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Title: Who's in your movie?
Post by: Sharktopus on March 30, 2007, 11:19:54 PM
Based on Mr. Schlitz's PhotoShop project:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/admiralkent/Me.jpg)
and RobtheBarbarian's response:
My movie would have Vincent Price, William Shatner and the Geico lizard.

I ask you what three people - or entities, in the case of ALF and the Geico Gecko - are in your movie?

My movie stars Bruce Campbell, Cary Grant and Godzilla.
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Post by: mrbasehart on March 31, 2007, 12:34:07 AM
Ooo, good question.  I guess it all depends on the kind of movie I wanted to make.  I'll pick film noir, as it's one of my favourite genres.  Humphrey Bogart, Angelina Jolie, and Richard Widmark. 
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Post by: Sharktopus on March 31, 2007, 12:38:51 AM
Ooo, good question.  I guess it all depends on the kind of movie I wanted to make.  I'll pick film noir, as it's one of my favourite genres.  Humphrey Bogart, Angelina Jolie, and Richard Widmark. 

Aw geez, he's taking it seriously...  ;) (Provocative cast, though. Clean Angelina or skank Angelina?)

Okay, who's in your crap movie?
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Post by: mrbasehart on March 31, 2007, 01:13:13 AM
Oh, it'd be skank Angelina Jolie, she'd play the femme fatale.

Okay, who's in your crap movie?

Andy Dick, Pauly Shore, and Chris Tucker.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on March 31, 2007, 02:13:29 AM
Nick Nolte, John Heder and Lemmy Kilmister.
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Post by: Douglin on March 31, 2007, 03:04:22 AM
Keanu Reeves, Ben Affleck and Vin Diesel are....The Three Musketeers!
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Post by: SmilinJackRoss on March 31, 2007, 05:48:39 AM
My action-adventure: Bruce Willis, Charlie Chaplin, and John C. McGinley as (respectively) a cop, a criminal, and a crazy autistic artist who saw the crime.  It's a nail-biter.
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Post by: Nive on March 31, 2007, 10:50:19 AM
Action sci-fi film starring myself with Carrot Top, Joe Don Baker, and the infamous "Smoking Man" from X-files.
Kraft services provided by: Torgos Pizza!
^_^
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Post by: Sharktopus on March 31, 2007, 07:58:36 PM
My action-adventure: Bruce Willis, Charlie Chaplin, and John C. McGinley as (respectively) a cop, a criminal, and a crazy autistic artist who saw the crime.  It's a nail-biter.

I want to see that movie!
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Post by: Pak-Man on March 31, 2007, 11:29:25 PM
My movie would star Myself, Captain Kirk, Cap'n Crunch and Captain America and they team up against their respective nemeses: Col. West, Col. Sanders and Col. Klink in a tug of war over a vat of lava.

It'll be called "Pulling Rank!"
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 31, 2007, 11:33:11 PM
well then we must ask is capn america an army (or marine or airforce) captain or is he navy, because if he is ANYthing other than navy then the colonels have more rank on their side. 
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 01, 2007, 12:15:51 AM
You asked for it...

Steve Rogers was technically still a private in the Army infantry (partly to protect his secret identity) when Cap fell into the icy waters of the North Atlantic in 1944. When the Avengers eventually fished out his block of ice and revived him X years later, he was technically dead and no longer enlisted. The title of Captain was really only honorary, although he did hold a high rank in SHIELD, which gave him an undefined authority over much of the military. I'd gladly take orders from Captain America.

And now he's dead. Motherfuckers. :'(
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Post by: Cibernético II on April 01, 2007, 04:48:57 AM
my movie would have Xenia Seeberg, Gigi Epstein, and Billie Piper in

The Sci-fi Hottie Wet T-shirt Blast-o-Rama
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Post by: Variety of Cells on April 01, 2007, 01:57:06 PM
Eric 'Pogi' Sumangi, Rachel Grubb, and  Julie Kistler
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Post by: Sideswipe on April 02, 2007, 04:41:46 PM
My movie would star Myself, Captain Kirk, Cap'n Crunch and Captain America and they team up against their respective nemeses: Col. West, Col. Sanders and Col. Klink in a tug of war over a vat of lava.

It'll be called "Pulling Rank!"


Thats hilarious, I would pay real money to see that.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 03, 2007, 07:03:15 PM
Quote
The title of Captain was really only honorary, although he did hold a high rank in SHIELD, which gave him an undefined authority over much of the military. I'd gladly take orders from Captain America

so he is just a goverment civilian? that blows.  its like that all over the military all sorts of damned gs positions that have more rank than those around them. 
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 03, 2007, 07:10:21 PM
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The title of Captain was really only honorary, although he did hold a high rank in SHIELD, which gave him an undefined authority over much of the military. I'd gladly take orders from Captain America

so he is just a goverment civilian? that blows.  its like that all over the military all sorts of damned gs positions that have more rank than those around them. 

He's still Captain Freaking America, soldier.
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Post by: Sideswipe on April 15, 2007, 10:18:45 PM
Captain America punched Hitler in the freakin face!
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 15, 2007, 11:07:23 PM
(http://mindtangle.net/wp-content/captainamerica1.jpg)
EAT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH, ADOLPH!
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Post by: 6079SmithW on April 15, 2007, 11:14:28 PM
Iron Man, Metallo, and Stalin in "Attraction: Fascists vs. Magnets"
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Post by: Sideswipe on April 16, 2007, 05:27:57 AM
Thats what Im talkin about!
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 08, 2009, 09:42:57 PM
My movie would have Bruce Campbell and Kurt Russell taking part in a movie long bar brawl.
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Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on December 10, 2009, 11:51:46 AM
These "guys":
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cc/Mrb5.jpg/300px-Mrb5.jpg)(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YTJq4LHes6Q/2.jpg)(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ebN8KS-d66U/St5K60EzOOI/AAAAAAAAFy4/ImseBWy334Y/s400/Final%20Sacr_008.jpg)
I hope it's a snuff film
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Post by: TeamRAD on December 10, 2009, 12:04:20 PM

Denise from Hot Rod, Oderus from GWAR, & RVR.

I'm unsure of the premise but sure it would be all kinds of cool!

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Post by: Darth Geek on December 10, 2009, 12:45:35 PM
I would make a Transformers movie with Bruce Campbell as the President of the United States. And Timothy Balme (Lionel from Dead Alive) would cameo as the embassador to New Zealand, just so they could have a scene together. Bruce Willis would be the General who knows the Autobots are good and the Decepticons are evil.
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Post by: Doctor Who? on December 10, 2009, 04:14:13 PM
William Shatner is Master Chief,An Elite is an Elite,and Adam West is Captain Keys in..........


SUPER MARIO BROTHER 2!

Trust me it will all make sense when you see the movie.
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Post by: CrowTeeRobot on December 10, 2009, 04:25:47 PM
Clint Eastwood, Viggo Mortensen, and Liam Neeson in "Rugged Guys Kicking Ass"
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Post by: mrbasehart on December 10, 2009, 04:36:17 PM
In my noir thriller, my dream movie would have Humphrey Bogart in the lead (Cagney is Bogie's not available), Ava Gardner as the femme fatale that wants to kill/fuck the lead, Spencer Tracy as the brutish antagonist (though Lee J Cobb would work too), and Veronica Lake as the good girl who teams up with Bogie to help clear his name.  It'd be directed by Howard Hawks, with dialogue by Billy Wilder.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 10, 2009, 07:30:44 PM
I have no idea what the movie is but it would credit John Hodgman as "a surprise guest".  This will be announced loudly as the opening credits role.  When John appears he would turn to the audience and say "Did I surprise you?  Of course, I did.  After all, you were promised I would."
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Post by: Darth Geek on December 10, 2009, 07:41:08 PM
Clint Eastwood, Viggo Mortensen, and Liam Neeson in "Rugged Guys Kicking Ass"
:clap: :clap: :clap:

I would make a Transformers movie with Bruce Campbell as the President of the United States. And Timothy Balme (Lionel from Dead Alive) would cameo as the embassador to New Zealand, just so they could have a scene together. Bruce Willis would be the General who knows the Autobots are good and the Decepticons are evil.
Oh, and I would have a cameo by Michael Nelson as an astronaut that first sees the robots coming to Earth.
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Post by: Darth Geek on December 10, 2009, 07:43:18 PM
Clint Eastwood, Viggo Mortensen, and Liam Neeson in "Rugged Guys Kicking Ass"
As long as this is the theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/v/6riY-103vbc&hl=en_US&fs=1
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Post by: Russell on December 12, 2009, 09:35:27 PM
Chris Rock, Heidi Klum, Adrianna Lima, Jessica Biel and Jackie Chan in.... "Roji Panty Complex".
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Post by: CrowTeeRobot on December 13, 2009, 07:31:10 AM
Clint Eastwood, Viggo Mortensen, and Liam Neeson in "Rugged Guys Kicking Ass"
:clap: :clap: :clap:


Followed immediately with Peter Sarsgard, Phillip Seymour Hoffman and early 90's Alan Rickman in "Scary Doughy Villains"
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 05, 2013, 05:59:47 AM
Jimmy Stewart, Anthony Perkins, Kim Novak and Katherine Hepburn in a musical romantic comedy thriller directed by Alfred Hitchcock with writing by Sondheim.