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Title: The pointing game
Post by: homerjayla on February 20, 2007, 02:17:56 PM
^ {insert something about about the last person}
< {insert something about yourself here} ex..  I rip this thread off from another board
/ [insert something about the next person posting here] ex.. Loves clam soup
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 20, 2007, 02:22:12 PM
< Likes to participate in silly games...
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Edward J Grug III on February 20, 2007, 02:31:31 PM
^ Doesn't understand how the thread works.

< Is a smart ass.

V Secretly dreams of going professional at flower arranging.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on February 20, 2007, 02:37:02 PM
^ Has a very happy looking avitar dude
< Lied about the desire for a career in flower arrangements (But got that on his aptitude test once!)
V Thinks Troll 2 was a great movie, but doesn't want to admit it.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 20, 2007, 02:55:52 PM
^ is a smart ass
< is a smart ass
V is a smart ass
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: starfighter on February 20, 2007, 04:28:07 PM
   ^ Hides his tears behind a shell of sarcasm.
   < Used to own a comic book store.
   V  Already owned a copy of Over the Top.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 20, 2007, 04:32:13 PM
^  Is half right
<  Likes karate to relax
V  is unbeleivably liked
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on February 20, 2007, 04:39:49 PM
^ Actually makes Sarcasm hard sometimes...
< Met his wife at a Transformers Convention
V Voted for Mondale (Or would have if he/she would have been of voting age)
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Brak on February 20, 2007, 05:08:10 PM
^ Lives in the state my father grew up in
< Wasnt even alive when Mondale was running for President
V Was a princess for halloween last year
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 20, 2007, 05:22:16 PM
^ has issues as freud would say (im only joking man)
< has nothing better to do
V  is going out with someone
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Brak on February 20, 2007, 05:32:06 PM
^ hates to admit he enjoyed that princess costume (no worries man, its all in good fun)
< is sick off working the night shift!
V Wishes they could have dinner with Demi Moore
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 20, 2007, 08:08:34 PM
^ Needs to bite the bullet and suck it up.
< Gives Edward J Grug a big Steve Martin "Well, Excuuuuuse ME!!" for not knowing the proper participation method for this type of thread.
v Seeks World Domination.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Steve-O on February 20, 2007, 10:19:04 PM
^ Projects his secret desire for World Domination on others.
< Projects early 1950's stag films on the wall of his rumpus room.
V Enjoys working with Microsoft Project.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: mrbasehart on February 21, 2007, 06:36:39 AM
^ Participated in early stag films
< Wanted to be an Archaeologist after watching Raiders of the Lost Ark
V Wanted to be Karen Allen after watching Raiders of the Lost Ark
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on February 21, 2007, 08:40:30 AM
^ Participated in early stag films
< Wanted to be an Archaeologist after watching Raiders of the Lost Ark
V Wanted to be Karen Allen after watching Raiders of the Lost Ark

^ Will never get around to watching White Chicks
< Wastes countless company hours posting on these boards while working
V Annoys me to no end
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 21, 2007, 09:33:06 AM
^ Well Cukoo Ka-chew...

< Ask me about my extra chromosome!

v Can I take your helmet? --Oh!  That's your hair.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Minnesota on February 21, 2007, 11:30:44 AM
^ by extra cromosome he means third nipple
< finally got around to watching the riff of Battlefield earth
v still sleeps with stuffed animals
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on February 21, 2007, 11:34:21 AM
^ Will sleep with stuffed animals too, from now on, for comfort after Battlefield Earth
< Can recite the lyrics from most '80s and '90s cartoons.
V Has danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Minnesota on February 21, 2007, 11:40:20 AM
^ spends wayy to much time on this board
< spends wayy to much time on this board
v spends wayy to much time on this board
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 21, 2007, 11:55:24 AM
^ Has a point, there.
< Has a love for fine watches.
v  Has a mole that no one knows about.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 21, 2007, 06:39:00 PM
^ actually looks like his avatar
< hides his mole in the sandbox
V loves watching chick movies eating bon bons and crying everytime the girl ACTUALLY gets mr right.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 22, 2007, 06:57:23 PM
^ is sarcastic
< is delusional
v is hallucinating
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Minnesota on February 23, 2007, 12:55:01 AM
^is trippin
< is drunk
v is stoned
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: AmazingThor on February 23, 2007, 06:40:28 AM
^ Sleeps like a coyote, nose to anus
< thinks this game doesn't work when you view the most recent posts first
V Sniffs bicycle seats
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Justin on February 23, 2007, 01:29:10 PM
^ Just Like A Woman
< Blowin' In the Wind
V Knockin' On Heaven's Door
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 23, 2007, 01:30:33 PM
^has a bizaar avatar
< is wondering why they wont answer
V Forgot what music sounds like
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Brak on February 23, 2007, 03:29:43 PM
^ Posts a lot! A LOT!
< cant hear a word said by anyone
V Addicted to pain meds.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Justin on February 23, 2007, 04:21:06 PM
^ Has a gambling problem
< Known by the trail of dead
V Doesn't know what a bidet is
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on February 23, 2007, 04:23:07 PM
^ Is Timberlake in disguise!
< Loves when there's a drinking fountain in the bathroom.
V Knows the TRUTH about aliens.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Brak on February 23, 2007, 05:14:06 PM
^soon crop circles will fill his front lawn
< wishes he were home right now instead of being at work
V his refridgerator is running and he better go catch it!
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 27, 2007, 03:34:26 PM
^ Like's to touch himself while peeping at my Subzero
< Hasn't had a bowl of cereal in 2 years... until today.
V Using his cover on rifftrax to secretly wiretap and collect info on the other members.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 27, 2007, 03:45:23 PM
^ knows too much for his own good
< will have to call the government assassin again
V better keep his trap shut
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 27, 2007, 09:23:35 PM
^ Is being hunted by a Government assassin.
< Said too much.
v Is coming to rectify the situation.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Justin on March 01, 2007, 01:46:09 PM
^ Snickers at the word "rectify"
< Has a tendency to be anal
V Favorite punctuation mark is a colon
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on March 01, 2007, 01:55:55 PM
^ Is very anal when it comes to rectifying colons.
< Is also a big fan of the ampersand. &
V Never really "got" high school English.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 01, 2007, 02:46:20 PM
^Failure of High School English due to constant injection of lsd into his retinas
< Afraid to watch The Wicker Man, but not for the reason most may think
V Is the Zodiac Killer
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Minnesota on March 01, 2007, 09:41:57 PM
^ Wishes it was Christmas 365 days a year
< Hopes that Donnie Darko doesnt catch me
v  Enjoys the pain of dentist visits
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Justin on March 02, 2007, 11:00:34 AM
^ Hallucinates anthropomorphized refrigerators
< Knows the mathematical equation that reveals the true name of God
V A reincarnation of Hugh Jackman, or something gay like that
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 07:31:19 PM
^ Gee, appear in one X-Men trilogy, and everyone thinks your gay...
< Neither gay, nor a reincarnation of Hugh, ('cause he's still alive)
v Oh, great.  Another oily, unlikable character
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: AmandaGal on March 02, 2007, 08:56:26 PM
^ Protests too much about being gay but owns a wellworn copy of Brokeback Mountain
< Is actually covered in baby oil but figured people would liked that.
v Is like rain on your wedding day
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: mrbasehart on March 02, 2007, 09:46:18 PM
^ Keeps falling over due to lack of grip.
< Thinks it really is a little ironic.  Don't ya think?
V Owns several hundred toe-nail clippings of Richard Kiel.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 02, 2007, 09:54:13 PM
^Has neither a base, nor a heart.
< Boffed,married,killed Ali Landry, all in one night.
V Boffed,married, but has yet to kill Richard Simmons.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 03, 2007, 09:18:26 AM
^just attempted to kill the thread
< head just exploded at the thought of amanda and baby oil
V had no desire to read that
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on March 03, 2007, 01:53:02 PM
^ Apparantly needs to change right about now
< Has gone completely blind
V Favorite Food: Those Valentines Day hearts with the cutesy messages.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: mrbasehart on March 03, 2007, 02:00:51 PM
^ Has sore and hairy palms.
< Unfortunately knows why.
V Wants to be Dakota Fanning when they grow up.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 04, 2007, 04:55:13 PM
^ May be physically older than Dakota Fanning, but not emotionally (or, sadly, sexually)

< Ditto.

/ Is one of the founding members of the online furry-transgender-BDSM-leather-auto-balloon-asphyxiation-by-Cthulhu-Himself community.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 08:04:23 PM
^ Is projecting his vices onto others again...

< Is actually the founding member of the PGSM, learther, bondage, community.....

v Don't go into that area.  There's radiation there." "And, as everybody knows, it can only affect               
      you if you touch it....
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 05, 2007, 08:52:50 AM
^ Is so kind for telling me not to touch the radiation.
< Touched it anyway.
/ Had better not take my watch once I'm dead.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 05, 2007, 08:56:04 AM
^ doesnt have a watch worth taking
< doesnt wear watches anyways
V  is secretly valerie plame
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Minnesota on March 05, 2007, 09:06:06 AM
^ up your nose with a rubber hose
< loves welcome back kotter
v is a founding member of the horsheck fan club
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 05, 2007, 09:15:13 AM
^ Who's Horsheck?  (I'm not asking.  I'm saying that he's the answer to the question).
< Just shanked your Jenga-ship
v  Forgot to take his monthly shower and smells even worse than usual
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on March 05, 2007, 09:17:22 AM
^ Thanks to the radiation aftereffects, is now a GIANT ANITIMATTER BBQ PLATYPUS! Hehehehe!!! :^)
< Didn't realize it was bathing day already.
V Believes that in the war between Bluray and HD-DVDs, DIVX will win!
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 05, 2007, 03:03:24 PM
^Labels his underwear by month
<Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die,but he didn't die,so bought him a $3 buffet.
V Is Scotty's missing finger
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: AmazingThor on March 07, 2007, 10:09:34 AM
^Hides issues of PlayBread under his mattress
<Proudly displays his issues of PlayBread
V Has appeared in issues of PlayBread
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 07, 2007, 10:40:12 AM
^ Has a present in his diaper, and it's not a toaster
< Is President of the PlayBread fanclub
v Open-mouth kissed a horse once. That's something you didn't know
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on March 07, 2007, 05:01:42 PM
^ as 2 months ago, just stopped dressing like Neo from the Matrix
< sometimes tells people he was an alternate for the 2004 Olympic Judo team
V Thinks American Idol is the most fabulous thing to ever happen to television
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 07, 2007, 06:48:30 PM
^ In actuality, was just an alternate for the pathetic Jiujitsu Olympic team.
< Uses cruise control more than Bush makes up words
V Took a face from the ancient gallery, and walked on down the hall.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Justin on March 08, 2007, 10:40:11 AM
^ NEVER stops using cruise control
< Doesn't get the "PlayBread" jokes, and doesn't want to
V Only wishes they could write a song as heartfelt and honest as "Fergalicious"
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2007, 10:58:47 AM
^ is tired of this vapid existance and plays on "spicing" his life up by discovering the joys a brainwashing cult
< wishes he didnt know what fergalicious meant
V hates all people named ned
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on March 08, 2007, 11:24:04 AM
^ Fergalicious - Definition: Making Boys Go Crazy
< They always claim to know me
V Comin' to me to call me Stacy?
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on March 08, 2007, 12:07:56 PM
^ owns 89% of all quarters in the US
< can't find a Nintendo Wii anywhere!
V Jesus built his hotrod
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Steve-O on March 08, 2007, 12:13:49 PM
^ Ding a-ding dang, a-dang a-long ling long
< Dicky dicky son of a gun
V Wah, wah, WAH, WAAH!!
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 08, 2007, 01:12:53 PM
^On his 3rd 8-ball this hour
<Haven't even finished my first
V Only person to ever touch Kenan Thompson's thing
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on March 08, 2007, 04:41:30 PM
^ doesn't realize how cool Steve-O is
< can voluntarily vomit without the assistance of hands or other object
V dared me to touch Kenan Thompson's thing
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 08, 2007, 06:35:33 PM
^Surprisingly obliging of my dare ;)
< Eats more chicken than a man's ever seen
V Spent his Junior year of college as an Oaxacan medicine man. And touches no man's thing except his own.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: AmazingThor on March 09, 2007, 06:22:04 AM
^Obsesses over other men's things
< but does touch his own thing con  brio
V can't stop thinking about the Marvel comic "Man Thing"
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Justin on March 09, 2007, 12:00:33 PM
^ Mourning the death of Captain America
< Mourning the death of the real America
v Always preferred Blue Beetle, anyway
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 09, 2007, 06:50:49 PM
^ Boy, it's really *blue* out today...
< But, keep in mind, I'm intensely stupid.
v Can I take your helmet? --Oh!  That's your hair.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: The Tick on March 10, 2007, 08:30:02 AM
^mistakes most things for helmets
<hopes to try gumbo
v wants to hurt gumbo
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 10, 2007, 09:40:42 AM
^Mistakes my malice towards gumbo
< Actually wants to hurt Dumbo
V The only person who hasn't seen 300.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 10, 2007, 10:17:40 AM
^ has absorbed 3.21 gigawatts worth electricity just today alone.
< is saddened he hasnt seen 300
V will cry if he doesnt get a candy bar
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Brak on March 10, 2007, 10:21:01 AM
^didn't give me a candybar like he promised
< Eats candy for breakfast
v hates UPS shipping
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 10, 2007, 10:21:30 AM
^ Could you say that a little more woodenly?
< If I knew what was going on I'd really be indignant.
v  He's like an idiot savant -- minus the savant
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 10, 2007, 12:18:53 PM
^Names is phoenetically pronounced BR-EYE-ENT GUM-BELL
<Eating chicken for the 5th day in a row and loving it.(I wasn't kidding about post 64.)
V Is a pudgy white man with longer than average hair. Not so fast, everyone. ;)
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 10, 2007, 04:29:49 PM
^ Has just FUCKED with the WRONG GUY. :angry: :duel:
< Thinks this game is rude ('cuz, y'know, it's rude to point).
v Finds this game to be rather POINTless. :P
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Justin on March 12, 2007, 09:27:57 AM
^ Has fur, but lays eggs, and is covered in A-1 Sauce
< The leader of the rats now that Nicodemus is gone
v Character from a cult TV show
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 12, 2007, 11:49:57 AM
^Hey Uncle Father Oscar
< Needs a new job
V Gunrunner in Sierra Leone who is waiting for Lord Of War to get riffed.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Minnesota on March 12, 2007, 06:28:46 PM
^ coined the term "slacker"
< regrets not using 30 seconds to mars tickets 3 years ago
v still dances the robot  when partying
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on March 12, 2007, 07:00:56 PM
^ considers ketchup to be "too spicy" for tastes
< No tiene dinero ni nada que dar. Lo unico que tiene es amor para amar
V was kicked off of the unversitly frisbee team for not taking performance enhancing drugs
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 13, 2007, 09:13:58 AM
^ As exhibited, quite fluent in San Diegan
< Gave all my industrial strength smack to Stallone before his trip to Australia. I wonder how he's doing there, by the way?
v Is Donald Trump & Rosie O'Donell's illegitimate  love child.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 13, 2007, 09:41:13 AM
^ He enjoys pantaloons more than he should.
< Help I'm in another dimension!!...
v He's been injecting her with young and pretty, now he should start injecting her with smart and nice.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 13, 2007, 09:46:24 AM
^ is sadly and unforgivably french
< his lab assistant dropped all the viles of pretty and is still debating whether he wants to use the nice at all
V  is thinking of changing his shirt depsite the fact it hasnt been a month yet
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Raven on March 13, 2007, 10:02:26 AM
^ Probably has enough sand in his pants he's wearing glass underwear.
< Ownes 2 copies of the movie and a framed poster of Top Gun.
V Would gladly sell his soul to Satan for a Klondike Bar.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 13, 2007, 12:47:25 PM
^ His unhealthy Tom Cruise obsession MUST be some kind of conditioned response brought about by Scientologist brainwashing.
< Wonders: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike Bar(TM)?
v  Will ask the Jesus in his head the answer to said question.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on March 13, 2007, 01:02:23 PM
^ Is actively seeking some fly honey barbecue platypi.
< He says He created all of existence just so Klondike Bars would come about. That's what He did for a Klondike Bar!
V Knows what the bits at the end of the shoelaces are called.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 13, 2007, 01:35:34 PM
^ Is involved in a scam in which he tricks people into sending quarters over PayPal and sends them copies of 'Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde' when they expected a few rounds of 'Pac-Man.'  Or maybe he should invest in a virtual coin slot....
< Now knows that the little bits at the ends of shoelaces are called "aglets."
v Is the real secret of Monkey Island.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Brak on March 13, 2007, 01:45:32 PM
^ Lost all sense of hope when he found out that Hobgoblins 2 was going to be released.
< Look! I three headed monkey!
v has been camping out for the past 3 months at the local Barnes and Noble after the announcement of Harry Potter 7's release date.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 13, 2007, 02:16:04 PM
^Huh?
<Whaa?
vHmm?
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 13, 2007, 02:58:35 PM
^ Mister Papercut -- 47 different angles of paper jut from his body!
< Mmmm... Dove bars.  I love 'em no matter what dimension I'm in!
v Mother Theresa called... She hates you.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 13, 2007, 04:59:05 PM
^will die before he gets his beloved harry potter 7
< is aptly hated for causing his death
V will inherit said harry potter 7
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 13, 2007, 05:10:32 PM
^ Has a bizarre fixation with Harry Potter
< Is a girl... and doesn't actually care for Harry Potter, despite being the lucky one who will inherit Thom_Serveaux's copy of book 7
v Will give me some magic beans in exchange for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows... sucker
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 13, 2007, 05:43:20 PM
^ Has just lost several hundred pages of perfectly good kindling.
<  Wishes Bicycle Repair Man were here.
v  Foolishly continues to deny the indisputable fact that he is, in fact, a werepanda.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Justin on March 15, 2007, 06:20:28 AM
^ 'Tis a fair cop
< Has come to terms with his lycanthropy
v Is about to make a sly Monty Python reference
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: mrbasehart on March 15, 2007, 06:37:03 AM
^ Is not the messiah, but a very naughty boy.
< Didn't expect the Spanish inquisition
V Has a silly walk.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: ChrisHanel on March 15, 2007, 06:44:24 AM
^ Woos women with his senuous and godlike trombone playing

< Once saved a village in the amazon basin from a horde of fire ants with only a garden hoe and a glass of water

V  During their spare time, they redesign train stations to more effectively retain heat.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 15, 2007, 02:18:57 PM
^ Why does he have to kill them to prove his point? Can't he just show them a pie chart or something
< I've been called a lot of things in my life, but never a corn spy!
v She meant *walk* the dog, not *wok* the dog!
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Raven on March 15, 2007, 05:08:56 PM
^ Is a corn Spy
< Understood perfectly the Walk/Wok thing and was actually just hungry.
V Idolizes Clippy the paperclip from MS office.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on March 16, 2007, 05:01:23 AM
^ was raised by a cup of coffee
< idolizes Clippy solely because he was once referrenced on television by Stephen Colbert
V is a song from the 60's
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 16, 2007, 05:22:03 AM
^ Forgot to wash his hands after posting in this thread.
< Indeed, I actually AM a song from the '60's.  Sadly, that song happens to be an unspeakably annoying one by Herman's Hermits.
v  Fails to realize that it is, in fact, time for tasteball.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: AmazingThor on March 27, 2007, 04:02:06 AM
^ Wants to know what love is, wants you to show him
< Prefers Calvinball anyway
V Has had enough of silly love songs
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 27, 2007, 07:56:23 AM
^ Magic act previously went by the name of Fantastic Thor, but was then threatened with suit by Marvel.
< Is actually more into the silly lust songs
V Will post in this thread out of pity of keeping it alive
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on March 27, 2007, 09:12:16 AM
^ has a wierd avatar that I don't understand
< has been logged in for 4 days and 19 hours according to the forum
V will explain his or her unusual sig
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 27, 2007, 09:19:58 AM
^Has obviously never seen ep. 504 of MST3K
< My quote is my personal motto, emulated by Stephen's personal motto.
V Thought that Stranger Than Fiction was based on a true story.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on March 27, 2007, 12:10:48 PM
[immunity to pointing arrows] ahhh, I looked it up. No. I've never seen that one or heard of it before. Looks funny though. I like what the guy on IMDB said, basically the more countries involved in the production of a movie, the wierder it is. [/immunity to pointing arrows]
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: NewJerseyMSTie on March 27, 2007, 01:33:00 PM
^ somehow thinks he is immune to the rules of this thread
< Wants everyone to play my 20 questions special rules edition
V  Came  to this thread to "pick up chicks"
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Raven on April 02, 2007, 01:37:19 PM
^ Can't wait until they release Golden Girls seasons on HD.
<Picking up chicks because I enjoy my omlets bloody
V Will probably go to see Grindhouse in the theater but leave 5 minutes in thinking he's in the wrong movie when "Grindhouse" isn't listed in the credits.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 02, 2007, 05:02:50 PM
^ He's like a sensitive Steve Gutenberg ...
< Oh, great. Another oily, unlikable character.
v Puma? Puma!
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 02, 2007, 05:31:56 PM
^ Wrong MST episode
< Likes to take frequent cat naps
v Secretly pleasures himself to the MC Rove video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw)   Why Brad and Colin? Why??? :'(
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Moe_13 on April 02, 2007, 06:04:42 PM
^ said "the MC Rove video is way better than the pam and tommy lee video."
< loves bowling and "bar sports"
v  stole a pair of underwear from Mike Nelson's garbage.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on April 03, 2007, 05:57:36 AM
^ lies about his age (he's actually 12)
< was inspired by Tom Servo to start a collection, thought the Nelson shorts would be the crowning piece
V is one of those people that pronounce the word wash "warsh"
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 03, 2007, 06:03:14 AM
^ Pronounces tomato "tomahto".
< Has ridden in a car slowly while "Slow Ride" played over the radio.
v Watches WWE each night and cheers loudly for his favorite wrestler.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on April 03, 2007, 06:20:03 AM
^ doesn't realize the WWE only comes on 3 nights a week (4 nights if you count the A.M. recap show, 5 nights if there's a pay-per-view,)
< favorite wrestler died in December of 2005 (R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero)
V considers the Westminster Dog Show to be religious programming
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Raven on April 03, 2007, 06:57:17 AM
^ Favorite wrestler is now Charlie Haase
< As an atheist equates Westminster Dog Show to another religious entity he hates because it moves Monday Night Raw to Thursday.
V Thinks this is the year the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl. 
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Justin on April 03, 2007, 12:24:51 PM
^ Being dyslexic, he thought it was the "Westminster God Show"
< Thinks the Super Bowl will be won by actual lions
v Is annoyed by my use of italics
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 03, 2007, 12:54:47 PM
^He isn't bold enough to write like me.
<Has regular visions of Johanna
v Ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 04, 2007, 04:16:18 AM
^ is still working as a secret agent but lost his TOP secret clearence
< has learned of a new level of crazy boredom beyond cabin fever
v is desparetly trying to hide is crop of tomacco
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: AmazingThor on April 04, 2007, 04:53:43 AM
^Originally called himself SarGASm Made easy, but later decided there were too many sea-weed related user names in the forums.
< Originally called himself Sort-of-Okay-Thor until he took that 8-week self-esteem course
v Originally called himself Spanky until the ghost of George McFarland began haunting his dreams
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 04, 2007, 04:56:36 AM
^ Lacks the monster truck and big mallet to truly be Thor.
< Has a cousin called Spanky who's about neck-high on him.
v Has attempted to make a Master Chief costume out of Mountain Dew boxes and duct tape.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 04, 2007, 09:14:04 AM
^ Doesn't realize that Master Chief kidnapped me once, and that this is me dealing with Stockholm Syndrome.
<Really should spend more time working on his Physics packets.
vMet Henry Winkler at a highway rest area once, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 04, 2007, 09:44:45 AM
^ Master Chief called asking for you.
< Has more opinions about historical movies and the accurate reproduction of replica weapons than he does about foreign policy
v Was in the bathroom stall watching while Winkler and I... well...
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on April 04, 2007, 10:18:05 AM
^ What you were doing was Wr-rrr-- Wrrrrrr.... Wrrrrrrr--rrrrrrrrr...
< Fighting off a brand new "Lost" addiction.
V Was stranded for 3 months on Gilligan's Island
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 04, 2007, 11:18:29 AM
^ Better keep digging graves.  This isn't going too well. *notices that he's being watched*  Oh, hi there...
< Did I get that right?  'They died on vacation'??
v Correction: You have an hour and 37 minutes to disarm.  And, yes, you *are* up a creek.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on April 04, 2007, 12:20:48 PM
^ Is actually a computer program/random quote generator
< Is actually a computer program/Arcade Game
V Is actually a computer program/Internet Porn Site
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 04, 2007, 12:44:28 PM
^ A terrible fever he once had inspired a whole decade to dance.
<The only website with the sexiest secret agents caught on microfilm. See Valerie Plame get down with the Super Dragon.
v Spent 5 years straight in a British Columbian hash bar once, then ran for a city council position and won.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 07, 2007, 01:47:55 AM
on a side note: 
Quote
See Valerie Plame get down with the Super Dragon.
  hilariously filthy   :clap: :clap:


^ is the only one who knows about my dark secret, and still is breathing
< has found irefutable proof the existance of God, but got drunk one night and acciedently lost it in a poker game to jim carey.
V sadly owns a jim carey movie, oh the shame of it all
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 07, 2007, 06:13:31 AM
^ Happens to actually have been playing strip poker with Jim Carrey.
< Closes his eyes, puts his fingers in his ears and yells "LALALALALALA!" every time a trailer for Pathfinder comes on the tv.
v Has had a relative crushed by a vending machine after rocking it to get a free soda.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 07, 2007, 06:53:15 AM
^ A genuine barbarian. At this moment, he has plaped and rundered 10 villages.
< Uncle Larry's life was always full of irony. I guess he'll be enjoying that Orange Crush at the great Coca-Cola plant in the sky.
v Didn't think there was enough sickness in Grindhouse.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: nanites_r_us on April 07, 2007, 11:01:04 AM
^ Still thinks that living in his parent's basement is considered cool
< Doesn't understand the meaning of 'Cheez-Whiz on rye'
v  Figures that rubbing themselves with stuffed animals doesn't make them a 'Plushie'
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 07, 2007, 05:55:37 PM
^ Has choked on spray cheese which he squirted directly into his mouth. You should have seen the mess.
< Has sacked something closer to 6 villages, the last one being a disappointment because the villagers met us with a tray of lunch meat and a cooler of soda - they thought we were there to install the carpet they ordered from Home Depot. It kind of took the thunder out of us.
v Rips the tags off mattresses for a thrill. Such a rebel.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 08, 2007, 03:32:45 PM
^ But, keep in mind, I'm intensely stupid...
< Cavorting really makes you lose your electrolytes.
v Does this bug you?  I'm not touching you...
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 08, 2007, 03:37:35 PM
^ Should invest in large stocks of Gatorade... hey, knock it off!  Stop it!  I mean it, man, that's really... stop!
< Is now telling on Thom_Serveaux
v Doesn't care about my Serveaux-invoked misery.  ("Schadenfreude!")
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 08, 2007, 03:58:28 PM
^ Not particularly. I'll give you a blunt object to attack him with, but I won't accept any responsibility whatever the outcome.
< Is summoned by the Grim Reaper at the moment of someone's death to comfort him by patting him on the shoulder.
v Doesn't believe me. The bastard.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 08, 2007, 09:24:27 PM
^doesnt do a good job in the comforting anyways
< has chosen to be an example of Berkleys idealism, i no longer beleive anything exists in actuallity, with the exception of my perceptions. 
V is currently eating a pork chop sandwhich, (and the bastard is supposed to be kosher.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 09, 2007, 08:36:26 AM
^ A truck can still run you over if you're not aware of it; thus, free of being percieved by you, the effect is still real.
< Wishes he was eating a pork chop sandwich now goddamnit.
v Sniffs Sharpies.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Moe_13 on April 11, 2007, 02:58:36 PM
^ Thinks Dr. Forrester is weak and is constructing the "Satellite of Hate" a battle-ite to take out the S.O.L.
<  Wants to start a band and call it "Schlongs Haunt Your Dreams"
V Is the son of the cousin of the brother of the college roommate of the sister of Torgo
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 11, 2007, 03:47:24 PM
^ Is apparently a cat stuck up one of the branches of my family tree
< Will return next summer in Return of the Son of the Cousin of the Brother of the College Roommate of the Sister of Torgo
v  Has his own haunting theme
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 11, 2007, 04:22:16 PM
^ Has a spinoff series with the McGuyver guy and the Quantum Leap guy.
< My theme is more like the Conan the Barbarian fight music.
v Looks down on those who can't play the kazoo as well as he.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Pak-Man on April 11, 2007, 05:13:57 PM
^ Came back as Cerebus on the "Which Barbarian Are You?" online quiz.
< Is known as the Great Kazoo!
V Is coincidentally known as Dum-Dum.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 11, 2007, 06:28:08 PM
^ Has unintentionally referenced my old childhood pet Dum-Dum, the stupidest cat on the block
< Can't play the kazoo, but can make irritating noises on wine glasses rather successfully
v Was not trusted at his grade school after the "Noodle Incident"
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 11, 2007, 06:39:41 PM
^ Could join me whilst I rock back and forth on a creaky chair rapidly and together we could drive an entire restaurant insane.
< Was never trusted in grade school after he hid in the bathroom to avoid math class the first time.
v Has tried to crush a beer can on his forehead and gave himself a concussion instead.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: AmazingThor on April 17, 2007, 03:41:20 AM
^Has a case of spring fever
<Contracted Roji Panty complex
vSuffers from Short Man's Disease
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on April 17, 2007, 07:05:27 AM
^ My evil grandma is eyeing you from behind the tree, you might want to make a run for it.
< Would pay real money for Pumaman action figures.
V Is sometimes asked if he is the son of Coleman Francis
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 17, 2007, 07:32:51 AM
^ Has yet to realize how much more efficient Monopoly money is
< Doesn't think she looks THAT much like a guy
v Makes good use out of the Chocolate Bunny Guillotine
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 17, 2007, 11:18:48 AM
^ Likes the water. Would swim out to that little island in the lake.
< Prefers to behead his chocolate bunnies with an axe.
v Owes the Russian Mafia 30 grand.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 17, 2007, 07:56:32 PM
^ has lost his ax
< owes that money because he was betting on the pro Russian roulette tournament
V won that tournament
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 18, 2007, 04:02:50 AM
^ I've settled the bet for you. A couple favors they owe me.
< Believe my winning was due to watching The Deer Hunter 133 times as a training video.
v Sleeps for 1 hour intervals at random, but swears it isn't narcolepsy.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Hebs on April 18, 2007, 05:13:07 AM
^ wears white mask because no one told him the party was over
< is banned from Skip Jack's because of "falling asleep into tank while picking out lobster" incident
v will someday conquer the Danes
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 20, 2007, 12:30:02 PM
^ Was taken hostage by said lobsters and used as a human shield during their escape from the restaurant.
< Has already conquered a Danish or two.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/1/17/250px-Glazed_apple_Danish.jpg)
v Is not amused by word plays.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Hazzah on April 20, 2007, 01:40:35 PM
^ Has danced the macarena on more than one occasion

< once ate milk

V cleans thier armpits with a toothbrush
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: msmpls on April 23, 2007, 10:34:54 AM
^ used my toothbrush after I got out of the shower
< wondered why that person so adamantly wanted to used my pitbrush
v posted video of the encounter on youtube
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: AmazingThor on April 25, 2007, 08:16:45 AM
^Sued Youtube for copywright infringement
<Almost won the Amazing Race- until he got stuck in a hatch pressing a button
vCame in 3rd in the Special Olympics
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 06, 2007, 09:56:07 PM
^Is officially Lost
<Has officially brought this thread out of it's coma
vHas officially tried to login into everyone's account using the password Gandalf. Has succeeded with 68 people.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Cibernético II on June 06, 2007, 10:02:03 PM
^ deserves applause fo that entry
< spent several hours at the fitness club because the truck woulndt start. Considering moviing there
v has no idea what stevia is
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:50:54 AM
^ Is absolutely right about me.
< Is in his pajamas.
v Lost his keys.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 07, 2007, 06:50:51 AM
^ Doesn't know anything about me losing my... Hey! Where the hell are me keys?! Seriously?! I gotta go in about 5 minutes!
<Want's everyone to start using stevia.
vPrefers Xylitol because he has some pesky neighborhood dogs to get rid of.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 04:40:20 PM
^Needs to stop snooping around my back yard
<Prefers to be on bottom
VHas ankles that resemble cauliflower
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 07, 2007, 04:44:08 PM
^ In partnership with Junkyard will soon completely overtake this thread
< The 2nd to last person to change his avatar in over 10 months
v Only has crush on Pamela Anderson because of the crabs
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 07:46:18 PM
^Doesn't know the true sexiness of crabs
<Is willing to prove SuperDragon wrong
VLaughs thier butt off at both Adam Sandler movies AND Rob Schneider movies
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Raven on March 08, 2008, 04:50:35 PM
^ Can't remember the last time this game was played.
< Tries to bring this thread back.
V Is probably new to this game.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Tripe on March 09, 2008, 08:19:27 AM
^ Is right on the money
< Wasn't aware this game even existed
V Is not surprised I've posted here.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 09, 2008, 10:05:57 AM
^ Posts just about everywhere.
< Completely forgot about this game, anyway.
v Almost didn't play this game because he/she believes that it's not polite to point.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: RVR II on March 09, 2008, 10:16:53 AM
^ Well, I try to be polite but
< maybe I can be impolite here
v would rather I stick to posting images instead ;D
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 09, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
^ Is right, but only if he promises to post that Butterfingers picture again.
< Likes to watch things in chronological order
v Forgot to set his/her clock ahead an hour today
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Raven on March 09, 2008, 06:34:36 PM
^ "Lost time" when the Star wars prequels came out.
< Was about 20 minutes late today, although not entirely due to daylights saving time.
V Has already pre-ordered a copy of "The Hottie & the Nottie" on Blu-ray.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 09, 2008, 06:45:39 PM
^ Wouldn't be able to catch the intricacies of Paris Hilton's performance if they bit him on the ass.
< Also wouldn't be able to catch the intricacies of Paris Hilton's performance, and I think they DID bite me on the ass!
v Has been bitten on the ass, but not by the intricacies of Paris Hilton's performance.
Title: Re: The pointing game
Post by: Raven on March 09, 2008, 07:46:52 PM
^ Should realize that the intricacies of Paris' performance can be seen only through night vision.
< was bit by a badger, and am less likely to catch a disease from it, than from Paris.
V Couldn't spell their own middle name correctly until High School.