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Title: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: Swish on February 18, 2007, 07:49:09 AM
Inspired by that MacGyver paperclip "multitool" (yes, I know that was ages ago) I bring you the MacGyver Challenge!

The rules are simple. Actually they're kind of complicated. They're somewhere in the middle.


So for example, a turn could be: "Paperclip is fashioned into a lockpick."
But could not be: "Paperclip is fashioned into a lockpick and used to pick the lock."

Also, don't milk it with things like "MacGyver walks half way across the room" to stop other people winning. Not that I expect anyone here will. We're all cool peeps.

I'll start off proceedings with a set of items, and just this once the first poster can come up with the Sticky Situation™:

Items:
Nailclippers
A beer bottle cap
A pot of MacGyver's favourite greasy hairgel, half used

Just focus, concentrate, and ask yourself, "What would MacGyver do?".
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: mrbasehart on February 18, 2007, 06:52:34 PM
OK, I think I got it.  Because this is the first sticky situation, why not be literal?

MacGyver is slowly sinking into a vat of PVC glue!
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: starfighter on February 22, 2007, 07:55:02 PM
   MacGyver spots a security camera on the wall before him, slowly scanning back and forth across the vats.
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on February 22, 2007, 08:35:38 PM
He bends the bottle cap in half, forming a sharp point.
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: Swish on February 26, 2007, 06:43:34 AM
McGyver uses the nail clippers to remove a total of 5 metres of lengths of hair from his impressive mullet.

This hurts him inside.
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: starfighter on February 26, 2007, 08:41:25 AM
   He ties the follicles of hair into a thin but sturdy rope, praying that his choice of conditioners will give his hair extra strength.
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: mrbasehart on February 26, 2007, 06:39:38 PM
Tying the nail clippers to the end of his hair rope, he creates a crude grappling device.
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: AmandaGal on February 26, 2007, 07:47:37 PM
He tosses the end of the mullet rope with clippers to grapple onto the camera, wondering why bent that stupid bottle cap in half to begin with.
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: SaucyRossy on February 26, 2007, 08:45:22 PM
MacGyver pulls on the camera it is yanked out of the wall. He reaches for the bottle cap.....
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: starfighter on February 26, 2007, 10:30:57 PM
...ties the other end of his hair rope around it and proceeds to cover the cap with a thick coat of his favorite hair gel.
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: Swish on February 28, 2007, 12:43:57 PM
"Nothing's stronger than this," thinks MacGyver of the hairgel bottle cap, as he reclaims the clipper end of the rope and fastens it to his belt.
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: starfighter on March 06, 2007, 10:14:40 PM
    Whirling the rope over his head, he looks for a spot to strike with his hair-gel covered bottle cap, not realizing that...behind him...
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: AmazingThor on March 07, 2007, 10:06:31 AM
Magnum, P.I. is also trapped in the glue! "It's a test," Magnum says, "which is stronger, you're mullet or my mustache?"
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: starfighter on March 11, 2007, 12:15:11 PM
   MacGyver strikes Magnum in the face with the gel covered bottle cap, tearing loose a hunk of Magnum's mustache when he retracts his hair rope.
Title: Re: What would MacGyver do?
Post by: Swish on March 11, 2007, 03:36:14 PM
With Magnum dazed and confused, MacGyver dips the moustache-bottle-cap-hair-gel concoction into the glue.