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RiffTrax Discussion => Individual RiffTrax Discussion => Clash of the Titans => Topic started by: Thrashalla on October 22, 2010, 11:19:13 AM

Title: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: Thrashalla on October 22, 2010, 11:19:13 AM
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/clash-titans
(http://www.rifftrax.com/files/imagecache/thickbox/files/posters/clashoftitansweb.jpg)


RELEASE THE RIFFTRAX!!  Yes, all too often a movie is reduced to a silly one-liner, a ridiculous catchphrase.  This is a sad and unfair practice, demeaning to films with creative integrity and purpose.  Fortunately, Clash of the Titans has neither!  Upon viewing it, Sean Connery went out of his way to say “You are NOT the man now, dog!”  When invited to a screening, Harrison Ford frantically searched for an excuse, finally issuing a panicked “I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!”  When a friend asked Admiral Ackbar to come along and see Inception again, Ackbar suspected he was being tricked into watching this movie instead and said...well, you know what he said.

Our old Avatar friend Sam Worthington is along for the ride, maintaining his policy of only acting in front of green screens.  Also, his policy of not actually acting.  Also, his policy of letting his Australian accent slip through frequently, regardless of the role.  Also, his policy of being a big charmless slack-jawed meathead.  Also, his policy of general turdiness.  Anyway, we’re big Sam Worthington fans around here.

Mike, Kevin, and Bill can’t help but think this movie would have been improved by a star from L.A. Law and a goofy mechanical owl.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/clash-titans

http://www.youtube.com/v/IVicRSITRCk?hl=en&fs=1

Enjoy!
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: CJones on October 22, 2010, 02:18:43 PM
Wow, I'm actually the first person to post about the full riff. I was a big fan of the original as a child, so it was a given I'd be downloading this. Pretty good so far; I'm about halfway through but had to pause for a break. Favorite bits so far:

"Why does our family have three different accents?"

"How many rapes does a guy have to commit to get some respect?" (That's so wrong BTW)

"If proper names were allowed in Scrabble your name would be practically worthless" (Referring to Io).

I'm probably misquoting all three of these. Also, liked the Zangief reference, simply because I mained him in my Street Fighter 2 days.

On an unrelated note, the Rifftrax main page is currently giving a 404 error. Hope it's nothing serious.
EDIT: Never mind, I see that's been fixed.
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: Compound on October 22, 2010, 02:45:25 PM
I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: CJones on October 22, 2010, 05:59:45 PM
I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet :'(
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: byuni on October 22, 2010, 09:20:18 PM
Don't know if it had anything to do with the rifftrax or not, but in my little corner of the world I had to go to six different redbox stations before finding this thing.  Looking forward to watching it...
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: spaceforarent on October 22, 2010, 09:24:36 PM
Wow, I'm actually the first person to post about the full riff.

Second, actually.  :P http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,19477.msg586605.html#msg586605


Don't know if it had anything to do with the rifftrax or not, but in my little corner of the world I had to go to six different redbox stations before finding this thing.  Looking forward to watching it...
Next time check the availability online and perhaps even reserve it. http://www.redbox.com/
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: stansimpson on October 25, 2010, 12:14:22 PM
I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet :'(
Then you haven't seen GOATSE, "Tub Girl", "2 Girls, 1 Cup", and "Glass Ass" (mentioned here in increasing order of grotesquetude).  Lemon Party is the least of those.
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: Thrifty on October 25, 2010, 12:33:57 PM
I can't fathom anything more disgusting than "2 Girls 1 Cup".  I've never seen it, but the description alone makes me retch.
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: Piobman on October 25, 2010, 01:25:18 PM
I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet :'(
Then you haven't seen GOATSE, "Tub Girl", "2 Girls, 1 Cup", and "Glass Ass" (mentioned here in increasing order of grotesquetude).  Lemon Party is the least of those.

You guys are sick puppies.
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: CJones on October 25, 2010, 03:39:44 PM
I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet :'(
Then you haven't seen GOATSE, "Tub Girl", "2 Girls, 1 Cup", and "Glass Ass" (mentioned here in increasing order of grotesquetude).  Lemon Party is the least of those.

Actually I have seen Tub Girl, unfortunately. Never heard of GOATSE or Glass Ass. I'll just take your word for it not to look at them.
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: stansimpson on October 25, 2010, 08:00:53 PM
I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet :'(
Then you haven't seen GOATSE, "Tub Girl", "2 Girls, 1 Cup", and "Glass Ass" (mentioned here in increasing order of grotesquetude).  Lemon Party is the least of those.

You guys are sick puppies.
I haven't seen the last two (by firm decision), but I was tricked with the first two.  Btw, goatse got so popular that it became a verb and now means to trick someone into seeing it.  A soul-crushing version of being Rick Rolled, if you will.
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: camber on October 25, 2010, 09:13:45 PM
Clash of the Titans: It's like Michael Bay skimmed Bullfinch's Mythology in ten minutes while on the john.
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: Relaxing Dragon on November 10, 2010, 05:03:22 PM
I know I'm crazy late/oblivious in asking this question, but is there a .riff file for this one? Or is it just MP3?
Title: Re: Clash of the Titans - Now Available!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Clash of the Titans: It's like Michael Bay skimmed Bullfinch's Mythology in ten minutes while on the john.

 :clap: