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Title: Taken 2
Post by: Raefire on June 21, 2012, 05:41:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/VpaT8NzkLgE

Somehow it's not called Taken Again. What the hell, Hollywood?
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: goflyblind on June 21, 2012, 05:42:47 PM
electric boogaloo.
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Tripe on June 21, 2012, 08:10:58 PM
"So guys, glad you could all make it to the funeral, what say we all go get our collective arses booted by a super tough Irish pensioner? It seemed to have worked out for the blokes in front of me, who's with me eh?"
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Relaxing Dragon on June 21, 2012, 11:01:39 PM
Presenting 100+ comments of alternate title suggestions: http://badassdigest.com/2012/06/21/taken-too.-retaken.-taken-out-the-trash.-are-you-taken-to-me/

And also this:
(http://cf.badassdigest.com/_uploads/images/this-is-dog-vs-taken-meme.jpg)
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Russell on June 21, 2012, 11:23:07 PM
Directed by Oliver Megatron?! Wow! Awesome!!! Oh wait... it's Oliver MEGATON... dammit my eyes suck!

Let me guess... I'm guessin those guys... won't have their revenge and by the end they will all know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Tripe on June 22, 2012, 03:58:05 AM
"Looking forward to Taken 5; Where's the Fecking Cat?" - Ann
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Russell on June 22, 2012, 06:56:36 AM
"Looking forward to Taken 5; Where's the Fecking Cat?" - Ann
Or the Upcoming Taken Tag Tournament.
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: doggans on June 22, 2012, 08:28:22 AM
Taken 8: Anybody Seen My Keys?
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: goflyblind on June 22, 2012, 08:30:59 AM
taken 9: where's that damned phone charger?
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Tripe on June 22, 2012, 08:36:50 AM
Taken 10: Old Man Shoots At Clouds
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: gavind on June 22, 2012, 09:24:58 AM
First they take their daughter, now, they're comming for him! Can't wait to see this. The trailer looks like non of his friends were helping him.   :o
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: a pretty girl is like on June 22, 2012, 01:00:32 PM
Whatchu Taken About, Liam?
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 24, 2012, 06:32:41 PM
I just I realized how to defeat Liam in those films: make sure where ever he is at the time of kidnapping his family has shitty reception.

"I have a... set of... if I find--" *dialtone*
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Starman! on June 24, 2012, 06:47:12 PM
I liked the first film enough even though there's no way in hell those girls were die-hard U2 fans. Trust me, I know my people.
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Rainbow Dash on June 24, 2012, 09:14:36 PM
Without looking it up, can anyone remember the name of Liam Neeson's character?

Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 24, 2012, 09:50:13 PM
John Taken
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Starman! on June 25, 2012, 04:05:01 AM
Um....Is it Liam Neeson?
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Tripe on June 25, 2012, 04:14:41 AM
Séamus O'Snarlsalot?
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Starman! on June 25, 2012, 04:19:24 AM
Did you guys know that Liam Neeson has one of the biggest penises is Hollywood?

www.neesoncock.com
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: MontyServo on June 25, 2012, 04:21:04 AM
Did you guys know that Liam Neeson has is one of the biggest penises is Hollywood?

I keed I keed!  Liam may be a fine fellow for all I know.

And his character's name was Joe McExSpyGuy.
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: goflyblind on June 25, 2012, 04:25:41 AM
John Taken

*ahem* it's john fucking taken.
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: MontyServo on June 25, 2012, 04:27:25 AM
John Taken

It was going to be that but that name was already taken.   :rimshot:
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Tripe on June 25, 2012, 04:38:42 AM
John Taken

*ahem* it's john fucking taken.
Well on his birth certificate sure, and when he was little and his mum was angry with him. He tends to go by John F. Taken these days.
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 25, 2012, 11:52:55 AM
John Taken

It was going to be that but that name was already taken.   :rimshot:

Just like that movie, Taken

http://www.youtube.com/v/rzUIK7u_S3Y
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Kete on June 25, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
Trailer doesn't look horrible.  My biggest complaint is that they just had to do the phone call thing again.

By the way....why do they call him the bullet dodger?
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: ZJ on June 25, 2012, 10:33:39 PM
Without looking it up, can anyone remember the name of Liam Neeson's character?

his wife was lainey.  ummmm was it Bri? 
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Russell on June 26, 2012, 12:30:13 AM
The third installment will just be a joke at this point, a 2 minute short where Liam Neeson gets the call and he says "Don't fuck wit me if you vant to live"... Bad guys return kidnapped daughter/mother/granddaughter, long lost stepdaughter, the end.
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2012, 04:24:46 AM
Given the trajectory of female relatives thus far seen, wouldn't the third film feature the kidnapping of his mother or similar?

"Now, you listen to me and you listen good; you'll be bringing back me Auntie Siobhan or I will find you ..."
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: goflyblind on June 26, 2012, 05:21:37 AM
he was in battleship, wasn't he? the next movie'll be a crossover: "i don't know who you are, but i have a very special set of skill--what? you sunk my submarine? damn you!"
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: D.B. Barnes on July 06, 2012, 12:47:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/cX_4Jq_cGBo?version=3&hl=en_US

Oooooh, he does the phone call thing again.
Title: Re: Taken 2
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2012, 01:19:24 PM
I like the phone thing.....it works great for him.