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RiffTrax Discussion => Shorts 2011 => Jobs in Cosmetology => Topic started by: Thrashalla on October 25, 2011, 01:02:09 PM

Title: New Short "Jobs in Cosmetology" Now Available!
Post by: Thrashalla on October 25, 2011, 01:02:09 PM
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/jobs-cosmetology
(http://www.rifftrax.com/files/shorts/CosmetologyPoster.jpg)

For decades, the phrase “I’m looking for a job in cosmetology” has been a great, positive way to let your girlfriend know it’s probably in her best interests to seek a more compatible mate. Cosmetology is a profession traditionally filled with glamour, cutting-edge chic, and hip, attractive stylists--and our new short Jobs in Cosmetology manages to include none of those things! Even better, it presents a 1960s paradise of dead-eyed matrons squirting what appear to be bottles of diner BBQ sauce onto enormous beehive haircuts. It’s garish, hideous, and baffling--in short, the kind of thing we here at RiffTrax live for.

Grab a magazine and plop down in a salon chair next to Mike, Bill, and Kevin for Jobs in Cosmetology! (And please, help us convince Kevin the full-body perm is a bad idea...)

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/jobs-cosmetology
Title: Re: New Short "Jobs in Cosmetology" Now Available!
Post by: CJones on October 27, 2011, 01:38:04 AM
Ah yes, hair that doesn't move at all. Now that's what I call attractive.

For any females seeing this, sarcasm strongly intended.
Title: Re: New Short "Jobs in Cosmetology" Now Available!
Post by: Action Batch on October 29, 2011, 05:50:34 PM
We want to watch "Cop Kitchen."