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Title: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Invader_quirk on February 01, 2012, 06:54:53 PM
I've recently discovered a sickening and disappointing activity. Here's the game, and it is a SAD SAD game. Head over to DeviantArt.com (http://DeviantArt.com) and search for "[your name] the hedgehog". YOU WILL FIND IT. It will probably be awful. Post it here.

Here's mine, Tracy the Hedgehog. Of course there are no male Tracy the Hedgehogs. >.>
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/227/0/3/tracy_the_hedgehog_by_feara_blaze-d46nef7.png)
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Asbestos Bill on February 01, 2012, 07:01:45 PM
Tristan the Hedgehog:
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/042/7/a/7a008e758235ecce.png)

or:
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/304/d/3/Tristan_the_Hedgehog_by_dark_link666.png)
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Asbestos Bill on February 01, 2012, 07:09:36 PM
This is the essence of DeviantArt:

(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs11/PRE/i/2006/214/3/b/Untitled_the_Hedgehog_SA_Style_by_deathmetal99.jpg)
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on February 01, 2012, 07:22:36 PM
I got a girlyman Hedgehog :-\
(http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss52/DoctorWho99/MattthehedgehogbyAinaShadox.jpg)
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Darth Geek on February 01, 2012, 07:47:05 PM
What? No way. That's redicul....goddammit!

Ryan the Hedgehog:
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/173/6/8/Ryan_by_ShoJoJim.png)
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/190/8/a/Ryan_the_Hedgehog_card_by_ArlinRenamon.jpg)
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Scribblesense on February 01, 2012, 08:27:04 PM
Heh, fan art is always fun in my opinion. Except for this:

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/113/8/4/kenny_the_coyote_by_indigomesi-d3eocm9.png)

Sigh. Fuck you, South Park.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Invader_quirk on February 01, 2012, 08:30:50 PM
Heh, fan art is always fun in my opinion. Except for this:

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/113/8/4/kenny_the_coyote_by_indigomesi-d3eocm9.png)

Sigh. Fuck you, South Park.

And that's... Kenny Prower? Shouldn't he have a chaos emerald jutting out of his neck or be impaled on a save pole or something?

EDIT: Dammit, is he a fox or a hedgehog?! He has quills and a fox tail.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Scribblesense on February 01, 2012, 08:38:58 PM
Heh, fan art is always fun in my opinion. Except for this:

Sigh. Fuck you, South Park.

And that's... Kenny Prower? Shouldn't he have a chaos emerald jutting out of his neck or be impaled on a save pole or something?

EDIT: Dammit, is he a fox or a hedgehog?! He has quills and a fox tail.

Coyote, apparently. Also!

(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/252/2/6/nngss___kenny_the_hedgehog_by_jose_uzumaki-d2yehym.jpg)

Did not know that Kenny was a girl's name too. You learn a couple new things everyday. Some of them are terrifying.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Invader_quirk on February 01, 2012, 08:54:08 PM
The hand holding her arm is another left hand.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Coragale on February 01, 2012, 09:10:12 PM
Feel the wrist-slitting action of... CODY THE HEDGEHOG.

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/323/5/d/__cody___by_bluiezuie-d336ubs.png)
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 02, 2012, 12:24:33 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ben the Hedgehog, shown here in four different craptacular incarnations.  I have decided to include the actual captions beneath them, unedited and without comment, because I want the world to share in my pain.

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2009/342/a/5/Ben_the_hedgehog_by_bigsmash.jpg)

Quote from: ~bigsmash
My first made up character is Ben the hedgehog


(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/124/6/3/Ben_The_Hedgehog_by_Benthehedgehog3.jpg)

Quote from: ~Benthehedgehog3
Thats me am ben the hedgehog.Don't i look hot and cute.Don't worry am single XD


(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/046/c/a/Ben_the_hedgehog_by_EmoManic.jpg)

Quote from: ~EmoManic
Name: Ben
Age: Unnkown
Gender: Male
Species: Hedgehog
Ability: Flying, Flame thrower
Likes: Emo,Fire,Lihgting,WarmAwsome people.
DisLikes: Art theives, Brats,Mean People, Jerks


(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/211/8/8/Ben_the_Hedgehog_by_OuranTwinsGirl.png)

Quote from: OuranTwinsGirl
THIS IS BEN!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GAY!!!!!!!!!!! HIS BOYFRIEND IS SILENT THE BAT WHO BELONGS 2 (http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/n/anterierosetta.gif?2) AND YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!! MORE ABOUT HIM LATER!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go crawl into the shower and cry for a while.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Invader_quirk on February 02, 2012, 10:40:21 AM
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2009/342/a/5/Ben_the_hedgehog_by_bigsmash.jpg)

Quote from: ~bigsmash
My first made up character is Ben the hedgehog

Ah, the old "I can't draw hands worth crap so instead of getting some practice with them, I'll have my character awkwardly holding them behind him like Morpheus at all times" trick. Well played.

Ben here seems blissfully unaware that he has snapped his left ankle at some point and his foot is flopping freely. PCP, I'm guessing.

Quote
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/124/6/3/Ben_The_Hedgehog_by_Benthehedgehog3.jpg)

Quote from: ~Benthehedgehog3
Thats me am ben the hedgehog.Don't i look hot and cute.Don't worry am single XD
I think I may have some idea why Ben is single, and it isn't just the inexplicable beak.

Quote
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/211/8/8/Ben_the_Hedgehog_by_OuranTwinsGirl.png)

Quote from: OuranTwinsGirl
THIS IS BEN!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GAY!!!!!!!!!!! HIS BOYFRIEND IS SILENT THE BAT WHO BELONGS 2 (http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/n/anterierosetta.gif?2) AND YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!! MORE ABOUT HIM LATER!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wait with bated breath. AND YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go crawl into the shower and cry for a while.

Not safe there either, I'm afraid.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/204/b/d/Shower____by_AinaShadox.jpg)
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Asbestos Bill on February 02, 2012, 10:42:33 AM
Ben here seems blissfully unaware that he has snapped his left ankle at some point and his foot is flopping freely. PCP, I'm guessing.

Either that or it's neo-cubist
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: RoninFox on February 02, 2012, 11:11:18 AM
Mine ended up being a wolf too.

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/290/6/b/james_the_wolf_by_shadow_kissedvamp-d4d67sy.png)

Apparently James the Wolf is a tall dark charmer who likes fliring, women, and evil things.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Invader_quirk on February 02, 2012, 11:18:17 AM
Mine ended up being a wolf too.

Are you sure you wouldn't rather use
(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/273/a/4/james_the_hedgehog_by_a5l-d4bdg8v.jpg)
James the Hedgehog?!

He uses his mother's lightning attacks and his father Melax's darkness. Seems like a no-brainer to me.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: spaceforarent on February 02, 2012, 11:32:01 AM
I think I'm doing it wrong

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/219/c/d/birthday___matt_the_hedgehog_by_jose_ramiro-d45tjgt.jpg)

Using my nickname, I present: Scooter the Hedgehog
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/032/8/e/__intro___scooter_cx_by_x_x_mick_kay_x_x-d38kxs4.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/v/FxaSWUGtlGE?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 02, 2012, 12:16:05 PM
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/046/c/a/Ben_the_hedgehog_by_EmoManic.jpg)

Quote from: ~EmoManic
Name: Ben
Age: Unnkown
Gender: Male
Species: Hedgehog
Ability: Flying, Flame thrower
Likes: Emo,Fire,Lihgting,WarmAwsome people.
DisLikes: Art theives, Brats,Mean People, Jerks

Getting back to this, I like how he includes both "mean people" AND "jerks" in his "DisLikes."
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Coragale on February 02, 2012, 07:30:12 PM
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/046/c/a/Ben_the_hedgehog_by_EmoManic.jpg)

Quote from: ~EmoManic
Name: Ben
Age: Unnkown
Gender: Male
Species: Hedgehog
Ability: Flying, Flame thrower
Likes: Emo,Fire,Lihgting,WarmAwsome people.
DisLikes: Art theives, Brats,Mean People, Jerks

Getting back to this, I like how he includes both "mean people" AND "jerks" in his "DisLikes."


DisLikes! The evil super villain Who Dis's the things you Like on Facebook. What a mean jerk.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Pak-Man on February 02, 2012, 11:15:14 PM
You're right. This is sad. :^)

(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/176/2/4/Jeff_The_Hedgehog_by_CholaBabi.jpg)

I also have:

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/083/f/f/Jeff___Jeffery___the_Hedgehog_by_acaunkst.jpg)

Name: Jeff “Jeffery” the Hedgehog (Yes Jeffery is his real name if used he thinks he is in trouble)
Height: 4’15”

Age: 17
Species: Hedgehog

Likes: Being looked up to as a “big brother” and hanging out with his girlfriend Holly the Cat, and ruffling Evan’s feathers just for the fun of it and his Uncle Eddy.

Dislikes: Fire the Hedgehog and Dr. Qwerty

Rival: Prince Evan Sinclair

Bio: He knew Holly for a long time. During a scuffle with his hated enemy Fire the Hedgehog, he heard a cry for help and he saved a teal looking hedgehog named Turbo. When Turbo asked if he could stay with him Jeff agreed. He doesn’t like Dr Qwerty because of what he did to his uncle by turning into a robot. He knows that Turbo looks up to him and he tries not to set a bad example for him. He loves to hang out with his girlfriend Holly. He would lay down his life to save her and/or Turbo if the situation arises. Even Evan knows this the only reason why Jeff is second in command is he is not as tactical as Evan is when encaged in battle but he is still trusted by Evan even though he ruffles his feathers from
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Asbestos Bill on February 03, 2012, 08:44:06 AM
I think I'm doing it wrong

Surely there's a Matthew the Hedgehog...

*checks*

Yup:
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/159/b/5/Matthew_by_RadioactiveSoda.jpg)


You're a classy dude. SO CLASSY that your monocle is chained directly to your fob watch.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: AmazingThor on February 10, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
God help us all...

There were dozens of Zach the Hedgehogs. Here is perhaps the least offensive:
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/144/d/c/Zach_the_Hedgehog_by_KevinLover12.jpg)

and definitely the most offensive:
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/223/3/4/Zach_the_Hedgehog_by_zarathehedgehog.jpg)
Yes, this little bastard plays the triple-necked guitar and apparently has a longer family history than I do.
Thank you, internet... :'(
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: jasimon1 on February 11, 2012, 06:44:36 PM
Considering Jennifer the hedgehog could have gone to a very a different place, I don't find this too bad.

(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/220/7/f/jennifer_the_hedgehog_by_cutielizzy-d45xh79.png)
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Coragale on February 14, 2012, 03:14:12 PM
Considering Jennifer the hedgehog could have gone to a very a different place, I don't find this too bad.

(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/220/7/f/jennifer_the_hedgehog_by_cutielizzy-d45xh79.png)

Not nearly as sexy as Tracy the Hedgehog.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Dim of the Yard on February 15, 2012, 09:14:15 AM
Alex the Hedgehog

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The artist actually had to update her info about this picture and add "LOL this isn't Amy Rose. See, she has one red eye!" Oh, creativity.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The bloody tears are just plain hilarious, as far as I'm concerned.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
SPARKLES!

"Alex" is a fairly common name, so I wasn't surprised to see a fair amount of so-named hedgehogs. On the plus side, "Dim the Hedgehog" happens to be one of those search strings that returns absolutely nothi--OH WHAT THE HELL, DEVIANTART?!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Created by artist Dim the Hedgehog. You sure showed me, DeviantArt.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dim the Cyborg Vampier (sic). So that second picture of Alex the Hedgehog I posted? I can totally relate.

... And because I feel really bad, an antidote found under the search for "Alex the Hedgehog." This, I think, is just a legitimately adorable piece. No spoiler, because D'AWWWW!!!

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/039/2/2/sonic_the_hedgehog_by_xanderthurteen-d4p1530.jpg)
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Steve-O on February 21, 2012, 03:14:06 PM
Steve-O the Hedgehog and... ummm... Vanilla.

(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/216/e/3/setting_the_mood_by_moon_phantom-d45gxp5.jpg)

Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Invader_quirk on February 22, 2012, 01:59:13 PM
Ok, this thread should be put under quarantine now...  :speechless:


What have I done...
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Dim of the Yard on February 22, 2012, 03:13:20 PM
Steve-O the Hedgehog and... ummm... Vanilla.

[image went here]

Jesus Christ.

... Hmmm...

(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/006/4/c/tails____i__m_jesus____by_zen_the_hedgehog-d36ks2n.jpg)

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs30/i/2008/142/6/f/Jesus_Vs__Sonic_The_Hedgehog_by_theblackdudewhodraws.jpg)

... Yep.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Coragale on February 22, 2012, 04:47:32 PM
I'm REALLY happy that my search for Hmmm the Hedgehog didn't turn up any results.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Invader_quirk on June 12, 2012, 09:40:18 PM
Sorry to dig up this thread, but back when this thread was still a happening hangout, we looked up "Hitler the Hedgehog"... which exists. Just about the only name that hadn't been made into a hedgehog was Joseph Stalin. I set out to rectify that oversight and forgot about it until now. I proudly present to you Joseph Stalin the Hedgehog.

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/162/0/5/joseph_stalin_the_hedgehog_by_invader_quirk-d5343ev.jpg)
Quickly colored by Asbestos_Bill
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Darth Geek on June 13, 2012, 05:59:25 AM
Sorry to dig up this thread, but back when this thread was still a happening hangout, we looked up "Hitler the Hedgehog"... which exists. Just about the only name that hadn't been made into a hedgehog was Joseph Stalin. I set out to rectify that oversight and forgot about it until now. I proudly present to you Joseph Stalin the Hedgehog.

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/162/0/5/joseph_stalin_the_hedgehog_by_invader_quirk-d5343ev.jpg)
Quickly colored by Asbestos_Bill
Pbbt, don't lie. You didn't forget, you were just stallin'.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: goflyblind on June 13, 2012, 06:12:10 AM
Sorry to dig up this thread, but back when this thread was still a happening hangout, we looked up "Hitler the Hedgehog"... which exists. Just about the only name that hadn't been made into a hedgehog was Joseph Stalin. I set out to rectify that oversight and forgot about it until now. I proudly present to you Joseph Stalin the Hedgehog.

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/162/0/5/joseph_stalin_the_hedgehog_by_invader_quirk-d5343ev.jpg)
Quickly colored by Asbestos_Bill
Pbbt, don't lie. You didn't forget, you were just stallin'.

yes, but taking his time is better than rushin' along.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: Coragale on June 13, 2012, 10:09:46 AM
Stop it, you guys. These jokes are all bolshevik.
Title: Re: Plague of Hedgehogs
Post by: goflyblind on June 13, 2012, 10:24:01 AM
Stop it, you guys. These jokes are all bolshevik.

never! we'll keep pushkin and pushkin.