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Title: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
Post by: anais.jude on January 17, 2012, 08:35:44 AM
What would you use a TARDIS for?



I would use it to feed Snooky to a crocodile on a sweeps episode of Jersey Shore
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on January 17, 2012, 08:58:48 AM
I would use it to prevent the birth of Charlie Sheen.  I am sick of hearing stupid people quote him thinking it makes them cool.
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 17, 2012, 09:23:06 AM
I would drop off Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Auschwitz 1944. Deny that, fucker!
Title: Re: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
Post by: anais.jude on January 17, 2012, 10:53:22 AM
I'd smuggle drugs. Lots and lots and lots of drugs.  Probably Mexicans too.  Build a fence around that, motherfuckers.


Oh you think I will let you take over my turf? La Conejita don't play that
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Post by: anais.jude on January 17, 2012, 10:53:48 AM
If I had a TARDIS I would kidnap David Tennant
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Post by: Danecho1967 on January 17, 2012, 11:56:09 AM
I'd help criminals and drug dealers retire to someplace very sunny.  Someplace very, very sunny.  Like, say, the sun.
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on January 17, 2012, 11:56:54 AM
If I had a TARDIS I would kidnap David Tennant

I'd kidnap Peter Davison

http://www.youtube.com/v/C-HsqArxhWU?version=3&hl=en_US
Title: Re: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
Post by: anais.jude on January 17, 2012, 02:58:53 PM
I'd help criminals and drug dealers retire to someplace very sunny.  Someplace very, very sunny.  Like, say, the sun.

 :D
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Post by: Invader_quirk on January 17, 2012, 08:11:57 PM
I'd stop the evil cretin who invented Arsenio Hall.
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 18, 2012, 06:01:00 AM
If I hade a Tardis, I would give it to Tardy (the turtle from Greg the Bunny). Just because it's funny.
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 18, 2012, 09:45:07 AM
I would take it to high crime areas, and right when someone tires to get in to call the Police about a crime, dissapear.
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Post by: Danecho1967 on January 18, 2012, 10:10:19 AM
Being a history freak, I'd use it to observe a variety of historical events.  The actual battle at Thermopylae, that kind of thing.  I wouldn't interact, I'd just watch.  However, I might pick up a souvenir or two, like one of the first-run prints of the Declaration of Independence.

I dunno, but I think it might be pretty handy for picking up women too.  Nerdy ones, anyway.  :)
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on January 18, 2012, 10:18:27 AM
Being a history freak, I'd use it to observe a variety of historical events.  The actual battle at Thermopylae, that kind of thing.  I wouldn't interact, I'd just watch.  However, I might pick up a souvenir or two, like one of the first-run prints of the Declaration of Independence.

I dunno, but I think it might be pretty handy for picking up women too.  Nerdy ones, anyway.  :)

Watch the show.  it is good for picking up woman,and not just nerdy ones.
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Post by: Danecho1967 on January 18, 2012, 10:26:21 AM
I do watch the show.  However, I'm not as cool as The Doctor.
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Post by: Prince of Space 5049 on January 18, 2012, 11:51:13 AM
I'd go back and undo all the thousands of mistakes I've made so far in this lifetime.  However, then I'd probably have to go back again and undo the thousand other ones I'd make because of those undo's.  Then I'd have to..........................Oh shit.........I'll just live with the mess I've made and try to convince others not to do the same.
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Post by: Danecho1967 on January 18, 2012, 12:12:19 PM
I'd go back and undo all the thousands of mistakes I've made so far in this lifetime.  However, then I'd probably have to go back again and undo the thousand other ones I'd make because of those undo's.  Then I'd have to..........................Oh shit.........I'll just live with the mess I've made and try to convince others not to do the same.
"Mr. Donner, I'm telling you, you really need to wait a couple of months before you try to go through the mountains.  Trust me."

"Mr. Holly, you might want to go ahead and take the bus.  Trust me."

:)
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Post by: Prince of Space 5049 on January 18, 2012, 12:14:20 PM
Butterfly Effect!  (what a horrible movie)
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Post by: Danecho1967 on January 18, 2012, 12:29:00 PM
I prefer the "12 Monkeys" "you traveled through time and are there because you need to be there for the timeline to work out correctly" theory of fictional time travel.

Which means that Buddy Holly would take the plane just to piss me off.  Sad really.
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on January 18, 2012, 02:09:45 PM
I prefer the "12 Monkeys" "you traveled through time and are there because you need to be there for the timeline to work out correctly" theory of fictional time travel.

Which means that Buddy Holly would take the plane just to piss me off.  Sad really.

MURDERER!
Title: Re: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
Post by: anais.jude on January 18, 2012, 03:30:27 PM
'50s rock blows.

That is the name of my new Cyrstal Meth flavor (are they flavors?)
Title: Re: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
Post by: Danecho1967 on January 18, 2012, 03:37:50 PM
That's okay, '50s rock blows.
Overall, yeah.  I have to admit though, now that I think about it, a TARDIS would allow me to do even more good for the world of music.

"Hey, Kurt.  Let me load that shotgun for you."
Title: Re: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
Post by: anais.jude on January 18, 2012, 03:51:52 PM
That's okay, '50s rock blows.
Overall, yeah.  I have to admit though, now that I think about it, a TARDIS would allow me to do even more good for the world of music.

"Hey, Kurt.  Let me load that shotgun for you."

How does that help? Shoot Courtney if you want to do the world some good
Title: Re: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
Post by: Danecho1967 on January 18, 2012, 03:55:05 PM
That's okay, '50s rock blows.
Overall, yeah.  I have to admit though, now that I think about it, a TARDIS would allow me to do even more good for the world of music.

"Hey, Kurt.  Let me load that shotgun for you."

How does that help? Shoot Courtney if you want to do the world some good
Yeah, she can go too...
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on January 18, 2012, 04:02:01 PM
It's pretty cliché , but I think I'd go back and do the whole kill the bad guys in their crib thing. You know, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Tojo, Prescott Bush, Pol Pot, etc.
Title: Re: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
Post by: anais.jude on January 18, 2012, 04:05:57 PM
It's pretty cliché , but I think I'd go back and do the whole kill the bad guys in their crib thing. You know, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Tojo, Prescott Bush, Pol Pot, etc.

Michael Bay, Uwe Boll, those annoying Olsen Twins