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Title: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 12, 2014, 07:23:47 AM
50 (Tie)Officer Jenny - 20 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #6 Quantum Vagina)
 (http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/Officer_Jenny_XY_zpsce17add3.png)
The Wiki:
Officer Jenny is one in a family of police officers in the Pokemon universe. Every city has a member of this family (conveniently all named Jenny) on their police force. The only way to tell an Officer apart is by the different symbols on their caps which refer to the region from which the specific Officer Jenny comes from.
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Who needs makeup and shoes when this officer is all about adorable goofiness?
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 12, 2014, 07:24:12 AM
50 (Tie)Amy Santiago - 20 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #10 Goflyblind)
 (http://i.imgur.com/6Q1qrwQ.gif)
The Wiki:
Det. Amy Santiago is the love interes/foil/super competive partner of Det Jake Peralta on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Amy is continually trying to ingratiate herself with Captain Holt and has a competitive nature stemming from having seven brothers. Santiago clandestinely smokes at times to relieve stress and is highly allergic to dogs. Also, if you played a drinking game to take a shot every time she rolls her eyes at her partner, you might die.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 12, 2014, 07:25:09 AM
50 (Tie)Benton Fraser - 20 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #6 Goflyblind)
 (http://www.angelfire.com/sk/Mountie/images/fraserdief.jpg)
The Wiki:
Benton Fraser is a constable of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police who works in the American city of Chicago, Illinois as Deputy Liaison Officer in the Canadian consulate on the show Due South .  Fraser has the seemingly strange Fraser is a strait-laced Canadian, and his faith in the honor and goodness of others tends to lead to interesting and humorous moments. Described as an "outdoors Sherlock Holmes", his behavior often leads to the frustration of his de facto partner, Chicago detective Raymond Vecchio. His other "best friend," a deaf half-wolf, Diefenbaker, named after the Canadian Prime Minister, John Diefenbaker, reads lips in both English and Inuktitut, and often assists in the capture of criminals.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 12, 2014, 07:25:48 AM
50 (Tie)Danny Butterman - 20 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #13 Johnny Unusual)
 (http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hotFuzz.jpg)
The Wiki:
Danny Butterman is the son of Inspector Frank Butterman, and Nicholas Angel's new partner in Sandford in the film Hot Fuzz . Danny is presented as a blundering but good-natured cop with a love of American police action movies, such as Point Break and Bad Boys II. Bored with police duty in the small town of Sandford, he longs to face "proper action" as he sees in the movies and takes an immediate interest to the Londoner Angel, as he perceives the city to be much more exciting and dangerous for a police officer. Danny ultimately inspires Angel to take back Sandford from the NWA through his love of action movies, and gets to live his dream of participating in car chases and gunfights as he helps Angel defeat the NWA.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 12, 2014, 07:27:01 AM
49 Zed  - 20 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #13 RoninFox)
 (http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/5WuRa1F37tc/0.jpg)
The Wiki:
Zed is the loose cannon character from the Police Academy movies. His first appearance was in Police Academy 2, and he continued to his Police Academy career with appearances in PA 3 and 4. He is played by actor/comedian Bobcat Goldthwait. I couldn’t find any additional information, so here is a youtube clip:
http://www.youtube.com/v/LsBugR9dpdU?version=3&hl=en_US &
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 12, 2014, 07:29:34 AM
Ok, as you can see, I have A TON of entries at the 20 point mark. So, for the sake of my sanity, halfway through I made it tart with 49. All the entries with 20 points will be represented though. So I guess it's just how much we are sticklers for the actual "ranking".

If you guys are, I understand and I will edit. But you only have 24 hours to state your concerns. Basically, if I put EVERY tie on the list, I will basically post for every entry I got, and that is a lot.

Anyway, comments? thoughts?
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Darth Geek on May 12, 2014, 09:26:08 AM
I'm fine with this ranking.
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: goflyblind on May 12, 2014, 09:46:11 AM
i'm fine with everything except angelfire for blocking the benny pic. :\
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Quantum Vagina on May 12, 2014, 07:47:12 PM
Looks good so far!
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Gandalf Lundgren on May 12, 2014, 07:50:46 PM
This guy has to be in it. I demand it!!!  :angry:  Inspector Kevin Chan Ka-kui. (http://debmul53.tripod.com/The%2080s%20pages/80s%20images/PoliceStory.gif)
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Darth Geek on May 12, 2014, 08:01:54 PM
Since when was Tripod a cop?
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 04:56:17 AM
This guy has to be in it. I demand it!!!  :angry:  Inspector Kevin Chan Ka-kui. (http://debmul53.tripod.com/The%2080s%20pages/80s%20images/PoliceStory.gif)

If you don't submit a list, your demands are meaningless :P
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 08:18:45 AM
Sorry guys, I had something come up today, so the list won't be posted till later, but I will have more entries :)
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: monsterbrains on May 13, 2014, 11:15:34 AM
I KNOW WHAT'S NEXT!!!! 

Can't wait oh boy oh boy
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 02:13:16 PM
48 Frank Bullitt - 20 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #11 Anais)
 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Bullitt_poster.jpg)
The Wiki:
Frank Bullitt is the titular character from the 1968 action thriller Bullitt . Bullitt is a Lieutenant with the San Francisco police department whose willing to take an investigation into his own hands when the mafia informant he is assigned to protect ends up dead. With a cool set of wheels and an even cooler demeanor, Bullitt proves that being a cop is one fast paced adventure.
(Insert Amazing Car Chase Scene)
http://www.youtube.com/v/-Lbs_nYW3-o?version=3&hl=en_US &
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 02:13:48 PM
47 The Lieutenant - 20 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #6 Monsterbrains)
 (http://www.movieramblings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/harvey-keitel-bad-lieutenant-2c631.jpg)
The Wiki:
The eponymous character from the 2006 film, the Bad Lieutenant likes to drink, gamble, smoke the crack, and abuse his power as often as he can. The 2006 film chronicles the last several days of his life as he continues in a downward spiral of increasing gambling debts. 
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 02:14:15 PM
46 McGruff the Crime Dog - 20 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #8 Quantum Vagina)
 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/McGruff.jpg)
The Wiki:
McGruff the Crime Dog is a cartoon bloodhound created for use by American police in building crime awareness among children. McGruff reaches kids through commercials, songs, educational videos and booklet from the National Crime Prevention Council, talking about drugs, bullying, safety and the importance of staying in school. Recently, McGruff has appeared in commercials addressing identity theft. The character is often used with his motto "Take a bite out of crime!" He also reaches kids through personal appearances as both puppets (often used in classrooms) and costumes worn by police officers nationwide.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 02:14:44 PM
45 Inspector Sledge Hammer- 20 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #6 Cole Stratton)
 (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cwrAj6jonMI/S7phRTnthGI/AAAAAAAAAFs/kwPvyszlEFQ/s1600/sledgehammer.jpg)
The Wiki:
Inspector Sledge Hammer of the San Francisco Police Department is a violent, sadistic, insensitive detective. His prized possession is a .44 Magnum Smith & Wesson Model 629 revolver (a stainless steel version of the Smith & Wesson Model 29) with a customized grip, featuring an engraving of a sledgehammer. Hammer sleeps and showers with his gun, and even talks to it, referring to it as "her." He believes in shooting first and asking questions never. Despite this, Hammer is never seen killing anybody on-screen during the whole 41 episodes of the show. He is a direct descendant of Mahatma Gandhi, whom he refers to as a "black sheep" in his otherwise violent family.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 02:18:29 PM
44 Frank Pembleton - 21 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Compound)
 (http://members.tripod.com/yu_homicide/images/pembelton.gif)
The Wiki:
Francis Xavier "Frank" Pembleton is a fictional homicide detective on the television drama series Homicide: Life on the Street portrayed by Emmy Award winning actor Andre Braugher. He is a primary character of the show through the first six seasons. Although the show featured an ensemble cast, Pembleton would become a fan favorite and is often identified by them as the show's signature character. He is based on Baltimore Police Department Detective Harry Edgerton, who, like Pembleton, was an eccentric New York bred African American detective in the BPD homicide unit featured in David Simon's book Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets. The character also appeared in the Law & Order episode "Charm City".
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 02:19:02 PM
43 Dave Speed - 21 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Monsterbrains)
 (http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY5OTIzNjY2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzMxMTU0MQ@@._V1_SY317_CR2,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)
The Wiki:
Dave Speed is the main character from the 1980 comedy Super Fuzz . Having survived a nuclear explosion, Speed discovers he super powers as long as he doesn’t see anything red. The film chronicles his superhero exploits which eventually lead to Speed being framed for murder and unsuccessfully executed by many different methods*


*I found nothing on this character. NOTHING!*
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Apparently during the 60s this character was a licensed member of the Gotham PD (so no bitching! : P )
 

Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 02:19:39 PM
42 Batman - 22 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #4 Compound)
 (http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110818203644/batman/images/f/f7/The_Batman.jpg)
The Wiki:
Nothing I can write here that you don’t already know
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 02:20:13 PM
40 Sheriff Ed Tom Bell- 22 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #12 Johnny Unusual)
 (http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/ed-tom-bell.jpg)
The Wiki:
Tom Bell is the confused Sheriff from 2007’s No Country for Old Men . All of his life he has been seeking an understanding of life and the human condition, but it has never presented itself. He cannot fathom the generation of mindless violence he is seeing in his last days as Sheriff and thinks it is unique and distasteful, however, he comes to realize that the world has not changed at all, just him, and he is no closer to understanding any of life's mysteries or questions.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 13, 2014, 02:22:12 PM
That's all for today! :)
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: monsterbrains on May 13, 2014, 02:46:58 PM
BULLITT!!!! YEAHHHHHH

LOVE that tension during the buildup to the car chase.  They dont do it like that any more.  Nice post.
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: monsterbrains on May 13, 2014, 02:48:52 PM
43 Dave Speed - 21 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Monsterbrains)
 (http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY5OTIzNjY2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzMxMTU0MQ@@._V1_SY317_CR2,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)
The Wiki:
Dave Speed is the main character from the 1980 comedy Super Fuzz . Having survived a nuclear explosion, Speed discovers he super powers as long as he doesn’t see anything red. The film chronicles his superhero exploits which eventually lead to Speed being framed for murder and unsuccessfully executed by many different methods*


*I found nothing on this character. NOTHING!*
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Apparently during the 60s this character was a licensed member of the Gotham PD (so no bitching! : P )
 


https://www.youtube.com/v/ngvYJtpXkM4
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 14, 2014, 09:11:40 AM
39 Jack Bauer- 22 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #4 Cole)
 (http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4400000/Jack-Bauer-wallpapers-jack-bauer-4443494-1024-768.jpg)
The Wiki:
Jack Bauer is a fictional character and the lead protagonist of the Fox television series 24. His character has worked in various capacities on the show, often as a member of the Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU) based in Los Angeles, and working with the FBI in Washington, D.C. during season 7. Within the 24 storyline, Bauer is a key member of CTU and is often portrayed as their most capable agent. Bauer's job usually involves helping prevent major terrorist attacks on the United States, saving both civilian lives and government administrations. On many occasions, Jack does so at great personal expense, as those he thwarts subsequently target him and his loved ones. He is not a crooked agent; however, Bauer's frequent use of torture to gather information has generated much controversy and discussion.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 14, 2014, 09:12:10 AM
38 Peter - 23 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #3 Charles Hussein Castle)
 (http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/d/d8/Ken_foree_dawn_of_the_dead.jpg/600px-Ken_foree_dawn_of_the_dead.jpg)
The Wiki:
Peter is one of two SWAT team members from the 1978 classic Dawn of the Dead. Depending on which ending you want to subscribe to (although only one was actually filmed) Peter either survives the apocalyptic film with the female protagonist or commits suicide when he realizes there is nowhere to run. (He seems pretty level headed).
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 14, 2014, 09:12:48 AM
37 Tequila - 23 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #3 Monsterbrains)
 (http://www.thatfilmguy.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Hard-Boiled.jpg)
The Wiki:
Inspector "Tequila" Yuen is a fictional character who appears in the 1992 film Hard Boiled and the 2007 video game Stranglehold , played and voiced by Chow Yun-fat. He is an inspector with the Hong Kong Police Force and is extremely skilled with fire arms. He is also a heavy drinker, which led to him being nicknamed "tequila". Empire magazine ranked Tequila 33rd in their "The 100 Greatest Movie Characters" poll.
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I can’t think of this character without the commercial’s accompanying guitar chord (or riff, I am not an expert on these things)
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 14, 2014, 09:13:34 AM
36 Raylan Givens - 23 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #3 Cole)
 (http://fierofredo.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/justified-raylan-givens.jpg)
The Wiki:
Raylan GIvens is a unconventional, but highly dedicated U.S. Deputy Marshal. After committing a "justified" shooting in Florida of a mob hit man, he was re-assigned to his home state of Kentucky, specifically the Lexington Office and the office of Chief Deputy Art Mullen. Having grown-up in tiny, crime-ridden Harlan County -- and then having spent an almost equal portion of his life trying to escape from it -- Raylan is initially not pleased to be back where family clans feud and meth labs spout up like weeds.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 14, 2014, 09:15:14 AM
35 Dudley Do-Right - 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Anais)
 (http://popdoctor.com/files/2011/07/Dudley.jpg)
The Wiki:
Dudley Do-Right is a dim-witted, but conscientious and cheerful Canadian Mountie who is always trying to catch his nemesis Snidely Whiplash, usually succeeding by pure luck or through the actions of his horse, named "Horse." A running gag throughout the series was Nell's great affection for Horse, and unawareness of Dudley's interest in her. In the standard intro, Dudley is seen mounted backward on his horse.
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Once again, the name says it all
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 14, 2014, 09:16:02 AM
34 Detective Gumshoe- 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Quantum Vagina)
 (http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/0/259/200983-detective_gumshoe_1.jpg)
The Wiki:
Dick Gumshoe is a homicide detective on the Anime series Phoenix Wright. A member of the Los Angeles Police Department during the careers of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth, he was put in charge of most of Wright's cases before the latter's disbarment. He generally took care of the initial investigation, but would occasionally help Wright depending on the circumstances behind the case at hand. He also usually took the stand first during a trial to testify and give basic facts about a case. He usually helps in the investigations, whether other characters want him to or not.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 14, 2014, 09:17:05 AM
33 Robert Goren- 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Goflyblind)
 (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdl533rQrq1rkdnjco1_400.jpg)
The Wiki:
Detective Robert "Bobby" Goren is a fictional character featured in the NBC-USA Network[1] police procedural and legal drama television series Law & Order: Criminal Intent, portrayed by Vincent D'Onofrio.
Goren is a detective investigator first grade for the Major Case Squad in the New York City Police Department (NYPD). Goren is an intense, extremely intelligent, and imposing man, but is also unpredictable and sometimes volatile.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 14, 2014, 09:17:31 AM
And today's entries come to a close (I have to go pick up my niece).
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: goflyblind on May 14, 2014, 10:54:33 AM
And today's entries come to a close (I have to go pick up my niece).

LoC b4 blood!  :angry:
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: monsterbrains on May 14, 2014, 11:11:13 AM
Just a friendly FYI sometimes websites block you from linking to images on their webpages to conserve hosting bandwidth.  http://www.thesitewizard.com/archive/bandwidththeft.shtml

To prevent picture fail you might want to get a free membership with an image uploading site like tinypic or whatever, download the image, upload it to your hosting site and link it from there.  The images last longer too.
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: ColeStratton on May 14, 2014, 01:38:33 PM
Pretty shocked to be the only one who included Sledge Hammer, Jack Bauer and Raylan Fuckin' Givens! Guess this is going to be a pretty eclectic list!
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 15, 2014, 02:36:40 PM
32 Jacques "The Mountie" Rougeau - 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 RoninFox)
 (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8oZ0YLMyj70/Uj8IRUy6knI/AAAAAAAAAHw/IXW1SlWf_tU/s1600/themountie.jpg)
The Wiki:
Jacques Rougeau Jr. (born June 13, 1960) is a retired French-Canadian professional wrestler best known for his appearances in the 1980s and 1990s with the World Wrestling Federation. Rougeau began his career by wrestling under his real name, as part of a tag team with his brother Raymond Rougeau, with whom he is a former WWF Tag Team Champion (albeit unofficially). Later Rougeau began a singles career where he wrestled as The Mountie, winning the Intercontinental Championship once. Later still, he formed the tag team The Quebecers with Pierre Ouellet, and won the Tag Team Championship three more times.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 15, 2014, 02:37:13 PM
31 The Green Lantern Corps - 25 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Quantum Vagina)
 (http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/8669/197663-59522-green-lantern-corps.jpg)
The Wiki:
The Green Lantern Corps is the name of a fictional intergalactic military/police force appearing in comics published by DC Comics, derived from the emotional spectrum. They patrol the farthest reaches of the DC Universe at the behest of the Guardians, a race of immortals residing on the planet Oa. According to DC continuity, the Green Lantern Corps has been in existence for three billion years, surviving multiple conflicts both internal and foreign. Currently operating divided as pairs amongst the 3600 “sectors” of the universe, there are 3600 members, one lantern for every sector (known commonly as Green Lanterns) are estimated to be serving within the Corps. Each Green Lantern is given a power ring, a weapon granting the use of incredible abilities that are directed by the wearer's own willpower.
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A big fluffy teddy bear (in spirit)
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 15, 2014, 02:37:52 PM
30 Cosgrove - 26 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Pak)
 (http://i.imgur.com/BH2vu.gif)
The Wiki:
Sgt. Mike Cosgrove is a heavyset, gruff cop, voiced by Edward Asner, with a heart of gold, who is friends with Freakazoid and several other characters. By pointing at something and saying "cut it out", he has the almost supernatural ability to get people to stop whatever they are doing on command, no matter what they may be doing at the time, be it panicking at the sight of a villain, stealing a television, or attempting to capture Cosgrove and Freakazoid (In the Animaniacs comic series, he even once managed to get Yakko, Wakko, and Dot to "cut it out", something many had tried, and failed, to do). Often has nothing better to do than engage in hobbies or visit tourist traps with Freakazoid (such as building a Go-kart or getting a mint). He speaks in a gruff monotone and shows very little enthusiasm for anything. Strangely, he always manages to find Freakazoid with his police car, no matter where he is at the time (he will even catch up with him in different countries, car and all). He also has a habit of asking Freakazoid "Do you want to get a..." every time they are not busy with something. On a related note, Sgt. Mike Cosgrove also resembles his voice actor.
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This series has a lot of law enforcers….
 

Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 15, 2014, 02:38:26 PM
29  Lennie Briscoe- 26 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #3 Compound)
 (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/badass-briscoe.jpg)
The Wiki:
Leonard W. "Lennie" Briscoe is a fictional character on NBC's long-running police procedural and legal drama television series Law & Order. He was featured on the show for 12 seasons, from 1992 to 2004. He was created by Walon Green and René Balcer, and was portrayed by Jerry Orbach. He also appeared in three Law & Order spin-offs, and was part of the original cast of Law & Order: Trial by Jury, appearing in only the first two episodes due to Orbach's death. He appears in 282 episodes (273 episodes of Law & Order, two episodes of Law & Order: Trial by Jury, one episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent, three episodes of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and three episodes of Homicide: Life on the Street) and in the movie Exiled.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 15, 2014, 02:38:58 PM
28  Rick Grimes- 26 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #15 Pak)
 (http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140326192432/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/6/6b/Rick_Grimes.jpg)
The Wiki:
Rick Grimes is a fictional character in the comic book series The Walking Dead and is portrayed by Andrew Lincoln in the television series of the same name. Created by writer Robert Kirkman and artist Tony Moore, the character made his debut in The Walking Dead #1 in 2003. The primary protagonist of both series, Grimes is a small town sheriff's deputy who awakens from a coma to find the world overrun with zombies. The series focus on Grimes' attempts to find and protect his wife Lori and son Carl, and his role as the de facto leader of a group of survivors in a post-apocalyptic world. Rick Grimes has been described as an everyman character who emphasizes moral codes and values.
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Who knew there were so many cops in this fictional city
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 15, 2014, 02:39:33 PM

27 Harvey Bullock  - 27 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #9 RoninFox)
 (http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130816231911/batman/images/f/f1/Earth_1_Harvey_Bullock.jpg)
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Harvey Bullock is a fictional character from DC Comics' Batman titles. Prior to the 1984-85 DC maxi-series Crisis on Infinite Earths, Bullock is a crooked police detective under instructions from Gotham City's Mayor Hamilton Hill to sabotage Commissioner Gordon's career.  His method of doing so is to pretend to be exceedingly clumsy, thereby spoiling whatever Gordon is trying to do, seemingly accidentally. After inadvertently giving Gordon a heart attack, however, Bullock turns over a new leaf. His character later develops into a well-meaning cop who (probably) is exceedingly clumsy, similar to the later animated version. He also forms a close bond with Robin, based initially on their mutual love of old movies. Subsequent to this, he is a Bishop in the spy organization Checkmate. Following the continuity changes brought about in most of DC's comics by Crisis, Bullock is perhaps the most controversial police officer in the Gotham City Police Department. His colleagues in the Major Crimes Unit will swear up and down that he is a good cop, despite his reputation for taking bribes, police brutality, and ties to organized crime. However, he also has elements of the earlier character, including a fondness for doughnuts and a hidden sentimental streak. He also has a romance with a widow he meets during work.
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At least he didn’t have to be Mr. Pink
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Quantum Vagina on May 15, 2014, 03:12:19 PM
30 Cosgrove - 26 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Pak)
 (http://i.imgur.com/BH2vu.gif)
HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET COSGROVE?
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: monsterbrains on May 15, 2014, 03:50:29 PM
Moooannnn...I forgot wrestlers.  I didnt think about wrestlers.  Why WHY WHY did i not think of wrestlers?
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Pak-Man on May 15, 2014, 08:58:49 PM
30 Cosgrove - 26 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Pak)
 (http://i.imgur.com/BH2vu.gif)
HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET COSGROVE?

I'm kicking myself for forgetting Dick Gumshoe, so we're even. :^)
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 16, 2014, 03:03:12 PM
26 Mr. Orange  - 27 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #8 Anais)
 (http://cinema1544.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/mrorange.jpg)
(^hottie)
The Wiki:
Mr. Orange is one of the characters from 1992’s crime drama Reservoir Dogs . Depicted by Tim Roth, Mr. Orange is most notable for spending the majority of the film bleeding from a gunshot to the stomach and breaking Harvey Keitel’s heart.
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The first black sheriff
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 16, 2014, 03:03:50 PM
25 Bart  - 28 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #4 Darth*)
 (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iXOAKnUqQ7M/UOr2khzx0qI/AAAAAAAABIk/JG-gOCAR2M0/s1600/Sheriff_Bart_self_hostage_Blazing_Saddles.jpeg)
 The Wiki:
Bart is black railroad worker who finds himself appointed sheriff instead of being hung. Although a controversial choice (he was chosen because a black lawman would so offend the townspeople that they would either abandon the town or lynch the new sheriff), Bart continues to prevail over various villains to become beloved by the townspeople.
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Do you understand the words that are coming out of his mouth?
 

*Darth did not submit a full list, so his number 4 choice counted for less points
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 16, 2014, 03:05:34 PM
24 Carter  - 29 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #10 Monsterbrains)
 (http://www.originalprop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rush-hour-carter-id-watermarked-x425.jpg)
 The Wiki:
Detective James Carter is one of the two main characters of the Rush Hour Films who is a detective for the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) in Los Angeles and is Chief Inspector Lee's partner and friend. James Carter appears in all three Rush Hour films. Carter is portrayed by Chris Tucker.
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He calls his mother “your honor” when speaking to her on the phone
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 16, 2014, 03:07:02 PM
23 Ray Holt  - 30 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #3 RoninFox)
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Detective Raymond Holt is the Captain of Brooklyn’s 99 precinct on the amazingly funny Brooklyn Nine Nine. Portrayed by Andre Braugher, Captain Holt has arrested over six hundred people in this career as a New York Police Officer. The foil to Det. Jake Peralta, Holt is an openly gay man who can crack a joke with the best of them.
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The only man the FBI has ever paid to surf (as far as I know)
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 16, 2014, 03:08:42 PM
22 Johnny Utah  - 32 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #7 Anais)
 (http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/c584/1337892700-johnny.jpeg)
 The Wiki:
Johnny Utah is the protagonist of the 1991 surfer/action movie Point Break. Portrayed by Keanu Reeves, Utah is, according to some, “young, dumb, and full of male jelly.” During his rookie year on the FBI, young Johnny is assigned to investigate a string of robberies by a group known as the ex-presidents. After infiltrating the group, Utah bonds with cinema god Patrick Swayze and drama ensues. 
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Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant.
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 16, 2014, 03:09:26 PM
21 Inspector Clouseau  - 33 points
(4 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Johnny Unusual)
 (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/29/article-0-002F0B9C00000258-739_306x423.jpg)
 The Wiki:
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau (formerly Inspector) is a fictional character in Blake Edwards' farcical The Pink Panther series. In most of the films he was played by Peter Sellers, but one film starred Alan Arkin and another featured an uncredited Roger Moore. In the 2006 Pink Panther revival and its 2009 sequel, he is played by Steve Martin.
Clouseau is an inept and incompetent police detective in the French Sûreté, whose investigations are marked with chaos and destruction he largely causes himself. His attempts at solving a case usually lead to misfortune for himself and others. Clouseau is not very intelligent, frequently pursuing an idiotic theory and solving the case only by sheer, improbable luck.Regardless of his rather limited ability, Clouseau successfully solves his cases and finds the correct culprits, even if this success is achieved entirely by accident
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Another cop greatly associated with his theme song.
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 16, 2014, 03:10:05 PM
20 Axel Foley  - 34 points
(5 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #12 Anais)
 (http://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2011/10/2011-10-27-eddie_murphy.jpg)
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Axel Foley is a fictional character, portrayed by Eddie Murphy, and is the main protagonist of the Beverly Hills Cop film series. He is ranked No. 78 on Empire magazine's list of The 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time.
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The “heart” of assembling the Avengers
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 18, 2014, 09:18:08 AM
19 Phil Coulson  - 36 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Compound)
 (http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsG/6993-28124.jpg)
 The Wiki:
Phillip "Phil" Coulson is a fictional character portrayed by American actor Clark Gregg and presented in his likeness. He is the current Executive Director of the Marvel Cinematic Universe incarnation of S.H.I.E.L.D. The character first appeared in the Marvel Cinematic Universe—a shared fictional universe that is the setting of several superhero films and television series produced by Marvel Studios—and, due to his popularity, has gone on to appear in the mainstream Marvel Comics universe. The details of his character vary between portrayals, but he is always a spy working for the fictional espionage agency S.H.I.E.L.D.. Within the films, Coulson is generally used to represent S.H.I.E.L.D.'s involvement in the plot, to the point of being described as "the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent" by Clark Gregg. As of 2013, he is one of the main characters of Marvel Television's ensemble spy-fi series Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., set in the Cinematic Universe.
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A hatful of gadgets
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 18, 2014, 09:18:49 AM
18 Inspector Gadget  - 38 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #6 Anais
 (http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120108114156/inspectorgadget/images/8/82/Inspector-gadget.jpg)
 The Wiki:
Inspector Gadget is a clumsy, dim-witted cyborg detective – a human being with various bionic gadgets built into his body. Gadget's nemesis is Dr. Claw, the leader of an evil organization, known as "M.A.D." Although he has all this equipment, Gadget is ultimately incompetent and clueless (in a manner similar to the Inspector Clouseau character of the Pink Panther series), and overcomes obstacles and survives perilous situations by sheer good luck, with help from his faithful niece Penny and intelligent dog Brain who both must secretly help him solve each case.
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Another cop who boned Kim Basinger
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 18, 2014, 09:19:51 AM
17 Wendell “Bud” White- 39 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Cole
 (http://singlegalz.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/budwhite2.jpg)
 The Wiki:
Wendell "Bud" White grew up the son of an abusive, alcoholic father, who used to beat his wife and son. As Bud got bigger, he tried to protect his mother, and one night his father chained him to a radiator then beat his mother to death with a tire iron. Bud vowed to himself that he would protect women from such brutes, but as he grew up, he realized he possessed the same brutish anger. Instead of turning it on women, however, he turned it on their abusers. Always on the lookout for damsels in distress, Bud has earned a reputation on the LA police force as a punisher of wife-beaters. His tough tactics attract the attention of Captain Dudley Smith, who recruits him as an enforcer for his attempt at taking over the LA drug racket. After meeting Lynn Bracken, a call girl, he begins to reassess his career and decides to rise above his thug rep and develop his crime-solving skills. Along the way he runs afoul of Ed Exley, a by-the-book careerist willing to feed White to the sharks in order to advance his own aspirations. As Exley discovers his own flaws and White discovers his own potential the two collide and find common ground for a dynamic partnership.
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One of only a few female cops don’tchaknow
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 18, 2014, 09:20:34 AM
16 Marge Gunderson- 40 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Johnny Unusual
 (http://cade14.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/fargo.jpg)
 The Wiki:
Marge Gunderson is the protaganist of the 1996 dark comedy Fargo/ Portrayed by Frances McDormand, Gunderson  a local Minnesota police chief, who is seven months pregnant, assigned to investigate the murderous events that occur in the film. Recently, the TV version of Fargo premiered on FX with a similar smart female cop but not the same Marge Gunderson. Frances McDormand received an Oscar for her portrayal of Marge Gunderson in the film.
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More anthropomorphic cops
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 18, 2014, 09:21:10 AM
15 Sam and Max - 40 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Pak
 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Sam_%26_Max.png)
 The Wiki:
Sam and Max are a pair of anthropomorphic, vigilante private investigators based in a dilapidated office block in New York City. Sam is a calculative six-foot dog wearing a suit and a fedora, while Max is a short and aggressive "hyperkinetic rabbity thing". Both enjoy solving problems and cases as maniacally as possible, often with complete disregard for the law. Driving a seemingly indestructible black-and-white 1960 DeSoto Adventurer, the pair travel to many contemporary and historical locations to fight crime, including the Moon, Ancient Egypt, the White House and the Philippines, as well as several fictitious locations.
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A man who has a hard time finding the little man in the boat
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 19, 2014, 06:26:53 AM
Ya,  Marge.  Such a great character and the warm and hopeful center of an otherwise bleak story.  I actually really like that they didn't include her in the TV series.  I can't imagine the character without Frances McDormand and Molly is a good but different replacement character (a little more unsure of herself and naive but still smart and kind..
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 19, 2014, 09:08:19 AM
14(Tie) Officer Barbrady - 41 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #6 Pak
 (http://i.imgur.com/d56fo.jpg)
 The Wiki:
Officer Barbrady is a police officer. He is extremely incompetent at his job, usually being incapable of solving the crimes he is legally obliged to investigate. Despite this, he actually does maintain the balance of peace in South Park as shown in "Chickenlover" when shortly after he retired the city fell into chaos.
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Why yes, I do feel lucky.
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 19, 2014, 09:08:58 AM
14(Tie) Dirty Harry Callahan - 41 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #10 Cole
 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Harry_Callahan.JPG)
 The Wiki:
Inspector Harold Francis "Dirty Harry" Callahan is a fictional character in the Dirty Harry film series portrayed by Clint Eastwood. From his debut, Callahan became the template for a new kind of movie cop: an antihero who does not hesitate to cross professional and ethical boundaries in pursuit of his own vision of justice, especially when the law is poorly served by an inept bureaucracy. The "Dirty Harry" archetype does not shy away from killing; all of the Dirty Harry films feature Callahan killing criminals. His rationale for such conduct is that it is done with the greater good in mind: protecting the innocent and victims of crime. Callahan's methods are rarely endorsed by his superiors, who on various occasions have demoted, suspended or transferred him to other departments.
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My number 1 cop *heart* *swoon* *sploosh*
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 19, 2014, 09:09:50 AM
13(Tie) Jake Peralta  - 47 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Anais
 (http://24.media.tumblr.com/56a900c16e69de68e11c7bfce090a8dc/tumblr_mv1afaeTdD1sikfv8o1_r1_500.png)
^ My dream marriage material
 The Wiki:
Detective Jake Peralta is a good enough cop that he's never had to work that hard or follow the rules too closely. Perhaps because he has the best arrest record among his colleagues, he's been enabled - if not indulged - throughout his entire career. That is, until the precinct gets a new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt, who reminds this hotshot cop to respect the badge.
Detective Peralta's shield number is 9544.
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How tough can you be when you are afraid of farm animals?
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 19, 2014, 09:10:17 AM
13(Tie) Clarice Starling  - 47 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #8 Monsterbrains
 (http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/wp-content/uploads/New-Clarice-Starling-TV-Series.jpg)
The Wiki:
Clarice M. Starling is a fictional character and the protagonist of the novels The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal by Thomas Harris. In the film adaptation of The Silence of the Lambs, she was played by Jodie Foster, while in the film adaptation of Hannibal, she was played by Julianne Moore. Clarice Starling, as portrayed by Foster, was ranked the sixth greatest protagonist in film history on AFI's 100 Years...100 Heroes and Villains, making her the highest-ranking heroine.
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Ya gotta nip it in the bud!
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 19, 2014, 09:10:58 AM
13(Tie) Barney Fife  - 47 points
(4 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #7 Quantum Vagina
 (http://sixtoedpete.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Barney_Fife.jpg)
The Wiki:
Bernard "Barney" Milton Fife is a fictional character in the American television program The Andy Griffith Show, portrayed by comic actor Don Knotts. Barney Fife is a deputy sheriff in the slow paced, sleepy southern community of Mayberry, North Carolina. He appeared in the first five black and white seasons (1960 – 1965) as a main character, and, after leaving the show at the end of season five, made a few guest appearances in the following three color seasons (1965 – 1968). He also appeared in the first episode of the spin-off series Mayberry R.F.D. (1968 – 1971), and in the 1986 reunion telemovie Return to Mayberry. Additionally, Barney appeared in the Joey Bishop Show episode, "Joey's Hideaway Cabin" and the first episode of The New Andy Griffith Show. In 1999 TV Guide ranked him Ninth on its 50 Greatest TV Characters of All Time list.
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Literary Cop
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 19, 2014, 09:11:57 AM
12 Sam Vimes  - 49 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Goflyblind
 (http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/315/8/d/sam_vimes_by_zazb-d4fucfr.jpg)
The Wiki:
Samuel "Sam" Vimes is a fictional policeman from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. Vimes is depicted in the novels as somewhere between an Inspector-Morse-type 'old-school' British policeman, and a film-noir-esque grizzled, jaded detective. His appearances throughout the Discworld sequence show him slowly and grudgingly rising through the ranks of both police force and society. As of his latest promotion, his full name and title is; "'His Grace, His Excellency, The Duke of Ankh; Commander Sir Samuel Vimes": When serving as Ambassador for Ankh-Morpork, he is also referred to simply as "His Excellency", and is also nicknamed "Blackboard Monitor Vimes,","Vimes the Butcher/Butcher Vimes" and "Vetinari's Terrier" (or hammer): According to his wife, Sybil, Vimes is recognised by many as Lord Vetinari's right-hand man.
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 19, 2014, 09:12:58 AM
11 Fox Mulder  - 52 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Charles Hussein Castle
 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Xfiles-FoxMulder-small.jpg)
The Wiki:
FBI Special Agent Fox William Mulder is a fictional character in the Fox science fiction television series The X-Files, played by David Duchovny. Mulder's peers consider his (often correct) theories on extraterrestrial activity as spooky and far-fetched. He also has a photographic memory and is red/green colorblind.[2] With his FBI partner Dana Scully, he works in the X-Files office, which is concerned with cases with particularly mysterious or possibly paranormal circumstances that were left unsolved and shelved by the FBI. Mulder was a main character for the first seven seasons, but was limited to a recurring character for the last two seasons.
Mulder made his first appearance in the first season pilot episode, broadcast in 1993. Mulder believes in extraterrestrial unidentified flying objects (UFOs) and a government conspiracy to hide or deny the truth of their existence. Mulder considers the X-Files and the truth behind the supposed conspiracy so important that he has made them the main focus of his life.
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This is a male dominated forum….
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 19, 2014, 09:13:43 AM
10 Dana Scully - 54 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #3 Charles Hussein Castle
 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Scully.jpg)
The Wiki:
Dr. Dana Katherine Scully, B.S., M.D., is a fictional character in the Fox science fiction television series The X-Files. Dana Scully is played by Gillian Anderson. Scully is an FBI agent, partnered with fellow Special Agent Fox Mulder for the first seven seasons, and in the eighth and ninth seasons partnered with John Doggett. In the television series, they work out of a cramped basement office at FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C. to investigate unsolved cases labeled "X-Files"; as of the second film, Scully had left government employment and worked as a surgeon in a private Catholic hospital. In contrast to Mulder's credulous "believer" character, Scully is the skeptic for the first seven seasons, choosing to base her beliefs on what science can prove. She later on becomes a "believer" after Mulder's abduction at the end of season seven.
She has appeared in all but four episodes of The X-Files, and additionally appears in the 20th Century Fox films The X-Files, released in 1998 (sometimes subtitled Fight the Future), and The X-Files: I Want to Believe, released 10 years later. The episodes she does not appear in are "3," "Zero Sum," "Unusual Suspects," and "Travelers." She appears only briefly in "The Gift," in a flashback which reuses footage from a previous episode.
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Without social media, we would not have….
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 20, 2014, 07:30:17 AM
9(Tie) Axe Cop - 56 points
(4 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #3 Pak
 (http://2u7c4247dsfd1ulbj42k419gsze.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/themes/axe-cop-next/images/axecop.png)
The Wiki:
Axe Cop is a webcomic by brothers Malachai Nicolle (age 5 when the series began, now age 9) and Ethan Nicolle (age 29 when the series began). Malachai is responsible for the ideas and stories, while Ethan turns them into comics. The first four comics were drawn in December 2009 and posted to Facebook; the website was not launched until January 2010.
The site also features Ask Axe Cop, a series of comics where Axe Cop responds to questions from readers. The webcomic has been highly praised, leading to a publishing deal with Dark Horse Comics for both a limited online and print run.
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Having two eyes is overrated

Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 20, 2014, 07:31:37 AM
9(Tie) Lt. Frank Columbo - 56 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Goflyblind
 (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZOZIPwS86_c/Ta-iYgufORI/AAAAAAAAAgk/53TbVr7DBBc/s1600/columbo1.jpg)
The Wiki:
Columbo is an American detective mystery television film series (1968–1978, 1989–2003), starring Peter Falk as Columbo, a homicide detective with the Los Angeles Police Department. The character and television show were created by William Link and Richard Levinson. The show popularized the inverted detective story format. Almost every episode begins by showing the commission of the crime and its perpetrator; the series therefore has no "whodunit" element. The plot revolves mainly around how the perpetrator, whose identity is already known to the audience, will finally be caught and exposed.
The title character is a friendly, verbose, disheveled police detective (of Italian descent) who is consistently underestimated by his suspects, who are initially reassured and distracted by his circumstantial speech, then increasingly irritated by his pestering behavior. Despite his unprepossessing appearance and apparent absentmindedness, he shrewdly solves all of his cases and secures all evidence needed for indictment. His formidable eye for detail and relentlessly dedicated approach, though apparent to the viewer, often become clear to the killer only late in the story line.
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The only cop I know in Gotham
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 20, 2014, 07:32:24 AM
8 James Gordon - 59 points
(4 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 RoninFox
 (http://www.gamalive.com/images/fiches/8087-james-gordon.jpg)
The Wiki:
Worthington Gordon is a supporting character in DC Comics' Batman series. Created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane, he first appeared in Detective Comics #27 (May 1939). He was the first Batman supporting character to be introduced. In most incarnations of the Batman mythos, Gordon is the police commissioner of Batman's home of Gotham City. He shares the hero’s deep commitment of ridding the dark and corrupting city of crime. In Golden and Silver age comics and on the 1960s Batman television show, Gordon fully trusts, and is even somewhat dependent on Batman. In most modern stories, he is somewhat skeptical of Batman's vigilante method but recognizes the necessity of Batman and the two have a mutual respect and tacit friendship. He was the husband of Barbara Kean Gordon and Sarah Essen Gordon. Gordon is also the father or adoptive father, depending on the continuity, of Barbara Gordon, the original Batgirl and later Oracle, and James Gordon Jr. Commissioner Gordon is an important part of the Batman mythos and has appeared in most other media adaptations of the character.
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The hottest cop in short shorts
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 20, 2014, 07:33:17 AM
7 Lt. Jim Dangle- 63 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #3 Anais
 (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CivsJEnUnng/TqxdRYDAOdI/AAAAAAAAC7I/EdCIosKLUlM/s1600/reno_dangle_r3.jpg)
The Wiki:
Lt. James "Jim" Dangle is a Lieutenant at the Reno County Sheriff Department. He was born in Arkansas. He was raised by his uncle Frederick after his mother committed suicide and his father abandoned him for his second family in Chicago. Prior to joining the Reno Sheriff's department he was in the Coast Guard. He has a strong interest in musical theater and the arts. Lt. Dangle was married to Debbie, an heiress to a fortune. They divorced so she could marry Leslie who later left her for Jim. Jim and Leslie attempted to marry but were arrested by the other members of the Sheriff's Department as same-sex marriages are illegal in Nevada.
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Repooc Elad TnegA IBF
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 20, 2014, 07:34:39 AM
6 (Tie) FBI Agent Dale Cooper - 64 points
(3 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Charles Hussein Castle
 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/50/Agentdalecooper.jpg)
The Wiki:
FBI Special Agent Dale Bartholomew Cooper, portrayed by Kyle MacLachlan, is a fictional character and the protagonist of the ABC television series Twin Peaks. He briefly appears in the prequel film Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me. Cooper is an eccentric FBI agent who arrives in Twin Peaks in 1989 to investigate the brutal murder of the popular high school student, Laura Palmer, falling in love with the town and gaining a great deal of acceptance within the tightly knit community. He displays an array of quirky mannerisms such as giving a 'thumbs up' when satisfied, sage-like sayings, and distinctive sense of humor along with his love for a good cherry pie and a "damn fine cup of coffee" (which he takes black). One of his most popular habits is recording spoken-word tapes to a mysterious woman called 'Diane' into his microcassette recorder that he always carries with him, that often contain everyday observations and thoughts on his current case.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 20, 2014, 07:35:40 AM
6 (Tie) Judge Dredd - 64 points
(4 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Monsterbrains
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The Wiki:
Judge Joseph Dredd is a fictional character whose comic strip in the British science fiction anthology 2000 AD is the magazine's longest running, having been featured there since its second issue in 1977. Dredd is an American law enforcement officer in a violent city of the future where uniformed Judges are empowered to arrest, sentence, and execute criminals at the scene of crime. The character was created by writer John Wagner and artist Carlos Ezquerra, although Editor Pat Mills also deserves some credit for early development. Judge Dredd is amongst the UK's best known comic characters. So great is the character's name recognition that his name is sometimes invoked over similar issues to those explored by the comic series, such as the police state, authoritarianism, and the rule of law.[2] Judge Dredd was named the Seventh Greatest Comic Character by the British magazine Empire.[3] In 2011, IGN ranked him 35th in the Top 100 Comic Book Heroes.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 20, 2014, 07:36:07 AM
Top 5 Tomorrow Morning! I hope you have enjoyed the list so far!
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: RoninFox on May 20, 2014, 03:38:48 PM
32 Jacques "The Mountie" Rougeau - 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 RoninFox)
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The Wiki:
Jacques Rougeau Jr. (born June 13, 1960) is a retired French-Canadian professional wrestler best known for his appearances in the 1980s and 1990s with the World Wrestling Federation. Rougeau began his career by wrestling under his real name, as part of a tag team with his brother Raymond Rougeau, with whom he is a former WWF Tag Team Champion (albeit unofficially). Later Rougeau began a singles career where he wrestled as The Mountie, winning the Intercontinental Championship once. Later still, he formed the tag team The Quebecers with Pierre Ouellet, and won the Tag Team Championship three more times.
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I got downright giddy when I saw The Mountie make the list, but I was on vacation and only had a couple minutes between visits with family to look at the forum.  I thought for awhile that if he did make the countdown I'd post a clip of a funny promo or something, but there aren't that many good clips of him that I can find, so I'll settle for just putting up this earworm of an entrance theme.

https://www.youtube.com/v/Jc75sS6ya40

I was tempted to include another wrestling police character, but he never entertained me as much as this goofball trying like hell to make his thick French Canadian accent sound threatening as he brandished his "shockstick" and bellowed "I YAM DA MOUNTIE!"

I also love the fact that when him and Pierre started the Quebecers tag team, it was obviously supposed to be The Mounties, and they still wore the red uniforms, but because they were under threat of a defamation suit by the real RCMP they changed the name of the team, and tweaked the lyrics to...well...this.

https://www.youtube.com/v/9CY2XtuxoEI
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 21, 2014, 10:36:52 AM
5 Nicholas Angel - 82 points
(5 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2Darth Geek*
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The Wiki:
Police Inspector Nicholas "Nick" Angel is a main character featured in Hot Fuzz. He was portrayed by Simon Pegg. Nicholas Angel was born and schooled in London. He traced his early interest in police work back to his uncle Derek, who worked as an officer in the Metropolitan Police Service, and who brought the five-year-old Nicholas a police pedal car. He took to it instantly, riding around in it every second he was awake, arresting kids twice his size for littering and spitting. He graduated from Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology, and later graduated into the Metropolitan Police Service after attending Hendon College of Police Training and receiving the Baton of Honour. He displayed great aptitude in field exercises, particularly urban pacification and riot control. During his time at the Met, he integrated himself into the local community, and improved his skills with courses in Advanced Driving, Advanced Cycling and extra-vocational activities such as fencing, judo and chess.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 21, 2014, 10:39:07 AM
4(Tie) URL  - 83 points
(5 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #9 Pak
 (http://theroyalrating.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/url-81.jpg)
The Wiki:
URL (pronounced "Earl") is a peace officer for the New New York Police Department, whose main partner is Smitty. Little is known of URL's past or for that matter present, but he has been seen periodically throughout the series. What is known is that he has worked with the NNYPD since at least 2999 (1ACV01).
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 21, 2014, 10:40:09 AM
4(Tie) John McClane  - 83 points
(5 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Cole
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The Wiki:
John McClane is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Die Hard film series. He is portrayed by Bruce Willis. He is known for his sardonic one-liners, including the famous catchphrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker". John McClane was originally based on the fictional character Detective Joe Leland from Roderick Thorp's bestselling novel, Nothing Lasts Forever, along with another character, Frank Malone from Walter Wager's novel 58 Minutes (later adapted as Die Hard 2) and is somewhat based on and inspired by Dirty Harry.
Die Hard villain Hans Gruber describes him as "just another American.... who thinks he's John Wayne,"[1] to which McClane replies that he "was always partial to Roy Rogers."[2] He is described as being a foul-mouthed, wisecracking, no-nonsense New York cop with an itchy trigger finger and a never-say-die maverick spirit.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 21, 2014, 10:41:03 AM
3 Robocop/Alex Murphy  - 97 points
(8 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Darth*
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The Wiki:
RoboCop is a 1987 American science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven and written by Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner. The film stars Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O'Herlihy, Kurtwood Smith, Miguel Ferrer, and Ronny Cox. Set in a crime-ridden Detroit, Michigan in the near future, RoboCop centers on police officer Alex Murphy (Weller) who is brutally murdered by a gang of criminals and subsequently revived by the malevolent mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products (OCP) as a superhuman cyborg law enforcer known as "RoboCop". RoboCop includes themes regarding the media, gentrification, corruption, authoritarianism, greed, privatization, capitalism, identity, dystopia, and human nature. It received positive reviews and was cited as one of the best films of 1987, spawning a franchise that included merchandise, two sequels, a television series, two animated TV series, a television mini-series, video games and a number of comic book adaptations/crossovers. The film was produced for a relatively modest $13 million.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 21, 2014, 10:42:03 AM
2  Chief Clancy Wiggum  - 122 points
(9 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #4 Quantum Vagina, Pak, and Monsterbrains
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The Wiki:
Chief Clancy Wiggum is a fictional character from the animated television series The Simpsons, voiced by Hank Azaria. He is the chief of police in the show's setting of Springfield. He is the father of Ralph Wiggum and the husband of Sarah Wiggum. The character's comedic value relies heavily on his incompetence and irresponsibility as a police officer, and his laziness and gluttony. Chief Wiggum's more responsible fellow officers Eddie and Lou play the straight men to his shenanigans.
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Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 21, 2014, 10:42:27 AM
Drumroll please....

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 21, 2014, 10:43:18 AM
1 Lt. Frank Drebin- 132 points
(7 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Pak  and Monsterbrains
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The Wiki:
Frank Drebin (full title Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad) is a fictional character in the Police Squad! series and the Naked Gun movies played by Leslie Nielsen.  In 2008, Frank Drebin was selected by Empire Magazine as one of The 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time. In 2000, TV Guide named Drebin to its list of the 25 greatest TV detectives, ranking him # 23. He was also named by UGO.com as one of The 100 Best Heroes of All Time.
 
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: anais.butterfly on May 21, 2014, 10:43:56 AM
And I'm spent.


Hope ya'll enjoyed the list!
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Darth Geek on May 21, 2014, 12:18:55 PM
Good job on the list, Anais.

I am surprised Robocop didn't make #1.


Here is my list:

Top Police Officers


1. Robocop
2. Nicholas Angel (Hott Fuzz)
3. Judge Dredd
4. Bart (Blazing Saddles)
5. Cheif Brody (Jaws)
6. John McClane
7. Fox Mulder
8. Jackie Chan (Rush Hour)
9. Cheif Wiggum (The Simpsons)
10.Comisioner Gordan
11.Charlie Nash (Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li)
12.Lieutenant Harper(Plan 9 From Outer Space)
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Pak-Man on May 21, 2014, 12:34:58 PM
Awesome list, with Drebin on top where he belongs! :^)

1. Frank Drebin (Police Squad)
2. Sam and Max: Freelance Police
3. Axe Cop
4. Police Chief Wiggums (The Simpsons)
5. Cosgrove (Freakazoid)
6. Officer Barbrady (South Park)
7. Robocop
8. Inspector Clouseau (Pink Panther)
9. URL (Futurama)

10. Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
11. Joe Swanson (Family Guy)
12. Dogberry (Much Ado About Nothing)
13. Sony Bonds (Police Quest)
14. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Bonkers)
15. Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead)
16. Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)
17. Barney Fife (Andy Griffith)
18. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (No Country For Old Men)
19. Judge Dredd

20. Officer Dibbles (Top Cat)
21. Dick Tracey
22. Joe Friday (Dragnet)
23. Inspector Gadget
24. McGruff the Crime Dog
25. John McClane (Die Hard)
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: goflyblind on May 21, 2014, 02:01:29 PM
01. Sam Vimes (Discworld novels)
02. Robert Goren (Law & Order: CI)
03. Dana Scully (X-Files)
04. Fox Mulder (X-Files)
05. Columbo (Columbo)
06. Benton Fraser (due South)
07. Frank Drebin (Naked Gun)
08. Alexandra Eames (Law & Order: CI)
09. Karen Pelly (Corner Gas)
10. Amy Santiago (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
11. Ray Vecchio (due South)
12. Nicholas Angel (Hot Fuzz)
13. Olivia Dunham (Fringe)
14. Kate Beckett (Castle)
15. URL (Futurama)
16. Marcus Bell (Elementary)
17. Axel Foley (Beverly Hills Cop)
18. Kevin Ryan (Castle)
19. Danny Butterman (Hot Fuzz)
20. Pep Streebek (Dragnet - movie version)
21. Hooch (Turner & Hooch)
22. John McClane (Die Hard)
23. Nobby Nobbs (Discworld novels)
24. David Bouchard (Bon Cop, Bad Cop)
25. Joe Friday (Dragnet - movie version)
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 21, 2014, 04:51:33 PM
Great work,  Anais.  I'll post my list when the computer comes back from the shop.
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: ColeStratton on May 22, 2014, 01:02:09 PM
Good times! But no love for The Wire? My list…

1.   John McClane (Die Hard)
2.   Lt. Frank Drebin (Police Squad!/Naked Gun)
3.   Raylan Givens (Justified)
4.   Jack Bauer (24)
5.   Wendell “Bud” White (LA Confidential)
6.   Inspector Sledge Hammer (Sledge Hammer!)
7.   Lt. Jim Dangle (Reno 911!)
8.   Chief Clancy Wiggum (The Simpsons)
9.   Nicholas Angel (Hot Fuzz)
10.   Dirty Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry)
11.   Lt. Frank Columbo (Columbo)

12.   Officer Eugene Tackleberry (Police Academy)
13.   Barney Fife (Andy Griffith Show)
14.   William “Bunk” Moreland (The Wire)
15.   John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop)
16.   Detective Sarah Linden (The Killing)
17.   Detective Stephen Holder (The Killing)
18.   Sgt. Al Powell (Die Hard)
19.   Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead)
20.   Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon)
21.   Alex Murphy (Robocop)
22.   Detective Charles Boyle (Brooklyn 99)
23.   Lennie Briscoe (Law & Order)
24.   Hank Schrader (Breaking Bad)
25.   Detective Axel Foley (Beverly Hills Cop)
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Charles Castle on May 23, 2014, 11:48:18 PM
I would post my list, but I seem to have misplaced it. Ah well, I know Agent Dale Cooper was number one for me, Agent Fox Mulder was number 2 and Agent Dana Scully was number 3.

I also had Mitchell in there somewhere. Did Mitchell not make the final list? If not, what a crime.
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 24, 2014, 07:16:36 AM
Mitchell almost made my list, but there were a bunch of guys I had to leave off.  Here's my final list.

1. Marge Gunderson
2. Nick Angel
3. Commissioner Jim Gordon
4. FBI Agent Dale Cooper
5. Inspector Clouseau
6. Robocop   
7. John McClane

8. Gene Hunt (Life on Mars) (If you've never seen the show, watch it!)
9. Terence McDonagh (Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans) (Great movie.  Weird that the studio tried to bill it as a Bad Lieutenant movie though)
10. Inspector Zenigata (Lupin the 3rd) (Yeah, he never catches Lupin for long, but he's still a much better cop than you might think.  His greatest appearance, which goes for all Lupin characters, is Castle of Cogliastro.
11. Inspector Gadget
12. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (No Country For Old Men)
13. Danny Butterfield
14. Chief Clancy Wiggum
15. Axe Cop
16. Harvey Bullock

17. Joe Pi (If you've never read Top Ten, it's probably Alan Moore's funnest and most underrated comic)
18. Boy (the Invisibles) (Another great comic book cop and, sadly, one of the few non-white, non-male cops on my list, as Renee Montoya got shut out in the end).
19. John Garber (The Taking of Pelham One Two Three) (Possibly my favourite final shot in any movie)
20. Barney Fife
21. Cosgrove (Freakazoid)

22. COPS (Kids in the Hall)
https://www.youtube.com/v/XOKIcoJUbOo
https://www.youtube.com/v/YhItXFBRk_Y
https://www.youtube.com/v/cxY0-Qr_l78
23. Cole Phelps (L.A. Noire)
24. Sam Tyler (Life on Mars)
25. Axel Foley
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: goflyblind on May 24, 2014, 07:19:42 AM
OH FUCK I FORGOT THE KIDS IN THE HALL COPS. :angry:
Title: Re: List of Crap: Top 50 Fictional Police Officers (and other law enforcers)
Post by: Charles Castle on May 24, 2014, 12:19:23 PM
Toast fucking?