

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Post by: Junkyard on April 24, 2008, 07:43:27 PM
This forum's server has gained sentience just so it could hate us with the appropriet level of intensity.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 24, 2008, 08:16:32 PM
How did I find a poster for Gorgo while looking for SPARTAAAAA?

(http://www.paologorgo.com/gorgo.jpg/gorgo-full.jpg)
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Post by: GalvaTRION on April 24, 2008, 08:38:34 PM
Such is the power of Gorgo.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 25, 2008, 04:16:11 AM
Wasn't it because King Leonidas married Gorgo?


oh, and also
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4439/spartankx4.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on April 25, 2008, 05:11:47 AM
You know what would be a great movie? Something where Bigfoot, Nessie, and Mothman all go on a roadtrip. Or maybe fight crime.
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Post by: Tripe on April 25, 2008, 05:20:41 AM
Actually that has the making of a Saturday morning cartoon.

We need to include El Chupacabras as well to even out the numbers, oh and teach the wee ones some Spanish.
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Post by: Junkyard on April 25, 2008, 06:02:16 AM
Bigfoot as the brash young guy. Nessie as the old stalworth. Mothman as the mysterious loner. Chupacabre as the ethnic comedy relief.

They're nemesises can be the Bray Road Werewolf, Giant Squid, Jersey Devil, and the Hodag, respectively.

(http://www.theweekextra.com/news/1206/photos/122406beastbrayroad.jpg) (http://www.bigthings.ca/newfound/pictures/squid1.jpg) (http://www.pinelandsalliance.org/Images/Pinelands%20Adventures/jd%20new%20edit.JPG) (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/photos/images/1930_hodag.jpg)
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Post by: Tripe on April 25, 2008, 06:04:54 AM
Adoptive Local Pride makes me argue for the Detroit Liger
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Post by: Junkyard on April 25, 2008, 06:18:42 AM
He's the starnger with an uncertain past and even more uncertain alliances.
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Post by: Tripe on April 25, 2008, 06:28:30 AM
This actually does have pontential, I picture a show not unlike Xiaolin Showdown we need a couple of girls aside from Nessie though.

Bernard Heuvelmans could be their mentor figure.
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Post by: Junkyard on April 25, 2008, 07:07:41 AM
His ghost should be, anyway. But may I put in a vote for Carl Sagan's ghost instead?
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Post by: Tripe on April 25, 2008, 07:11:06 AM
Perhaps both in a combined Mentors/Comedy Odd Couple sort of thing.
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Post by: Junkyard on April 25, 2008, 07:34:42 AM
In a world...
On unbelievable violence...
You need heroes...
Who are unbelievable!

Nessie: Okay, we need someone to go fight the Giant Squid, we'll-
Bigfoot, Chupacabra, Mothman: Not it!
Nessie: DAMMIT!

Coming this summer....

Bray Road Beast: I WANT THAT MONKEY'S HEAD ON A PLATE!!
Hodag: Um, I don't think anyone here but you have fingers, actually, so-
Bray Road Beast: DAMMIT!

CRYPTID CHAOS

Clip of Bigfoot, Nessie, Chupacabra, and Mothman walking/waddling away from an exploding building.

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Post by: Tripe on April 25, 2008, 07:41:23 AM
Quality, I'd watch it. :)
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Post by: Junkyard on April 25, 2008, 07:48:50 AM
And here's what kills me:
Asylum films could make this.
A few cheap suits, a bit of bad CGI, and some "actors."
It wouldn't have to be good for people to watch it, and they happen to be good at films that aren't good!
But they won't. They'll keep on making rip offs of already old ideas. Roger Corman knew what he was about: if you make something that people would pay to see, whether it's good or bad doesn't matter!
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 26, 2008, 01:08:03 PM
I might want to pitch this to Cartoon Network, or something,
What do you want for rating and Who do you want for cast?

I'm thinking
TV-PG

and for cast
Bigfoot - Tom Kenny
Nessie - Tara Strong
Mothman - John DiMaggio
Chupacabre - if it's male Carlos Alazraqui, Female Grey Delisle

and for the mentor ghost (whoever it is) - Maurice LaMarche
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Post by: Tripe on April 26, 2008, 02:03:30 PM
Yeah see I was imagining something along the lines of Xiaolin Showdown
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 26, 2008, 03:37:19 PM
tell me more
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Post by: Tripe on April 26, 2008, 05:24:38 PM
Have you seen XS before?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 26, 2008, 06:16:44 PM
yes, so you want it exactly like that, with knock off Shen gong wu?
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Post by: Junkyard on April 27, 2008, 05:15:05 AM
Hmmm. It just occured to me that between Bray Road Beast/MInnesota Dogman and the Hodag, we'd have two midwesterners in this movie/cartoon/whatever.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 06:01:52 AM
those three are going to need actor's too, any ideas?
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Post by: Tripe on April 27, 2008, 06:15:11 AM
yes, so you want it exactly like that, with knock off Shen gong wu?

Of course not, the general ascetic ::)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 06:18:30 AM
so a good vs evil thing, with a group of young warriors in training, against a group of villains (are there going to be mystical items?)


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Post by: Junkyard on April 27, 2008, 06:20:17 AM
There'd pretty much have to be mystical items.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 06:24:16 AM
alright, is the fate of the world at stake? (that one seems obvious too)

now, which villain(s) is (are) female? if any?
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Post by: Junkyard on April 27, 2008, 06:32:05 AM
That coul;d be one of the selling points: A group of heroes and villains who's gender is either ambiguous or irrelivant.

Voices wouldn't ge a givaway, because they would all talk in their own languages; Grunts for Bigfoot, whale sounds for Nessie, chatter for Chupacabra, and a sub-sonic ringing for Mothman.
The viewer would have to understand what they're saying through context.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 06:49:58 AM
That coul;d be one of the selling points: A group of heroes and villains who's gender is either ambiguous or irrelivant.

Voices wouldn't ge a givaway, because they would all talk in their own languages; Grunts for Bigfoot, whale sounds for Nessie, chatter for Chupacabra, and a sub-sonic ringing for Mothman.
The viewer would have to understand what they're saying through context.

what like Coco or Schnitzel?
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/coco-36901.jpg)
(http://a387.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/l_7feb1a1a393c46f78eca5304987bbe5a.png)
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Post by: Junkyard on April 27, 2008, 07:18:20 AM
Aw, you're kidding. Someone beat me to it?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 07:20:36 AM
not really

Coco only says "Coco"
and
Schnitzel only says "Rada"

but the other characters can speak other words and usually repeat what they've said
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Post by: Tripe on April 27, 2008, 07:23:05 AM
Aw, you're kidding. Someone beat me to it?

I think the makers of Pokemon and George Lucas did didn't they? ;)

Anyway I like the idea and yes there should be at least one girl on each side, you know for the animation fixated pervs out there.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 07:28:01 AM
who ever the female is on the other side, I'm thinking she should be played by Susan Silo
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Post by: Tripe on April 27, 2008, 07:33:04 AM
This is why we need the Detroit Liger, cat girls make great villainesses
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 07:35:02 AM
Aw, you're kidding. Someone beat me to it?

I think the makers of Pokemon and George Lucas did didn't they? ;)

who made George Lucas?
 ;D
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Post by: Tripe on April 27, 2008, 07:35:45 AM
Well you see Pa Lucas loved Ma Lucas very much and one night....
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Post by: GregMcduck on April 27, 2008, 07:39:10 AM
Do you think when George Lucas finishes having sex, he rolls off, lays there silently there for a minute, and says "That was a rough draft, honey."
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 07:40:33 AM
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Post by: RVR II on April 27, 2008, 07:41:19 AM
Nah.. Probably something along the lines of "The Force is Strong with this one.." :gouge:
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Post by: Tripe on April 27, 2008, 07:43:17 AM
See I was going to say something about him deciding she's his sister part of the way through. Glad I thought better of that...
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Post by: Junkyard on April 27, 2008, 07:45:09 AM
Yes, that would have been nasty.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 07:47:49 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/thbadheadahc.gif)
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Post by: RVR II on April 27, 2008, 07:49:01 AM
Well, up er in them er mountains, it's a kinda common place :speechless:
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Post by: Tripe on April 27, 2008, 07:49:25 AM
Yes, that would have been nasty.

It would have been wouldn't it?
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Post by: Junkyard on April 27, 2008, 07:49:36 AM
I wish I could draw. Even a bad rendition of the movie poster for Chriptid Chaos would rock.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 27, 2008, 01:21:49 PM
I think this movie/show would be awesome, then there can be merchandise, I'll we'll you'll be rich

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Post by: Junkyard on April 27, 2008, 07:02:02 PM
And the explosive devices I planted at the bases of your spines will ensure the "me" part.
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Post by: Tripe on April 27, 2008, 07:17:05 PM
So that's what my chiropractor crushed my ;last session, it felt fizzy for a bit I don't mind telling you.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 27, 2008, 07:45:24 PM
"I'll need to see you three times a week for... many years!"
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 28, 2008, 04:14:06 AM
And the explosive devices I planted at the bases of your spines will ensure the "me" part.


What?!


Son of a--
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Post by: Junkyard on April 28, 2008, 12:52:05 PM
Oh, jeez, I have about five that I know of in my own spine. It means you're popular!
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 28, 2008, 01:22:07 PM
Meh, spines are overrated...
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 28, 2008, 01:26:35 PM
just a bit
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Post by: Junkyard on April 28, 2008, 05:22:06 PM
Got my neck explosives from Sharper Image. Man I love the internet.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 29, 2008, 08:28:36 AM
Random comment.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 29, 2008, 08:30:34 AM
ditto

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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 29, 2008, 09:50:08 AM
random ExxxPLOSION!
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 29, 2008, 09:55:44 AM
What's going on with the forum pages?  The names, titles, etc are getting squished together...

EDIT: Okay, now its' not,  Weird.....
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 29, 2008, 09:58:31 AM
random ExxxPLOSION!

awesome
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 29, 2008, 10:00:45 AM
righteous
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 29, 2008, 10:38:54 AM
...brothers! 


Whoops! wrong game...
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 29, 2008, 10:45:32 AM
[Joey Tribbiani]

DAMMIT, Carl!

[/Joey Tribbiani]
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Post by: Junkyard on April 29, 2008, 11:02:15 AM
AbCdEfGhIjKlMnOpQrStUvWxYz
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 29, 2008, 11:13:11 AM
gdgsgdhgghk;;;;;,

que?
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 29, 2008, 11:23:50 AM
ooryay oingay ootay etgay iedfray in the airchay.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 29, 2008, 11:24:38 AM
I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 29, 2008, 11:50:52 AM
Squid Pro Roe
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Post by: Junkyard on April 29, 2008, 11:54:09 AM
"Quid Pro Quo, detective."
"What the hell does that mean?"
"It means I'm pretentious."
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 29, 2008, 12:03:47 PM
Don't bring French into this!!!
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Post by: Tripe on April 29, 2008, 12:05:55 PM
Plus Ca Change...
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 29, 2008, 12:06:15 PM
Foux Du Fafa! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_of_the_Conchords_%28album%29)


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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 29, 2008, 12:08:16 PM
see now you're just making words up!
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Post by: Junkyard on April 29, 2008, 12:08:42 PM
Falafel
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 29, 2008, 12:09:07 PM
Funnel Cakes!!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 29, 2008, 12:09:32 PM
Nordicware
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 29, 2008, 12:09:55 PM
Churros
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on April 29, 2008, 12:11:33 PM
Charo
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 29, 2008, 12:12:06 PM
Los Charros
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 29, 2008, 12:12:45 PM
cha you know what?

uh-uh
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Post by: Tripe on April 29, 2008, 12:19:40 PM
ptang ptang yang kipper bang
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Post by: orionpaxxx on April 29, 2008, 12:35:47 PM
The commercial says that for Beggin' Strips your dog will not know it's not bacon. Well I know dogs have a greater sense of smell which in turns enhances flavor. If thats the case Beggin' Strips should be better than bacon. But I'm here to tell you its not. It tastes nothing like bacon. My dog does eat it but he also licks his own butt.
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Post by: Junkyard on April 29, 2008, 07:34:19 PM
Good Arab wool includes a lot of man sweat in it's composition, apparently.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 29, 2008, 07:38:59 PM
GO STARS!!!   ;D
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Post by: Junkyard on April 29, 2008, 07:41:13 PM
And the sky has just gone dark. Thanks, KtJ!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 30, 2008, 05:36:21 AM
"I have wanted to hold you so badly all day, but I was trying to stay focused on work. So, I promise, not to keep you longer than 15 minutes."
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 30, 2008, 05:39:26 AM
that's........... nice, but I'm already seeing someone
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 30, 2008, 05:40:46 AM
Kilpatrick replied: "Don't promise (N-word.)"
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 30, 2008, 05:41:50 AM
Neptune?
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 30, 2008, 05:42:12 AM
"I'm in my office. Do you want me to come to yours or you coming to mine?"
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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 05:45:54 AM
I felt so bad for Lou Beatty.

"I wish you'd smile like that at me"  :'(
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 30, 2008, 05:47:29 AM
poor bastard

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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 05:48:49 AM
Having your heart broken by a woman who looks like Scottie Pippen, tragic.

And Kwame displays more douchbaggery as each day passes.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 30, 2008, 05:55:07 AM
Lousy Planeteers   :grr:
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 30, 2008, 05:57:01 AM
Kilpatrick said: "I'm coming down there ... LOL ditto. Freaky Chris!"
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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 06:03:28 AM
What the hell is with all of her LOLs?

She's a LOL skank:
(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20080430&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=804300422&Ref=V2&Profile=1003&MaxW=550&MaxH=650&title=0)
I can haz the Mayour in mi Offiz
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 30, 2008, 06:10:16 AM
what's with your spelling?
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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 06:14:21 AM
Explanation (http://icanhascheezburger.com/)
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 30, 2008, 06:14:57 AM
He's from Martinique.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 30, 2008, 06:16:41 AM
oh
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-proceed-cat.jpg)
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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 06:18:04 AM
He's from Martinique.

Yep, just like the Empress Josephine
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 30, 2008, 06:19:46 AM
so your royalty?
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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 06:20:41 AM
No, and neither was she until she snared old Boney.

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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 30, 2008, 06:22:02 AM
but I thought he said you were descended from Empress Josephine Martinique
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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 06:23:43 AM
No, like Josephine I'm from Martinique.  ;)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 30, 2008, 06:25:45 AM
so, you're not related
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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 06:32:46 AM
Do we look related?

(http://accel6.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/19/96/89/suites-imperiales-personnages/josephine-suite3.jpg)

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/100_0164.jpg)

Hmm actually sort of. She sort of looks like a few of my aunts.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on April 30, 2008, 06:37:40 AM
 (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-white-fluffy-omg-kitten.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on April 30, 2008, 07:16:30 AM
My cousin is a dead ringer for Queen Victoria.
(http://www.general-anaesthesia.com/images/queen-victoria.jpg)
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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 07:20:36 AM
Yes thinking about how you look I could see how that's possible. Actually one of the first girls to have a crush on me looked like a red headed Queen Vicky
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Post by: Junkyard on April 30, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Huh. I suppose both me and my cuz have similar eyes, as well as the family forehead.
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Post by: Tripe on April 30, 2008, 08:00:42 AM
Well yes that's part of it, but I can see how somebody who looks like this:
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1326/575651346_617311499d.jpg)
could have a female relative who looks a little or a more than a little like this:
(http://www.general-anaesthesia.com/images/queen-victoria.jpg)
though I'd supect her nose isn't quite the same.

Much like how I sort of look like George V and my aunts look a little like Josephine Bonepart

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Post by: Junkyard on April 30, 2008, 09:23:08 AM
Well, bleach me and wring me out a bit, and yeah.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 06:49:25 AM
ew
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 06:52:42 AM
The bleaching's not a problem, ask MJ, but the wringing out might prove a process too far.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 07:02:57 AM
I know right
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 07:03:55 AM
You do indeed.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 07:04:40 AM
cool
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 07:09:54 AM
yep
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 07:20:17 AM
I win?
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 07:22:11 AM
An empty post doesn't count.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 07, 2008, 07:24:10 AM
Try to pull a fast one on US, will ya!!
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 07:25:49 AM
yeah me and Junkyard discussed this way back when.

Technically somebody could just go back to an early post and edit it and they would have been the last person to post,, but we decided that it wasn't sporting or some bollocks like that.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 07:30:10 AM
who said it was empty?
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 07:32:03 AM
Ah yes colour changed text that appears empty is still verboten i think, we'll have to ask the rules committee. ;)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 07, 2008, 07:45:01 AM
who said it was empty?

Try to pull a clever one on Us, will ya?!
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 07:45:29 AM
I is a clever one
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 07:46:13 AM
indeed you is.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 07:52:47 AM
ax my permission before you quote me kenneth
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13839/15_2007/rok_119_05.jpg)
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 07:54:01 AM
Ok not a clue who that is.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 07:55:49 AM
for shame
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 08:02:15 AM
Explica
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 07, 2008, 08:05:44 AM
That's actually a great reference there!

I can only take Tracey Morgan in small doses, but his role on 30 Rock is perfect for him.
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 08:08:43 AM
Ah I watch very little TV.

BTA tells me I should watch 30m Rock but I keep neglecting to do so.
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Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 08:09:52 AM
Personally I think changing colors are cool!
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 08:13:26 AM
oh  they are, no question
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Post by: Nick on May 07, 2008, 08:15:35 AM
You know whats even cooler?

Moving Colors!
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 07, 2008, 08:16:49 AM
Is the temperature satisfactory?

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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 08:21:14 AM
yep

How  

                                 
about
                                                                         
racing

                                                                                                                             
colours
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 09:10:04 AM
It doesn't work if the colors don't pass each other
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 09:11:22 AM
On my screen at leasat they start staggered and end in a photo finish.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 11:27:42 AM
maybe it's just my screen then
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 11:29:21 AM
it could be mine. We'd need another's input.

There's only so much you can do with the code available. :-\
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 07, 2008, 11:32:04 AM
They all move at the same speed.
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 11:34:52 AM
Yes, but do they start staggered?

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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 07, 2008, 12:22:26 PM
No, they start at the same time, then when the cycle repeats they are staggered...

Odd.
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 12:31:50 PM
Yeah like I said, there's only so much that can be done with the amount of code available.

Hmm are they doing the same on anyone elses screen as mine (watch them go for a few passes)

How  

                                 
about
                                                                         
racing

                                                                                                                             
colours
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Post by: RVR II on May 07, 2008, 12:44:36 PM
'About' takes the lead!! With 'Racing' falling behind a bit...!!
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 12:47:17 PM
Weird huh?
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 07, 2008, 01:05:27 PM
The word with the longest series of characters ends its run last so it starts it's next run later than the smaller words, so the smaller words start sooner.  That's it.
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 01:09:26 PM
Well thank you Penn Jillette

Trying for a little mystery here  ::)

 ;)
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Post by: Steve-O on May 07, 2008, 02:11:02 PM
How                     

      about             
            racing       

                  colors



The spaces have to go within the move tags to start them off staggered.  Also, you can keep 'em more or less even by adding some spaces to the ends.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 04:47:36 PM
wow, his worked, why can't yours?
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 07, 2008, 04:52:03 PM
wow, his worked, why can't yours?

The word with the longest series of characters ends its run last so it starts it's next run later than the smaller words, so the smaller words start sooner.  That's it.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 04:53:45 PM
oh
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 07, 2008, 04:57:15 PM
y
 o
  u
 
    a
     r
      e

        w
         e
           l
            c
             o
              m
                e
                  !
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 05:20:21 PM
            T
              H
                A
                  N
                    K
                       Y
                         O
                           U
                              !!!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 07, 2008, 05:26:28 PM
Welp, I missed the last few pages, but not I win anyway.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 05:31:21 PM
well that's good  ;D
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 07, 2008, 05:32:42 PM
Congratulations Junkyard.....but wait....a new winner has been announced.........BTA!
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 05:35:52 PM
over my next class
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Post by: Junkyard on May 07, 2008, 06:04:25 PM
Over the river and through the woods.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 07, 2008, 06:05:24 PM
That's what she said.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 07, 2008, 06:08:32 PM
ooh.............. something?
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Post by: Tripe on May 07, 2008, 06:24:15 PM
so are you going on a bear hunt or to grandmas?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 10:22:12 AM
my guess............. both
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Post by: Tripe on May 08, 2008, 11:11:29 AM
Well granpa's quite hairy I suppose.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 02:20:05 PM
Winner!
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 02:26:32 PM
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 02:28:12 PM
Never say.....................................
..........................NEVER!
..................................................
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 02:30:32 PM
I didn't, I said
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
(11 exclamation marks)
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 02:34:06 PM
Oh, well then that's different.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 02:38:23 PM
ok then
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 02:42:17 PM
Agreed then.
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Post by: RVR II on May 08, 2008, 02:43:10 PM
Agreed then.
Shun :-X
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 02:44:30 PM
must you shun everyone?!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 02:45:38 PM
Agreed then.
Shun :-X

No, I'm the Shunner, everybody else is the Shunee!
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 02:49:26 PM
ooh, can I be Shunee Corleone?
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Post by: Raven on May 08, 2008, 02:53:03 PM





















































































































































I was hoping you'd get tired of scrolling and declare me the winner.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 02:54:39 PM





















































































































































I was hoping you'd get tired of scrolling and declare me the winner.



















































































































































never!!
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Post by: Tripe on May 08, 2008, 03:24:02 PM
Clever boys both.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 03:30:26 PM
BTA is the Winner!   :clap:  :bow:  :shun:
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 03:43:12 PM
I don't think so
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/battle/images/botp_gforce800.jpg)
{Cheesy Japanese Superhero theme}
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 03:57:44 PM
Curses!
(http://www.pthree.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/SkeletorShow.png)
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Post by: RVR II on May 08, 2008, 03:58:52 PM
BAH! Thundar ::)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 04:01:28 PM
Your reign of terror is at an end
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 04:03:04 PM
We shall meet again!
(http://www.he-man.org/primary_sects/books/images/kid_stuff/the_revenge_of_skeletor.jpg)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 08, 2008, 04:09:04 PM
I'll be waitin', chump
(http://www.aintitcool.com/images2006/xlr.jpg)
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 08, 2008, 07:01:41 PM
I'll Never Release My Tax Returns
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Post by: Junkyard on May 08, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
RODIN ATTACK!
(http://www.preview-art.com/previews/09-2006/bg/RodinTheThinker.jpg)

Oops. I mean,

RODAN ATTACK!
(http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/hartford/120/fire_rodan.jpg)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 09, 2008, 04:13:10 AM
{gasp}

oh no! it's the fortune city cog
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 09, 2008, 04:16:59 AM
I'll be back!
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:a0iTGCvXx5wVGM:http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/postimages/tom_delay_mug_shot.jpg)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 09, 2008, 04:21:19 AM
then the day is won.................. who wants burgers?
 ;D
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 09, 2008, 04:22:05 AM
I do!
(http://history.sandiego.edu/gen/USPics40/perot2.jpg)
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Post by: Tripe on May 09, 2008, 05:03:41 AM
And I have pictorial depictions of exactly why

(http://www.lauraharling.com/images/ross2.jpg)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 09, 2008, 05:11:33 AM
wow, he's tiny, who is that little man?
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Post by: Tripe on May 09, 2008, 05:14:07 AM
He'd be the man who possibly helped Clinton get the presidency.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 09, 2008, 05:15:37 AM
..............................???
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Post by: Tripe on May 09, 2008, 05:22:46 AM
Remember how Ralph Nader was blamed for the way Gore didn't get the presidency?

Well a similar charge has been argued against Perot only for the Republicans.

We're actually seeing something along those lines in the way Ron Paul is still getting a significant (though not fundermentally damaging at this stage) number of votes in the remaining Republican primaries.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 09, 2008, 05:33:27 AM
....c'n I finish?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 09, 2008, 05:46:32 AM
He's that guy?!

I vaguely remember him on a sketch on SNL
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Post by: Tripe on May 09, 2008, 05:58:04 AM
The Debate one with Dana Carvey playing both him and Bush?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 09, 2008, 06:34:06 AM
Maybe
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Post by: Tripe on May 09, 2008, 06:36:23 AM
He couldn't do the "Live from New York..." bit because he was on video.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 09, 2008, 06:41:12 AM
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.
Ross Perot
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Post by: Courtney on May 09, 2008, 07:53:54 AM
He's that guy?!

I vaguely remember him on a sketch on SNL

First Vanilla Ice, now Ross Perot. I want to teach a course on the 90s and make you take it.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 09, 2008, 07:56:59 AM
That's one of those wierd history teaching things:
Because they don't feel safe teaching recent history, the decade of your birth is the one you're likely to know the least about.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 15, 2008, 05:31:12 AM
....sad really.  But the good news is I WIN!
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Post by: Tripe on May 15, 2008, 05:37:00 AM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/tees/weareteesside/halloffame/images/vicandbob_203.jpg)
Yopu Wouldn't let it lie!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 15, 2008, 05:38:41 AM
C'n I finish?
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Post by: Tripe on May 15, 2008, 05:49:12 AM
Sure why not
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 15, 2008, 05:54:55 AM
Good, cuz I'm gonna run out of town those fat-cats in Washington.
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Post by: Tripe on May 15, 2008, 05:56:51 AM
aww fat cats are adorable!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 15, 2008, 05:59:01 AM
No, I mean the ones stealing our money.   :angry:
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Post by: Tripe on May 15, 2008, 06:00:49 AM
Aww larcenous chubby kitties, it has heartwarming children's book written all over it.

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Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2008, 06:05:07 AM
IZ IN UR LECTID OFFIS, STEELIN UR MONEEZ
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 15, 2008, 06:07:21 AM
This is why Ross Perot never got elected.  The damn lolcats!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on May 15, 2008, 06:09:08 AM
yur doin the elcshun wrong!!!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2008, 07:01:48 AM
Wouldn't it be nice if politicians could be kept in check with a spray bottle?
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 15, 2008, 08:53:46 AM
Who made you Judge Judy and Executioner??
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 15, 2008, 10:05:15 AM
you're off the chain!
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
You're off the hook!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 15, 2008, 11:18:50 AM
I like Cheese!
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Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2008, 11:24:15 AM
We have a full thread dedicated to liking cheese in the General Topics section. It's so irrelivant, I have to assume I started it.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 15, 2008, 01:34:50 PM
I like turtles
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Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2008, 02:14:17 PM
Andromedia Strain is a strain on my patience.
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Post by: TeamRAD on May 23, 2008, 10:25:59 AM

Indy 4? Whatevah....

Uwe's POSTal hits theaters this weekend...

(http://api.ning.com/files/kobTUKflR*5N7ZjuVzFZfTmAU8Wdz0DidyzwYCahwyM_/postal.jpg)
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Post by: RVR II on May 23, 2008, 04:30:15 PM
 :speechless:
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 23, 2008, 04:44:19 PM
does it?

I heard that some theaters refused to show it
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Post by: Dr. Mrs. The Monarch on May 23, 2008, 04:53:52 PM
I like turtles

i like monarch butterflies, myself. i wonder why....
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Post by: Tripe on May 23, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
Perhaps you can tell us, unless you get cut off or something. :)
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Post by: RVR II on May 23, 2008, 08:11:30 PM
Well, I like ThunderStorms ;D
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Post by: orionpaxxx on May 24, 2008, 08:43:42 AM
I prefer vanilla
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Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2008, 11:25:22 AM
There's always Vanilla.
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Post by: Tripe on May 24, 2008, 11:30:33 AM
And Paris, so French Vanilla is eternal.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 24, 2008, 11:34:44 AM
I'm more of a white chocolate guy myself
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: ChrisHanel on May 24, 2008, 11:35:40 AM
Back to basics. I win.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 24, 2008, 11:37:21 AM
nevar
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on May 24, 2008, 11:38:10 AM
in a month of Sundays
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Post by: TeamRAD on May 24, 2008, 12:33:37 PM

Gheorghe Muresan's looking to POST-up Jacob...

(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/269773.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDD1C26A555DAE54B3284831B75F48EF45)
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Post by: mrbasehart on May 24, 2008, 01:54:00 PM
(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/269773.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDD1C26A555DAE54B3284831B75F48EF45)

"Ooo oooo! BALL!"
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Post by: Tripe on May 26, 2008, 07:30:06 AM
five
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 26, 2008, 08:13:46 AM
yup, that's how many of my education movies I've seen, well 4 1/2
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Post by: Tripe on May 26, 2008, 08:18:20 AM
Nah that was how many posts I had left to go before shedding my dino identity.

What are the 4 1/2 movies.
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Post by: TeamRAD on May 26, 2008, 08:19:52 AM
yup, that's how many of my education movies I've seen, well 4 1/2

What, you only made it halfway through the Allman Brothers' Whipping POST?

[yt=425,350]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kv3RWqFlvJs&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kv3RWqFlvJs&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/yt]

Shame on you, Jacob!

 :D
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 26, 2008, 08:23:33 AM
Nah that was how many posts I had left to go before shedding my dino identity.

What are the 4 1/2 movies.

Let's see if I can remember

1) American Psycho
2)Napoleon Dynamite
3)Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
4)Breakfast at Tiffany's

1/2)Disturbia (cause Rear Window is the one on the list)

yup, that's how many of my education movies I've seen, well 4 1/2

What, you only made it halfway through the Allman Brothers' Whipping POST?

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Shame on you, Jacob!

 :D

I don't remember that on the list, I'll have to check again
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 26, 2008, 09:17:04 AM
I eated potato chips.   >:(
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 02, 2008, 08:07:35 AM
I'll not have you winning this contest!!!
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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 08:13:34 AM
You tell him!
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 02, 2008, 08:27:42 AM
Thank you.
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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 08:30:59 AM
You are most exceedingly welcome.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 02, 2008, 08:38:18 AM
See how nice our forum can be when we're not constantly flaming eachother??


(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1032/545498000_7aa95ff657_o.jpg)

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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 08:44:09 AM
Aww cute dog, yours?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 02, 2008, 08:55:33 AM
No. I don't have a dog. I don't like picking up dog shit.

(Apartment dweller, here.)
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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 08:58:38 AM
It's a small price to pay.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 02, 2008, 09:10:58 AM
And I've got no money.
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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 09:27:47 AM
Ah well then that's understandable.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 02, 2008, 09:31:20 AM
Quite.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 02, 2008, 09:49:50 AM
I know what you mean
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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 10:15:18 AM
But do you?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 02, 2008, 10:17:21 AM
I'm a college student, yeah, I understand what it's like to have no money, especially with "Be Kind Rewind" coming out n 2 weeks
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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 10:19:11 AM
On DVD?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 02, 2008, 10:26:40 AM
yup
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Post by: RVR II on June 02, 2008, 10:27:45 AM
 :o
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 02, 2008, 10:28:54 AM
I know right

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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 10:33:42 AM
So the DVD will contain a precviously unseen..movie
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 02, 2008, 10:34:18 AM
Michel Gondry rocks!!
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 02, 2008, 10:35:19 AM
I eated popcorn chicken.   :-\
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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 10:37:53 AM
These posts remind me of Jesse's Diets from the fast show.

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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 02, 2008, 10:46:06 AM
These posts remind me of Jesse's Diets from the fast show.




the what show?
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Post by: Tripe on June 02, 2008, 10:50:12 AM
The Fast Show:

[yt=425,350]h-z5T8meC84[/yt]
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 02, 2008, 10:55:12 AM
I'm sorry, I can't hear you, there's too much noise
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Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2008, 10:58:15 AM
To add some color here, Stephen Chow rocks.

(http://www.lovehkfilm.com/reviews_2/ab5734/kung_fu_hustle_a.jpg)
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Post by: RVR II on June 02, 2008, 11:00:33 AM
Instructing how to do 'Street Ninjitzu'?! :P
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Post by: TeamRAD on June 02, 2008, 12:28:01 PM
To add some color here, Stephen Chow rocks.

(http://www.lovehkfilm.com/reviews_2/ab5734/kung_fu_hustle_a.jpg)

I so concur....

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Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2008, 11:23:15 AM
Shaolin Soccer was the only sports movie I ever liked.
It's the same old story: underdogs with heart go against rich, nasty team, and win. But this time, the underdogs have super kung- fu powers, and the nasty kids are bio-engeneered super soldiers.

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THIS EARLIER?!
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Post by: RVR II on June 10, 2008, 11:26:22 AM
Shaolin Soccer was the only sports movie I ever liked.
It's the same old story: underdogs with heart go against rich, nasty team, and win. But this time, the underdogs have super kung- fu powers, and the nasty kids are bio-engeneered super soldiers.

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THIS EARLIER?!
*Jack-in-the-Box commercial* 'WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT?!' :scared:
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Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2008, 12:21:35 PM
Jack in the Box was never prominent anywhere near where I lived. I should probably be happy.
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Post by: Tripe on June 10, 2008, 12:23:51 PM
I don't think there are any in Michigan, so the magazine ad is based off of a TV one I suppose.

The magazine ad is weird as all hell.
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Post by: RVR II on June 10, 2008, 12:27:51 PM
Jack in the Box was never prominent anywhere near where I lived. I should probably be happy.
I've got 2 Jack-in-the-box's, 2 McDonalds, 3 Taco Bells, 2 Burger King, 2 Wendy's, and a Steak n' Shake all within 2 miles of my house.. MMM :P
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Post by: Tripe on June 10, 2008, 12:30:29 PM
surely errrrkmyheart!!!!
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Post by: TeamRAD on June 10, 2008, 12:35:41 PM

No shit RVR, there's Jack-in-the-Box on the East Coast? I was always under the impression it was relegated to the West Coast much like In-N-Out Burger. I've never seen one on the EC yet.

Jack-in-the-Box had very soggy fries the 5 or so times I'd stop there, AZ/SoCal, is that a trend of theirs, RVR?

Do you know what I want in Wisconsin? I want a CiCi's.

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Post by: Tripe on June 10, 2008, 12:38:32 PM
Is that the all you can eat pizza place?


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Post by: RVR II on June 10, 2008, 12:39:05 PM

No shit RVR, there's Jack-in-the-Box on the East Coast? I was always under the impression it was relegated to the West Coast much like In-N-Out Burger. I've never seen one on the EC yet.

Jack-in-the-Box had very soggy fries the 5 or so times I'd stop there, AZ/SoCal, is that a trend of theirs, RVR?

Do you know what I want in Wisconsin? I want a CiCi's.


Oh yeah, we have a CiCi's Pizza as well!

What's really funny, I remember that big Salmonella out break in the Jack-in-the-box out west back in the 90's (I think), then not long after, they started popping up around here.. Like we're all ignorant rednecks er something, and they're both quite popular here :-\

The fries a fairly crispy as far as I can tell..
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Post by: RVR II on June 10, 2008, 12:39:29 PM
Is that the all you can eat pizza place?



OH YEAH!! 8)
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Post by: Tripe on June 10, 2008, 12:40:26 PM
Ok yeah I've been to one of those, they're great.

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Post by: TeamRAD on June 10, 2008, 12:51:43 PM
Is that the all you can eat pizza place?



OH YEAH!! 8)

I want all-you-can-eat cheese pizza & salad for under $5.

RVR, I'm sure you don't have a Culver's though...

http://www.culvers.com/

I'd like to believe they're pre-dominantly in the Midwest. If they served a veggie-burger, I'd live there.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2008, 12:52:28 PM
Where I am, we have slews of italian resturants fading in and out of exsistence.

HOW HARD IS IT TO DO GOOD ITALIAN FOOD?! AND IF NO ONE IS UP TO THE CHALLENGE, WHY DO THEY KEEP ACCEPTING IT?!
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Post by: RVR II on June 10, 2008, 12:55:18 PM

Is that the all you can eat pizza place?



OH YEAH!! 8)

I want all-you-cant-eat cheese pizza & salad for under $5.

RVR, I'm sure you don't have a Culver's though...

http://www.culvers.com/

I'd like to believe they're pre-dominantly in the Midwest. If they served a veggie-burger, I'd live there.
OOOooo!!! Whoah! We do Not have one of those restaurants.. *MUST WANT!*

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Post by: Tripe on June 10, 2008, 12:55:31 PM
Where I am, we have slews of Italian resturants fading in and out of exsistence.

HOW HARD IS IT TO DO GOOD ITALIAN FOOD?! AND IF NO ONE IS UP TO THE CHALLENGE, WHY DO THEY KEEP ACCEPTING IT?!

And why are they still building them on dimensional rifts?

Thankfully I nipped my offices predilection for going to lunch at The Olive Garden in the bud.
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Post by: RVR II on June 10, 2008, 12:57:52 PM
Where I am, we have slews of Italian resturants fading in and out of exsistence.

HOW HARD IS IT TO DO GOOD ITALIAN FOOD?! AND IF NO ONE IS UP TO THE CHALLENGE, WHY DO THEY KEEP ACCEPTING IT?!

And why are they still building them on dimensional rifts?

Thankfully I nipped my offices predilection for going to lunch at The Olive Garden in the bud.
Oh, we frequent the Olive Garden quite a bit..
It's surrounded by 'steak house' style restaurants (Ruby Tuesday, O' Charley's, Applebees, Long Horn, etc.)
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Post by: Tripe on June 10, 2008, 01:00:45 PM
You poor poor man. Olive Garden is one of my absolute least favorite restaurants in all of existence.

Mind you there are tons of good Italian restaurants in the area and Ann's Maternal Grandfather was Sicilian so perhaps I'm spoiled.
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Post by: RVR II on June 10, 2008, 01:01:57 PM
You poor poor man. Olive Garden is one of my absolute least favorite restaurants in all of existence.

Mind you there are tons of good Italian restaurants in the area and Ann's Maternal Grandfather was Sicilian so perhaps I'm spoiled.
The Olive Garden is about as close to Italian as we've got around here :(
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Post by: Fortis on June 10, 2008, 01:05:09 PM
I have you all beat...I have an In-n-out burger near my house, and for that, I will always be grateful.

But one great thing about Vegas, is that if you want to fight the tourists, and and the traffic, you can always take the drive to the strip, and go to a restaurant owned and worked by famous chefs.
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Post by: RVR II on June 10, 2008, 01:07:23 PM
To get to any 'fancier' reastaurants, you'd have to drive 20 miles north to Charlotte, and fight traffic to get there. :grr:
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Post by: TeamRAD on June 10, 2008, 01:16:54 PM
You poor poor man. Olive Garden is one of my absolute least favorite restaurants in all of existence.

Mind you there are tons of good Italian restaurants in the area and Ann's Maternal Grandfather was Sicilian so perhaps I'm spoiled.

What saddens me is seeing the Olive Garden's parking lot full every time I drive past it segueing into me going to my favorite Italian eatery,only to see 2 tables being waited on. Fazoli's is better than the  OG, and you've someone carrying around rockin' breadsticks every 2 minutes.

I have you all beat...I have an In-n-out burger near my house, and for that, I will always be grateful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah....Fortis.  :P

Now get your Mario Kart to stay online!  :D

To get to any 'fancier' reastaurants, you'd have to drive 20 miles north to Charlotte, and fight traffic to get there. :grr:

I've been reading really great things about Charlotte. If I ever decide to relocate in the future, it'll definitely be on the list.

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Post by: RVR II on June 10, 2008, 01:24:05 PM
To get to any 'fancier' restaurants, you'd have to drive 20 miles north to Charlotte, and fight traffic to get there. :grr:

I've been reading really great things about Charlotte. If I ever decide to relocate in the future, it'll definitely be on the list.


Oh yeah! Look for a suburb area.
I love living 'close by', just for the spillover from Charlotte into Rock Hill, but Charlotte traffic is like any other big city; unable to handle the city's growth
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Post by: Fortis on June 10, 2008, 01:30:29 PM
I have you all beat...I have an In-n-out burger near my house, and for that, I will always be grateful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah....Fortis.  :P

Now get your Mario Kart to stay online!  :D


Man...I don't know what it is! It doesn't even give me an error code, I should probably call Nintendo and ask them whats up. It just randomly tells me after playing online with Mario Kart to hit eject and then hit the power button.

And we don't really have any good Italian places here in Vegas that aren't freakishly expensive, or just generic. We have a great BBQ place here though. I've never had better service, or better ribs anywhere else. And I knew I was in a BBQ restaurant, when the napkins they give you are a roll of paper towels in the middle of the table.  :)
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Post by: anais.jude on June 10, 2008, 07:31:17 PM
Hey Fortis have you gone to the restaurant run by the Hell's Kitchen winner?
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Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2008, 08:04:33 PM
I have you all beat...I have an In-n-out burger near my house, and for that, I will always be grateful.

But one great thing about Vegas, is that if you want to fight the tourists, and and the traffic, you can always take the drive to the strip, and go to a restaurant owned and worked by famous chefs.

Shee-it. If i lived in Vegas, I wouldn't even WALK the strip, it's so busy.

... also, it smells like the armpit of a defeated man. I gotta say, I just really hate Vegas.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 10, 2008, 08:21:37 PM
hey, I remember this thread
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Fortis on June 10, 2008, 08:33:06 PM
I have you all beat...I have an In-n-out burger near my house, and for that, I will always be grateful.

But one great thing about Vegas, is that if you want to fight the tourists, and and the traffic, you can always take the drive to the strip, and go to a restaurant owned and worked by famous chefs.

Shee-it. If i lived in Vegas, I wouldn't even WALK the strip, it's so busy.

... also, it smells like the armpit of a defeated man. I gotta say, I just really hate Vegas.

Actually...You've probably been to the strip more than me, and I live here. If you get away from the strip, Vegas is pretty awesome. But you are right, it smells bad, and its about ten degrees hotter on the strip than anywhere else in vegas because of the amount of asphalt.

Hey Fortis have you gone to the restaurant run by the Hell's Kitchen winner?

No...I'm all talk, I rarely go to restaurants...I've actaully never even been to the Burger Bar...though I go to In-n-out burger regularly. Its the only fast food that doesn't make me sick
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Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2008, 04:24:30 AM
I have you all beat...I have an In-n-out burger near my house, and for that, I will always be grateful.

But one great thing about Vegas, is that if you want to fight the tourists, and and the traffic, you can always take the drive to the strip, and go to a restaurant owned and worked by famous chefs.

Shee-it. If i lived in Vegas, I wouldn't even WALK the strip, it's so busy.

... also, it smells like the armpit of a defeated man. I gotta say, I just really hate Vegas.

Actually...You've probably been to the strip more than me, and I live here. If you get away from the strip, Vegas is pretty awesome. But you are right, it smells bad, and its about ten degrees hotter on the strip than anywhere else in vegas because of the amount of asphalt.

Yeah, while driving off to a nearby park, I saw part of the rest of vegas, and it actually seemed pretty lively (in a way that didn't make me pity my fellow man.) But yeah, the strip. There's absolutely no refuge. The noise is EVERYWHERE. Even the bathrooms, for goodness sake!

As for fast food, we have a high concentration of Taco Bells where I am. Not that I'm complaining, I'm one of those people who doesn't mind their "rubber tortilla filled with stuff squirted from a tube" approch to cuisine.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 11, 2008, 04:43:02 AM
I enjoy a nice Burger King Tendercrips sandwich, but those days are few and far between

(http://loyalcustomerclub.com/examples/burgerking_files/TenderCrispSandwich.jpg) (http://blogs.sltrib.com/tv/uploaded_images/Crying-man-710607.jpg)
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Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2008, 05:27:08 AM
Great combination of graphics.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 11, 2008, 05:28:25 AM
I like chicken also.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2008, 05:29:43 AM
Chicken can be good, though I find Turkey to be more flavourful.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 11, 2008, 05:33:00 AM
They don't sell turkey at Burger King..................not yet.
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2008, 05:38:14 AM
Got to say, I've never been in an American BK.

There's one near the Tesco in Stratford which I've walked into once, they had a bean burger I seem to recall.

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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 11, 2008, 05:43:04 AM
I used to clean out the broiler slop at the end of the night when I worked there.  Makes you NOT want a Whopper.
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Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2008, 06:00:03 AM
I I know how that is, during college I'd do a bit of cheffing during the holidays and as a consequence I could never bring myself to eat in any of the restaurants I'd worked in.

They were violating the health codes but the thought I the drudge work just made their menus completely unappealing.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2008, 06:55:10 AM
The worst of the worst, by the way: Fast food Chinese.

It's so terrible, it just shouldn't exsist.
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Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2008, 06:57:42 AM
Panda Express?
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 11, 2008, 10:11:49 AM
just remember everyone, Burger King cured Robert Downey Jr.'s drug addiction
 ;D
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Post by: Pak-Man on June 11, 2008, 10:26:35 AM
I enjoy a nice Burger King Tendercrips sandwich,

Ever at war with the Burger King Tenderbloods sandwiches! :^)
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Post by: jewishcarpenter on June 11, 2008, 10:30:10 AM
Imagunnaween!
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/95db5329.jpg)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 11, 2008, 10:31:56 AM
screw the tenderbloods ;D

thanks for pointing that out, I never saw that
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 11, 2008, 10:40:45 AM
Imagunnaween!
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/95db5329.jpg)

Battle??

(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc313/bigshot2495/mario.jpg)
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2008, 10:45:27 AM
Imagunnaween!
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/95db5329.jpg)

Battle??

(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc313/bigshot2495/mario.jpg)

Right you are:

(http://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/geraldo.jpg)
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 11, 2008, 10:51:07 AM
Alright
(http://gaygamer.net/images/StH_Sonic.png)
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Post by: Tripe on June 11, 2008, 10:57:41 AM
Can't see that one.
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 11, 2008, 11:00:13 AM
Dune!!

how's this?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Sonicrun_2006.png)
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Post by: RVR II on June 11, 2008, 11:01:22 AM
AARGH!!

What's That thing got to do with DUNE?! :speechless:
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 11, 2008, 11:03:05 AM
it's my way of cursing you dumb dune
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Post by: RVR II on June 11, 2008, 11:07:52 AM
it's my way of cursing you dumb dune
Oh :o
Give in to the Spice 8)
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Post by: TeamRAD on June 11, 2008, 11:14:53 AM

Wait, wait, wait, wait....

(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/pikachu/pikachu_070619a-l.jpg)


Pikachu wants in on this.
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Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2008, 11:40:06 AM
So, what is the deal with that being inserted into random posts?
Title: Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
Post by: TeamRAD on June 11, 2008, 11:46:56 AM