You......think.......this.......is......slow.....you.......should......have......been.....in.......here.......3....hours.........ago........when....this.......guy....came.....in....and......said......"hmmmm......looks......like....a.....sl.........HEY!......where.......did.....he.....go?.
Let's start with:
A man walks into a bar that is nearly empty. There's a sloth sitting at the bar nursing a drink (as would be expected).
The man sits down beside the sloth and says, "hmm... looks like a slow night."
The sloth replies: