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Title: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 21, 2011, 05:07:47 PM
 alrite now that we buried the bodies, payed off the witnesses, rehabilitated the rhesus monkeys, and hid the real truth behind Scientology im locking the thread, its done enough damage

THREAD LOCKED
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2011, 04:13:32 AM
Yes, took a while and I had to call in a couple of big favours but it's done.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: goflyblind on August 22, 2011, 06:15:55 AM
and that really all happened in one night?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: RoninFox on August 22, 2011, 12:22:52 PM
None of this would have happened if we had just stayed on topic.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 22, 2011, 01:27:06 PM
it was a good plan though where did we go wrong?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Kete on August 22, 2011, 01:51:13 PM
Your worse than Hitler

Wow Tripe, calm down....and please, grammar is important.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 22, 2011, 05:34:54 PM
Your worse than Hitler

Wow. So Doctor Who? wasn't bluffing when he said he would hack Tripe's account, after all...
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on August 22, 2011, 06:46:45 PM
What was all this about?

Frankly, I've had it with "Complete Tripe" and try and prove it's me, baby, if you start to see "bizarre messages" from him.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Kete on August 23, 2011, 10:00:21 AM
Yes, but only on Tuesdays.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 23, 2011, 11:17:43 AM
So we got the plan figured out.  Are we gonna get this shit done or what?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on August 23, 2011, 06:07:07 PM
I'm with you up to "eviscerate": after that I may have to get the hell out, otherwise done and dusted.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 23, 2011, 06:29:13 PM
Heres the order of business:

1.  We flush the midgets down the toilet.
2.  Assassinate the republicans with an Obama "Change" t shirt launcher shot to the head
3.  Eviscerate the clown with extreme predjudice.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: RoninFox on August 23, 2011, 06:55:15 PM
I will not support any plan that leaves the clown alive. I don't care if he helped set the stage, someone has to take him out.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on August 23, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
Why Will Smith? Why not a bunch of midgets?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 23, 2011, 07:02:56 PM
As long as we take out Will Smith in the process, I can't allow him to live.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 23, 2011, 08:13:49 PM
Whatever we do to carry this out, I must insist that some kind of toilet must be involved. Because every plan is better when it involves a toilet.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 23, 2011, 08:26:36 PM
Enough with the random conversations already!  We've got work to do!  I've gathered you all here for a pourpose, and that is to plan the ultimate crime!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 23, 2011, 09:47:37 PM
holy sh*t its Will smith!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 24, 2011, 06:41:11 AM
Holy yikes, did that hurt, man?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on August 24, 2011, 10:10:15 AM
Dammit, I followed those instructions to the LETTER and almost burned my area off with the flamethrower.

 
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Kete on August 24, 2011, 10:17:20 AM
Okay, let's try this:
1-Obtain flamethrower
2-Ignite flamethrower
3-Point flamethrower at the area
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 24, 2011, 10:26:14 AM
I found this flame thrower in the closet, anyone know how to use it?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 24, 2011, 10:39:31 AM
My closet is terribly cluttered.  I've been super busy, so I haven't had time to clean it.  Sideswipe, could you check it out and straighten it up a bit for me?  I'll give you 20 bucks for your trouble.  Thanks.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 24, 2011, 10:45:31 AM
Hey I don't mean to be mean or anything we all appreciate you inviting us over to see you pet mo key but dude, that door over there is about to bust off it's hinges
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 24, 2011, 11:13:27 AM
Blah blah blah. Anybody want to see the monkey I've been keeping in Thrifty's closet?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: k1 on August 24, 2011, 11:15:44 AM
So you don't want to hear about MY evil plan to save the world then?  I see how it is.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 24, 2011, 11:23:23 AM
*puts pants back on*

20 bucks says that K1 is going to follow up this post with some silly non-sequitir about saving the world.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 24, 2011, 12:02:46 PM
Thrifty, I know you lost the bet, but that was 17 hours ago.  You can put your damn pants back on now!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 24, 2011, 02:40:30 PM
I just don't see how baking a cake in the shape of the Statue Of Liberty is going to help.  And could someone please tell Thrifty to put his pants back on?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on August 24, 2011, 05:07:31 PM
It's got to have at least a passing resemblance to something like a national monument, that he will recognize, and be edible so he can dispose of the evidence. I've got that.....but Stockholm is out of the question.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 24, 2011, 05:16:50 PM
The pastricist I abducted a few months ago has made a breakthrough in edible plastique.  This in turn can be used as the batter for weaponized wedding cakes.  Who is going to suspect a wedding cake?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 24, 2011, 07:46:48 PM
yes but his outer layer of skin is pure adamantium... so we'd have to blow him up from the inside
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 25, 2011, 07:20:05 AM
EVERYBODY GETS AIDS AND DIES.

Did anyone else notice how soft and supple Kete's skin is?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 25, 2011, 08:04:18 AM
I hardly think even the Republicans are capable of that.  Also, has anyone seen Rent?  What happens in that show?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 25, 2011, 08:37:40 AM
Well, it was clear that that particular copy of Newsweek was no good after what you did with it.

Congressional Republicans announced today that it is cooperating with the Obama in his initiatives to reduce the deficit, citing the need to "put what it is good for the country ahead of partisan power plays and party loyalty".
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 25, 2011, 02:44:04 PM
Oh, so what if I chewed it a bit? Or... rather a lot... and then dropped it in the dog's water dish... I could still read the article just fine!

Well, mostly, anyway... kind of... staring at a gray mess of what used to be black lettering and guessing what it said is the same thing as understanding it, right?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 25, 2011, 03:19:40 PM
Cmon dim that bet you won against thrifty to eat 59 live llamas was just a little while ago. You're hungry again?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 25, 2011, 03:31:12 PM
Well that raid on the clown college we just ran could have gone better.  What the hell were you guys doing over at the llama pens anyway?  Nevermind, I don't want to know.  We've got a new mission to plan now anyway.  Where the hell is my new issue of Newsweek?  Dim, Thrifty told my you got the mail today, where the hell is my Newsweek?  There are some fascinating articles I wanted to read, damn it!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 25, 2011, 04:38:09 PM
Sorry I missed the clown college raid.  It sounds pretty epic.  Also, Tripe told us to stop using the "q" word or there would be bannings.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: mojoplasma on August 26, 2011, 05:19:04 AM
Ok guys, the most important thing to make this crazy plan work is a safe-word!
"quarter"
"quarter" is our safe-word. Anytime somone one is in trouble just yell out "quarter" and maybe no one will die!!
Remember....
"quarter"
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 26, 2011, 07:01:16 AM
Anyway, the clown college raid was stupid fun, but we need a better plan in the meantime. I mean, hell, I thought we were doing a great job, and it was a lot of fun, but I thought the endgame was to completely overtake the college and reform it from the inside, not to dive in, get... distracted... by the llamas, and make our getaway in a tiny car. What can we do to make sure our next raid will be a bigger success? Thoughts?

And what is our next mission, anyway?

... And will it involve a pit stop for lunch? Because... well, llamas are great and all (if a bit gamey), but they're not really all that filling...
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: k1 on August 26, 2011, 07:05:37 AM
You are such a jerk.  You gave me directions to the Gathering of the Juggalos!  What'd I miss?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 26, 2011, 07:26:42 AM
Yeah, where WAS k1? I could have sworn I gave him the proper directions and everything, he just never showed up!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 26, 2011, 11:48:47 AM
Damn this wouldve gon alot better if k1 had brought his CIA brainwashing kit
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 26, 2011, 12:58:27 PM
I'll make you a bet.  I'll bet you that Dim of the Yard cannot eat 59 live llamas.  If she can't, she has to walk around topless for a day.  If she can, I'll walk around with my pants down for an entire day.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 26, 2011, 01:16:06 PM
So the signal for the invasion is "somebody has to make a stupid bet with the security guard," right?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 26, 2011, 01:57:04 PM
Ok, so we've all reported in, everyones comm sysyems seem to be working properly, and we've already discussed the plan.  Let's get this shit done so I can get back to the hideout and read my newest issue of Newsweek.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 26, 2011, 02:11:58 PM
Okay, thanks for the crystal meth.  I'll ground it up and send the fumes into the rhesus monkeys' cages.  Aren't you worried about them getting addicted?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 26, 2011, 02:59:07 PM
thats a good question. i dont know how we're gonna get past a highly trained group of rabid ninja rhesus monkeys. wait thrifty what are you doing over by that homeless person
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 26, 2011, 03:13:17 PM
So the whole perimeter of Casa Del Clowna is secured by a barrier of 1" thick weather treated waferboard.  Unfortunately I forgot my gloves, so if I punch through it, I'm probably going to get some nasty splinters wich will end up getting infected.  We might have to call this thing off.  The only way in is through the main gate, wich leads directly past the guard house, therein lies the problem though.  They aren't normal guards, they are viscious rabid rhesus monkeys.  Oh, and I almost forgot, they have been highly trained in ninjitsu.  So I think we might be boned on this one guys.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: k1 on August 26, 2011, 04:38:34 PM
I'm in position & I brought along my brainwashing kit.  I don't know if I'll need it though.  These clowns seem particularly unintelligent.  And much angrier than I expected.  Oh no! I think they spotted me!  Time to move to another hiding spot!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 26, 2011, 05:10:22 PM
K1, status check, over.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 26, 2011, 06:49:11 PM
hey looking at how k1 messed up the last raid, we should keep a pretty close eye on him ask him what hes doing
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on August 26, 2011, 06:53:41 PM
You say Legion, I say K1 - what about you?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 26, 2011, 09:45:01 PM
Just to add my two cents, I say Legion was the stupidest movie of the last 10 years.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 26, 2011, 10:40:22 PM
alrite to get the schematics for the facility we need to break into the main frame i have the admistrators username but not his pass word. lets see.. wtf they have a hint if you lose the password... alrite then lets see.... its the worst movie of the last ten years
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 27, 2011, 05:03:25 AM
I got the rhesus monkeys on order.  They should be arriving by truck within a few hours.  Anybody have the schematics for the building?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on August 28, 2011, 08:44:10 AM
We need monkeys and plenty of them: macacque or rhesus or baboons would be best..."it is ape law" -LOL, nice one!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 29, 2011, 09:21:32 AM
Ape law? Really? Dude, you must have gone bananas.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 29, 2011, 09:41:20 AM
Guys!  I was bitten by a radioactive butterfly and for some reason I have developed psychic powers.  I'll bet I can predict, word for word, what the content Dim of the Yard's next post will be.  Here goes:

Quote
Ape law? Really? Dude, you must have gone bananas.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 29, 2011, 09:47:57 AM
Thrifty, I heard there's a been a huge influx of strange-looking butterflies in your area.  Are you okay?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 29, 2011, 10:03:12 AM
This 30 gallon drum of radioactive waste sure is heavy.  I wish the forklift weren't broken.  I'm just going to set it down in this peaceful field and go looking for help.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 29, 2011, 01:08:06 PM
Thrifty. what the hell?  I told you to get rid of that radioactive shit!  You know what will happen if somebody eats some of that?!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 30, 2011, 05:50:50 PM
i hope nobody mistakes this pcp/lsd mixture we're gonna gas the republicans with with milk.....cause it kinda looks like it... you know what ill add some dayglo paint and people will think it's radioactive thatll keep em away
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 31, 2011, 07:16:14 AM
God damnit.  All I wanted to do was sit down with a nice bowl of Cookie Crisp, and there's no milk in the refrigerator.  Maybe there's some over at Shodan's place.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Pak-Man on August 31, 2011, 08:54:57 AM
I told you guys! Doesn't chocolate milk taste better when served in a Big-Gulp cup filled to the brim?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 31, 2011, 09:08:46 AM
Man!  I've never had so much chocolate milk at one time in my life!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on August 31, 2011, 10:30:44 AM
Not me - I was on the tequila, mate!

I think Dalty was looking like the Michelin man at one point - yeah?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on August 31, 2011, 11:20:44 AM
That would be a good idea let me just check....Alrite who went on a drunken binge with a bottle of Jack daniels and lost the info for the upcoming republican rally at the clown college. Damn were gonna need another newsweek to get the info.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on August 31, 2011, 11:23:42 AM
We should maybe get some better locks so that this doesn't happen again.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on August 31, 2011, 11:42:08 AM
Damnit!! Someone broke into the weapons locker again!  I told you guys after the last time this happened, we need to secure our shit with something more than just bread ties. 
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on September 01, 2011, 07:42:23 AM
I got the 40 loaves of sliced bread, so we'll have plenty of sandwiches.  I'm gonna recycle the bags, but what do I do with these twist tie things that held the bags closed?  It seems like a waste to throw them away.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 01, 2011, 09:05:25 AM
So is everybody ready for our expedition to the North Pole?  It's gonna be a long trip, so I hope we have plenty to eat.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on September 01, 2011, 01:11:52 PM
So that's what happened to bob dole's cryogenically frozen head. Well we have to get it back from the republicans who are parading it around. I'll send out an email.....crap these iPhone keyboards are small I'm probably gonna end up sending a bunch of typos
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 01, 2011, 01:28:37 PM
Well, I went out for drinks the other night with the head of my college's chapter of College Republicans... you know, intel and stuff, because I'm good at that. And... well...

Long story short, Bob Dole's head may or may not be on a pitchfork and currently sporting a large red afro, as well as a giant red nose and massive amounts of face paint. And in the possession of the College Republicans. On the other hand, I've rediscovered how tasty Jack Daniels is!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on September 01, 2011, 03:34:47 PM
Speaking of oddly named forum members...


Dim - was that you I saw a night or two back? You looked kinda wasted (frankly). What happened?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 01, 2011, 11:19:46 PM
Yeah, I do have kind of an odd forum name.  The story behind it is complex, yet spectacularly uninteresting. 

Also, what's the status of the Bob Dole's head project?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: shodan on September 02, 2011, 03:16:06 AM
no i get the point but dude, i just cant take anything you say seriously with a forum name like that
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 02, 2011, 01:07:25 PM
I thought he made a good point... Maybe a bit more intel on the clown college is in order...
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: k1 on September 02, 2011, 01:11:53 PM
I dunno. That doesn't seem like a good idea.  We all remember what happened to me last time we tried something like that...
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on September 02, 2011, 01:33:19 PM
Guys, I was thinking that, for those of us with kids, we should take out a term life insurance policy with a payout equal to at least 10 times our annual income.  You know, in case something bad should happen, your families won't struggle.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 02, 2011, 01:36:09 PM
Look, I'm just saying we need more info before we raid a clown college.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on September 02, 2011, 02:05:37 PM
Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College (originally located in Venice, Florida, then relocated to Baraboo, Wisconsin and finally Sarasota, Florida) trained around 1,400 clowns in the "Ringling style" from 1968 to 1997.
•   
[  ] History
Clown College was the brainchild of Irvin Feld, the owner of Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus, and longtime Ringling clown and front man Bill Ballantine. In 1968, Ringling had only a handful of clowns in their alleys, most of them over fifty years of age. It was clear that these performers wouldn't be able to go on forever. But there was a dearth of suitable replacements at that time. So Feld decided to create a school to train a new generation in this ancient artform.
Feld also saw the potential public relations opportunity in having a place that could become the Mecca of clowning in America. In addition, he wanted to use the school as another way of keeping his show more attractive to audiences than his competition, and have a place where he could guarantee getting an endless supply of new talent.
In 1984, after Feld's death, Kenneth Feld, his son, took over production of Feld Entertainment and the Ringling shows. He continued to operate the school through the 1997 session, and then closed Clown College because the needs of the show had changed; the school was no longer profitable, nor necessary, as clowning had moved back into the mainstream of performing arts. Also, with nearly fifteen hundred graduates, many of whom were teaching others the lessons they had learned, and with a home videotape produced by Ringling and made at Clown College in 1986 titled "Be A Clown," which featured many of the techniques used in the school's training sessions, Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus officially discontinued their Clown College just shy of its 30th year. Currently, clowns for the Ringling shows are hired based on standard auditions, much like any theatrical production.
Two notable national events took place involving RBBB Clown College. The first occurred on February 17, 1988, when CBS Television broadcast the "Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College: 20th Anniversary" special. This hour long program was hosted by Dick Van Dyke and it featured a cadre of clown alumni, performing their favorite routines, as well as Mr. Van Dyke, in character as the school custodian "Burford," who was trying to pick up some of the "course material" on the sly.
The second was on August 4, 1992, when Ringling created "Smiles Across America," an event done locally in cities and towns across the country to raise awareness of various issues and to help make people happier. Clown College graduates performed such civic duties as visiting hospitals and parks and appeared for photo ops and did "meet & greet" with the media and the general public.
Van Dyke and long time Today Show weatherman Willard Scott, the first person to portray Ronald McDonald in a television advertisement, are both honorary graduates of the school.
The college moved from Venice, FL to Baraboo, WI in the 1990s after Sarasota County would not extend the railroad 12 miles from Sarasota to the winter headquarters of the circus, also the site of Clown College. Later still, it was moved back to Sarasota where it remained until Feld Entertainment Inc. finally closed it in 1997.
   Operation
Clown College was a unique institution for several reasons. First, the method to apply to the school was an extensive written personality profile, that gave the directors an opportunity to have an understanding of the applicant's psychology, interests and previous experience. The circus also held in-person auditions at most stops along the route to drum up interest in the show and to get a range of people from all over the United States to apply.
Next, tuition was free (though students were responsible for their own room and board, as well as any other incidental expenses incurred), and a graduate from the school finished the term with a full "Agent Suit" or specific clown costume, including a wig and proper clown shoes and a complete make-up kit, as well as the training needed to be a good clown performer.
Each yearly session was held in the fall. The number of students admitted to any year's session varied but it ranged from thirty to fifty, with the vast majority being men. The ratio of men to women in a Clown College class was roughly 8 to 1. It was also said that admission to the institution was more challenging than being accepted to Harvard Law School. (By way of example, in the 1974 session 48 students were selected from slightly over 5,000 applicants.).
The Clown College session over the years ranged from approximately thirteen weeks down to ten and a half weeks before it was eventually scaled back to an eight-week course in its final years. Students would work together or "jack off" each other 81⁄2 hours a day, six days a week preparing material for the "Big Show" (Clown College served as a think tank to create new gags for the circus) and learning all of the basics of clowning. Typical classes included make-up application, costume design, acrobatics, juggling, stilt walking, pantomime and other skills training. Films of classic performers like Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton and The Three Stooges, and the cartoon work of Wile E. Coyote and Bugs Bunny were also studied.
The entire session was one long audition for the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus, as the instructors took note of which students had what they were looking for to fill the positions for the new season's show, which began several weeks after the Clown College session ended. Chosen graduates received a one year contract to travel with "The Greatest Show on Earth," which they were obliged to accept. (This was Ringling's only stipulation for all students who agreed to receive the school's free training, but was only added after several students declined job offers at the end of the session. The first person to do so, in 1974, was Bill Irwin.) Grads not selected to tour were often given opportunities to perform in other capacities within the Feld Organization, sometimes were added to the show's clown alley at a later date, or became a member of any of a collection of other circuses, that all sought well-trained clowns for their shows.
[  ] Clown style
The particular "Ringling Style" of clowning taught at Clown College was rooted in the "American" type of clown performance, with an accent towards broad and slapstick type humor, as opposed to the "European" approach which was typically more stylized and elegant.[citation needed] Because of the "three ring" configuration of the Ringling show, and the bigger arenas that were needed to present such an attraction, audiences were larger and many patrons sat in balconies or upper decks, far above the action. In order to reach the people in every area of these larger arenas, clowns on the Ringling show had to design their make up to be seen at a distance, and use their props and clear physical movements to show the audience what was happening during a gag, no matter where in the house they were seated. The training given here was tailor made for the Ringling show, but could be transferred to other circus styles.[citation needed]
[  ] Alumni
•   Steven Banks
•   Bill Irwin
•   Penn Jillette (1973 graduate)
•   Michael Goudeau
•   Stephen "Steve-O" Glover[1]
•   Steve "TJ Tatters" Smith
•   David Strathairn
•   Nick Berry
•   Greg and Karen DeSanto
[  ] Instructors
•   Bill Irwin
•   Lou Jacobs
•   Barry Lubin
•   Philippe Petit
•   Rob Mermin
•   Glen "Frosty" Little
[  ] Directors
•   Mel Miller
•   Bill Ballantine
•   Steve "TJ Tatters" Smith


Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: UncleDes on September 02, 2011, 03:54:20 PM
Hahaha! So THAT's why they call it virgin olive oil!

OK - Thrifty: Clown College. Info. Stat. Total datadump....use Wikipedia if you have to [I bet $50 Dalty still won't be happy]

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Post by: Darth Geek on September 02, 2011, 04:53:29 PM
Man am I feeling greasy tonight! Not sure why.
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 02, 2011, 05:19:14 PM
Damn it!  Who let the Geek get into our food pantry!  He has eaten everything in here.  Where the hell did he go?
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 02, 2011, 06:10:56 PM
I'd love to talk more about the clown college raid, but seriously, I'm still wondering how a website can smell like french fries. A WEBSITE, guys. What happened?
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 02, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
That's all well and good, but what do we actually know about the clown college itself?  I mean, it's one thing to know the layout and schedules of the staff and instructors and exits and hiding spots, but that doesn't tell you anything about the school.  Know thine enemy, after all.  Who started the school?  Why?  When?  What kind of people have attended or taught there?  It may seem irrelevent to the rest of you, but it helps me get inside the heads of the people at the school.

Also, Dim, I'm sorry about your pet rock.  When mine died, I was inconsolable for weeks.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 07, 2011, 04:48:58 AM
Oh, COME ON! Haven't you idiots ever had a pet rock die before?! It's hard to stay focused on the mission!

Honestly, it hurts. One more snide comment about Spongey and I'm backing out of this whole damn thing.
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Post by: RoninFox on September 07, 2011, 05:45:04 AM
What the hell kind of name is Spongey for a rock anyway?  I mean beyond the fact that you're assigning human attributes to a chunk of granite you give it a name that describes the exact opposite of its actual properties? 

And really, you just dropped a rock and it cracked on the sidewalk, its not as if it has feelings.
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Post by: shodan on September 07, 2011, 06:50:31 AM
wait it's name is what? *snicker*
well look at it this way, it didnt so much as die as it performed mitosis. and yo ronin why do you look so bent outta shape
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 07, 2011, 11:49:00 AM
I might sit out this raid. As much as I hate clowns, I just dropped my pet rock, Spongey, and I'm a little torn up over it. Don't want to compromise anything... especially not after you ingenious bastards snuck into that vault for Bob Dole's head...
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Post by: Thrifty on September 07, 2011, 12:05:09 PM
It was kinda funny when I dipped Spongey in bacon grease, making him nearly impossible to get a firm hold on, but your suggestion is just disgusting.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 08, 2011, 03:32:19 PM
YOU KILLED SPONGEY BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY?!!
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 08, 2011, 05:04:23 PM
Yeah, it is weird how some of these posts are seemingly predicting what the response is going to be. 
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Post by: UncleDes on September 08, 2011, 05:06:44 PM
I found that stupid pet rock "SPONGEY" in the road and smashed him. He got all upset and went to pieces on me!! Hahaha LOL.

I've got that "deja vu" feeling again.

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Post by: shodan on September 09, 2011, 06:20:22 AM
yo des what'd you do to dim?
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Post by: Thrifty on September 09, 2011, 06:39:41 AM
Woah woah woah!  Too much information!
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 09, 2011, 12:08:01 PM
So I captured this encoded message going to the clown college from one of the clowns.  He didn't want to give it up with out a fight, I had to put a .50 calibur round through his head.  It exploded like a firecracker of meat and blood, it was nasty.  Then he involutarily evacuated his bowels.  Sweet zombie jesus!  Whatever crawled up his ass and died must have had something dead up its ass!
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Post by: Darth Geek on September 09, 2011, 03:37:04 PM
Sides, you seem to be a good mood. What have you been up to?
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on September 11, 2011, 12:32:06 PM
Fuck it, if Des is in on this, I'm out of here. Screw this.
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Post by: shodan on September 11, 2011, 02:08:44 PM
alrite cause des is the only one who knows anything about c4 charges in the shape of Al Gore he's in.
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Post by: UncleDes on September 11, 2011, 05:56:52 PM
You ask me what I'm bringing to this party? Shodan: tell 'em, baby!
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 11, 2011, 06:04:07 PM
But seriously, we already have too many uncles on this thing already.  Uncle Fester, Uncle Jesse, Uncle Scrooge?  Why do we even need UncleDes?
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Post by: Thrifty on September 12, 2011, 01:09:47 PM
Gross! (http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/yuck.gif)

That's it.  I am outta here!

(http://www.mazeguy.net/transport/moped.gif)
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 12, 2011, 07:05:00 PM
Should I tell Thrifty there are cockroaches in his ramen?
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Post by: Thrifty on September 20, 2011, 01:42:59 PM
*blows whistle*

Technical foul!  Illegal use of oatmeal!  Penalty: No posting in this thread for 8 days.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 20, 2011, 02:35:03 PM
Okay guys, I'll tell you... the secret ingredient in my oatmeal cookies... is oatmeal!
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Post by: Darth Geek on September 20, 2011, 07:52:03 PM
Yum yum. These oatmeal cookies are awesome!
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Post by: Thrifty on September 21, 2011, 07:06:50 AM
Hey, I know things have been a little tense here lately, so I thought we could all relax with some baked goods.  Dalty brought some delicious oatmeal cookies, and Ratfink brought some macaroons and chocolate milk.  There's some donuts too.
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Post by: shodan on September 21, 2011, 07:46:25 AM
can we please just put the guns down? this is the 9th mexican standoff in the last 3 days.
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Post by: Darth Geek on September 21, 2011, 09:22:40 AM
MIKE! *cocks gun*
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Post by: Thrifty on September 21, 2011, 09:29:03 AM
*cocks gun, glances around nervously*
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 21, 2011, 11:38:37 AM
I'm sick of arguing, so...

*takes out gun*

Say Joel was funnier, or the Rainbow Brite doll gets it!
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Post by: Darth Geek on September 21, 2011, 11:41:16 AM
*sigh* I keep telling you Dalty, Joel just cannot act! And he-HEY! My ...action figure!
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 21, 2011, 11:44:05 AM
Look, I don't care what you say, Darth, Joel was the creator of the show, he was a successful comedian beforehand, he was just funnier all around, end of story.
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Post by: shodan on September 21, 2011, 11:50:28 AM
dammit darth not again. *sigh* i can just tell this is going to lead to a mexican standoff again. Dalty, before you start arguing again put some oatmeal cookies in the oven, we're gonna need em
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Post by: Thrifty on September 21, 2011, 11:57:26 AM
There sure are a lot of millipedes in this oatmeal.
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 21, 2011, 06:34:17 PM
Damn it!  Who keeps leaving this blasted door open?
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Post by: Thrifty on September 21, 2011, 07:36:43 PM
The Spanish Inquisition!  I was expecting you guys!  Thanks for coming.  We're gonna have some desserts later.
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Post by: Bus Taker on September 21, 2011, 10:35:43 PM
I'm glad I joined you guys, this is such a fun party!  But I thought someone was bringing dessert!  What is this, the Spanish Inquisition???
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 21, 2011, 10:45:39 PM
I've heard of a Mexican standoff, but a Mexican Wedding Cookie standoff?  You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.  And Darth Geek, I'll address your "Mike was better than Joel" comment later.
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Post by: Darth Geek on September 22, 2011, 06:36:34 AM
*sigh*Joel should have just stayed in the writing room. I can't stand to see his bland sleepy eyed expression anymore. I know this is an old and bitter subject, I certainly don't want to cause a gunfight or anything, lol.
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Post by: doggans on September 22, 2011, 06:40:26 AM
GUYS. FOR THE LAST TIME. LIME FLAVORING DOES NOT BELONG ON TORTILLA CHIPS.

Let's change the subject. Did you guys hear the rumor about Shout Factory releasing a DVD with all of Joel's host segments?
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Post by: Thrifty on September 22, 2011, 06:49:28 AM
That smell is terrible.  Who is the sociopath who is microwaving fish in an office break room?  I'm trying to enjoy this nice plate of tortilla chips with asiago cheddar and lime flavoring, and the smell is making me want to puke.
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Post by: doggans on September 22, 2011, 10:48:15 AM
Look, you may be right. We probably DO need more info on the clown college. But we can discuss that later, NOT during the office party! Get your food out of the microwave and enjoy!
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 22, 2011, 10:52:50 AM
Look I’m not attacking you I just think your theory about undereducated clowns is misguided and naive.  Bozo did great and he didn’t attend. 

Ps. bringing up my mother like that was totally not warranted.
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Post by: shodan on September 30, 2011, 07:23:21 PM
listen uneducated clowns just suck. i mean look at steve-o he went to clown college and even without becoming a clown is famous for doing out ragous things with his body parts...
like your mom :rimshot:
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Post by: Sideswipe on October 11, 2011, 08:56:21 PM
What the hell is your problem?  That's really disgusting.  I don't appreciate you pointing that at me, don't make me tell you again or there's going to be trouble.
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Post by: Bus Taker on November 28, 2011, 10:49:58 PM
In response to your bizarre rant, I present to you this

(http://208.116.9.205/10/content/7474/1.jpg)

You got a problem with that?!?!?!
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Post by: Scribblesense on November 28, 2011, 11:32:02 PM
I really don't care how much you were enjoying your picnic, we as a people have a god-given right to run around in public wearing tiny shorts after apparently soiling ourselves, and if I hear or see one more instance of tiny-soiled-shorted men being oppressed by the police I'll start chucking shuriken again.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Darth Geek on November 29, 2011, 06:00:15 AM
Ow! Hey, who threw the shuriken?! And why does it smell like shit?!
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Post by: Bus Taker on December 03, 2011, 12:57:28 AM
Look, is this always what happens when you drink too much!?  At least take the little sword out of your ass-crack so no one gets hurt!
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Post by: UncleDes on December 03, 2011, 07:39:00 AM
Haha! You know you shouldn't do that on an empty stomach.

I woke up with a bad taste in my mouth and found someone had been playing "King Arthur" again. And you know what that means...
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Post by: Bus Taker on January 27, 2012, 10:38:44 PM
Fine, if you're not going to help me clean up after that, I'll just go do my food shopping for the week!
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Post by: daltysmilth on January 28, 2012, 06:04:30 PM
Hey, Bus Taker, would you demonstrate your psychic abilities again?
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Post by: shodan on January 28, 2012, 06:05:54 PM
yes he will, now ask him.
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 28, 2012, 06:09:38 PM
Hey, Bus Taker, where's my chicken puppet?
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Post by: AmazingThor on February 10, 2012, 09:37:19 PM
Darth Geek, do that bit where you ask Bus Taker about your chicken puppet, it always kills. :highfive:
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Post by: daltysmilth on February 10, 2012, 10:17:14 PM
And to think it all started with something as simple as a badly-timed bald joke.
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Post by: Russell on February 10, 2012, 11:31:27 PM
Back in 1987, Gene Roddenberry wondered for a long time what the Captain of the Enterprise in Star Trek TNG should look like.
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Post by: AmazingThor on February 11, 2012, 09:33:53 AM
Enough talk about sports, someone needs to bring up Star Trek
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Post by: Russell on February 11, 2012, 10:05:12 AM
I know, the clones of Bruce Lee was probably the best Bruce Lee movie to not actually have Bruce Lee in the movie but had his name in the title. Now, if it's okay I thought it would be a good idea to talk about sports if that's okay.
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Post by: Sideswipe on February 12, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Hey, has anyone seen my M-4 carbine?  Damn, are you watching this movie again?  What is with you and Bruce Lee?
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Post by: daltysmilth on February 12, 2012, 09:33:22 PM
Okay, fine, if no one else is gonna hunt us up some dinner, I guess I'll have to take care of it myself.  Now where's a gun I can use?
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Post by: Watchman on February 13, 2012, 01:12:07 AM
The hunters/gatherers are currently on lunch break, attending a recreational stoning.
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Post by: Thrifty on February 13, 2012, 08:51:02 AM
I know there's been some disagreements as to whether the Tea Party movement is racist, but even you have to agree that a statement such as "Without us, those niggers would still be squatting in mud huts" is horribly offensive.
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Post by: Edward J Grug III on February 28, 2012, 10:29:09 PM
It's late. This party is a sausage fest. I'm going home before Thrifty brings up the Tea Party again.

And I'm taking my blueprints with me.
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Post by: Invader_quirk on February 28, 2012, 10:35:31 PM
No, these blueprints aren't BAD, but I think I could improve the rear rotor by adding a few hypo-technic reverberators to the influx manifold on the left-hand side.

As for the Tea Party comment, just let it go. This plan is so much bigger than political bickering, and I know interest has waned, but I would still like to be a part of it. If you continue to alienate Grug with your incessant pro-ham/anti-tea blathering, he's liable to leave, leaving us without the blueprints and rendering tonight's sausage-based activities useless.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on February 29, 2012, 01:33:09 PM
I'm back with the half gallon of chocolate soy milk, I had to mow my way through an army of zombie mimes camped out in our front lawn.  What the hell is up with that?

So I picked up the blueprints for the new Hammerhead i Whirlyjigg.  I dont think the bastard looks stable though.  We should scrap the whole thing and start from scratch.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Edward J Grug III on March 01, 2012, 06:26:28 PM
Is it just me, or has it been hours since we sent sideswipe out to pick up my blueprints?

If he's been reading them, I'm gonna be pretty pissed.

He can keep his stability comments in his pocket.
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Post by: k1 on March 02, 2012, 07:22:16 PM
That doesn't even look like me. You're crazy.
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Post by: Edward J Grug III on March 02, 2012, 07:32:43 PM
The lawn is still covered with those mimes. They are being pretty peaceful right now, but I do hope they aren't exposed to any chocolate soy milk. You know that sets them off!

Hey, is that k1 leading them?
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Post by: Coragale on March 02, 2012, 11:42:32 PM
By the way, did you guys hear about the Clown College revolt? From what I understand, middle aged men in clown white have been roaming the countryside, looking for water shooting daisies, stealing pies off window sills, and the like. Anyone else having issues with this?
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Post by: Bus Taker on March 05, 2012, 10:40:25 PM
Stop clowning around so much!

Oh Darth, I have your chicken puppet!!!  :P
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Post by: Bus Taker on June 30, 2012, 12:22:00 AM
Ha! I got the chicken puppet while wearing tiny shorts in clown college!  Now all I need is to host a Hockey game with Jonathan Frakes, Serena Williams, Ron Paul, and my cat!
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Post by: Sideswipe on June 30, 2012, 12:21:15 PM
Theres been a lot of rumblings going on over at the clown college about the lack of proper funding for the prop clowns.  There might be trouble.  We should keep an eye on whats going on over there, we might have to take them out!  By the way, I dont know what was in that basket someone left on our doorstep, but I threw it in the dumpster out back.
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Post by: GordonZola on June 30, 2012, 03:14:25 PM
Haha! Ya think he would have learned by now.

btw money troubles at the college or what???!!!
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Post by: AmazingThor on July 15, 2012, 03:09:28 AM
LOL, I've heard that joke before but with a different punchline: so the Polish man replies "I knew this wasn't watermelon!"
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Post by: Bus Taker on July 15, 2012, 10:30:54 PM
That's funny about the bartender doing that with you!  Reminds me of a joke:

"Polish man walks into a bar pretending to be blind, then stumbles into a young lady, and grabs her while saying 'I don't think this is a cantaloupe.' "
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Post by: GordonZola on July 22, 2012, 11:04:49 AM
People never listen do they?

Walked into my local Italian bar with my singer, drummer and bassist and the owner says: "Hey you can't a-come into my a-bar! You're a-band!"
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Post by: Bus Taker on March 19, 2013, 11:00:34 PM
I tell ya the waste that goes on these days!

And I keep telling people that paper towels go in compost, not recycling!
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Post by: Edward J Grug III on March 19, 2013, 11:03:34 PM
Gross.

Well, if you need to wipe your hands, I just fished a ton of paper towels out of the recycling.
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Post by: mike5150 on March 20, 2013, 01:20:35 PM
That reminds me of the time I went on a tour of a cattle farm in July. The caretaker was showing me how they keep them cool during the extra hot months. I couldn't believe what she said, but I gave it a try. Seconds later, she screamed "I said we were MISTING the cows!!! GET YOUR ARM OUT OF THERE!!!"
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Post by: Tripe on March 20, 2013, 02:39:23 PM
Speaking of Catholicism, what do we think of the boys handling the Confessions movies?
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Post by: mike5150 on March 20, 2013, 03:25:19 PM
Tell me about it, I've been putting on so much weight lately that I decided to go to this workout class at the local gym.
I was in there for about 5 minutes and the guy is yelling "STAND! SIT! KNEEL! STAND! RAISE YOUR ARMS! SIT! KNEEL! STAND! YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THE BURN!! ANNNND SIT!!"
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Post by: k1 on March 23, 2013, 05:44:25 AM
Made chicken parm for dinner last night & nobody else wanted to eat it.  It came out really good and I didn't want it to go to waste, so I ended up eating all 6 chicken breasts.  Now my pants don't fit.  This is going to be an awkward trip to the library.
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Post by: mike5150 on March 23, 2013, 10:12:45 AM
I think I would have grabbed him by the back of his head and said "Hey, unless you want it broken, you better move your hand away from there right now!" But that's just me, I like to play the tough guy. It backfired on me today though, my mom called and wants me to move a refrigerator from her rental house to her basement, and move the one that is in the basement out to the street. BY MYSELF...I should say, this is not one of those little beer things, this is a full blown, nuclear bomb shelter, Indiana Jones fridge. When I told her I might hurt myself doing it, she said "You mean like I hurt MYself bringing you into the world!? The day that I set aside NINE HOURS of my life to spring you forward from my womb!? Ok, if this is too much to ask, I guess I'll hire someone to do it for me. I hope I don't die before you get to see the new one in the basement."
  So, I'm on my way over there. :(


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Post by: Thrifty on March 25, 2013, 01:16:47 PM
A little club soda and salt will take care of that.  You'll still want to avoid it for a while, since it takes time to dry.

Hey guys, I know this isn't relevant to what we've been discussing, but I had some trouble.  Last week, I was on my way to visit my brother, and I was hungry, so I brought 2 Baconators.  My brother assumed one was for him, and he just picked it up and started eating it.  He was halfway through by the time I noticed.  Sure there was still half a Baconator left, but he's my brother and I didn't really want a confrontation. 

What would you guys do in that situation?
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 26, 2013, 04:30:11 AM
I'M SWEATING BLOOD!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Tripe on March 26, 2013, 05:15:21 AM
Don't know if running mains power through that was a good idea; I think it might have made the thermostat go a little funny.

Is anyone else feeling a bit warm?
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on March 26, 2013, 08:13:47 AM
It is FREEZING in here.  I'm gonna crank up the thermostat.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 28, 2013, 05:43:39 AM
MY SKIN IS CRACKING!
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Post by: Dr Ahmad Makhini on March 29, 2013, 08:34:23 AM
That's true, but a bucket shouldn't melt with just that in it - it was probably a chemical reaction.

Ya know, JU, you spent a lot of time in the tanning salon....
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Post by: Thrifty on March 29, 2013, 11:41:48 AM
...where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.

It's an established fact that a 1 gallon bucket filled with snow will actually produce 1.35 gallons of melt water, on average.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 30, 2013, 08:45:15 PM
Listen, I think we are getting off track, let's get back to the topic of Hitler's vision of an Aryan utopia.
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Post by: Sideswipe on March 30, 2013, 09:22:32 PM
No!  I cant let it go.  All cheese can not be lumped together.  There specific uses that only certain cheeses can be used.  Swiss doesnt have the same texture as cheddar, and mozzarella can not be interchanged the feta.  It just doesnt work that way.  You are just being a philistine here, get some culture!
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Post by: mike5150 on March 30, 2013, 10:15:00 PM
Seriously though dude, you should get that looked at. Not only for health reasons, but if those things were to break, and seepage were to occur, not ONLY would your sheets (and God knows what else) be ruined, but I would think your partner would be out of there pretty darn quick! Speaking of molds and spores and all around gross stuff,  I'm about to the point of vomiting over this argument that I am having in this forum...... DUDE! If you mix a little bit of pepper Jack cheese, and then a little colby  in with some Velveeta & salsa, put it in the microwave and put it on top of some chips, it is freakin delicious! Why the hell are you having such a hard time with this!? LET.IT.GO!
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Thrifty on April 07, 2013, 04:27:49 PM
Well, that's another presidential election in the books.  Is it just me or was that one particularly brutal?  I certainly never expected the Republicans to put up THAT guy.  I think this country is going straight down the shitter, and I'm moving to Canada.

Hey man, I know you've only been around for 4 months, so I just want to point out that in this forum, we try to maintain a certain level of calm by restricting discussions on hot button issues like politics and religion to the dedicated political threads.  Please take it there.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand, I just got back from my 14 mile walk up the island of Manhattan.  My legs are so sore and my feet are covered with blisters.
Title: Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
Post by: Sideswipe on January 17, 2014, 06:52:19 PM
I leave for an hour and all hell breaks loose!  Who let the bastard on the unicycle being towed by 4 corgis in here?  And why is there red paint all over the floor?  Somebody left my car with the gas tank on E!  Thrifty, this is the last time I leave you in charge!  You know what, take a hike!
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 17, 2014, 07:01:46 PM
Hey, look what I can do! Mush, my ferocious beasts, mush!
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Post by: TheRealUncleDes on April 02, 2016, 11:54:39 AM
I got some cooked oatmeal and mashed potatoes here. Do you think they'll eat it?
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Post by: Pak-Man on April 02, 2016, 12:03:33 PM
So there's a lot of ferocious beasts outside. We should probably try to placate them somehow...
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 03, 2016, 05:56:38 AM
What's that atrocious noise?  Can someone check on that for me?
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Post by: TheRealUncleDes on April 03, 2016, 09:15:35 AM
RAWWRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 03, 2016, 06:44:30 PM
Well, at least we all remembered to lock up the outside gates.
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Post by: TheRealUncleDes on April 03, 2016, 07:21:06 PM
Sh....oot. Forgot to lock the inside gates!!!
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 06, 2016, 07:30:07 AM
And I remembered the groceries.  Looks like everyone remembered to do their chores.
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Post by: TheRealUncleDes on April 06, 2016, 12:41:44 PM
And RVR and I got the stairs vacuumed...you?
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Post by: Pak-Man on April 06, 2016, 01:02:52 PM
I managed to get all of the shopping bags filled with glitter out of the attic!
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Post by: TheRealUncleDes on April 06, 2016, 01:23:36 PM
I agree: never seen so much blood. You guys all set?
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 07, 2016, 07:59:14 PM
IT'S... IT'S EVERYWHERE!  OH, DEAR GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!  WE SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT "KILLING A GUY" ON AS THE FIRST ITEM IN OUR SPRING CLEANING LIST!
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Post by: Pak-Man on April 07, 2016, 10:55:47 PM
Whoop! We got a gusher!
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 10, 2016, 12:40:33 AM
Well, this shouldn't be so hard.  Just stick in the blade and...