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Title: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 08, 2012, 04:51:31 PM
I'm gonna send out Christmas cards...so anyone who wants their mailbox spiced up this year just send me a personal message with your name and address. 
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 08, 2012, 04:55:38 PM
Do I have to sign up for this? Aren't I already on the list?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 08, 2012, 04:57:15 PM
I could use another to add to my collection 8)
You still have my address right?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 08, 2012, 05:12:06 PM
Yeah, you two are good to go.  I just made them and scheduled them for mailing!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 08, 2012, 05:15:11 PM
:highfive:
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on November 08, 2012, 05:17:40 PM
Me want christmas card. Me send PM. Me talks like Tootie McBones.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 08, 2012, 05:22:13 PM
Ok, you made my list but I still have to "check it twice".
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on November 08, 2012, 05:53:50 PM
Is this just a sneaky way of drumming up business for the post office?

No matter. I will send you my address forthwith.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: goflyblind on November 08, 2012, 05:57:28 PM
are you mailing to canadialand, too?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 08, 2012, 06:07:55 PM
Yeah, I mail to Canadialand.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2012, 06:14:39 PM
Sniff, sniff.  Am I on the list?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on November 08, 2012, 06:18:17 PM
Just Annabelle, I bet.  :D
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 08, 2012, 06:18:33 PM
Yeah, I think ButtRVRfly Industries still has you as a VIP customer.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2012, 06:28:55 PM
Woot!   The dog and I got in!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 08, 2012, 07:33:33 PM
Barnes and Wurwolf, can you send me confirmation of your addresses?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on November 08, 2012, 08:04:26 PM
Sure thing.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: D.B. Barnes on November 08, 2012, 08:09:05 PM
Barnes and Wurwolf, can you send me confirmation of your addresses?

Done and done!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 08, 2012, 11:12:27 PM
Yeah, I think ButtRVRfly Industries still has you as a VIP customer.
And me?? :o
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 09, 2012, 07:18:35 AM
You're like Colonel Sanders or Dave Thomas from Wendy's... just a figurehead for marketing purposes...
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2012, 07:21:50 AM
You're like Colonel Sanders or Dave Thomas from Wendy's... just a figurehead for marketing purposes...
Wait, I thought RVR II was a figurehead for Mexican drug gangs.....
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 09, 2012, 07:23:16 AM
Well yea... that as well. Have you ever smoked some Shirtless Butterfly? that shit will have you kissing God....
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 09, 2012, 07:27:36 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/03/LIKE.jpg)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: k1 on November 09, 2012, 08:23:13 AM
I'll get in on that action.

The Christmas card action.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2012, 08:25:16 AM
I'll get in on that action.

The Christmas card action.

Come on, we know you meant the mexican drugs............

Maybe I can talk you into my Walter White stuff.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 09, 2012, 11:31:53 AM
Ok, I scheduled 27 cards for mailing!  Not all 27 are going to Forum members.  I think 7 are.  I sent one to Rifftrax Headquarters.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 09, 2012, 11:32:43 AM
Keep the addresses coming!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on November 09, 2012, 11:34:32 AM
Wait, isn't this November 9?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 09, 2012, 11:36:09 AM
Yeah, but I can schedule them in advance....they won't be mailed until December 14 or so.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on November 09, 2012, 11:37:04 AM
Wow, I'm glad you said, because I would be checking the mail constantly and wondering why we didn't get your card.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 09, 2012, 11:37:36 AM
Go to amazingmail.com

Refer my email address stonerkyle at mac dot com   
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2012, 12:08:53 PM
Gee, that is very nice, thank you.

Now I wonder what Christmas things I can do for this place (well, besides determining elections by voting and making Walter White stuff).........perhaps pizza and a movie to the people in the area?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 09, 2012, 12:23:50 PM
What's the deadline for getting on the mailing list...?

I'd love to exchange some x-mas cards with you crazy bastards (and bitches, no offense Wurwolf)... but I might be purchasing a new home and moving at the end of this month... so not sure on the mailing address.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on November 09, 2012, 12:25:30 PM
What's the deadline for getting on the mailing list...?

I'd love to exchange some x-mas cards with you crazy bastards (and bitches, no offense Wurwolf)... but I might be purchasing a new home and moving at the end of this month... so not sure on the mailing address.

None taken!  :D
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2012, 12:25:40 PM
Where are you moving? They could send them to me and I can drop them off as long as you're not moving to much furth away from where I am.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 09, 2012, 12:30:32 PM
only a few miles away... bigger house, closer to the kids school.. and slightly closer to work.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2012, 12:31:29 PM
Chesterfield then?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 09, 2012, 12:35:43 PM
nope... south actually.. house is in Warren... Masonic / Chicago Rd area. We are sending the kids to St.Anne Catholic (my wife won that argument)... And the house kind of just fell into our laps. Roughly the same price we paid for our current house 10 years ago, but over twice as large.... and we got one of dem fancy swimmin pools in the backyard!

I'm sure I'll share pics and whatnot on the old facebook after closing.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 09, 2012, 12:39:48 PM
God, you'll be my in-law's neighbours then. You'll see a stout man who looks like Burt Ward run to fat walking what looks like a small polar bear every once in a while.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 09, 2012, 12:45:55 PM
No deadline for me...except maybe before Christmas.  I don't know about anyone else.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: AmandaGal on November 10, 2012, 03:54:13 AM
Me want christmas card. Me send PM. Me talks like Tootie McBones.

You're invoking my dog and I don't even post here anymore :-D
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 10, 2012, 04:50:16 AM
Me want christmas card. Me send PM. Me talks like Tootie McBones.

You're invoking my dog and I don't even post here anymore :-D
Well look who came back! :o
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 10, 2012, 05:15:05 AM
Her Tootie Sense was tingling...
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: AmandaGal on November 10, 2012, 08:32:08 PM
I actually accidentally clicked on the bookmark to the Rifftrax forum and found out it's not blocked at work anymore.  Woo!

Imagine my surprise when the second thread I read mentioned Tootie!  Maybe I do have a Tootie sense.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 10, 2012, 08:40:00 PM
I actually accidentally clicked on the bookmark to the Rifftrax forum and found out it's not blocked at work anymore.  Woo!

So that means you'll be stopping by here more often?? :o
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: AmandaGal on November 11, 2012, 04:55:28 PM
Maybe so...until they find out where I'm wasting my time and block it again, hehe.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Starman! on November 11, 2012, 05:01:30 PM
Is it too late to join the list? I like receiving cards. I don't like making them, but I like receiving them.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 11, 2012, 05:04:46 PM
Not too late until Santa is drinking your whiskey!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 11, 2012, 05:15:09 PM
Not too late until Santa is drinking your whiskey!
Speaking of.. Can we ship liquor in the mail yet ???
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2012, 05:16:23 PM
Not too late until Santa is drinking your whiskey!
Speaking of.. Can we ship liquor in the mail yet ???


Yes, you can personally mail anything in a plain package.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 11, 2012, 05:17:44 PM
Not too late until Santa is drinking your whiskey!
Speaking of.. Can we ship liquor in the mail yet ???


Yes, you can personally mail anything in a plain package.
And You can mail me a gallon of your home brew DEAL?? 8)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Bob on November 14, 2012, 08:14:45 AM
Oh, I'll mail him something...........
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 14, 2012, 08:31:22 AM
Oh, I'll mail him something...........
:scared: :speechless:
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on November 21, 2012, 07:19:17 AM
I too would like to send out Christmas cards. I did it many years ago but then everything fell apart and I just kind of stopped. Now that APGIL and I have our own house, I'd like to pick it up again. Kind of like "Greetings from stately Wayne manor!" sort of thing.

So, if you'd like a Christmas card from us, please PM me your (real) name and address! I already have DB's address, but Tripe, Im, JC and SpicyRVRlover, I lost yours in the move.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2012, 07:23:57 AM
Rectified.

Also kicking myself I didn't have these made into cards this year:

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7142/6441084785_84a93f8d69_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tripehoundredux/6441084785/)
Santa Karlse (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tripehoundredux/6441084785/) by Nicholas Rowley (http://www.flickr.com/people/tripehoundredux/)

What better way to celebrate the victory of Internationalist Communism at the last election. ;)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on November 21, 2012, 07:55:53 AM
There should be Krampus Christmas cards. Are there?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2012, 07:59:22 AM
At Zazzle there are (http://www.zazzle.com/krampus_is_the_reason_for_the_season_greeting_card-137568100539105384)

And here (http://shirt.woot.com/offers/greetings-from-krampus-10-pack-greeting-cards)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on November 21, 2012, 08:04:20 AM
I found this one (http://www.redbubble.com/people/ixelcoatl/works/9553557-little-krampus?p=greeting-card) on Red Bubble; I like the inclusion of the kid in the barrel.

(http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.12836943.3557/papergc,441x415,w,ffffff.2.jpg)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2012, 08:05:29 AM
None of them quite capture how I see Krampus though (and I think people know I have a pretty detailed personal conceptualization of him) :)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: goflyblind on November 21, 2012, 08:29:14 AM
krampus wrapping paper: http://www.skepticalrobot.com/krampus-gift-wrap/
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2012, 08:31:53 AM
Krampus tree ornament:

(http://img0.etsystatic.com/001/0/6287105/il_570xN.354730880_8rge.jpg) (http://www.etsy.com/listing/103913810/krampus-ornament)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2012, 04:12:22 PM
And now there's only three left of that one as I bought one, it's not a Krampus Puppet but I might have to make that myself. :)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on November 24, 2012, 10:15:02 AM
I MIGHT be sending out bags of Baker's candies this year too...we'll see how much Christmas pisses me off at work.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on November 24, 2012, 10:20:49 AM
I MIGHT be sending out bags of Baker's candies this year too...we'll see how much Christmas pisses me off at work.
:o
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: k1 on December 17, 2012, 01:10:33 PM
Got your card in the mail today! Thanks!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Starman! on December 17, 2012, 06:50:12 PM
I think I forgot to thank you for the card so thanks! I got it about a month ago.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2012, 06:56:37 PM
Got your card in the mail today! Thanks!

Me too, Danke
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on December 18, 2012, 03:19:20 PM
I wonder what my touchdown ham man would think if I got a Chistmas card from Hard Harry Hard On

Love the name by the way
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 18, 2012, 04:07:56 PM
Well that's not my Christian name.  I correspond under the name Harold Hardonski.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on December 19, 2012, 06:50:26 AM
Hey Stiffy boy, still no card from you, do I need to send Patricia after you?

She'd really like you to come out and visit incidentally. :)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Bob on December 19, 2012, 07:02:57 AM
Maybe the Detroit Tigers stopped all the mail...........
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: k1 on December 19, 2012, 02:42:45 PM
Maybe the Detroit Tigers stopped all the mail...........


Cabrera's defense isn't THAT good.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on December 19, 2012, 02:49:18 PM
As we discovered...
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 19, 2012, 03:57:47 PM
Hey Stiffy boy, still no card from you, do I need to send Patricia after you?

She'd really like you to come out and visit incidentally. :)

I should be coming.  It comes in a red envelope.
I would definitely come up some time if I could.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 20, 2012, 05:14:39 PM
Hey Stiffy boy, still no card from you, do I need to send Patricia after you?

She'd really like you to come out and visit incidentally. :)

I should be coming.  It comes in a red envelope.

Thanks for the card, fuckface.

And way to not deliver on the candy.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 20, 2012, 05:48:45 PM
Hey Stiffy boy, still no card from you, do I need to send Patricia after you?

She'd really like you to come out and visit incidentally. :)

I should be coming.  It comes in a red envelope.

Thanks for the card, fuckface.

And way to not deliver on the candy.

I like you DB...like...I like you DB!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 20, 2012, 06:58:24 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if I express mailed you chocolates tomorrow?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on December 20, 2012, 07:12:25 PM
Do it.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Lembach on December 21, 2012, 12:03:17 PM
I got my card yesterday! Love the artwork. I was moved to tears.  ;D
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 21, 2012, 03:43:46 PM
It's pretty epic.  I am emotionally drained.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on December 21, 2012, 04:14:43 PM
I can think of no other design that would better encapsulate the true meaning of Xmas; though if one of the elements was increased in number by one, that might make it even more sanctified.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 22, 2012, 06:47:46 PM
Ok Bitches fellas, I just printed out labels for sending out chocolates....Jesus Jeez....you're taking all my money....fuck yikes!

One of these delivery confirmation barcodes is yours, I'm too lazy hung-over to match them with the person so fuck off have a neat day.  Enjoy your chocolates!  Merry Christmas!

9405509699939398564057
9405509699939398564064
9405509699939398564088
9405509699939398564101
9405509699939398564095
9405509699939398564071
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: k1 on December 27, 2012, 10:13:16 AM
The chocolates show up today! Thanks!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 27, 2012, 02:28:03 PM
Hooray!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on December 27, 2012, 02:58:38 PM
The chocolates show up today! Thanks!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Starman! on December 27, 2012, 07:05:33 PM
Hey, chocolates! Thank you very much!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Lembach on December 28, 2012, 04:16:55 AM
Hey! I'm the birthday boy and I didn't get chocolates!  :'(
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 28, 2012, 05:09:06 AM
It says you got them at 10:09 am, so I don't know who to believe.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Lembach on December 28, 2012, 05:55:01 AM
It says you got them at 10:09 am, so I don't know who to believe.

Nada. Neither front door nor mailbox. :'(
Seriously, I thought you were joking until I saw the tracking number just now.
Jeez....I hate calling USPS....
Thanks for the thought, though.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 28, 2012, 10:59:41 AM
It says you got them at 10:09 am, so I don't know who to believe.

Nada. Neither front door nor mailbox. :'(
Seriously, I thought you were joking until I saw the tracking number just now.
Jeez....I hate calling USPS....
Thanks for the thought, though.

Hmmm, maybe it'll show up.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Lembach on December 28, 2012, 03:46:56 PM
So, as soon as I get done navigating the USPS labyrinth of robotic routing, and having a supervisor initiate an investigation, my roommate calls offer pizza. I offhandedly mention the aforementioned details and he says he has the package beside him in his truck.  ::)

Thank you, dude. I can't believe you really did that!
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 29, 2012, 10:54:39 AM
I figured it'd show up.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Starman! on December 30, 2012, 09:41:58 AM
May I just say that these chocolates are amazing? It's a local place, right?
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on December 30, 2012, 10:17:40 AM
Yeah, they are located in a town of 500 people just down the road from where I work.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Lembach on December 30, 2012, 01:11:58 PM
I agree. They are terrific. Love the raspberry ones, especially.  :D
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 31, 2012, 05:18:23 PM
Hey Stiffy boy, still no card from you, do I need to send Patricia after you?

She'd really like you to come out and visit incidentally. :)

I should be coming.  It comes in a red envelope.

Thanks for the card, fuckface.

And way to not deliver on the candy.

I like you DB...like...I like you DB!

Hey numbnuts, the chocolates were fucking delicious.

(http://i.imgur.com/R0zyU.gif)
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on January 03, 2013, 10:38:31 PM
Step 1:  Buy the chocolates
Step 2:  Insert poison
Step 3:  Mail them
Step 4:  Make sure victims eat them
Step 5:  Touch myself
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: wurwolf on January 03, 2013, 10:41:42 PM
Let's be honest, step 5 was going to happen no matter what.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on January 03, 2013, 10:48:47 PM
True.  I just need a reason I guess.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Tripe on January 04, 2013, 07:41:19 AM
Step 1:  Buy the chocolates
Step 2:  Insert poison
Step 3:  Mail them
Step 4:  Make sure victims eat them
Step 5:  Touch myself

Well, I'll miss my new neighbours but I've never been so happy about being a regifter.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: bta on January 04, 2013, 04:16:34 PM
True.  I just need a reason I guess.

I pity you.

Your pity is like a box of chocolates to me.
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: Pak-Man on January 04, 2013, 05:44:19 PM
Well we all need a reason. It'd be kind of a strange activity if there weren't the underlying motivation...
Title: Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
Post by: RVR II on January 06, 2013, 07:01:10 PM
Oh Hai Christmas Card sitting in my 3 week stack of mail :o